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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @ArtemisApollo1969
    @ArtemisApollo1969 2 года назад +3194

    Germany will be so happy when they realize they can be the good guys in the next Call of Duty game

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 2 года назад +251

      It just part of their character arc!
      Darth Vader was the bad guy in the 1st and 2nd movie before becoming a hero in the 3rd.
      Prince Zuko was the bad guy of season 1 and 2 only to become a hero in the 3rd.

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +167

      France : Good and Happy for them.
      Our neighbor's Deutschland is our most important and closest partner economically and politically
      All thanks to the Treaty of Élysée 1963 and the Treaty of Aachen 2019
      Also our Trustworthy Ally
      We are the pillars of Europe
      Germans are like brothers to us French
      💪🇪🇺🇫🇷🇩🇪👊

    • @yash20038
      @yash20038 2 года назад +22

      I don't have much knowledge of the world wars. Can anyone pls explain how they were the bad guys in ww1.

    • @naphatweerawat4485
      @naphatweerawat4485 2 года назад +133

      @@yash20038 Honestly, everyone was kinda bad in WW1, the Central Powers just lost the war.

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +11

      @@yash20038 The Germans declare War on us French back in 1914-1918. We managed to take Alsace and la Lorraine back from our lost battle Franco Prussian War 1871 (French/German border)

  • @ichliebebaeumeweilbaum
    @ichliebebaeumeweilbaum 2 года назад +363

    I'm German, and our history teacher told us that on the day the Ukrainian-Russian war was declared he didn't read the news on the morning.
    Then when he went to a class (7 grade or something) one student raised his hand and said: "Mr - - -, it's war, you know?!"
    And another one jumped in: "Noo don't worry, it wasn't our fault!" T-T

    • @chrisi7127
      @chrisi7127 2 года назад +12

      @Doktor Doof Die Ironie deines Kommentars lässt sich zeigen, dein Name hilft deiner Ideologie genauso wenig. Am besten hältst du deinen Schnabel und informierst dich mal objektiv, bevor du irgendwelche Faxen ziehst.

    • @chrisi7127
      @chrisi7127 2 года назад +1

      @Doktor Doof Wenn du wirklich willst, dass ich vor dir Respekt zolle, dann informier dich mal richtig, bevor du irgendwas im Internet laberst. Du bist so schlimm wie die Schwurbler, die einen Meme im Internet gesehen haben und sofort die Regierung anbaggern.
      Alter, die westlichen Nachrichtensender sind unabhängig und werden nicht von der Regierung kontrolliert. Die Östlichen (also die Russischen) schon. In Russland darf man nicht mal das Wort "Krieg" erwähnen, denn sonst bekommt man (ohne Scheiß) eine Haftstrafe. Bevor du jetzt skeptisch wirst, das haben die Russen SELBER GESAGT.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 2 года назад +8

      @Doktor Doof I bet you are a bot because your account is way too young & you seem to talk nonesense.

    • @chrisi7127
      @chrisi7127 2 года назад +5

      @Doktor Doof jo 1 monat ist schon verblüffend jung, bist etwa einer dieser Putinbots?

  • @mynames..2719
    @mynames..2719 2 года назад +1960

    WW1:No one is bad but Germany is blamed
    WW2: Definitely yes
    WW3: Definitely no

    • @sophiegonzales2615
      @sophiegonzales2615 2 года назад +490

      More like everyone is bad but only germany is blamed

    • @fusssel7178
      @fusssel7178 2 года назад +162

      hey, WW3 didn't start yet, we can still manage to get the blame-card this time as well ;)

    • @Lance-The-BoS-Lancer
      @Lance-The-BoS-Lancer 2 года назад +25

      Austria*

    • @fusssel7178
      @fusssel7178 2 года назад +93

      @@Lance-The-BoS-Lancer Austria was never blamed even though the war itself was started by them (well, Germany did escalate it by invading France via Belgium, so I can kind of see how people say Germany started it).

    • @Chaotic_Pixie
      @Chaotic_Pixie 2 года назад +29

      WW1: clusterF of treaties... but also, its well known that the Kaiser was spoiling for a fight and looking for an excuse. Not Germany's fault... Kaiser's fault. World learns BIG lesson... see reconstruction after WWII.

  • @Aelfraed26
    @Aelfraed26 2 года назад +166

    Marge: "Germany! No!"
    Germany: "What?"
    Marge: "Sorry. Force of habit."

  • @florianbarkowski6856
    @florianbarkowski6856 2 года назад +806

    Germany: Fights Russia in two world wars and is told that this was not ok.
    Germany: Doesn't fight Russia and becomes pacifist.
    The West right now: Germany start fighting the Russians again!
    Germany: Wait this whole operation was your idea.

    • @metal_fusion
      @metal_fusion 2 года назад +59

      Poor Germany now being stuck between being the villain or the pacifist

    • @sunrae3971
      @sunrae3971 2 года назад +23

      Eastern Germany had to fight against Soviet Imperialism after WWII like many other Eastern European Countries.

    • @super-kamarigaming7907
      @super-kamarigaming7907 2 года назад +3

      @@sunrae3971 Yes

    • @Stormcloakvictory
      @Stormcloakvictory 2 года назад +29

      Kinda like in WW1
      Germany wanted to be neutral and asked for peace when the Russian Tsar declared war on German Empire because the German Empire was allied to the Hungarian empire which declared war on Serbia.
      To which Russia declared war on Hungary and therefore Germany,
      A Germany who had next to nothing to do with the war kicking off and also was rather similar to France and the UK in their war crimes, not "worse"
      It's just cuz we the allies won, so we blamed Germany, the biggest threat to our economy and industries.
      Again, it's basically all about the money 💰.

    • @super-kamarigaming7907
      @super-kamarigaming7907 2 года назад +1

      @@Stormcloakvictory Yes, well said friend!

  • @Betterhose
    @Betterhose 2 года назад +2641

    Europe: "Germany! For the love of God, stop being a pacifist!"
    Germany: "Hold on. This whole operation was your idea."

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +157

      France : Enough attitude, Deutschland ! Listen what he said. You can do it

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 2 года назад +145

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003
      (I am from Germany by the way)
      The horrible things Germany did in the past can't be undone. However, we can try to outweigh the harm that has been done with good deeds.
      I always felt like Germany has more responsibility than any other country to prevent something so terrible from ever happening again!
      Rather than being pacifist and reserved, Germany should actively defend Freedom and Peace to show that we've changed.
      Jordan Peterson says that you can only be "good" if you have the power to do horrible things but chose not to do so.
      The colors in Germany's flag represent black for the dark past, red as the blood that flows in the fight for good and gold like our golden future.
      Germany is finally going to leave behind its black phase to enter the red phase of its history, if that is what it takes.

