Is Your Starbucks Barista Conservative? Know The Warning Signs!

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @TheBabylonBee
    @TheBabylonBee  2 года назад +2556

    What are some warning signs that your barista is an evil conservative?

    • @QueensGTO_Viper
      @QueensGTO_Viper 2 года назад +3

      My Starbucks was open on January 6th... fuckin racists

    • @dovlacro6382
      @dovlacro6382 2 года назад +713

      They trying to make costumers satisfied

    • @Real_JustNonsense
      @Real_JustNonsense 2 года назад +1

      My Starbucks doesn't ONLY charge white people. They charge everyone... and full price at that ffs

    • @soupfork2105
      @soupfork2105 2 года назад +898

      I always find it suspicious when they're friendly and helpful instead of miserable and offended.

    • @doyouseewhatisee3183
      @doyouseewhatisee3183 2 года назад +702

      That they are working and have a job.

  • @Generihol
    @Generihol 2 года назад +17771

    I think one of the biggest give aways was that they were actually working and not somewhere protesting.

    • @bethesda4870
      @bethesda4870 2 года назад +131

      Hahahah

    • @emilymorris7046
      @emilymorris7046 2 года назад +94

      Preach!!!!

    • @trumpetpunk42
      @trumpetpunk42 2 года назад +122

      Savage! But true

    • @Golfnut_2099
      @Golfnut_2099 2 года назад +43

      I was going to write that... (:

    • @todydn
      @todydn 2 года назад +19

      Ive taken a stand its a sacrifice i got injured about the time biden went into office and sewing how bad it actualy is i knew it would be rough but damn .... ive decided to remain injured untill hes out i worked 10 years nery a day off ao now imma soak up the disability and just boycott giving the govt anymoney at all till they get thier shit strait the injury is definately real spinal stenosis caused from simply working too hard my doctor is just pretty incompetent about getting things done to move the process along to get surgery being on medicaid also makea that worse and the current health care crisis over nurses and docs getting canned due to not taking the vax this will take untill a republican fixes all this after 2024 using liberal policies againts them to take thier money

  • @Explosive_Pineapple4124
    @Explosive_Pineapple4124 2 года назад +4033

    As a conservative barista at Starbucks, this puts a smile on my face.

    • @franknberry333
      @franknberry333 Год назад +190

      I knew you existed! I just knew it!!!!

    • @cpt.arctourus7950
      @cpt.arctourus7950 Год назад +89

      ​@Frank N. Berry congrats I was one now you've met 2

    • @franknberry333
      @franknberry333 Год назад +51

      @@cpt.arctourus7950 Pleased to meet you!

    • @AnnaBelll.e
      @AnnaBelll.e Год назад

      I would tip you thrice

    • @gawainethefirst
      @gawainethefirst Год назад +42

      “20 ounce regular coffee, please, half-and-half, with two Splendas.” I would be able to give you that order with the confidence that you actually know how to make it, and not fear that you’re secretly adding some kind of wheatgrass to it.

  • @EarthenDam
    @EarthenDam 4 месяца назад +1306

    Here on the left we promote all diversity, except diversity in thought.

    • @njw5869
      @njw5869 4 месяца назад +5

      🤦Kettle meet pot .

    • @youtubeaccount5153
      @youtubeaccount5153 4 месяца назад +18

      @@njw5869in order for that comment to be witty, insightful, or even the bit relevant you will need to explain.

    • @youtubeaccount5153
      @youtubeaccount5153 4 месяца назад +43

      The Left fully supports your freedom of speech. As long as you speak Liberal ideas.

    • @jasonborne5724
      @jasonborne5724 4 месяца назад +22

      I will gladly wear a Biden hat to a Trump Rally. If you Wear a MAGA hat to a Democrat function where nobody knows you….

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 4 месяца назад

      Liberals do not promote diversity. Not in the slightest.

  • @mr.canadian155
    @mr.canadian155 Год назад +2245

    My barista had the audacity to ask me to pay for my coffee. That's when I knew that they were a capitalist, conservative.

    • @348Tobico
      @348Tobico 5 месяцев назад +23

      Ggrr! I just hate that!!

    • @lamoe4175
      @lamoe4175 4 месяца назад +20

      star bucks is ultra woke until it comes to money.

    • @Kain_36
      @Kain_36 4 месяца назад +10

      What a monster!

    • @chucklestheclown8024
      @chucklestheclown8024 4 месяца назад +3

      Dang pig!!! 😅😅😅😅

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😅😂

  • @MikeELtheGamerLPShow
    @MikeELtheGamerLPShow Год назад +1569

    I moved from California to Texas and started a new job two months ago. I always show up with a positive mental attitude and a smile. When I run low on work, I go to other departments to see if they need a hand with anything. They promoted me. My last job wrote me up for "distracting other associates."
    I think I like Texas.

    • @ScoutPL
      @ScoutPL Год назад +95

      Kinda reminds me of the time I was working in an Indian Health Service facility, many years ago, and was written up for my "military like appearance, ie high and tight haircut. (I was in the Army Reserve at the time...)

    • @MikeELtheGamerLPShow
      @MikeELtheGamerLPShow Год назад +83

      @@ScoutPL It's unprofessional to look professional, I guess

    • @Shinobi33
      @Shinobi33 Год назад +47

      My plan was to move to Texas from Florida. But that Austin area where I was planning of going to is one big homeless encampment. And Florida is destroying BS Woke policies. So maybe Texas isn't for me.

    • @p.c1892
      @p.c1892 Год назад +44

      @@Shinobi33 Lived in Austin my whole life and have seen it become “lil LA” i hate Austin. You would pick the most liberal city in all of Texas. Maybe try Houston

    • @RipPablo99
      @RipPablo99 Год назад +14

      Or maybe San Antonio

  • @catlubber9464
    @catlubber9464 2 года назад +2606

    Warning sign: Smiles, makes eye contact, and generally has a happy disposition.

    • @laraegieske2465
      @laraegieske2465 2 года назад +10

      Sooooo true!

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 2 года назад +12

      That's not true in my case. I'm not happy with the terrible things the democrats are doing, I have zero reason to be happy with the direction this country is going. I blame conservatives and the military for doing nothing about human rights abuses in the name of the virus, and people being illegally held without trial and tortured for protesting on Jan 6. Most conservatives aren't lifting a finger to stop the holocaust of the unborn, and it's only because of barely a conservative majority in SCOTUS that anything happened, and it only has effect in conservative states.

    • @josejh-eb8st
      @josejh-eb8st 2 года назад +9

      I'm a conservative and I don't smile at strangers. Luckily I'm not a barista🤷‍♂️

    • @Hiraghm
      @Hiraghm 2 года назад +6

      are you sure you're not talking about Chick-fil-A employees?

    • @balung
      @balung 2 года назад +6

      Doesnt have tats or coloured hair.

  • @bearhow4876
    @bearhow4876 Год назад +169

    They don’t immediately start complaining on tiktok when asked to do their basic job.

    • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
      @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah, instead they complain about what other people do even though it in no way effects them

  • @martypoynter9806
    @martypoynter9806 4 месяца назад +906

    The biggest sign of a conservative is they do their job efficiently and without complaining.

    • @Twkd1988
      @Twkd1988 4 месяца назад

      now do tell, whats your personal stance on matt gaetz, and why hasnt the republican party expelled him?
      To be fair, I'm a Canadian so I don't understand much about american politics. but to an outside observer, it honestly looks like all your political parties are either pedophiles or senile.

    • @JackJack-zo4zt
      @JackJack-zo4zt 4 месяца назад +4

      Y'all must not know a lot of conservatives. There are plenty that complain and act entitled as much as many liberals. And there are also hard workers from both sides. You should actually meet some of these people before you talk shit bout 'em.

    • @ashebennett7726
      @ashebennett7726 4 месяца назад +32

      @@JackJack-zo4ztyou don’t seem to know a whole lot of conservatives either buddy.

    • @JackJack-zo4zt
      @JackJack-zo4zt 4 месяца назад

      @@ashebennett7726 Yeah, sure. Says the guy who thinks all conservatives are perfect and can do no wrong. They're people like anyone else. There are hard working conservatives, and there are shitty, entitled assholes who bitch about how the country has changed since the 50's. You're either ignorant or trolling.

    • @marktwain2053
      @marktwain2053 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@ashebennett7726
      I would say he does if he sees people actually working, he just doesn't know any woke liberals.

  • @sawmill035
    @sawmill035 2 года назад +3599

    My sister and I (both conservatives) worked at Starbucks for 2 years each (disjoint times of course). My manager at one of the Starbucks (I worked at 3) was also a conservative Christian, and was literally, and I'm not exaggerating, the best person I've ever met. It was the best-run, most joyful working experience of my life. Everyone in that Starbucks got along so well, even if they had different political views. This wasn't even that long ago, it was back in 2018-2019. Probably the most wholesome Starbucks experience you can imagine.
    ...then there was the Starbucks I worked at near my college campus... I might have been the only natural-hair-colored employee there. 😂
    Edit: Due to the interest in this story, I thought I'd add another cookie to the pile. I happened to be working an opening shift the Wednesday morning after Trump won the presidency. It took all my 18-year-old professionalism to not immediately laugh at 50% people coming through the drive through when I asked how their day was going and they said "horrible!" 😂😂😂 Sooo many sad faces that morning. I think I did a good job hiding my joy when I would say "I'm so sorry to hear that."

    • @warrenphilips8441
      @warrenphilips8441 2 года назад +65

      Was this in Utah? or somewhere in the middle of the country? Always wrecking the curve by just remaining normal.

    • @sawmill035
      @sawmill035 2 года назад +102

      @@warrenphilips8441 It was in Southeastern Virginia. My area was probably conservative-leaning, but not heavily so. It very much depended on where you were. Newports news was like 15 minutes away from where I grew up (very liberal), and Poquoson (15 minutes away as well) was very conservative.
      I got very lucky with that one Starbucks.

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 2 года назад +107

      I remember in '70's school they played a film about The Future (2000) where people would dye their hair neon colors and shape it in odd ways. I remember it because I thought it was crazy stupid. Why?
      Amazing they were only less than two decades off.

    • @Golfnut_2099
      @Golfnut_2099 2 года назад +61

      I am pretty conservative, probably more libertarian. I do not care what people believe, as long as they treat everyone else with respect.

