4 True HORRIFYING and Crazy Childhood Scary Stories | Ft. Lazy Masquerade
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- Some really really traumatizing and unexplained stories in this one. Thanks to my pal Lazy Masquerade for joining me on this video, make sure you check out our video on his channel.
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This was fun as always Corpse! You are the true spooky daddy.
(Our other video will be up in about 15 minutes :) )
Love ya, handsome :)
my otp ❤
This collab was really good, enjoyed listening to it ^^
+Lazy Masquerade Nice!
the deepest manly voice ever: "I'm a female living in England."
Gavin SongBird *new England not the U.K.
@@oscard1925 what the fucj
@@oscard1925 what did i just read?
@@oscard1925 WHAT
It always makes my laugh XD
When he said "... It had human skin... " I was like "okay.... Good it's not a cat" then a second later "HuMaN sKiN??!"
Bingus? X3
@@Maludosgatos NO 😣
@@faded3870 it's bingus
real
Well no kidding. I doubt a deer would cause that much distress 😭
"I'm a female currently living in New England"...
Gets me every time.
Fuuuuccckkk IIIMMMM ABOUT TO SHOOOOOOOOT
TRIGGERED. XD
+Mind Blow I prefer saltine American thank you
+InfiniteBlue 😂😂😂
TRIGGERED
that cat story made me cringe. if there's one thing in this world that I hate it is a person who brutally abuses animals
John 08091998 what about a terrorist?
It’s not a competition
Same for me I hate people who abuse animals and children/ babies that’s one way to get me fired up quicker than anything!!
I hate people who abuse animals, period.
Yeah I have a lot of cats, they are savage and evil and I often get enraged at them, but that story...oh no man.
Him: “This video contains gore-related content, so you may not want to watch if you have a weak stomach.”
Me: **already has a bad stomach ache that’s keeping me from sleeping** “Comfort is for the weak.”
me *watching this while eating :))
@@iAmDeniii XD i do that alot
Yo. I have a weak stomach and I still watch it. I don't know why?
@@samirahernandez2461 he meant like if gore made you feel sick
Stomach aches are the worst.
9:35 *Deepest Fucking Voice* "I'm a Female" LOL
I love that when he does that I think he does it on purpose *get a deep voice* am a female 😂😂
IKR HAHA!!
しゅにシュニ haha
420
So true XD
I live in St. John's Newfoundland and let me tell you that first story about the body parts in a suitcase is 100% real
Sounds like someone had a Buffalo Bill Fetish
its true in the states too
Yeah the one from St.Johns, Newfoundland is true it happened back in 2008 I remember it now. Those poor kids :-(
Man that’s crazy
Same! Also the part about the head in the freezer is true, I remember being in my kitchen watching either NTV or CBC news when the news anchor said “the following images are extremely disturbing” and it was the head in the freezer, wrapped up in a colmans grocery bag with freezer foods around it. Obviously you couldn’t see the head, but something about it has stuck with me for 10 years lol.
Deepest male voice ever: "I'm a female in England"
Most high pitch english accent: "I'm from virginia"
One week later and I'm back~
I don't get it
@@aaronjames3228 what do you not get?
The fact that the cat and kittens were feral doesn't matter, it's still against the law to harm animals. It's called *"Cruelty to ANIMALS"* NOT *'Cruelty to PEOPLE'S PETS"*
Honey Bee86 Ikr that's actually a law
It's both animal cruelty pet wise or not pet wise too do too them,It's a living thing still,I love animals alot
He's a fuckin idiot for it too
depends on when it happened. animal abuse laws didn't exist until the early 2000s and in the beginning it was only for animals placed in your care. Now its illegal to harm any animal, feral or not, but that wasn't always so.
@@howdelydoo yeah, that's what I was thinking. The person said that it happened when she was younger. We don't know how old she was when typed the story, or even when the story was posted. This could very well go back in to the early 2000s as you said, when there weren't really any laws in place for this.
Lazy and Corpsey. :) Oh yeah!
Ayyyyyy it's urkmaker
;)
truee
Wow urnaker been a fan for a while but have a question you guys know other horror people but do you guys know me.nightmare
Dream team!!
