The only thing stopping Suisei being the perfect Hitwoman Idol is being too bloodthirsty and the urge just to kill everyone whenever she thinks she can get away with.
Suisei : "I'm killing all of you" Translation : *_"Can't have witness if you kill everyone"_* 6:45 That Kuzuha's legendary catchprase *“I'm gonna kill you~n^^”* though xD
レイ·ライト -Raylight Killing all of them requires turning off the power of the entire building. Since there are reinforcements coming it would be impossible to kill literally everyone in the building without cutting their communication devices.
0:49 Bruh that's the most brutal thing you could do to Matsuri Suisei killed Fubuki right in front of her, wore her skin and slowly beat Matsuri to death. Sasuga Suicopath
R: "i've just finished sabotaging everything, how are things on your side?" S: "Oh, i just killed everyone, just Watame next." R: "Eh?" S: "What?" *W H E R E I S I T*
Thanks for translating this ! 17:17 I like how she would kill if there is an opportunity/chance lol Its like "its gonna end anyways so let me have extra kills"
If Suisei was just the typical bossy idol type she'd be the worst but that combined with her psychopathic tendencies and Tetris skills balances things out quite well.
Especially considering that everyone else was put on a hair trigger for her to be ganged up on the next game. She wasn't the traitor that game, either.
I like how she choose to do a genocide, not trying to just knock one change attire and run but "so i have to kill you guys now yes?" and kill them all without a second thought 😂😂
Haven't seen many translated videos as long as this one, hope you keep up the good work and if in the future you add some way to support your work I'll be glad to do it :)
That she's older than 16 or so, maybe lol. You don't have to be that old to understand that reference. I was amazed when I heard it though. I immediately went and looked up the Numa Numa guy again lol.
"No one will notice, if nobody is left to notice."
- Shooting Star Idol, Hoshimatchi Suisei, probably
Well, she is a shooting star alright
I used to think like that, until a chicken in Riverwood “witnessed” my crimes.
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The only thing stopping Suisei being the perfect Hitwoman Idol is being too bloodthirsty and the urge just to kill everyone whenever she thinks she can get away with.
And the fact that she's REALLY bad with directions
@@MITCHIE_LAPIZ ikr, i mean the map in the corner is useless to her 🤣
when i play sniper elite...i literally kill everyone no matter if they are far or not....or they are bloccking or not blocking my goal
@@phantomhearts5577 better not to take risks
"Suisei is the perfect Idol"
Suisei on camera : *"WHaa YHee PeaCE PeACe PeACE UWHAA WhaA WHAa"*
”Peace peace” She said with a posed look
@@cherryrook8684 Yaaay, peace, peace.
Peace of the grave :)
16:12 for personal reference
@@cherryrook8684 monogatari reference???
Suisei : "I'm killing all of you"
Translation : *_"Can't have witness if you kill everyone"_*
6:45 That Kuzuha's legendary catchprase *“I'm gonna kill you~n^^”* though xD
Koroshichauyou~n
*licks knife*
@@shibomi1 drop dead.
レイ·ライト -Raylight Killing all of them requires turning off the power of the entire building. Since there are reinforcements coming it would be impossible to kill literally everyone in the building without cutting their communication devices.
Knight: YEETED In the sky
Suisei: *TA MA YA~~*
Oh god, imagine Suisei playing DOOM Eternal
reza fahlevi Just imagine her chanting RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR!
Yes
I just thought about it but the intro line the marauder gives during the arc complex would make things even more hilarious.
Yes please
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT'S DONE
0:49 Bruh that's the most brutal thing you could do to Matsuri
Suisei killed Fubuki right in front of her, wore her skin and slowly beat Matsuri to death.
Sasuga Suicopath
3:25 That "See you." was cold-blooded
and her father be like: " *ah* that's my daughter'
No witnesses, that's my girl. ;,)
How can someone be so bloodthirsty and yet so cute at the same time? Only you, Suisei. Only you.
R: "i've just finished sabotaging everything, how are things on your side?"
