Haha, yeah. Beginner's mistake. :-) Just look at the eyes! The eyes never change. Or was that with Discworld deities … well, probably still applies to Julie.
It would have better more effective of he were not in full raving mad mode. I would have asked this asshole to leave before I have to call the police to remove you.
The fact they wouldn't even think to offer remaking it without the tortilla strips (which are just lightly added on top, not even mixed in) is so amusing to me. Christian is 110% committed to that Cobb! 😂
Next, bring him some “plain water” with a lemon wedge to hear him say “oh great, now you want me to wash down this shit salad with piss water. Am I just a toilet bowl to you?”
That Icarus line is the perfect finisher. I gotta keep that in mind, just to throw it out as a hilarious overstatement in some random situation. Pure written gold.
I use it all the time. It's a great reference, and fits so well in so many situations. Be forewarned though, you'd be amazed at the # of people who will have no idea what you're talking about.
I... just don't care. On second though, you know what? Something about The Classic Cob Salad does offend me: It is not on a cob. No cob in sight. The salad is cob-less. This is a travesty and I will not stand for it!
"How am I supposed to take no offense on that?" "He just said no offense, so..." Love this line. Like you can say anything if you just append a "no offense" at the end.
They are LYING to their customers. The WHOLE POINT was that they would be serving a Classic Cobb Salad. Not whatever random crap they had in the kitchen mixed together and served as a "classic Cobb salad". Why even have a sign if you're not going to serve what it's advertising?
I hope you would have had the sense to just go get him a Cobb without tortilla strips. ... I guess that's kind of a victim blaming mentality, now that I think of it.
Everyone is terrible in this video, but at least Karen said no offense. The waitress has Stockholm Syndrome, and the owner put tortilla strips on a Classic Cobb Salad. Clearly the monster here.
That's what won her over. He was rude at first, but then he said "no offense" and immediately became a better person than her boss. Tortilla strips? On a Classic Cobb? Clearly a monster.
I think this is the exact customer that marketing Julie from part 1 had envisioned. He has the same fiery passion for maintaining the status quo of cob salad
That's funny, I dated someone with Celiac and made the same comment above before seeing this. I mean, it's not funny. Not haha funny. The coils thing was accurate though.
OMG this was intense! My jaw drops the entire video, wanting to smile but feeling anxious and uncomfortable all the time. The actor who plays the client was so so perfect delivering it's righteous deuce vibe, I want him as a villan in everything. I want him as a Bond villain. One of the best sketches I saw in a long time 👌👏👏👏👏👏🏆
Twist ending, Karen had a gluten allergy. He was describing what would happen if he ate the tortilla strips. The waitress took his side because he was somehow the less abusive one than her boss, who didn't even think to make one with no strips. You know, AS ADVERTISED! I'm kidding, I know we all forgot how to people, but don't treat those who are there to help you for very low pay like this.
Oh that's good!! Now I'm wanting to see the consultant whip out hidden camera footage of this interaction at her next meeting with the owners and say, "I told you this would happen if you messed with the "classic cobb salad", but did you listen? Nooooo!"
I literally was wondering why there were crisps on the salad when it was on screen at first ... little did I know it's the plot of the episode! Genius!
I love how high quality the Nolke-verse is, like it’s not an entire movie of course, but for just a RUclipsrs budget, it’s surprisingly good, and I love it
Like many of us, I discovered Julie through the chaos that is the ongoing COVID pandemic. She was making videos talking to two or more versions of herself, a time-honoured skit show tradition and a formula that she used expertly (shout out to Mirror Julie for her unflinching drunken wisdom). But as a fellow Canadian, I'm so happy and proud that Julie can now transform different parts of her apartment into elaborate sets and work with ACTUAL OTHER HUMAN BEINGS (which must feel so great, lol) to tell us a tale that rivals Othello ... only it's about salad. A very specific salad. A salad that, unless you're properly prepared, is not to be taken lightly.
the coolest thing about this video is NOT understanding from where or why this video idea came about. truly unique. 🇨🇦 we stand on guard for Cobb Salad🇨🇦
I don't know how you can continue to churn out such fantastic comedy as this. This had me absolutely cackling. I can't wait to see where this series goes. Kudos to the actor who played the customer, the "IT'S NOT A FUCKING CLASSIC COBB SALAD" was so furious I felt it viscerally.