*english accent* i'm from virginia
Changed the entire vibe, I wasn't paying attention to the story but more to the fact he's from"Virginia"
You do know that the story he's reading is from a person from Virginia?
Napat Absillis Do you seriously think these are the stories of the readers? Like you think all this heinous shit happens to Corpse Husband?
@@HunterJs2 woah woah woah man
@@HunterJs2 do you really think that's what he thinks man? Come on. U think he's just talking about the voice not matching the character of the story.
"I'm a female, living in New England...."-Corpse Husband, 2016
"when i was younger i used to live of newfoundland in canada in the city of St.johns" me rn AND IM PISSED HE PRONOUNCED NEWFOUNDLAND WRONG
Next episodes be like
*manly voice* I'm a 7 years old girl
FabyFX haha lol
FabyFX 😂
Yes.
true
*Manly Voice* When I was 3 years old
The worst thing about the cat one is that he had no shame and acted completely nonchalant and normal when asked about it. I really hope this doesn’t happen so often to animals.
Valerya Tabares it’s so awful 😔
The saddest part about it, is that it does. It happens constantly. My friend works as a consultant veterinarian for a rescue shelter. They have constant cases of animals being abused awfully. A few years ago they had a dog brought to them who had been abused with a blow torch. They had literally burned holes into his legs, burned the tail down to the bone and burned the claws out of his paws. Ended up having to be put down because of infection in the wounds. There are some really shit people in the world.
theres nothing wrong with killing cats, its no different from killing that chicken thats on your dinner plate.
@@theoldproject7394
If you kill something , you should eat it, is what my parents taught me. We grew up sustenance farming.
So if he had no intention, of utilising those cats as sustenance & nourishment , he should not of killed them like that. Another thing is, if you're going to kill an animal, do it swiftly , do it once & do it humanely.
I dispatched the animals raised for our table , in their sleep, far away from the others. We always gave a prayer of gratitude & respect to an animal , after dispatching it, thanking it , for giving it's life to sustain ours . We used EVERY SINGLE Part & I DO MEAN EVERY SINGLE COMPONENT, OF THAT ANIMAL WAS USED. We NEVER, wasted ANYTHING, on our farm.
@@Gemini-XIjust goes to show how the human race has such a propensity for perpetrating evil & sadistic practices, against the more vulnerable & defenseless, sentient beings of this planet.
*manly voice* I'm a female
Manly text, you just want attention
manly question
+Dalton Swank Your comment makes no sense.
@iBounce I was kidding and it did make sense dumb shit 😂
+Dalton Swank No it didn't but okay.
The best part was hearing Lazy say "Weeeeard shit mahn" in the accent 😂
Lonesome Queen I've seen your comments before ❤️
TRock_119 LMAO I comment on way too many of these 😂😂
Lonesome Queen
Dude I wanna hear this for myself can I get a time stamp?
Izzy Marie 9:23
100th like :)
I feel so bad for the kittens =(
May they rest in piece 😿
@@lokilaufeyson7700 that would happen to me with dogs I love every one of them
@@lokilaufeyson7700 don't get me wrong I would never let anyone hurt a cat or any living thing
Amen
Yeah you can never tell what a person is like plus rip kittens
In peace**
Oh my goth, my 2nd favorite narrator in a video of my absolute favorite narrator, yay this made my day, nah, my month! Love ya Corpsey & Lazy 😍
+Corpse Husband it's Weird hearing u then lazy and then back to ur deep voice but HELL i Love ur voice and videos!
+Corpse Husband I love you plz response I loooooooovvvvve. story's like yours will you plz plz plz make more 1-2 hour videos plz thx plz respond 😊😊😁😃😃😸😸😝💙💜💙💜
+Corpse Husband I love your voice to soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo relaxing 😊😊😊😊😊😍😍😘✌✌✋✋👏👏👍👍👍
Corpse Husband oh wow you responded, I couldn't be any happier right now 😍
+Macie Holland fucking 7th grader , i can tell cause of how stuoid you use your emojis.
