Suisei's Aggressive Assassination [Hitwoman Suisei 1]

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @neostorm999
    @neostorm999 4 года назад +1754

    "No one will notice, if nobody is left to notice."
    - Shooting Star Idol, Hoshimatchi Suisei, probably

    • @neurondeactivation1643
      @neurondeactivation1643 4 года назад +106

      Well, she is a shooting star alright

    • @zacharytsai2043
      @zacharytsai2043 4 года назад +40

      I used to think like that, until a chicken in Riverwood “witnessed” my crimes.

    • @yt_krg
      @yt_krg 4 года назад +16

      The officio assassinorums recent eversor recruit

    • @richter1934
      @richter1934 4 года назад +7

      Russian Stealth

  • @billyroho8343
    @billyroho8343 4 года назад +1143

    The only thing stopping Suisei being the perfect Hitwoman Idol is being too bloodthirsty and the urge just to kill everyone whenever she thinks she can get away with.

    • @MITCHIE_LAPIZ
      @MITCHIE_LAPIZ 4 года назад +128

      And the fact that she's REALLY bad with directions

    • @khoinguyenpham9250
      @khoinguyenpham9250 4 года назад +48

      @@MITCHIE_LAPIZ ikr, i mean the map in the corner is useless to her 🤣

    • @phantomhearts5577
      @phantomhearts5577 4 года назад +13

      when i play sniper elite...i literally kill everyone no matter if they are far or not....or they are bloccking or not blocking my goal

    • @arath8893
      @arath8893 4 года назад +3

      @@phantomhearts5577 better not to take risks

  • @eliandrew11
    @eliandrew11 4 года назад +669

    "Suisei is the perfect Idol"
    Suisei on camera : *"WHaa YHee PeaCE PeACe PeACE UWHAA WhaA WHAa"*

    • @cherryrook8684
      @cherryrook8684 4 года назад +63

      ”Peace peace” She said with a posed look

    • @Metahodos
      @Metahodos 4 года назад +42

      @@cherryrook8684 Yaaay, peace, peace.

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 4 года назад +3

      Peace of the grave :)

    • @jowoshi
      @jowoshi 4 года назад +7

      16:12 for personal reference

    • @IwldntabusesubstancesILOVETHEM
      @IwldntabusesubstancesILOVETHEM 4 года назад +3

      @@cherryrook8684 monogatari reference???

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 года назад +563

    Suisei : "I'm killing all of you"
    Translation : *_"Can't have witness if you kill everyone"_*
    6:45 That Kuzuha's legendary catchprase *“I'm gonna kill you~n^^”* though xD

    • @ppang9
      @ppang9 4 года назад +18

      Koroshichauyou~n

    • @shibomi1
      @shibomi1 4 года назад +8

      *licks knife*

    • @danchouai1230
      @danchouai1230 4 года назад +2

      @@shibomi1 drop dead.

    • @yuinurahilyon5711
      @yuinurahilyon5711 4 года назад +3

      レイ·ライト -Raylight Killing all of them requires turning off the power of the entire building. Since there are reinforcements coming it would be impossible to kill literally everyone in the building without cutting their communication devices.

  • @zeia5472
    @zeia5472 4 года назад +229

    Knight: YEETED In the sky
    Suisei: *TA MA YA~~*

  • @rezafahlevi9659
    @rezafahlevi9659 4 года назад +552

    Oh god, imagine Suisei playing DOOM Eternal

    • @xoersummoner1336
      @xoersummoner1336 4 года назад +81

      reza fahlevi Just imagine her chanting RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR!

    • @acerookie1173
      @acerookie1173 4 года назад +16

      Yes

    • @necrosteel5013
      @necrosteel5013 4 года назад +17

      I just thought about it but the intro line the marauder gives during the arc complex would make things even more hilarious.

