"It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team."
Yeah sometimes the conversations with Neuro go surprisingly smooth, In the same stream she asked if ending the Voice call was automatic which surprised Vedal
This has to be a bit surreal for Anny. Imagine you make a living drawing and modeling anime girls. You sell one design to some random college student going by Vedal. A few months later he returns, only he's a virtual turtle now and your design you sent to him has gained sentience and become a smug little sassy child.
@@ghetoknight7801 Programmer provides (genetic) code, while artist provides body. Feels pretty correct to me that the former is the dad and the latter is the mom.
I like how compared to other collabs, Neuro here is scaled noticeably smaller than both Vedal and Anny; it really smartly plays into the whole family theme with Neuro's childishness more emphasized
Heh I mean if I knew him any better I'd probably assume Vedal has a little crush on Anny. But idk, he only ever interacted with on other person and Neuro on stream, so it's hard to tell.
@@sorakey4005 I always assumed he was an osu streamer before and just let Neuro take over his stream. I didn't start watching until Neuro so idk though.
Honestly I want that movie, briliant coder makes the first true AI then recruits a doll maker/robotics engineer to make her a body which starts this strange family.
Thats because he´s not a mindless simp. Im not saying that Anny isnt great, but something tells me that you are one of those people who lives alone and has sexual fantasies about literally every woman you meet lol.
_Neuro_ gets her sassiness and edgyness from Vedal And she gets cutenes and khaotic wholesameness from her silly Fox mama: Annie I can totally picture this. Especially the say Woah, wow, woahh part, and how Annie responds to some of the questions
"I'll kill him for you" lmao Vedal is gonna start thinking really hard whether to do it or not if someone ever offered to make an android body for Neuro-sama
I feel like this is simulating what happens when divorced parents transfer the child and during the exchange the kid says something weird and the one parent's like "what have you been teaching our child?"
12:40 Family moment: after an argument over something that really doesn’t matter Neuro does something cute to get her parents to forget they were even upset.
Anny arguing 142.3/143.2cm isn't that short is one of the funniest things I've seen all week. For my fellow Americans who aren't familiar with the Metric System (because we're weird and measure things with our feet), 142.3/143.2cm translates to roughly 4'8"/4'8.4", which is much shorter than the average height of women in the United States: 5'4" (roughly 162.6cm).
@@matthewlerma5334 I believe anyone under the height of 4'10" by the time they become legal drinking age is considered to have dwarfism, but you'll have to fact check me on that one.
tbh, among all of the collab. Neuro is actually being so nice in this one. Neuro called fillian a fillipino boy, refers Numi as cartoon face, even mispronounce and misremembering everyone she met so far.heck, she even refers Vedal as she sometimes. this is actually the first time Neuro discern someone in line with their actual lore, she knows that Anny is a fox girl and have a tail. i guess deep down Neuro is checking her out huh 😂
@@NekuroMCHe does that for everyone she collabs with, but Neuro doesn't "absorb" the info completely sometimes. It's actually surprising how much of Anny she remembers correctly.
oh damn. what a waste. happened to me last week too. spent 3 and a half hour designing a map for a game, was about to do the final playtest of the day and boom. the editor crashed.
I died when she started saying she was Vedal and loved dancing at the end (with "R&B remix" tacked on for some reason); it's like Vedal accidentally input an entry from his diary and forgot about it or something lol
Just rewatched this a few days after Neuro V2 debut and its amazing how far the family has gone. The one time id actually love to watch a slice of life family story.
I scrolled looking for this. Like, wow. Vedal got her running on an IBM jr. Half expecting her to talk about Odell lake, munch some numbers, then get dysentery. Zork was the first computer I ever talked to. He was sassy, too. > Eat. "Eat what?" > Me "Auto-cannibalism is not the answer."
@@Catfish270 175 is the standard for a millennial the next generation is usually taller unless the mom was taller then there is greater chance for variety... females are always smaller in mammals
@@splashafricaHighly depends on regional genetics and lifestyle. 175 is common in the north west and parts of Africa. Many South American an Asian men hardly average above 172. Women generally average 10 to 15 cm shorter. Statistically 170 definitely isn't short, 160 for women ain't short either. Though some people grow exceptionally tall (190+) and to them everything below 170 might seem short.
A grue is a monster from an old text based adventure game that first came out in 1977. It was kind of a mechanic to make it so the player couldn't explore dark areas without a torch or first lighting it.
