Coronavirus is Funnier than Samantha Bee
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- Опубликовано: 19 мар 2020
- As Coronavirus tears across the globe, President Trump dubs it the 'Chinese Virus.' Racist or realistic?
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Buy me some bat soup.
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I'm going to support three RUclipsrs and you're one. Not sure how much I can afford yet. But I'll start at the end of the month. Thanks for the laughs and for speaking up for what's right.
@@ronanmaher3857 Thank you, sir. You honour me. Every little helps.
Gemma Saint I’m confused about where lefties get their sense of entitlement to tell others how to spend their money. But don’t worry. I spent a few quid recently to join the Labour Party and vote for Becky Wrong Daily to keep Labour out of power and from making us all need food banks👍
6 ft apart not 3
Samantha Bee: As Americans, nothing makes us feel better than treating other people like trash...
Me: Pure f**king projection.
- Proceeds to make a racist joke about Swedish people...
These people are too predictable 😂
SHE'S FROM CANADA ??????
@@willdpe1256 , Yes, and wouldn't it be great if she flew back there on her broom?
@danbau08 XD
It is ALL she has ever done in her career is mock people who the left finds stupid. She is a nasty mean bitch.
And Italy's "Hug a Chinese person to show you're not a racist" policy turned out well... !!!!
I think it was the " let a chinese person cough into your elbow" policy that really blew it ...
That always seemd strange because I would have thought a random stranger coming up to you and hugging you would be a big no-no, especially in china.
Wow, did they really do that?
If I was a person of any ethnicity I would think it strange if some random stranger came up and hugged me
Was that really a thing?
My immediate memory was with the BP oil spill and Barack Obama going out of his way to refer to BP as "British Petroleum" - it hasn't been that for years. Where were these people then?
Kung flu 😂 if I was the person at the White House who said that I would proudly own up to that joke
Gotta say, that is a brilliant one
Flu Man Chu is the other one
Fascism
Back in old times: We'll have flying cars in the future
2020: Teaching basic hygiene methods
@RabidNinja 84 Wait what? That isn't normal?
@RabidNinja 84 The Darwin award nominees list just keeps getting bigger.
@RabidNinja 84 Shouldn't it be licking inside other peoples elbows ?
@RabidNinja 84 I agree with Trueantitheist, let the idiots weeds themselves out of the gene pool.
My boy Mel Gibson never has an empty wine cellar, the lad looks ahead.
"Thousands of gallons of it. As much as you want."
he might be out of loo roll though, just like any other mortal who just missed the last few
Mel Gibson is a talented musician...
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He knows, what women want
Samantha Bee is Bat Soup Crazy!
We Germans are much funnier than Samantha Bee. Some of us even do it on purpose.
If the Corona gave us anything, it's a video of Arnold feeding carrots to a pony and donkey in his kitchen while giving health advice on a pandemic. And that's worth it all.
I've been saying Chinese takeaway, the Great Wall of China, stuff like that for years. Never realised that's racist.
Chinese whispers, Chinese burns, Chinese finger trap...
this reminds me of when Trudeau said "we like to say 'peoplekind'".
Chinese characters is extra racist
Silly you.
@@abstractnonsense3253 damn betcha.Geez!
Not to mention "Chinese crap" to designate everything we get at the hardware store.
Your title for this video alone has made me laugh more times then samantha bee.
Once is enough.
Arnold is gonna end up eating Lulu
Well yes, you did notice he mentioned eating vegan food? That was a ploy to throw us all off his real intentions.
Then he'll whash it down with a little Whisky.
I have been out flying my drones. Empty parks and school yards. I'm embracing this "end of the world" scenario as long as I can still charge batteries.
@Repeat After Me: Which is what the fish were thinking until you turned up !
@Rocker01ndomablE Sorry ! I meant POS of course ! ( People of Scales ).
I'm going to take Arnold's advice and have whiskey with every meal!
Ok Arnold, I won’t be going to any restuwounts tonight.
Hey, that's a hate crime. Never mock the mighty Austrian.
@@VoltairesGhost He's a GREAT MAN!!
@@RKrk-jj2li - People adulate Arnold and Hollywood celebrities too much anyway. Sure his done great stuff. But not someone I would idolise either. Especially coming from a cheater.