    • @liyuu7033
      @liyuu7033 4 года назад +1

      Yes please

    • @ritsukouneptune6831
      @ritsukouneptune6831 4 года назад +12

      RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT'S DONE

  • @ckun2864
    @ckun2864 4 года назад +204

    0:49 Bruh that's the most brutal thing you could do to Matsuri
    Suisei killed Fubuki right in front of her, wore her skin and slowly beat Matsuri to death.
    Sasuga Suicopath

  • @Gunsblazin94
    @Gunsblazin94 4 года назад +30

    3:25 That "See you." was cold-blooded

  • @bangunny
    @bangunny 4 года назад +224

    and her father be like: " *ah* that's my daughter'

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 4 года назад +11

      No witnesses, that's my girl. ;,)

  • @jeremiahtan759
    @jeremiahtan759 4 года назад +63

    How can someone be so bloodthirsty and yet so cute at the same time? Only you, Suisei. Only you.

  • @iwant7813
    @iwant7813 4 года назад +146

    R: "i've just finished sabotaging everything, how are things on your side?"
    S: "Oh, i just killed everyone, just Watame next."
    R: "Eh?"
    S: "What?"
    *W H E R E I S I T*

  • @Arrxor
    @Arrxor 4 года назад +48

    12:10
    Suisei: Due to personal reasons you will be passing away now.

    • @Jamushu
      @Jamushu 4 года назад +2

      Policemen: *I have sadly passed away.*

  • @granberrybg3322
    @granberrybg3322 4 года назад +269

    Suisei: Sui-chan is still cute today.
    Viewers: you're not allowed to say that yourself...
    (after watching video)
    Viewers: We'll allow it.

  • @Sparrowly1
    @Sparrowly1 4 года назад +30

    4:19 the smile of a true assassin

  • @stevenesteves8635
    @stevenesteves8635 4 года назад +160

    just realized how jp's va for Diana is just as ara ara or more than her en va

    • @LookingGlass69
      @LookingGlass69 4 года назад +18

      It's great, isn't it.

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 4 года назад +15

      Good gosh, someone with no context would have no idea what you just typed lmfao XD

    • @masterzen258
      @masterzen258 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, i went here for extra context and now im ever more confused

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 4 года назад +11

      @@masterzen258 "I just realized how the Japanese voice actor for Diana is just as *ara ara,* if not more so, than her English voice actor."

    • @BeanSprouts02
      @BeanSprouts02 4 года назад +1

      Who’s Diana?

  • @AJigsawnHalo
    @AJigsawnHalo 4 года назад +66

    Her shouting Tamaya broke me. Lol

    • @raifij6698
      @raifij6698 3 года назад

      Hmm just like certain Crazy Loli

  • @Cethavi
    @Cethavi 4 года назад +646

    One word: *pSUIchopath*
    Listen at her laugh...
    Unbelievable, using Fubuki death body to kill Fubuki's lover, Matsuri

  • @RyouEmerald
    @RyouEmerald 4 года назад +9

    I love how she just walks in and drowns a women just because the prompt was available.

  • @4hrc955
    @4hrc955 4 года назад +43

    Fubuki: Help!
    Get hit by Suisei once
    Fubuki: Nevermind I'm dead. Sayonara~!

  • @blazingkite8983
    @blazingkite8983 4 года назад +35

    2:07 chat: a good game compatible for a goodgirl
    me: *press X to doubt*

  • @kendersgame4180
    @kendersgame4180 4 года назад +23

    *project winter massacre* "ok ok but that was the point of the game to kill everyone"
    9:48 "I CHANGED MY MIND RUN AWAY"

  • @XtevenGan
    @XtevenGan 4 года назад +46

    4:19 we gotta protect that smile....nevermind she's doing a pretty good job herself lol

    • @rai2339
      @rai2339 4 года назад +6

      Actually, we need to be protected www

  • @drucy.
    @drucy. 4 года назад +122

    Suisei : "I'm not a psychopath"
    Also Suisei : (drowns a woman in her own puke, just because there's a prompt for it) 9:07

    • @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252
      @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252 4 года назад +1

      don't forget to excuse when you drown someone from their own puke like suisei

    • @RailwayScholar
      @RailwayScholar 4 года назад +1

      @@gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252 Don't forget to thank the bus driver before blowing up the school bus.

  • @tatin1959
    @tatin1959 4 года назад +40

    9:11 that's some fine logic right there

    • @juankgonzalez6230
      @juankgonzalez6230 4 года назад +7

      "The voices in my head told me to!"