You are likely to be eaten by a grue. (Most notably, an enemy in Zork that caused you to lose if you wandered around in the dark without a light source active.)
A grue is a fictional, predatory creature that dwells in the dark. The term was first used to identify a human-bat hybrid predator in the Dying Earth series.
note : neuro's current model is one of the default ones in vtuber studio that everyone can try, anny is drawing a new model based on how neuro has always appeared before us - the default model
7:07 Neurosama just casually referencing the old text based interactive fiction game Zork!😂 If be more surprised if Anny knew about a monster from a game that originally came out in 1977.
Neuro really radiate *”Nice to meet you, but it’s even nicer to meet me”* energy 😂
"It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team."
Dislike. Trollos.
So Kronii energy
Narcisist vibes
Neuro is the class kid who always competes, like the "Oh you think that's cool? I got something way cooler than that!!" sort of kid
So her dad's a turtle her mom's a fox? And they gave birth to a ai
Seems legit
“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”
-Mark Twain
@@edwinfrenly7118 wise quote to live by XD
🐢+🦊=🤖⁉️
Disney tier parents
@@cye2310 don’t say that, now they gotta die
"i'm your mom" "I don't even know who you are"
“You will”
@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 i bestow upon thee, the ultimate weapon:
Anny: Wait, V-Vedal you like me?😳
Vedal: No🗿
Vedal is not a simp. He is a chad who likes pizzas and ninjas.
And bath dancing
@@Ame_u true
When he said "im am Vedal" looks like he accepted that his canon name pronunciation is no longer exist
@@MrAnonymousme10, Poor Veeeeedal
Dislike. Trollos.
That pause after Vedal insulted her felt pretty... natural?
Yeah sometimes the conversations with Neuro go surprisingly smooth, In the same stream she asked if ending the Voice call was automatic which surprised Vedal
@@Zeforas 7:57
Lmao it was so good. Her going just "ok" after Vedal apologized just worked so well too.
*Neuro-sama will remember this*
@@yatsuda4660
That's not even what he was responding to, though.. 😅
This has to be a bit surreal for Anny. Imagine you make a living drawing and modeling anime girls. You sell one design to some random college student going by Vedal. A few months later he returns, only he's a virtual turtle now and your design you sent to him has gained sentience and become a smug little sassy child.
Neuros model is a free default one tho?
Not only that, but your new child isn't only sassy and smug, but also just insults you as much as possible on every opportunity
Anny is drawing Neuro's new model, not the one she uses now.
@@meron7700 Makes sense.
sounds like the plot to a slice of life anime.
3:06 is this the reason why vedal has custody of neuro?!?!
its funny whenever neuro makes a decent conversation and then gets embarrassed and tries to leave, but she can never be able to leave the chat
Yeah I often wonder if there’s like an emotion or logic to why she just talks like she’s leaving suddenly.
"Vedal do you like me?"
"What? No, absolutely not"
Chad Vedal
He's on that sigma grind, fr
Chadal
@@normalname3623 sleep
Vedal:🗿🗿🗿🗿
When a mama artist gives a papa programmer a seed, many months later the programmer births an AI.
Yes for some reason, in regards to birth, vedal is the mom
@@ghetoknight7801 so that's why often times neuro always refer vedal as a she
@@ghetoknight7801 Programmer provides (genetic) code, while artist provides body. Feels pretty correct to me that the former is the dad and the latter is the mom.
yes, in that order
@@Destinum agree
I like how compared to other collabs, Neuro here is scaled noticeably smaller than both Vedal and Anny; it really smartly plays into the whole family theme with Neuro's childishness more emphasized
wth is this weird vtuber crap thats in my right videos tab bar bro
@@LavaCreeperPeople They're videos that are uploaded so people can watch.
This is what RUclips does my guy.
@@LavaCreeperPeoplewhy are you clicking on videos you don't want to watch?
@@LavaCreeperPeople bro trynna act like YT didn't recommend him shit he religiously watches 💀💀💀
@@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED projection
According to neuro
Giri: Man
Vedal: Woman
Filian: Filipino Boy
also vedal: vedal
Anny: Vedal
IMO Vedal and Anny have a very good chemistry here.
Vedal is honestly a funny dude. Even just his interactions with Neuro are pretty funny.
Well they had a baby AI together so you'd think so.