Voltaire's Ghost I’ve got nothing but love for that Austrian renaissance man.
@@ThermicLight I´d recommend Bill Burr "Epidemic of gold digging whores" if you don´t know that bit ;) Just because Arnold cheated, he´s not a great man anymore? Terminator doesn´t count any longer? And, as a matter of fact, his maid also cheated, but only he got chastised...
'German Measles' i wonder where that originated from?
China
Most likely in France. Somehow, it's always France... greetz from Germany
@ English person here ! Piss off Germany, France is Our bitch !
@@MsStack42 They can always settle for the speed bump that is Belgium....
The two doctors who first identified that particular strain of measles were both German.
You have no idea how happy I am to see your uploads
Saving Private Ryan is funnier than Samantha Bee.
I miss the days, when Tom Hanks was in comedy and played in classics like "Splash", "Big" and "Philadelphia"...
@@fenriz218 Money Pit is an absolute favorite of mine.
And more substance.
Tuberculosis is funnier than Samantha Bee.
The Germans in it are funnier
You just know that Trump was dying to laugh at "kung flu"😂😂😂
Kung Flu is pretty good,
I prefer - Hong Kong Phlooey!
Calling a spade a spade? That's waycisssst!!
Everybody was Kung Flu fighting (for TP), those bleeps were fast as lightning!
I mean, I knew these awful little people wouldn't let up on their devicive tactics just because we're in the middle of a major pandemic, but christ on a bike, being predictable doesn't make them any less insufferable.
That tax collector serial killer"Germans". Line killed me.
Ah the WHO, whose director Tedross was implicated in three cholera cover ups whilst health minister of Ethiopa, yet still got the job...the plot thickens
You say "obsessive traveling"...but I hear "sex tourism."
Number #1 Channel on the Internet. Bravo Sir
The still image of the goat was funnier than anything Samantha has ever said, holy shit
The KUNG FLU! I started laughing out loud like ... she gave the best delivery
Five months later and everyone seems to have forgotten the PRC is responsible. (No "Chinese" is neither a race nor a language and was named for the Chin dynasty that united the five kingdoms. Mandarin or Cantonese is the language. Han is the race)
"Chai-Na"
Not nearly enough people are acting NEARLY responsible enough.
SIX feet of separation is the recommendation. Miles apart is even better.
I think Arnie may have lost it a little, but that video was feckin hilarious
“It’s such absolute ass gravy....”
Best channel on RUclips. Glad to see these videos rolling in!
I thought WHO meant World Hazard Organisation???
Thanks for giving us a laugh at the end with Arnold Schwarzenegger and his charming miniature horse and donkey (both way more attractive than his ex, Maria Shriver). Hilarious to hear Arnie talk about how "we have a very small house here." Small is relative, as we see the large kitchen in the background. As a native of New York City, I know what SMALL really is!
@Pat Ashley , as a Manhattanite and then Bronxite, I know! LOLROTF.
I'm genuinely comforted by Arnie hugging them donkeys. Quality content.
Do we have grounds to sue her for having the title "Comedienne" under her twitter handle?
The Babylon Bee is so much better than Samantha Bee that you can't put them on the same grouping.
Annie is a BOSS! He's going to eat those donkeys later on!
11:23 same shit different day. You know what I’m looking for Sergeant Foley. Keep your eyes open.
"Ass gravy." LOL
Also, Arnold saying KALIFORNIA!
The Shanghai shivers
Forcing prisoners to watch Samantha Bee would be against the Geneva Convention as cruel and unusual treatment
Some call it Flu Manchu
Thanks for being a voice of reason. I wish I didn't have to go on the internet to hear these things.
All China had to do was say no to bats...
Christ, I dont have any donkeys or horses! I’ll need to buy some tomorrow.
So good! (and hilarious!) You and Devon make the best content by a country mile. Thanks!
Had to go to a funeral today, so fuck isolating and avoiding group contact in that instance. Apart from that, yea, follow the advice.
Weird thing was, they were offering live streams of funerals to those that couldn't make it, which for those that live on the other side of the planet, sure, makes sense, but they've been getting more and more requests for people self isolating.
