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- Опубликовано: 2 май 2019
- Episode 4 of Elite Smash: hey, guys! currently moving to a different city so I made the thumbnail on my phone, please forgive me
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Swear to my Bones from Persona 5 (Outro): • Video 
Игры
I kid you not, during that Lucas match, I got an ad about clinical depression.
That's wonderfully accurate to the situation both of these players were in
Al Squeezy Also the characters in the match
@@splingo_ hang on, what the hell did Joker do wrong
Al Squeezy No, Joker and Lucas in their games are put in situations that would give them depression
@@splingo_ oh yeah true
You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
*P K F I R E*
Is this a reference to the Shia LaBeouf song?
@@bostonfravala8670 yes, yes it is
Fire LaBeouf
Running for your life from pk fire
He’s brandishing a ness
Pk fire
*cries in terror*
That Lucas said this before the game “so today I will be disabling my A button”
tuxcat to show the power of flextape ive sawed my controller in half
De left stick an b button is all you need
So today I'm going to play Smash with an NES controller...
You say that, but I’m staring to think that’s actually what happened.
I dont even think he had one, his controller just was a b button with a stick.
8:13
Ann: Aren't we the best?
Alpharad: I would say so Morgana
Ann: *angry model noises*
I mean to be fair morgana was on screen and his voice is pretty feminine
That entire Lucas round was alpharad screaming with pizza time over it.
Just gun to hit him from above. Or arsene side b. Has more range than pk fire.
I hate that Lucas because I’m a Lucas main and seeing that angers me.
Its spiderman 2 pizza theme not pizza time
@@hkpenguin6309 both mean it's time for pizza. I rest my case.
Haha! Now your thinkin with portals!
Alpha: "God, it hurts being this smart."
Donkey Kong: "You're not the only one cursed with knowledge."
YES!! Best comment this month
Would have been even funnier if DK had the purple alt
Lucas: "17th times the charm"
PK FREEZE
*PK FIRE*
Another Lucas: 75th times is the charm
PK FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
The part that sucks is that the 15th time is the charm, it worked so he’ll keep doing it and making the game hell for other people.
pk fuck
the fact that this Lucas person named themself “Trash” pisses me off more.
But he is
that’s the whole point lmaoo
Thanks that was me
Derick oh yeah no problem dude ..... wait what-
XDarkMatterX no joke
8:13 Ann: Aren’t we the best?!
Alpharad: Yes Morgana
HA HA HA wait-
Fans of persona 5: *inhales intensely*
Big oof energy-
Alpha’s a fake fan confirmed
He just played the Japanese version, like a real fan :^)
It’s a normal mistake that happens to everyone. :)
i screamed “ThAt WaS aNn!!”
That Lucas match was one of the most frustrating things I’ve ever seen
The worst part is that I played like that back during my very first time in smash brawl before 4 and ultimate came out. Fortunately, it was limited to just side B abuse.
It was also one of the most hilarious.
Rad Dude What do you expect from someone called Trash?
omg your cat profile picture is super cute
@@mini-conlongarm8021 xD. Never trust people with those kind of names
Ann: Aren't we the best
Alpha: I would say so Morgana
I thought he loved Persona 5?
We’ve discovered his lies LYNCH THE HERETIC
Ikr that was Ann!
DefinitelyNotFort Ann: aren’t we the best
Me: I would say so sojiro
Wait, I thought the cat was morganna, what’s the joke?
jm jw but Ann was the one that said aren’t we the best and he said I would say so morgana. Meaning he’s never played the game clearly he’s only watched videos on makoto
2:12 this is the most toxic gameplay I’ve literally seen in any game
I’m fine with Ness and Lucas but they have the most spammable moveset ever
Pk fire pk freeze pk fire pk freeze pk fire pk freeze pk fire pk freeze pk fire pk freeze pk fire
Fun:*existing*
Pk fire:I am about to ends this whole man's career
shit like that really makes me wish they added anti-spam bomb-ombs they just spawn and detonate on spammers doing the same two moves in rapid succesion
Ness Nair: *exists*
Jump: Wait, that's illegal
I've fought so many Lucas mains that play like that and it frustrates me to the point that I play like crap.
what if you
wanted to play the game
but Lucas said
"pK fReEzE!!!!!11!!"
Down B (psi magnet) and be happy happy that you just recovered 30%.
If you weren't playing Lucas or ness at that moment, you were screwed.
Then git gud
@@AB-sz7mr sorry I just don't want to spend a month on knowing how to play against two characters
No wonder he dies in Smash World.
@@goldbrella9820 If it takes you a month to learn their matchup, you have more pressing issues
4:55 - Wow, that is... legitimate rage.
