I met LazarBeam and kept insulting him...

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @danieljames605
    @danieljames605 4 года назад +3222

    "Vikkstar has been alive since we've been born, there's always time for apple pie." Tubbo 2020. Truly inspirational

  • @labxwolf
    @labxwolf 4 года назад +2746

    Tommy: "I run this place, i'm the boss."
    Also Tommy: *gets exiled*

  • @tactful6908
    @tactful6908 4 года назад +365

    Tommy: "what are the worst words that you know vikkstar?"
    Vikk: "I- I don't know"
    Tommy: _proceeds to exhale every breath he ever took_

  • @thanos9047
    @thanos9047 3 года назад +1078

    Wilbur: *hates Americans*
    Purpled: *hates British*
    Tommy: *hates australians*
    Lazarbeam: *hates Tommy*

  • @randomguy2472
    @randomguy2472 4 года назад +1960

    “They say I’m insane”
    “They’re wrong tommy”
    “Really?”
    “Old people love drugs tommy”

    • @pixelstudios1460
      @pixelstudios1460 4 года назад +4

      Stampy deserves 10 million subs

    • @bruhbrat9038
      @bruhbrat9038 4 года назад +3

      The child just spoke to lazarbeam

    • @peaarrllldiver
      @peaarrllldiver 4 года назад +2

      SAM IS SO FUNNY PLS

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 4 года назад +1

      @@peaarrllldiver newest rickroll
      ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @besil864
      @besil864 4 года назад +2

      We either
      Insane
      Sane
      Tommy
      or Tubbo

  • @i-win
    @i-win 4 года назад +10584

    Dream SMP day 1:
    Got mugged

    • @Thatfreepig
      @Thatfreepig 4 года назад +66

      First time a verified RUclipsr has 7 likes

    • @Candy-rs8hb
      @Candy-rs8hb 4 года назад +62

      @@Thatfreepig it’s soon gonna be thousands lol

    • @f1shispro
      @f1shispro 4 года назад +30

      here to steal a portion of likes and I-win, you dont win.. you lose

    • @khryxic2107
      @khryxic2107 4 года назад +4

      wut

    • @BisMC
      @BisMC 4 года назад +5

      Hello

  • @amy-ge3pp
    @amy-ge3pp 4 года назад +809

    Tommy: **tries mugging, murder, arson, drug dealing and verbal abuse in order to befriend vikkstar**
    Tommy, using his last resort: I am going to ask Lazarbeam controversial questions.

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 4 года назад +3

      Next gen rickrollruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @hamzachicho10
      @hamzachicho10 4 года назад +2

      Y

    • @AJGaming-fg8vq
      @AJGaming-fg8vq 4 года назад +2

      He was technically racist as well for just hating lannan bc he’s Australian

    • @amy-ge3pp
      @amy-ge3pp 4 года назад +4

      @@AJGaming-fg8vq it was a joke, tommy wouldn’t have done it if it made lazar uncomfortable. his viewers also know he’s joking and can leave anytime if they are offended.

    • @AJGaming-fg8vq
      @AJGaming-fg8vq 4 года назад

      @@amy-ge3pp just like all the other things you listed were jokes, I was simply pointing out one more

  • @t3kscarecrow474
    @t3kscarecrow474 3 года назад +309

    “What did he do to you?”
    “He’s Australian”
    No words

    • @freyaparsons3296
      @freyaparsons3296 3 года назад +5

      No words to express the respect I’ve slowly lost and the pit of sadness Tommy has dug for all Australians

    • @thegromitmug5309
      @thegromitmug5309 3 года назад +6

      *sad Australian sounds*

    • @icarotonline6021
      @icarotonline6021 3 года назад +3

      Imagine the ping of lazerbeam

    • @wolle1687
      @wolle1687 2 года назад +2

      That is just his humor

    • @Cock428
      @Cock428 2 года назад +2

      Tommys To Childish To talk to us Australians

  • @Jake-mr1jl
    @Jake-mr1jl 4 года назад +1926

    I love how Vic didn't necessarily like Tommy to begin with but now they actually like get along to an extent

    • @tescomealdeal6259
      @tescomealdeal6259 4 года назад +34

      Vik*

    • @cl3133
      @cl3133 3 года назад +96

      basically what ur saying is that tommy forces his friendships and ends up having amazing relationships with those who get annoyed by him LEWKSKSK
      respect for big man

    • @marymorgan46
      @marymorgan46 3 года назад +10

      @@cl3133
      Hi

    • @BurneyDeux
      @BurneyDeux 3 года назад +52

      He went from being an Insufferable loud british child to a FUNNY Insufferable loud british child

    • @tescomealdeal6259
      @tescomealdeal6259 3 года назад +12

      You spelt the holy ones name wrong. Shame on you. You are obviously a man without cultural awareness aswell as your amount of ignorance. Go to hell

  • @zed.lmaooo
    @zed.lmaooo 4 года назад +464

    "Let's mug Lazar!"
    _stabs Vik_
    "OH I'M SO SORRY I WOULD NEVER STAB JESUS-"

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 года назад +3

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ🌟

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 4 года назад +6

      2 bots in one comment? Kinda rare

    • @thomasying4990
      @thomasying4990 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 4 года назад +5

      3 bots?!?!? Are you kidding me?

