Space Station 13: The Sec Files
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Sec Rounds. The FBI files SS13 parody is an idea I had for a while but never did because I didn't play security enough. / boatbomber - Bail Fund
/ blackpantslegion - Intro Narrator
/ @justzar - Zar made the background music that's featured in the first 30 seconds when Tex is talking.
• The FBI Files Opening... - The 2nd song is a pitch shift version of this and I copied the visuals.
/ @boatbombersstreams7722 - I stream here sometimes
can't wait to have kids so i can tell them i was a background character in Space Station 13: The Sec Files
Im gonna watch this and see myself die in a stupid way aren't I?
Bro same I was the fulp warden the round the brig caught on fire
That’s the most entertaining way of saying ThAt wAs Me
"Shut up, Dad! I'm trying to watch holographic anime streamers!"
Yeah right like anyone who plays this game isn't a Turbo Virgin And will remain such for the rest of their life
I'd like to see what stories you could tell with Dwarf Fortress.
All of them end in mishaps in the engineering department
@@grandstrategos1144
"It wasn't until later that I learned I could make Ballistas to defend my fortress, which would be quite useful in my neverending assault against the green horde of goblins that saw fit to ransack my fortress every five minutes. I blocked off the front entrance and made a second one. It was a long hallway just big enough to fit several ballistas at the very end of it. I had set the dwarves to shoot on sight, not realizing that the dwarven liaison and his crew would be rolling up to my cave crib at any moment. Soon the liaison and his posse were turned into dwarven cheese as my dwarves opened fire on the unsuspecting fuckers. Not only were we now under attack from goblins, but also from our own people. We knew we would have to abandon this place and move elsewhere far beneath the earth to cover up this shame. We tried to bury our shame so deep that we dug straight to hell and ended up getting eaten alive by alpaca spiders before we could prosecute the men responsible for the death of the traders. At least we found some cool rocks before we died though."
Gary Busey Damn you read my mind.
I always thought ss13 was kind of just playing as a rimworld “pawn” in a rimworld esque environment
@@rivermiller1973 holy fuck you described it perfectly
12:00 I laughed so hard at "salutes with both hands"
Security : We need to save the miners brains from the ash drake!
Station : Finally, sec doing something
Security : Uses lasers instead of KAs to fight the ash drake and dies
Station : S H A M E
least they weren't using disablers
Miners died to an ashdrake
Y to shame.
@@robertbogan225 miners are virgin, borgs are chad
Imagine dying to a lizard who is countered by a fire extinguisher.
@@artemefimov8215 Borgs are on the same level of subhuman as lizards, moths, and catpeople
Here's the difference between LRP, MRP and HRP in SS13.
LRP: /tg/. (Expect powergaming because why not)
MRP: Expect some RP. When going gets tough. Drop the RP and go ham. You can expect some insane QM to make you do paperwork too. If it's low pop (sub 15 people), do an autsim project if you're an engineer like replacing the SM with a TEG or setting up a singulo engine as well as the TEG/SM you now have.
HRP: That QM that had you doing paperworks wet dream. Now the HOP does it too. The CMO expects paperworks to be triple stamped for even removing a chestburster. You might run into subhumans that do "Combat RP". Avoid them at all costs.
To enjoy heavy RP you need to at least have brain soooo big so you can use it as a chair
Or alternatively, for those participating in "Combat RP", just fuck their shit up royally while they're typing. ez win.
is combat rp what i think it is?
To me High RP means practicing bullshitting admins to get yourself out of a ban.
The fulpstation discord spends ages trying to figure out if they’re in these vids when they come out, you’re a celebrity to the entire server
It’s something new and to do, why not
It was the same when hippy joined.
Seeing lasers being used aganist the ash drake was peak comedy for me
90% Energy Resist moment
Shoulda seen the time my station tried to BSA bubblegum, they had to send like 25 shots to kill it, and drained all the power of the station
@@LerzBerz333 Eventually you can kill the megafauna with BSA. it just takes upwards of 100 shots in quick succession as all megafauna have a stupid high health regen if you disengage for a few seconds.
CMDR Emotions ive gotten all megafauna dead with it before
Just took like 100 shots, and 20 minutes of apcs recharging
Great video, I'm looking forward to the continuation of this series... we should expect episode two in 18 months, yeah?
You should make an AI dungeon evil wizard video, Boat Bomber.
As a note on baystation when you play as a mouse your text gets recorded as normal on a universal recorder, spent a whole round shit talking the psychologist as a mouse.