Corpse and Lazy?!? Two of my favorites! Need a collab with urmaker, be.busta, lazy and corpsy. Dream team right there
don't forget cry
add mr nightmare in there and that's the promise land
protostealth meh, he's good but those 4 that I listed are my favs
What about madmike,darkness prevail,Doctor horror,grim reader,rob dyke,and top15's
If you go to Urmakers channel there is a MEGA collab with all those narrators plus a few more.
Just thinking how cute it would be if I put on some steel toed boots and crushed Leo
RIGHT!? Lol.
Let me know when. I'll go with you.
9:37 "I'm a female" -Most Masculine Voice On The Planet
when i heard it i laughed so hard and went straight to the comment section!
Sexiest female voice I've heard all year.
lol ikr
The Lip-Syncer ecks dee
The Lip-Syncer Morgan Freeman....
I actually enjoy these well narrated horror stories more than most horror movies tbh
Same here (:
We make our own movies in our head :)
Exactly. Horror movies are so overrated for the most part. They usually have the same ideas over and over again. But these stories are most always completely different because they all come from different lives. I love Corpsey so much.
+Sexual Potahoe sorry mate but you're actually wrong for the most part. Not trying to be rude, but do you even watch them? I know they're not for everyone, but like with any genre, there is an equivalent amount of crap, and fantastic Horror films out there, many that are forgotten, terribly underrated as well as underappreciated. It's just shitty modern Hollywood running out of ideas & instead trying to blatantly cash in as much money as possible by milking, rehashing, recycling & remaking everything.There actually are countless films & hidden gems from back then (more so than nowadays) that are definitely worth viewing & shit on contemporary horror if you actually take the time to look hard enough (though it's not really that hard if you're even familiar with the genre).
+leeccdoo i agree to an extent, for example; unfriended and nightmare on elm street
"His heart exploded, honey."
Yvette Farbas lol
:( :'(
Drank too much Redbull lolol
His brain melted out of his ears and his dik got ripped off, honey
CREEPER
AW MAN
"I'm a female" with a deep ass voice I just started laughing (don't get offended) great video tho
same 😂
I'm triggered.
I like your profile
+Satan Daddy aye nice name😉😂
+Satan Daddy well thank you btw I really like your name
The cat one messed me up, as I'm a cat fanatic
Asriel Dreemurr is My Mom same
Dia Galloway the cat one is messed up but the story with the dismembered body in the suitcase isnt?
Nope. Humans are a disease; we're the reason the planet is dying. Cats had nothing to do with that. Therefore, way more disturbing to hear about the (further) abuse of the animal kingdom at the hands of humanity.
No I'm not vegan. 😅
Dia Galloway same and it is sad someone would kill a poor and nice animal
Dia Galloway *to the tune of the wii song* cat. cat. cat. cat. cat. catcatcat CATCATCAT
me: weak stomach, weak mental health, literal agoraophobic....
corpse: if you have a weak stomach you should stop-
me:.....no-
Corpse when you say "Im a female" I smile every time your voice is just so deep
Same, did you see the " im a Hispanic 17 year old female" story, i was laughing
ToXiC_Paradice Yeah I remember that that was funny too.
+ToXiC_Paradice is it in this video 😂😂
+Phanic! At the Super-Fall out its not in this video, i remember it being a story about doing drugs with some 20 year olds
I loveee his voice❤❤
is it bad that I was relieved that it wasn't a dead cat in the first story?
Yes, cats are assholes
+indysupercolts18 triggered
+indysupercolts18 a colts fan? Hmm that's new
no, i was super relieved, if it was, i would of attacked the kids who killed it.
Tobias Duran Yup! Always been one!
Hello random person scrolling through the comments
hi
lmaoo
Hello!
:o ... Hello :D
hey !!!!
You must become voice actor
He should. It would be fabulous.
+Corpse Husband You so should!
I think so too, Victor
+Wizzy Chizzy ...yes i was thinking the same!
@@CorpseHusband now look at uuuu
As a 4 year old, I sure am glad the author of the third story took the time to give me life advice.
.... a 4 year old boy? What the fuck 😂
hey kids watching
I can't sleep for a few days after listening to these htf can you handle this shit
damn, this dude’s joke went over all ur heads
i was eating chips and a hair got in my mouth pls make this a horror corpse :(
Lol
Here's a real horror story. I was eating chips, had mtn dew, bag was open then the worst happens I tip over my drink into the bag :(
OH GOD!
