"you know, i'm all about anarchy, so i was slightly upset." -technoblade, summoning two withers and delivering an epic speech about governments being bad
Us Techno viewers are now cannon which means we have no way of telling other streamers what's happening because we are literally hundreds of thousands of voices in his head.
I love how Technoblade mentions how no one makes stream highlights and only do streams, all of which are important. It's nice knowing someone understands the pain.
I love how Techno went from “Tommy lives somewhere in the north” to “Yeah Tommy lives somewhere east of my house” to just showing them the exact location of it.
@@unchartedchartz it was a live stream, they did a battle dome and went on hypixel next week to, was Auctualy a lot of fun to watch / be in chat for :D
When technoblade placed down that pressure plate, I thought to myself: “Hm, that’s so visible. There’s no way tommy won’t see that.” And then tommy went and walked right on it without a care in the world while I was thinking to myself: “No way” over and over again
@@sterlist His reaction seemed pretty genuine. It's just the type of thing that would slip between the gaps in his attention. I think techno knows Tommy well enough to correctly predict that he would step on the pressure plate before thinking about why it was there. He only stepped away from it because he heard the noise from the tnt igniting. But yeah this could have been scripted but why script something that would be far more entertaining if the reaction was genuine?
"Now this is the REAL base, and there is just 50 withers in there." I can't believe he just told us about his secret base and not know about it IM CRYING
„I’m collecting gunpowder for p e a c f u l reasons.” Sun Tzu, the art of making so many quotes that there are still new ones appearing in this comment section.
its been going up since he played in minecraft monday lmao in smpearth during the moon battle before they went to the portal he was in a vc with like 20+ people and he was talking
@@confxsedpeach no,this is LEGIT the FIRST time ive even HEARD of this channel,im not lying,and i dont have a bad memory either :/ but either way,it doesn't matter anymore ...
The best part about this is that every time that I see these compilations I think that its something like dreams mum or some other channel like that but instead its actually his second channel, and the reason that I get tricked every time is because he refers to himself in the third person while titling the videos.
Best quotes: "before I came, there was some war over discs, nobody cares-" I love techo istg XD "so they exiled Tommy but no one really cares" XD. "I'm collecting gun powder for peaceful reasons"
"I'm living rent free in Dream's head." Techno, I'm 90% sure everytime you're online everyone has you in their head, thinking of what you might be planning next.
That's because Techno is Chaotic Lawful.. He won't do anything bad to you if not provoked.. Unless you are Tommy. In that case even if not provoked all hell breaks loose.. 😄
If this "Twitch vs RUclips" war happens, Tommy would be on the youtube side. He has said many many times that he considers himself to be a RUclipsr rather than a twitch streamer.
I love how Tommy noticed the TNT as soon as he got on, but it took him half an hour and a entire chat spamming him with notifications about Erets Ender chest and Technos renaming for him to find out about it
tubbo literally stole over 20 stacks of emeralds every time i remember im like: the only way anyone wouldnt be mad is if they wouldnt care and hey techno doesnt
American, British, and Australian in one video? Such progressive
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agree
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Vikkstar is actually Indian/French.
"Governments are kind of cringe"
-World famous anarchist Technoblade on his motivations
anarchy is kinda pog
- sun tzu, the art of war
Emery KJ yes
Noam Chomsky be like
It is tru
“Don’t reveal all of your techniques in a RUclips video, you fool, you moron” -Sun Tzu, art of war
"you know, i'm all about anarchy, so i was slightly upset."
-technoblade, summoning two withers and delivering an epic speech about governments being bad
*and killing 10 people in full netherite*
He spawned more than one now :DDDD
and saying heroes suck
@CEO of Robberism No withers don't attack undead mobs and since they are also undead they don't attack each other
dumbledore said calmly
'if you have channel members, you need not ask for primes'
-sun tzu, the art of youtube streaming
cark
cork
cark
i agree mr. cark
Sup
"the only thing that unites everyone is hating Tommy " -sun Tzu art of war
That’s true bro
A mathais man on a techno video. Strange. . .
Sounds good to me
L Tommy
He’s just like theseus
"You need to swear this to secrecy"
The 300k people watching: Yes
@@dont9178 I won't :]
DarconTheAssassin 2.0 madlad
Us Techno viewers are now cannon which means we have no way of telling other streamers what's happening because we are literally hundreds of thousands of voices in his head.
