How Poland Accidentally Invaded the Czech Republic

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  4 года назад +3564

    Poland invading the Czech Republic is probably one of the worst mistakes since someone making a RUclips channel where the only theme is "kinda interesting stuff." I mean, that makes it pretty impossible to decide on topics. What kind of idiot would think that was a good idea?
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  • @ryangreenwood433
    @ryangreenwood433 3 года назад +4075

    Poland: accidentally invades Czech Republic
    Germany: see it can happen to anyone

    • @dragonrider4279
      @dragonrider4279 3 года назад +108

      Yes, we just wanted to look at your beatiful borders.
      "But why did you make a secret contract thing with Russia?"
      Just a "coincidence".
      "Sure? They are "coincidentally" waiting/admiring at the east side of Poland?"
      Oh, I didn't knew that. *cough* good *cough*
      (If a Polish guy/girl reads this, have a nice day! And let's all together hate the things that they did. Please have a wonderful day. :D xd
      Oh and let's make fun of Germany because they've managed to build a airport for over 10 years, we are truly stupid. Even we think that it sounds like the worst joke ever. Lol)

    • @ryangreenwood433
      @ryangreenwood433 3 года назад +48

      @@dragonrider4279 *gets blitzkrieged*

    • @urip_zukoharjo
      @urip_zukoharjo 3 года назад +24

      "Yeah that Munich Agreement was kinda accidental so..."

    • @Molunio_BPBM_BOH
      @Molunio_BPBM_BOH 2 года назад +2

      XDD

    • @dreamswaperror1930
      @dreamswaperror1930 2 года назад +8

      Russia: Ikr!
      Ukraine: 💢😃💢

  • @Raren789
    @Raren789 4 года назад +7822

    Am Polish, can confirm - Po is roaming through the nights, we live in a constant fear

    • @Lycz
      @Lycz 4 года назад +409

      Which voivodeship are you from? In Pomerania, we've found out that sacrificing a lamb and placing it's innards in the doorway satisfies the Po-beast urges for turning babies into the sun mischief.

    • @frankkab4632
      @frankkab4632 4 года назад +156

      Yup, Po is in my city every month

    • @knifetheknife
      @knifetheknife 4 года назад +130

      @@Lycz I've heard that in Western-Pomerania they do the same thing except for the heart, they throw it at the western wall of their kitchens

    • @szescians
      @szescians 4 года назад +108

      @@knifetheknife Can not confirm. We live in PIS with PO in Western-Pomerania.

    • @VforArt
      @VforArt 4 года назад +36

      better watch out, New York Times or Deutsche Welle might get on this topic and demand sanctions

  • @rxptar
    @rxptar 4 года назад +2978

    Czech: Hey did you just invaded us?
    Poland: No.
    Czech: OK.

    • @idontgetjokes8093
      @idontgetjokes8093 4 года назад +65

      If you write "did", you can't write in past after that.
      So it should be: "Hey did you just invade us?"

    • @matthew5556
      @matthew5556 4 года назад +30

      @@idontgetjokes8093 Polaków to zawsze tylko obchodzi gramatyka a nie co jest napisane.

    • @ElonMusk-kj7qm
      @ElonMusk-kj7qm 4 года назад +12

      Understandable, have a nice day

    • @siliconsulfide8
      @siliconsulfide8 4 года назад +16

      Poland: Wait! Actually, we did

    • @PSsquadron
      @PSsquadron 4 года назад +2

      @@siliconsulfide8 xd

  • @Inc1neRyu
    @Inc1neRyu 3 года назад +1514

    I have a friend in Sweden who accidently invaded Finland aout 3-4 times over the span of 6 years during military exercise. Each time the Finns found out, and currently he's become a bit of a meme in both his station, and in the station on the other side of the border.

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 2 года назад +20

      Cap

    • @Awpshark0
      @Awpshark0 2 года назад +3

      I’m 69

    • @ankaplanka
      @ankaplanka 2 года назад +55

      Swede here. What an odd way to make history lmao

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 2 года назад +142

      You Know at some Point you'd think he'd figure Out where the Border lies

    • @realdragao6367
      @realdragao6367 2 года назад +1

      He should pee on the border so he can recognize the smell of how close he is to the border

  • @kamilb.3643
    @kamilb.3643 4 года назад +4429

    To make it even funnier: Poland is one of the most catholic countries is Europe, while the Czech Republic among the most atheist ones. So, there were jokes that Poles just had to go for a crusade to take the church back in the right hands :D

    • @beasnoil3139
      @beasnoil3139 4 года назад +92

      W zasadzie to nie do końca, ochrzczonych ludzi jest chyba 92%, w dodatku nie licząc tych kt{rzy oficjalnie wyszli z ko#cioła, przerzucili się na inny odłam, są ateistami, agnistykami, rodzimowiercami, buddystami, taoistami itd. Bo praktykujących katolików jest tylko 39% i uważam że ustalanie czy ktoś jest katolikiem za pomocą tego czy został ochrzczony jest głupie

    • @c.g.5580
      @c.g.5580 4 года назад +4

      ss s huh

    • @beasnoil3139
      @beasnoil3139 4 года назад +8

      @@c.g.5580 You know what i said?

    • @dsokolino
      @dsokolino 4 года назад +26

      @@beasnoil3139 Pochopil jsem myšlenku

    • @urielantoniobarcelosavenda780
      @urielantoniobarcelosavenda780 4 года назад +6

      @@beasnoil3139 did you think the traduction I will make in google once I get to my computer will be accurate?

  • @jaredfrancisaragon2618
    @jaredfrancisaragon2618 4 года назад +3427

    Czech republic: **accidentally gets invaded by Poland**
    Lichtenstein: first time?

    • @meowpoosaymeow
      @meowpoosaymeow 4 года назад +25

      Lmao

    • @bekr3473
      @bekr3473 4 года назад +45

      Thought the same I mean 1 time ok but 5 times

    • @MoraFermi
      @MoraFermi 4 года назад +42

      Well, it's (probably) the first *accidental* time. At least since the Warsaw Pact fell apart. Who knows what happened back then. And let's not talk about 1930s.

    • @tomasbracek
      @tomasbracek 4 года назад +11

      Actually we were invaded by poland several times mostly when building nation and before munich

    • @petarmitkov1056
      @petarmitkov1056 4 года назад +7

      @@MoraFermi they had a dispute about a border town I think in 1919 so yeah they did fight

  • @Partyrockscool
    @Partyrockscool 4 года назад +2627

    When your country is so religious that it invades the Czech Republic for a church.

    • @gembly3237
      @gembly3237 4 года назад +11

      yo stop it man, not cool for czechs

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 4 года назад +57

      As if the Czechs are not religious as well I mean for goodness sake not only did they invent there own religion but also fight off many countries to defend there religion
      No joke look up the hussite wars

    • @Texan.Insomniac
      @Texan.Insomniac 4 года назад +49

      Y'all i think this was a j o k e

    • @freddiepatterson1045
      @freddiepatterson1045 4 года назад +21

      Sounds like a crusade for the holy land to me 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @kacper2294
      @kacper2294 4 года назад +96

      @@Newbmann they aren't religious anymore though, around 70% of Czechia's population is atheist

  • @greenbanana6978
    @greenbanana6978 4 года назад +2802

    Poland: *Has around 2k churhces*
    also Poland: IIII NEEED IT

    • @fr0y505
      @fr0y505 4 года назад +190

      Poland has about 10k or more

    • @inwe4258
      @inwe4258 3 года назад +111

      @@fr0y505 ~11k

    • @Batmax192
      @Batmax192 3 года назад +125

      I've checked that, about 11k catholic, many more in other denominations

    • @lezgowlf
      @lezgowlf 3 года назад +21

      11k

    • @WojtekPlay
      @WojtekPlay 3 года назад +115

      as a polish i can confirm that poland wants more churhces

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 4 года назад +1624

    Fun fact: There used to be a Wiki page about this, but it got deleted for being "non-notable". Now it's a subsection of the article on "Czech Republic -- Poland relations".

    • @shayne-1880
      @shayne-1880 4 года назад +140

      John Chessant And on the Switzerland-Liechtenstein relations page, you can learn about the five times that Switzerland accidentally invaded or attacked Liechtenstein, and how chill both sides were afterwards.

