Ranking Every Species in Jurassic World Evolution 2

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Cheesesrandomcrap
    @Cheesesrandomcrap 7 дней назад +59

    An hour and 45 minute video yapping about dinosaurs? Count me in!

  • @cameronwiscovitch4186
    @cameronwiscovitch4186 2 дня назад +5

    I personally would put the Compys higher by one reason alone.
    Of all the tiny dinosaurs (this, Moros, Sinosauropteryx), it’s the fastest on foot. My biggest issue with the tiny dinosaurs is how slow their walking speed is and how quickly their hunger and thirst drops, because they’re constantly moving between food and water, draining their stamina in the process, and because their walking speed’s so low, this leads to them very quickly getting dehydrated or starving themselves until they either finally get food and water, or die. Meanwhile, Compy’s walking speed is so fast, it can just get to food and water before dehydration or starvation sets in.
    To put this in perspective, I did a full canon dinosaur sanctuary for every canon dinosaur, and I had to put the Moros on an island (reminders that tiny dinosaurs can’t cross deep water) in the middle of a river with multiple feeders because they kept starving and dehydrating, while the compys actually thrived in the open environment.

  • @misfit_72
    @misfit_72 7 дней назад +112

    dinosaur reskins in jwe2 have always been a strange case to me

    • @StationOfbarny
      @StationOfbarny 7 дней назад +32

      On one hand, if you like how a dinosaur fits in the food chain but not how it looks, it's nice to have another option to choose from.

    • @loogiemaster308
      @loogiemaster308 7 дней назад +6

      Please let the joke die

    • @diegocardenas6494
      @diegocardenas6494 6 дней назад +8

      @@loogiemaster308 Never

  • @thenamesandounts9807
    @thenamesandounts9807 7 дней назад +51

    For those of you just tuning in:
    Yes he really does like dinosaurs this much.

  • @dinosaurdundeeog1462
    @dinosaurdundeeog1462 7 дней назад +24

    I think the thing that shows just how good utahraptor was as a design, was when skeleton crew covered the dlc, and were speechless for a solid 5 minutes upon releasing it into the enclosure.

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 7 дней назад +84

    Fuck yeah, Dinautism time!

  • @Eri_1121
    @Eri_1121 7 дней назад +26

    More fish dinosaur content, the earth is healing

  • @bobtuk1449
    @bobtuk1449 7 дней назад +45

    could this be considered bad dinosaur academy?!?

    • @MrShukaku1991
      @MrShukaku1991 7 дней назад +7

      This is the Bad Dinosaur Academy prologue. The ground has been laid, now Fish just has to build.

    • @WinterLeafyYT
      @WinterLeafyYT 7 дней назад +9

      @@MrShukaku1991 He'll finally tell me how to best utilize the scorpius rex

    • @jeice-sonocteer1199
      @jeice-sonocteer1199 2 дня назад

      I’d sit through multiple hours of that

  • @Guardian-yd6bn
    @Guardian-yd6bn 7 дней назад +7

    1:00:10 i didn't know the Torosaurus could swim on land, seems like a good reason for it to be ranked so high up

  • @Beancreature
    @Beancreature 7 дней назад +12

    1:15:25 that's actually so real, I looked over qianzhou a couple times, went "huh that's a really good stylized design" and then have never used it to this day

  • @smashers6971
    @smashers6971 7 дней назад +10

    The main reason Stegoceratops kind of suffers compared to the other hybrids is that it was planned for the first Jurassic world film, eventually being cut out due to it taking some of the limelight away from the indominus, it’s kind of a shame it’s sort of restricted to this design that it never got to use.

  • @Wrrrryyyy
    @Wrrrryyyy 6 дней назад +5

    Finally, my family is not held at gunpoint anymore. Thank you, thank you, for producing more dinosaur content.

  • @Red-mg4ro
    @Red-mg4ro 7 дней назад +11

    Fish, when he sees a dinosaur: "That's an S-Tier species right there."

  • @GTSE2005
    @GTSE2005 7 дней назад +4

    1:33:38 Fun fact: Shonisaurus was actually not that gentle. Its teeth indicated that it was much more raptorial than originally believed, and that it could have fed on much larger prey than soft-bodied animals.
    With that said, I fully agree that this design is nothing short of beautiful. The only issue is that it lacks a dorsal fin, but everything else about it is so good that I'm willing to ignore that.