    • @user-lu6xb7pw3k
      @user-lu6xb7pw3k 2 года назад +35

      @@Betterhose Please stop

    • @crowcove
      @crowcove 2 года назад +49

      @@Betterhose In my opinion, I don’t think that being “good” and “evil” is a side you can easily choose (unless it’s killing the innocent n stuff) good and evil is rlly subjective, to russia it may seem logical to fight Ukraine but for Ukraine it’s completely irrational to stop fighting russia, idk tho, I’m tired and can’t think properly so pls don’t argue w me on just this comment

    • @dp3537
      @dp3537 2 года назад +23

      @@crowcove Russia have their own logic, thats not fit in the rest of World. Its like flat earthens, they'll find logical argue too prove they are right

  • @leonhardeuler7647
    @leonhardeuler7647 2 года назад +2516

    Even if they are increasing their budget, it seems like for once the Germans won't be the bad guys. Also, Switzerland is taking a side. We are truly living through history.

    • @rwberger6
      @rwberger6 2 года назад +216

      The greatest curse you can wish on someone is "May you live in interesting times".

    • @redacted1997
      @redacted1997 2 года назад +116

      Yes its been 500 years since the swiss become so seriously

    • @tramachi7027
      @tramachi7027 2 года назад +73

      All jokes aside...2 Decades of Shenanigans for the Bundeswehr and our military budget and now it took like 2 days after the invasion to do a complete 180...Amazing. Putin changing more German Policies and the Government than anyone ever could

    • @thescooshinator
      @thescooshinator 2 года назад +56

      I wonder if Italy will switch this time?

    • @omargerardolopez3294
      @omargerardolopez3294 2 года назад +160

      No one was *the* bad guy in WWI, they all were bad guys, Germany siply lost that war, which culminated in her becoming a true bad guy

  • @Betterhose
    @Betterhose 2 года назад +1961

    Germany: "Ey, yo Japan. Russia is causing us some trouble right now. You as a western-aligned country, would you mind helping us?"
    Japan: "Sure. We can do that."
    Germany: "Cool! We considered putting them under sanc-
    * Japan attacks Pearl Harbor *

    • @zyanego3170
      @zyanego3170 2 года назад +268

      *Oh Nein...*

    • @computercatgaming02
      @computercatgaming02 2 года назад +125

      That last bit was perfect xD Thanks for making me laugh

    • @goli8699
      @goli8699 2 года назад +37

      Oh Russia is Causinh *US* some Trouble right now.

    • @andknuckles101
      @andknuckles101 2 года назад +127

      sorry, force of habit

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +59

      France : Mmm we would never forgive you Germany for what you did to us back in June 1940.
      But that's all the past, these days, we've become good buddies/allies, thanks to the Treaty of Élysée 1963 Franco German Friendship and the Treaty of Aachen 2019
      💪🇪🇺🇫🇷🇩🇪👊

  • @unclescipio3136
    @unclescipio3136 2 года назад +278

    As someone whose family fought the Germans in two world wars: 1.The way they were treated after the first war made the second one pretty much inevitable. 2. These are very, very different Germans. They give a buttload to Africa and developing nations everywhere. They are the voice of sanity. They treat their citizens well. Their education system is excellent. Be calm. This is good news. Even the French and Poles like this idea.

    • @Dakarai_Knight
      @Dakarai_Knight 2 года назад +19

      I don't think anyone here is suggesting they aren't very different/ their support isn't actually appreciated. It's humor.

    • @chrisi7127
      @chrisi7127 2 года назад +60

      @@Dakarai_Knight I love how in the first days of the war it was just like
      Germany: here are 5000 helmets

    • @parlon9383
      @parlon9383 2 года назад

      @@chrisi7127 😂

    • @soulslayergamer2318
      @soulslayergamer2318 2 года назад

      @@chrisi7127 made my day

    • @CaptainStuhlgang420
      @CaptainStuhlgang420 2 года назад +1

      As a german that had nothing to do with that maybe my grandparents but i was too young for that 20 years ago: i think we can just apoligize everytime we hear someone say soomething like you.

  • @themoz2217
    @themoz2217 2 года назад +145

    Germany joining in weapon shipments, increasing its military budget is a huge huge gamechanger for the EU and not to mention germany. Ever simce ww2 germany much like japan has been tip toeing on any subject regarding power projection, weapons and military intervention. An era has come to an end and it is quite obvious they have cast off the shadow of the past and decided to join in more pro actively with other western nations. Im german and cannot stress how big a change this is in german politics.

    • @parlon9383
      @parlon9383 2 года назад +5

      @Doktor Doof why is it wrong

    • @mak3890
      @mak3890 2 года назад

      Dont worry they are still forbidden to have an army. Germans Tanks are forbidden to have an active gun barrel, so they just big cars.

    • @parlon9383
      @parlon9383 2 года назад +9

      @@mak3890 since last year we can have an army again

    • @human-ity4731
      @human-ity4731 2 года назад

      Well honestly not with Scholz or anything like really you might think that Germanys military is somehow important but actually this is just an illusion. Since the Cold War the army has degraded over the past years and is now quite well trained and specialised but not very large or powerful. Living in their leftish liberal society under the current protection of America (aka NATO) and their nukes Germany has quite relaxed in these aspects and instead tried to boost their economy. And yes, Putins attack on Ukraine is a wake-up call for a lot of countries including Germany but to even get back to the military level of the Cold War (not to mention actual WW2 power levels) Germany WILL need a lot of money, effort and time. So don’t think of this increased budget as of Germany becoming a real threat or help to anybody it’s just trying to meet NATOs expectations and rapidly trying to build up something that had been lost for a very long time. Dunno, but with Scholz and German politics I really don’t like where it is going. This country is crumbling from the inside (even the Germans themselves realise that) and God knows what will happen next. Anyway, not in the direction of a strong, unifying, WW2 like Germany. So take down your expectations a bit, ok?

  • @jackin_it
    @jackin_it 2 года назад +504

    Russia: Threatening Eastern Europe
    Germany: Lmao couldn’t be me

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +23

      France : Not you Deutschland ! Pull yourself together !
      They're threatening the Ukrainians !
      Gotta help them !