Omg, I have sat down in a restaurant where a customer was pretty livid about an order. I don’t remember the details but I do remember that it was over something extremely simple. As a customer I still felt uncomfortable and shocked. It was as if she had planned to go to a restaurant so she could finally have someone she could berate and not be challenged. I felt so bad I apologized to the waitress and assured her that the woman was out of line. Moving on, sorry. I loved how the Julie flipped and walked out with the customer adding the shoulder bump as she walked out. Unexpected and funny! All of this over a salad, priceless.
Patron: I wanna go back to my apartment and watch 'Kung Fu'. Do you ever watch 'Kung Fu'? Waitress: I love 'Kung Fu'. Patron: Channel 39. Waitress: Totally. Patron: You should come over and watch 'Kung Fu' tonight. Waitress: Okay. I just got very strong Office Space vibes from the end of this skit.
I'm VERY invested in this Classic Cobb Salad controversy now. Are there MORE establishments deviating from the classic version? This may very well be...the most...IMPORTANT topic...to come out of 2021. Please, PLEASE keep us posted on this. PLEASE!!!
“Flew too close to the sun” lol dude I can tell Julie is passionate about classic Cobb salad in the way she has written these sketches haha I always look to see how much is scripted vs improvised but everyone Julie works with is genius and the more I watch her material the funnier it gets
The customer is sooo right!! 😭😭😭💔 this happened to me at several restaurants too. Ofcourse i wasnt rude and extra cuz introvert and socially awkward but they always bring the wrong stuff that was NOT on the board !! 😭😭😭😭💔🤣 this was on point. I feel the customer guy with all my heart.
The whole time, I was WAITING for him to list off every single ingredient that should be in a Cobb Salad. I will live the rest of my life forever wondering what exactly is supposed to be in a classic cobb salad.
Verrrrry curious about the café debacle that inspired this wonderful and vengeful series.
It involved four coils... no further comment
@@julienolke Cracking the shits is highly underrated!
@@julienolke That's disturbing, but yet interesting.
@@julienolke Now I can't see Lacuna Coil the same way ever again.
@@julienolke Could you comment further, for our readers, on the "four coils" incident?
😛😛😛
"I don't respect myself because I work here."
Extremely topical. Good work.
I felt that to my bones.
A bit tropical too
@@DJVARAO Tropical. Café. Café Tropical?
my favourite part is the fact that Julie is standing there like you do when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents in front of you haha
I've never had a cobb salad but now... I have opinions about them.
I know right lol.
I didn't even know they existed until this vid, but I do too now! lol
They're delicious.
@@JasonON but only a Classic Cobb Salad
Cobb Salads Rock !
He didn't steal that fork. With that performance, he *earned* it.
Julie's acting and wardrobe is amazing. I could swear there were three different people in this one.
LMAO
Sometimes imperfections in the cloning process produce "interesting" results.
💀
When he asked for the owner I’m surprised Julie didn’t comeback wearing a wig or a fake mustache.
Haha, yeah. Beginner's mistake. :-)
Just look at the eyes! The eyes never change. Or was that with Discworld deities … well, probably still applies to Julie.
Boy, Rodrigo totally ran away with that scene. Very different energy than we’re used to!
Another little gem.
"I didn't realize the word 'classic' meant nothing to you at this establishment." The pretentious delivery of that line is so on point 🤣 BRAVO!
It would have better more effective of he were not in full raving mad mode. I would have asked this asshole to leave before I have to call the police to remove you.
The fact they wouldn't even think to offer remaking it without the tortilla strips (which are just lightly added on top, not even mixed in) is so amusing to me. Christian is 110% committed to that Cobb! 😂
And without the egg.
Next, bring him some “plain water” with a lemon wedge to hear him say “oh great, now you want me to wash down this shit salad with piss water. Am I just a toilet bowl to you?”
Lol... That's a good one!
lmao
I was very much expecting that when he went to drink the water haha. Was surprised he didn't spit take in disgust
That Icarus line is the perfect finisher. I gotta keep that in mind, just to throw it out as a hilarious overstatement in some random situation. Pure written gold.
It's very Brennan Lee Mulligan, which is the highest praise I can give.
@@BacchatusJade I'm thinking particularly of his Game Changer rant
I choked on my classic yogurt with granola with that line. Perfection
I use it all the time. It's a great reference, and fits so well in so many situations. Be forewarned though, you'd be amazed at the # of people who will have no idea what you're talking about.
The Classic doesn't have tortilla, the man has a point.
they should at least be on the side
The whole time I kept going ... but it's not a classic Cobb salad.
I... just don't care. On second though, you know what? Something about The Classic Cob Salad does offend me: It is not on a cob. No cob in sight. The salad is cob-less. This is a travesty and I will not stand for it!
@@bramvanduijn8086 That's a good point. It should come on a cob or something.