@@cyanide3508 Big brain move from Technoblade, gotta give him that
@@pablopereyra7126 Techno is brilliant
Techno: But that’s okay because the only point of view that matters is Technoblade’s, and he DOES make videos
*Chorus of laughter*
I'm loving his humour hidden with a tint of self-confidence.
He's trying to change his reputation.
Technoblade more like technolame
Somehow, techno and Sadist have made the most videos about Dream SMP lore
@@lemoncitrine3504 Well, Tommy has made the most videos about Dream SMP, but I can't remember how many of them have lore.
I love how Technoblade mentions how no one makes stream highlights and only do streams, all of which are important. It's nice knowing someone understands the pain.
What's is your profile picture
@@doom_lord A cat with a scarf from Nichijou, which is an anime.
I started watching the smp weeks ago and it's been painful trying to catch up
@@kcat44 u shld get on twt... it makes understanding others pov really easy w/o watching them
@@ashleii9855 it's fine I'm almost caught up now but thanks for the advice
Wheres the real technoblade we got over 2 uploads in a year
Ikr where are they keeping him
@@dont6439 Okay I won't
hello dan
@@dont6439 Don't worry, I won't
@@JaniEU huck
TECHNOBLADE INTERACTING WITH OTHER PEOPLE!? THIS WAS MENTAL
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Imma destroy the E replies and talk about techno clutching a conversation POG
This is the least socially awkward he’s ever been
he was trying his best i would have crumbled in that situation
Naaah, he knows vikkstar
I think he talk to vikk before idk about lazar tho
I think collabing with other creators has helped his social anxiety, good for techno :).
It's cuz he is friends with vikkstar😎😎
I love how Techno went from “Tommy lives somewhere in the north” to “Yeah Tommy lives somewhere east of my house” to just showing them the exact location of it.
well, not really exact.......
Human GPS Pog
If you can't beat the compilation channels
You have to _be_ the compilation channels
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Our boy is talking to other humans, character development
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His new year rosolotion (or however it's spelled) actually was to make more friends, so I hope the dreamSMP is helping him since covid isn't
@@LittleJana covids canonically technophobic 😐
666pog
1:29 "Tubbo actually does have courage just for everyone other than his citizens" suddenly love techno
Techoblade uploading could have never imagined it.
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U mean techno the pig.
WE GOT SO MUCH CONTENT THIS WEEK WUUTTT
Same
He needs his Subscribers man
I like how their pranks were destroying ruined homes and putting glass on the door.
Oh, they're totally gonna smack their faces on that, it'll be hilarious.
@@dont9178 Don't delete your channel :)
@@dont9178 delete your channel :)
@@dont9178 confess your being a bot
Delete your channel, @@dont9178:)
Dream: Technodumb, collects logs to replace sign and make 49th crafting table
Also Dream: Collects cobblestone to make crafting table
lmfao yeah
rivals right
@oskarek szydlowski lmaooo
also techno: made a string axe when he wanted to make a fishing rod
that's what sleep deprivation does to ya
"I was slightly upset, so you know, I started stabbing everyone"
as you do
@@TheTasterr Its a basic human reaction
This carries the same energy as, "so I started blasting".
I do that a lot to
Wait what’s minecraft
Completely normal reaction
"Technoblade meets vikkstar"
People who saw the last Minecraft Monday video: lies, deception
Context is important
Is it the /top? Or something different
@@unchartedchartz it was a live stream, they did a battle dome and went on hypixel next week to, was Auctualy a lot of fun to watch / be in chat for :D
@@dont6439 k
well technically he met them...
Technoblade: * makes a crafting table *
his stack of crafting tables: welcome to the crew
A stack of likes
Its his skywars instinct
When he uploads on his second channel more often than his main channel
Edit: I used to rule the world, then verified channels took over
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nono you're talking about Jschlatt
The point of a second channel is to upload worse videos, but more of them.
Too true
@@talentlesscommenter1329 yes
"When you have 48 crafting tables, a 49th could be necessary"
-Sun Tzu, the art of crafting
It's okay, he didn't show it but he made a 50th crafting table.
He was using the secret crafting table technique from the Minecraft elders
And another sign. Just Because.
You read the art of war and the art of crafting, but you still have to read the art of building and the art of redstone by sun tzu.