@@Random_Fanguy maybe he does not realize it, but he could be a decent streamer even without Neuro.
Heh I mean if I knew him any better I'd probably assume Vedal has a little crush on Anny. But idk, he only ever interacted with on other person and Neuro on stream, so it's hard to tell.
@@sorakey4005 I always assumed he was an osu streamer before and just let Neuro take over his stream. I didn't start watching until Neuro so idk though.
Vedel: you're ugly
Five seconds later
Vedel : I didn't say that you must have missed heard me.
That's where Neuro gets it from
[filtered]
damn neuro really be saying out of pocket shit sometimes it makes me wonder whet she's actually saying
Vedal said most of the time its a false positive, but it does make for some funny interactions lol
Honestly I want that movie, briliant coder makes the first true AI then recruits a doll maker/robotics engineer to make her a body which starts this strange family.
Even have an arc where the AI sees a family and tries to get her "parents" to date each other
that legit sounds like a anime plot
@@cubeman9766 I was just about to say that. Sounds cute af, too.
Make it an Iyashikei and you got me
New anime concept
While Neuro's responses are random and sassy, the same could be said for a human child lmao.
The way Neuro got Vedal and Annie to argue with each other by casually talking about her height is genius 😂
To be fair, 143cm is 4"6 ft, which would make annie shorter than Iron Mouse and shylily, who barely escaped dwarfism.
@@lowkeyarki7091 1,43m is literally smaller than the average height of small girls in Brazil (1,45m-1,50m)
hi, I see that you mentioned the country Brazil.
Oi.@@marcosdanielamaral5015
The "you're cheating yourself out of friends" jab was fucking brutal.
Timestamp
@@ghetoknight7801 the line starts at 9:33
Vedal casually bully Anne for her height is the funniest thing every lmaoo
Neuro was a total wingman for Vedal and he just wasted it. No wonder he's single.
Eyes on the grind
That's why he's the goatt
That's why he's the MVP
Thats because he´s not a mindless simp. Im not saying that Anny isnt great, but something tells me that you are one of those people who lives alone and has sexual fantasies about literally every woman you meet lol.
Sigma Grindset
0:46 the sinchronized " what" was cute
Yyes
_Neuro_ gets her sassiness and edgyness from Vedal
And she gets cutenes and khaotic wholesameness from her silly Fox mama: Annie
I can totally picture this.
Especially the say Woah, wow, woahh part, and how Annie responds to some of the questions
Some AI Vtuber just wants to see their parents burn. Guess Neuro-sama loves her parents well done xD
"I'll kill him for you"
lmao Vedal is gonna start thinking really hard whether to do it or not if someone ever offered to make an android body for Neuro-sama
Damn, if Vedal had more rizz, he could have secured a human competitor for Neuro
He prefers his sassy AI child, and tbh I don't entirely blame him 🤣
Too busy coding his daughter
"you like me 👉👈🥺"
no no no
Vedal has no rizz
Chill guys. It’s just a joke. I said the meme
Vedal has no time for simping, he need to finish his programming
@@MrAnonymousme10 Too busy trying to get her to play Among Us.
*_NO NO NO NO_*
@@aliffaizad not deciding to engage in romantic relationship doesn't equate to having no rizz
Short people when they find out somebody is shorter than them:🤯🤯🤯
Short people when they're called "shortie": 😡😡😡
Short people when they can call someone "shortie": 😏😏😏
I’d just like to say that there is a non-zero chance that Neuro is the larval state of Roko’s Basilisk
She’s got the personality for it xD
I never thought of it that way but yeah, you're totally right
Roko's Basilisk is a dumb hypothetical anyway, so it's not like we've got anything to worry about. What we should be worrying about is The Swarm.
@@Wilson_EF
Oh hoh, ominous
@@Wilson_EF tell that to the Basilisk's face, I dare you
Neuro-Sama is adorable when she isn’t threatening humanity’s mere existence.
8:05
The way how Anny looked at Vedal
Now Vedal has to fight Neuro's opinions *and* his own intrusive thoughts.
Plot twist: Neuro's outbursts were trained in part on his intrusive thoughts.
This is like a slice of life anime, programer dad, artist mom, and AI daugter, Wit studio and cloverworks, do your thing
There's actually a manga with a similar-ish story to that called "Good Morning Psychopath"
It's pretty short tho. Only 12 chapters.