"How am I supposed to take no offense on that?"
"He just said no offense, so..."
Love this line. Like you can say anything if you just append a "no offense" at the end.
I think Paul Riser used to do a whole bit about that in the 80s.
I'm old.
Along with "I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying..."
The crazy thing is that the Classic Cobb Salad sadwich board is ACTUALLY bringing in new customers! 🤣
Well, it brought ONE customer (that we know of), who had very little appreciation for his classic cobb salad.
They are LYING to their customers. The WHOLE POINT was that they would be serving a Classic Cobb Salad. Not whatever random crap they had in the kitchen mixed together and served as a "classic Cobb salad".
Why even have a sign if you're not going to serve what it's advertising?
@@BlakeMcCringleberry Yeah, no I agree!
@@pHD77 Haha very true!
Of course it did - it's a Classic Cobb Salad!
There's some real "there's gonna be a part 3" energy at the very, very end.
I need to see Christian ask the cobb salad consultant what went wrong.
@@keith9737 - yeah, they need a follow up, where the consultant checks up on them and call them "idiot sandwiches" or something. 😂
Ya, id love a part 3 and 4 about the owner and the customers adventure to find a classic sobb
One can only hope.
@@keith9737 He put those damn tortilla strips on it. It might as well have been jelly beans since that should not have been there.
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who found the sandwich board to be enticing.
Having waited tables for WAY too long, I felt genuine rage at this video. It's perfectly in line with many customers I've dealt with.
I don’t complain unless it’s an allergy issue
I hope you would have had the sense to just go get him a Cobb without tortilla strips.
... I guess that's kind of a victim blaming mentality, now that I think of it.
Sorry to hear that, some people are jerks.
Everyone is terrible in this video, but at least Karen said no offense. The waitress has Stockholm Syndrome, and the owner put tortilla strips on a Classic Cobb Salad. Clearly the monster here.
He was being an asshole. Just ask for one without the tortillas on it. Restaurants do reasonable adjustment all the time.
It's the "no offense" afterwards that got me 😂🤣
He’s really like “You’re a stupid idiot and I’m stealing your girl, your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad about yourself. No offense 🤡 “
That's what won her over. He was rude at first, but then he said "no offense" and immediately became a better person than her boss. Tortilla strips? On a Classic Cobb? Clearly a monster.
@@solvseus 😂
I think this is the exact customer that marketing Julie from part 1 had envisioned. He has the same fiery passion for maintaining the status quo of cob salad
I believe he was a plant, sent there by marketing Julie to make her ideas seem less crazy
@Wilderness… Ooooh, devious yet brilliant … much like marketing Julie.
A plant? He was clearly a human. Jk, you have a good theory!
@@usfbull523 but isn't it just like a plant to refuse to eat a salad 🤔
@@wildernessisland2573 🤯 This is starting to feel like more than a conspiracy theory
The guy who played the customer was amazing in this. Wow.
Please let there be a part 3. There are so many undiscovered paths of the Classic Cobb Salad and we need to experience as many as possible
As someone with celiac and food allergies, I too would be immensely upset to be presented with a surprise topping on my classic cobb salad 😆
That's funny, I dated someone with Celiac and made the same comment above before seeing this.
I mean, it's not funny. Not haha funny. The coils thing was accurate though.
Tortilla strips are corn, wheat does not get the right crispiness.
The sandwich board strategy obviously worked, can't believe Chris still decided to mess with the classic Cobb salad
You can't tell me Julie wasn't about to lose it at 2:29, lmao. Lesson learned though: never disrespect a classic cobb salad.
I'm so impressed by how she just swallowed that upcoming laugh. If I start breaking once, I can't stop myself for minutes😅 😂
But Julie's a pro😎
Part three -- wedding reception for the waitress and classic-cob-salad-connoisseur. You'll never believe what they're serving.
He did say no offense, so unfortunately he's probably the nicest customer she's ever had. At least at this restaurant of LIES!
Amazing acting from the customer. He really made me feel the rage that comes from a misadvertised *not* classic cobb salad.
OMG this was intense! My jaw drops the entire video, wanting to smile but feeling anxious and uncomfortable all the time. The actor who plays the client was so so perfect delivering it's righteous deuce vibe, I want him as a villan in everything. I want him as a Bond villain.
One of the best sketches I saw in a long time 👌👏👏👏👏👏🏆
I have a feeling these conversations happen way more than they should. People suck lol.
Clearly this dude doesn't know the golden rule: "don't be a dick to the people who handle your food."
@@bigmike- That only applies if you ever plan on coming back or staying and eating. Clearly neither is the case here.