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 года назад +3

      @@shayne-1880 wait fr? hahahg

    • @odd7246
      @odd7246 4 года назад +6

      That fact was fun. Thank you.

    • @someboi3654
      @someboi3654 2 года назад +7

      Non-notable
      They literally have an article about toilet paper orientation, sexually active popes and god knows what else 🗿

    • @breznik1197
      @breznik1197 Год назад +2

      In the Czech Wikipedia, it became a subsection of the article about the Chapel of Saint Anne in Pelhřimovy, which is more appropriate.

  • @lyndonbjohnson2865
    @lyndonbjohnson2865 4 года назад +2994

    Hitler was probably like: Why can't I accidentally invade Czechia without everyone hating me.

    • @destroyishere4655
      @destroyishere4655 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @christianaquilina5434
      @christianaquilina5434 4 года назад +48

      I think he did....Poland....was press here to start WW2

    • @svenoliverschafer7917
      @svenoliverschafer7917 4 года назад +42

      @@christianaquilina5434 He did, Part of it in 1938, the rest in early 1939. See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_occupation_of_Czechoslovakia . Ti just did not start a world war unlike his later invasion of Poland. Other nations just got angry, issued some sanctions angaint Germany, but did not go to war.

    • @lyndonbjohnson2865
      @lyndonbjohnson2865 4 года назад +6

      @@svenoliverschafer7917 I meant without nations getting mad

    • @keepitplainsimple1466
      @keepitplainsimple1466 4 года назад +3

      @@kamiilmroz7428 MAN english😡

  • @kacperwoch4368
    @kacperwoch4368 4 года назад +2660

    Poles when they see a church:
    - Hippity hoppity, this holy place is now my property

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 года назад +19

      yep

    • @johnohara4788
      @johnohara4788 4 года назад +95

      “CHURCHES FOR THE CHURCH GOD! HOLY THINGS FOR THE HOLINESS THRONE!”
      -Mieszko the first’s ghost probably

    • @1david1r47
      @1david1r47 4 года назад +18

      why u invade us :(

    • @YerbaDelDiablo
      @YerbaDelDiablo 4 года назад +42

      @@1david1r47 I don't know, it sometimes happen... I can't controll it ;(

    • @Pidalin
      @Pidalin 4 года назад +6

      before they realize it's hussite church :-D

  • @russkatherealoriginal6904
    @russkatherealoriginal6904 4 года назад +2208

    Czech: Hey, you invaded us! Why?
    Poland: Territory mistakes and CHURCh.
    Czech: Understandable.

    • @jixdl8617
      @jixdl8617 4 года назад +30

      ...Have a great day (i needed to end this as you maid a mistake)

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 4 года назад +24

      Czechs probably didn't cared for church, since most Czechs are atheists.

    • @eggi4443
      @eggi4443 3 года назад +30

      poland: CHURCh
      czechia: sure grandma let's get you to bed

    • @cisarvitiate
      @cisarvitiate 3 года назад +8

      @@exaid0556 Czechs aren’t atheists at least most of them are just non believers bt if they were atheists they wouldn’t believe in anything but most of us believe in something supernatural or unnatural but not in the catholic God. So yes we are known as the most atheistic country but it’s not 100% true.

    • @bigal1513
      @bigal1513 3 года назад +3

      @@cisarvitiate your guys believe in sprits and demons

  • @jmonsted
    @jmonsted 4 года назад +751

    "Good thing i czeched." OK, that's it, off to pun police prison you go.

    • @Cenker23
      @Cenker23 4 года назад +16

      Missed a great opportunity to use punish in there somewhere

    • @mikeras3058
      @mikeras3058 4 года назад +9

      @@Cenker23 You deserve gulag at this point

    • @Karriefy23
      @Karriefy23 4 года назад +2

      *yes officer, this comment right here*

    • @6023barath
      @6023barath 4 года назад +1

      You mean the punitentiary!

    • @b48292
      @b48292 4 года назад

      Wow so many likes :O (699)

  • @kepler1394
    @kepler1394 4 года назад +1656

    Czechia: 10.5% Catholic
    Polish soldiers: DEUS VULT INFIDELS

    • @zeux6634
      @zeux6634 4 года назад +59

      oh man thats low i think Poland is ~90-something % catholic

    • @beaversforlife1298
      @beaversforlife1298 4 года назад +100

      THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!!

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 4 года назад +57

      @@zeux6634 yeah, the number is probably off but yeah Poland is VERY catholic

    • @zeux6634
      @zeux6634 4 года назад +5

      @@thethirdsicily4802 i know it from a kahoot quiz so ur propobly right lol

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 4 года назад +18

      @@zeux6634 oh no I meant the atheist Czech number, you're probably right for poland

  • @aarinambavat
    @aarinambavat 4 года назад +2337

    this is why I love Europe. countries just casually be like "oh sorry I accidentally invaded you"

    • @ab9840
      @ab9840 4 года назад +29

      Seems they need to demarcate there borders better. More signs are needed. And a small cyclone fence would be nice.

    • @wojciechmuras553
      @wojciechmuras553 4 года назад +333

      @@ab9840 NO! That's the entire beauty of the EU. I can go to the mountains and just casually start climbing in one country, just to reach a peak in a neighboring one. It's like fencing individual US states!

    • @ab9840
      @ab9840 4 года назад +15

      @@wojciechmuras553 - One thing is for sure, you cannot do that on border of the island of Hispaniola which is shared by two nations. Look what happened nine years ago. Those on the far side started throwing rocks over the fence which cuts the international bridge in half. So the border troops moved back across there half of the bridge. In response to the rock throwing, local civilians started throwing rocks back and agitating the troops to attack and retake there half of the bridge. This is what happened - ruclips.net/video/LQROPOm657Q/видео.html&has_verified=1

    • @wojciechmuras553
      @wojciechmuras553 4 года назад +60

      @@ab9840 That's crazy, however neither Haiti nor Dominican Republic are part of the EU. Border disputes just happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Debre.
      @Debre. 4 года назад +121

      @@ab9840 Absolutely not. The gradual disappearance of centuries-old arbitrarily defined borders is one of my favorite things about the EU.

  • @I_do_go_down
    @I_do_go_down 3 года назад +621

    Me: **read’s the title**
    Me: We did what?!

    • @I_do_go_down
      @I_do_go_down 3 года назад +56

      Oh wait I remember this stupid action. Also polish soldiers ware buissy with doing like camp fire xD

    • @jakubzalud2249
      @jakubzalud2249 3 года назад +49

      Me reading the title: you did what?!

    • @Nick8944.
      @Nick8944. 3 года назад +1

      @@I_do_go_down r/boneappletea

    • @akar1224
      @akar1224 2 года назад

      Ja tez

    • @eliasziad7864
      @eliasziad7864 2 года назад

      Yes, remember 1939? you did invade the czech republic.

  • @cam8396
    @cam8396 4 года назад +3950

    Poland: *accidentally invades its neighbor*
    Germany: been there done that.
    (And yes, that is sarcasm)

    • @quizz5459
      @quizz5459 4 года назад +20

      I hope you know that's the joke

    • @lonesome3958
      @lonesome3958 4 года назад +7

      @Nelson Mandela your profile picture...........lol

    • @croquemaster314
      @croquemaster314 4 года назад +12

      Nelson Mandela jokes on your profile picture, I have dark mode on

    • @Marley-vz7mr
      @Marley-vz7mr 4 года назад +7

      " Yes Accident... "

    • @nintendopigeon8136
      @nintendopigeon8136 4 года назад +1

      gotton da T shirt

  • @HakmanTim
    @HakmanTim 4 года назад +1624

    Imagine the leader of Poland saying: “bro I’m sorry it was an accident”

    • @aureavita8653
      @aureavita8653 4 года назад +202

      "Bro chill it's just a prank bro don't worry"

    • @grzegorzha.
      @grzegorzha. 4 года назад +18

      No, it wasn't an accident, it was a show of power. He was trying to get reeelected and I guess it worked. But because he backed off so quickly, he won only by 2,03%.

