I haven't took shit but my immediate family is like this lol. I'm a hair under 6ft and am basically neck and neck with my sister. Everyone else is bigger. Even my nephews are taller lol feelsbad.
My mom is 5'11" abd my dad was 5'8" and up until freshman year my whole family though i'd be a manlet. Then I shot from 5'9" to 6'2" and they all shut up. Haven't grown since but I'm perfectly fine with where I'm at
As for your hair loss, just embrace it. You'll eventually go bald anyways. It's a part of aging. Hair is just hair. No reason to get depressed over it or spend thousands over a hair transplant + treatments to delay the inevitable.
I’m glad I discovered MPMD while I’m in high school because talking PEDs could of been a possibility for me. Now I now to just wait it out till my test start to drop I’m my late 30’s and then go on TRT. If I can stay consistent until then then my gains deserve the TRT😂
Im a 145lb twig long distance runner who doesn’t lift weights, is natural, and has no desire to use PEDs yet this channel is definitely one of the most informative and entertaining, great series mate
Im a 158lb 6'0 tall and never was interested either in all these activities as i tend to be naturally athletic built but still find these stories funny and interesting, these poor bastards and the things they do to themselves with all these chemicals. Like just lift and stay natural dude, you already kmow the Adonis chiseled look is fake and unnatural.
Me, a straight noob, laughing at the stories and then Derek starts dropping 7 syllable words “it will aromatize into 7alphamethylestrodial” man I just switched from fried to grilled chicken man I ain’t that deep yet 😂😂😂
@@barney2159 + Serious? I find as I get older it’s harder and harder to lift weights because of the way I lifted when I was young. You can still get size on gear doing calisthenics?
@@briandam8126 probably, I switched to the gym a couple years ago but when I used to train calisthenics (competed a few times) I saw some dudes explode with strength and size in the matter of months, I have no idea if they used to take gear but I have many suspicions, but a friend literally gained 20 seconds+ on his holds for the front lever and straddle planche and 10+ seconds on the full planche in like 6 weeks, and really significant strength gains in many other areas (not that much of a size difference tho) from just winstrol. Funnily enough I dont think he even knew the doses and was just told by some dude how much to take, but the results were insane.
@@barney2159 + Thank you for the reply and info, Barney. I’m gonna start a cycle in a few months but I was thinking about doing it on a full blown, calisthenics routine.
@@briandam8126 wouldn't recommend you if you're purely seeking hypertrophy, as the gym is superior specifically for that, but if you like the sport then go for it.
Feel bad for the guy in this horror story, but it’s important to share stuff like this as a warning to people of what could happen if they mess with these things.
I knew one guy back in high school that went to another school and believe it or not he actually became a pro heavyweight boxer and in one of his biggest fights ever he was so roided out on Halo that he bit the other boxer’s ear off! I swear bro it really happened I saw the video
Started getting into MPMD videos recently. I always feel like I've missed the PED 101 seminar that everyone else attended and understands the shit Derek says (e.g. 4:50). Is there a place where I can get some basic info about PEDs from MPMD?
Did winny cycle for 8 weeks. No blood work. Finished last week. Can't find any pct, and don't even know where to find it. My drive is shit and i know I'll loose the gainz. Call me idiot and give me advice. Thanks in advc. My comments get filtered so i hope this one doesn't lol.
Check out ExpressPCT, if not in stock then blackroids. You should of started your cycle when you had your PCT on hand rather than waiting to get it, at least that’s what I do.
I mentioned in the comments about my dbol best childhood friend in the Tren movie video how it screwed him up and funny it all was. Two days ago my mom called me (she is in medcare) and said he passed away from a suicide after a breakup from his wife n lost custody of the daughter......
Every time I’ve used nandrolone my libido has been high. I always use low dose testosterone with it. Regardless of testosterone, deca seems to contribute to my overall libido in a good way.
I’ve ran dbol solo twice. I had a strict diet and only ate at maintenance calories. Both times I gained 18 pounds. Lost about 5 of it first time and about 8 the second time. I looked better at the end of pct, but looking back a dodged a huge bullet and was practically rolling the dice on screwing up my hormones and possibly getting gyno. I’m very lucky
How is this possible? If you gained 13 pounds of permanent weight on the first cycle then you were in a calorie surplus. You know if you’ve eaten maintenance because after you pct and you lose the water retention you are exactly the same weight you were when you started
Dbol seems to give the most insane strength gains. I gained 15kg on the military press in 4 weeks whilst maintaining the same bodyweight, I recomped by burning fat and building muscle at the same time. Gained 15kg on Bench press too, 40kg on deadlift and 20kg on squat. It was ran alongside test and deca but in the first 4 weeks the deca had hardly kicked in so most of the gains were Dbol.