    • @thomasying4990
      @thomasying4990 4 года назад

      @@thekrusad3r290 u know i was joking right? you see the link?

  • @djbak6828
    @djbak6828 4 года назад +480

    tommy: "your griefing thats against the server rules"
    georges hobbit house

  • @kiwikobie8079
    @kiwikobie8079 3 года назад +279

    tommy: “ i don’t like him cause he’s australian”
    me an australian: “oh..”

    • @wondersecret930
      @wondersecret930 3 года назад +5

      relatable

    • @isabelleac1
      @isabelleac1 3 года назад +4

      Me because I’m ginger “I hate gingers”

    • @thatonekid9865
      @thatonekid9865 3 года назад +7

      @Top Secret yea its kinda rude

    • @booteam7538
      @booteam7538 3 года назад +11

      I’m sure he doesn’t hate his Australian supporters bc he better not or else 🔪 🧒

    • @eljasmakinen
      @eljasmakinen 3 года назад +1

      @Top Secret its a bit to farm lols not his actual opinion

  • @zanejenkins3482
    @zanejenkins3482 4 года назад +517

    "There is always time for apple pie." - Tubbo 2020

    • @mrteen9731
      @mrteen9731 4 года назад +3

      Best part of the video XD

    • @metzlean
      @metzlean 4 года назад +1

      I'm actually eating apple pie-

    • @xenojho9905
      @xenojho9905 4 года назад +2

      Apple pie am I right chat??

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 3 года назад

      Tommyinnit found dead.. ruclips.net/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/видео.html

  • @AiidxnSZN
    @AiidxnSZN 4 года назад +630

    5:16 Tommy to Lazarbeam: “you sound funny”
    *tommy, his accent is just an evolved version of your accent*

    • @LeviathansGhost
      @LeviathansGhost 4 года назад +2

      @@strawberrymilk9194 same

    • @leokitty679
      @leokitty679 4 года назад +2

      Lazar beam

    • @AiidxnSZN
      @AiidxnSZN 4 года назад +1

      @@strawberrymilk9194 I’m Australian

    • @lyricaall
      @lyricaall 4 года назад

      I... I... I but... what...
      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @LeviathansGhost
      @LeviathansGhost 3 года назад +1

      @Fritz No.7 it really is

  • @mossycobbIe
    @mossycobbIe 4 года назад +1427

    I find it hilarious that Tommy’s first instinct when impersonating a child is to *lower* his voice.

    • @susanhe6785
      @susanhe6785 4 года назад +50

      that's just cuz his default voice is infant lvl duh

    • @Fitness4Fuel
      @Fitness4Fuel 4 года назад +6

      Todoroki pfp? Cultured?

    • @nayeontwice3716
      @nayeontwice3716 3 года назад

      @@prooductions9111 the fuck

    • @Zdfzrfdsfj
      @Zdfzrfdsfj 3 года назад

      1100th like

    • @codysmith3531
      @codysmith3531 3 года назад

      @@___________levi-ackerman-s2762 I lemon yours *badumts* no I am not insulting your spelling I’m making a joke

  • @lzapx
    @lzapx 3 года назад +184

    "We just hit 3 MILLION-"
    Me watching the video 6 months and 18 days after it was posted: *Ehhh, more like 9.72 Million*

  • @folanator
    @folanator 4 года назад +484

    “I kind of run this place”
    That didn’t age well

    • @medkatv2yes
      @medkatv2yes 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/IGxxckH7iUE/видео.html

    • @ye1201
      @ye1201 4 года назад +1

      @@medkatv2yes stop self Promoting

    • @Belong2thecity12
      @Belong2thecity12 4 года назад

      wait im kinda new and i dont pay attention- what do you guys mean?-

    • @ye1201
      @ye1201 4 года назад

      @@Belong2thecity12 wait what do you mean?

  • @CynicSnacks
    @CynicSnacks 4 года назад +22860

    There are two kinds of people in the world:
    1. People who find TommyInnit annoying
    2. Alpha geniuses

    • @Candy-rs8hb
      @Candy-rs8hb 4 года назад +199

      *you sure*

    • @eazyaccount
      @eazyaccount 4 года назад +52

      Bro

    • @kyletran8064
      @kyletran8064 4 года назад +110

      Facts

    • @nexusliteos
      @nexusliteos 4 года назад +22

      Oh ok

    • @lb4586
      @lb4586 4 года назад +80

      They ones that entertain, and the ones that observe
      Edit: I dont think people realise this is a Britney Spears Referance

  • @andrewli4743
    @andrewli4743 4 года назад +469

    Tommy: "If you weren't Australian you wouldn't be that bad."
    Lazar: *genuinely hurt*
    3:23

  • @felicity545
    @felicity545 3 года назад +112

    “He’s got an accent tommy, he’s from Austria.” Ah yes Austria the hot country in the Southern Hemisphere

    • @MrBugl17
      @MrBugl17 3 года назад

      Who cares. People make mistakes

    • @UmarTahir
      @UmarTahir 3 года назад +3

      @@MrBugl17 No no that's the joke. It wasn't a mistake, he purposely misspelled it.