    • @blank4844
      @blank4844 4 года назад +38

      @@grzegorzha. co ty pierdolisz?
      PSL jeszcze nie urochomilo zmeste koniczyny

    • @grzegorzha.
      @grzegorzha. 4 года назад +5

      @@blank4844 nie rozumiem połowy tego komentarza. A co do pierwszej części, mój komentarz był żartem.

    • @blank4844
      @blank4844 4 года назад +1

      @@grzegorzha. ruclips.net/video/7o2o0zrzDdQ/видео.html

  • @vsevolodyeroshenko1149
    @vsevolodyeroshenko1149 4 года назад +2463

    Invading a neighbour country just for a single church - sounds like the most Polish thing ever.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 4 года назад +201

      Nah. The most Polish thing to do would be to have the Winged Hussars invade a neighboring country just for a single church

    • @aureavita8653
      @aureavita8653 4 года назад +37

      @@howardbaxter2514 unexpectedly.

    • @himanigoswami1350
      @himanigoswami1350 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @VestanPL
      @VestanPL 4 года назад +42

      Czechs: Doing their stuff on their side
      Poles: Hippity Hoppity that church belongs to us

    • @Draghtnim
      @Draghtnim 4 года назад +14

      *and stealing food from fridges to make bigos

  • @craftah
    @craftah 3 года назад +251

    So nobody is going to talk about that Czech house that suddenly became Polish?

    • @leadharsh0616
      @leadharsh0616 3 года назад +13

      It would be wierd for them to be the only one left to attend the church as (maybe) the polish house residents also went there.

    • @zaerikk9761
      @zaerikk9761 3 года назад +17

      Actually video is a bit wrong, it wasn't that church, it was all about chapel which stands about 500m away, next to bridge upon the river, which is a border.

    • @krakendragonslayer1909
      @krakendragonslayer1909 3 года назад +8

      @@zaerikk9761 Noone'd thought that Czechs have 2 sacral buildings in one village, that is how it happened

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 2 года назад +1

      One has to wonder if any Czechs there had 1968 flashbacks (when the Soviet Union and most of the Warsaw Pact mass invaded them and did regime change).

    • @breznik1197
      @breznik1197 Год назад

      The oldest mention of this village is from 1317. Before 1742, the whole village belonged to the Silesian Duchy of Krnov. In 1742, as part of the Wars of the Austrian Succession, the Habsburg dynasty lost most of Silesia. Since 1742, the village was divided into two parts: the Silesian belonged to Prussia and the Moravian to Austria. However, the border here was very complicated, there were several small enclaves and exclaves. After World War II, the original German population was displaced from both sides of the border. And the border was also simplified so that it ran along the axis of the stream.
      First, since 1946 the village was settled by new residents from Slovakia and Volhynian Czechs. Subsequently, in 1948, the communist leadership decided to establish a 300m border zone, and the village on the Czechoslovak side was displaced and demolished in 1949-1950. Only the church, the chapel and the two houses (now with numbers 113 a 114) remained. In August 1951, the municipality was formally abolished and joined to the municipality of Slezské Rudoltice. In the late 1950s, some small corrections of the state border were made.

  • @chameleon945
    @chameleon945 4 года назад +1289

    Didn’t Switzerland accidentally invade Liechtenstein twice.

    • @elijaha773
      @elijaha773 4 года назад +12

      If you want to learn more you should see the Qxir video.

    • @christiansteiner5782
      @christiansteiner5782 4 года назад +3

      Way way more and actually all other neighbors too

    • @ayebarberfuckmeup4689
      @ayebarberfuckmeup4689 4 года назад +18

      Lol liechtenstein basically is switzerland😂😂😂

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 4 года назад +96

      they even fired a missile in to Liechtenstein. One tree was damaged. the biggest joke is that Liechtenstein only knew of it do to Switzerland apologising for it.

    • @TILR
      @TILR 4 года назад +42

      @@sirBrouwer that poor tree ;-;

  • @234zuscoutjango9
    @234zuscoutjango9 4 года назад +3564

    I first read: "How Poland accidentally invented the Czech Republic"...

    • @chinmaymathur7000
      @chinmaymathur7000 4 года назад +77

      You are not alone

    • @sponge11890
      @sponge11890 4 года назад +23

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Same long username

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 4 года назад +8

      Based

    • @TamHoang-ck1rd
      @TamHoang-ck1rd 4 года назад +39

      “Aw c’mon I made a country again!”

    • @dulsarakumarage7856
      @dulsarakumarage7856 4 года назад +18

      Let me guess, you Czech-ed it again & realised the mistake?

  • @idkwhatnametochoose6197
    @idkwhatnametochoose6197 4 года назад +1937

    Before In Europe:
    FIRE!!! ITS WAR!
    After In Europe
    Poland: Btw Sorry We Invaded You. :/
    Czechia: Eh It’s Fine. :)

    • @TheOstry322
      @TheOstry322 3 года назад +43

      Times changed xd

    • @gabrieldossantos1116
      @gabrieldossantos1116 3 года назад +32

      I mean, both are in the EU, it's not like they are allies with literally open borders or something lmao

    • @anoNEMOs
      @anoNEMOs 3 года назад +4

      Understandable, have a great day...

    • @ruefysh9576
      @ruefysh9576 3 года назад +14

      Poland and czechia are just good homies

    • @anoNEMOs
      @anoNEMOs 3 года назад

      @@ruefysh9576 *Czechia

  • @matthew5556
    @matthew5556 4 года назад +1020

    Neighbours, Central European, Similar flags, Similar languages, Similar history, Similar cultures. But....
    Poland: One of the most catholic countries in the World 🇵🇱
    Czechia: One of the most atheist countries in the World 🇨🇿
    So. Poland: "let's take their church, they won't notice" ⛪
    Czechia: "ehmmm?"
    Poland: "Accident" 😂
    Both: "🇵🇱Kurwa/Kurva🇨🇿"

    • @Dziki_z_Lasu
      @Dziki_z_Lasu 4 года назад +107

      They didn't notice invasion for two weeks. Churches are in use at least once a week, so...

    • @krekolos421
      @krekolos421 3 года назад +8

      Underrated comment

    • @martinnovak2053
      @martinnovak2053 3 года назад +7

      *Czechia

    • @matthew5556
      @matthew5556 3 года назад +8

      @@martinnovak2053 My mistake. Sorry ; ) I'm just used to the *Czech Republic

    • @lezgowlf
      @lezgowlf 3 года назад +4

      @Harcacov Czechoslovakia

  • @Oh_the_humanity
    @Oh_the_humanity 4 года назад +794

    HAI man writing his 30th Czech-check joke: *violent laughing*

  • @Racc00nerning
    @Racc00nerning 4 года назад +1922

    Bruh typical poles. It we invaded the poles we would take strategic locations like pubs and breweries

    • @ghua
      @ghua 4 года назад +137

      but God would be on our side ☝️

    • @mcbekon9019
      @mcbekon9019 4 года назад +248

      We can give you one of our pubs in exchange for this church

    • @patrikpolda
      @patrikpolda 4 года назад +136

      @@mcbekon9019 deal

    • @matthew5556
      @matthew5556 4 года назад +42

      This comment and replies are hilarious haha

    • @Papenstein
      @Papenstein 4 года назад +19

      This comment deserves love reaction

  • @def750_person
    @def750_person 4 года назад +593

    I'm from poland. Heard of this yesterday from friend.
    Funniest shit I have seen in 2020

    • @jakubw.2779
      @jakubw.2779 4 года назад +27

      Twój nick... jeb*em na plecy xd

    • @mojezyciejestdokitu2515
      @mojezyciejestdokitu2515 4 года назад +9

      @@jakubw.2779 Ale ma nick ginę ze śmiechu XD

    • @BigBrezzy
      @BigBrezzy 3 года назад +6

      For any confused non-Polish speakers, the guy's nick is "Illegal Tram Racing".