    • @TS-ln5ix
      @TS-ln5ix 2 года назад +1

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003 and they just cut off our oil, do you want to be like 1943 - 1945

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +2

      @@TS-ln5ix that's all the past. Things have changed over the last 80 years

    • @leeroyjenkins0078
      @leeroyjenkins0078 2 года назад

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003 "some scars can't be healed..."

    • @erich2432
      @erich2432 2 года назад

      @@leeroyjenkins0078 Then Europe and US should stop asking Germany to take action against Russia. Modern Germany has been fine with following the rules imposed by the victor powers post WW2. UN charter articles 53, 107 still consider Germany an enemy state. And why is nobody is saying anything to France who actually a powerful military with its own independent foreign policy and geopolitical interests and a nuclear arsenal, yet forcing Germany who has been under restrictions put by the same nations that now want Germany to do something?

  • @John_The_Eeveechu
    @John_The_Eeveechu 2 года назад +600

    *Switzerland is no longer neutral*
    Everyone on earth: Hol up that's impossible

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +28

      France : It's about time you're coming out of the Shadow.

    • @Chaotic_Pixie
      @Chaotic_Pixie 2 года назад +8

      1815 Treaty of Paris: What am I? A joke?
      The Year 1516: Hey there! We've been neutral for a lot longer than that!
      Switzerland: No. No. Neither of you are jokes. We are not committing military troops, just humanitarian aid and taking a humanitarian side.
      Collective: Ohhhhhh! Okay.
      Like legit tho... if it was France or Germany or Italy or Austria kicking up a fuss... Switzerland WOULD be neutral.

    • @lyaneris
      @lyaneris 2 года назад +1

      @@Chaotic_Pixie To be fair, Switzerland would be right in the middle of that. I'd stay neutral, too.

    • @linajurgensen4698
      @linajurgensen4698 2 года назад +1

      Switzerland was never actually neutral, it’s a cliche Americans have of the country.

    • @Adriano70911
      @Adriano70911 2 года назад +1

      They're just a bunch of satanists and the world bank circled with mountains

  • @varunraju.g1022
    @varunraju.g1022 2 года назад +150

    Poland in 2022 : come Germany, move your tanks through Polish land. Please send your army .
    West world: Germany, man up. Increase budget, prepare the army for war.
    Mustache man ghost: you hypocratics

    • @somabanerjee9632
      @somabanerjee9632 2 года назад +2

      It is actually Germany's fault as it is part of NATO
      Explaination -
      See Russia would not attack Ukraine if Ukraine doesn't want to join in NATO but NATO said we are with you but now....
      So as Germany is a NATO member so it is Germany's fault!!

    • @lordmilchreis1885
      @lordmilchreis1885 2 года назад +12

      @@somabanerjee9632 yeah shut up

    • @somabanerjee9632
      @somabanerjee9632 2 года назад

      @Gic424_ YT Why?

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 2 года назад +16

      West: "Germany, you need to rearm and fight the Russians!"
      Germany: "Well now I am not doing it!" * grumpy penguin meme *

    • @Sosa-ko7os
      @Sosa-ko7os 2 года назад

      for now German army is weak

  • @donpollo3154
    @donpollo3154 2 года назад +504

    Germany: Drastically increases military budget
    Me, thinking back to the last time German drastically increased their military budget: Hey, I've seen this one before!

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 2 года назад +19

      Ruining the joke at your own risk down below
      ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
      West Germany already had the largest military budget in Europe for most of the Cold War.

    • @yoshikagekira5464
      @yoshikagekira5464 2 года назад +2

      @@Betterhose there's a comment you haven't Ruined and has already been ruined but you could ruin even further made by...
      Zerodragon064

    • @Pascal_Mueller
      @Pascal_Mueller 2 года назад +4

      @@Betterhose So it's a sequel

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 2 года назад

      to be fair atm entire branches of the german army dont function as they should due missing spareparts and some are not operational at all so a drastic increase and leadership that isnt corrupt or incompetent is needed.

    • @Sullz3
      @Sullz3 2 года назад

      We just need to build up Military so we dont get destroyed

  • @generalfeldmarschall3781
    @generalfeldmarschall3781 2 года назад +76

    I actally a little bit shocked that still many people belive that Germany started ww1...

    • @Lady_of_Winds
      @Lady_of_Winds 2 года назад +37

      shhhhh don't let them know
      ~signed, an Austrian

    • @cjmartinez8318
      @cjmartinez8318 2 года назад +15

      Yeah its weird, despite the full detailed information we have today people still assumed its Germany's fault...

    • @generalfeldmarschall3781
      @generalfeldmarschall3781 2 года назад +21

      @@cjmartinez8318 funfact the president of the first Austrian Republic took the fault and said on the peace conference the Austrians startet it
      The allies ignored it

    • @cjmartinez8318
      @cjmartinez8318 2 года назад

      @@generalfeldmarschall3781 LMFAO THE IRONY 😂

    • @generalfeldmarschall3781
      @generalfeldmarschall3781 2 года назад

      @@cjmartinez8318 i Not joking

  • @luigirocks3075
    @luigirocks3075 2 года назад +134

    Actually, Both World Wars Were Technically Started By Austrians.

    • @somabanerjee9632
      @somabanerjee9632 2 года назад +3

      It is actually Germany's fault as it is part of NATO
      Explaination -
      See Russia would not attack Ukraine if Ukraine doesn't want to join in NATO but NATO said we are with you but now....
      So as Germany is a NATO member so it is Germany's fault!!

    • @luigirocks3075
      @luigirocks3075 2 года назад +4

      @@somabanerjee9632 Right, But Not Directly Or Agressively.

    • @No_Relation_666
      @No_Relation_666 2 года назад +38

      @@somabanerjee9632 ukraine wouldn’t need to join nato if russia hadn’t been threatening

    • @peter_meyer
      @peter_meyer 2 года назад +4

      Stop quoting facts.

    • @lordmilchreis1885
      @lordmilchreis1885 2 года назад +8

      Soma is a bot.

  • @wilhelmbetz3565
    @wilhelmbetz3565 2 года назад +90

    As a german i can say that we aren't planning to invade anyone (yet)

    • @ILoveQazaqstan
      @ILoveQazaqstan 2 года назад +8

      Probably Russia when you push them back

    • @cristobalstark6929
      @cristobalstark6929 2 года назад +7

      Yet, lol

    • @alastair9446
      @alastair9446 2 года назад +13

      Just don't vote for anyone who failed art class and you should be fine.