7:39 that was one of the cleanest, most well timed things I've ever seen 😂
8:13
>mistakes Ann for Morgana
>gloats about his intelligence
Look at this guy, thinking not hearing correctly means low intelligence :)
It's "My favorite character Ryoko" all over again
@@tristanstrain9751 Morgana doesn't speak like that
I hate to be the "explain the joke" guy but Alpharad doesn't actually think he's some super genius, it's just part of his persona (no pun intended)
He probably played the japanese version
Pk fire! *PK FREEZE!* -PK thunder-
PM fire! Ok fire! OK FREEZE!
Alpha: ... 😟
Dang that autocorrect
I'm glad I'm not the only one this has happened to online
now I understand L U C A S I S D E A D
I’m a Lucas main, I’m so sorry.
2:12 *LUCAS MAIN JOINS THE BATTLE*
*dipshit
Ann Takamaki: Aren't we the best?
Alpharad: Yes Morgana
Me: I want to die
I want too
Me too
Ok, have fun
Ann:”aren’t we the best”
Alphrad: yes we are *MORGANA*
*inhales*
_BOY_
Lerbyn well we all knew
@@lerbyn "only plebs play the game in English"
X: *doubt*
Joker: hit me, HIT ME
Mr shadow: done
4:48 _physically hurt me what the hell._
What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said.....PK FIRE PK FREEZE
Funny and original.
underrated
Francis Sur It's not, but okay.
Ckong I mean that it deserves more likes
Francis Sur It doesn't deserve any likes.
Me: *hits smash ball 100 times* ...nothing
Opponent: *jabs smash ball*
BOOM FINAL SMASH TIME, BABY!
*I KNOW RIGHT?!?!*
I know this is a joke
But final smash ball wont break unless is with a strong attack but almost wont with a spammed multiattack
Smasball takes roughly 4 weak attacks to break, he hit it 3 times.
Nick Clark that’s like the most stressful thing ever for me
The pain bro ;-; The pain ;-;
*Arsene left the server*
Joker: This is fine
arsene*
Arson*
+ARealFakeIdentity Thanks mate
the music for the match at 0:48 is perfect because the lyrics for it are:
It's not a game, I'm not a *robot* and I'm challenging you
Lucas managed to win the game with 0 A presses, not even a half an A press, and he didn't even have to use parallel universes. What a god.
The absolute legend.
That lucas was pure pain. And I'm not even playing.
To be fair, he did call himself Trash. He's just giving Alpharad a taste of his own medicine. It's payback for the Ness video.
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Your comment is next to someone who said the same thing.
9:51
"Donkey Kong are you ready for the pummeling of a lifetime?"
>Gets pummeled mid sentence
I guess he was ready.
@aci白兎 Underrated comment of a comment.
agreed
Ann: "Aren't we the best?"
Alpharad: "I'd say so, Morgana"
8:56, he was in genuine pain
Alpharad:I've never lagged like this before
Rathalos:Am i a joke to you?
Carl Webber I wonder if he remembers that one matchup in
“Toxic Belmont’s Online”
Ann: Aren't we the best!?
Alpharad: Thanks Morgana
Ann: Am I a joke to you?
Makoto best girl, he just forgot about Ann
That PK Freeze main is a disgrace to all of us Lucas mains.
why does this have 1000 likes
imagine your irl name being lucas (cries internally)
THANK YOU I don't main Lucas but believe it or not he's badas off stage
Yes. The other day, I was versing a “Lucas Main” in Elite Smash and was greatly disappointed when the only moves that he used were specials. (I am a Lucas main as well)
Thank you
You all do understand that the Lucas was doing for for the funny haha goofs, right? It's pretty obvious that they weren't actually being serious with that.
Me: *starts getting into online* aight i like these smash fighters, i might get into elite-! The next 2,000 games: 2:13
Relatable
Lol
I didn’t have pain with me because came with my dipshit of a rob.
I gyro camped and then would down throw to up air and T-bag.
13 Lucas rage quick and 19 Nesses.
Not to add insult to injury but
PK FIRE
PK FREEZE
Top tier Lucas player
fuck lucas
Are you trying to give me PTSD?
2:11 - 3:08 I understand this on a spiritual level
F
Me too me too
*how I play Lucas on a basic level but with mainly air attacks
@@watboi69 why would you report someone for spamming? That's on you if you win or not. If there was a character that never lost just from spamming everyone would use them
kakashiboyk um...what?
As a Lucas main, the Lucas match pissed me off. Because it tarnishes the pride I have in being a Lucas main. I'm also a Wolf and Joker main.
Yes
If you're a Mii Gunner Main, YOU'RE OPPONENTS ARE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.
@@code_Rei I main Mii gunner (but mostly Sephiroth) and I have _never_ used the Sans Mii costume bc of how overrated it is.