    • @mariebartuskova7318
      @mariebartuskova7318 3 года назад +4

      Im czech. Never Heard of that

    • @ckl5398
      @ckl5398 2 года назад

      @@mariebartuskova7318 Im polish also never heard of it haha but love Czech Republik very much🤩

  • @standooostandooo9195
    @standooostandooo9195 3 года назад +281

    Czechia: Hey Poland stop invading me
    Poland: Understandable, have a great day

  • @yaboi7773
    @yaboi7773 4 года назад +3671

    If you connected their two flags, it just makes a long Czech flag, so maybe the Czech Republic should invade Poland to stretch out their flag a little 🇨🇿🇵🇱

    • @polyphonydigital
      @polyphonydigital 4 года назад +256

      🇨🇿🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

    • @czerskip
      @czerskip 4 года назад +288

      By all means, please. We'd be so much better off.

    • @nico27
      @nico27 4 года назад +106

      That's the thumbnail

    • @ittohere
      @ittohere 4 года назад +4

      D

    • @ArnieOcfemia
      @ArnieOcfemia 4 года назад +103

      "There are no accidents"
      - Master Oogway

  • @DENMARTEL
    @DENMARTEL 4 года назад +1288

    Nikdo nic:
    Polský voják který vidí kapličku: *C Z A S N A O K U P A C J E*

    • @jahu35
      @jahu35 4 года назад +129

      I'm from Poland but that made me laugh xd

    • @ZdzichuWiertara96
      @ZdzichuWiertara96 4 года назад +122

      Język czeski jest pomidorek

    • @vb1564
      @vb1564 4 года назад +60

      @@ZdzichuWiertara96 a polski to keczup

    • @Crosssy
      @Crosssy 4 года назад +14

      už zase

    • @BrainforBrains
      @BrainforBrains 4 года назад +51

      i agree because i have no idea what you said because it looks like gibberish

  • @MrControlfreaks
    @MrControlfreaks 4 года назад +674

    I like how you needed to use a Disneyland reference to make the average american understand the concept of the schengen area.

    •  4 года назад +67

      I wonder why he didn't just compare it to traveling between individual US states... Because basically the experience is the same.

    • @QwertyuiopThePie
      @QwertyuiopThePie 4 года назад +27

      And an inaccurate one at that. One of the lands shown is technically in a separate park with a separate admission fee to the main Disneyland area.

    • @SecretsofHell
      @SecretsofHell 4 года назад +43

      @@QwertyuiopThePie That shall be Brexit then.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 4 года назад +10

      @@SecretsofHell it's coincidentally also the shittiest park.

    • @pawelabrams
      @pawelabrams 4 года назад +4

      @@hedgehog3180 so more Brexit vibes?
      Jk, Britain is fine xD

  • @NGOG
    @NGOG 4 года назад +324

    "Sometimes invasions can happen by accident" shows picture of pregnancy test.

    • @starleighpersonal
      @starleighpersonal 4 года назад +10

      rape joke

    • @leechyfruit4464
      @leechyfruit4464 4 года назад +8

      That was an invasion test.

    • @AdityaDeo-cg6eu
      @AdityaDeo-cg6eu 3 года назад +1

      That was a personal attack

    • @LittleApple256
      @LittleApple256 3 года назад +28

      @@starleighpersonal not all unplanned pregnancies are the result of rape

    • @IvanAkinfiev
      @IvanAkinfiev 3 года назад +12

      @@LittleApple256 not all unplanned rapes end with pregnancies

  • @Pan_Blazej
    @Pan_Blazej 4 года назад +348

    You absolutely nailed "Pielgrzymów"
    ...NOT

    • @Veellinn
      @Veellinn 4 года назад +16

      ...Pelhřimov?

    • @ZebbMassiv
      @ZebbMassiv 4 года назад +6

      Just say Pilgrims

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 года назад +2

      that was so painful to hear jesus

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 года назад +17

      like it's not even that hard, peel grzy moov

    • @Ida-xe8pg
      @Ida-xe8pg 4 года назад +3

      Pjelgžymuv.

  • @ladenbinosama7534
    @ladenbinosama7534 4 года назад +334

    Switzerland also invaded Liechtenstein by mistake 3 times in the last century.

    • @shayne-1880
      @shayne-1880 4 года назад +32

      Zaid Habash And they accidentally attacked it twice. The first time, they accidentally shelled the Liechtensteiner Ski Resort-town of Malbun, but luckily only some chairs at an outdoor restaurant were damaged. The second time, some Swiss rockets landed in a protected forest in Liechtenstein, and caused a small forest fire, but Switzerland gladly paid Liechtenstein for the damage. For more info, go to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liechtenstein-Switzerland_relations

    • @ladenbinosama7534
      @ladenbinosama7534 4 года назад +13

      @@shayne-1880 Liechtenstein's greatest ally is Switzerland so they just brush it off.

    • @adamsfusion
      @adamsfusion 4 года назад +17

      It's always so wholesome when they resolve it.

    • @MRBOLEK-pr8br
      @MRBOLEK-pr8br 4 года назад

      Learn the history of the region. Poland had dispute about small territory with natural resources . Its begin few years earlier when Czehs armedly took part of the Polish territory when entire Polish army fought with the Bolsheviks. These areas were inhabited mainly by Poles. It was not an accident Poland took territories inhabited by Poles or the Germans would take all of them. Poles tried diplomatic efforts with both Germany and the Czech Republic and they don't have much in common with Hitler's imperial plans because it wasnt in Poland's interests too strong imperial germany.

    • @ShizuStream
      @ShizuStream 4 года назад +1

      @@MRBOLEK-pr8br ?

  • @matyaskucharik2250
    @matyaskucharik2250 4 года назад +1586

    🇨🇿❤️🇵🇱 kochamy cię Pozdrowienia Polaci z Czech

    • @Zapadoslavist
      @Zapadoslavist 3 года назад +73

      Time to reunite western Slavs boys, everyone by diplomacy, even Sorbs from Germany

    • @nonae6004
      @nonae6004 3 года назад +11

      UwU

    • @RYCHLIK29
      @RYCHLIK29 3 года назад +7

      @@abcdefabcdef7604 OwO

    • @ynnda6155
      @ynnda6155 3 года назад +4

      OwO

    • @marcinsowiak6590
      @marcinsowiak6590 3 года назад +33

      Przepraszamy za to co polskie służby zrobiły

  • @Miki_Naz
    @Miki_Naz 4 года назад +1681

    "This meant Poland had to start doing something they haven't historically been very good at - protecting their borders from invasion." I've never been so offended by something i 100% agree with.

    • @BigwantPrezentacje
      @BigwantPrezentacje 4 года назад +89

      That's actually not true.

    • @wiktorjaciow9815
      @wiktorjaciow9815 4 года назад +6

      I read this comment the exact same time he said this XD

    • @washimpatwary1446
      @washimpatwary1446 4 года назад +114

      Well it's kinda hard to defend your border when you just survived an earthquake and suddenly four great powers are rushing you. Also the borders are flat plain

    • @martapowaka5804
      @martapowaka5804 3 года назад +20

      I'm from Poland and for me it was pretty funny xD

    • @mokebebe8474
      @mokebebe8474 3 года назад +28

      Before you say something get some knowlegde Bro did you ever hear about polish - sowiet war in 1919? Check it and Tell Me what you think about it.

  • @DaleyCZLP
    @DaleyCZLP 4 года назад +306

    I’m Czech and I didn’t even know about this.

    • @krzysztofwilk4793
      @krzysztofwilk4793 4 года назад +80

      I'm Polish and I didn't know about this 😂😂

    • @HandyCZ111
      @HandyCZ111 4 года назад +7

      same

    • @jindrichsimek705
      @jindrichsimek705 4 года назад +7

      Bruh, news went insane about this

    • @tlamiczka
      @tlamiczka 4 года назад +9

      It was very sneaky invasion - level Old Shatterhand :-))

    • @Lachtan8
      @Lachtan8 4 года назад +5

      Even though I live near Poland (I'm also czech) I didn't know about it.

  • @dangoonigiri3146
    @dangoonigiri3146 4 года назад +371

    Him: “This isn’t the first time a country has accidentally invaded another country.”
    Me: *coughs in Swiss*

    • @ldqvr3576
      @ldqvr3576 4 года назад +14

      I wouldnt cough in any language during this time unless u wanna get taken to a rat lab

    • @silenaholka8403
      @silenaholka8403 3 года назад +8

      How do you cough in a language that doesn't exist?