Fayble dear god....
I was eating a donut and a piece fell onto my new laptop pls make this a story also like subscribe share thx xddddddddd
Who else listens to these before bed and periodically shines their phone around your dark room bc you get creeped out
no.
🖑
No I don't need to because I'm too scared to turn off the lights in the first place...
how did u know?? xD
hOwd u know i do thattttttttt
It wasn't the day my grandpa died, it was about 8 months afterwards (so 2 months ago) but I felt the same thing this kid felt, me and my dad felt my grandpa forcin himself on us to let us know he was there. We felt the same thing only an hour apart. We know its him, We've both seen and heard him before
German Shepard Girl that’s crazy!
three days after our grandfather died, both me and my sister had him come to our houses and visit us to say goodbye (in the very same night). I also had my favourite uncle visit me but that was about 10 years after he died. I've also been visited by my son Nathaniel from a past life and also had a lady visit me who I'm not so sure who she was but she may have been my mother from a past life, she called me by my past life name. My cats who have passed over also visit (both my children used to experienced those too).
The day my dog died I found shit on my bed
Gecko Prince maybe it wasn’t your dog ...
"this video has a lot of Gore" thats about when I opened my bag of takis
lmao
don't mention food I'm so hungry
+Satan Daddy pizza
Takis is the best
Dean D you made me cry
lol when he said that if you have a weak stomach and this isnt for you i was like "i eat food and listen to these. try me"
same
Just eating cookies and listening
AnomalyEncounters i had yogurt
+Elizabeth McCoy ME TOO 😅
Eating kraft dinner.
Not sure if corpse will ever see this comment but listening to these and remembering my 16 year old self would stay up all night listening to both corpse and lazys videos brings back nostalgia ❤️ hopefully one day you’ll make another one for old times sake
I hate that I was eating steak while listening to the first story.
I ate scrambled eggs during the whole video :)
Lmao I was eating breakfast and as he kept going I was like hm I'm gonna take the hint and switch vids till I finish lol. Now I'm bacn
Sorry 4 u....
but isnt there a gore warning at the start of the video.
Why?
Never trust an older dude with a Capri sun😂
The Prophet but Brendon Urie.....
except when you can finish it in one succ
If the teenagers touch the cat again, I'm finna throw hands
The death of the grandparents , that brought back memories. I knew the exact moment my Grandmother passed away. I was in sitting in class, first day back after Christmas vacation. I suddenly had a chest pain, intense, then extreme nausea and this sudden sense of calmness. Numb, calm. Someone asked if I was alright and I said that my grandmother had passed away. I remember getting off the school bus and trying to decide if I should let my mother tell me or if I should tell her I already knew. My Grandmother was one of my best friends and she had been quite ill. I like to think that the calm I felt was her not being in pain anymore from her heart condition. It has been a lot of years and I still miss her terribly.
Damn
+Julien Spicuzzo every sad movie in a nutshell...
Corpse Husband Thank you. What is your memory,? If you don't mind my asking.
+CrimsonCatacombs holy shit he responded
+CrimsonCatacombs and hm your grandma seems like a nice person,be strong and remember that she is always watching you
I"am pretty sure this isn't the only time when Masquerade and Husband made a video together.
+Corpse Husband your fucking awesome is the day I hired a hit man on myself still going please bring it back my favorite videos keep it up man
+Corpse Husband what video editing software do you use
+Jake camacho that's always a good story. I think it was the first one I heard from corpsy
Corpse Husband It must of felt different during your first vid with masquerade.
Fgzraztz
after hearing the story about the kittens i immediately stood up to look for mine in a panic. I knew nothing could've happened to him i just wanted to make sure he was safe
I hate brutal cat stories, they get to be more than anything because I have 7 cats and I can't imagine anything bad ever happening to them
Cats are disgusting
Im*
+Jackie De La Rosa Ikr!
+Caillou You're disgusting
+Lemon Lord kk
The kitten one has me angry and wanting to murder the man....... and also crying for the poor kittens and their Mom...