    • @Zaloomination
      @Zaloomination 2 года назад +6

      What was it about that place that made it such a great experience to work for everyone, with presumably different religious and political views?

  • @trainer1
    @trainer1 2 года назад +1558

    I tried a coffee shop once where the employee taking orders was making eye contact and small talk with the customers. Needless to say that was a huge red flag indicating depth of character and work ethic. Toxic.

    • @fpvlife7799
      @fpvlife7799 2 года назад +19

      you are being sarcastic right???

    • @Tantive
      @Tantive 2 года назад +10

      I tried a coffee shop, and I got a cake which made me feel funny.

    • @ariannablove
      @ariannablove 2 года назад +41

      Oh man...yep. I hate that. Ugh! Being polite and a pleasure to be around. 🤢

    • @WeirdWhiteRabbit
      @WeirdWhiteRabbit 2 года назад

      One of those a''holes ACTUALLY held a door for me ! ! ! then had the audacity to tell me GOOD MORNING ! ! who does this !? I immediately screamed my loudest,
      " like hello hitler ! ! Your living in current year ! ! and your chauvinism is totally yesteryear ! ! "
      I was so pissed I keyed his elderly grandma's car!
      ( I'm sure he was taking her too Dennys to perform SA on her, like grosss)
      I'm sure both those fascists pigs got the message

    • @Tawadeb
      @Tawadeb 2 года назад +9

      Ha ha ha ha ha

  • @chykcha
    @chykcha 2 года назад +7027

    As hard as she tries to look like a damaged liberal woman, she’s just too healthy and has a wholesome look in her eyes 😂

  • @AlgorithmMockery
    @AlgorithmMockery 4 месяца назад +252

    She isn’t blaming everyone else for her problems. Dead give away

  • @ShaferHart
    @ShaferHart 2 года назад +2442

    I remember dating this "progressive" chick once. She didn't outright say she was a progressive but used code phrases instead like "I care about human rights" when describing herself lol. I played dumb and asked her "who doesn't care about human rights?" so she had to state clearly what she meant. They really do think that they have a monopoly on caring about human rights, what a ridiculous bunch 😂

    • @demijacked
      @demijacked 2 года назад +148

      if i was you i would of asked her if she cares about human rights in the middle east and china as well as Uyghur muslim rights in china.

    • @Malhaloc
      @Malhaloc 2 года назад +175

      @@demijacked "as long as they're not white, male, or Christian" - her probably

    • @demijacked
      @demijacked 2 года назад +71

      @@Malhaloc nah the thing you don't understand is progressive people say they care about Muslim rights but only if they live in the west when it comes to woman rights in the middle east it uh duh it they culture and with Uyghur Muslims it's we can't upset china or nothing's happening in Xinjiang.

    • @deanlawson6880
      @deanlawson6880 2 года назад

      You should have suggested that you have a nice nice tire fire to make up for the CO2 and pollution that some of those freaky libbs are trying to keep down!!

    • @mynameis......23
      @mynameis......23 2 года назад +9

      @@demijacked Debunking catholicism
      I'm more blessed than mary
      Proof = Luke 11:27-28
      27 And it happened, as He spoke these things, that a certain woman from the crowd raised her voice and said to Him, “Blessed is the womb that bore You, and the breasts which nursed You!”
      28 But He said, “More than that, blessed are those who hear the word of God and keep it!”
      In Luke 11:27 that random woman LITERALLY said Jesus your mother is Blessed, but are Lord Jesus LITERALLY said Believers are more Blessed than mary. Amen and Amen
      _________________________
      CHRIST alone
      John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
      ACTS 4:12 Nor is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.”
      There is only One Mediator between God and men, LORD Jesus Christ= 1 Timothy 2:5
      For there is one God and one Mediator between God and men, the Man Christ Jesus.
      Hebrew 9:15 And for this reason He is the Mediator of the new covenant, by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions under the first covenant, that those who are called may receive the promise of the eternal inheritance.
      Hebrew 12:24 to Jesus the Mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling that speaks better things than that of Abel.
      Hebrew 8:6 But now He has obtained a more excellent ministry, inasmuch as He is also Mediator of a better covenant, which was established on better promises.
      Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by One Spirit to the Father
      John 15:5
      5 “I am the vine, you are the branches. He who abides in Me, and I in him, bears much fruit; for without Me you can do nothing.
      _________________________
      Work of God =
      John 6:28 Then they said to Him, “What shall we do, that we may work the works of God?”
      29 Jesus answered and said to them, “This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom He sent.”
      _________________________
      1 Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, temperate, sober-minded, of good behavior, hospitable, able to teach
      Paul allows bishops to get marry, but catholic church goes against paul.
      Now these catholic will give a Verses from 1 Corinthians7 to say that paul gave the advice to stay unmarried. But they will not tell you that the same chapter they quote says 1 Corinthians 7:28 "even if you do marry, you have not SINNED". The passage literally says "young women, young men" and a bishop is supposed to be a Church ELDER. Mic drop
      _________________________
      Jesus said Matthew 23:9
      9 Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven.
      And also said Holy Father to Heavenly Father= John 17:11
      11 Now I am no longer in the world, but these are in the world, and I come to You. Holy Father, keep through Your name those whom You have given Me, that they may be one as We are.
      Jesus said call no one Father but still catholics call *pope holy father.
      Sad
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      Whenever a catholic argue about mary being the mother of God
      Use this to defeat the argument.
      Luke 8:21 But He answered and said to them, “My mother and My brothers are these who hear the word of God and do it.”
      Matthew 12:46-50
      46 While He was still talking to the multitudes, behold, His mother and brothers stood outside, seeking to speak with Him. 47 Then one said to Him, “Look, Your mother and Your brothers are standing outside, seeking to speak with You.”
      48 But He answered and said to the one who told Him, “Who is My mother and who are My brothers?” 49 And He stretched out His hand toward His disciples and said, “Here are My mother and My brothers! 50 For whoever does the will of My Father in heaven is My brother and sister and mother.”.
      Mark 3:35 For whoever does the will of God is My brother and My sister and mother.”
      John 19:26-27
      26 When Jesus therefore saw His mother, and the disciple whom He loved standing by, He said to His mother, “Woman, behold your son!” 27 Then He said to the disciple, “Behold your mother!” And from that hour that disciple took her to his own home. ( Jesus basically said John is the son of mary, and mary is the mother of John from that time onwards).
      By the way sarah is the mother of all proof=Galatians 4:21-26.
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      We should not pray to apostles
      Romans 1:25
      25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.
      Acts 10:25-26
      25 As Peter was coming in, Cornelius met him and fell down at his feet and worshiped him. 26 But Peter lifted him up, saying, “Stand up; I myself am also a man.”
      Acts 14:15
      15 and saying, “Men, why are you doing these things? We also are men with the same nature as you, and preach to you that you should turn from these useless things to the living God, who made the heaven, the earth, the sea, and all things that are in them,
      Revelation 19:10
      10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. But he said to me, “See that you do not do that! I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren who have the testimony of Jesus. Worship God! For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.”
      Revelation 22:8-9
      8 Now I, John, saw and heard these things. And when I heard and saw, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel who showed me these things.
      9 Then he said to me, “See that you do not do that. For I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren the prophets, and of those who keep the words of this book. Worship God."
      Colossians 2:18
      18 Let no one cheat you of your reward, taking delight in false humility and worship of angels, intruding into those things which he has not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind,
      You cannot go to Father through saints nor mary, you can only go to the Father through Lord Jesus Christ= John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
      Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by one Spirit to the Father.
      Holy Spirit intercedes for us=Romans 8:26
      26 Likewise the Spirit also helps in our weaknesses. For we do not know what we should pray for as we ought, but the Spirit Himself makes intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered.
      And CHRIST as well=Romans 8:34
      34 Who is he who condemns? It is Christ who died, and furthermore is also risen, who is even at the right hand of God, who also makes intercession for us.
      Hebrews 7:25
      25 Therefore He is also able to save to the uttermost those who come to God through Him, since He always lives to make intercession for them.
      It's Christ and Holy Spirit who intercedes for us not apostles
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      Apostles are allowed to marry,
      1 Corinthians 9:1-5
      1 Am I not an apostle? Am I not free? Have I not seen Jesus Christ our Lord? Are you not my work in the Lord? 2 If I am not an apostle to others, yet doubtless I am to you. For you are the seal of my apostleship in the Lord.
      3 My defense to those who examine me is this: 4 Do we have no right to eat and drink? 5 Do we have no right to take along a believing wife, as do also the other apostles, the brothers of the Lord, and Cephas?
      If Peter (peter is cephas read John 1:42) the so called "first pope" was married, why does the catholic church doesn't allow "pope" to marry?
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      The so called vicar of christ/ pope/holy father Peter called himself a fellow elder in 1 Peter 5:1, and as per the qualifications of elder in Titus 1:5-9 the elder is allowed to get married; then why does the "pope" is required to be celibate and catholic? ( when Peter was neither celibate nor catholic).
      1)Peter was not perfect human nor was he a perfect disciple
      2)He sank down while walking on water
      3)Our Lord said to peter get behind me satan
      4)Peter reject our Lord 3 times
      5)Our Lord rebuked Peter for calling fire from heaven
      6)Our Lord rebuked Peter when he cut of the soilders ear
      7)Paul rebuked Peter for being hypocrite because he was acting different in front of Jews and different in front of gentiles.
      8) Moses messed up, and he was a important part of Bible ( that's why he never entered the promised land),
      9)David messed up ( and he has the Holy Spirit),
      10)King Soloman messed up,
      11) Saul messed up and God regretted the decision (1 Samuel 15:10-11).
      Hatrick (Saul then David then Soloman back to back messed up)
      12)The apostles run away a day before Lord Jesus got locked up.
      13)The early church messed up Rev 2:18-20, 1 Corinthians, Galatians.
      14) Apostle John when receiving Revelation worshiped an angel and the angel said "see you do not do that. Worship GOD" Revelation 22:8-9
      If these great people could mess up, why do you think the catholic church wouldn't mess up.
      _
      Galatians 4:21-26
      21 Tell me, you who desire to be under the law, do you not hear the law? 22 For it is written that Abraham had two sons: the one by a bondwoman, the other by a freewoman. 23 But he who was of the bondwoman was born according to the flesh, and he of the freewoman through promise, 24 which things are symbolic. For these are the two covenants: the one from Mount Sinai which gives birth to bondage, which is Hagar- 25 for this Hagar is Mount Sinai in Arabia, and corresponds to Jerusalem which now is, and is in bondage with her children- 26 but the Jerusalem above is free, which is the mother of us all.
      Sarah is mother of all, Not mary
      Also the Church has many name like Christians, Evangelists, Children of God, Believers, servents of God, bride of Christ, but not once the Church is called catholics
      Changed the 10 commandments by deleting 2nd commandment, and dividing the 10th into 2 commandments. Also changing the real Saturday Sabbath to fake sunday sabbath.