  • @Gareth1892000
    @Gareth1892000 4 года назад +218

    Poland accidentally invade Czechia
    Before Schengen and EU: "Are you trying to provoke war? Ready, allies"
    After Schengen and EU: "Be careful next time, bro"

    • @czechgop7631
      @czechgop7631 3 года назад +7

      Love how czech mig whas shot down when it passed the polish border back when we were both allied communist countries :D

  • @thelordsofgaming2153
    @thelordsofgaming2153 4 года назад +167

    Someone: makes a comment about israel or palestine
    everyone: You have provoked a gang war

    • @ryderninja1844
      @ryderninja1844 4 года назад +17

      Israli-palestinian conflit solution: 404 solution not found

    • @twotothehalf3725
      @twotothehalf3725 3 года назад +7

      You say that, yet the top Israel-Palestine comment here is basically:
      "They can both have Ohio."
      "Nah, give it to Palestine."
      "Nah, give it to Israel."
      "Ohioan Israel and Wyomese Palestine."
      "Yes."

  • @Kazavop
    @Kazavop 4 года назад +405

    Germany: *invades sudetanland*
    Poland: *Accidentely invades Czechia*
    Germany: that's my boy

    • @Amusia727
      @Amusia727 4 года назад +15

      They did take part of Czechoslovakia when Germany invaded it.

    • @guntherdoesaliltrolling5757
      @guntherdoesaliltrolling5757 4 года назад

      It's the Prussian Curse I tell ye, take or have a single clay in the prussian region and any nation will inevitably invade a slavic state at some point.
      Germany
      Russia
      Poland
      Lithuania
      All these countries have territories somepoint in their existence and all of which invaded slavic territories at some point in their history.

    • @Dziki_z_Lasu
      @Dziki_z_Lasu 4 года назад

      @@guntherdoesaliltrolling5757 It's probably because of Masurian lakes of former Prussia. People consider them as a good idea for vacation, beaches and water are nice, landscapes breathtaking, but being eaten alive by mosquitoes there, you look with a jealous on foreign territories LOL

    • @keepitplainsimple1466
      @keepitplainsimple1466 4 года назад

      @@Dziki_z_Lasu 😂😂😂😂

    • @keepitplainsimple1466
      @keepitplainsimple1466 4 года назад

      @@guntherdoesaliltrolling5757 Yaaaaaa I agree!!!!!!

  • @gravityzoommaster
    @gravityzoommaster 4 года назад +384

    Fake! Everybody knows that Czechs don't go to church.

    • @Redrally
      @Redrally 4 года назад +17

      Silesian villagers do... I'm trying to figure out if this town is in Silesia

    • @miloshruza8580
      @miloshruza8580 4 года назад +1

      @@Redrally yep it is ;)

    • @LividSky
      @LividSky 4 года назад +8

      Miloš Hrůza probably why Poland accidentally invaded, Silesia has been annexed by Poland before

    • @F100cTomas
      @F100cTomas 4 года назад +13

      @@LividSky Actualy, most of Silesia is inside Poland. So both Czechs and the Polish annexed Silesia at some point in history.

    • @ophidiophobicsnake7289
      @ophidiophobicsnake7289 4 года назад +15

      Bullshit, we, as proud Satanists, seek any remaining churches that we can than burn

  • @oliversmalley7771
    @oliversmalley7771 3 года назад +70

    Church: Isn't in Poland
    Poland: Deus vult, I think...

  • @simons2942
    @simons2942 4 года назад +98

    Italy also accidentally invaded Slovenia during corona when the borders opened and some tanks took a wrong turn, ending up across the border

    • @jamesuthmann940
      @jamesuthmann940 4 года назад +12

      "Hey! Who's the idiot who forgot to program the GPS units again?"

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 4 года назад

      Oh no, it's not like what happened in Germany when sat nav became a thing? Apparently a lot of German men kept getting lost because they wouldn't take directions from the female voice...

    • @LemonToGo
      @LemonToGo 4 года назад

      Yeah. "accidentally".

    • @simons2942
      @simons2942 4 года назад +1

      @@y_fam_goeglyd as far as I know no, it really was just an accidental wrong turn but idk im not gonna look it up cause fact-checking is for losers

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 4 года назад

      @@LemonToGo this dude here isn't making a ww2 joke he is referencing a real that that happened

  • @parkerwilkins5495
    @parkerwilkins5495 4 года назад +83

    European countries back then: oops, I almost forgot to invade you!
    European countries now: oops, sorry for invading you

  • @mercyaspirast.agbayani477
    @mercyaspirast.agbayani477 4 года назад +352

    Next: How Poland Got Revenge on Russia by Sailing Halfway Through the World to Get Their Resources

    • @jackferfag9862
      @jackferfag9862 4 года назад +4

      Wait what

    • @k3t9q
      @k3t9q 4 года назад +48

      Jack Ferfag Once part of a bay was claimed mostly by Russia, but one part was International Waters, so Russia had no control, then Poland and a few other countries overfished a lot in that area.

    • @KapitanWasTaken
      @KapitanWasTaken 4 года назад +46

      @@jackferfag9862 basically, countries borders extend from the coast into the water creating an exclusive economic zone as far as 200 nautical miles. However due to this rule, at the Sea of Okhotsk, surrounded by Russia, was a hole (called the Peanut Hole) of international waters.
      Quoting the Yelena Matveyeva (1993):
      "[T]hirty-nine Polish supertrawlers burst into the central part of the Sea of Okhotsk... followed by nine large South Korean trawlers and almost the entire Chinese fishing fleet. Somewhat later, fishing ships from Japan, Panama, Bulgaria and Ukraine appeared. A wild revelry began... Reluctant to observe elementary international fishing regulations, foreign fishermen set to clearing out the wealth of the northern sea."

    • @jackferfag9862
      @jackferfag9862 4 года назад +1

      @@k3t9q Thanks

    • @jackferfag9862
      @jackferfag9862 4 года назад +5

      @@KapitanWasTaken thanks a lot for such a profound answer

  • @LIQUIDSOLID6655
    @LIQUIDSOLID6655 3 года назад +110

    "There are no Oogways"
    -master accident

    • @Campeon99
      @Campeon99 3 года назад

      Yes 🤣

    • @LIQUIDSOLID6655
      @LIQUIDSOLID6655 3 года назад

      @@Campeon99 Master accident shall guide you through life

  • @MandoMonge
    @MandoMonge 4 года назад +233

    The Nicaraguan invasion is a recurring issue, always happens on “election year” in Nicaragua and is a pain in the butt

    • @JohanRios
      @JohanRios 4 года назад +3

      and it wasn't an accident by any means! Pura vida 😊

    • @nraynaud
      @nraynaud 4 года назад +11

      the trick is that Costa-Rica having no army, the risk of escalation is quite limited.

    • @hahaha5290
      @hahaha5290 4 года назад +4

      Why are they doing that ?

    • @mabadia71
      @mabadia71 4 года назад

      Accidental invation my ass

    • @MoritzvonSchweinitz
      @MoritzvonSchweinitz 4 года назад +3

      Also took a long legal dispute to get settled. Sigh. Pura Vida!

  • @TheLiamster
    @TheLiamster 4 года назад +601

    Imagine if Germany “accidentally” invaded Poland.

  • @CommentCritic
    @CommentCritic 4 года назад +799

    "This meant Poland had to start doing something they haven't historically been very good at - protecting their borders from invasion."
    Oof, that one hit hard.

    • @barwoj87
      @barwoj87 4 года назад +70

      That ony means you don't know history of Poland in X-XVI century

    • @kamiljakis5489
      @kamiljakis5489 4 года назад +41

      Yep Jakester you know nothing about Europe or Poland history... did you not hear anything about Polish Winged Hussars? "am i joke to you?" We even conquered and owned Russia once in 1612. try to beat that! our history is far longer and far greater then you think... For example read this: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Klushino
      our history begins from 966 there is a lot of things that you don't know but in old times we used to be almost invincible

    • @CommentCritic
      @CommentCritic 4 года назад +39

      Chłopy się burzą o to że wstawiłem satyryczny komentarz na temat żartu Sam’a o tym jak bardzo Polska dostała po dupie w 90% wojen w których uczestniczyła.
      No dobra, lmao.