S: "Oh, i just killed everyone, just Watame next."
R: "Eh?"
S: "What?"
*W H E R E I S I T*
12:10
Suisei: Due to personal reasons you will be passing away now.
Policemen: *I have sadly passed away.*
Suisei: Sui-chan is still cute today.
Viewers: you're not allowed to say that yourself...
(after watching video)
Viewers: We'll allow it.
4:19 the smile of a true assassin
just realized how jp's va for Diana is just as ara ara or more than her en va
It's great, isn't it.
Good gosh, someone with no context would have no idea what you just typed lmfao XD
Yeah, i went here for extra context and now im ever more confused
@@masterzen258 "I just realized how the Japanese voice actor for Diana is just as *ara ara,* if not more so, than her English voice actor."
Who’s Diana?
Her shouting Tamaya broke me. Lol
Hmm just like certain Crazy Loli
One word: *pSUIchopath*
Listen at her laugh...
Unbelievable, using Fubuki death body to kill Fubuki's lover, Matsuri
hoi
@@Eito_ Hoi
Hoi
Hoi
Hoi
I love how she just walks in and drowns a women just because the prompt was available.
Fubuki: Help!
Get hit by Suisei once
Fubuki: Nevermind I'm dead. Sayonara~!
2:07 chat: a good game compatible for a goodgirl
me: *press X to doubt*
*project winter massacre* "ok ok but that was the point of the game to kill everyone"
9:48 "I CHANGED MY MIND RUN AWAY"
4:19 we gotta protect that smile....nevermind she's doing a pretty good job herself lol
Actually, we need to be protected www
Suisei : "I'm not a psychopath"
Also Suisei : (drowns a woman in her own puke, just because there's a prompt for it) 9:07
don't forget to excuse when you drown someone from their own puke like suisei
@@gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252 Don't forget to thank the bus driver before blowing up the school bus.
9:11 that's some fine logic right there
"The voices in my head told me to!"
Thats what i would do tbh
12:13 Her rapid fire 'baka' was the most effective!
is that a jojo reference?
Here we see a natural psycopath in her habitat
8:46 that is a hitman reborn reference!
4:20 literally the cutest thing I've seen all day
Suisei: "I am not a Psychopath"
Also Suisei: "This is Extras"
That smile at 4:20
I love her now.
Thanks for translating this !
17:17 I like how she would kill if there is an opportunity/chance lol
Its like "its gonna end anyways so let me have extra kills"
8:30 Suisei: Ta-maya! *kukukukuku*
She even laughs as a villain
this is it, this is the video that sucked me into the rabbit hole. Thank you.
RUclips: *Ah yes, this is a very interesting Hitman: Absolution gameplay*
"Geneva convention? More like the Geneva suggestion."
-Hoshimachi Suisei probably
9:47 Despite her inclination, she doesn't seem to kill indiscriminately. Notice how she doesn't shoot any of the actual performers here.
"I had to drown her if it says so" excuse me WHAT?! xD
near the exit point: you are safe now, hitwoman!
suisei: (proceeds to shoot bystanders for no reason)
Suisei-chan: Ahaahahahahaha(psychopathic laugh)
Friends: Help!
After a few days~
Detective: This is a massacre...
Me: 😂
Peace was never an option-Suisei
4:19 that cute smile tho
Notifications appeared
Me : Watashi wa Suisei da
When sui chan dressed herself and mimicked fubuki just to kill matsuri THATS WHAT I CALL A PRO TORTURE MOVE
If Suisei was just the typical bossy idol type she'd be the worst but that combined with her psychopathic tendencies and Tetris skills balances things out quite well.
No wonder why they call her...
...a one *hit* wonder.
I'll see myself out.
I wanna see a translation of the scene in that project winter game where suisei and coco gets downed by the giant polar bear and matsuri? Executes her
our hit woman about to hit the entire place to make sure no one gets to know her, thats how sneaky she is
Psychopath Suisei is the best. Gotta love how she even sounds like she's not doing anything out of the ordinary.