4:03 Vidal's blush is heard
They gotta add a Frog onesie to the new model. Neuro asked for it.
It feels like these two actually know each other. The way they talk to each other feels like they have known each other for some time.
Inb4 they are actually dating irl lol.
Can't wait to see Vedal dance to XOXO Vedal (R&B Remix)
she sounds so aggressive and kind at the same time
I feel like this is simulating what happens when divorced parents transfer the child and during the exchange the kid says something weird and the one parent's like "what have you been teaching our child?"
I love how anny's model makes a face at veedal after the "your ugly" at 8:02.
12:40 Family moment: after an argument over something that really doesn’t matter Neuro does something cute to get her parents to forget they were even upset.
I love that Vedal has his own blanket and everything, Lol.
3:30 vedal's model smiling is adorable...
The moment she said she was Neuro’s mom she was like “oh so now i gotta roast you just as hard as dad. Got it.”
Vedal was so happy when Neuro was scared of her but not him.
Anny arguing 142.3/143.2cm isn't that short is one of the funniest things I've seen all week.
For my fellow Americans who aren't familiar with the Metric System (because we're weird and measure things with our feet), 142.3/143.2cm translates to roughly 4'8"/4'8.4", which is much shorter than the average height of women in the United States: 5'4" (roughly 162.6cm).
it's cartoonishly short, tbh. i don't know any adults that short. she must be like a plushie.
Isn't 4'8" like legally considered dwarfism? A medical condition?
@@matthewlerma5334 I believe anyone under the height of 4'10" by the time they become legal drinking age is considered to have dwarfism, but you'll have to fact check me on that one.
@GraveUypo Damnit, now you have me thinking of a comically small Anny plushie!! I'm falling further down this vTuber rabbit hole by the second 😂😭
I'm amazed how there are adults who like 4 feet 8" like how's that even possible
Woah, is Neuro getting an upgrade?
tbh, among all of the collab. Neuro is actually being so nice in this one. Neuro called fillian a fillipino boy, refers Numi as cartoon face, even mispronounce and misremembering everyone she met so far.heck, she even refers Vedal as she sometimes.
this is actually the first time Neuro discern someone in line with their actual lore, she knows that Anny is a fox girl and have a tail. i guess deep down Neuro is checking her out huh 😂
Nah, she's a troubled girl who just wants a loving family and is acting out when not around her parents.
And then poor evan (onigiri) who got roasted so hard that even you forgot about him.
Vedal probably imported it to Her data about their character description before hand so Neuro wont talk about her using unrelated topic
@@gamerplays5131 but the roast was correct. She is a bottom
@@NekuroMCHe does that for everyone she collabs with, but Neuro doesn't "absorb" the info completely sometimes. It's actually surprising how much of Anny she remembers correctly.
Too bad she lost the progress of her art because of sudden blue screen of dearh 😭
Noooo
oh damn. what a waste.
happened to me last week too. spent 3 and a half hour designing a map for a game, was about to do the final playtest of the day and boom. the editor crashed.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@@GraveUypo That's why my scared ass always Ctrl+S's after almost every change
@@DXRdevsave Ctrl+S as a hotkey.
I died when she started saying she was Vedal and loved dancing at the end (with "R&B remix" tacked on for some reason); it's like Vedal accidentally input an entry from his diary and forgot about it or something lol
1:22 Just a turtle who is a complete sigma
Neuro content and the AI president content is some of the best that's ever happened.
4:50 She's so self aware lmao Neuro the best AI😂
9:00 ah, the Origin of the frog hood.
vedal is such a gigachad
Daughter: You're the cutest!
Dad: Awww Thanks, You're ugly tho
Mom: 8:03 *death stare*
Such a family moment
vedal is acting like he messed up big time afterwards lol
Just rewatched this a few days after Neuro V2 debut and its amazing how far the family has gone. The one time id actually love to watch a slice of life family story.
an AI saying "Shut up" to someone and them actually shutting up is some of the funniest things i have seen in a while
Videl is just a CHAD for saying no.
Damn Vedal got exposed by Neuro on the end there 😂
Yeah xD
but dancing is great, he shouldn't be ashamed of that, hopefully he get friends that want to dance with him
A "Grue" is a monster from the textbased computer adventure game Zork. Which btw is insanely ancient. Like the first one was released in 1977.