  • @DCowboys60
    @DCowboys60 2 года назад +1232

    My parents once went to starbucks and each ordered a coffee. When asked for their names, my dad said donald and my mom said melania. I was already sitting down and didn’t hear what they said but the barista’s face told me everything and it is something I will never ever forget

    • @melodie9109
      @melodie9109 2 года назад +44

      hahahahah

    • @melodie9109
      @melodie9109 2 года назад +62

      I wish I could have been there to see this.

    • @ralphsanchico2452
      @ralphsanchico2452 2 года назад +233

      I'm going to try that with my wife and wer'e both Black! This should be fun!

    • @rphb5870
      @rphb5870 2 года назад +19

      we don't have starbucks in my country but I guess it is some kind of cafe, however why do they ask for peoples name? I thought it was a place that served cofee?

    • @DCowboys60
      @DCowboys60 2 года назад +19

      @@rphb5870 yes they do serve coffee and such but it is less traditional, it’s not really where you sit down and have a nice cup of coffee while reading a newspaper but rather a quick on the go type of thing. They ask for your name to put it on the cup and call it out when your order is ready. I guess it makes the experience more personal and the customer feels more important if their name is called out instead of a number

  • @murf6997
    @murf6997 2 года назад +586

    I’m a cop in a city with lots of riots. My Starbucks gave all of us and 100 national guard troops the drink of our choice during the Floyd riots.

    • @Steve_P_B
      @Steve_P_B 2 года назад +52

      That should be the least any business in the area should do for you guys. You are doing a damned hard job in extremely difficult circumstances. The appreciation for what you guys do and what you go through to take care of us is more than anybody can put into words

    • @mccormickracer14
      @mccormickracer14 2 года назад +32

      Also a cop Starbucks gave us jack

    • @murf6997
      @murf6997 2 года назад +31

      @@mccormickracer14 So you're saying that humans work there and some are great and some are A-holes? That was my point and I wanted to give the good ones some recognition.

    • @wiccanen
      @wiccanen 2 года назад

      so you got free drinks for doing jack shit?? must be so profitable to be a cop in the states now a days with all that corruption...

    • @briangibbs4735
      @briangibbs4735 2 года назад +15

      they like the protection, how are they going to buy recreational marijuana if the store is burnt to the ground,? duh.

  • @joesmith-t2z
    @joesmith-t2z 4 месяца назад +220

    Yep, I believe in the US constitution, black coffee, and decent manners

    • @KathleenHolland-nk8nk
      @KathleenHolland-nk8nk 4 месяца назад +7

      Same, but I drink my coffee with cream and sugar.

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 4 месяца назад +1

      Well I've got to have cream in my coffee, but I agree with you on the other two.

    • @KathleenHolland-nk8nk
      @KathleenHolland-nk8nk 4 месяца назад

      @@Lavenderrose73 Me too!

    • @damiansanchez4881
      @damiansanchez4881 4 месяца назад

      a conservative will also pray for you if you're going thru hard times.Regardless if you hate them or not.And will not confront you if their is a disagreement not behind your back or over the top.Yes I drink black coffee.Opa.

    • @PZier
      @PZier 4 месяца назад

      Then you are racist😋 for the liberals​@@KathleenHolland-nk8nk

  • @YoungGandalf2325
    @YoungGandalf2325 2 года назад +1727

    Black Coffee Matters

  • @Agooo13431
    @Agooo13431 2 года назад +1823

    The actress doing this sketch is way better and funnier than anyone they now have at SNL

    • @chesterince1514
      @chesterince1514 Год назад +20

      WHY RUclips doesn't have LOVE symbols for these comments?

    • @zhivix8263
      @zhivix8263 Год назад

      @@chesterince1514heil

    • @prestonlindbeck1197
      @prestonlindbeck1197 Год назад +41

      Agreed. Everything Babylon Bee does is way funnier than any of the leftist trash SNL produces.

    • @SenileOtaku
      @SenileOtaku Год назад +31

      Wouldn't take much. SNL hasn't been funny since the 80's.

    • @1baby12bear
      @1baby12bear Год назад +15

      Is SNL still on TV?

  • @antoniouss
    @antoniouss Год назад +427

    Now, I work at Starbucks and I might lose my job. I may have read it wrong, but apparently they monitor our social medias. If we don't "adhere to the ethics of the Starbucks Brand" we are subject to removal. So even if we express our own views outside of work online, we can get fired. It's goofy ahh.
    edit: i got fired 2 days ago

    • @boomct8569
      @boomct8569 Год назад

      Congratulations. I sincerely mean that. Your firing has GOT to be a badge of honour. 😊

    • @fredweber6585
      @fredweber6585 Год назад +56

      You are a Better person for that lousy experience

    • @able34bravo37
      @able34bravo37 Год назад +47

      You shouldn't have too much trouble finding something better.

    • @cosmin6686
      @cosmin6686 Год назад +33

      No worries , good thing is you didn't waste too much of your time working there ! You'll find a better job quick, just walk into the next coffee shop non Starbucks .

    • @TheEpictrooper
      @TheEpictrooper Год назад +14

      That's why I keep my account private. Haha

  • @christineshotton824
    @christineshotton824 Год назад +554

    Two other warning signs::
    They speak English correctly;
    They do not stink of patchouli oil, body odor, and stale marijuana.

    • @memphisdaniels3218
      @memphisdaniels3218 4 месяца назад +16

      I am a conservative and marijuana is my scent

    • @jasonborne5724
      @jasonborne5724 4 месяца назад +7

      @@memphisdaniels3218no problem with that. I’m guessing that if you’re conservative then you partake in personal hygiene…

    • @fabiosplendido9536
      @fabiosplendido9536 4 месяца назад +5

      What's patchouli oil?

    • @uzoegbeogu9617
      @uzoegbeogu9617 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @memphisdaniels3218
      @memphisdaniels3218 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jasonborne5724 🤣 yeah and pay for it myself

  • @jimpatterson3286
    @jimpatterson3286 2 года назад +2304

    I can honestly say that I have never been inside a Starbucks.

    • @joesmith6199
      @joesmith6199 2 года назад +15

      They make good strong coffee , but the ambiance is a littel bit fern-bar for my taste.

    • @ccasan3
      @ccasan3 2 года назад +89

      @@joesmith6199 they make horribly sweetened burnt coffee

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 2 года назад

      Wtf Jim?
      You're clearly a white male, poor, scared of women, blue collar, conservative racist, and I could actually say this seriously and it would be OK.
      Black privilege...

    • @FragmentedWorld
      @FragmentedWorld 2 года назад +42

      Me too. Saved so much money.

    • @ellgro
      @ellgro 2 года назад +26

      Good Jim, it's very conservative to go INSIDE a starbucks and totally ignore all of the covid-19 guidelines set by the CDC. I either order my starbucks to be delivered to my door or if it's an emergency I will go to the drive-thru, but only if I confirm before hand the barista is fully vaccinated and are double masked, like myself. 😷 keep fighting the good fight comrade Jim 👍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

  • @renenadeau323
    @renenadeau323 2 года назад +348

    The barista has taken a job to help pay off his own student loan. Definitely a conservative.

    • @smokayman
      @smokayman 2 года назад +3

      I wish this was satire, but these days the liberals would probably think this content falls short of their true beliefs.

    • @bunnieskitties293
      @bunnieskitties293 2 года назад

      Why would you ever pay off a student loan thats like, entrapment or something. The government should pay for my education because Im a citizen, also being a citizen doesnt matter and everyone should get access to our generous safety nets so we dont let any desperate poor brown people go without education and health care.

    • @donaldoehl7690
      @donaldoehl7690 2 года назад +2

      Second job probably.

  • @nomadkeller8612
    @nomadkeller8612 Год назад +53

    I can tell my Barista is CONSERVATIVE when he/she/they give me back CORRECT change!

    • @duck_entertainment
      @duck_entertainment 4 месяца назад +1

      How Defaq we still have issues with that it’s literally on the screen

  • @verarivadeneira5275
    @verarivadeneira5275 Год назад +54

    They wear proudly a wedding ring and have French manicured nails. They look healthy and not overweight. Their smile is genuine not fake! their hair is clean freshly washed and styled.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 4 месяца назад +4

      What do manicured nails have to do with being a conservative? My plumber doesn't have manicured nails, and he has a Trump sticker on his truck. I know lots of overweight conservative men and women.

    • @luismg2130
      @luismg2130 4 месяца назад

      @@justforever96 You're right, but the ring? Eewww, totally patriarchal, makes me wanna riot.

  • @MtuckerGoBlue
    @MtuckerGoBlue 2 года назад +457

    Used to go the Starbucks in my community and the barista was clearly a conservative. She was wonderful and always remembered your name. But, one day she told me she would not be there any more because she was "found out" and, this kept her from being a "part of the team", so she was let go. This skit is funny, but unfortunately, is too true. Needless to say, I don't do the Starbucks thing anymore. Keep up the good work Babylon.

    • @janderson117
      @janderson117 Год назад +33

      I more or less got bullied out of Starbucks for not being liberal. I won't go into details but there was definitely an intense double standard at work regarding religion, sexuality, and politics that limited what I was allowed to say and do but not others. I got so disgusted and tired of being bullied I quit without notice, something I don't normally do

    • @loyevangelists
      @loyevangelists Год назад

      @@janderson117I'm sorry that that happened to you. Hopefully you have found something better for yourself. The hypocrisy of the woke liberal leftists on full display at Starbucks. They are so blind that they can't see their own hypocrisy

    • @devilkitty6725
      @devilkitty6725 Год назад +19

      Their coffee is shit, why would you go in the first place? Always go to a local shop, not a corporate monolith.