    • @sensei2187
      @sensei2187 3 года назад +1

      Ah yes I love Austria

    • @sunshroses
      @sunshroses 2 года назад +1

      It can get rlly cold here actually - we can often also have huge weather swings. The other day it was burning and it just started raining out of nowhere

    • @uLa5er
      @uLa5er 2 года назад

      @@sunshroses Kaiser country

  • @jasonmcy1
    @jasonmcy1 4 года назад +2934

    i love how social tommy is, he is so comfortable with everyone, so comfortable he makes the others look. socially awkward 🤣

  • @Maja-hb5ch
    @Maja-hb5ch 4 года назад +567

    I envy Tommy for being so good at talking to new people

    • @jayceeantit2577
      @jayceeantit2577 4 года назад +5

      Mood.

    • @gonchaturk607
      @gonchaturk607 4 года назад +1

      Tommyinit hes my fucking g

    • @Camistine
      @Camistine 4 года назад +2

      This is so me ._.

    • @Visnetter
      @Visnetter 4 года назад +2

      Its called being social

    • @Luc1frfr
      @Luc1frfr 4 года назад +13

      @@Visnetter introvert : what's that 👁👄👁

  • @justanotherday192
    @justanotherday192 4 года назад +802

    Tubbo: “And on that note. I leave”
    *Jumps off a tall tower*
    Me: “o-k”

  • @unbrokensquid122
    @unbrokensquid122 3 года назад +95

    the first reason tommy doesn't like Lannan
    "He's Australian"
    "If you weren't Australian you would't be so bad"
    Me being Australian :(
    #Australianlivesmatter #stopracism

  • @duck5843
    @duck5843 4 года назад +508

    I love how Tubbo just sounds so tired of Tommy

  • @葵-s8u
    @葵-s8u 4 года назад +231

    0:27
    “But I totally understand if you *dont* enjoy the video, and *still* find me annoying.”
    “Please enjoy.”
    Wow this guy’s the best

  • @BillyBob-vd2ln
    @BillyBob-vd2ln 4 года назад +214

    RUclips: here do you want to watch a child swearing at a grown man
    Me: *y E s*

    • @tedxteddy
      @tedxteddy 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @phantom8699
      @phantom8699 4 года назад

      Vikkstar is like 5”6

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 4 года назад

      @@phantom8699 ikrruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

  • @thatonekid9865
    @thatonekid9865 3 года назад +24

    tommy: hates aussies
    me: who is an aussie: only if he knew that the british "took over" australia

  • @yusherr2677
    @yusherr2677 4 года назад +330

    "You are being mugged, stop resisting"
    -Wilbur 2020

  • @For6bey
    @For6bey 3 года назад +2653

    Tommy: "He's Australian"
    Australians: *"Small whimpering noises"*
    Americans: "First time?"

    • @bsolberg
      @bsolberg 3 года назад +47

      Honestly, anybody from any other country that feels like they are being insulted because of where they are from is just pathetic at this point.

    • @For6bey
      @For6bey 3 года назад +53

      @@bsolberg ikr, if you go through some of Tommy's video that he makes a joke about Americans some of the comments are Priceless of people being like there feelings are hurt. It's a joke, have some tuff we skin.

    • @blueyblue4668
      @blueyblue4668 3 года назад +7

      Exactly what I did

    • @KC-nv6qf
      @KC-nv6qf 3 года назад +24

      @@For6bey I dont see those “hurt” comments at all. If anything, the Americans are saying the jokes as well and twice as hard.

    • @sonicthefrogedhog8656
      @sonicthefrogedhog8656 3 года назад +6

      Me ehhhhh goes back to cooking shrimp on the barbie

  • @fieds-
    @fieds- 4 года назад +656

    alt title: tall child insults australian man that plays fortnite like a meme god

    • @boonhomey2738
      @boonhomey2738 4 года назад +1

      Oki ruclips.net/video/OmJa1dRD_fY/видео.html

    • @supergarrett4596
      @supergarrett4596 4 года назад +6

      @@afailure5128 I recognize the link, it’s a rickroll

    • @mcdiggles1141
      @mcdiggles1141 4 года назад +2

      @@supergarrett4596 any guinea pigs want to test it out?

    • @supergarrett4596
      @supergarrett4596 4 года назад

      @@mcdiggles1141 you

    • @mcdiggles1141
      @mcdiggles1141 4 года назад

      It’s a shitpost status meme

  • @prachirawat8471
    @prachirawat8471 3 года назад +21

    Tommy isn't annoying he is naturally just a funny guy with british jokes

  • @Solis1an
    @Solis1an 3 года назад +849

    Are you on LEDs?
    -TommyInnit

    • @ilikeobama351
      @ilikeobama351 3 года назад +9

      Sorry but when was that wood place built?

    • @lily-ck7nf
      @lily-ck7nf 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @blacktie3607
      @blacktie3607 3 года назад +1

      @@ilikeobama351 {~^_^~} FlipaClip Guy

  • @sappy2075
    @sappy2075 4 года назад +562

    Vikk can just say: "It's called sidemen, not sidechildren, Tommy." and Tommy won't ask him never again.