    • @Lady_of_Winds
      @Lady_of_Winds 2 года назад +5

      to be fair our army isn't really in shape to invade anyone or anything 😅 I doubt it could even defend us if the worst case scenario happens.

    • @skyethorgerson5150
      @skyethorgerson5150 2 года назад +4

      As a Polish person ...yet?

  • @ZeroEagle667
    @ZeroEagle667 2 года назад +614

    When you realise Russia is invading Ukraine exactly 100 years after the Soviet Union was formed.
    Former Soviet countries and Poland: Ah sh*t here we go again

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 2 года назад +15

      No, EXACTLY 100 years after the USSR will be on Dec 26, not Feb 24.
      (yes i missed the joke of it being 100 years since 1922)

    • @amarox6009
      @amarox6009 2 года назад +20

      @@asheep7797 you didn't miss the joke, you missed the whole plan, putin plans to bring USSR back till dec 26...

    • @ChoCoMoCo69
      @ChoCoMoCo69 2 года назад +1

      @@amarox6009 If it ends Doller domination m into it.

    • @Blakeplaysgaming
      @Blakeplaysgaming 2 года назад

      Most of them are allied

    • @kingbaby9519
      @kingbaby9519 2 года назад +4

      Poland gonna pull a 1920

  • @spinoboy5757
    @spinoboy5757 2 года назад +287

    People: "A WORLD WAR MAY START"
    Me when I realise Germany isn't the reason: "I am so proud*

    • @gravytraps3779
      @gravytraps3779 2 года назад +17

      Also swiss isn't neutral anymore...

    • @mangodip2170
      @mangodip2170 2 года назад +3

      @@gravytraps3779 A huge change

    • @justarobloxplayer69
      @justarobloxplayer69 2 года назад +2

      KRANKENHAUS
      AAAAAAAAAAA WORLD WAR 3 AAAAAA

    • @onyx5895
      @onyx5895 2 года назад +8

      germany wasnt the reason for ww1 they just got blamed for it in the end

    • @spinoboy5757
      @spinoboy5757 2 года назад +4

      Yeah Germany didn't cause world war 1 austria hungary did

  • @pyro111100
    @pyro111100 2 года назад +44

    Germany: I only started one world war!
    Everyone else: History will not see it that way

    • @Lady_of_Winds
      @Lady_of_Winds 2 года назад +3

      And technically it was even led into war by an Austrian- :,DDD

    • @erich2432
      @erich2432 2 года назад +1

      It was actually turned into a world war by Britain and France. Britain and France declared war on Germany, but did nothing in 1939 until tanks passed through Ardennes in 1940.

  • @Wombat_Astronaut
    @Wombat_Astronaut 2 года назад +86

    Hey man to be fair Germany didn't start WW1 either, it was those pesky Austro-Hungarians and Serbs

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +4

      We all know that. It was Austria and Hungary.

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 2 года назад +1

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003 Hungary didn't really get a vote

    • @kanebarton6212
      @kanebarton6212 2 года назад +2

      I mean the black hand did kill the archduke what were they supposed to do

    • @asscheeks3212
      @asscheeks3212 2 года назад

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003 that is just ethnic Germans with extra steps

    • @__Man_
      @__Man_ 2 года назад +1

      Germany escalated it.

  • @MikeApollo1
    @MikeApollo1 2 года назад +564

    *Switzerland is no longer Neutral*
    Every 12 Year Old "Historians" Knowing that they now can't make the same overused annoying Switzerland being neutral jokes - 😱😱😭😭😭😢

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +40

      France : When you're gonna join the European Union Switzerland ?

    • @Lovelyyetlonely
      @Lovelyyetlonely 2 года назад +6

      Finally

    • @timm5278
      @timm5278 2 года назад +8

      @@polwr na bro they're also not neutral

    • @linux_fox
      @linux_fox 2 года назад +8

      @@polwr i refuse to recognise any country that stays neutral or supports russia and i will recognise every country that supports ukraine.

    • @Capshortsbeamng
      @Capshortsbeamng 2 года назад +5

      @@christophermichaelclarence6003 you are really patriot lol, ive seen you reply about france to every comment

  • @frtherealj2
    @frtherealj2 2 года назад +217

    Its always a good day when you see Drew uploaded

  • @sebastianwendl603
    @sebastianwendl603 2 года назад +61

    As a German, that feels weirdly good. Also scary AF

    • @are_you_f_serious
      @are_you_f_serious 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, normally I can feel all the time responsible for something our Ancestors did, but now? I don't even know how to feel being not responsible .. is that really an actual possibility for us Germans? 🤔 - What ever! The point is, it doesn't feel quite right to did nothing wrong! We have to be responsible for something, without it, its just doesn't feel right!

  • @cecilj4129
    @cecilj4129 2 года назад +32

    What people don't seem to realize is that even with this budget increase, the German military is on its last dredges. You can't throw money at incompetence and mismanagement and expect it to resolve itself

    • @Arichu_
      @Arichu_ 2 года назад

      Yes but it could help?? Ig

    • @cecilj4129
      @cecilj4129 2 года назад

      @@Arichu_ or it could lead to more incompetence and mismanagement, but this time more corruption... But we'll see

    • @Arichu_
      @Arichu_ 2 года назад +1

      @@cecilj4129 I guess…. But more equipment more training need more money for it ig?? But I see where ur coming from

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Год назад

      I think I'd rather take an incompetent military from a trustworthy side than a competent military from an untrustworthy side. I for one cannot wholeheartedly trust the Americans after their support of that pro-Russian traitor Trump.

  • @mohdshukurzainolabidin6157
    @mohdshukurzainolabidin6157 2 года назад +289

    *Germany: Finally a world war that i didnt start*
    *Some people: *blames germany**
    *Germany:*

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +3

      France : Et Verdun la Victorieuse ! 🇫🇷

    • @somabanerjee9632
      @somabanerjee9632 2 года назад +16

      It is actually Germany's fault as it is part of NATO
      Explaination -
      See Russia would not attack Ukraine if Ukraine doesn't want to join in NATO but NATO said we are with you but now....
      So as Germany is a NATO member so it is Germany's fault!!