Suisei: Well Well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions....
Especially considering that everyone else was put on a hair trigger for her to be ganged up on the next game. She wasn't the traitor that game, either.
when our cute assassin started singing "Numa numa"...
thanks for translation - seeing Suisei playing Hitman was nice
4:19 That smile....
She can’t be this adorable while killing ppl
the things she say scares me, especially when said in such a cute voice
I was laughing hard when they killed her asap in the next match
That "See you" was adorable!
I'll strive for never being on Suisei's bad side.
0:15
Local fox deity get's chopped by psychopathic idol says farewell
remember violence is never the answer, Violence is a question
and the answer is yes
- Hoshimatchi Suisei , maybe
She couldnt resist her psychopathic tendency to kill.
Suisei murderous intent gets in the way of the mission lmao
Wait.. This was 1 year ago?! But she was playing this stage just a few days ago?! Dejavu~
her saying next again made me explode from the cuteness oh my god
8:23 that non-reaction, lol.
The fact that she knows the Noma yay song means she’s at least 20 years old lmao
9:12
"I had to drown her if it says so"
- Suichopath
Ta-maya~
OMG Suisei's legit too good at this.
Damn, what's with "I'll kill you~n" accent-thingy, especially with people who has the desire to kill xD
Its a meme started by Kuzuha
" I drowned her because it told me to" -Suicopath
Assassination requires surgical precision, pinpoint accurate execution.
Suisei is an indiscriminate thunderstorm of blood and pain.
ah, Sui-chan makes manslaughter look like so much fun.
Is there nobody talk about this guy translate 18 minutes of suisei playing this game......we salute to you my man
*SUSPECTED*
*CRIME NOTICED*
Hoshimati Suisei: So anyway, I started blastin...
If she remembers NUma Numa, she is definitely my age LOL
whats your age? 23?
Her thumbnail and this video say shes playing hitman absolution but that was hitman 2 shes actually playing
changing the playback speed to 1.25 makes it even better
My talented idol vtuber can't be this psychopa-
Its funny how calmly she is while teaching the viewers how to kill someone lmao
Stealth game + suisei = massacre/gta like
Doom Eternal might be more up Suisei's alley. Her bloodlust would be appeased
I like how she choose to do a genocide, not trying to just knock one change attire and run but "so i have to kill you guys now yes?" and kill them all without a second thought 😂😂
Run away on runway. Nice.
4:20 that damned smile.
Ah, Sui-chan is cute again today
Gotta love our little psycopath
Haven't seen many translated videos as long as this one, hope you keep up the good work and if in the future you add some way to support your work I'll be glad to do it :)
Achievement Hunter gives their approval.
Sui... casually committing massacre
The way she plays is the exact opposite of Coco
her headshot rate is unreal assuming she's playing on a controller
When you heard an assassin says Tamaya you know it's real.
Numa Numa reference, OH MY GOD
*gets noticed*
Hoshimati suisei:"so i started blasted anyway"
she directly skip the intro..
woman of culture
I did not expect to see a reference to the Numa Numa song/Numa Numa video in these clips lol
17:35 That Numa Numa reference kinda gives away some info about her real age, lol
so it's fine, nais keiki
That she's older than 16 or so, maybe lol. You don't have to be that old to understand that reference. I was amazed when I heard it though. I immediately went and looked up the Numa Numa guy again lol.
I mean I first heard that in middle school in like 2004-2005. 28 btw so you had to have been born in the 90s to get it really.
Nope i heard it long before and i'm just 18. All of my friends too
@@hoangkaiser1899 tbh everything is a bit later on in 'nam land
Friends:i want to watch a video of hitman tutorial that easy to understand and fun to watch
Me:YES
ah, I love this girl
also please dont kill me suisui
Someday, I want to see someone clear a Hitman stage by punting a brick at the victim's skull, then legging for the exit while hooting like Daffy Duck.
she is the same person that always goes loud in payday