    • @jonpenton1998
      @jonpenton1998 Год назад +5

      I worked there for 5 years. Moved on to a better job in 2017, and I’ve been there as a customer maybe 5 times total. Don’t miss it one bit.

    • @seanb6478
      @seanb6478 Год назад

      @@janderson117 I'm a heterosexual white christian patriotic American male so needless to say left-winged hate can smell me from miles away.

  • @trevorballard3417
    @trevorballard3417 Год назад +582

    If they say Sir and Ma'am. Are polite and attentive, and they actually make your order promptly and correctly. Also, they don't try make you feel guilty for making them work. Boy howdy, I miss Eugene Oregon. Customer service is on a whole other level there. No matter what I would do they all knew how to make me feel like I shouldn't be there. Once, this waitress could barely take our orders because she needed to inform us that she had a Masters in something so she shouldn't be there. Really made the dining experience memorable.

    • @Wa3ypx
      @Wa3ypx Год назад +14

      And...... I like how you used the term "waitress". Maybe you shouldve asked for proper pronouns! Bwahahahahahahaha

    • @vxy357
      @vxy357 Год назад

      if she had a 'Masters" it was probably in gender studies or women studies.

    • @tgrey4827
      @tgrey4827 Год назад +11

      Oh my stars. I really wouldn't know what to say. I'm from one of the most progressive cesspit cities where this tour of behavior is basically the norm but that's a whole other level truly

    • @jimmycricket5366
      @jimmycricket5366 Год назад +20

      Fancy degrees are frankly making people less employable, and I'm serious.

    • @thebarbecutioner6977
      @thebarbecutioner6977 Год назад +5

      Ah, yes. The people's republic of Eugene. When I was a kid it was a nice college town. My brother lives there and that makes me sad. Very unfriendly town generally but still some good places to go. There is a 50's/60's theme diner, with great service and food. Wish I could remember the name.

  • @777overjoy777
    @777overjoy777 2 года назад +453

    A conservative will answer a question that is not on the menu like It’s cold today isn’t it? If they say yes they are definitely conservative. A safe person would say “how can I help you?” And ignore the question.

    • @mightbefire
      @mightbefire 2 года назад +32

      "How can I help you?!!" Do I look like I need help?? Are you some sort of ableist? Did you mean "How may I serve you?"
      You're suspect.

    • @Golfnut_2099
      @Golfnut_2099 2 года назад +14

      @@mightbefire "How may I serve you?" Medium Rare is generally a safe option.

    • @CentralPlainsEnt
      @CentralPlainsEnt 2 года назад +2

      Hahaha, I see what you're doing here! Only a conservative would ask a question like it's cold today. The woke people would have climate change worked into that question and never mention hot or cold. You're just trying to out the conservative that's slipped in the Starbucks to buy coffee because there's no place else within miles to get the s***.

    • @KipdoesStuff
      @KipdoesStuff 2 года назад +4

      I notice this with a lot of service industry workers. If they can't leave the script for a second and be sociable I get in a different line.

    • @cosmictreason2242
      @cosmictreason2242 2 года назад +5

      Bruh I would deadpan all the time cause I was in a toxic workplace. It could be a sign depending on what you ask. But if you say “happy pride!” And they say “how can I help?” Then that’s a giveaway that they’re not woke

  • @kevinskoien6165
    @kevinskoien6165 4 месяца назад +137

    They don't call you a murderer when you order a non-vegan egg, bacon and Gouda cheese breakfast sandwich.

    • @Yay-hovah
      @Yay-hovah 4 месяца назад +4

      I just tell them that it’s ok because the animal was a fetus.

    • @bluesbrother2383
      @bluesbrother2383 4 месяца назад

      No conservative keeps their beliefs to themselves ever lol

    • @tstahler5420
      @tstahler5420 3 месяца назад +1

      It's suspicious that you even know what that is. 😂

    • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
      @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo 3 месяца назад

      That’s a vegan teacher, not a liberal

    • @Yay-hovah
      @Yay-hovah 3 месяца назад

      @@bluesbrother2383 Leave the Jehovah Witnesses out of this. 😆

  • @mikerilling6515
    @mikerilling6515 Год назад +434

    If they show up on time for their shift ….. definitely CONSERVATIVE

    • @phillipsmiley5930
      @phillipsmiley5930 Год назад +8

      For them to know that theres such a thing as a shift, cover blown

    • @mikerilling6515
      @mikerilling6515 Год назад +4

      @@phillipsmiley5930 “ OMG y’all …. I can’t do this 3 days in a row … I’m a famous instagram model “ 😂

    • @MusicalBotany
      @MusicalBotany Год назад +1

      ...or not. 😆 I'm one of those people who is reliably two minutes late. But you can always count on me to show up and work hard!

    • @nathanieldavis1671
      @nathanieldavis1671 Год назад +4

      On time or early by a couple of minutes

    • @ernestthebo5441
      @ernestthebo5441 Год назад +4

      @@nathanieldavis1671 On my first day on active duty in the Air Force (46 years ago) I was told, "If you can't be on time, at least be early!"

  • @jmoto1963
    @jmoto1963 2 года назад +589

    Can we just appreciate the acting this girl is capable of? I mean she’s totally selling it and I’m impressed.

    • @03flhtcui
      @03flhtcui 2 года назад +13

      So true. She is my favorite Babylon Bee actor!

    • @zanedavid1
      @zanedavid1 Год назад +4

      @@03flhtcui ...Mine as well...

    • @WalterHildahl
      @WalterHildahl Год назад

      I totallt wanted to mis-gender her ! lol

    • @MrOgrrre
      @MrOgrrre Год назад

      @@ps5801 are you some kind of biologist, or something? /sarc

  • @jaybee9269
    @jaybee9269 2 года назад +886

    I thought this was a satire channel. This was documentary.

    • @AnaIvanovic4ever
      @AnaIvanovic4ever 2 года назад +6

      Such an original comment! Never seen it before on any right-wing satirw channel.

    • @jake6317
      @jake6317 2 года назад +23

      @@AnaIvanovic4ever sounds like cope to me

    • @JessiBear
      @JessiBear 2 года назад +20

      A more authoritative source than CNN😉

    • @SKYCHICK__
      @SKYCHICK__ 2 года назад +9

      That's exactly what I thought. I listened to it like, "Yep, that's a fact." And, "100% true." SOOOOO.... Not sure what is funny about these all important facts. 🤔

    • @antiiconoclast7834
      @antiiconoclast7834 2 года назад

      Jay Bee, that is what I was thinking 😆 A perfect depiction of a libtard if ever there were!!!

  • @scratchdog2216
    @scratchdog2216 4 месяца назад +302

    A conservative working at Starbucks is an oxymoron.

    • @mariuszmoraw3571
      @mariuszmoraw3571 4 месяца назад +18

      Oh you be suprised...

    • @marktwain2053
      @marktwain2053 4 месяца назад

      Or, just working WITH a bunch of morons.

    • @bigbrointhesky
      @bigbrointhesky 4 месяца назад +7

      I'd say right around 50% of them are.

    • @gbsailing9436
      @gbsailing9436 4 месяца назад

      Or a normal moron, I mean who in their right mind wants to work at Starbucks FFS ?!?!?!!?

    • @EastCoastButtSlasher
      @EastCoastButtSlasher 4 месяца назад +2

      True, I would sell my kidneys first if they’re any good still

  • @whattheegad
    @whattheegad Год назад +430

    No joke, I had a co-worker who once whispered, "I think he's a conservative!" in private to me one day, referencing a new hire who was just your average old white guy. She seemed legitimately terrified and I had to stifle a laugh when she said it.

    • @sleepy_koko
      @sleepy_koko Год назад

      Being conservative now feels like some sort of undercover spy mission

    • @TheBergmark
      @TheBergmark Год назад +64

      You should have answered "yeah, he seems to be a great guy!"

    • @stefrzchicago
      @stefrzchicago Год назад

      You should have responded to the idiot. Why do they get to be discriminatory. Politics doesn't have its place in the workplace.

    • @grannymac3929
      @grannymac3929 Год назад +39

      My old white husband was fired from his job for saying, "Oh, it sounds like a bunch of cackling hens in that room." A young "female" if anyone knows what that is claimed she was frightened by his words. Of course, she still works at the establishment.

    • @timbliss9587
      @timbliss9587 4 месяца назад +2

      You should have laughed!

  • @derpityderp-derp4007
    @derpityderp-derp4007 Год назад +110

    If they open the door for others. Definitely a fascist.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 4 месяца назад

      That's not even a joke. That reeks of conservative values, obsolete colonialist ideas about "decency" and "chivalry", you might as well work out or use clean language. All fascist dog whistles.

  • @sheenasilva9591
    @sheenasilva9591 2 года назад +111

    I'm old enough to remember when I worked at Starbucks we weren't allowed any visible tattoos, piercings, or unnatural hair color. How the times have changed...

    • @MorphicStates
      @MorphicStates 2 года назад +20

      Up until around 2010 the only place I every saw tats, piercings, and unnatural hair colors in a place of business were tattoo parlors and smoke shops. Times have certainly changed.

    • @Hopeapotheke
      @Hopeapotheke 2 года назад +12

      Remember when it was normal that you weren't allowed to have any of that at pretty much any job? If you did, you covered them up.

    • @sheenasilva9591
      @sheenasilva9591 2 года назад +6

      @Lovetocreate yup, I had piercings when I worked at Starbucks across my collar bones and I wore polos/dress shirt and a black tie. I got compliments everyday from customers loving the elevated look lol, they just thought I looked nice. Its possible to be alternative and still sophisticated but nowadays they all look unwashed and insane lol.

    • @Empathy4Animals411
      @Empathy4Animals411 2 года назад +9

      Colored blue or green hair used to actually be cool and unique, like an artistic expression in certain music genres. Now it's part of the uniform for the ugly and insane. So Orwellian.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Год назад +1

      @@Empathy4Animals411 This, it's genuinely sad that something different gets co opted into a hive mind.

  • @danielcooke9974
    @danielcooke9974 4 месяца назад +122

    They don't spend longer asking your pronouns than making your coffee.

    • @boedilllard5952
      @boedilllard5952 4 месяца назад +3

      They aren't going on a break or coming back from a break when you get to the head of the line.