    • @kamiljakis5489
      @kamiljakis5489 4 года назад +26

      @@CommentCritic ohh teraz rozumiem... Mentalność Polaka-Cebulaka. Sorry to zmienia postać rzeczy. 90% ? patrzysz przez pryzmat 2 wojny światowej czy jak ? jakoś matematycznie mi to tu nie wychodzi.
      pl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konflikty_zbrojne_w_historii_Polski
      a z statystyk to też te 90% tu w ogóle nie pasuje... Wiem co to znaczy satyryczny żart ale niech będzie przynajmniej w połowie prawdziwy inaczej to tylko opluwanie Polski a nie żart a tego nie toleruję. Ciesz się że nie bedę nigdy prezydentem bo gdybym nim był to polował bym na takie osoby jak ty i odrazu bym im zabierał obywatelstwo Polskie bo jak widać nie każdy na nie zasługuje.

    • @watercolourstudios9753
      @watercolourstudios9753 4 года назад

      half as interesting where the jokes sometimes include his other videos...

  • @fischX
    @fischX 3 года назад +66

    You missed that one a few years ago when Lichtenstein was accidental annexed by the Swiss. Seriously they had a maneuver where the swiss tanks expected to go until the border sign of Lichtenstein but they missed it and found out about that at the border sign of Austria...

  • @ziemelbriedis69
    @ziemelbriedis69 4 года назад +181

    "Theres no accidents"
    Master Oogway

  • @Terrus_38
    @Terrus_38 4 года назад +89

    3:00 Pielgrzymów - its name literally means something like "Pilgrimville" - these soldiers were just pilgrims to this church XD

  • @akashdeb5201
    @akashdeb5201 4 года назад +209

    Imagine if Hitler after failing to "accidentally" invade Russia said....
    **IT'S JUST A PRANK, B R O!**

    • @PrograError
      @PrograError 4 года назад +3

      but stalin don't believe it so he started getting the water canon and basically blast him to kingdom come.

  • @Mothyave
    @Mothyave 3 года назад +59

    "Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic"
    W-we did???

    • @gamergrill4933
      @gamergrill4933 3 года назад +6

      I saw a meme about this recently but I was like: 'we invaded some Czech church? No way'

  • @Ganjor420
    @Ganjor420 4 года назад +48

    Okay here is the only 2 State solution: Pick the oldest living person in palestine and israel and look up how each side saw the borders at the time of their birth. Thats the base line. Now, in case some parts ar claimed by both sides, split it up in square kilometers and flip a coin for each square. Problem solved!

    • @command_unit7792
      @command_unit7792 4 года назад +15

      Then the Country will be a british colony again...

    • @bigbootros4362
      @bigbootros4362 4 года назад +11

      @@command_unit7792 This is a solution to many problems. Everyone we'll be equally subjugated.
      Make the world British again!

    • @akmalwazir4l
      @akmalwazir4l 4 года назад +2

      nah won't work. probably the oldest person in Israel wasn't born in Israel

    • @triLcat
      @triLcat 4 года назад

      That's a really amusing idea. Kudos

    • @eliasziad7864
      @eliasziad7864 4 года назад +3

      The borders will be horrendous...

  • @CarthagoMike
    @CarthagoMike 4 года назад +58

    Reminds me of that time the Dutch army accidentally invaded Germany during an exercise, and the locals were friendly enough to guide them back to the border.

  • @jimnicholas7334
    @jimnicholas7334 4 года назад +263

    Me: Alright, alright, he's dancing around some pretty touchy topics. Par for the course, no need to get offended.
    2:46 *Poland can't protect against foreign invaders*
    Me: *Cries in partitions*

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 года назад +9

      ahah i got offended when he said pielgrzymów wrong

    • @indowneastmaine
      @indowneastmaine 2 года назад

      4:10 Touchy topic dancing

  • @Krzysztof_Lis
    @Krzysztof_Lis 3 года назад +92

    Nowadays, European countries are really cool about it. "Sorry for invading you!", "It's nothing, don't mention it". It's a really nice change and sign of civilizational improvement over the times when one border patrol mistakenly taking a wrong turn in bad weather could spark an armed border skirmish.
    Also, we entirely gave up doing this things intentionally. Yes, we are looking at you, USA and Russia!

  • @gm2851
    @gm2851 4 года назад +142

    Anyone doing something serious and dumb: Should we do it?
    Partner : No if HAI gets wind of this the puns will make so much cringe
    ...... Oops

  • @justynadzt7728
    @justynadzt7728 4 года назад +198

    Dear Czech neighbours sorry for mistake, love ya all 🇵🇱♥️🇨🇿

    • @kubajcz
      @kubajcz 4 года назад +27

      Thanks 🇨🇿🇵🇱

    • @hugoslav843
      @hugoslav843 3 года назад +25

      Thank you! 🇨🇿
      But try not to invade us next time, if you do, we might try to ivade you with all of our 12 supersonic jets!
      Oh god we have such a bad military
      Have you heard of the pandur (apc) which crashed into a skoda felicia (personal car). The pandur broke.
      That is not a joke, that really happened.

    • @SrangePerson_
      @SrangePerson_ 3 года назад +4

      @@escet1115 no i won't give u my Kofola

    • @hugoslav843
      @hugoslav843 3 года назад +3

      @@escet1115 i will give you 100 2l bottles of kofola for a leopard

    • @hugoslav843
      @hugoslav843 3 года назад +2

      @@escet1115 oh cool, when will i get the shipment?
      Are you shipping it via post?
      I would love to also get the t72, i dont know how you package a tank, i believe thats on you

  • @sultanalowais5822
    @sultanalowais5822 4 года назад +149

    Remember when america accidently invaded the middle east

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 года назад +9

      Dude! One missile "accidentally" lands into Afghanistan and everyone loses their minds
      On a serious not, my country is a idiotic madhouse

    • @quantum1311
      @quantum1311 4 года назад +4

      and for what? israel?

    • @kx4998
      @kx4998 4 года назад +8

      @@quantum1311 For oi... I mean freedom

    • @Parakrat
      @Parakrat 4 года назад +3

      The Cold war was about Americans and Russians accidentaly invaded countryes

  • @mattzy4031
    @mattzy4031 2 года назад +36

    Imagine being Poland, a country that is in the 7th place in the world in terms of battles won, listening to some dude on RUclips saying, that Poland is historically not good at defending their borders…

  • @CesarMartinez-wi7wc
    @CesarMartinez-wi7wc 4 года назад +97

    "we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Poland"

    • @Jester_Monkey
      @Jester_Monkey 4 года назад +2

      "You're going to the shadow president election, Poland"

    • @EE-ed6fz
      @EE-ed6fz 4 года назад +2

      - Germany

  • @skelworthvods984
    @skelworthvods984 4 года назад +362

    Saying a country accidentally invaded is like:
    Ukraine: russia do I see your troops
    Russia: what troops
    Ukraine: your troops are invading
    Russia: it is an accident
    Edit it’s a joke I’m not saying the situation in the video is exactly like the thing happening in Ukraine

    • @dexfuris7724
      @dexfuris7724 3 года назад +1

      Hahahaha you so funny, morron

    • @mr.priman
      @mr.priman 3 года назад +4

      actually it was real, they actually said, that troops had been lost

    • @agente7202
      @agente7202 3 года назад

      Dun dun DUN

    • @victorbuturoaga6220
      @victorbuturoaga6220 3 года назад +1

      @@ericolens3 USSR?
      Gheroghe bring the sling

    • @MGharriy
      @MGharriy 3 года назад +1

      Ukraine is the new Gulag

  • @OcanJi
    @OcanJi 4 года назад +59

    5:01 "To avoid war..." with who? We don't even have an army here on Costa Rica, you could come here with a toy gun and take over the country

    • @dragonrider4279
      @dragonrider4279 3 года назад +1

      If you would have said that 90 years ago people would be like:
      Almost every nation: *write that down, write that down*
      And Germany would be like, yes we are gonna do that after 1942/3 when Stalingrad happend.
      But as I German I can that is is one of the most stupid ways of wasting humans, seriously all these people could have live with a family and enjoy their live.
      Also:
      How can these 2 nations say: ok I'm sorry. And stop fighting, why does Isreal uselessly have to fight with the other guy? I think that enough people died in 1930s and 1940s, please don't continue the murder. :(

    • @ninlog
      @ninlog 2 года назад +1

      The police would kind of serve as soldiers in case of an invasion

    • @TylerMarkRichardson
      @TylerMarkRichardson Год назад

      Costa rica has a mutual defence agreement with the us (and many other American countries) under the rio pact

  • @GoPnIK_1
    @GoPnIK_1 4 года назад +147

    "TVOJA STARÁ ZAPIERDALAAAAAAA" - Anomaly

  • @TeamSnowLeopard
    @TeamSnowLeopard 4 года назад +54

    "What is your opinion on the Israel-Palestine two-state solution?"
    Me: Yes

  • @zakiducky
    @zakiducky 4 года назад +192

    I’m just happy for Poland that they weren’t the ones being invaded for once.