  • @TheDinohunterify
    @TheDinohunterify 7 дней назад +1

    I watch a lot of 'Jurassic World Evo RUclipsrs' so hearing your takes have honestly been refreshing

  • @unnamed9858
    @unnamed9858 7 дней назад +8

    wait a minute, this isn't the skeleton crew....

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 7 дней назад +8

    Finally, a new Skeleton Crew episode.
    Wait-

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 6 дней назад +4

    Seeing Diplotocus so low is understandable, but seeing it so high makes me happy with how it's my favorite dinosaur. Walking with Dinosaurs basically started that love. And with all the talk of Walking with Dinosaurs throughout the video makes me want to create paddocks and exhibits based around the six episodes with two more for Dimetrodon and Lystrosaurus for Walking with Monsters.
    One small thing about this list is how incredibly low Baryonyx and Ankylosaurus are. But given how they look in-game I can't argue with the reasons why they're so low.

  • @RageCage2.0
    @RageCage2.0 7 дней назад +2

    I don’t think if you remember me, but I’m the one who commented on your one screen saying if you wanted to if you were doing any more Jurassic World evolution two videos I’m so happy now now I can just watch two videos instead of watching the one over and over and over again

  • @zath6425
    @zath6425 7 дней назад +33

    Bro how is there already a dislike? Who is subbed to your patreon and disliking your videos lmfao.

    • @bootlegdagut
      @bootlegdagut 7 дней назад +5

      Might just be the youtube dislike extension not being accurate

    • @Spyachungus
      @Spyachungus 7 дней назад +8

      Chances are someone just accidentally misclicked it

    • @Leafy_Box
      @Leafy_Box 7 дней назад +6

      Someone has money just to be a hater one day early lmfao

    • @buttahXD
      @buttahXD 6 дней назад +1

      A lot of RUclipsrs that aren't tiny tend to dislike their videos to prevent "first dislike lmao" comments.

  • @ZombieChicken1310
    @ZombieChicken1310 3 дня назад +1

    Seeing my boi the Parasaurolophus in S Tier brings me quite a bit of happiness
    I love the contrast between the classic - lux and Dominion looks. The lux variants are some of my favorite herbivores; i just hope they also included the Parasaurolophus design from the JW website made by Julius Csotonyi

  • @jimboskran4892
    @jimboskran4892 7 дней назад +4

    0:29 always, do it more often!

  • @TheCyn
    @TheCyn 4 дня назад

    Normally I only really watch your tf2 content but I love jurassic world and dinosaur in general as well and I love hearing you talk about this stuff its fun

  • @DeeRose54
    @DeeRose54 7 дней назад +6

    Nooo not my baby Deinon :(
    I love Bakker’s Basalisk Bastard, the design’s basically THE first (and arguably most important) illustration of deinonychus translated to 3D. Also the crest has jiggle physics.

  • @TheRealKiRBEY
    @TheRealKiRBEY 7 дней назад +2

    Thanks, sending this to my dinosaur obsessed friend

  • @siats142
    @siats142 6 дней назад +1

    Dracorex is literally unique pachycephalosaur I use lol. It's the spitting image of the fossils, and its has unique amd great animations

  • @ToughieTheRabbsFringeLimbedTre
    @ToughieTheRabbsFringeLimbedTre 7 дней назад +3

    16:52 They definitely are. They have ALOT more presence

  • @wadespencer3623
    @wadespencer3623 4 дня назад

    Okay, hear me out on Monolophosaurus. I was immediately in love when it appeared. All the things you say are true, it looks goofy and ridiculous and has those buggy eyes... buuuuuuuut. That makes it look like a lot of BIRDS, which are truly absurd muppet-beasts. You gotta love the wild-eyed hornbill look.

  • @PaulKinsten
    @PaulKinsten 7 дней назад +4

    I wonder, what are your thoughts on the other Frontier park builder games Planet Zoo and Coaster?

  • @JackO_kidplosion
    @JackO_kidplosion 7 дней назад +1

    Very cool Mr fishstick, now do this again but the dinosaurs in Prehistoric kingdom

  • @cruzindirty2655
    @cruzindirty2655 6 дней назад

    Loved this, definitely watching this multiple times.

  • @robertwillsea3338
    @robertwillsea3338 7 дней назад +1

    Fish video when I was just about to play Guilty Gear Strive. I am still watching it

  • @thenadei9477
    @thenadei9477 4 дня назад +1

    Omg a list that doesn't unreasonably put Maiasaura at the very bottom??? AMAZING

  • @AmaroRuiz08
    @AmaroRuiz08 7 дней назад +2

    I just realized that the thing that bugs me about megalosaurus in this game is that it looks far too similar to albertosaurus, like i can't tell them apart sometimes

  • @leo01010
    @leo01010 7 дней назад

    Here we see the FishStickOnAStick in its natural habitat, talking about dinosaurs in its iconic dinosaur suit.