Baysec are so neutered because antags suck it's not even funny, but since they don't have mechanical advantage, instead most sec players on bay meta game hard. That's why they hunted you for little reason.
bay doesn't even have that many antags compared to bee and others which makes it not fun
Just wait until boat bomber finds out about manual shuttle driving in unity station 13
>Fulpstation features one of the lowest of roleplay
Told that to an admin once.
Immersion smite and a 2 week ban.
that definitely happened and you didn't make that up
@@gotgunpowder Was a cultist lizard, said on cult chat: "Any liggers in there?"
Bwoink, apparently that's not allowed since it's offensive or whatever and "LRP" when they were trying to move to MRP. I said that Fulp doesn't have roleplay and that I had doubts it would have it for quite a while. Smited, I pm them "bruh" and get banned.
I used to play on fulp. Those robed guys do that stuff every round, they start a cult and try to get people to join, then they try to attack and kill anyone who doesn't.
Yeah we got rid of those guys. Feel free to come back.
To be fair, whenever I start a "cult" in chapel I just ask people if they want to join nicely and grab bodies from morgue when needed, just need to think about how to do things without ruining other peoples fun.
i got yelled at by an admin for calling them securitards
Space Station 13 also known as *Abuse That Clown For No Reason*
theres always a reason. Everyone on the station should know that.
No honking on the station!
They knew their sin
@@seaisforocean9421 you are part of the problem.
*salutes with both hands*
I got an ad for a lawyer before watching this.
Love the peacekeeper standing there being useless at keeping the peace.
9:41
TOO MUCH BURGER
Ah yes, the original Among Us
@free wifi let's be honest, Among Us is the easier mainstream version that many people reliably know and understand how to play while SS13 is the work of the gods that only enlightened beings can understand
Don’t be racist to bugs, flesh man
Look at this sensitive NPC.
You’re NOT BANNED FROM GOON? HOW? I got banned for saying “bitch” because they said it was a slur(PERMABANNED) .
You probably get asked this a lot but what server/servers do you play on? Fulp obviously lol but any others?
TG servers, fulp is a new one I frequent, and goon sometimes. Those are my favorites but I enjoy trying new ones.
I’m glad boat is being a true shitsec making me proud
my best moment as sec is when i used the ice bolt mutation and an inferno pistol on a clown. the explosion was comparable to a welderbomb and much funnier.
But sec sucks man, you get yelled at for everything. Save the qm? Get yelled at. Arrest the traitor? Get yelled at!
With boatbomber in sec i know the station is in good hands
The production on these videos is getting out of hand 😙👌
Nah beating a prisoner is still rater tame i got once stuffed into the amory by a sec guy that wanted an excuse to kill me so he put me handcuffed into the amory and told everyone i broke in then waited to see if i took any guns when i didn‘t do that he badly played out his script of "warning me to lay down my guns"(that i didn‘t have and then shot me to death and decapitated me 10/10 security officer of course the rest of sec helped even trough they literally saw him dragging me into the armory......
He did that after trying to kill me trough other means but that did not work out too well for him(he injured himself when he tried to chopstomp me cause i was fully augmented)
better dead than sec
Defunded Sec? Now that’s topical
I wonder if the World Server will make a return, maybe in a Sec Files new episode
I have never played sec, ever, and I'm proud of it.
Why? Being the reason all people fucking died is fun.
Why? Dunking nerds and being dunked by nerds is super fun
300 hours and never touched sec (Detective doesn't count :)
@@Grandmaster-Kush detective does count, part of security department
@@thatromanfella8377 But I never get to do any real sec work and spend the time patrolling around waiting to make vertical horizontal on dem syndies
Damn he still playing this game?
Have you also been watching the FBI files on RUclips. That intro was a pleasant surprise
I've always enjoyed TRU crime shows such as it.
How to play sec..... be a powergamer
dont prevent crimes DO THEM!
let the HOP get beaten by a clown after they call out a ling!
get killed by lings because the Hop was right and the clown was a ling.
Sec: NANI?!
AS ANTAG YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!! Exepct being an antagonist
I was a traitor once and got away with murder and power sinking the station but my fucking game crashed before i could get away off station big REEEEE!!!
Fulpstation is great, you can get drunk and then create a rival religion from the chaplain as medbay is getting fucked by nukeops
*Kobe Jordan salutes with both hands.
Freaking brilliant.