    • @manmayhem923
      @manmayhem923 4 года назад +24

      ...for now

    • @garnuch271
      @garnuch271 4 года назад +11

      @@manmayhem923 foreshadowing?

    • @justadogwithnoprofilepictu3084
      @justadogwithnoprofilepictu3084 4 года назад +5

      Dun dun dun!

    • @beasnoil3139
      @beasnoil3139 4 года назад +6

      Lol we were invading Czechia multiple Times in the past :(

    • @mikeras3058
      @mikeras3058 4 года назад

      @@beasnoil3139 Yeah guys you did actually nice invade in my stomach with those nice juicy meat that had some kind of illness but that's ok. No one can blame you

  • @w.d.gaster3077
    @w.d.gaster3077 4 года назад +124

    0:33 girl: *takes pregnancy test*
    the test: *two lines*
    the girl : *sweats*
    *random soviets tanks noises*

  • @houselemuellan8756
    @houselemuellan8756 3 года назад +26

    "It's the land of Poe, the red Teletubbie." I love this channel.

  • @midievalcat7770
    @midievalcat7770 4 года назад +69

    “How Germany intentionally invaded Poland”

  • @MrPaulosophy
    @MrPaulosophy 4 года назад +29

    I read a reddit post once about how the Swiss accidentally took a training exercise one km across the French border. They were stopped by the Gendarmerie who were like um...wtf and when they finally sorted it out, the Gendarmes escorted them back to the border, roasting them the whole time and they took it on the chin. They sent the French a bottle of whiskey as am apology.

    • @NooobLP
      @NooobLP 2 года назад +2

      same happened to my father during his wehrdienst at the deutschland-österreich border.
      they got lost during an exercise and ended up walking back along the street. did also get roasted at the checkpoint, but apparently it happened often enough not to be made a big deal.

    • @TylerMarkRichardson
      @TylerMarkRichardson Год назад

      ​@@NooobLPgerman-Austrian?

  • @frederickoftheartic2209
    @frederickoftheartic2209 4 года назад +157

    Czechia: *Accidentally gets invaded by poland*
    Liechtenstein: First time?

    • @witoldendrju2458
      @witoldendrju2458 4 года назад +2

      Actually, Liechtenstein used to belong to Czechia, so maybe it's just Czech cultural influence.

    • @cyka4075
      @cyka4075 4 года назад

      🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

    • @Pidalin
      @Pidalin 4 года назад +1

      @@witoldendrju2458 Wasn't it vice versa? Luxembourg dynasty was ruling here and living here, but they came from Luxembourg and it was all part of HRE I think.

  • @merra597
    @merra597 3 года назад +34

    Germany: Accidentally invades Poland
    Switzerland: Accidentally invades Liechtenstein
    Poland: Accidentally invades the Czech Republic

    • @dragonrider4279
      @dragonrider4279 3 года назад +1

      Hmm... maybe if all of those happened, that they might not be on accident? Hmmmmmmm... *villager* kappa

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +79

    Just like the time Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein. We invaded your country, no hard feelings

    • @kevinmendoza6386
      @kevinmendoza6386 4 года назад +11

      When you gonna invade South Korea?

    • @tomasspace4819
      @tomasspace4819 4 года назад +5

      Yeah just take the morning-after peacefull treaty and everytihng is fine.

    • @DerCriado
      @DerCriado 4 года назад +5

      Or the other time when Switzerland invaded Liechtenstein.. or the third time.

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 4 года назад +1

      the last you invaded a country the world almost got fucked

  • @gigavirgin
    @gigavirgin 4 года назад +52

    Im from Czechia and when i found out that this happend i had good laugh.

    • @Zapadoslavist
      @Zapadoslavist 3 года назад +1

      You weren't laughing in 1938...... After you stole it in in 1920

    • @jarousek2999
      @jarousek2999 3 года назад +4

      @@Zapadoslavist 😅 pls chlape, prober se

    • @mattom1796
      @mattom1796 3 года назад +3

      @@Zapadoslavist Yaaay judging people by the actions of their ancestors

    • @Lechoslaw8546
      @Lechoslaw8546 3 года назад +2

      @@jarousek2999 Paweł Michałkowicz is right. In 1919 Czechoslovakia unexpectedly invaded Poland and bestially murdered several Polish soldiers in Cieszyn. In the summer of 1920 when Poland was fighting against soviet invasion, when one million men of Red Army was inside Poland at the gate of Warsaw and even on west side of Wisła river, as Germany helped Red Army to cross the river near Grudziądz and closed Baltic ports for aid to Poland, Czechoslovakia closed its borders for any foreign help to Poland. In particular Czechoslovakia effectively closed its borders for Hungarian regiments ready to come for relief to Poland. This was a classic STAB IN the BACK to a neighbour fighting for survival. By saying that I am not trying to justify 1938 takeover of Zaolzie by Poland, which needs a separate analysis.

    • @jarousek2999
      @jarousek2999 3 года назад

      @@Lechoslaw8546 ohh okay, At least I'm a little smarter.

  • @N05K177
    @N05K177 4 года назад +49

    It happens sometimes that swiss soldiers going from the west to the south through Italy (Domodosola) and forget to remove their uniform on the train, which is considered an invasion too

    • @PrograError
      @PrograError 4 года назад

      well that's known scheduled visit so not really...

    • @N05K177
      @N05K177 4 года назад

      @@PrograError It's not necessary scheduled as soldiers just hop on the train from their home whenever they have to go through repetition courses in southern Switzerland, but I might be wrong.
      According to the law, wearing the uniform in foreign territory is prohibited, with the exception of people filling an authorization form in both countries. I think soldiers just don't want to bother with papers and remove the uniform, but technically you _could_ do it www.vtg.admin.ch/de/aktuell/themen/internationale-beziehungen/militaerprotokoll/bewilligungen.html

    • @davidbrignolo9708
      @davidbrignolo9708 2 года назад

      I live in Piedmont myself and I’ve never heard about this!

  • @aoelp
    @aoelp 3 года назад +13

    2:37 That aged like fine wine

  • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
    @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 4 года назад +139

    Germany: What if I “accidentally” invaded Poland?

  • @pamirhimalaj1071
    @pamirhimalaj1071 4 года назад +203

    Czechs in 1918: I just fighted my way through whole Russia, won naval battle without ship and stole Russian national treasure
    Czechs in 2020: Gimme church back
    Poles were always had their thing for churches

    • @qzg7857
      @qzg7857 4 года назад +28

      Yeah and in 1920s when Poland was making its way thru Soviet Union you cheeky bastards took Zaolzie. You cry to this day that we took it back few years later.
      But all in all we love you czescy bracia

    • @Pidalin
      @Pidalin 4 года назад +18

      @@qzg7857 And what did Poland expect when they started taking people to army from disputed area? That's act of agression and young Czechoslovakia had to react strongly to show this new country is not piece of shit. We was also in war with Hungary in same time.

    •  4 года назад +1

      @@gzorx Well there were Russian guardians protecting the gold. Btw Kolchak lived like a king for more than 1 year and spent approx. 1/10 of that Russian treasure. Don't lie

    • @novvain495
      @novvain495 4 года назад +2

      "won naval battle without ship" Could anyone give some more info on that? I'm curious.