No , Kitchen Staff sending out Crap Sucks , It’s like selling Classic Buffalo Wing but plating it with Thousand Island Dressing & Bread Sticks
@@Beachdudeca who did this? I need to find someone
Twist ending, Karen had a gluten allergy. He was describing what would happen if he ate the tortilla strips. The waitress took his side because he was somehow the less abusive one than her boss, who didn't even think to make one with no strips. You know, AS ADVERTISED!
I'm kidding, I know we all forgot how to people, but don't treat those who are there to help you for very low pay like this.
The perfect articulate exasperation, “ how can I not take offense to that?”
I would guess that this guy is a “secret shopper” of sorts that works for the consultant in part 1!
Oh that's good!! Now I'm wanting to see the consultant whip out hidden camera footage of this interaction at her next meeting with the owners and say, "I told you this would happen if you messed with the "classic cobb salad", but did you listen? Nooooo!"
I never would’ve thought one of my favorite actors from Kim’s Convenience would join the Julie Verse and it always makes me so happy!!🥰✨
I literally was wondering why there were crisps on the salad when it was on screen at first ... little did I know it's the plot of the episode! Genius!
The customer is so good. "I'm sorry I lost my cool." that last 30 seconds too is genius.
"a four coiler" I know exactly what that looks like
May the fiber be with you!
"He said 'No offense." If only that phrase would work in other situations.
It literally never works. :-D
Please, please, please do a Classic Cobb Salad part 3, Julie!!! 🥗🧀🍳🥓🥬 And so excited for your impending 1mil!!! 🥳
I am loving these sketches. Also, I love that final line from the dining patron "I'm stealing this fork."
I work in retail pharmacy. I hear the pharmacy version of this EVERY day. Thank you!
The world must know about the magic of Cobb.
"how am I not supposed to take offense to that" I actually lol'd. Love the call back to part one
"I'm stealing this fork" as Rodrigo leaves - now that's CLASSIC :0)
Now Chris has lost his only customer & only member of staff, he should have just made a classic cob salad.
I’ve been craving a classic cob salad lately, and I couldn’t figure out why.
I love how high quality the Nolke-verse is, like it’s not an entire movie of course, but for just a RUclipsrs budget, it’s surprisingly good, and I love it
I knew the sandwich board would spell trouble!
It has curb your enthusiasm vibes
Uh, no, it spelled classic cob salad
“The worst place I have been to in my life. No offense.” Now that is a classic!
Great job by all 3 actors. So much talent in Toronto!
OMG there is a part 2 to this??? Thank you universe (and Julie)!
Uh, this _is_ part two. Did you not see last week's episode?
Great writing and brilliant work by Mr. Fernandez-Stoll. Thank you.
"I don't respect myself for working here." A (pardon me) "classic" line! So much for the restaurant salvation plan from last week!
I can't wait for part three
Rodrigo really sold that. By the end I was almost equally frustrated that the manager didn't understand that he wanted a *classic* Cobb salad.
I have no idea what a classic cobb salad is, but suddenly I have a hankering for one.
"I don't respect myself because I work here." This is basically me at work.
Surely all salad could be perfectly summed up as 'lettuce with shit on it'.
That was marvelous. Thanks Julie.
Like many of us, I discovered Julie through the chaos that is the ongoing COVID pandemic. She was making videos talking to two or more versions of herself, a time-honoured skit show tradition and a formula that she used expertly (shout out to Mirror Julie for her unflinching drunken wisdom). But as a fellow Canadian, I'm so happy and proud that Julie can now transform different parts of her apartment into elaborate sets and work with ACTUAL OTHER HUMAN BEINGS (which must feel so great, lol) to tell us a tale that rivals Othello ... only it's about salad. A very specific salad. A salad that, unless you're properly prepared, is not to be taken lightly.
Same, on all counts! But Mirror Julie will always be my favourite.
the coolest thing about this video is NOT understanding from where or why this video idea came about. truly unique. 🇨🇦 we stand on guard for Cobb Salad🇨🇦
I think that I speak for everyone - we love you too Julie!
“I’m stealing this fork”. That’s just the perfect topping on a Classic Cobb Salad.
Part three please! Hahaha. I want to see the other owner's reaction!
Also, the customer is a FANTASTIC actor. Great job. 😃
I love Julie's world-building of classic cob salad.
The acting in this sketch is so fantastic
I waited tables for years. This is WAYWAYWAYWAYWAY too accurate for some people.