    • @duck_entertainment
      @duck_entertainment 4 месяца назад

      Tbh I get paid hourly so imma start asking bogus questions now 😂

    • @mendodsoregonbackroads6632
      @mendodsoregonbackroads6632 4 месяца назад

      I still don’t understand why anyone would ask for your pronouns. I know it’s kind of a thing with a few people but it just doesn’t make any sense.

    • @punishanpika
      @punishanpika 4 месяца назад

      Why would they need to use anything other than "you"?
      And pointing if you go with a "friend."

    • @bluesbrother2383
      @bluesbrother2383 4 месяца назад

      They love to pretend, let them think they're better than everyone else and are low-key with their beliefs 😂​@@mendodsoregonbackroads6632

  • @leftyzappa
    @leftyzappa 2 года назад +414

    I worked at a Starbucks in between real jobs when I was laid off from AT&T in 1998 for about...two weeks. In that time, the manager called me to the back room to tell me that I cannot say "God bless you" to customers because it is "offensive". That was back when the only platform they ran on was "tolerance". Things have *progressed* since then.

    • @leftyzappa
      @leftyzappa 2 года назад

      @Josef Smonkin Right? hahaha It's simple. They only hate Christians. If they came out and said that though...

    • @leftyzappa
      @leftyzappa 2 года назад +38

      @Shawn Seymour That reality is you are arrogant and have a chip on your shoulder.
      There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know if he believes in anything or not.

    • @LavenderBlue-g1j
      @LavenderBlue-g1j 2 года назад +35

      @Shawn Seymour feel sorry for you.. You can't be gracious and take a sincere well wishing..How do you respond to Have a Great Day? Bah, humbug!

    • @whiskybooze
      @whiskybooze 2 года назад +3

      If you're working 40+hours a week and getting a paycheck than you have a real job.

    • @alphamale1717
      @alphamale1717 2 года назад +6

      I would have took off my smock handed it to them and said "I Quit!"

  • @Kyle-sr6jm
    @Kyle-sr6jm 2 года назад +746

    One question: Did your actress recover?
    I have heard that actors sometimes have difficulty regaining full cognitive function after supressing thought processes enough to pull off a successful Liberal performance.

    • @Jolly_Rodger
      @Jolly_Rodger 2 года назад +28

      Most of them never recover.

    • @jack_d_ripper
      @jack_d_ripper 2 года назад +11

      @@Jolly_Rodger 😥

    • @DavidMcCoyII
      @DavidMcCoyII 2 года назад +1

      @@danryan4001 the PTSD and indoctrination is equal to or greater than the Marines. In severity,not quality.

    • @lekmirn.hintern8132
      @lekmirn.hintern8132 2 года назад +1

      "Liberalism" is the 18th-century philosophy of individual rights that is the foundation of the American system. It is not by accident that authoritarian leftist types call themselves "liberal" -- nor it is by accident that wolves put on sheep's clothing.
      The connotations of the word "liberal" will always be benign: "a liberal spender", "liberal-minded", etc. That's why Leftists use the word. And when you use the word "liberal" to describe rancid petty totalitarians, you are doing exactly what they want. They are peddling their poison to fools who don't know enough to question.
      Please, please, stop helping them.

    • @JWS-xn8ye
      @JWS-xn8ye 2 года назад +1

      You never go full libtard

  • @MikeyDog
    @MikeyDog 2 года назад +505

    I'll have to take your word for this. I've never been to a Starbucks.

    • @coldmoonlight6361
      @coldmoonlight6361 2 года назад +20

      Stay strong my brother 🤘

    • @nunnabeeswax2397
      @nunnabeeswax2397 2 года назад +2

      Your better off for it.

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 2 года назад +9

      Agreed.

    • @michaeljohn9263
      @michaeljohn9263 2 года назад +11

      I think I've gone a total of 5 times and that's it. I hate the employees there. I hate the customers there. Plus their $8 coffee is complete garbage!

    • @davideskerlot2945
      @davideskerlot2945 2 года назад +15

      Starbucks is a liberal beehive. 😂

  • @GentleRain21
    @GentleRain21 4 месяца назад +77

    They don't spit in drinks ordered by cops and write "pig" as the name. Probaby fireable offenses.

    • @thomasgladwin2975
      @thomasgladwin2975 4 месяца назад

      That’s what you get for being a pig

    • @canadasyrup2125
      @canadasyrup2125 4 месяца назад

      Yo, has anyone actually done that?

    • @GentleRain21
      @GentleRain21 3 месяца назад +1

      @@canadasyrup2125 If anything we read/hear on the internet is true, then yes, it's happened many times at Starbucks. They also have asked police to leave so their delicate flower customers aren't frightened or offended.

    • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
      @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo 3 месяца назад

      Instead they do that to queer people or people who they disagree with

  • @BlLL_LUMBERGH
    @BlLL_LUMBERGH 2 года назад +165

    I worked at a Whole Foods (yeah, my bad) one Summer in College. I got in trouble because multiple customers complained to the manager that I was saying things like "You're welcome ma'am" and "Yes, sir". This was back in 2012 lol.

    • @SoccerSounder
      @SoccerSounder 2 года назад +4

      that's not a liberal vs conservative thing? it's a regionalism, some places it's polite, while in other places it's considered rude

    • @SoccerSounder
      @SoccerSounder 2 года назад +1

      @revilo178 the pacific northwest, or at least the part of it i'm in, idk if it's all which considers it rude

    • @Empathy4Animals411
      @Empathy4Animals411 2 года назад

      Was it because you were assuming genders? That's like a federal crime now.

    • @donaldoehl7690
      @donaldoehl7690 Год назад +19

      My friend, a conservative black man, was berated by his in laws for teaching his kids manners. They said he was teaching them "to act like little whyte kids". True story.

    • @BlLL_LUMBERGH
      @BlLL_LUMBERGH Год назад +6

      @@SoccerSounder If that's the case, there are two regions. Within 3 miles of a liberal arts college campus, and anywhere else.

  • @stevejones8660
    @stevejones8660 2 года назад +162

    If they don’t ask you to “round up the purchase to help pay for the local Needles For Junkies program.”.

    • @Summer-uq1vr
      @Summer-uq1vr 2 года назад +2

      Is this a joke abt harm reduction or smth? It reads like a refrence

    • @HenshinFanatic
      @HenshinFanatic 2 года назад

      @@Summer-uq1vr about "safe" injection sites (SIS), a.k.a subsidizing illicit drug use while providing exactly 0 mechanisms to tangibly improve the life of addicts and often allowing them to kill themselves faster since such addicts will not take drugs only while in the SIS and will often get so drugged up in their pub-crawl-esque trips that they develop a sudden case of unalive.

    • @Bluepaintrider
      @Bluepaintrider 2 года назад

      👏👏👏

  • @timothytooth4073
    @timothytooth4073 2 года назад +194

    1. They take your order without rolling their eyes, talking to their friends, or avoiding eye contact and pretend they are doing something else for 5 minutes.
    2. They look like they got more than a couple hours of sleep the night before.
    3. They showed up to work on time.
    4. They get your order right.
    5. They dont act like your a burden.
    6. They dont have their pronouns on their name tags.
    7. They dont have BLM written on the chalk boards next to the specials.
    8. They arent drawing rainbows on the cups next to your name.
    9. They are polite and say thank you and or have a nice day when handing you your order.

    • @johnnysstonedbetamale1346
      @johnnysstonedbetamale1346 2 года назад +2

      Exactly, only conservatives are capable of being decent people. No one else is capable of these things. We ought to force non-conservatives out of our country. Any signs of liberal behavior and beliefs will be severely punished, for the sake of keeping America righteous and conservative.

    • @timothytooth4073
      @timothytooth4073 2 года назад

      @@johnnysstonedbetamale1346 No instead lets all be liberal just for giggles and ruin our culture and our life. Lets have open relationships, sex with everyone, spread monkey pox, abort as many babies as possible, change our genders back and forth constantly to show how empowered we are, be victims of everything and only blame white people especially white hetero men. Lets smash people in the back of the head if they dont agree with us, and never be able to logically discuss our reasoning without throwing a temper tantrum. Lets support the nazis in the Ukraine. Lets just kill Trump because hes Trump and the media has been saying he is bad for 5 years. Lets always believe the ends justify the means. Lets censor the right in the name of racism and freedom. Lets cover up how bad the c19 vax is. Lets deplatform the inventor of mrna vaccines. Lets censor Biden's laptop and his daughters diary. Lets politically imprison those that went to Jan 6th while releasing murderers in the blue states. Lets let blacks kill blacks and if anyone says its wrong lets call them racist. Lets just call people racist who disagree with us and never debate the issues. Etc Etc etc. We will all love being lefties.

    • @biggerock
      @biggerock 2 года назад +8

      You forgot to add that they know how to make change when handed real, actual money

    • @rhpicayune
      @rhpicayune 2 года назад +4

      @@johnnysstonedbetamale1346 Real question-I don’t see any thumbs up on your comment, but how many thumbs down do you have?
      Thanks ! 😃

    • @johnnysstonedbetamale1346
      @johnnysstonedbetamale1346 2 года назад +2

      @@rhpicayune unfortunately I don't know. But I'd be proud if my dislikes on my comment was in the double digits. And I'd be honored if on the entirety of RUclips my total dislikes was in the triple digits.

  • @suzanneroberge494
    @suzanneroberge494 4 месяца назад +45

    Painfully realistic today. So sad. And disturbing.

    • @susanrebizant4567
      @susanrebizant4567 4 месяца назад

      I agree and yes it is a sad comment on society today.

    • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
      @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo 3 месяца назад

      What’s worse is the actual bad stuff happening, like wars and project 2025

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 2 года назад +220

    I actually had this experience once. This hipster barista whom I had seen five mornings a week for about a year, and whom I'd assumed to be as liberal as almost everyone else in my limo-lib, CDC-adjacent neighborhood, decried some development in the store as amounting to "socialism." I was surprised, not only by his apparent conservatism but by his accurate assumption of my conservatism, which I had thought I hid pretty well.

    • @robwilde855
      @robwilde855 2 года назад

      It's a shame you have to hide it. Not good for your soul, as it were. Also of course other intelligent people out there will be feeling more outnumbered than they need to, believing you to be a modern liberal.