    • @syeno4808
      @syeno4808 4 года назад +9

      underrated

    • @medkatv2yes
      @medkatv2yes 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/IGxxckH7iUE/видео.html

    • @sappy2075
      @sappy2075 4 года назад +8

      @@medkatv2yes you are so intelligent thank you for self promoting

    • @ryjsajaysantos913
      @ryjsajaysantos913 4 года назад +3

      I am extremely off topic but is your profile pic techno’s dream fan art? xD

    • @sappy2075
      @sappy2075 4 года назад +2

      @@ryjsajaysantos913 the fanart is too good, man.

  • @kevink1816
    @kevink1816 4 года назад +433

    Tommy: Hey lazar whats the worst word you know
    Lazar: Tommy!

    • @oricraft6747
      @oricraft6747 4 года назад +3

      Lol 320 likes 0 replies and I was the first one

    • @ventvent2776
      @ventvent2776 4 года назад +1

      *_f a t a l i t y_*

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 3 года назад

      Tommyinnit found dead.. ruclips.net/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/видео.html

  • @ynezliongyiranwsps9386
    @ynezliongyiranwsps9386 3 года назад +15

    TOMMY'S PROGRESS IS UNBELIEVABLE HE ALREADY INCREASED BY 7M SUBSCRIBERS IN NOT EVEN A YEAR-
    WE ARE PROUD OF YOU BIG MAN

  • @Yub.i
    @Yub.i 4 года назад +446

    Tommy typing to Tubbo : I’m gonna mug ‘em.
    Lazar: Why do I feel like I’m gonna die.
    I feel a disturbance I the force.

  • @connercuaycong9028
    @connercuaycong9028 3 года назад +1358

    Wilbur: Hates americans
    Tommy: Hates australians
    Wilbur: that's discrimination
    Lol

    • @tntgamer9875
      @tntgamer9875 3 года назад +7

      I would like but at the time it’s at 69 likes

    • @richardhorley
      @richardhorley 3 года назад +3

      @@tntgamer9875 not anymore

    • @xiao7372
      @xiao7372 3 года назад +1

      @@richardhorley lmao

    • @silly._saka
      @silly._saka 3 года назад +7

      Tommy hates me???

    • @aletheachong2534
      @aletheachong2534 3 года назад +11

      my being Australian: "why you gotta be so mean"

  • @diontaejohnson6049
    @diontaejohnson6049 3 года назад +9

    Lazar beam: compliments.tommy
    Tommy: insults him
    Me: this is normal

  • @llollipop8194
    @llollipop8194 4 года назад +493

    me: *reads title*
    also me: Tommyinnit has such good social skills...
    again me: better than mine, at least TvT

    • @trisk902
      @trisk902 4 года назад +8

      he has TERRIBLE social skills in real life no joke check his videos

    • @sahxb.
      @sahxb. 4 года назад +7

      @@trisk902 well I think it's just content for him to be socially awkward irl
      If its not the case his vlogs which are 1-2 only wouldn't be different than others

    • @Mayra9148
      @Mayra9148 4 года назад

      @@sahxb. no he has said that he is in streams and stuff multiple times and that he doesn't keep doing the online bits irl. still his social skills are better than mine so make of that what you will

    • @char2716
      @char2716 4 года назад

      @@trisk902 his whole bit is that he purposely just makes things awkward but by the way he describes it when hes talking about stories and shit he seems like hes very polite and has rlly good social skills, probably not as outgoing as in vids, but good social skills nonetheless, he definitely knowns how to talk to ppl and how to keep a convo going

    • @trisk902
      @trisk902 4 года назад

      @@char2716 so you’re saying in reality he is pretty good at talking to people, and doesn’t come front random woman and call them his girl friend?

  • @merakifalls4391
    @merakifalls4391 4 года назад +287

    4:43 "L'Manberg Banned Stuff: Women with red hair"
    Me, a woman with redhair: *Again, my existence is forbidden*

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 года назад +4

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ✨

    • @fluffiesx7404
      @fluffiesx7404 4 года назад +9

      The people above me just did self promotion.

    • @SumilatsFansReadURLs
      @SumilatsFansReadURLs 4 года назад +8

      @@fluffiesx7404 the person above me just said the people above him self promoted.

    • @mellylivestreams2008
      @mellylivestreams2008 4 года назад +5

      the person above me just said the person above me just said the person above him self promoted

    • @swampymender4400
      @swampymender4400 4 года назад

      @@mellylivestreams2008 ruclips.net/video/Tt7bzxurJ1I/видео.html

  • @LeviathansGhost
    @LeviathansGhost 4 года назад +1254

    Tommy: “He’s Australian”
    Me: Sad Australian noises

    • @erinmacdonald8618
      @erinmacdonald8618 4 года назад +20

      Dude Tommy really be hating on the Aussie watchers. Man and I am a Woman too. Smh. So bipolar. Does he loaf or hate the Aussie womens we may never know.

    • @LeviathansGhost
      @LeviathansGhost 4 года назад +6

      @@erinmacdonald8618 it is a real mystery

    • @erinmacdonald8618
      @erinmacdonald8618 4 года назад +2

      @@LeviathansGhost smh it is.