Nooo they captured Cuban Pete
Rose are red
Violet are blue
The views 3k
The player 30
Why is the production of this worse than the previous? The corpses are not giving me enough wood.
Isn't there copyright on the fbi files intro music or am I wrong?
Have you been banned from the Goon station servers?
On paradise i basically became the unabomber because the AI was extending prison times,threw 2 firebombs into security and got banned because i wasnt an antag
Moral of the story:dont play on paradise
OR the morale is: Stick to the rules and dont get banned
8:28 I'm the guy at the bottom, that round was fun :D
HERE BEFORE KIDS SAY FIRST
I would love to see this as a series
I hate that the taser has been removed on most tg based server and replace with that joke disabler i hate it so much.
Getting the disabler combo is glorious though.
@@Lexbomb6464 only if you got energy guns as your secondary if it mix with shotgun or any other weapon?It's fucking trash
Ah the days when baton insta stunned...
@@MagicalBreeze It's better nowadays.
Fuck me the production quality ❤
tfw you get executed by shitsec boatbomber
You inspired me to make ss13 vids
Bruh wait until Unitystation is done
First lol
Heh I was one of the black robe gang
vertical become horizontal
I was a Janitor and very new to the game. I walked into an office room with a book. I started reading the book. It was on Space Law. Some Lizard named G.A.U.S.S dragged me out of the room and interrogated me. I told him I was reading a book and was getting hungry and he told me that he was going to get Security. Security came and started talking to me and halfway through I passed out from starvation. Lizard man said he was going to drag me to medical and took possession of my unconscious body. He took me to an execution chamber. I had just read Space Law. I had a right to choose how I went out. I wanted to be Spaced. But alas I was suffocated at the hands of Lizard man.
Next round I found him while carrying a Tool Box. I threw it at his head from about 3 feet away and gave him a concussion. I had a fair share of tools inside including handcuffs. I cuffed the Lizard and threw him in a locker. I dragged the Locker to a secluded Airlock and pulled him out. I shoved a random pill I found down his throat and beat him some more with the Toolbox. I saw Security outside the room so I uncuffed and dragged the Lizard to Medical. He got nice and healed so I stocked up on some extras and dragged him back to the Airlock. I then stated "An eye for an eye" as I gouged out his eyes with a Screwdriver. I wwnt for a less lethal approach from last time and broke his legs instead of his skull. He wasn't really dying too hard so I cuffed him and threw him back into the Locker with an O2 Tank and welded it shut. I then threw him into space and walked to the bar.
Fun fact about the 2nd round (I was the jannie moth): The engineer traitor and the borg managed to completely plasma flood everything and were the only 2 to escape. I was marooned with another person in maints who made our own small farm to survive.
Pretty romantic. This could be a good gay porn scenario
@@conq1273 nice, so gay interspecies porn?
I love your narrations
BattleBrothers that was TG?
Yay I’m in this vid Oliver poplin the warden on Fulp. That round when the CMO plasma fired brig was really fun. To this day I still don’t know what was in that nade.
That vending machine religion was my religion I'm honored that my prestigious religion was showcased
Sec more like sped
Oh fuck, the cult in the chapel at the start was led by me and the clown, holy shit I didn't think I'd be included in this, Nice.
@2:59 lol thats Vae. Vae always runs the cat person with brown long hair and can normally be found at med bay.
I really don't get the absolute hate against stun guns when the alternative is either a pool noodle or going blast-o on their faces
nice documentary
What station is this?
secborg is back?
Seen someone named boatbomber on fulp didn't think it was really you
ayyy i was the seccie trying to stop people from killing the scared syndie borg
i wish i played the bay round with boatbomber, i'd probably be the only one to play along
What server is this
No evidence to be found blame the clown
The most useful advice
Great memes
Can’t believe he didn’t like our vending machine church
Ok, shitsec.
So he got banned from virgo by how he shortly he put it.
FUCKING LOL
the secs files
That intro is beautiful
You deserve to be a bigger channel for the opening of this alone.
rob thomas
True MRP is more like the directors cut of LRP
4:47
HUMAN WITH LIZARD TAIL SPOTTED
ELIMINATE
*ELIMINATE*
I was in this video as the warden in the one the brig burned down lol
gaming
Best editing so far way past good job here
Ok
salutes with both hands..lmfao
Manuel sec metagang is pretty chill
Yay another boat bomber upload!!!!
Man I love watching Secs
50sec in and I’m loving it
I need homies to play with
That intro was a banger.
you killed vae
Nice intro.