I'm going to go do something about my PTSD now. Thanks
I don't know how you can continue to churn out such fantastic comedy as this. This had me absolutely cackling. I can't wait to see where this series goes. Kudos to the actor who played the customer, the "IT'S NOT A FUCKING CLASSIC COBB SALAD" was so furious I felt it viscerally.
Julie, I gotta know...is that a two-parter? Or will there be a fantastic final of a trilogy?
I want to make unlimited episodes
@@julienolke I'm just saying yeeeees
Explaining the Classic Cobb Salad to my past self
Just like explaining the pandemic, possibilities are endless! Luv it.
I hope there will be a Part 3!
The sequel I wanted, but didn’t know I needed-until now. Thx!
This video is trying to paint the customer as the bad guy, but he's 100% being gaslit. This is how super villains are created.
Such entertaining comments on here.
Idk if this is weird but the way the voices sound are so satisfying in this video
Wow, part two REALLY has that L.A. "feel" to it! Don't know if that's what you were after, but it's spot on! Well done, Julie!
This Cobb Salad skit is a work of fucking genius and I’m obsessed.
Omg, I have sat down in a restaurant where a customer was pretty livid about an order. I don’t remember the details but I do remember that it was over something extremely simple. As a customer I still felt uncomfortable and shocked. It was as if she had planned to go to a restaurant so she could finally have someone she could berate and not be challenged. I felt so bad I apologized to the waitress and assured her that the woman was out of line.
Moving on, sorry. I loved how the Julie flipped and walked out with the customer adding the shoulder bump as she walked out. Unexpected and funny! All of this over a salad, priceless.
So glad you expanded this universe
Patron: I wanna go back to my apartment and watch 'Kung Fu'. Do you ever watch 'Kung Fu'?
Waitress: I love 'Kung Fu'.
Patron: Channel 39.
Waitress: Totally.
Patron: You should come over and watch 'Kung Fu' tonight.
Waitress: Okay.
I just got very strong Office Space vibes from the end of this skit.
I hope this will be an entire saga
“Cos he said no offence” … oh yeah that’s totally fine then 😂
As premises for a series go, this is one of the stronger ones.
I'm assuming you mean a revenge series... for the Fork! ... a n d probably bad Yelp review.... then for the Non-Classic Cob Salad.
I'm VERY invested in this Classic Cobb Salad controversy now. Are there MORE establishments deviating from the classic version? This may very well be...the most...IMPORTANT topic...to come out of 2021. Please, PLEASE keep us posted on this. PLEASE!!!
Having been a server in restaurants for years, I can ASSURE you that this is 100% accurate !
“Flew too close to the sun” lol dude I can tell Julie is passionate about classic Cobb salad in the way she has written these sketches haha I always look to see how much is scripted vs improvised but everyone Julie works with is genius and the more I watch her material the funnier it gets
"I'm stealing this fork." This killed me. Great delivery hahaha
Give me Classic Cobb Salad or give me death!
I've ordered 2 Cobb salads in the last week. I don't think I've had one in years before this. They were classic.
I *know* this series must have the most hysterical outtakes! I must see them... I'm off to Patreon in search!!
Classic Cobb Salad goes thru my head all day yet again!
I kinda love that "No offense" is a runner in this series.
This needs a part 3! 😂😂😂
"I don't respect myself because I work here..." 😂 All of ya'll should be on TV, you're hysterical!
This did not end where I thought it would. Well done!
"four coiler" is now my favourite expression.
The customer is sooo right!! 😭😭😭💔 this happened to me at several restaurants too. Ofcourse i wasnt rude and extra cuz introvert and socially awkward but they always bring the wrong stuff that was NOT on the board !! 😭😭😭😭💔🤣 this was on point. I feel the customer guy with all my heart.
The whole time, I was WAITING for him to list off every single ingredient that should be in a Cobb Salad. I will live the rest of my life forever wondering what exactly is supposed to be in a classic cobb salad.
I have a solution for you my good sir, Look It Up.
also its Egg, Avocado, Tomato, Chicken, Onion, Bacon, Blue Cheese, and lettuce
NOT tortilla strips
This is the greatest series to ever exist ever in the history of ever of a time since the beginning of the universe ever
Spot on. I've had this interaction almost verbatim with customers and it's why I'm leaving the service industry.
The man is right. That's not a classic Cobb Salad. I'd be horrified too. 😅
Me sitting down for dinner… Is there a Julie video yet? Omg there is! Wonderful and hilarious as always!
It’s a good day when you upload
Ms. Guggenheim told them not to mess with perfection, and what did they do? They added tortilla strips!
I Fully Agree , Classic means Classic , No Free Style via the Kitchen !