    • @Fern_Anise
      @Fern_Anise 3 года назад +2

      Same I am sad

    • @danjohnson2406
      @danjohnson2406 3 года назад +2

      I use to like Tommy but he desecrated Australia 🇦🇺

  • @scarlettthestarlett8680
    @scarlettthestarlett8680 3 года назад +18

    That hurt when you said “if you weren’t Australian I would like you more” 😔

  • @lucycocosanders1024
    @lucycocosanders1024 4 года назад +562

    “You know if you weren’t Australian you probably wouldn’t be that bad”
    As an Australian I don’t know whether I should be offended, whether I should agree or both

  • @lilysiehr6636
    @lilysiehr6636 4 года назад +249

    Wilbur saying: "You are being mugged!" While pointing a bow at Lannan is just...professional.

    • @montellacraft2738
      @montellacraft2738 4 года назад +2

      Need kombatroll ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 года назад +3

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ💛

    • @Teritribog
      @Teritribog 4 года назад

      Tommyinit singing lalala by y2k
      ruclips.net/video/1eZBmuVDC-M/видео.html

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 3 года назад

      Tommyinnit found dead.. ruclips.net/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/видео.html

  • @Grim-c8n
    @Grim-c8n 4 года назад +183

    Tommy whenever he meets someone: "So anyway, I started cursing"

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 3 года назад

      Tommyinnit found dead.. ruclips.net/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/видео.html

  • @magnachao4208
    @magnachao4208 3 года назад +3

    12:58
    “There’s all these invisible people standing in the way so I can’t build”
    “I hate when that happens”

  • @___-ec7fp
    @___-ec7fp 4 года назад +689

    “I’m not ginger, I’m a ginger bread”

    • @jordanstuff6973
      @jordanstuff6973 4 года назад +9

      The fact that I'm ginger, it kind of hurts Tommy and Wilbur don't like gingers

    • @euphoriabloom9977
      @euphoriabloom9977 4 года назад +2

      Username'nt im pretty sure its just a bit and they don't actually have anything against gingers lmao 😭

    • @lewislittlewood5038
      @lewislittlewood5038 4 года назад +4

      Ye I’m ginger to I felt so sad

    • @user-pm2zv9fs5r
      @user-pm2zv9fs5r 4 года назад +2

      @@jordanstuff6973 don't be sad carrots are yummy 😀

    • @jordanstuff6973
      @jordanstuff6973 4 года назад +3

      @@user-pm2zv9fs5r *nervous sweating*

  • @hoodie_gang563
    @hoodie_gang563 4 года назад +478

    Phil: I don't think you can win them back, Tommy
    Tommy: S A M D O Y O U H A V E *D R U G S* ?

    • @montellacraft2738
      @montellacraft2738 4 года назад +1

      Yess ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @AlexGaming-vg5xs
      @AlexGaming-vg5xs 4 года назад +1

      Why did that stupid tommy say that?kids watch him u know. But they shouldn’t cuz tommy dumb

    • @halithor7898
      @halithor7898 4 года назад +9

      @@AlexGaming-vg5xs Comedy. You don’t need to criticize people for watching RUclips videos. Not everybody thinks like you do, and not everyone prefers the content that you watch. Wait, why did you click on this video anyway?

    • @ryannetic
      @ryannetic 4 года назад +1

      Hopefully This Makes Your Day:
      ruclips.net/video/c9vwsvd4TNg/видео.html

    • @Deprescion
      @Deprescion 4 года назад +6

      @@AlexGaming-vg5xs Kids above 13 know about drugs. Kids below 13 should be on youtube kids.

  • @jamesharris6386
    @jamesharris6386 4 года назад +373

    The entire continent of Australia is gonna be so pissed.

    • @serena5494
      @serena5494 3 года назад +7

      I am the entire continent of Australia rn

    • @papercrane5351
      @papercrane5351 3 года назад +3

      SCREEEEE

    • @camizzasisters3778
      @camizzasisters3778 3 года назад +6

      As an Australian I understand the "worst word" Lazarbeam knows because most Australians are fluent in it.

    • @jamwar51
      @jamwar51 3 года назад +2

      @@camizzasisters3778 true That is my good sir

    • @gillianrook8823
      @gillianrook8823 3 года назад +3

      Well no its Oceania and kiwis won't be pissed I also get the joke so don't wooooosh me

  • @mxwolfie4790
    @mxwolfie4790 3 года назад +4

    Vikkstar: "what did he do to you?"
    Tommy: "He's Australian Vik"

  • @Tyler-xu7xe
    @Tyler-xu7xe 3 года назад +618

    wilbur *kills lannan*
    wilbur: “You are being mugged, stop resisting”

  • @MatroskinGames
    @MatroskinGames 4 года назад +2030

    Someone in the chat: Tommyinnit is a child
    Tommy: *blocks him*
    Tommy you are a legend!