2:55 I love how the lucas main is self-conscious about what he is through his user name
Joker sends Thanos a calling card in Endgame
SPOILER ALERT:
Take your head
How to deal with Lucas:
1) Play as Mr. Game & Watch
2) Use Bucket
dis man gets it
As a Wolf main, that reflector is your best friend against these people...
As a human, punishing their whiffed pk freeze is my favorite option lmao
the thing is nobody noticed he said lucus
That's how I cheese Snakes
Lucas: What is your opinion on Alpharad?
Me: He is justice itself.
Lucas: Wrong answer. *click* (Pizza Time starts playing)
“Aren’t we the best?”
Alpharad: I would say so too Morgana
Ahem, THAT IS ANN
Dededededdedede AHEM that is ryuji
That’s obviously Shadow Kamoshida
@@phantomthief2311 hello? Thats clearly Brojiro's voice
LordKami huh, that’s a weird way to spell “Kaneshiro”
@@phantomthief2311 if you listen real close...
you can hear that it actually was joker
Kevin just used his true ability in that second match.
KING CRIMSON
It just works...
We need *DIO or Jotaro* mods.
*when a Ness plays more fair than a Lucas*
Me: Earthbound Characters these days
SomeGuyOnTheInternet legit the only time I played against a Ness was when he actually was doing things
Lucas on the other hand just loves that special button
Yeah, I don't know why people think Ness can get away with just PK Fire. We actually have to play neutral. It's Lucas who has a button labeled win neutral.
Now we use ness d-Special more then PK fire
4:39
Alpha:Alright that ness is dead
Ness: *dies*
Alpha: WHAAAAAAT
_"Aren't we the best?"_
"I would say so, Morgana"
>It was Ann
I loved how you put Pizza Time over the Lucas. That was so Goddamn perfect.
4:55 Kevin used his stand [[PING CRIMSON]]
Random guy: your joker sucks
Alpharad: I’m about to end this
Man whole career
haha that waa so funny bro
Just kidding no it wasnt xd
Is this joke a joke?
omg I’m literally laughing so much I’m pooping myself this is so funny omg
The mount of mental and physical pain I've felt from that Lucas match is so high that I cant even describe it with words.
5:49 disrespect to regret in three seconds
4:55
You ain't ready for Kevin the Ness main. Nobody's ready for Kevin the Ness main.
His lag button is too powerful
Kevin had Za Wārudo on deck.
Definitely a Kevin if I ever saw one.
Ann's voice: ARNT WE THE BEST?!?
Alpha: Yes Morgana
Ann: 😶
Ann: "Aren't we the best?!"
Alpha: *Mistakes Ann's voice for Morgana's*
Me: *Dies in the inside*
Ann: Aren't we the best
Alpha: I would say so, Morgana
Rip Ann’s character lol
Love how that Lucas name was "Trash".
5:13 Alpharad is starting to realize the true nature of online.
Jacob really hit that Roy with the “now he will try”
*calls Ann Morgana*
“Such intelligence is a curse”
I think he was responding to the voice line when he one but thats still funny
Everybody gangster until a little kid start yelling “pk (insert elemental verb)”
I guess it would be a verb wouldn't it? Huh..
Pk toxic shock
PK spam
Pk pp
1,000 subscribers no video? PK I like spamming!
4:20
The origin story of PK Kevin 67.
8:18 that was Lady Ann you fool
As a member of the Lucas Mains community, I have to apologize for you having to go through that match
As another member of Lucas mains, we assure you not all of us are this cancer
agreed
Lol ikr
Im a ness main but the same goes for us
@@EliteEpicGamerz yes you are
Everybody talking about alpha mixing up Mona and Ann, but nobody’s talking about that genius edit at 12:03 to say ‘the video’s over’
I have never seen such a powerful callout as that first Roy at 0:30
Alpharad: Oh youre approaching me, Instead of running away you're going straight towards me
Lucas: I cant PK the Arsene out of you without getting closer (unless I spam PK Fire and PK Freeze)
Alpharad: Oh-Ho! Then come as close as you like
*insert menacing symbol*
Thanks that was me
@@griefski2179 if you are here and maybe listening three years later are you the Lucas main?
@@mariomakerandsmashbros3038 I am still around but sadly my switch god reset a while back losing all of smash and its dlc. (was actually a dk main but i remember losing so man times i decided to make other peoples life crap by using Lucas) Lucas mains dont exist!
I was walking down the road when suddenly
*P K F I R E*
The PK-Fire Nation attacked?
@@nerdyfoxes8000 DAAHHHHHHHHH YOU~
@@zeroth9051 I've never loved myself and hated myself more. XD
2:12 this guy was playing 4D chess while everyone was playin go fish
4d chess you mean
@@ethanl5527 Ah, a man of culture
Soooo just regular chess lmao
@@kpbevan_904 : ( guess im still playing connect the dots
8:13 Ann: “Aren’t we the best?”