Elizabeth George Same. I'm a HUGE animal lover, and I HATE seeing or hearing about innocent animals (like dogs or cats) getting hurt really bad (or worse... *gulp*)!!!!! All these sick f*ckers need to be STOPPED!!!!!
Elizabeth George same
Yeah don't feel sorry for the woman who was brutally murdered in the suitcase, she doesn't matter.
PowerRangersFan Stopped? Killed more like. These sick fuckers need to be erased.
For folks who say the kitten story was melodramatic, just know one of the first signs of ASPD is animal abuse and what they do to an animal can be a form of what they can do to a person if given the chance
That is some real information right there. Scientific sociological studies, show, that this is how serial killers ALWAYS begin their illustrious careers, by torturing & killing animals, before they move on to children, women, the disabled & elderly. I know this as a FACT. My first late husband & I, lived next door to a famous serial killer for a minute. I WILL NEVER FORGET THE DAY , his mother came to our door , she seemed like she was frighted of her own son & asked us to, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE , keep our animals indoors, when , "Richie" was around or at home.
For the third story, if I had been the mother I would have forbidden my child to visit Leo again too but I would still have wanted to adopt one or two kittens. Then at least one or two animals would have been saved from this guy.
Grey Warden and Champion of Kirkwall they were all dead I believe
Grey Warden and Champion of Kirkwall I would've adopted ALL the cats (including the mother)! That way, they'd ALL be safe from that sick bastard!
same
I love how you say "I'm a female" with that deep ass voice Corpsey. It's freaking hilarious.
PETA files
Haha.
I'm Peter file!!
@Gecko Tard Is that a The IT Crowd Reference?
💀💀
Mr nightmare and corpse are my 2 favorite. they are a tie 4 me.
It's corpse masquerade ! ayeeeee or lazy husband haha
OMG YES
Lazy husband is a good one
I like lazy husband 😂👍
+TeaR Designs I do !! 😁😂
Hi FuckFace 9000, YESSS man.. Lazy Husband♡ right on vato ;•)~
lol i live in Puyallup, like 10 mins from the fair, and there's a lot of creeps here
Elizabeth Mcdermott fairs tend to attract creeps in my experience!
I live in Tacoma. And no, there aren’t gunshots on the block every day.
It’s more of a weekly thing.
@@corbin30 interesting
try to say"I like cops"without your lips touching
you son of a...😂😂
but I do like cocks
i would say, "true" but im gay
DEAD ASS B i like chickens
I like cocks
the third story has animal abuse
here is a skip to tell next story
16:20
I dislike because its sad
peachymol
Thanks bruv
peachymol fourth*
peachymol yeah you can go on pretending shit like that doesn't happen everyday.
Acuraintegraman1 I know. I hate fucksticks that are fine with child abuse but get triggered by a fur coat.
Those poor cats... I would have killed him tbh. O,O
I would have beaten the living shit out of Leo (until he could not remember anything), taken all the kittens and the mother cat, and ran away from his place back home. I would have buried the dead kitten in the backyard, while Leo was still knocked out.
I really hope you're feeling better corpse :( take as long as you need. Regular uploads aren't more important than ur own health
I second that. Hope you feel better soon, bro. Take good care of yourself!
???
Mrs Ramirez x That couldn't be more true.
You forgot the end parentheses
17:00 Lol I live in Turkey but I worked in Washington for a year and actually visited the state fair in Puyallup. Might not be something special if you're American but for me hearing about it made me excited :)
Same. I don’t live in Turkey but I do live close to Puyallup. Tacoma, you might remember? Ik this is 3 years later but found it interesting.
forgive my if this is rude but...
is your favorite food turkey?
I’m from Washington, and hearing Washington be brought up made me excited. So weirdly feels special. Especially when I have the most fun memories from the Puyallup fair
@@alexeslefttoe_4120 bruh that’s a good question 💀
@@alexeslefttoe_4120 I thought you were going to comment something mean lol. Good joke 😂😂😂
Noooo kittens
damn leo. that freaked me out and got me sick.
Leo you kill cats. You've got to be kitten me
Grizz Gamer ecks dee
Grizz Gamer WHY
Grizz Gamer EXDEE
Grizz Gamer EXDEE
Too soon, dude... Too soon...