  • @TheBoyBrenton
    @TheBoyBrenton 4 дня назад +1

    Bit late, but please do another park the last one was so good

  • @glowcloudwheatproducts495
    @glowcloudwheatproducts495 7 дней назад +1

    The Yutyrannus and utahraptor models in this game are a royal flush winning hand against people who think feathered dinos are silly. What beatiful birds

  • @dragonlord4898
    @dragonlord4898 6 дней назад

    This is one of the videos of all time

  • @dillonfisher7615
    @dillonfisher7615 6 дней назад

    "It's sunken in eyes make it look like it's dying, and I wish that it was..."
    Damn, bro went Savage...

  • @bounter_
    @bounter_ 6 дней назад

    Listening to Fish yap about Dinos for 1+ hours? Sweet.

  • @ianoliver2224
    @ianoliver2224 6 дней назад +1

    Something that kind of bugs me about the winged dinosaurs is that they don't attach the wing feathers to the fingers which completely disconnects the hands as part of the wings but it's barely noticeable in normal animations and gameplay. It's just something I've noticed when the raptors are hunting, climbing, or fighting. Just a pet peeve of mine, I just want winged dinosaurs to have proper wings and not just "arms with wing feathers disconnected from the hands." Even despite that very minor gripe I have, their designs are perfect.

  • @Raye06
    @Raye06 6 дней назад

    I wasnt expecting a tf2 tuber to yap about dinosaurs but im here for it

  • @Sornadilophosarus
    @Sornadilophosarus 7 дней назад

    1:42:02 I agree the cryo are my third favorite looks just like me a dilo and it’s a big carnivore I was happy when they showed the field guide video these guys are awesome

  • @callmeclementine0w0
    @callmeclementine0w0 6 дней назад

    Glad someone else likes the JPE Acro - Its not the best, but it stands out and is one of my fav depictions for my fav dinosaur - also, Alamosaurus is regal - they just look very fancy

  • @matthewdenhollander5504
    @matthewdenhollander5504 7 дней назад

    I am happy you are giving ankylodocus some hope

  • @somedudewithakeyboard5388
    @somedudewithakeyboard5388 2 дня назад

    I cannot even put into words how much I HATE sauropelta. Trying to make them work in a free-range/wild park is such a nightmare. They get injured and die to literally EVERYTHING

  • @svperstar
    @svperstar 2 дня назад

    loved this list

  • @orionmclaughlin5680
    @orionmclaughlin5680 7 дней назад

    One porblem I have with the JWE2 Corythosaurus it that its jaw is actually angled asymmetrically, and I don't even know if it can fully close its mouth

  • @Velgrauder
    @Velgrauder 7 дней назад +1

    Is using the clipping dinosaur footage a deliberate creative choice or is the game just Like That™?

    • @gidw5833
      @gidw5833 7 дней назад +2

      games just Like That™

  • @Bruh_in_the_backrooms
    @Bruh_in_the_backrooms 5 дней назад

    Reason why why nothosaurus is one of my favorites is just because of hoe cool and unique it looks. I also just loved it in the show. Another reason why is because of a joke that me and my friend made while watching the show. When it was first revealed in the show we didn't quite catch the name. So we just simply started referring to it as the "Poef Monster". (We are Afrikaans btw) And we just couldn't stop laughing.

  • @SirTriton
    @SirTriton 5 дней назад

    The megalosaurus always made me think off the ice age 3 dinosaur 😂

  • @Mirichei
    @Mirichei 2 дня назад

    As Deinocheirus Mirificus himself, I approve of my placement in this list.

  • @henrynagel7175
    @henrynagel7175 7 дней назад +1

    Can’t wait to see you explain yourself as to why carno isn’t S tier

    • @pkmist2164
      @pkmist2164 4 дня назад +1

      Its game model looks slightly off from the otherwise fantastic Fallen Kingdom design.

  • @thechickhouse2985
    @thechickhouse2985 4 дня назад

    The Deinonychus is my favorite, aside from the JP3 male raptor Quilliam god tier best ranking in the game and deserves his own ranking. Also spinoraptor is amazing it looks like a plausible animal

  • @WinterLeafyYT
    @WinterLeafyYT 7 дней назад +3

    Why does he sound so much like RTgames

  • @christiancinnabars1402
    @christiancinnabars1402 7 дней назад

    ZT2 OST while heading into S tier makes this an S tier video.