  • @vinsio1712
    @vinsio1712 4 года назад +265

    LazarBeam: *Joins the smp*
    Tommy: *I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 года назад +3

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ💛

    • @montellacraft2738
      @montellacraft2738 4 года назад +1

      @@spesq ikr ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @ivv4n_21
      @ivv4n_21 4 года назад +3

      WAP (worship and prayer) and mugging

    • @ryannetic
      @ryannetic 4 года назад +1

      Hopefully This Makes Your Day:
      ruclips.net/video/c9vwsvd4TNg/видео.html

    • @PowerKhi
      @PowerKhi 4 года назад +2

      @@spesq ah a bot

  • @llewellyngray2193
    @llewellyngray2193 3 года назад +4

    Normal people when attacked by horror villain: no don’t kill me
    My friends when attacked: oh I am gonna end this mans whole career

  • @blankww
    @blankww 4 года назад +389

    Tubbo's Son: Hey Dad, why is my sister named Rose?
    Tubbo: Because your mother loved roses.
    Tubbo's Son: Thanks, Dad
    Tubbo: No problem, Apple Pie

    • @inkaytoo
      @inkaytoo 4 года назад +9

      keyword is
      *loved*

    • @bee-uv8ge
      @bee-uv8ge 4 года назад +4

      @@inkaytoo- why did you put /j

    • @inkaytoo
      @inkaytoo 4 года назад +3

      @@bee-uv8ge just in case

    • @khaq446
      @khaq446 4 года назад +3

      Choco rain

    • @arandombanana943
      @arandombanana943 4 года назад

      @@inkaytoo bro how would someone think that’s not a joke no offense but cmon man

  • @DominicSantini
    @DominicSantini 4 года назад +419

    “How much clout do you want on this server?”
    Dream: *y e s*

    • @louis.k5123
      @louis.k5123 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @Jordan-wc7yh
      @Jordan-wc7yh 4 года назад +1

      @@louis.k5123 God

  • @foxy-fp7mv
    @foxy-fp7mv 4 года назад +274

    "there are invisible people in my way and i cant build because of them"
    "omg i hate when this happens"

  • @tdf_worldkey6666
    @tdf_worldkey6666 3 года назад +1

    australians be existing and tommy be taking that ish personally

  • @godspeed4567
    @godspeed4567 3 года назад +1342

    I like how tommy asked if Vic was on LED’s instead of LSD on accident.

    • @AllCustoms80
      @AllCustoms80 3 года назад +35

      That wasn’t a accident it was on purpose

    • @lunabakker1630
      @lunabakker1630 3 года назад +7

      Twice but the second time he corrected himself

    • @9SRR
      @9SRR 3 года назад +12

      Vikk*

    • @fristydude1524
      @fristydude1524 3 года назад +3

      I think it was on purpose

    • @GhostyBoi6308
      @GhostyBoi6308 3 года назад +1

      r/whooosh

  • @captainberry7873
    @captainberry7873 4 года назад +505

    "I'm not gonna say it, tommy"
    "Why?"
    "professional reasons"
    translation: lannan is scared of getting a channel strike or getting demonetized

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 года назад +3

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ💛

    • @cmdubbeling
      @cmdubbeling 4 года назад +6

      "ah, today was a good day- i insulted a child."

    • @moonlightskyler7620
      @moonlightskyler7620 4 года назад

      timestamp?

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 года назад +1

      @@cute_funny_gamer ty

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 4 года назад +1

      Q: Why is England the wettest country?
      A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!

  • @iblivs21
    @iblivs21 4 года назад +439

    "I met LazarBeam and kept insulting him"
    me:why am i not surprised.

    • @Brysonbrysonbrysonbryson22
      @Brysonbrysonbrysonbryson22 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/rpFESFVx2SM/видео.html dream face reveal 😲😲

    • @Spirit-xd6ch
      @Spirit-xd6ch 4 года назад

      @@Brysonbrysonbrysonbryson22 stfu

    • @boonhomey2738
      @boonhomey2738 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/OmJa1dRD_fY/видео.html k

    • @user-rd6ds7fl6s
      @user-rd6ds7fl6s 4 года назад

      Lazarbeam not lazerbeam

    • @chair4206
      @chair4206 4 года назад +2

      i unsub tommy after this

  • @aaronvaleska5555
    @aaronvaleska5555 3 года назад +2

    Wilbur just got into the voice chat so casually I love it

  • @sillygrl
    @sillygrl 4 года назад +933

    i like how the intro went from “according to youtube statistics...” to “a lot of people find me super annoying”

  • @keithruns1774
    @keithruns1774 4 года назад +139

    I mean, Vikkstar’s face when Tommy came on though 😂

    • @eatyourcreal9365
      @eatyourcreal9365 4 года назад

      Better watch kombatroll bro
      ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @Jun0shu
      @Jun0shu 4 года назад

      Please give me fork

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 года назад

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ💛

  • @lieutenantskeleton3249
    @lieutenantskeleton3249 4 года назад +168

    Tommyinnit: "You know if you weren't Australian you wouldnt be that bad"
    Lazarbeam:
    *turns with murderous intent*

    • @fazevincent7047
      @fazevincent7047 4 года назад +3

      Just lemmino

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 4 года назад

      @@fazevincent7047 kombatrollruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

  • @colony8286
    @colony8286 3 года назад +3

    I like how ppl started to show up cuz of how interesting what tommy is doing and helping tommy

  • @gabibojko6751
    @gabibojko6751 4 года назад +318

    “what did he do to you”
    “he’s Australian”
    *all the Australians offended*

  • @NoobBLOX
    @NoobBLOX 4 года назад +334

    "What's an Austrian?"
    Austrians : *sad noises*

    • @crazyssugar5695
      @crazyssugar5695 4 года назад +1

      Austrian? U mean Australian

    • @sleepingturtle32
      @sleepingturtle32 4 года назад +13

      @@crazyssugar5695 no, it’s Austrian. From Austria 🇦🇹

    • @medkatv2yes
      @medkatv2yes 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/IGxxckH7iUE/видео.html