Watch a couple of his videos and cross reference everything he says. Write it down and then go watch videos. I promise people have made explanations on each one.
I went to junior high with a guy who’s brother put him on gear and he was big as fk but by our junior year in high school it was obvious he wasn’t going to get over 5’5 I bet he looks back on that now 30 years later and knows it was a mistake.
back when I first watched this I was like "nice, as soon as I get hairloss I'm gonna check out the playlist" well now on 6mg Estradiol and 15mg cyproteroneacetate thats not a problem anymore. I'm losing so much muscle though :(
Logs every time he has a tug but doesn’t check his test levels? The sign of a true DBol gangster.
top comment bro lol'd irl
Baller
Underrated comment.
This should be pinned
Never end this series.
@@thenattyking3470 change your weird pfp
@@thenattyking3470 bruh🤣 I swear I always see you In the comments all the time.
@@thenattyking3470 lmfao yes
Yessss bro without theses vids I'm afraid my foreskin will get infected
@@schnnellbell3310 ma nigga wha🤣🤮
He was 5'11" and stunted his growth and was the shortest guy in his family? This man comes from a family of giants
Manlet detected
@@noodlepancak783 its a fair assesment being as the average usa height for men is 175cms or around 5,8 feet
I haven't took shit but my immediate family is like this lol. I'm a hair under 6ft and am basically neck and neck with my sister. Everyone else is bigger. Even my nephews are taller lol feelsbad.
My mom is 5'11" abd my dad was 5'8" and up until freshman year my whole family though i'd be a manlet. Then I shot from 5'9" to 6'2" and they all shut up. Haven't grown since but I'm perfectly fine with where I'm at
@@noodlepancak783 walk into traffic
These stories become so outrageous you begin to question if it's legit or fake
You are everywhere
They tend to be fake brother it's reddit if what people said on it was true most neck beards can do everything better than the best
@@markwells4523 I dunno man, the mpmd sub is pretty legit in my opinion. Not sure about others though.
Idk I got some wild stories at that age I was a fkd up kid 🤣 couldn’t imagine how I would be like at that age on year
reddit is full of "creative writers "
Listening to the story I felt so happy for the dude when he got his chick, until it all fell apart.
Press F for our Dbol Gangsta
i just went fullscreen pressing f
F
F
F
F
"We could get swole together"
True friendship right there
Sounds like a porn
Back at 16 we were getting stoned together
Bro when I was 16 years old I was more worried about trying to talk to a girl and sell individual jawbreakers out of multi-packs for profit 😂
Can't forget the cans of coke for them sweet profits
Same bro I bought all the chip bags in elementary and resold them double the price. Made BANK back then
Same 😂 except I sold Gum for profit
Damn I was selling weed and acid😆
Buy a 100 piece bubba gum bag from stop n shop for buck fifty, sell each for a quarter at school
MPMD is important for every human male on the planet. Easily digestable info provided by an entertaining chad. Derek is lit
no
@@hata6290 Why the fuck Are you here?
@@hata6290 ye
Derek reading these bedtime stories is quality content.
3 years later and I’m watching this right before I go to sleep 😂
Well its me. My story. Thanks derek for reacting on it. Thanks for all the advice as well.
Is it really?
We are all now curious what province you are at
As for your hair loss, just embrace it. You'll eventually go bald anyways. It's a part of aging. Hair is just hair. No reason to get depressed over it or spend thousands over a hair transplant + treatments to delay the inevitable.
@@anonypersona3189 agreed
@@TibetanAlkmist haha ontario lol. Mystic delts.
Summer is fast approaching and a vid of Derek cold approaching is the perfect way to start
Derek doesn't approach girls, the gravitational pull of his delts pulls all nearby chicks towards him
"Dad's pills" is such a terrible gamble. You either get huge muscles tiny c***, no muscles huge c***, or good old fashioned priapism.