    • @Pidalin
      @Pidalin 4 года назад +9

      @@novvain495 Maybe you could just use google. :-D It was on lake Baikal in Russia where our Czechoslovak legionares were fighting against bolsheviks in 1918 and stole them some ship, installed some weapons on that and destroyed other ships. :-D

  • @uranium_donut
    @uranium_donut 4 года назад +133

    I am 50% through the comment section and have yet to find the comment about the Israel Palestine two state solution
    I'm disappointed

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 4 года назад +3

      חבל

    • @YvonTripper
      @YvonTripper 4 года назад +18

      Once in 1967 Egypt, Syria and Jordan accidentally invaded Israel, and then Israel accidentally invaded them back, but after six days they all said sorry, had a good laugh about it, and everyone lived happily ever after.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 4 года назад +3

      @@YvonTripper I do find it funny how quickly Israel kicked everyone's ass in 6 days.

    • @pspsselcolam7289
      @pspsselcolam7289 4 года назад

      @@howardbaxter2514 YES

    • @fadillah6014
      @fadillah6014 4 года назад

      I'm sure Israel and Palestine almost make it deal to make two states but for some reason Palestine is refuse this deal, and after that Israel keeps invading to Palestine.

  • @St0nek
    @St0nek 3 года назад +45

    I just love not slavic people trying to pronounce anything in Polish , even if its just a place

  • @ssnful123
    @ssnful123 4 года назад +91

    I’m feeling like the story didn’t really matter to you, but you had of jokes about Czech

  • @_Sean_-bk5zq
    @_Sean_-bk5zq 4 года назад +105

    This was just revenge from when Germany “accidentally” invaded Poland

    • @F100cTomas
      @F100cTomas 4 года назад +7

      Actually it was for when Wenceslaus II of Bohemia expanded his kingdom into the Polish lands

    • @astrawby
      @astrawby 4 года назад +2

      @@F100cTomas actually it was for when the third Reich annexed the Sudetenland and Poland took the occasion to grab the Zaolzie part of it

    • @astrawby
      @astrawby 4 года назад

      @@jackblack2194 "The division did not satisfy any side, and persisting conflict over the region led to its annexation by Poland in October 1938, following the Munich Agreement."
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaolzie
      Also:
      ---The joke--->
      (your head)

    • @astrawby
      @astrawby 4 года назад

      @SlimyKlerburt
      ---The joke--->
      (your head)

  • @ThinBear4
    @ThinBear4 4 года назад +104

    I am Polish, and the way you've pronounced "Pielgrzymów" couldn't have been more wrong :P

    • @tomaszkarwik260
      @tomaszkarwik260 4 года назад +6

      wymówił Pie chociaż dobrze

    • @Necris94
      @Necris94 4 года назад +12

      Because this is half as interesting, that's ok, because he's only half prepared xD, but sometimes I wonder, if all those armchair historians couldn't even be bothered to fucking check google translator how a word should sound like.

    • @grzyp123
      @grzyp123 3 года назад

      could

    • @MalpiaRodzina
      @MalpiaRodzina 3 года назад +1

      makes me think how many other videos about other countries have wrong pronounciation

    • @m1sz3lpl24
      @m1sz3lpl24 3 года назад

      @@Necris94 the only ones that do that I watched are TimeGhosts guys, but you know, they care about every detail

  • @RonnyCoalman
    @RonnyCoalman 11 месяцев назад +6

    2:35 oops that aged well

  • @fadjan9998
    @fadjan9998 4 года назад +55

    When someone starts off their video by saying
    “Hello kiddo!” You know it’s gonna be good

    • @Screaming-Bees
      @Screaming-Bees 4 года назад +2

      Or cringe

    • @sstingreii
      @sstingreii 4 года назад

      Heres a vid that is not cringe though
      ruclips.net/video/Uf3ouaeB6UQ/видео.html
      That is a rickroll

  • @jesseberg3271
    @jesseberg3271 4 года назад +88

    2:35 Did anyone else hear him say, "An Israel Palestine *Tuesday* Solution"?
    I would very much like to hear about this Tuesday Solution, as it sounds interesting, and I'm board.

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 4 года назад +52

      It works like this: Israel is in charge of the whole place Wednesday-Friday-Sunday, and Palestine gets to run things on Thursday-Saturday-Monday. They alternate on Tuesdays. Works pretty well because it's hard for either side to orchestrate a genocide when they have to plan for every other day.

    • @Noam_.Menashe
      @Noam_.Menashe 4 года назад +21

      @WiZZard bruh no politics.

    • @wigglebot2368
      @wigglebot2368 4 года назад +5

      Switch the West Bank every Tuesday

    • @equinoxxed_7502
      @equinoxxed_7502 4 года назад +4

      Honestly im sold. i dont know what it is, but im sold

    • @JDeWittDIY
      @JDeWittDIY 4 года назад +18

      @WiZZard While you're at it, have the US give the entirety of its land back to the Native Americans. You could apply this logic to probably every country on the planet, as they have pretty much all been invaded / taken over at some point if you go back far enough.

  • @Aperturee
    @Aperturee 4 года назад +41

    2:25, mentions the European Commission that's based in Brussels, shows the European Parliament in Strasbourg. Another well edited video from Half as Interesting, can't wait for the next upload!

  • @micosstar
    @micosstar 10 месяцев назад +5

    2:38 uhhhhh

  • @FingeringThings
    @FingeringThings 4 года назад +45

    Poland is invaded so much that they accidentally start invading

    • @Photosounder
      @Photosounder 4 года назад

      They invaded the Czechs in 1938 as well. They thought hey, since everybody else is doing it, we might as well. So they took Zaolzie.

    • @polman1262
      @polman1262 4 года назад +4

      That's because Czechoslovakia invaded Poland in 1920 during Polish-Soviet war and took Zaolzie. They never remember about it.

  • @turinmormegil7715
    @turinmormegil7715 4 года назад +53

    "When you misclick in total war and accidentally get your neighbors infuriated by an accidental tresspasing"

  • @chromium7508
    @chromium7508 4 года назад +193

    i wanted to use "half as interestings' jokes" as my password
    but they said it was too weak.

    • @oliverm1255
      @oliverm1255 4 года назад +8

      That burn!

    • @lock8038
      @lock8038 4 года назад +5

      underrated comment

    • @vaastro8709
      @vaastro8709 4 года назад +1

      Destroyer of worlds himself

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 3 года назад

      You burned that dude harder than Rei Todoroki burned her son's face.

  • @Maya47745
    @Maya47745 4 года назад +8

    Good thing Poles and Czechs love each other very much and are overall very much chill in nature so they just like "is good my brotha"

    • @kacperkordus9923
      @kacperkordus9923 3 года назад

      I’m Polish and I love Czechs. Been in Czech Republic twice. Lovely people. But on the internet and media, it seems that Czechs don’t like Poles, why’s that?

    • @GameKvasir
      @GameKvasir 3 года назад

      @@kacperkordus9923 I can speak for myself but its because we are pessimistic around everyone, even ourselves

  • @biggieyt6407
    @biggieyt6407 4 года назад +36

    "And the mistakes of big tech companies went on to never stoke global conflicts ever again"
    *laughs in Kashmir*

  • @re57k
    @re57k 4 года назад +24

    The Czech jokes might have been one too many.
    I mean, the last time I Czeched, your videos are full of airplane jokes!

    • @PhiZelak
      @PhiZelak 4 года назад

      And Toyota Corolla refferences.

  • @samuelschonenberger
    @samuelschonenberger 4 года назад +33

    The pole and Check puns made me laugh way to hard for being bad jokes

  • @Yaroooo
    @Yaroooo 3 года назад +10

    It was a mistake.Poland and Czech are both in Schengen zone for many years.Border marks are hard to find on the ground.
    The border line is complicated, and you can cross the border dozens of times over a distance of several hundred meters without knowing it.Normally, in such a situation, a border guard is in command of a military patrol.
    This time only military personnel were on patrol.They crossed the border by 40 meters.
    Everyone knew it was a mistake.In Europe, the border can even be in the middle of the street. You go to work on the Polish side of the road and you come back home after work on the Czech side of the road.Typically and normal situation.