    • @codmat2am86
      @codmat2am86 4 года назад +7

      @@crazyssugar5695 don't you tell me you didn't know Austria was a country😂

    • @crazyssugar5695
      @crazyssugar5695 4 года назад

      @@codmat2am86 no I did I was just confused 😂 lol

  • @agentoo710
    @agentoo710 4 года назад +159

    Tommy: "Hey Lazarbeam what's the worst word you know?"
    Lazar: "I'm not gonna say it, Tommy"
    Tommy: "Why?"
    Lazar: "Professional reasons"
    Tommy: "What is it?"
    Lazar: "Are you trying to get me cancelled, Tommy?"
    Tommy: " No, no I'm just trying to learn *I'm a child* "
    *Tommy, I'm so proud of you*

  • @Kikimelodyyy
    @Kikimelodyyy 2 года назад +2

    Tommy: he’s Australian..
    Me: *intense sweating*

  • @darkpotato6577
    @darkpotato6577 4 года назад +108

    “don’t mug him- NO TOMMY”

    • @tohgo.
      @tohgo. 4 года назад +1

      nooo

    • @1maxiuns
      @1maxiuns 4 года назад +1

      rip

    • @mewco33
      @mewco33 4 года назад

      aaaaa

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 года назад +1

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ💛

  • @fabih5236
    @fabih5236 3 года назад +553

    Tubbo: "You're outgoing."
    Tommy: "What does that mean?"
    Tubbo: "Loud."
    kdjdsakj best part

    • @Itsyaboyrobby
      @Itsyaboyrobby 3 года назад +5

      Are we just gonna ignore how WRONG “BIG V” SOUNDS

  • @eathumanz
    @eathumanz 4 года назад +292

    me, an austrian watching this: *sobs internally*

    • @stop.1003
      @stop.1003 3 года назад +5

      imagine being a ginger australian...

    • @bretjackson6624
      @bretjackson6624 3 года назад +2

      @@sekhmet_28 @Stop imagine having a life

    • @jaydenbaxley.
      @jaydenbaxley. 3 года назад

      @@sekhmet_28 imagine criticizing someone for the same joke you made

    • @David-nl3yo
      @David-nl3yo 3 года назад +2

      Same bro. Only so Nebenbei wea ar ju äxäktli from

    • @LaytonMWGod
      @LaytonMWGod 3 года назад +2

      Imagine being a Austrian

  • @helloperson4167
    @helloperson4167 2 года назад +1

    "L'MANDBERG BANNED STUFF"
    "anything orange"
    tommy: *eats carrot*

  • @dylan1937
    @dylan1937 4 года назад +264

    “I made you a home similar to your 4 million Chad Pad.”
    ~Tommyinnit

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 года назад +2

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ🌟

    • @thomasying4990
      @thomasying4990 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @dylan1937
      @dylan1937 4 года назад

      GUYS DONT GO TO THE LINK, ITS A RICK ROLL

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 3 года назад

      Tommyinnit found dead.!!. ruclips.net/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/видео.html

  • @General_Daws
    @General_Daws 4 года назад +109

    "You're griefing me! That's against the sever rules!" -Tommyinnit (The day before he's exiled for griefing.)

  • @BenAKAMrWalrus
    @BenAKAMrWalrus 4 года назад +166

    I feel like Tommy getting to play minecraft with Vikk is one of his dream’s come true. Truly a big man

  • @emma2.077
    @emma2.077 3 года назад +1

    i like how tommy has to BEG vik for anything.

    • @borgir8889
      @borgir8889 3 года назад

      His like a little brother lol

  • @_s444my
    @_s444my 4 года назад +81

    "just joined the dream smp, got mugged by a british child."

    • @shrekecomment8056
      @shrekecomment8056 4 года назад

      Canadian 🇨🇦ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @truck-kun2899
      @truck-kun2899 4 года назад

      “ feeling good “

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 3 года назад

      Tommyinnit found dead.!!. ruclips.net/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/видео.html

  • @julianrodriguez2721
    @julianrodriguez2721 4 года назад +240

    Tommy: when people first notice me they find me pretty annoying.
    Me: *and that's why your funny*

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 4 года назад +393

    *Tommy:* We welcome LazerBeam in the company of us Brits.
    *Also Tommy:* This is a mugging Beam, we’re mugging you!!!

    • @lucikka3674
      @lucikka3674 4 года назад

      well what can I say, it’s england

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

      I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest RUclipsr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear buff

    • @thememeestfilmbuff
      @thememeestfilmbuff 4 года назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku badly written joke, like when you make a reveal to a joke you have to make sure that it makes sense to the whole sentence grammatically. A implies singularity, yet you use the plural noun muscles.

    • @abelarignacio1277
      @abelarignacio1277 4 года назад

      Uh oh someone spelled lazarbeam wrong

  • @rapiidzz9790
    @rapiidzz9790 3 года назад +9

    4 months later he has almost 9 million sub's
    Absolutely legendary

  • @sugarspice5595
    @sugarspice5595 3 года назад +627

    Tommy: “ he’s Australian “
    Me: *dies inside😔*

  • @hoodie_gang563
    @hoodie_gang563 4 года назад +74

    Tommy: joins call
    Vikstar: hell-
    Tommy: H E L L O
    Vikstar: 👁👄👁

    • @montellacraft2738
      @montellacraft2738 4 года назад +2

      Hello ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 3 года назад

      Tommyinnit found dead.!!. ruclips.net/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/видео.html

  • @MarzSimpson
    @MarzSimpson 4 года назад +50

    Its crazy to see how far Tommy has progressed in this past year alone - its actually inspirational

    • @Umrz749
      @Umrz749 4 года назад +2

      Not even past year Past like few months he’s got like just under 3 mil

    • @eatyourcreal9365
      @eatyourcreal9365 4 года назад

      @@Umrz749 better watch kombatroll
      ruclips.net/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/видео.html

  • @Starrzzxyz
    @Starrzzxyz 2 года назад +1

    TOMMY HAS AWOKEN SO MANY AUSTRALIANS THAT ARE HIS FANS INCLUDING MEEE

  • @Puxel
    @Puxel 4 года назад +86

    "What's an Austrian?"
    -Tommyinnit 2020

  • @echildd
    @echildd 4 года назад +264

    “There’s always time for apple pie.”
    God I love tubbo

  • @dambixo
    @dambixo 4 года назад +167

    Vik: *Joins Minecraft Server*
    Tommy: *Acts as if Jesus Christ himself just resurrected for a third time*

    • @nixkay4085
      @nixkay4085 4 года назад +6

      T-third?

    • @CooledJets
      @CooledJets 4 года назад +3

      @@nixkay4085 Yeah, remember when Church Prime was founded?

    • @boonhomey2738
      @boonhomey2738 4 года назад +1

      Oki ruclips.net/video/OmJa1dRD_fY/видео.html

    • @nixkay4085
      @nixkay4085 4 года назад +3

      @@CooledJets oh 😅yeah
      Btw the guy above me is self promotion go

  • @randomgameplay889
    @randomgameplay889 3 года назад +1

    I like the way Sam was a drug dealer now a prison Warden

  • @ashleus
    @ashleus 4 года назад +174

    Tommy: "VIK IM SORRY I WOULD NEVER STAB JESUS"
    I CANNOT FUNCTION

  • @jaxanator28
    @jaxanator28 4 года назад +350

    *There personality’s are like sour and sweet sauce. They are funny together, but there personalities REALLY contrast the others.* 😆

    • @l3naaa
      @l3naaa 4 года назад +5

      True

    • @1maxiuns
      @1maxiuns 4 года назад +18

      ok no need to type like *this*

    • @tigertuskjohnson2836
      @tigertuskjohnson2836 4 года назад +1

      @@1maxiuns Exactly

    • @l3naaa
      @l3naaa 4 года назад

      @@1maxiuns true

    • @daknee6386
      @daknee6386 4 года назад

      Their*
      *Enter spy in disguise gif here*

  • @makiyoxue
    @makiyoxue 4 года назад +177

    Tommy: how annoying am I?
    Everyone in the dream smp: *Y E S*

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 года назад +2

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ💛

    • @voxqiasoldchnl2954
      @voxqiasoldchnl2954 4 года назад

      @@spesq tyyy!

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 года назад

      @@voxqiasoldchnl2954 💘

    • @tacobox1441
      @tacobox1441 4 года назад

      @@spesq Wow did not expect you to reply, thought you were a RUclips bot!

  • @nabilou
    @nabilou 3 года назад +3

    6:48 That's the best moment

  • @ci-t0idi200
    @ci-t0idi200 4 года назад +112

    Lannan: Exists
    Tommy: *And i took that personally*

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 года назад +2

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into RUclips recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ❄️

    • @ci-t0idi200
      @ci-t0idi200 4 года назад

      @@spesq please delete your comment

  • @coolcharacter8525
    @coolcharacter8525 3 года назад +506

    I love while there is literal chaos and gun fire Wilbur just says calmly “You are being mugged. Don’t resist.”

  • @thunderclancat123
    @thunderclancat123 4 года назад +37

    "you're very outgoing"
    "whats that mean"
    "loud"

  • @rhianna5399
    @rhianna5399 3 года назад +1

    Me: being Australian
    Tommy: I hate Lazer beam bc he's Australian
    Me: oh ok 😓😭

  • @adhamelnabarawy1993
    @adhamelnabarawy1993 3 года назад +556

    tommy: goes to every youtubers to insulte them
    also tommy: most people find me annoying and I dont know why

    • @User91459
      @User91459 3 года назад +14

      in posh british accent: i mean i honestly dont know why

    • @siahiihais4517
      @siahiihais4517 3 года назад

      ok

    • @lunarxluv3432
      @lunarxluv3432 3 года назад +2

      LMAO THIS COMMENT

    • @the_ghost_226
      @the_ghost_226 3 года назад

      @@lunarxluv3432 you look like a luner eclipse because you hurt my eyes

    • @lunarxluv3432
      @lunarxluv3432 3 года назад

      @@the_ghost_226 ?