Techno is slowly becoming a little bit like TapL, because TapL also makes wayyy too many crafting tables
Techno: "Now this is the real base! And there's just 50 withers in there."
We should've known!
“I’m collecting gunpowder for peaceful reasons”
*gives Lazar some TNT*
Peaceful TNT*
if everyone is dead then there is no one to fight anyone else so it brings peace
If no one is complaining that's called peace.
The peaceful tnt gotta spread
peaceful explosions :)
"Tubbo dies, *HE DOES THAT A LOT*"
LMFAO
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haha chain brekk go brrrrrrr
@@nickma24 oh noo u broke chain noooo
"The only story that matters is Technoblade's point of view"
-Technoblade, 2020
He’s not wrong
Very true
When technoblade placed down that pressure plate, I thought to myself: “Hm, that’s so visible. There’s no way tommy won’t see that.”
And then tommy went and walked right on it without a care in the world while I was thinking to myself: “No way” over and over again
He was zoomed in on the “Tnret” sign otherwise he would’ve seen it lmao
@@sterlist main plot points are scripted, stuff such as this is improvised
@@sterlist His reaction seemed pretty genuine. It's just the type of thing that would slip between the gaps in his attention. I think techno knows Tommy well enough to correctly predict that he would step on the pressure plate before thinking about why it was there. He only stepped away from it because he heard the noise from the tnt igniting. But yeah this could have been scripted but why script something that would be far more entertaining if the reaction was genuine?
honestly i could see myself doing that it kind of blends in
techno: I hate government
Government:*sweats*
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Orphans : First time?
The question is...
Is he a anarcho capitalist or anarcho communist?
@@OnionYeeter no idea
@@OnionYeeter def communist, pretty based tbh. revolutions are unnecessary though
"Now this is the REAL base, and there is just 50 withers in there."
I can't believe he just told us about his secret base and not know about it IM CRYING
Dude I was searching for this comment, he was literally foreshadowing...
9:00
“Why does everyone keep making awful quotes and saying they’re by me?!”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
nah he said that
sun tzu is in denial
“Because you are big brain boy”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of Art
literally rolling in his grave
U r one of them😂😂
First time?
Love how technoblade starts posting regularly as soon as tommy starts threatening his sub count
Such a MC deity that when he accidentally falls through snow they immediately assume it was on purpose. The gentleman!
„I’m collecting gunpowder for p e a c f u l reasons.”
Sun Tzu, the art of making so many quotes that there are still new ones appearing in this comment section.
sorry ruined 69 likes
- The entirety of europe, 1500 - 2000
@@HouraisanShijuushichi I made it 269 so we’re good
Makes sense. Once everything gets blown up, things will be lot more peaceful afterwards... :D
So much Techno content, we're being spoiled bois.
I AIN'T COMPLAINING THO
no content for the reupload channels
Don't read my Profile picture :)
Have you actually noticed how techno's social interaction skills went straight up since he joined DRE smp???????
Let's appreciate that ✊
Wtf is DRE?
@@GodlyDra people made fun of dream's name showing up as "Dre" on the scoreboard during an MCC
@@dagothargaming965 dre~
its been going up since he played in minecraft monday lmao in smpearth during the moon battle before they went to the portal he was in a vc with like 20+ people and he was talking
@@OfficialEdwardNewgate Yup he was really talking alot during Minecraft Mondays
“I’m collecting gunpowder for peaceful reasons”
I was gonna say it's just for pretty fireworks but then I realized the pig has already used those for mass genocide as well...
@@anitaremenarova6662 wait till he finds out what end crystals are
Wait till he finds what respawn anchors do in the overworld
"Techno posting content? Impossible"
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
wanna hear something scary,i went to go sub to this channel because i just heard about it,the scary part is, IT TOLD ME I WAS ALREADY SUBBED
😱😱😱
@Ooga Booga Cave man Brain its ok,just wanted to share this scary experience with you :/
@@bluehoodieguy7568 How tf is that scary. You just have a bad memory...
@@confxsedpeach no,this is LEGIT the FIRST time ive even HEARD of this channel,im not lying,and i dont have a bad memory either :/ but either way,it doesn't matter anymore ...