It always cracks me up that Derek is smiling in the thumbnail of those horror story videos 😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣
dude thats a great song
Cause the stories are funny af
Getting a GNC “metabolic booster” ad before Derek explains supraphysiological compounds and horror stories of children using them is peak irony
Yeah i get constant vshred ads too. So ridiculous lol
I don’t even understand most of the words Derek is saying but I’m addicted to watching these nonetheless lmao
Dereks editor the only guy on yt putting the volume at a decent level
yeah man i got a volume booster extension recently due to low volume in vids but with derek it was always ok
I’m glad I discovered MPMD while I’m in high school because talking PEDs could of been a possibility for me. Now I now to just wait it out till my test start to drop I’m my late 30’s and then go on TRT. If I can stay consistent until then then my gains deserve the TRT😂
Tren blast for life at thirty that is the way to go
You write so bad I thought I was reading another tren horror story
@@dimitrijekrstic7567 i confused it for another language.
I love how as soon as you hear Tim Hortons you're instantly like, yep he's a Canadian 😂🤣
Timmies is our national treasure
@@nighttempest7163 honestly
It’s prolly facts tho😭
@@aspectsports7122 it is 🤣
We have Tim Hortons here in the states too. I’ve seen a bunch in upstate New York.
For the algo, boys.🙏🏽
For god, country, and the algorithm.
Thought you meant algorand
Ur mum
May his delts reach supraphysiological heights
Algorand?
Algorithm made while sick. Wish me a speedy recovery Derek
Thanks Derek 🙏
Im a 145lb twig long distance runner who doesn’t lift weights, is natural, and has no desire to use PEDs yet this channel is definitely one of the most informative and entertaining, great series mate
Im a 158lb 6'0 tall and never was interested either in all these activities as i tend to be naturally athletic built but still find these stories funny and interesting, these poor bastards and the things they do to themselves with all these chemicals.
Like just lift and stay natural dude, you already kmow the Adonis chiseled look is fake and unnatural.
SAUNA: For those curious, you can see his "sauna" in this video, at 15:26, full day of vertical diet eating.
ruclips.net/video/mvkmwVAta1Q/видео.html
Loved when Derrick assumed the province they live in based off of Tim Horton's.
We have Tim Horton in UK too lol
I think having the Tim Hortons on campus gives it away
😂😂
@@Rick-zw9kp every Canadian university has a Tim’s on campus or nearby.
HE lives in
Show us the entire sauna, Derek.
Last time i was this early conor was still sane and was on a sub efficacious dose of divine protein
Long time ago!
Remember 2 years ago when he covered why he lost his gains and we thought that was the worst thing to happen to him 😔
Conor who?
Me, a straight noob, laughing at the stories and then Derek starts dropping 7 syllable words
“it will aromatize into 7alphamethylestrodial” man I just switched from fried to grilled chicken man I ain’t that deep yet 😂😂😂
At least you're not a gay noob...
😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂😂
The maxed out efficacious dose of algorithmic commentary
12:52 I had to look up "telogen effluvium." It is "a type of temporary hair loss caused by a stressor or change to your body."
I don’t even gear or lift, just calisthenics. But these story’s are top tier
Gear still does wonders for calisthenics, especially for the static exercises.
@@barney2159 +
Serious?
I find as I get older it’s harder and harder to lift weights because of the way I lifted when I was young.
You can still get size on gear doing calisthenics?
@@briandam8126 probably, I switched to the gym a couple years ago but when I used to train calisthenics (competed a few times) I saw some dudes explode with strength and size in the matter of months, I have no idea if they used to take gear but I have many suspicions, but a friend literally gained 20 seconds+ on his holds for the front lever and straddle planche and 10+ seconds on the full planche in like 6 weeks, and really significant strength gains in many other areas (not that much of a size difference tho) from just winstrol. Funnily enough I dont think he even knew the doses and was just told by some dude how much to take, but the results were insane.
@@barney2159 +
Thank you for the reply and info, Barney. I’m gonna start a cycle in a few months but I was thinking about doing it on a full blown, calisthenics routine.
@@briandam8126 wouldn't recommend you if you're purely seeking hypertrophy, as the gym is superior specifically for that, but if you like the sport then go for it.
get this man to a mil already jesus christ
I get excited like a little school girl when i see these videos
Gay
Fr
Me too men
Here for the daily dose of algorithm.
Supraphysiological doses?
@@MrGidget97 You know it.
500 mg of algorithm enanthate. Since that’s what the comments recommend.