    • @gyxron
      @gyxron 4 года назад +2

      Thats what i would do tbh

  • @LucasRazorBlade
    @LucasRazorBlade 4 года назад +14

    12:13 Her rapid fire 'baka' was the most effective!

    • @DAshBFJEY
      @DAshBFJEY 4 года назад +1

      is that a jojo reference?

  • @kanicunny
    @kanicunny 4 года назад +10

    Here we see a natural psycopath in her habitat

  • @tragedyofwind
    @tragedyofwind 4 года назад +57

    8:46 that is a hitman reborn reference!

  • @kochang9802
    @kochang9802 4 года назад +16

    4:20 literally the cutest thing I've seen all day

  • @Max465
    @Max465 4 года назад +3

    Suisei: "I am not a Psychopath"
    Also Suisei: "This is Extras"

  • @shindayo2460
    @shindayo2460 4 года назад +16

    That smile at 4:20
    I love her now.

  • @Sincere_Anon
    @Sincere_Anon 4 года назад +17

    Thanks for translating this !
    17:17 I like how she would kill if there is an opportunity/chance lol
    Its like "its gonna end anyways so let me have extra kills"

  • @sonicXstarhedgehog
    @sonicXstarhedgehog 4 года назад +5

    8:30 Suisei: Ta-maya! *kukukukuku*
    She even laughs as a villain

  • @hebo-pe6ct
    @hebo-pe6ct 4 года назад +1

    this is it, this is the video that sucked me into the rabbit hole. Thank you.

  • @kyinfidelis3425
    @kyinfidelis3425 4 года назад +10

    RUclips: *Ah yes, this is a very interesting Hitman: Absolution gameplay*

  • @トーキ-g8v
    @トーキ-g8v 4 года назад +4

    "Geneva convention? More like the Geneva suggestion."
    -Hoshimachi Suisei probably

  • @Lovelle1
    @Lovelle1 3 года назад +1

    9:47 Despite her inclination, she doesn't seem to kill indiscriminately. Notice how she doesn't shoot any of the actual performers here.

  • @Mewkishi
    @Mewkishi 4 года назад +21

    "I had to drown her if it says so" excuse me WHAT?! xD

  • @copperdaylight
    @copperdaylight 4 года назад +1

    near the exit point: you are safe now, hitwoman!
    suisei: (proceeds to shoot bystanders for no reason)

  • @yuinurahilyon5711
    @yuinurahilyon5711 4 года назад +17

    Suisei-chan: Ahaahahahahaha(psychopathic laugh)
    Friends: Help!
    After a few days~
    Detective: This is a massacre...
    Me: 😂

  • @rick631
    @rick631 4 года назад +1

    Peace was never an option-Suisei

  • @beanrat8631
    @beanrat8631 4 года назад +2

    4:19 that cute smile tho

  • @noraiou
    @noraiou 4 года назад +25

    Notifications appeared
    Me : Watashi wa Suisei da

  • @ojou254
    @ojou254 4 года назад +1

    When sui chan dressed herself and mimicked fubuki just to kill matsuri THATS WHAT I CALL A PRO TORTURE MOVE

  • @ChrisDaPatriot
    @ChrisDaPatriot 4 года назад +1

    If Suisei was just the typical bossy idol type she'd be the worst but that combined with her psychopathic tendencies and Tetris skills balances things out quite well.

  • @professortrickroom3777
    @professortrickroom3777 4 года назад +9

    No wonder why they call her...
    ...a one *hit* wonder.
    I'll see myself out.

  • @skyeazura3593
    @skyeazura3593 4 года назад +73

    I wanna see a translation of the scene in that project winter game where suisei and coco gets downed by the giant polar bear and matsuri? Executes her

  • @Thunderdude135
    @Thunderdude135 4 года назад +1

    our hit woman about to hit the entire place to make sure no one gets to know her, thats how sneaky she is

  • @Mushyloni
    @Mushyloni 4 года назад +2

    Psychopath Suisei is the best. Gotta love how she even sounds like she's not doing anything out of the ordinary.