    • @aubreezily13
      @aubreezily13 2 года назад +22

      I was picking up a latte for my co-worker two days before the 4th of the July. After I received it, I smiled at the barista and wished them a happy 4th of July weekend. Immediately, they looked shocked and did not say anything. As I was walking away, I heard them whispering to their coworker behind me 🙄

    • @hiimjustin8826
      @hiimjustin8826 Год назад +4

      This is how my gay friends describe finding out someone they know is also gay

    • @rolnthunder6737
      @rolnthunder6737 Год назад +2

      Some of us have very well honed con-dar😂

    • @able34bravo37
      @able34bravo37 Год назад

      They are really good at figuring it out.
      Honed from years of conservative witch hunting.

  • @michaelmcfeely6588
    @michaelmcfeely6588 2 года назад +142

    I make purchase decisions based on which company makes the fewest social and political statements. I want these companies to focus on good products and services at a good price. Forget the rest.

    • @stevegraham2535
      @stevegraham2535 2 года назад +3

      Good luck

    • @abbybrunet
      @abbybrunet 2 года назад +5

      Starbucks was on the defund the police train.

    • @dotar9586
      @dotar9586 2 года назад +5

      That is the actual definition of Fascist! Or something.

    • @J0krswy1d
      @J0krswy1d 2 года назад +2

      Best way to do it. With your wallet.

  • @tpsooner7816
    @tpsooner7816 4 месяца назад +48

    When they say, “ Have a blessed day. Who DOES that?”

    • @commonsense126
      @commonsense126 4 месяца назад +2

      Everyone in the south.

    • @robinharwood5044
      @robinharwood5044 4 месяца назад

      No, that’s just a sign of being an American religious loony. Conservatives in the real world think that’s weird.

    • @Yay-hovah
      @Yay-hovah 3 месяца назад

      @@commonsense126 Yep, even the strippers. Lol

  • @briansmith5391
    @briansmith5391 2 года назад +66

    Just to let everyone know in the comments, I work in a gas station/Coffee Shop in an Area that's surrounded by Liberals, far left wing, Antifa, and BLm. Im proud being a Catholic Conservative. Trust me, I've been through many arguments over here, and I don't care what these people think of me.

    • @edg8535
      @edg8535 2 года назад +1

      Are you packing?

    • @fpvlife7799
      @fpvlife7799 2 года назад +1

      well, don't mind them. those people don't think. You would have better luck talking to a rock.

    • @rodiusmaximus
      @rodiusmaximus 2 года назад

      I only recently discovered my coworkers are anti-Trump. I was horrified that I have been working with brainwashed, possibly delusional people.

    • @fpvlife7799
      @fpvlife7799 2 года назад +1

      @@rodiusmaximus just calling them stupid is enough. Doubt they can understand anything else.

    • @svensweden
      @svensweden 2 года назад

      Based

  • @treyhelms5282
    @treyhelms5282 2 года назад +346

    Warning sign: If your barista’s arms aren’t completely covered in tattoos. Some conservative’s arms are covered in tattoos, but if they aren’t, you know they are conservative.

    • @ryanb8736
      @ryanb8736 2 года назад

      @@WingedSumac I want to identify as a race car. Well on Twitter and Reddit I do. “Race car, ready to run over people”!

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE 2 года назад +6

      Not a barista but I have several visible tattoos. Definitely not a lefty 😂

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE 2 года назад +10

      @cindybin2001 Well that's your opinion. Lost many family members and that's a reminder to me of their role in my life. I work in corporate. Doubt I'd ever come to you for a job. 🤣🤣

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE 2 года назад +4

      Plus doesn't your good book tell about not judging, only God can judge? Rhetorical question, it does, KJV version is sitting on my shelf.

    • @Mishn0
      @Mishn0 2 года назад +1

      @@FWDSUXARSE whoosh

  • @AaronBornAgain
    @AaronBornAgain 2 года назад +453

    I actually went to a coffee shop on Christmas and with a huge smile on my face I said “Merry Christmas!”
    The miserable masked barista, with a scowl on her face replies “happy holidays…”
    It’s amazing that just the image of someone being happy and kind, trying to spread joy is pure agony to them. Imagine being that miserable!

    • @CaesarGB
      @CaesarGB 2 года назад +2

      They hate Christ and thus Christmas

    • @user-jj6xp2ln4d
      @user-jj6xp2ln4d 2 года назад +39

      To be fair they’re working on a holiday. I wouldn’t be full of joy working Christmas either.

    • @MomLAU
      @MomLAU 2 года назад +4

      How about "Have a good 'un"? :)

    • @Summer-uq1vr
      @Summer-uq1vr 2 года назад +9

      The emotion was probably nothing to do w you, ur not the centre of everyones universe lol and if your 'being happy and kind, trying to spread joy' was a negative experience for them then who cares. The happy holidays thing is probably company script too lol

    • @kairosquerencia4011
      @kairosquerencia4011 2 года назад +17

      Wasn't at Starbucks but I said "Merry Christmas" and was asked not to as it was religious colonial oppression and was offensive.

  • @Nightwing01010
    @Nightwing01010 Год назад +21

    The sad reality is that there are people out there who are actually like this.

  • @yirmiyahu1397
    @yirmiyahu1397 2 года назад +723

    Lol you guys should make a video where a Rugged Conservative Man is suspicious of the Chick-Fil-A workers being liberal, as he lists all the signs. 😅🐔🐄

    • @BG-mh6pc
      @BG-mh6pc 2 года назад +42

      That would be hilarious 🤣

    • @Fitzgeralduh
      @Fitzgeralduh 2 года назад +10

      😂

    • @IWASRANSOMED
      @IWASRANSOMED 2 года назад +23

      Oh please make it Bee!

    • @baltazarvok2564
      @baltazarvok2564 2 года назад

      Conservative people have no problems with liberals as long as they are served. It is the liberals who have a problem.

    • @zamar2158
      @zamar2158 2 года назад +31

      Chick fil a and their customers wouldn't give a crap about that. Now if the taste is off... beware the hydra.

  • @meganhill2274
    @meganhill2274 Год назад +137

    So I grew up in CA and go to college in ID, but when I was telling some of my usuals where I worked as a barista where I was going to school, they very concernedly informed me to, “be careful! There’s conservatives there!!!” Had to suppress the urge to laugh at that one.

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 Год назад +5

      Well apparently you weren't very careful and those conservatives influenced you.

    • @alejandromaldonado6159
      @alejandromaldonado6159 Год назад +8

      Omg America is doomed. How did we as a people allow the crazy get this far

  • @charlesmoore456
    @charlesmoore456 2 года назад +107

    "They spells name good."
    That one got me.

  • @mikeohagan2206
    @mikeohagan2206 4 месяца назад +73

    anyone who pays ten bucks for a cup of coffee is a complete fool. boycott Starbucks.

    • @Dr.Nagyonfaj
      @Dr.Nagyonfaj 4 месяца назад +4

      You mean 'charbucks"? 🤣Burnt and awful. That's why they need all the other add-ins - to mask the true flavor.

    • @bslturtle
      @bslturtle 4 месяца назад +2

      Is it that much now? Geez

    • @markhagerman3072
      @markhagerman3072 4 месяца назад +1

      Switch from coffee to tea. Coffee symbolizes the proto-revolutionaries who broke away from England; tea symbolizes the true conservatives who governed the mother country, back then.

    • @contumelious-8440
      @contumelious-8440 4 месяца назад

      @@markhagerman3072 No drink symbolizes anything in the USA.
      We don't do that shit, except those with an agenda to push their narrative using a stupid drink to fool people into....wait, why am I telling you this> YOU are the one doing it! You know what you are doing...

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@markhagerman3072 no, that was to get away from the tyranny of England.

  • @pennychenery7456
    @pennychenery7456 Год назад +62

    "They spell names correctly. This is a sure sign of a right-wing, homeschool education." YEP! I was homeschooled, and my mother _insisted_ that I spell things properly.

  • @michaelginnis521
    @michaelginnis521 2 года назад +59

    I once asked for a vanilla latte and they didn't even ask me to apologize to everyone such a classic sign of racism

  • @tubelarr
    @tubelarr 2 года назад +337

    Conservatives should go to Starbucks and speak conservativism to the barista. They should then have their coffee analyzed to see what was put in it and sue Starbucks.

    • @orkhepaj
      @orkhepaj 2 года назад

      you murican should totally do that

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 2 года назад +3

      Not a bad idea, though not sure if effective.

    • @tonynussbaum
      @tonynussbaum 2 года назад

      @@Mate397 Its just a numbers game. Just don't go the route of the hate crime hoaxers and piss in it yourself.

    • @SKYCHICK__
      @SKYCHICK__ 2 года назад +10

      With the right combination of words and reactions, you can sue just about anybody these days. It hurt my feelings! I'm suing!

    • @Makingnewnamesisdumb
      @Makingnewnamesisdumb 2 года назад

      All of the counter space in Starbucks is visible from anywhere in the store. You can see everything they put in there.

  • @pac1fic055
    @pac1fic055 Год назад +12

    Damn. The black coffee one almost had me spilling my black coffee through my nostrils 😂

  • @debrazawlocki3975
    @debrazawlocki3975 Год назад +36

    Mine definitely is conservative! She greets us with a smile and says, "Good morning!" She plays (wait for it...) gospel and soft rock music in the eating area! She requires all the baristas to wear their hair back to keep the tables clean! And, oh, she has 3 highchairs for unaborted children! Gross! And, if you're having a down-n-out day, she says she will "say some prayers" for you!!! And, she respects the old customers! Definitely conservative!!!

  • @sadwingsraging3044
    @sadwingsraging3044 2 года назад +82

    The biggest warning sign of all and 🐝 missed it...
    They are on time getting to work!

    • @coldmoonlight6361
      @coldmoonlight6361 2 года назад +5

      *early

    • @goodcitizen4587
      @goodcitizen4587 2 года назад +12

      Time is such a white supreme construct. Duh!

    • @sadwingsraging3044
      @sadwingsraging3044 2 года назад +2

      @@coldmoonlight6361 Early?!!? Only a serf gives more time to their company!🤣

    • @Steve_P_B
      @Steve_P_B 2 года назад +2

      Or worse, showing up early enough to ensure that they are in location and ready to start before their shift officially begins.