This series makes me happy that I never was that impulsive, because lord knows I wasn't confident at 16
That dude is going to turn into Conner Murphy drinking those “divined milkshakes” 💀
Yayyyyyy,Sunday story time!!! We love you Derek❤️
Wtf,I'm here again!!!! 😅
Bed times are not the same without this!
"We got a classic gangster on our hands..."
🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀👌👌👌
Algorithm for the crew ❤️🙏
Perfect timing. Meal ready and I can enjoy watching new episode. TY
I don't even care if those stories are real or not. I just love dereks reaction and the ridiculous movie in my head 😂
keep doing these vids.
i wrote about my story to help others but my comment disappeared a few minutes ago.
Who delete
I picked up the gorilla pre workout, and I'm digging it, thanks for putting a lot of thought and good stuff in there 👍
4:29 I don’t know what you are saying but I agree
Will never get tired of these bedtime stories
Haven’t seen @moredishesmorebishes in the comments for a while. Starting to worry if the supraphysiological doses of algorithm was too much
With each video these stories are becoming more outlandish. Next one will be about the astronaut on deca
Man it’s horrific that high school kids have access to these things.
Another Sunday Horror Cycle Story, LETS GO!!!
That sucks that his growth got stunted for a stupid mistake he made when he was 16
i mean hes still above average height
Derek: *says elvish science mumbo jumbo*
Me: Yes of course
Anyone else watch Derek talk with all his fancy verbiage and act like they understand what hes saying?? I know it can't just be me.
I finally have one reason to be glad that I did biology at uni, over computer science
@@zingo1848
I’m the same, my chemistry degree pays off in these vids😂
@@zingo1848 you think cs is a good degree now looking back at it ?
@@rangel6657 yes
Genuinely love your content derek.
Mpmd out here saving lives , steroid industry , before mpmd and after
I have no idea what the hell he’s talking about in the explanations but yet, I keep watching lol
Day 76 of asking Derek to show us the entire sauna. #ShowTheSauna #ReleaseTheSaunaCut
Get a life
Time to settle in with a nice cup of coffee to enjoy this Dbol Diatribe 😌☕️
I got my chicken broccoli and rice ready
Eid Moubarek
@@jibril2473 Eid Mubarak!!
@petru matei Disgustinggggg lol
@petru matei pork Is disgusting
Feel bad for the guy in this horror story, but it’s important to share stuff like this as a warning to people of what could happen if they mess with these things.
You must be on TRT time-travelling to watch the video so fast 😉
"from there make an assessment whether this is androgenic alopecia or just persistent telligen affiliium"
Ya bro. Ya shoulda done that as step one
Made me cackle
I love these horror stories great bed time or morning coffee stories 🤠
We need some halo stories on here too! Loving this series
ong🥶💉🧪
I knew one guy back in high school that went to another school and believe it or not he actually became a pro heavyweight boxer and in one of his biggest fights ever he was so roided out on Halo that he bit the other boxer’s ear off! I swear bro it really happened I saw the video
@@lil_salt1383 Halotestin. A super powerful oral that supposedly makes you have more rage than tren. Super toxic too from what i hear
@@joshuah.4496 Mike…Tyson? Is that right?
Started getting into MPMD videos recently. I always feel like I've missed the PED 101 seminar that everyone else attended and understands the shit Derek says (e.g. 4:50). Is there a place where I can get some basic info about PEDs from MPMD?
So kind of Derek to make these daily bed time stories. Also algorithm :)
Derek is a hero. And these steroid stories are amazing.
Derek should’ve been a science teacher with that vocabulary
I think we can all agree that the safest cycle one can go on is 500mg of Algo a day
No bro, the safest and best is my current cycle... TEST MIX 400 and DECA 200, just take 3 injections per week of each and see what happens...
🙂🇧🇬🛸🙏😁
@@ivanjdrakov1957 chicken and brocc is still superior tho 🥶
@@MrSoloDz3 yeah I was just joking, I know my cycle is classic but not the safest at 1200mg of Testosterone and 600mg of Deca per week... 🇧🇬🛸🙏😁
@@ivanjdrakov1957 insane amounts
Love these, so much info even if I've never used anything in my life. Thank you so much.
Derek is so knowledgeable it’s crazy
Thank you for being able to pronounce big words Derek, it's hard to watch V-Shred stumble over simple words like physician
Did winny cycle for 8 weeks. No blood work. Finished last week. Can't find any pct, and don't even know where to find it. My drive is shit and i know I'll loose the gainz. Call me idiot and give me advice. Thanks in advc. My comments get filtered so i hope this one doesn't lol.