  • @Bucket_Taylor
    @Bucket_Taylor 5 дней назад

    I saw the video in my feed and said "If this is a livestream instead of a full video, i'm gonna be a little disappointed"
    I am not disappointed, quite the opposite

  • @askamikaze3936
    @askamikaze3936 7 дней назад

    Yes, my favorite yapper is back

  • @jurassician3725
    @jurassician3725 6 дней назад

    Are you gonna make a list like this for Prehistoric Kingdom when it fully releases?

  • @Sornadilophosarus
    @Sornadilophosarus 7 дней назад +1

    30:49 thanks man

  • @somerandomfamilyaccount931
    @somerandomfamilyaccount931 7 дней назад

    Imma be eatin good at lunch with this vid

  • @christiancinnabars1402
    @christiancinnabars1402 7 дней назад +2

    Starting off the bat with the JWE2 Liopleurodon... 🤢🤢🤢
    Oughta put a jumpscare warning every time it's about to be shown.

    • @ethanpena2030
      @ethanpena2030 7 дней назад

      Liopleurodon isn't even bad fuck off :/

    • @gidw5833
      @gidw5833 7 дней назад +1

      ​@@ethanpena2030..your below the age of 15 aren't you

  • @jeremysaklad6703
    @jeremysaklad6703 6 дней назад

    You know, I get the impression he likes this game.

  • @Nicholasstaffiere
    @Nicholasstaffiere 5 дней назад

    I hope they keep the Stegoceratops, Ankylodocus, and Spinoraptor in the base game in JWE3

  • @christiancinnabars1402
    @christiancinnabars1402 7 дней назад +2

    Scorpios Rex is such an ugly design in general. I get that it has a bit of Scorpionfish DNA and a good amount of Carnotaurus mixed in - the latter notably having a _very_ short skull for theropod standards - but it's eyes being so high up and its face being so wide makes it look very ugly. And not monstrous ugly, either, just kind of goofy ugly.
    Indominus and the Indoraptor also had a monstrous hybrid theme going, and they didn't have to suddenly become pug rexes for it.

    • @ethanpena2030
      @ethanpena2030 7 дней назад

      No it isn't, the scorpios rex design is a awesome design :/

    • @WinterLeafyYT
      @WinterLeafyYT 7 дней назад

      @@ethanpena2030 Awsome in just how grotesque and horror movie-esque it is

  • @Styx-x7
    @Styx-x7 6 дней назад

    Am I the only one who kind of wanted the stegosaurus of our child with the Dino Dan design?

  • @rafaeloyarzun6337
    @rafaeloyarzun6337 7 дней назад

    The S tier Dinosaurs were so good i actually put the quality of the video higher.

  • @taureon_
    @taureon_ 7 дней назад

    2 hours of dinosaur autism? splendid

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 7 дней назад +1

    Finally it’s time for Dinotism before the cringe from life is strange comes back to haunt us.

  • @Peepaw_Afton_Art
    @Peepaw_Afton_Art 7 дней назад +1

    Yes! My favorite dinosaur in the game is in the top 5!!!!!!!!! My little megaraptorid!

  • @presbyornis
    @presbyornis 7 дней назад

    yeah i overall agree with this tierlist, though i am surprised megalosaurus is as high as it is

  • @xmasfoxy7598
    @xmasfoxy7598 День назад

    ALSO fish stygi is not a diff growth stage from pachy it is a sub of pachy called pachycephalosaurs spinifer

  • @someweeb6897
    @someweeb6897 7 дней назад

    Fish, exactly how long did it take for you to organize all of the dinos?

  • @mlgodzilla4206
    @mlgodzilla4206 6 дней назад

    The thing is that Bakker-Basilisk Deinon CAN work, but they don’t push the design concept that far at all
    Also glad I’m not the only one thought Segisaurus was the MOST USELESS pointless. Peloroplites or Teratophoneus would’ve been better choices as while they’re scrapped from JWFK, at least they’re big animals

  • @Spyachungus
    @Spyachungus 7 дней назад

    I’m wondering how much tier zoo is going to be called out in this video lmao

  • @randompersonhere4119
    @randompersonhere4119 5 дней назад

    MY GOAT

  • @yurisbest2892
    @yurisbest2892 День назад

    Bad Dino academy when

  • @Sornadilophosarus
    @Sornadilophosarus 7 дней назад

    The monolophosarus is my second favorite dinosaur they have good design it’s like me