  • @Seiza25
    @Seiza25 4 года назад +8

    Suisei: Well Well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions....

    • @ExDragonMaster
      @ExDragonMaster 4 года назад +1

      Especially considering that everyone else was put on a hair trigger for her to be ganged up on the next game. She wasn't the traitor that game, either.

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss 4 года назад +3

    when our cute assassin started singing "Numa numa"...

  • @MegaApostel
    @MegaApostel 4 года назад +1

    thanks for translation - seeing Suisei playing Hitman was nice

  • @HoshikawaHikari
    @HoshikawaHikari 4 года назад +1

    4:19 That smile....

  • @YJkwinter
    @YJkwinter 3 года назад +1

    She can’t be this adorable while killing ppl

  • @cryer3160
    @cryer3160 4 года назад +1

    the things she say scares me, especially when said in such a cute voice

  • @Ketchup_And_Rice
    @Ketchup_And_Rice 4 года назад +19

    I was laughing hard when they killed her asap in the next match

  • @brycekorlan3556
    @brycekorlan3556 4 года назад +1

    That "See you" was adorable!

  • @kurooda9070
    @kurooda9070 4 года назад +1

    I'll strive for never being on Suisei's bad side.

  • @anadaere6861
    @anadaere6861 4 года назад +2

    0:15
    Local fox deity get's chopped by psychopathic idol says farewell

  • @reisushi3459
    @reisushi3459 4 года назад

    remember violence is never the answer, Violence is a question
    and the answer is yes
    - Hoshimatchi Suisei , maybe

  • @pfle327
    @pfle327 4 года назад +2

    She couldnt resist her psychopathic tendency to kill.

  • @xenon1155
    @xenon1155 4 года назад +1

    Suisei murderous intent gets in the way of the mission lmao

  • @lonesoul1505
    @lonesoul1505 3 года назад

    Wait.. This was 1 year ago?! But she was playing this stage just a few days ago?! Dejavu~

  • @kolbalt8121
    @kolbalt8121 4 года назад +1

    her saying next again made me explode from the cuteness oh my god

  • @pite9
    @pite9 4 года назад +15

    8:23 that non-reaction, lol.

  • @Minami_4545
    @Minami_4545 4 года назад +1

    The fact that she knows the Noma yay song means she’s at least 20 years old lmao

  • @adamusthefirst
    @adamusthefirst 4 года назад +2

    9:12
    "I had to drown her if it says so"
    - Suichopath

  • @xcutionunknown9634
    @xcutionunknown9634 4 года назад +1

    Ta-maya~
    OMG Suisei's legit too good at this.

  • @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
    @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 4 года назад +93

    Damn, what's with "I'll kill you~n" accent-thingy, especially with people who has the desire to kill xD

    • @harihsni4161
      @harihsni4161 4 года назад +10

      Its a meme started by Kuzuha

  • @oppaisuki561
    @oppaisuki561 4 года назад

    " I drowned her because it told me to" -Suicopath

  • @matthewteo3111
    @matthewteo3111 4 года назад

    Assassination requires surgical precision, pinpoint accurate execution.
    Suisei is an indiscriminate thunderstorm of blood and pain.

  • @lemao2222
    @lemao2222 4 года назад +1

    ah, Sui-chan makes manslaughter look like so much fun.

  • @peanutbutterkun9998
    @peanutbutterkun9998 4 года назад +1

    Is there nobody talk about this guy translate 18 minutes of suisei playing this game......we salute to you my man

  • @hiramesensei3112
    @hiramesensei3112 4 года назад

    *SUSPECTED*
    *CRIME NOTICED*
    Hoshimati Suisei: So anyway, I started blastin...