Check out ExpressPCT, if not in stock then blackroids. You should of started your cycle when you had your PCT on hand rather than waiting to get it, at least that’s what I do.
Great vid Derek👍🏼👍🏼
You should do a Natty or Not on Coach Greg's Hair
Comment section it’s not the same without more dishes more bishes :c
Nobody goes from a rail to benching 250 for reps at 6’3 lol. Especially not on a dbol only cycle
I mentioned in the comments about my dbol best childhood friend in the Tren movie video how it screwed him up and funny it all was. Two days ago my mom called me (she is in medcare) and said he passed away from a suicide after a breakup from his wife n lost custody of the daughter......
It’s like out of no where he starts talking a different language
im 5/10 and am the shortest in my fam
my gpa was 6'6
his bro was 6'8
my dad 6'1
his bro 6'3
my bro 6'0
me 5'10
no steroids just lots of drugs
Lmao the cycle gangster 😂
Every time I’ve used nandrolone my libido has been high. I always use low dose testosterone with it. Regardless of testosterone, deca seems to contribute to my overall libido in a good way.
Moral of the story; roid out around 40.
What's up with Canada and fitness? I feel like every other bodybuilder and fitness influencer is somehow Canadian.
At around the 5min mark, Derek goes full PhD!!
Hey could you do a video on the brand “keeps”
That’d be a great video idea, I’ve seen it advertised a lot on RUclips recently
He doesn’t do videos on common sense; there are way easier and cheaper ways than that stupid Silicon Valley scam company
Also do you have a episode on how to read a blood test in detail?
This video is the only thing that this channel has in common with Historical Performance nerds 6:30
Jeez when i was 16 i was gangsta for owning both pokemon saphire and ruby
I’ve ran dbol solo twice. I had a strict diet and only ate at maintenance calories. Both times I gained 18 pounds. Lost about 5 of it first time and about 8 the second time. I looked better at the end of pct, but looking back a dodged a huge bullet and was practically rolling the dice on screwing up my hormones and possibly getting gyno. I’m very lucky
How is this possible? If you gained 13 pounds of permanent weight on the first cycle then you were in a calorie surplus. You know if you’ve eaten maintenance because after you pct and you lose the water retention you are exactly the same weight you were when you started
Dbol seems to give the most insane strength gains. I gained 15kg on the military press in 4 weeks whilst maintaining the same bodyweight, I recomped by burning fat and building muscle at the same time. Gained 15kg on Bench press too, 40kg on deadlift and 20kg on squat. It was ran alongside test and deca but in the first 4 weeks the deca had hardly kicked in so most of the gains were Dbol.
what dose were you in dbol?
@@pineappleporcupine5717 30mg everyday for 6 weeks
I love you man, thanks for uploading this stuff
Derek needs to do an intro to pharmacology video. I think I would learn a lot more if I knew what any of these things are.
Watch a couple of his videos and cross reference everything he says. Write it down and then go watch videos. I promise people have made explanations on each one.
Day 5 of asking Derek for a deep dive into Medina Spirit positive test and greater landscape of horse doping.
I went to junior high with a guy who’s brother put him on gear and he was big as fk but by our junior year in high school it was obvious he wasn’t going to get over 5’5 I bet he looks back on that now 30 years later and knows it was a mistake.
Jeeez early in the morning bumping this getting home from work algo to the 🚀🚀🚀
back when I first watched this I was like "nice, as soon as I get hairloss I'm gonna check out the playlist" well now on 6mg Estradiol and 15mg cyproteroneacetate thats not a problem anymore. I'm losing so much muscle though :(
Love to wake up to a new Derrick video
Anybody else remember the pink stars and blue star dbols?? The first thing I ever took
Hell yea the pink ones! 20mg daily and suss 200 every five days first real cycle
I feel like these kids benching 220 and 250 for reps in the basement is probably horseshit
Literally fell asleep to this last night guess they really are bedtime story’s
What gear are you guys taking? I've done a couple of Dball only cycles, 10mgX2 times a day, and saw no adverse effects.
can we talk from instagram?
I love listening to you speak your educated I appreciate it
So if you stunt your growth prematurely would your bones possibly be denser and stronger opposite than having osteoporosis or weak bones
I love Story time!!