    • @kristaaaaaaaa
      @kristaaaaaaaa 2 года назад +1

      @@somabanerjee9632 omg 😱😱

    • @irenecarrillo6750
      @irenecarrillo6750 2 года назад +41

      Well, they didn't start ww1 either

    • @jareddrakencondor4187
      @jareddrakencondor4187 2 года назад +11

      @@somabanerjee9632 just that NATO didn't actually consider letting the Ukraine join so far (Ukraine joining NATO wasn't planned for the next 20 years)... neither did the EU for that matter
      And you seriously can't even blame them for wanting to join now that we all see that russia isn't very peaceful at all

  • @rajveerraj2108
    @rajveerraj2108 2 года назад +339

    Is it more surprising that germany did not start ww3 or that Drew does not know what 'wish' is.

    • @gravytraps3779
      @gravytraps3779 2 года назад +1

      Yeah right...

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 2 года назад +8

      putin may be on the make-a-wish list pretty soon

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 2 года назад

      @@kabukimanindahouse bier and wein?

    • @alastair9446
      @alastair9446 2 года назад +9

      Makes you think maybe they didn't start ww1 and ww2. Some would say Japan started ww2 with the invasion of China. And ww1 was an assianation which is a act of war.

    • @toast2401
      @toast2401 2 года назад +2

      sir ww3 hasnt happened yet

  • @hawkmoth4056
    @hawkmoth4056 2 года назад +47

    when drew is talking about recent events you know its important

  • @aaronvalleytrees
    @aaronvalleytrees 2 года назад +138

    i honestly never thought switzerland would actually decide to stop being neutral

    • @marxistvalorie
      @marxistvalorie 2 года назад +5

      they still are, they just went with the flow, neutrality isnt not to side with someone, but not to go to war or use the military in similar waysy

    • @robertmifkovic6325
      @robertmifkovic6325 2 года назад +1

      @@marxistvalorie it's easy not going to war if nobody threthens you or attacks your country

    • @danielhopkins2277
      @danielhopkins2277 2 года назад +1

      @@marxistvalorie if they don't do the same with both in this war, they're not neutral.

    • @alastair9446
      @alastair9446 2 года назад +3

      I think they did the calculation. If the nukes start dropping they won't have banking clients anymore.

    • @SwissBadger
      @SwissBadger 2 года назад +1

      @@danielhopkins2277 not according to international law. These are by far not the first sanctions Switzerland suppoerted. it happened dozends of times in the last 30 years.

  • @VitalVision_12
    @VitalVision_12 2 года назад +54

    Nikacado can just go to the front lines and be a meat shield.

  • @Betterhose
    @Betterhose 2 года назад +93

    0:09
    It's actually more than that!
    The 100 Billion € / 113 Billion $ are just a special fund on top of the 2% of its GDP (as promised to NATO).
    With a GDP of 3.8 Trillion $, just those 2% are already 76 Billion $.
    Ladies and gentlemen, Germany has now the 3rd largest military budget in the world.

    • @person3070
      @person3070 2 года назад +9

      Finally they became useful again

    • @eliasm2099
      @eliasm2099 2 года назад +18

      And so it begins

    • @goli8699
      @goli8699 2 года назад +5

      That brings Up the question of If Germany is still forced to Limit it's Millitary because of the Treaty of Versailles

    • @ratlingzombie8705
      @ratlingzombie8705 2 года назад +6

      Nope Germany is fully independant it can do what it wants
      I think they officially did that in the 2+4 treaty 1990

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 2 года назад +14

      @@goli8699
      The Versailles Treaty?
      That treaty has been replaced after the end of WW2 (newer ones were made).
      However, I think the 2+4 treaty is still legally binding.
      It was the treaty that officially reunited Germany and gave it full sovereignty.
      The 2 means the two Germanies of the Cold War.
      The 4 are the four victors of WW2 (France, Soviet Union, UK, USA).
      This treaty has a clause that limits Germany's standing forces to (only) 370.000.

  • @byron-ih2ge
    @byron-ih2ge 2 года назад +61

    Ah yes Germany 🇩🇪 is now the 3rd biggest defense spender in this world!! throwing india 🇮🇳 to the 4th spot ..
    Hope Germany doesnt believe that third time is a charm:)

    • @afdalridwan3813
      @afdalridwan3813 2 года назад +23

      Or.... Never trust the austrian painter for the second time

    • @itsapeanut7139
      @itsapeanut7139 2 года назад

      @@afdalridwan3813 you can trust me

    • @audiolatroushearetic1822
      @audiolatroushearetic1822 2 года назад +30

      @@afdalridwan3813 Don't worry! We learned from history. Now our art academies take literally everybody.

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 2 года назад +2

      I hope they do they're on the right side for once

    • @jareddrakencondor4187
      @jareddrakencondor4187 2 года назад +2

      I'd like to think we've learned our lesson >.

  • @Gabe19453
    @Gabe19453 2 года назад +293

    Day 71 of asking drew to visit northern Italy.

  • @accurrent
    @accurrent 2 года назад +27

    Switzerland was finally able to pick a side because they’re not surrounded by both sides… they’re completely enclosed by one side

    • @blattsee6095
      @blattsee6095 2 года назад +1

      Hahaha true...would be weird if they would be for Russia nj

  • @new_donker7189
    @new_donker7189 2 года назад +43

    Austria: Yeah… Germany -sips-.

    • @MorgorDre
      @MorgorDre 2 года назад +1

      That is how a brotherwar should like… together as brothers…
      Not against your brothers…
      But no wars would still be best.

  • @modmaker7617
    @modmaker7617 2 года назад +80

    Sweden = Minecraft
    Denmark = Lego
    Germany = Playmobil
    Germanic block toys/games.

  • @NAtzuValorant
    @NAtzuValorant 2 года назад +91

    Yes drew finally uploaded. My day is not complete without watching drew's video

  • @couldbeanybody2508
    @couldbeanybody2508 2 года назад +50

    It's gonna be so funny if Germany declares the no fly zone.

    • @peter_meyer
      @peter_meyer 2 года назад +10

      Germany isn't joking.

    • @Someone_from_Bavaria
      @Someone_from_Bavaria 2 года назад +1

      Wir hier in Deutschland machen keine witze 😉

    • @blattsee6095
      @blattsee6095 2 года назад +3

      @@Someone_from_Bavaria wir machen dinge nur Seeeehr langsam und mit viel Papierkram

    • @Someone_from_Bavaria
      @Someone_from_Bavaria 2 года назад +1

      @@blattsee6095 ohh jaaa

  • @heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709
    @heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709 5 месяцев назад +1

    11:32
    Short answer: no
    Long answer: although some circuses were very good for their disabled workers, most lived in a state of semi slavery, where they had to be constantly humiliated, just to survive

  • @doog.
    @doog. 2 года назад +35

    I love when Countries go on Twitter and replies to each other with a meme.