  • @JR-tt5oo
    @JR-tt5oo 2 года назад +68

    Others signs that anyone might be a conservative in a service industry job is "Work Ethic" , "Actually taking care of a customer" , "Not sparying anarchy symbols on buildings during their off time while screaming for more state oppression" , and "not calling for emergency meetings to discuss microaggressions."

    • @rodiusmaximus
      @rodiusmaximus 2 года назад +4

      omg micro aggressions are the stupidest concept ever invented

    • @zoe_dawg
      @zoe_dawg 2 года назад +4

      We had to have a conversation about that once. I got in trouble about a "microaggresion" once. I talked to the person who I must've offended and it turns out I 1:never offended them and 2: some other coworker reported it.

    • @phillipsmiley5930
      @phillipsmiley5930 Год назад +3

      @@rodiusmaximus Starting a sentence with "omg" is a Micro aggression that hurts my feelings.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Год назад +2

      @@zoe_dawg Getting reported by a workplace Stasi member is definitely a badge of success.

    • @MegaMkmiller
      @MegaMkmiller Год назад

      @@zoe_dawg Is knocking the teeth out of one of these fuckers considered a ''microaggression?"

  • @douglasstrother6584
    @douglasstrother6584 4 месяца назад +7

    "We're *so* *tolerant* , we'll kick your ass to prove it!!"

  • @jaylucien669
    @jaylucien669 2 года назад +178

    "They're Fashest." Tell me I'm not the only one who pictured her spelling it that way.

    • @miniwizard
      @miniwizard 2 года назад +10

      Fash, Fasher, Fashest...

    • @solomonar2411
      @solomonar2411 2 года назад +6

      Fashast
      PSA: I miss the grammar nazis.
      They were helping me learn English as a romanian from Romania, they helped me learn how to spell so many words

    • @ElGreco15
      @ElGreco15 2 года назад +7

      @@solomonar2411 Those days are long gone. Now words have no meaning, no correct spelling, or are a gender only one person in the world uses.

    • @nasirkaczka6850
      @nasirkaczka6850 2 года назад +3

      @@solomonar2411 “It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.” -- President Andrew Jackson

    • @wshill2
      @wshill2 2 года назад +5

      I have seen "Notzi" before.

  • @soundbite290
    @soundbite290 Год назад +31

    Not having had multiple abortions, and bragging about it, is another sign of being a conservative.

  • @lolatyou
    @lolatyou 2 года назад +230

    When I order my black coffee and they ask for money I say…
    “Because I’m a man I have to pay? You are enforcing the gender stereotype onto me? You like the patriarchy? The man must pay in your eyes? Is this justice’s to you?”
    I don’t actually say this. I have a job and I can afford coffee and don’t have a mental illness.
    Starbucks is poison.

    • @mzungu4770
      @mzungu4770 2 года назад +8

      Dude, this comment for some reason really tripped my sense of humour and I laughed out loud. I'm still laughing about it. I woke up grumpy and this was the perfect antidote. 👍

    • @treason520
      @treason520 2 года назад

      You're probably one of those evil people who doesn't tip for someone"making" you a black coffee, aren't you?

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 2 года назад +4

      Say it just for the troll value alone.

    • @OvenStudios
      @OvenStudios 2 года назад

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. you're an asshole bro. and u just made my day. you're so correct it's insane

    • @khaelamensha3624
      @khaelamensha3624 2 года назад +4

      A friend of mine once ordered in a fast food à chihuahua cheese and a rat burger. The waitress who was a university student like us asked him to repeat, he did so and we have a good laugh like the guy behind us. 80s were good years...

  • @theredsaint11
    @theredsaint11 Год назад +7

    They smell good? Liked they washed? Conservative

  • @Mate397
    @Mate397 2 года назад +77

    Oh the duality of these videos. On one hand you laugh your ass off how bonkers the things are in it, but then on the other it hits you that such people actually exist in the real world and that causes you some worry.

    • @thesonofdormammu5475
      @thesonofdormammu5475 2 года назад +5

      I did this, I was laughing at first then I realized that there are a bunch of people out there that do this. Especially the "get them fired" part.

    • @dmiller1000
      @dmiller1000 2 года назад +1

      ...a lot of worry.

    • @pcdoctor48
      @pcdoctor48 2 года назад +1

      The jokes are funny because it is true and it is also a bit disconcerting.

    • @mikeg3439
      @mikeg3439 2 года назад

      Yep like 40% of people under the age of 35 in Los Angeles.

  • @christopherjakel1049
    @christopherjakel1049 2 года назад +141

    The biggest give away that the service member might be a conservative:
    THEY HAVE A JOB.
    (And they actually do their job)

    • @ApexImportExport
      @ApexImportExport 2 года назад

      Conservatives are definitely over achievers...

    • @SimpleAntLegion
      @SimpleAntLegion 2 года назад +4

      Wow, someone at RUclips got triggered. It says there is a reply, but it is not there, it must have been a good comment to get shadow banned.

    • @dakota9821
      @dakota9821 2 года назад

      @@SimpleAntLegion You should look up how view/comment consolidation works on sites like youtube.

    • @TheresaPowers
      @TheresaPowers 2 года назад

      and they show up on time. and they don't have tattoos.

  • @Elerad
    @Elerad 2 года назад +53

    At my Starbucks it's probably the one girl there who doesn't wear a She/Her pin or a rainbow pin of any kind. Plus she was the first one to throw her mask in the trash the moment the company mandate vanished.

    • @ijustdocomments6777
      @ijustdocomments6777 2 года назад +4

      Yes definitely. Not believing in virtue signaling is a sure sign.

  • @jakbear
    @jakbear Год назад +32

    To think that a conservative would work at a Starbucks is shocking.

    • @cml2176
      @cml2176 4 месяца назад

      For the baristas in my family, it’s the closest way for my kids to walk to. They do a charity match for a local crisis pregnancy center too. They are favorite baristas. So six of my kids have been baristas. ❤

  • @TheoJay615
    @TheoJay615 2 года назад +58

    I found out my barista was a conservative... I'm so hurt and shook. I literally cried.

  • @Jabberstax
    @Jabberstax 2 года назад +217

    The worst thing about Starbucks is their coffee. I've never understood why people go there.

    • @drahcirnevarc9152
      @drahcirnevarc9152 2 года назад +2

      The gym I use has a Starbucks franchise in the foyer, and the coffee is actually surprisingly palatable.

    • @zoe_dawg
      @zoe_dawg 2 года назад +22

      Wait you mean the overpriced cup of cream with a few teaspoons of coffee and a pound of caramel drizzle?

    • @jonbanks653
      @jonbanks653 2 года назад +15

      @@drahcirnevarc9152 Actually Mc Donalds makes much tastier coffee

    • @maidenminnesota1
      @maidenminnesota1 2 года назад

      I agree. The only place worse is Dunn Bros. where they burn your coffee for you.

    • @cybersal7
      @cybersal7 2 года назад +5

      Often a whole day’s worth of calories in one cup. Over that if you add a muffin.

  • @bunnygirl2448
    @bunnygirl2448 2 года назад +39

    Another warning sign is that they don’t talk to you about politics and keep their opinions to themselves

    • @ufoe20011
      @ufoe20011 Год назад

      I will have to disagree with you there.
      I work as a cashier and i have customers specifically come to my store for political and conspiracy discussions.

    • @johnbrobston1334
      @johnbrobston1334 3 месяца назад

      One of the best managers I ever worked with was a Jehovah's Witness. He didn't tell me, another employee thinking she was sharing something juicy told me. So I asked him. He said "Yes, I am. I'll be happy to meet you somewhere outside of work if you want to talk about it, but I'm not going to do that on company time." I wasn't actually particularly interested other than finding out whether the other employee was lying, so that was the end of it.

  • @MerrillsMarauder69
    @MerrillsMarauder69 4 месяца назад +7

    I worked the service industry for many years in a liberal city. I'm very conservative. But everyone just assumed I was liberal. You wouldn't believe the crap they admitted to doing around me, thinking they were in like company. Such as deliberately discriminating and not hiring non liberals at their fancy high rise job, for instance.
    It would have been funny if it weren't so sad

    • @jonputnam7953
      @jonputnam7953 4 месяца назад +2

      When I was working in one of the super liberal cities this happened to me all the time. I got expert level at faking liberal to keep my job and not have my neighbors as enemies.

  • @deebee0225
    @deebee0225 Год назад +9

    If they aren't on their phone and gossiping while on the clock, def a conservative, avoid at all costs.

  • @boejiden1415
    @boejiden1415 2 года назад +154

    The one time I was in a Starbucks in my life I ordered a black coffee they looked at me like I was a space alien and said “you don’t want anything in it” i said “no” I got my coffee never went back strange place and it was way to expensive for some average ass coffee

    • @jrgilby
      @jrgilby 2 года назад +20

      My other irk: "Do you want a shot of flavor in your black coffee?"
      Me: It already has a flavor.

    • @ryanb8736
      @ryanb8736 2 года назад +40

      I always order my coffee large black and they ask me if I want a shot in it. I tell them that is a bit racist. The dirty look I get is priceless!

    • @ryanb8736
      @ryanb8736 2 года назад +2

      @@jrgilby Haha. I just said that. 👍🤣

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 2 года назад +2

      @@jrgilby seriously, if it had "shot of flavor" in it, it wouldn't be black coffee.

    • @redwings19798
      @redwings19798 2 года назад +25

      The coffee is bitter, burnt, and expensive. The only reason that they want to flavor everything is to hide the terrible coffee.

  • @ruukusanla
    @ruukusanla Год назад +100

    As a barista and definitely right of center this is hilarious

    • @LarryjB53
      @LarryjB53 Год назад

      Check out Peets if it's in your neighborhood

  • @MrPGC137
    @MrPGC137 4 месяца назад +25

    The fact that Starbucks is overpriced to oblivion kind of makes the decision for me...

    • @jnywd8450
      @jnywd8450 3 месяца назад +1

      And the fact that the coffee sucks. Tastes like it was boiled overnight.

    • @MrPGC137
      @MrPGC137 3 месяца назад +1

      @@jnywd8450 Yep, pretty much. My late father tried it once, spit it right out again & poured the rest onto the ground. "Sockwater!" he called it & said even the cheap coffee from McDonald's was better. (Another time he said the coffee they had in the Army during WWII was better...)