I would literally be the kid that just dropped everything to pet the cat...
Trash Can same or any animal really.
Honestly same. I do that now, when I walking to school and see a cat i just pet
I still do that
For fuck sake why do I need to hear Cats being killed :(
as an animal lover and working with them for about 20 years that. kitten story was truly so very very disturbing. 😈
Natalie Dematteo then why the happy devil face dont you mean👿
Mac Anderson hah exactly what i was thinkin👿
Mac Anderson 😈😈
Natalie Dematteo I'm a people lover and that was worse than anything that can happen to a cat
The emoji?
i love how he puts so much emotion in it
The kitten story was so sad
CallMeSparky1 I cried Nigga
Pathetic
It sure was too :( :'(
Well, the 20th fucking girl just rejected me, so here I am again at this channel. Nothing cures pain better than horror.
I know the feeling
just sitting here while my friends have girlfriend and crushing on each other xD
same fam
I love you're profile picture
same exept instead of girls anime grilllllls
"His heart exploded in his sleep, honey"
Loooool
How do u know it was the heart, not the liver or brain?it stops, only explodes with a great force ( as a car) ribs must be broken too x that
Some respect please? It's a dead guy, not some joke.
@@maramarxx2431 maybe they did an autopsy to figure out how he died
@@sp00kym0nster thanks
When I first found your channel I thought all these things all happened to you but then I watched a story about a girl lol
BRUH
I did too i was like jeez he's unlucky
I did to when I first started watching watching these kinds of videos
OH lord if these were his stories xD he needs to lock himself In a corner
Are there any police reports from the first story?
Found it
Caleb Sutton thank you. I enjoyed looking at the article
Caleb Sutton Are they seriously named "White" and "Power“?😂 Okay, I know this might sound a little disgraceful, but holy cow. there's some weird shit out there.
thanks for the article anyways!❤
White and Power are two words that don't belong together.
"this video contains some gore"
Me: *eats my sandwich while watching this video*
Me: yup..
I have almost been abducted a few times. Always terrifying.
Are u fr?!
The last time someone tried to abduct me some Mexican ran out of the gas station and beat the abducter into a gutter and robbed him
A FEW TIMES?!? For me it's been one time, but if he had actually tried to go through with it me and my brothers would have beat their a-es.
@@bigjoesquealingjumbos6870 Lmfao
@@bigjoesquealingjumbos6870 Wait really?
WARNING REALLY SAD ANIMAL ABUSE STORY!!!! PLEASE BE WARNED!!!
I kind of want to cry
At what time?
I don't know because I commented this and left
Awwww that sucks I can't take animal abuse it makes me so sad
It starts after 14:25
Corpsey says there’s gore in these stories
Me: *Eats chips with hot sauce on them, get it all over my hands and pretend it’s blood* Now I’m ready to watch
I eat scrambled eggs with ketchup an listens to this as a goodnight story.
@@kalielik you are an evil person ketchup and eggs you are a pure menace, not even a menace a nightmare a supervillain you make me stay up at night
@@SharkOSix I did step on a baby bird in kindergarten just to see what happens. It made a squeek sound, the sound you image a mouse sounding like and then a crunchy juice sound, a mixture of biting into a juicy melon and crunchy chips stacked on top of each other. I then left it there on the ground beside the swings with its insides smushed out of the stomach and its mouth. It was gone the next break so I wonder what happened to it.
@@kalielik not funny didn't laugh
@@SharkOSix I though it was really funny though, but I guess we don't have the same humour.
I hear that Silent Hill piano during Lazy's narration. Nice touch. ;)
Careful, story 3 contains mention of animal abuse. It's really sad. Starts somewhere around 14:00
Blonde Bug thx
Thank you, I’m trying to avoid that one
Blue Stroneer
the story about the cats really got to me because we used to have many cats and the mother of most of them was called Mama cat. She was a grey tabby and kinda looked like the on in the picture. She had probably 10 litters of kittens. When I heard the one kitten was squashed I remembered one accident where one of her kittens unfortunately was crushed by a cat tree. Sadly, 1 kitten form every litter usually didnt make it. We would have a funeral for each one and to this day you can still hear some kittens meowing on my grandparent's property
"Im from virginia"
No youre not
"Im female"
yo wtf
+d a n k m e m e b r u h you now there not his experiences?