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 2 года назад +65

    4:06 Axis back then: Germany, Italy and Japan
    Axis now: Russia, China and emus

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +10

      France : Here we go again then.

    • @somabanerjee9632
      @somabanerjee9632 2 года назад +2

      It is actually Germany's fault as it is part of NATO
      Explaination -
      See Russia would not attack Ukraine if Ukraine doesn't want to join in NATO but NATO said we are with you but now....
      So as Germany is a NATO member so it is Germany's fault!!

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 2 года назад +3

      You forgot Belarus although I guess they'd be Bulgaria

    • @lordmilchreis1885
      @lordmilchreis1885 2 года назад +10

      @@somabanerjee9632 Ugh so youre a bot... and i was about to have fun 🥱

    • @somabanerjee9632
      @somabanerjee9632 2 года назад +2

      @@lordmilchreis1885 .... I am a bot What??

  • @BlazinBlz
    @BlazinBlz 2 года назад +15

    Drew: "what is Wish? it's not an American company"
    Me: Error 404: Brain.exe has stopped working

  • @Destiny1G
    @Destiny1G 2 года назад +41

    The Russian tanks on the road are not only free but tax free as well.

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 2 года назад +8

      It's free -real estate- *tank*

    • @TrccrT
      @TrccrT 2 года назад

      @@Betterhose your comments are just everywhere 🤣😅

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 2 года назад

      @@TrccrT
      Yeah, I guess I had a good day that day. 😅
      Germany stepping up to become Europe's defender was great to hear and it had a lot of meme potential.

  • @dishwasher8000
    @dishwasher8000 2 года назад +98

    In history class we started talking about Switzerland always being neutral literally a week before Russia invaded Ukraine

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 2 года назад +10

      the swiss being neutral is now as of march 2022- the chocolate cheese giant has been awoken

    • @jamiekoarytt
      @jamiekoarytt 2 года назад +5

      Many people doesen't even talk about Sweden being nuetral. 1 year later after the swiss started getting nuetral, Sweden got nuetral. Se we have been in peace in 200+ years.

  • @streifffaro6227
    @streifffaro6227 2 года назад +17

    switzerland didn't give up or lose its neutrality! It has the right to sanction other states and does so but the country still remain militarily neutral. Switzerland even hired lawyers to check if a sanction could break the neutrality and touns out i doesn't. It is important not to mix this up!

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 2 года назад +4

      As a German, I was really worried for a minute if I missed something about the Swiss sanctions because if Switzerland stops being neutral no one is going to give us necessary advice in a slightly arrogant tone and I would not want to miss out in the back seat gaming of this wonderfully strange country.

  • @justinianthegreatandnerd6377
    @justinianthegreatandnerd6377 2 года назад +53

    6:09
    IE isn’t actually that bad.
    It’s even faster than Edge for me in a lot of cases.

  • @Wh1te_Panther
    @Wh1te_Panther 2 года назад +20

    12:31 mario is a perfectly normal name in Italy so it would be like calling a variant josh

  • @winzisayshello
    @winzisayshello 2 года назад +84

    Now I started wondering if it’s okay to be team germany

    • @christophermichaelclarence6003
      @christophermichaelclarence6003 2 года назад +45

      We French wouldn't mind. Afterall we're neiborgh's. Plus they're the most important and closest partner economically and also a trustworthy Ally
      🇪🇺🇫🇷🇩🇪

    • @audiolatroushearetic1822
      @audiolatroushearetic1822 2 года назад +7

      Depends on what videogame you gonna play.

    • @devinthedoodler6471
      @devinthedoodler6471 2 года назад +7

      I am already Team Germany, so I guess.

    • @ChiaraVet
      @ChiaraVet 2 года назад +15

      There's a flaw in that meme. To beat Germany, in both world wars a lot of countries had to put in a huge effort together. This time Germany is part of said effort against Russia.

    • @Alex-ce1os
      @Alex-ce1os 2 года назад +9

      I support Germany

  • @theegod2141
    @theegod2141 2 года назад +4

    WW1’ Switzerland-neutral
    WW2’ Switzerland-neutral
    WW3- *Who dare awaken the ancient one*

  • @nick002
    @nick002 2 года назад +15

    MythBusters actually tested the Titanic scene and determined the door Rose was floating on was potentially big enough for the both of them to stay mostly dry if balanced properly.

    • @pauljs75
      @pauljs75 2 года назад

      Good luck with that in the North Atlantic. And that would be on a calm day.

  • @Hello-dg5vn
    @Hello-dg5vn 2 года назад +28

    how much time and effortIt's crazy you put into these videos. Huge respect. Keep up the good work

  • @This-handle-isnt-available123
    @This-handle-isnt-available123 2 года назад +4

    0:00 great way to start a vid
    "Me watching a litteral frikin world war about to happen on my SHREK TV."

  • @Chaotic_Pixie
    @Chaotic_Pixie 2 года назад +12

    These are the memes I woke up for. Can always count on you Drew.

  • @thesnowman2509
    @thesnowman2509 2 года назад +15

    Germany's budget- 100 bill
    Meanwhile USA- *spends 800 billion annualy*

    • @TheMacpad
      @TheMacpad 2 года назад +1

      Isn’t it more like 700+ bn?

  • @georgewael3278
    @georgewael3278 2 года назад +31

    imagine if Putin was Austrian trying to blame ww3 on Russia

    • @MorgorDre
      @MorgorDre 2 года назад +3

      He visited last time some years ago. We will miss the ski tourists.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 2 года назад +1

      He is actually fluent in German. That’s not even a joke.

    • @TheMacpad
      @TheMacpad 2 года назад +1

      @@Arcaryon sure … he was a Russian spy in eastern Germany back then

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 2 года назад +16

    If future history students will have to research WWIII memes, this channel will be the perfect quick studying tool

  • @AK_GENIESSER
    @AK_GENIESSER 2 года назад +3

    Keine Sorge Freunde, waren nicht Teil des Krieges. Noch.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 2 года назад +5

    2:03 I’m more surprised he’s moving like that lol

  • @OdysseusUnfound
    @OdysseusUnfound Год назад +1

    9:49 James Cameron was so annoyed at everyone saying they both could have survived, so he proved it himself and it turned out that in icy water, taking turns would kill them!