  • @harrylime8077
    @harrylime8077 Год назад +56

    I have suspicions, recently at a Starbucks I ordered a mocha, the guy working the cash register had a 'red' tie (first clue) then the girl making it asked who it was for and the red tie worker said him (pointing to me, pronoun 'him' pronoun being the second clue). Yes, I believe there are still some sane Starbucks workers but I don't want to blow their cover as it could result in serious consequences!!!

  • @dawnstar12
    @dawnstar12 2 года назад +143

    when she goes love is love and hugs herself its like she is struggling against that straight jacket that they are inevitably going to throw her in for throwing coffee at some random person

    • @robc8593
      @robc8593 2 года назад

      After just telling you to maim the barrister with scalding coffee in their face.. so ironic and typical of the left, 'righteous' (in their eyes) hate doesn't count.

    • @earlsmith7428
      @earlsmith7428 2 года назад +1

      It's endearing.

    • @jameswhitaker1324
      @jameswhitaker1324 2 года назад

      That isn’t inevitable.

  • @omgocd
    @omgocd 2 года назад +49

    If the barista can lift more than 5lbs, definite conservative.

  • @ironwarmonger
    @ironwarmonger 4 месяца назад +5

    The scare part is I use to know a person like this, they cut me out of there life and forced others to do the same. I see seen them at a few local conventions. From now on I will greet them with "Merry Christmas" regardless of the time of the year. 🙂

  • @slowpoke8585
    @slowpoke8585 Год назад +98

    Ha ha. I’m a conservative barista at Starbucks myself!😂 I refused to wear those BLM shirts they handed out and I DO make an effort to spell people’s names right! Trickiest part is working with a trans person who insists I use their pronouns. I just get creative and try to avoid using them at all costs and try to refer to them by name only.😂

    • @TravelT970
      @TravelT970 Год назад

      Just find a better job first, bitch-slap that tranny and walk out.

    • @scottj719
      @scottj719 Год назад +9

      How far do these people want you to take it? Are you supposed to reply "Thank Them very much" ?

    • @aviatinggamer9051
      @aviatinggamer9051 Год назад +19

      My best tactic for avoiding all the pronoun bullshit is to use gender-neutral pronouns. You, your, their, and calling them by name. If they get mad at me then I educate them that they are mad at the English language and they’re going to have to spend a lot of money and time in order to change it.

    • @OilFreeFeathers
      @OilFreeFeathers Год назад +6

      ​@@aviatinggamer9051 Use names, not "their".

    • @aviatinggamer9051
      @aviatinggamer9051 Год назад +5

      @@OilFreeFeathers I will what is grammatically correct at the time. Neither you nor anyone else will compel my speech

  • @Rooster2628
    @Rooster2628 2 года назад +65

    If a police officer walks in to order, they gladly say with a smile, "how may I help you?" and then they might even say, "thank you for your service!"

    • @Summer-uq1vr
      @Summer-uq1vr 2 года назад +2

      Who tf is randomly thanking customers for their service😂😂

    • @KipdoesStuff
      @KipdoesStuff 2 года назад +12

      @@Summer-uq1vr Reading comprehension. POLICE OFFICER

    • @thejuniorseas7683
      @thejuniorseas7683 2 года назад +5

      I used to work at Dunkin Donuts, and we always had cops and firefighters come in. I never said "Thank you for your service", but I did always say "Stay safe" as they left with their drinks and food.

    • @Wa3ypx
      @Wa3ypx Год назад

      Who the hell are you kiddin?

    • @RustedGreatBascinet
      @RustedGreatBascinet Год назад

      @@Wa3ypx A lot of liberals oppose the police force because they believe that there is too much police brutality and that they need to be held back, and some take it to the next level by assuming all police officers are brutal, which is why they'll never have a good attitude around one.

  • @cheynneautumn
    @cheynneautumn 2 года назад +151

    As a freedom-loving and flag waving American conservative, I wouldn't set foot in any Starbucks!! 😝

    • @raymondcarter1137
      @raymondcarter1137 2 года назад +1

      Then drive that ginormus AMERICAN TRUCK into the drive through and order a latte skinny and a overpriced oatmeal cookie.

    • @kerosoldier
      @kerosoldier 2 года назад

      Go to a barnes and noble. Better cafes and calmer atmosphere

    • @Ale-dd3ek
      @Ale-dd3ek 2 года назад

      A good Moka Will work perfectly

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 2 года назад +1

      Tim Horton is the only place when you say Coaffee it Coaffee not this bean or that bean

    • @robertd9850
      @robertd9850 2 года назад

      They sell an excellent burned coffee. At least I think that's what that is.

  • @dougsholly9323
    @dougsholly9323 4 месяца назад +20

    Another example of 'actually not satire' from the Bee.

  • @anastasiagreen
    @anastasiagreen Год назад +115

    as a conservative barista in the christmas season, i’m giving my undercover identity away🤫

  • @NinjaFlibble
    @NinjaFlibble 2 года назад +63

    the "not rolling on the floor screaming like a banshee at the mention of Trump" was a good one 🤣

    • @MrOgrrre
      @MrOgrrre Год назад +1

      As was the assertion that that was what "normal" people do.

  • @cjsa7174
    @cjsa7174 2 года назад +39

    Regular bathing, grooming, lack of BO, having a job in general and being a reliable employee are all warning signs

  • @inkdreaper874
    @inkdreaper874 Год назад +6

    The fact that you have a barista serving you and not home collecting a stimulus check says it all.

  • @jadeddrifter
    @jadeddrifter 2 года назад +36

    I had to watch this one bc I used to be a homeschooled, conservative barista at SBUX working to pay for college. It was a really hard job, but it was also fun and I worked with some great people. I still go back once a year to celebrate even though the culture has declined.

  • @OurHourArize
    @OurHourArize 2 года назад +72

    Whenever I clock someone of an overtly liberal appearance while I'm serving I immediately, without consideration, tell them their order - "oat latte" - to which they always respond with utter amazement, "wow, how did you know?!?!"
    Oh, it's just a sixth sense thing us common sense folk innately possess 😏

  • @Laura-Lee
    @Laura-Lee 2 года назад +31

    Here's one you missed. They apologize if they get your order wrong instead of getting angry because you have "harmed" them by oppressing their right to screw up. #LauraLeeWasHere

  • @The_Literate_Christian
    @The_Literate_Christian Месяц назад +2

    A conservative would never in no circumstances wear that pin 😂

  • @TheFalconsdback
    @TheFalconsdback 2 года назад +54

    As a married, straight, conservative, white, male that worked at Starbucks, I can definitely say that this is entirely true. Thankfully I was in the south so most of the people that came in were normal but a handful (guys[?] with purple hair, facial tattoos, >5 piercings) definitely sent some funny looks my way. I also once got a coworker yelled at through the drive through, though that may have been because I tricked her into telling a customer the spring cups were coming May 32nd…

    • @KipdoesStuff
      @KipdoesStuff 2 года назад +5

      LOL, teasing the younger workers is cruel but fun.

  • @Makai77
    @Makai77 2 года назад +55

    Been happily enjoying my morning coffee at home, using a Mr. Coffee machine (can happily say it’s still “Mr.” Coffee) for my entire adult life. It’s tasty and great for my budget.

    • @Hopeapotheke
      @Hopeapotheke 2 года назад +1

      Don't worry. Mr. Coffee is probably next on the chopping block! 🤣

    • @Nogardthegreat
      @Nogardthegreat 2 года назад

      Mr. Coffee? I think you're a secret Liberal, real men use Black and Decker coffee makers ;-)

    • @Makai77
      @Makai77 2 года назад +1

      @@Nogardthegreat LOL. I'd gladly switch to a Black and Decker coffee maker... where do they sell them? Besides lame Amazon.

    • @Nogardthegreat
      @Nogardthegreat 2 года назад +1

      @@Makai77 LOL I don't know if you have a Kohl's near you, but that's where I got my current one. The last one's heating plate went out after 3 years of 4 pots a day. Not a bad run, hence why I got it again :-)

    • @johnnysstonedbetamale1346
      @johnnysstonedbetamale1346 2 года назад

      I only buy products with "patriot" in its name. Now that's a product that I can trust.

  • @KrinNapal
    @KrinNapal 2 года назад +243

    HA! I was that evil conservative barista. I was even the shift manager. I worked for Starbucks for 7 years. There were two other conservatives I worked with everyone else was extremely liberal. Some of the crazy policies mentioned only happen in select states and locations, like their HQ in Seattle. "Race Together" never happened at my location, but it brought a big laugh and a huge "F**k No!" with all the employees. However, towards the end of my career there they would come out with Promos, Lady Gaga's Pink Lemonade, where money would go to promote "Safe Spaces" and they encourage all the employees to wear colorful Pride clothing. I just stuck with the standard barista black. Just one rainbow pin. How about none. WHAHAHAHA! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @larahaley3832
      @larahaley3832 2 года назад +16

      I'm a barista now, 4 yrs in and I'm Conservative!! I willnot support these ideas that hurt the liberals and they don't know it. IM PROUD STO REPRESENT THE OTHER HALF...

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 2 года назад +21

      There is nothing like seeing your employee areas festooned for Pride Month. Then Memorial thru Independence Day there is one printed page showing the American Flag. That's it. Oh, and its about to be friggin September and the Pride 'Month' stuff is STILL up! 🙄 It's so 'Woke, And In Your Face' I'm starting to develop an allergic reaction to rainbows that don't also feature a dove and an ark.
      I gotta find a new workplace.

    • @vrfvfdcdvgtre2369
      @vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 2 года назад +14

      I wear a small golden cross as a customer, so Starbucks is not a safe space for me. Or Los Angeles. Or New Woke.

    • @KrinNapal
      @KrinNapal 2 года назад +2

      @@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 They definitely don't deserve your money. The employees are fine they are just there to work not be activist for whatever craziness Corporate wants. My last years they started encouraging employees to champion their politics and secular beliefs in Texas. It was sickening. You weren't force, but you definitely felt out of place and you knew what they were doing was wrong. It had to have caused cognitive dissonance with the company for many employees.

    • @ftmhome
      @ftmhome 2 года назад +3

      Starbucks corporate headquarters is located in Seattle, Washington.

  • @johancoetzer2165
    @johancoetzer2165 4 месяца назад +6

    Saying "thank you" gives the game away.