@PBJMan i told you guys it doesn't have to do with my memory,i just heard about this channel like a few mins ago 🙄
Techno sounds so chill talking to these guys I feel like he's got a lot less awkward, good for him man
Smp Earth:
Technoblade with the Boomer God (Voiceoverpete)
Dre Smp:
Technoblade with the Boomerville
(Vikkstar and Lazar)
Boomers have nothing left to lose by putting a pig into power
I thought u meant fitmc he is 30yrs old
Alternate title: Older people bully a child when he's grounded.
“I will be a meme for a bunch of nerds thousands of years in the future”
-Sun Tzu Art of War
Who knew 2 years ago that Technoblade, bedwars sweat would be collabing with Lazarbeam the fortnite memer.
skywars sweatier
Don't read my Profile picture :)
@@dont6439 do it
My brain can’t comprehend this upload schedule
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i think he’s uploading more cause tommy’s catching up to his sub count LMAOO 😭
It's too uncomprehending how good it is now
I mean it's december so more money from ads
@@jinhyikim He hit the same million, and techno was like "oh no actually gotta upload"
'You whisper to Vikkstar123: i am currently making eye contact with pokimane'
is on the same tier as
'Tubbo whispers to you: this is deffo flerting'
the amount of techno content we’re getting this month
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i love how you cut out the part of you saying "people like being angry. perhaps that's why people use twitter"
Well it is true 90% of twitter is just idiotic rage
well he's not wrong, have you SEEN the dumb drama about the smallest stuff
@@duckyjoel5373 REEEEEEE mandalorian girl have boob armor REEEEEE
@@cabnbeeschurgr REEEE HARMLESS JOKES THAT'S OFFENSIVE REEEE
People on Twitter hate their lives so much that anger is the only thing they can use to feel something in life
Tommy: _hears TNT sound_
Also Tommy: *_doesn't react for longer than half a second_*
"They exiled Tommy." "I mean nothing of value is lost." - Sun Tzu, god of war
Edit: thanks for the correction(2)
Exiled*
edit: you're welcome
dream roasting techno for crafting a crafting table when he didn't even say the correct number of crafting tables he already had
yeah i noticed that too
He left out the best quote from the stream...
"I mean being mad is pretty fun, that's like the whole point of Twitter"
Techno: ""no this is the real base" and theres just fifty withers in there"
Little did they know
The best part about this is that every time that I see these compilations I think that its something like dreams mum or some other channel like that but instead its actually his second channel, and the reason that I get tricked every time is because he refers to himself in the third person while titling the videos.
Yeah lol
Techno’s first time being on the main trending page, and it’s his second channel.
Techno: gets recruitments to kill the government
La manburg: shiiiiiiiii
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Love how Lazar is such a random person to add to the DreamSMP, but I believe he has the most subs of anyone on there, which is epic
Even George has more KekW
@@kevin-pe7su lazar has 17 million, George has like only 4.65 million
Best quotes:
"before I came, there was some war over discs, nobody cares-"
I love techo istg XD
"so they exiled Tommy but no one really cares" XD.
"I'm collecting gun powder for peaceful reasons"
The funniest thing about when they were doing the house tour vik kept on jumping into the pictures
“So this is the real base and there are just 50 withers in there”
This kiddos is what we call foreshadowing
"I'm living rent free in Dream's head."
Techno, I'm 90% sure everytime you're online everyone has you in their head, thinking of what you might be planning next.
"If you want peace, you need strength" imma start working out then
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Crazy how they trust techno so much that they aren’t worried on how he’s wearing enchanted netherite and they are wearing gold and iron
That's because Techno is Chaotic Lawful.. He won't do anything bad to you if not provoked..
Unless you are Tommy. In that case even if not provoked all hell breaks loose.. 😄
@@pollythea And itd be completely justified to kill tommy with no justification
@@LV-mo6xs it do be like that! 😂
@@pollythea tommy being there is provocation enough
@@pickhead7659 any true-ers in chat? 😂
Alternative title: "Three old men bad talking of a 16 years old child for 14 minutes straight"
bully*
I’m so glad he got Tommy’s reaction, I was really hoping he put that in!
I have edited this comment, so you are confused as to why the replies are all "Tubbo".
tubbo
Tubbo
Tubbo
tubbo
tubbo
"Now this is the real base and there's just 50 withers in there"
9:08
Techno got hacked there is no way he is uploading this much
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We can’t say F because he never dies, so we’re forced to stop at E.