+0o_Angel_775_o0 C you now how to grammar?
+Hussein Bazzi Lmfao.
idiot
Dude I'm not gonna lie. You're my #1 favorite narrator here on RUclips!!! I always get sooo giddy when I see a new vid:D
Same. x3 It feels wrong to like the things he does, especially the ones deemed true, but his narration voice... It's just... so perfect and beautiful. ;-;
ikr
i honestly cant explain how much i love your videos
same 😃
+IM SPLOOGING what a name
If you want to skip the animal abuse story, the next story after starts at 16:22
*cat picture appears* oh god please no hurting cats
*scrolls to check some comments* ok no thank you *skips to next story*
i just fucking can't if something sick is done to any animals, especially cats
sae I saw the comment too late, unfortunately, and am now scarred by that story!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
susanna and humans are okay?? Right because that makes sense
Joshua Joseph it does
Joshua Joseph but hurting humans actually is ok
btw if you have tape or anything sticky on a cat you can usually bathe the adhesive off of the tape and let the cat free
Sir Greggins de Florida I know but who knows if these stories are actually real.
*PHOENIXBIRD* It says "true" in the video title, so they obviously are real.
Paladin dance elder maxon? Is it realy you😨
thats a hard task lol most cats hate water
BlackGirlLovesAnime6 right lol I’d rather shave the cat 🤣
*in a deep creepy voice* "i'm a female"
Oh are you now?
A Hunter this comment made me laugh hysterically lmao 😂😂😂😂
Reminds me of the horror movies when demons pretend to be kids xD
#2. There's a psychological phenomenon in which most elderly people know when they are close to death. It's unknown why or how. This would easily explain why the kid's granddad spent time with him. He realized it was going to be the last time they were together. Crazy story: I was taking psychology when my granddad died. Before he died, he said to my parents that he wasn't going to 'be around' for his birthday, which was soon. He died a hour before his birthday, and it was only days before that I learned of this phenomenon.
I hate cats.I feel bad for these though.
I don't mind em like they can be dickheads but what he did was just plain brutal
same. cats aren't my favorite at all but that 3rd story made me feel horrible
I love going to the Puyallup Fair! *Now I never want to go again! How lovely!*
after the cat story, i got a wildlife dawn ad 😂
Haha
I'm on RUclips red (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+TNTerry 5699 same
+TNTerry 5699 nu fair ;=;
The ads are getting to us, we must act like in South Park
The kitten story was horribly great. I was sick to my stomach at what this monster did to the poor fur babies! Good story though...
“I’m from Virginia...” (heavy British accent)
You know this isn't real right? They are narrating the story their fans sent them...
@@nickiswashed5477 You hear that? The joke passed around ya head
Had to go hug my cats after number 3.
The 3rd story was so sad and it made me sadder because my cat was right next to me
Me... “oh God what is looking through the fence?”
Me.... “oh it’s a cat! I’m good”
Poor Kittens
During the second story, at first I thought they both had a similar reaction to something in the ice cream.
This is killer Corpse! You & Lazy are my absolute 2 favorite horror story narrators! Killer job you two! You should do more bids together. Awesome content!
Am I an awful person for thinking "Oh God, don't be a cat" rather than "Oh God, don't be a human"?
+please just fucking kill me I mean cats are pretty cool
Yep, you're awful.
its fucked either way what you should be saying is please don't be a dead body
Adults can call for help, at least. Animals can't. I feel their murder is sadder since they are helpless compared to able-bodied people. I feel worse when an animal or child dies than when an adult person dies.
Others will disagree.
nope, i thought the same.
I’m from Virginia.
Not with that accent, Mate.
Me and my girlfriend were listening to this and Corpse said "I am a female" in his deep fucking voice, and we both burst out laughing at the same time from how funny it was
I just laughed when he said "I'm a female" with that voice hehe but great stories man!
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LAZY!!& CORPSEY wat a Treat!!
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