  • @trinicoolie
    @trinicoolie 2 года назад +9

    0:31 wish is a delivery app like amazon

    • @gamering2354
      @gamering2354 2 года назад

      more like knock off products

    • @trinicoolie
      @trinicoolie 2 года назад

      @@gamering2354 yh it has knock off products

  • @rambhakt2456
    @rambhakt2456 2 года назад +6

    At 11:05 drew instinctively referred to germs as germans LMAO

  • @Polymerata
    @Polymerata 2 года назад +12

    German: (Sees Ukraine and Russia Fighting)
    German: married couple for the first time eh

    • @interestingspacefiller
      @interestingspacefiller 2 года назад

      Me , seeing all of them : Doesn't know what it's good , to *crack* or *cry* 😥
      (If you've actually seen Hetalia - manga or the anime - you 'll understand)

  • @JWS1010
    @JWS1010 2 года назад +7

    0:27 HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT WISH IS??????????????????????

  • @susieshort3127
    @susieshort3127 2 года назад +1

    11:53 the Canadian is there because Canada has the best snippers at least that's what i got from my research

  • @youvebeengreeked
    @youvebeengreeked 2 года назад +14

    Germany: *starts ONE world war*
    The world for some reason: *blames Germany for BOTH*
    *sad Germ noises*

  • @yoga5631
    @yoga5631 2 года назад +5

    Germany after the west ask them to rearm: "you couldn't live with your failures. where did that bring you? back to me."

  • @cringe_memes
    @cringe_memes 2 года назад +6

    Drew: what does Canada have to do with the mafia
    All of canada: ssshhh

    • @sachalavignesoumis3447
      @sachalavignesoumis3447 2 года назад

      I was searching for sombody to mention it you are like the only guys that mentioned the canaduan mafia part

  • @TheAnalyticalEngine
    @TheAnalyticalEngine 2 года назад +6

    MythBusters proved that Rose and Jack could have both fitted on the same piece of wood

  • @Sash-x7q
    @Sash-x7q 2 года назад +9

    1:50 I mean Russian soldiers usually let Ukrainians go in their hospitals and mostly let those who surrender go whereever they want. Just in case a bit Chernobyl-like toxic wasteland appears in comments; I do not support the war, even though I'm Russian I do NOT want it. If there has to be a unification it has only be through votes and non-military actions

    • @mikhaelgribkov4117
      @mikhaelgribkov4117 2 года назад

      @WW2TankLover then they should get better revolution to show it.

  • @Velocity_22
    @Velocity_22 Год назад +2

    0:25
    How Does He Not Know What Wish Is?

  • @sheykenasababy
    @sheykenasababy 2 года назад +17

    Lmao @ Drew not knowing Wish.
    "is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?"

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 2 года назад +21

    Aah! So now we know why Drew didn't upload yesterday.
    He had a shave, haircut and bought some new threads.
    Noice.

    • @erichtomanek4739
      @erichtomanek4739 2 года назад +3

      Update:
      Almost half way through the video, the old switcheroo.
      Younger Drew, bearded with longer hair, in a black windcheater.
      Gotta say: Noicer Noice

  • @panzerprussia606
    @panzerprussia606 2 года назад +10

    It’s all fun and games when robux is worth more than Russian currency.

  • @KRAFTWERK2K6
    @KRAFTWERK2K6 2 года назад +2

    And here we are in August the same year this video was posted and the russian Ruble is now stronger and worth more than the Euro xD
    Palpatine: "it's ironic....."

  • @gsmiro
    @gsmiro 2 года назад +13

    The teacher that graded the pizza math problem is definitely wrong. The student that wrote the answer in pencil is definitely correct. The problem does not state at all the subject of the fraction. Marty ate 4/6 of his pizza. Luis ate 5/6 of his pizza. We are not to assume that they have the same pizza EVEN if that assumption is normal. In a math problem all assumptions need to be addressed. If not, then this problem is a poorly worded problem. Unless there's a previous part of the problem that indicates that Marty and Luis got the same size pizza.
    Also mathematically, we cannot compare fractions without indicating what it is a fraction of? Comparison of 5/6 of something and 4/6 of something is meaningless unless we know what that something is.

  • @Awittl3floofboi413
    @Awittl3floofboi413 2 года назад +3

    Drew: "if we name the next variant of the no no virus mario, ninendo will destroy it."
    People with the no no Virus: *sweats intensly*

  • @daytodaylivin4418
    @daytodaylivin4418 2 года назад +6

    West-Germany: “Where are you going?”
    East-Germany: “ Back to the future!”
    West- Germany: “…”

    • @interestingspacefiller
      @interestingspacefiller 2 года назад

      Sorry it's goddamned 2022 , but this reminded me when I was watching Hetalia , and I knew every single country with the HUMAN name given by the creator of the manga , back when Germany and Prussia were my favourite characters (am not even German, am from Greece😅😅) . So , in an interesting theory , Prussia revives as East Germany, then just lives in Germany's house retired or something like that -(playing video games lol)- since he is the only surviving brother of Germany 🤔🤔

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 2 года назад +5

    0:48 My disappointment is immeasurable

  • @bigfloppa5386
    @bigfloppa5386 2 года назад +2

    4:00 where is my money. I've been waiting for over 14 years now.

  • @user-lv6rn9cf8m
    @user-lv6rn9cf8m 2 года назад +1

    9:52, Mythbusters did an whole episode about it, with James Cameron there. They could both have fit on the wood and both survived.

  • @WheelOfThought
    @WheelOfThought 2 года назад +7

    6:46
    It's available on RUclips. It's the speech of Dr. Manhattan aka Robert J Oppenheimer when they successfully tested the nuclear weapon.
    He looked pale and dejected after inventing a weapon of mass destruction but he had no choice. So resorted to *BHAGAWAT GITA* (A Philosophical book of Hinduism) and talks about how the righteous prince had to face his own relatives, teachers and uncles in war and now have to kill them in order to restore peace justice and bring about Karma.

    • @audiolatroushearetic1822
      @audiolatroushearetic1822 2 года назад +2

      Hmmm, no 🤨. No, I'm 96% sure he was referring to memory-foam pillows! Isn't that stuff banned by Geneva Convention?

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 2 года назад

      It’s very sad to think about, but WW2 brought upon a situation and choice no one ever wanted.
      1. Invade Japan and sacrifice potentially a million lives just to end the war
      2. Drop a nuke that would kill tens of thousands of lives and end the war almost immediately, but open Pandora’s box to an absolute nightmare.
      Imagine how different things would have been had Japan just surrendered after the US gave the initial threat.