@@sentient5 What does E stand for?
he has an editor for this channel now
Why was Dream making fun of you, at least it wasn’t a stone crafting table
Lol
At least we know Dream watches Techno...
techno did that once in a skywars video back in the day
If this "Twitch vs RUclips" war happens, Tommy would be on the youtube side. He has said many many times that he considers himself to be a RUclipsr rather than a twitch streamer.
And also techno would be there
@@siriusabluegiant8 ah youtube victory
*Technoblade joined the game*
** Technoblade
*Technoblade left the game*
You forgot the "Technoblade left the game"
yes justm by doing so he strikes fear not everybody that is logged on to the server.
The fact that you’re actually uploading something gives me a large amount of hope for humanity
He got an editor
Don't read my Profile picture :)
Its scares me
Come on y'all, stop quoting me
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
Ikr
-sun tzu the art of war
Who is he?
@@kittycat6555 -Sun Tzu, the art of war
@@kittycat6555 he is Sun Tzu- The art of war
Back in the days when:
"Technonoob"
"HAXXXX"
"Sometimes is tough being the Best"
"Salad is racist"
Technoblode must be added to dre smp
Technoblade vs the french language
I hate flies
@@oldoofnt same. theyre coarse and rough and irritating and get everywhere
@@energeticgorilla sand but with flies
Guys did you know...
TECHNO NEVER DIES
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Yea I agree technothepig is waaaaaay better than this guy called technoblade cuz he barely uploads
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Didn't age well
*cough
It’s... techno blade NEVER DIESSSSS!!!!!!!!
*cough
Excuse me
This channel got #4 on trending
Better channel confirmed.
Techno is really pissed about his emeralds.
bruh this is like how timedeos second channel is more active than his main
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But Deo’s second channel is entirely shitposts, just like what this channel used to be.
wanna hear something scary,i went to go sub to this channel because i just heard about it,the scary part is, IT TOLD ME I WAS ALREADY SUBBED
😱😱😱
@@bluehoodieguy7568 wow so scary
THE FACT THAT TOMMY DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE PRESSURE PLATE UNTIL AFTERWARDS
Its funny because Tommy immediately stepped on the pressure plate without even questioning it.
And his brain stopped working for 20 seconds straight
it worked out perfectly
When you’re so early the only joke you can think of is you.
(Someone please explain to me why all the replies are E... I just.. I don’t understand-)
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Typical red head
Mood
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I absolutely love seeing older guys that I’ve watched like Vikkstar, playing along with Technoblade, on a timeless game like Minecraft
Missed the last two streams and I now have 5 hours of Techno to catch up on! So happy I never have any Techno content to catch up on lol
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Didn't expect to meet you here
@@acephotino lol
technoblade
true doe
HE SAID IT
Actual facts
Agreed
technoblade
"I'm living in this men head rent free"
-Sun Tzu,The Art of Dream
I love how Tommy noticed the TNT as soon as he got on, but it took him half an hour and a entire chat spamming him with notifications about Erets Ender chest and Technos renaming for him to find out about it
His potato farm was probably destroyed
There's no way he would upload this much
Technically there was a skyblock bug where you could grief peoples farms.
tubbo literally stole over 20 stacks of emeralds every time i remember im like:
the only way anyone wouldnt be mad is if they wouldnt care and hey techno doesnt
HES SO ACTIVE IS HE OKAY?
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can't lose to Tommy
@@Halario02 yeah but this is the second channel not the main channel
@@zanediezeljuan8999 I believe it can help promote and advertise the main channel
the crossover no one expected
hi
Ello
hi
Third place
@@eyemem5080 rip
Lazar and Techno is the perfect duo for anarchy no cap.
“Nooooooo”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
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"The only thing that matters is Technoblade's POV and he does make videos"
-Technoblade
Best part of the stream was after hitting the channel member log, Techno literally got dozens of new channel members
POG
pretty excited for this peaceful anarchist version of techno
Technoblade: **uploads**
Everyone: *Impossible*
I wish I couldve been there and just yelled “TECHNO YOU HAVE CANCER ON YOUR LEFT ARM THATS WHY IT HURTS DONT ASK ME HOW I KNOW”
yea...
"I am currently making eye contact with pokimane" lmaooo
Is it just me or is techno getting better at talking to new people. We love that
"Tubbo has courage for everything except his citizens"
I just realized how much Techno is roasting everyone else...
11:56 "I'm living in this man's head rent free, I tell you"
Lol