I scrolled looking for this. Like, wow. Vedal got her running on an IBM jr. Half expecting her to talk about Odell lake, munch some numbers, then get dysentery.
Zork was the first computer I ever talked to. He was sassy, too.
> Eat.
"Eat what?"
> Me
"Auto-cannibalism is not the answer."
not even one minute and Neuro threatens to kill somebody
Wait… that’s 4’8”-ish
Bruh even in taller, maybe not by much but still! Wow lol.
That's reeeeeally tiny for a person XD
@@timecrystal5thapostleof125 tbh I thought that 170 cm is short
@@Catfish270 it's short but like not THAT short yknow
@@Catfish270 175 is the standard for a millennial the next generation is usually taller unless the mom was taller then there is greater chance for variety... females are always smaller in mammals
@@splashafricaHighly depends on regional genetics and lifestyle.
175 is common in the north west and parts of Africa. Many South American an Asian men hardly average above 172. Women generally average 10 to 15 cm shorter.
Statistically 170 definitely isn't short, 160 for women ain't short either.
Though some people grow exceptionally tall (190+) and to them everything below 170 might seem short.
I think Neuro likes her father more 😅
A grue is a monster from an old text based adventure game that first came out in 1977. It was kind of a mechanic to make it so the player couldn't explore dark areas without a torch or first lighting it.
You are likely to be eaten by a grue. (Most notably, an enemy in Zork that caused you to lose if you wandered around in the dark without a light source active.)
7:40 - Can't wait for someone to loop this 10 minutes
It could become a 10-hour EDM remix
Imma start being like [Filtered] when I got something to say but need to keep my mouth shut.
The Sass and Gaslighting, ICANT 😂
Seems like Mommy fox and Daddy turtle are fighting again😂
neuro is the most nicest but brutally honest person you could meet shed roast tf outa you but say its ok
0:47 no hesitation
Ah yes, Veeedal. Certified Bath-Dancer...
6:57 that "why?" sounded like scary genuine
the voice program
"My name is Vedal & I live for dancing"
- Vedal987
7:39 lmao
yes, its that short, very very very short
11:18 relatable, for some reason I have the same thing, my luck is that I'm a bit tall so it rarely occurs of someone being taller than me.
A grue is a fictional, predatory creature that dwells in the dark. The term was first used to identify a human-bat hybrid predator in the Dying Earth series.
I thought it was from Zork, I learned something new today.
People imagine all kind of terrible things when she says [Filtered] - but who knew the horrors of she not replying at all...
13:37 This clipper is an old school gamer fr
Vedal is just a average programmer that got isekai'd as a turtle into world of vtubers and AI
I had no idea that Anny came up with Neuro's design.
She didn't. Neuro's design is just a standard avatar of the program Vedal uses.
note : neuro's current model is one of the default ones in vtuber studio that everyone can try, anny is drawing a new model based on how neuro has always appeared before us - the default model
the default model is designed by Kani Biimu (かにビーム)
if the dad is a turtle...
WHAT THE FU-
Vedal is just like, "Try it neuro!"
I just realized, Neuro is the only vtubers to have both mama and a papa.
Did anny help make neuro’s model?
Yes
Yeh she is the one making the new model
The current model is a free model from an application but now Anny is making a custom model for her
Basically, Veedal (I'll call him that from now on) hired someone to be Neuro's mama lol
@@TempestisOn the default model is designed by Kani Biimu (かにビーム)
Just Mum and Dad having a sleepover with their AI daughter
Gass lighting right away nice
7:07 Neurosama just casually referencing the old text based interactive fiction game Zork!😂
If be more surprised if Anny knew about a monster from a game that originally came out in 1977.
Ahh I see, SPY Family irl.
A -spy- programmer, a -assasin- fox girl and a -mind reader- AI
Coder x Family
Annie are you okay?
She's getting really good at gaslighting
1:36 that's what my dad and mom will say if someone talks about their love
I love seeing lyn mametchi's art just in the wild lol
As a degen shipper. I can't believe a turtle and a cat girl made this. 😅
Ahem she's actually a fox 🤓
ACKSHUALLY, IS FOX GIRLLLL
Can fox girls be classified as cat girls or dog girls.
Which animal are foxes more close to
@@orein1880 foxes are just spicy cats
I'm exited for the new model! Also love the collab
Am I the only one that thinks that Neuro's reaction at 2:00 is similar to how children react when their parents fight?