  • @Unbekannt1334
    @Unbekannt1334 2 года назад +9

    I am german and i wanna be a soldier and im happy that we are not the Bad guys this time

    • @blattsee6095
      @blattsee6095 2 года назад +2

      Ich auch...

    • @Unbekannt1334
      @Unbekannt1334 2 года назад +1

      @@blattsee6095 👍

    • @IMFLordVader
      @IMFLordVader 2 года назад

      @@Unbekannt1334 Warum will man bei so einer Terrortruppe anfangen?

  • @SuperRavensblood
    @SuperRavensblood 2 года назад +11

    "You'd think (the Russians would) use GPS or something."
    Does Drew not know that the GPS satellites are owned by America and we can cut any country off with the flip of a switch?

    • @NotChicoAndPico
      @NotChicoAndPico 2 года назад +6

      I mean, other countries have their satellites as well, I refuse to believe Russia would not have their own system.

    • @Spomchen
      @Spomchen 2 года назад +4

      Russia has its own GPS satellits for millitary. Its called GLONASS

    • @simonpersonforcommenting699
      @simonpersonforcommenting699 2 года назад +2

      @@NotChicoAndPico I mean the Russians were the first to ever launch a satellite so ya probably.

  • @thesovietsarecoming
    @thesovietsarecoming 2 года назад +1

    " What is Wish? Make a Wish Foundation?"
    I LITERALLY CHOKED FOR 5 SECONDS

  • @bruh_grrrr5708
    @bruh_grrrr5708 2 года назад +1

    germany: man WWII kinda suck
    WWIII: *Appears*
    germany: uh oh i didnt start the war?! YAAAAYYY

  • @pawepawowicz9576
    @pawepawowicz9576 2 года назад +4

    Putin:" yea i really like 50 cent"
    Putin: " or as we in Russia like to call it 4 milion Rubels

  • @DoiInthanon1897
    @DoiInthanon1897 2 года назад +15

    This is what happens when Drew skips a day from posting.

  • @Someone_from_Bavaria
    @Someone_from_Bavaria 2 года назад +24

    I love youre videos and Ukraine should stay strong 💙💛
    Love from Germany

  • @Donut-pi2ti
    @Donut-pi2ti 2 года назад +2

    Drew: WHAT ARE THE DRAFT AGES
    normal people: What are the draft ages?

  • @barnihomolya3540
    @barnihomolya3540 2 года назад

    2:26 that's actually a picture from Hungary, it was a meme, because the Euro worths 380 Hungarian Forints as of now (03.03. 2022.)

  • @l00md55
    @l00md55 2 года назад +6

    I think drew understood the stingray meme wrong lol

  • @hz3068
    @hz3068 2 года назад +5

    2:54 it hurts man
    It hurts....

  • @mawile3037
    @mawile3037 2 года назад +5

    You know what, Putin lowkey fucked up by not attacking at the start of winter, rather than at the end
    won't have time to fortify
    I'm a CIV IV player
    trust me

  • @igab.
    @igab. 2 года назад +1

    everybody gangsta till Brazil says _the snake is gonna smoke_

  • @West_Coast_Mainline
    @West_Coast_Mainline Год назад +1

    3:35 as those folk, i can confirm, mountain dew bottles will litter the ruins of moscow

  • @beesinred3138
    @beesinred3138 2 года назад +10

    I was just trying to do my science homework today with my friend doing his geography beside me. I was also helping him out because I'm that type of person to just say random facts about any war or history and he's not the smartest tool in the shed. Then when he was good on his own, he suddenly asked me a bizarre question, "____, uhh if- uhm, what country would you nuke? And you can't diffuse it" I tried saying nothing to avoid starting something and because I don't like seeing countries nuked. Then I thought of something funny, "Japan."
    "Why Japan?" He said
    "Because third's time the charm"
    He didn't take offense and thought it funny with me, still he jokingly took offense from that.

    • @LeZylox
      @LeZylox 2 года назад

      You're a special one

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 2 года назад +1

      Maybe I am overthinking it but I would nuke Namibia.
      Not because I hate them or anything (actually quite the contrary) but because it is a reasonable choice.
      Namibia is a non-aligned state without its own nuclear weapons but one of the lowest population densities in the world and a long Atlantic coast.
      The missile (or bomber) could fly in from the ocean without anyone detecting it and fearing an attack.
      It would detonate in the vast lifeless desert, causing minimal human casualties.
      In the best case, they wouldn't even know who attacked them.
      If they knew it, they wouldn't be capable of retaliating.

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 2 года назад +10

    3:30 To teach the viewers that while Squidward may on the surface be annoyed by Spongebob and Patrick, deep down; he enjoys their company

  • @randomtheorist251
    @randomtheorist251 2 года назад +28

    How to tell you've made a mistake by declaring war:
    Your troops question why they are fighting and begin to mutiny.
    Your citizens protest against you, using the chants that were used in the 20th century in one of the largest revolutions in history.
    You get sanctioned by basically every country in the world.
    Your own allies walk out of a UN meeting in disgust when you insist that what you are doing is peace.
    The citizens of the country you are attacking remove mines from roads, block convoys, and kill tanks with Molotov Cocktails.
    One of your allies, which also happens to be the country with the largest military in the world, tries to remain neutral because they cannot sustain a large scale conflict for a sustained amount of time.
    Switzerland, who have remained neutral in every conflict since the 1300s, say they are against you.
    The Taliban says you are going to far.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 2 года назад +13

      The Taliban part cracks me up.

    • @krellion2669
      @krellion2669 2 года назад +19

      You know you done fucked up when the Taliban think you’ve gone too far

    • @ABCD-nq3uf
      @ABCD-nq3uf 2 года назад +1

      Switzerland 🇨🇭 was neutral since 1815

    • @maaaan2314
      @maaaan2314 2 года назад

      Source : western propaganda

    • @maaaan2314
      @maaaan2314 2 года назад

      Russians are literally truing to minimise civilian casualities. They usually bomb a place till no opposition is left, then tanks go for the centre and in a day the capital falls and they radiate out. This time they're actually bring kind to civilians, there's literally videos of Ukrainian civilians abusing Russian army and them not retaliating, whereas if these libtards have forgotten, there were videos of naked girls running away as US ARMY shoots at them in the streets during Vietnam... but no thats "liberation" and this is "invasion"

  • @Kellognr
    @Kellognr 2 года назад +1

    5:44 its the other way around
    their tea cannot take over the chad coffee already running through our veins

  • @ukraine19918
    @ukraine19918 2 года назад +7

    3:11 I actually searched this up and it was correct