  • @tisisonlytemporary
    @tisisonlytemporary 4 года назад +18

    If she remembers NUma Numa, she is definitely my age LOL

  • @thomaslovell2495
    @thomaslovell2495 4 года назад

    Her thumbnail and this video say shes playing hitman absolution but that was hitman 2 shes actually playing

  • @aoiringo6642
    @aoiringo6642 4 года назад

    changing the playback speed to 1.25 makes it even better

  • @samikrungoken
    @samikrungoken 4 года назад +3

    My talented idol vtuber can't be this psychopa-

  • @けねす
    @けねす 4 года назад +2

    Its funny how calmly she is while teaching the viewers how to kill someone lmao

  • @rafaelsamson4524
    @rafaelsamson4524 4 года назад

    Stealth game + suisei = massacre/gta like

  • @beanbandit495
    @beanbandit495 4 года назад +1

    Doom Eternal might be more up Suisei's alley. Her bloodlust would be appeased

  • @dalioszero9228
    @dalioszero9228 4 года назад +1

    I like how she choose to do a genocide, not trying to just knock one change attire and run but "so i have to kill you guys now yes?" and kill them all without a second thought 😂😂

  • @popcap990
    @popcap990 4 года назад +2

    Run away on runway. Nice.

  • @Eryzelia
    @Eryzelia 4 года назад +1

    4:20 that damned smile.

  • @l.silver7266
    @l.silver7266 4 года назад +1

    Ah, Sui-chan is cute again today

  • @DarthNoox
    @DarthNoox 4 года назад +2

    Gotta love our little psycopath

  • @_Juuna_
    @_Juuna_ 4 года назад +4

    Haven't seen many translated videos as long as this one, hope you keep up the good work and if in the future you add some way to support your work I'll be glad to do it :)

  • @richw500
    @richw500 4 года назад

    Achievement Hunter gives their approval.

  • @AnimaRandom
    @AnimaRandom 4 года назад +1

    Sui... casually committing massacre

  • @vacuumcleaner4801
    @vacuumcleaner4801 4 года назад +14

    The way she plays is the exact opposite of Coco

  • @hiccups6531
    @hiccups6531 4 года назад +1

    her headshot rate is unreal assuming she's playing on a controller

  • @kissena3830
    @kissena3830 4 года назад

    When you heard an assassin says Tamaya you know it's real.

  • @EvilFuzzy9
    @EvilFuzzy9 4 года назад

    Numa Numa reference, OH MY GOD

  • @nadhifsaputra7310
    @nadhifsaputra7310 4 года назад

    *gets noticed*
    Hoshimati suisei:"so i started blasted anyway"

  • @CoolGuy-xm1wm
    @CoolGuy-xm1wm 4 года назад +2

    she directly skip the intro..
    woman of culture

  • @fiftysquiggly
    @fiftysquiggly 4 года назад

    I did not expect to see a reference to the Numa Numa song/Numa Numa video in these clips lol

  • @ikaraus
    @ikaraus 4 года назад +34

    17:35 That Numa Numa reference kinda gives away some info about her real age, lol

    • @TKirisame
      @TKirisame 4 года назад +1

      so it's fine, nais keiki

    • @fiftysquiggly
      @fiftysquiggly 4 года назад +6

      That she's older than 16 or so, maybe lol. You don't have to be that old to understand that reference. I was amazed when I heard it though. I immediately went and looked up the Numa Numa guy again lol.

    • @fiscarton92
      @fiscarton92 4 года назад

      I mean I first heard that in middle school in like 2004-2005. 28 btw so you had to have been born in the 90s to get it really.

    • @hoangkaiser1899
      @hoangkaiser1899 4 года назад +4

      Nope i heard it long before and i'm just 18. All of my friends too

    • @trashman8080
      @trashman8080 4 года назад

      @@hoangkaiser1899 tbh everything is a bit later on in 'nam land

  • @yuuki_Yamaguchi
    @yuuki_Yamaguchi 4 года назад +1

    Friends:i want to watch a video of hitman tutorial that easy to understand and fun to watch
    Me:YES

  • @blacksiopao
    @blacksiopao 4 года назад +6

    ah, I love this girl
    also please dont kill me suisui

  • @CiaranMaxwell
    @CiaranMaxwell 4 года назад +1

    Someday, I want to see someone clear a Hitman stage by punting a brick at the victim's skull, then legging for the exit while hooting like Daffy Duck.

  • @possibleasalways
    @possibleasalways 4 года назад

    she is the same person that always goes loud in payday