-Alpharad: thanks *Morgana*
Jacob was scared about the kill conform from rob even tho he likes joker and so he should know that up b gives invincibility 1:36
Smash 4: Lucas is such an underrated character, I wished the internet talked about him more
Ultimate: *everyone hates him*
Well I guess there at least talking about him
That should explain why the "LUCAS IS DEAD" video got so much yeahs in Smash World
5:26 Alpha making a Jojo reference?
*This must be the work of an enemy S T A N D .*
Persona is just a big JoJo reference
Pixel Bro Persona actually has a sound clip from JoJo, or JoJo has a sound clip from persona. Idk really it was hard to find out.
@2:12 Bonus points for the Spider-man 2(GCN/PS2/XBOX) Pizza delivery song lol
Sorry Alpharad for leaving that match because my brother wanted to play a different game
Edit: Thanks for the match btw :D
Were you Kevin?
Halo Kevin
Hi kevin
Tide Pod Boi You’re brother a quitter
Rip
... real talk, i think i speak for everyone when i say a persona 5 playthrough from alpharad would be pretty awesome
or, dare i say it, *rad*
Weeb ecks
Seeing him play P5 would be amazing.
He did already play the game though, it would not be the same as watching him play the game for the first time.
@@erenirmak6535 Yeah, but we watched him play through Odyssey twice, and people loved it both times. It's not like a playthrough of a game he's already played is anything new.
@@sneepysnorps I think it's easier with a gameplay focused platformer like mario with little to no story, as opposed to Persona which focuses on the story, twists and character development. The second are substantially more boring when you know all about it. :/
8:12
Ann: "aren't we the best?"
Alpharad: "I'd say so, Morgana, *we just taught him how it feels to be a genius**
*Thinking*
I can't fight without my stand! -Alpharad 2019
Me: *IS THIS A JOJO'S REFERENCE!?!*
5:21 he is not worthy of the fusion sword
Holy shit those counter reads were so damn good
8:12 The man who praises Persona 5 so much...yet can't tell the difference between Morgana and Ann's voice.
What if he played the japanese version and doesnt know the english voices
@@evilgirlfangs That's a big "IF".
That segment with Lucas was pure unadulterated pain
Ann: Aren't we the best!
Alpha: i would say so MORGANA.
Hey so umm
I kinda like you
And umm
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Fledrox E
The Spiderman 2 Pizza Delivery music in the lucas fight though 👌🏼 Bless you Alpha
THAT LUCAS OMG IM IN TEARS
That comedic timing with last surprise in the second Roy match though
This videos title sounds like a clickbait video that would be on the popular shared content section where Lucas gets shot
It’s ironic.
5:53“oh”the sound of regret
I only just noticed that you edited in "The *video's* over" over "The Show's Over" in the ending final smash. A very nice last surprise
Ann: "aren't we the best"
Alpharad: "I would say so morgana"
Ann: "am I a joke to you"
OMG I WAS THE LINK IN THIS VIDEO!!! (9:19) I had a hunch that it was really you so good thing I saved the replay. For anyone wondering, he actually teched the spike but I still barely won, though that was probably the best way to end the clip of me lol. I can’t believe I actually made it in the video though, it was a fun match!
as a fellow link main I congratulate you on your win dude!
You were pretty good.
Gotta feel bad for alpha tho, he would've won had he not gone for the sauce
Thank you for being the only RUclipsr to have made a video about Joker and not starting it with Last Surprise.
At this point i didn't see it coming)
The music sync to his final smash at the end was beautiful
7:40 to 7:44 That’s perfect timing no one could calculate the kill right when the music gets to that part
2:09 - 3:08 I was screaming "COUNTER!!" so much
He tried. Though admittedly pk freeze isnt the most useful thing to counter
Lynel K.F PK freeze can’t be reflected and countering it would just leave him open
If he countered the Lucas would just use pk freeze instead of fire
@@illusionaryheart3325 Except it absolutely can be reflected. You just need to be at a close enough range for it to hit Lucas back, and even if you're not it'll still keep you from gettin frozen.
Moonie Like I said, it can’t be reflected. You’re right, it can be countered and if you’re close enough to Lucas it can knock him back. But if you can’t, it leaves you extremely open and he’ll just PK Fire you
More Touhou music today! The track was "Dullahan Under the Willows" from Touhou 14.
That’s one of the reasons why I like Sekibanki
I knew I recognized the tune but my brain was like. "Which touhou 14 character was this?"
Alpha: This is by far the best player I have ever seen.
Joe and malioni: Am I joke to you?
Turv: I am a joke to you
"I've never had my Switch lag that bad before!" Me, someone with SpongeBob Rehydrated on Switch: