I love how the audience members always are either super vague with their answers and he has to squeeze information out of them or the answers are just so detailed and specific that it leaves you speechless. No in between
8:51 His response to finding the therapist in the crowd is priceless. Actually so genuine. Like, "How did I get the priviledge of picking out the therapist in the crowd at my comedy show?" 😅
I love the last one with the Disney Princess Meredith. The girl is absolutely right in saying that she can say what she wants. The reason is nobody can understand Meredith because she has to talk with her very strong Irish or Scottish accent.
I went to a 0-8 therapist as a kid. My parents finally pulled me out because I wasn't engaging at all. She'd say "do your parents abuse you?" and I'd be like "man I really like your lego sets"
I dont watch stand up like that, but man… You are something else! I’ve never laughed so hard, and every thing you say is so funny! Never stop doing comedy, I’m speechless!😭😂
Omg he is hysssterical! The cargo plane tho. You fly 2 things that can travel on their own? I’m dead. 😂 In my comedic mind I heard him say … You mean you just can’t drag the whales there?? 🤣🤣🤣
Your insight into what Disney would not want Merida to say was brilliant. In the last analysis it has less to do with bad taste or vulgarity and more to do with challenging the capitalist myth.
He claims to not know Merida, then makes a Brave reference at the end. Now, I know the princess did SAY "Merida from Brave," when he first questioned her on it, but if he could store that tiny, throwaway piece of information away in his brain, and make it the closing word of his final poinient joke,...🤯 We may have a new favorite, everybody!😊👏 No offense to Groucho Marx, Don Rickels, Robin Williams, George Carlin, Dave Chapelle, Doug Stanhope...❤
The soocer coach who was just replaced one day with no comment: Yup, we had thatvhappen with a PE teacher. I had to find out through the scuttlebutt that he'd impregnated a student, AND that apparently he was always staring at the girls throughout his 20 years at the school. Apparently the actual pregnancy was the problem, and not the, you know, fucking creepy decades os harassment.
My schools old drivers Ed teacher was fired and nothing was said and now theirs just a new drivers Ed teacher and nobody talks about the old drivers Ed teacher even the dude that worked with him in the same classroom we have two drivers Ed teachers one takes kids out two at a time to drive and the other stays in the classroom and yeah one of em was fired and nobody speaks about him but everyone knows it was something illegal
I know hes just riffing on the MMA guy, but when you fuck like an animal for 4-5 hours its a really exhausting experience. Not good if youve got a fight the next day. Considering they met at a gym and she recongized him from a fight, Id bet good money they get up to some wild shit behind closed doors. Two outgoing physically active people, in my personal experience thats made for plenty of unforgetable nights.
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"now that would be brave" is perfection
Not seen the movie.
Works to a crisp punchline anyway.
😘👌
I've seen the movie and didn't getnit until I read this comment.
The silence after “there’s a backup whale”
Oh god
there was no silence what are you on about
i love the pathological liar couple so much
I mean, do we know if the second story was a lie too??xD
@@sleepysera yeah they said it was in the full show 😂
@@suppeccnole6787 your picture is so cuuuuute 🥲🥰
Can you put the timestamp cause I can't tell which couple you're talking about lol
@@raincloud-5516 sure its 6:16 :D
I've seen almost all of these on shorts and still was wheezing the whole way through rewatching them here. True talent man
Same
Samee i never miss an upload yet they're still funny
Dude said "we have a backup whale"
And gianmarco realized he had a super villain on his hands
I mean, what kind of 'sanctuary' would condone that?
@@NormyTresthe kind that asks for a whale (and a backup!) Delivered by plane
Who tf needs a whale
any time gianmarco interacts with the members of the audience it’s literally just him getting excited about the gossip and I love it
The guy singing Toronto was so good.
And I loved the way his face lit up when he did it.
And he did as if it were "Vincero" which is perfect
right???
I love how the audience members always are either super vague with their answers and he has to squeeze information out of them or the answers are just so detailed and specific that it leaves you speechless. No in between
8:51 His response to finding the therapist in the crowd is priceless. Actually so genuine. Like, "How did I get the priviledge of picking out the therapist in the crowd at my comedy show?" 😅
You should employ that sound tech.
😭💀
So he can sit around and destroy a book on Gianmarco's dime? No thanks
That’s the sexiest “what do you do for work” I’ve ever heard
There’s the one girl who said she loves working with old people and wouldn’t say her favorite patients name cause of hipaa and then there’s this guy
That point about Disney princesses unionising was superb.
I've listened to that woman howl "what is happening?!" in the background ten times now....its too fucking good. 🤣
...unionize. Now that would be brave. 🤣🤣🤣
GIVE THIS MAN A NETFLIX SPECIAL
Nooo! I don't have Netflix!
I love the last one with the Disney Princess Meredith. The girl is absolutely right in saying that she can say what she wants. The reason is nobody can understand Meredith because she has to talk with her very strong Irish or Scottish accent.
"Is he okay?"
"No he's a nurse"
😭🤣
I LOVE comedians that can interact with the audience!! For me, that’s a true comedian!! Love your stuff!!!
"There's a back-up whale"
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!
That last response is absolute perfection! 😆
I'm still traumatised by 'back-up whale'
32-year-old man here. Knew every reference he didn't get, including the Disney princess.
This guy's hilarious!
I went to a 0-8 therapist as a kid. My parents finally pulled me out because I wasn't engaging at all. She'd say "do your parents abuse you?" and I'd be like "man I really like your lego sets"
"Meredith was may favorite. She can say what she wants."
I think I know why she *was* a disney princess.
i literally love your comedy so much LMAO, i don’t usually laugh out loud at stuff i see, especially when im alone. but your vids have me cracking up!
Excellent crowd work.
Some other comedians make fun of/ bully the audience. And I feel like that's mean and easy for a quick laugh.
I dont watch stand up like that, but man… You are something else! I’ve never laughed so hard, and every thing you say is so funny! Never stop doing comedy, I’m speechless!😭😂
Great line to end the video with 😅👏👏👏
I love the lady that goes "what is happening?!":D
NOT THE BACKUP WHALE LMAO
Loved you on James corden! Was working bts and laughing
ew I feel bad for him lol cant believe he needed to go through James Corden yuck lol
This is definitely my happy place
I wish you could come to India damn...... love your crowd work and the podcast....
Opera boy just got a two person stand up ovation from the Netherlands! That lead up was excellent 😂
Thank you so much for including the whale guy, best bit 💙
10:50 ... Utterly elegant.
The convo went form 📈to📈to📈
lmao love this video. This crowd work is insane.
the MMA fighter interaction is the set up for my favorite joke ever
“So those are two different cables you’re saying?” 😂
I felt that "so they're different cables" comment deep in my soul 😁.
I feel you. I was working in a community college computer room. A girl says to me, "I think I broke the cup holder on the computer".
@@dreadogastusf3548I feel like that girl and me could be friends 🤭.
The guy singing Toronto made this video so much better 😂
I had to subscribe because i was on the floor red in the face with laughter, keep being awesome!
Ngl I've seen a couple of your shorts before but these best of compilations ABSOLUTELY got me to subscribe. So good!
“Now that would be Brave” hahahahahaahah
Omg he is hysssterical! The cargo plane tho. You fly 2 things that can travel on their own? I’m dead. 😂 In my comedic mind I heard him say … You mean you just can’t drag the whales there?? 🤣🤣🤣
8:39 he's so good xDDDDDd
A-ha! An extra jab! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I freaking love this guy😂
I love how he didn't even know the Disney Princess, but he knew EXACTLY what to say about Disney Corp.
3:37 we need to get this guy a geothermal job
Your insight into what Disney would not want Merida to say was brilliant. In the last analysis it has less to do with bad taste or vulgarity and more to do with challenging the capitalist myth.
Grande fra, buenisimos tus standups👌🏽💛💛
Saludos desde il Mare Nostrum🗿
"Black guy destroys a book while girl puts feet on chair". Thats crazy 😂😂😂
Old people absolutely have the best sense of humor about death. Everyone refuses to talk about it and acts like they're breakable.
First I've seen of your work, absolutely hilarious! Insta sub
Love at the end how you’re like idk anything about this Disney Princess but I’m gonna make it funny anyway
just BRILLIANT
He claims to not know Merida, then makes a Brave reference at the end.
Now, I know the princess did SAY "Merida from Brave," when he first questioned her on it, but if he could store that tiny, throwaway piece of information away in his brain, and make it the closing word of his final poinient joke,...🤯
We may have a new favorite, everybody!😊👏
No offense to Groucho Marx, Don Rickels, Robin Williams, George Carlin, Dave Chapelle, Doug Stanhope...❤
5:53 well isn't that the opposite of Jinx? Lol
Clapped for the opera singer irl bruh
Crushed I won't see you on my birthday!
So excited that you sold out, though!
See you in November, you hilarious, laugh sharing animal, you!
Thank you
Holy shit my ribs hurt. I didnt realize crowd work could be actually funny.
The school one was wild☠️
Of course the *assistant* principal was just the accomplice.
“She’s the one I don’t know”
He looks like a Hugh jackman if purchased from wish
The opera guy holy fk… that was so surprising
LOL this dude totally reminds me of Andy from Weeds. LOL
Give this man a sitcom.
I'm dead
Can I just say I love opera boy lol
Speaking as a cynical old guy. Gianmarco, your talking my language.
Of course her favorite disney princess is the only one that's pixar
So those are teo different cables your saying? 😂😂
I’m really glad you learned about the charanna thing
A backup whale? WTF is life 😭
Dude remember us when you're more famous than bread
😂😂
You’re bound for SNL cast I hope
🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
Of all the things she would not be allowed to say that I thought he would joke about, I did not expect what he said But it's the very best example.
He doesn't know Merida LOL. Something tells me he might not know Tiana either, or any "newer" Disney princess from the mid 2000s and onward.
TORONTOES!
Gianmarco and Stavy need to colab
Backup whale 😂💀
Full investigation on nursing home guy
They should unionize!
The soocer coach who was just replaced one day with no comment: Yup, we had thatvhappen with a PE teacher. I had to find out through the scuttlebutt that he'd impregnated a student, AND that apparently he was always staring at the girls throughout his 20 years at the school. Apparently the actual pregnancy was the problem, and not the, you know, fucking creepy decades os harassment.
My schools old drivers Ed teacher was fired and nothing was said and now theirs just a new drivers Ed teacher and nobody talks about the old drivers Ed teacher even the dude that worked with him in the same classroom we have two drivers Ed teachers one takes kids out two at a time to drive and the other stays in the classroom and yeah one of em was fired and nobody speaks about him but everyone knows it was something illegal
🤓 Actually, whales breathe air and cannot breathe water so they shouldn't need water unless they need it for some other reason.
To keep the skin hydrated
@@clochard4074
Is that necessary for its survival?
Random Nate Diaz in the crowd... Yeah.
i miss beardless gianmarco
4:06 should've said somewhere in the South of Germany or something maybe
Good joke either way
That Brave tag was slick!!
I know hes just riffing on the MMA guy, but when you fuck like an animal for 4-5 hours its a really exhausting experience. Not good if youve got a fight the next day.
Considering they met at a gym and she recongized him from a fight, Id bet good money they get up to some wild shit behind closed doors. Two outgoing physically active people, in my personal experience thats made for plenty of unforgetable nights.
No but is someone gonna explain me the whale thing or...?
Fluff it ima say man’s is sexy as hell ❤