  • @red_rexi6editts21
    @red_rexi6editts21 7 дней назад

    if , IF only tylosaurus had its jp the game skin it be perfect in my opinion

  • @cjacobs851
    @cjacobs851 4 дня назад

    35:26 tbf it was said to be a juvenile. Despite looking more accurate as a juvenile than as an adult, but that’s Jurassic for you lol

  • @Krona-fb4dn
    @Krona-fb4dn 7 дней назад

    I think it's best to describe Tarbosaurus as a "Knockoff JP rex" in, the game that literally HAS JP Rex so its like triple-redundant.
    Tarbosaurus could've been utilized to represent more modern/accurate depictions of a large tyrannosaur like how they utilized Utahraptor as a slot for "Actual Eudromaeosaur"
    Another thing to note on Velociraptor, the JW design and onward fuck with the amount of teeth it has. In theropod skulls, the teeth *never* go past or below where the eye is, that's where the buccal flap goes and JP, TLW, and JP3 all follow this cause that's how theropod teeth work. The JW screwed with this and made them match the eye level which you cannot unsee.

  • @phone_gal
    @phone_gal 7 дней назад +1

    youre too nice to Skorpios Rex and stegoceratops
    F tier as low as humanly possible

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 7 дней назад +2

      triple Z tier

  • @peabrain6872
    @peabrain6872 5 дней назад

    This is unexpected, or maybe i just havent watched in a while

  • @Susie_Legion_DBD
    @Susie_Legion_DBD 5 дней назад +1

    Qianzhou is pronounced "chyĕn′-j(r)ō." or roughly "chen-joe" if you can't understand IPA.

  • @dinkleberg684
    @dinkleberg684 День назад

    When in doubt. Give it croc scutes

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk 7 дней назад

    Atrociraptor isn't good for nothing, it has the sickest name I've ever heard

    • @gidw5833
      @gidw5833 7 дней назад +1

      Bros never heard of Hotwheels sisyphus (that's an actual animal, a spider.)

    • @WinterLeafyYT
      @WinterLeafyYT 6 дней назад

      @@gidw5833 Its a spider who eternally pushes a hotwheels car up a hill

  • @Sornadilophosarus
    @Sornadilophosarus 7 дней назад

    As a dilophosarus I respect your opinion

  • @ingen_nate_kenny6588
    @ingen_nate_kenny6588 2 дня назад

    He did it. The crazy son of a bitch did it. Hope we get more great designs in 3!

  • @d1nosaur1an92
    @d1nosaur1an92 7 дней назад

    Me and the rest of the sauropod gang are mildly upset

  • @vincentcriscenzo1709
    @vincentcriscenzo1709 7 дней назад

    Peak video

  • @alphahawk325
    @alphahawk325 6 дней назад

    I get your opinion but I’m too biased towards ankylosaurus for childhood reasons

  • @Dino_jacksurvivalboss
    @Dino_jacksurvivalboss День назад

    isnt the jurassic park dilo a baby? i always thought that was why it is so short compared to the jwe2 and dominion ones and why it isnt as cute

  • @johnr4182
    @johnr4182 7 дней назад

    The time is 9:30. Yeah I can watch a 2 hour video before bed.

  • @jimboskran4892
    @jimboskran4892 7 дней назад +1

    48:45 true, however, he sit

  • @FreedomAnderson
    @FreedomAnderson 2 дня назад

    Ankylosaurus is my favourite Dinosaur but I’m not a fan of the design in this game. Rather than a single large plate like a Tortoise shell I wish it had smaller individual osteoderms.

  • @xmasfoxy7598
    @xmasfoxy7598 2 дня назад

    bruh you are my dreadm buddy if i know you
    TF2 AND PALEO NERD!?

  • @Uhoh1688
    @Uhoh1688 4 дня назад

    7:58 dreadnoughtus is cute though

  • @dagoodboy6424
    @dagoodboy6424 4 дня назад

    Meharaptor is my fave dino!
    Im glad u love it too.
    I agree alot w the ranking.
    Exept carno and acro. I dont like them.
    Also what da music in this vid?

  • @MastaBaitaAmbatukam
    @MastaBaitaAmbatukam 6 дней назад +1

    Lio is an L for sure

  • @fuzzy9429
    @fuzzy9429 7 дней назад

    Half of the best ones in D tier lol