The title of this video alone helped me forget my anxiety for a moment. I appreciate you, my fellow ghost! Stay safe and stay well!
lol the best bit about the Shen Yun dance group is that it was China that spread the rumour they had Coronavirus. Because Shen Yun are anti CCP.
*edit - the CCP labels Shen Yun as a cult or someshit
That video of Schwarzenegger at the end just makes me like him even more.
I never got to know him as a movie star nor body builder, and the only thing I remember about his governorship was my mom always bitching about it (I was in middle school at the time), but just as a person he seems pretty damn likable.
Glad to see you back, good sir.
What do I do living in a close as pissheads pee all over and the police are on corona break?
I am a small business person. I do events. The first weekend in March I did 1/3 my normal business and I knew my business was going to be in trouble because of the news. I am not Chinese. Now I know my business is going to suffer because the Chinese government lied. #chinaliedandpeopledied and so did my business. All my events are canceled until further notice.
Kung Flu is funny, so is Flu-manchu.
You make references no one else does😅
Thanks for making this video. You articulated nicely what I've been feeling.
Glad to hear it, man. I appreciate the compliment.
Samantha bee make Amy Schumer look like Dave Chappelle.
2:57 That journalist's smug face... doesn't even realise he's taking Trump's bait
I'm German and I'm pretty sure even we have the capacity to be more amusing than Samantha Bee. Thank you for your consideration.
If nothing else, we make excellent "straight men" for other, more wacky people. The only thing Samantha Bee is good for is as an example for how not to be funny.
No amount of precision engineering could create a machine that makes people laugh with Samantha Bee instead of at her.
I think those are young boys that Arnold turned into burros by corrupting them with root beer and billiards.
I was hoping big Arnie's advice at the end would be "Chill out, Dickwads!"
Another brilliant video VG. Upvoted and shared.
“To figure out who rules over you, find out who you’re not allowed to make fun of”
I mean, we can just call it *THE COMMIE COUGH*
There was a case of lupus on House.
I don't want to burn Samantha regardless who's wearing the bear suit.
Being swedish I know IKEA is the swedish acronym for intelligence test.
Although, that vid of Arnold with his mules is very heartwarming.♥️
Anyone pissed off about Ebola, Zikka, Yellow Fever, Spanish Fever, German Measels, West Nile?
Wouldn't those ponies shit all over the house??
The title of this video is funnier than Samantha Bee has ever been
" It comes from C H I N A".
I’m pretty sure Mel Gibson’s wine cellar is pretty well stocked
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Samantha Bee! The comedienne so funny that her laugh track has a two drink minimum
Well said, friend. Well said.
When Arnold was a kid, he always wanted a pony. So he's having a fucking pony
Oh well then, at least it's evidently not the end of the world as we knew it.
Sod All That ! Does anyone know where I can find a loaf of bread ? Please ?
I ❤️ the way Trump says China. Voltaire's Ghost rules.
Comedian: A funny person
Comedienne: Attention-seeking who-er incapable of settling for equality
You got that right 👌
the equinator is a brony now? huh…. never expected that….
Great video as always. Stay healthy👍
"The Road" was a great film, and an even better book. Enjoy!
Wow, Swarzenneger has lost his mind.
Having seen the standard for television comedy illustrated by Samantha Bee... and then witnessing your description of a "racist trump" in the UK.... I feel you should be the next big television comedy legend. You've already objectively surpassed the standards required.
@1:44
*instantly touches face
I wish I was so rich I had horses walking in my house and people cleaning after them so I can make videos about how loving and responsible I am and all animals are friends and shit.
Bedknobs and broomsticks
I always thought Chinese was a nationality....
the factory i work(ed) at just let go all the agency staff myself included today, some had been with the company for over 2 years. can i cry racism?
Virus that started in China: Hi
Everyone: Hi back!
10:00 would like them to go to the italian next door and ask the same question
Mel Gibson is a god. #fact
LOL, I have avoided ALL restaurants since the beginning of February.
I love you VG!!
You are brilliant 😃
There are five Chinese restaurants that I had on rotation here in Australia. The three that had the highest number of Chinese customers are closed now. The two that have mainly non-Chinese are still in business (albeit with less diners.)
So racist!