What Would Jello Do? Part 81: What Happens When The Government Riots? (Part 5)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @johnsell101
    @johnsell101 4 года назад +21

    There is always room for Jello!!!

  • @xericscrub4795
    @xericscrub4795 4 года назад +40

    We need police truck on the Chicago police radio

    • @VolkXue
      @VolkXue 4 года назад +2

      blast the best of Gil Scott Heron civil rights tracks out of them

    • @juangringo8811
      @juangringo8811 4 года назад +5

      Dispatch calls: Are ya doin' something wicked?

    • @vvvnokk8309
      @vvvnokk8309 4 года назад +4

      @@juangringo8811 No siree, Jack. Just giving tickets.

  • @davekiss2412
    @davekiss2412 4 года назад +7

    Electing cops makes so much more sense. i always loved that part of his platform.

  • @Turtlefaceful
    @Turtlefaceful 4 года назад +6

    Jello’s spittle is my spirit animal.

  • @brentrusche2056
    @brentrusche2056 4 года назад +5

    @alternativetentacles / Jello,
    I think your idea of making police officers an elected position is an absolutely sublime idea!

  • @tappytibbon927
    @tappytibbon927 4 года назад +1

    This is awesome I just discovered this! Amen jello and thank you!

  • @EarlSmith2469
    @EarlSmith2469 4 года назад +8

    We need more Jello!

  • @DraconiusLux
    @DraconiusLux 4 года назад +2

    Good on you jello, your talk videos are getting better. More substance and more direction. Keep up the good work.

  • @badger1296
    @badger1296 4 года назад +5

    Right on Jello! I appreciate your video!

  • @COSMOKRAT_616
    @COSMOKRAT_616 4 года назад +7

    Jello, the best idea ive heard is go after their money. Make the lawsuits and payments come out of their pensions. They'll police themselves

  • @shaneelder2183
    @shaneelder2183 4 года назад

    Keep it up Jello. We need you now more than ever... This could be anywhere

  • @simonh9987
    @simonh9987 4 года назад

    I haven't really cared about Jello's opinions for a few years now but he's bang on the money with these videos. Bravo

  • @avryptickle
    @avryptickle 4 года назад

    Your weird voice is such an odd comfort for me, and you’re still as fun and funny, and clever and daring as ever. Been a dk fan since I was 10, going on 41 now!

  • @Joey-ok6rs
    @Joey-ok6rs 4 года назад +5

    We need more boomers like jello

  • @GenXJay670
    @GenXJay670 4 года назад +4

    I want a new Lard album........

  • @billestew7535
    @billestew7535 4 года назад +1

    jello has a real fluid delivery

  • @amberroymirez8206
    @amberroymirez8206 4 года назад +25

    Wore my WWJD shirt to LA protests. Tomorrow you're homeless, but tonight is a blast. :-(

  • @nydielvia
    @nydielvia 4 года назад +1

    been waiting 4 this one

  • @HotRockSupaJoint
    @HotRockSupaJoint 4 года назад +1

    Thank you for your breakdown. Have you seen the stories about the unmarked cops in DC (some documented wearing DOJ Bureau of Prisons markings)?

  • @Joey-ok6rs
    @Joey-ok6rs 4 года назад

    I honestly unironically think you have a great voice for voice acting children's shows. I could totally see him voice acting some character on sesame street or a cartoon or something

  • @thanksgiving191
    @thanksgiving191 4 года назад +1

    Statehood for DC! Great points, Jello.....

  • @feraldrollerypdx
    @feraldrollerypdx 4 года назад +11

    By the way, got any more of those WWJD shirts?

  • @poliwagkid
    @poliwagkid 4 года назад +1

    I would buy your shirt Jello. Jello for President! 🤘🏻😎🤘🏻

  • @johnk2506
    @johnk2506 4 года назад +9

    Police should also have liability insurance like Doctors do. The more complains against you, the hard it is to get insurance and work.

  • @tayhammer
    @tayhammer 4 года назад +4

    Thanks Jello, I needed that.

  • @Mrdrivereight
    @Mrdrivereight 4 года назад +3

    Imagine being the guy who wanted credit for the Patriot Act

  • @robertocize
    @robertocize 4 года назад +1

    Gracias jello!..

  • @mrpieceofwork
    @mrpieceofwork 3 года назад

    Apparently I am binging on Jello today...

  • @1974fatback
    @1974fatback 4 года назад +1

    Man..... Every four years I vote JELLO !!
    Saint Jello 2020

  • @csweet207
    @csweet207 4 года назад +1

    After racism, the next biggest root cause of police misconduct is the officers living outside the metro areas they patrol. I agree with Jello they should have to live there. I also fully support his public election requirement.

  • @nicensleazy1892
    @nicensleazy1892 4 года назад

    Love your correspondence filing system :-) x

  • @MrYowen88
    @MrYowen88 4 года назад

    The cops taking a knee thing is a coordinated PR campaign.

  • @kirabarsmith9353
    @kirabarsmith9353 4 года назад

    I love your policy ideas, Jello. Did you know the IDF trains American police? Says a lot.

  • @cranke99
    @cranke99 4 года назад

    Jello.....thank you

  • @turdferguson6157
    @turdferguson6157 4 года назад +2

    The pigs are running wild.

  • @anachronologist2017
    @anachronologist2017 4 года назад

    That idea of Police officers having to live in the areas they patrol and protect seems like one of the most important things to be done. It would help incentivize local communication between police and citizens, but also, the idea that anything the police do is going to have an effect on them and their families as well as those they're policing.
    I dont think this idea should be taken lightly, it sounds really good to me

  • @gregorylipsey7507
    @gregorylipsey7507 4 года назад

    "Mr. President, just sit down
    We should talk a little while, golf another round
    What about your memoirs' TV rights?
    Sit tight-and watch the fires:
    'Let go of me. Do you think I'm mad?'
    To tell the truth, sir, I'd rather not say
    Just keep your paws inside your pockets
    And planet earth will be OK.
    But you reached for Twitter anyhow
    I had no choice but to knock you out
    That's just last night's bump on your head
    On to the next crisis, it's another day"
    slightly altered "Gone With My Wind" Lyrics.

  • @smartalex995
    @smartalex995 4 года назад +2

    4:50 i felt i had to wipe my face

  • @splitsseconds9965
    @splitsseconds9965 4 года назад +1

    Since I'm new to this Chanel to be honest my biggest curiosity is what does jello think about the song bloody revolutions by crass ?

    • @BigSmiley0TV
      @BigSmiley0TV 4 года назад

      Well without spending too much time on research i found the following from a 91 interview jello gave to flagpole magazine, and cut this out for you
      FP: What other artists do you admire that are doing the same type of thing?
      JB: I would say in different ways everybody from Ice-T to Crass to Noam Chomsky.

  • @MacCade25
    @MacCade25 4 года назад

    You either die young as the hero. Or live long enough to become the villain 😩

  • @jschultz2363
    @jschultz2363 4 года назад

    Lol Rockin roll McDonald's!

  • @mixedhairless
    @mixedhairless 4 года назад +1

    👍

  • @johnnylatham9738
    @johnnylatham9738 4 года назад

    Brilliant Jello,as always......... i was watching The Century of Self(4 part doc) from Adam Curtis (on the bbc a few years back),have you seen it, it covers a the corporate/psychological manip lation control of the last century xx

    • @monomakes
      @monomakes 4 года назад

      Adam Curtis' work is eye opening! A total posh punk.

  • @nancydawson3870
    @nancydawson3870 3 года назад

    wholesome punk grandad

  • @mitchjust6688
    @mitchjust6688 4 года назад +1

    They were putting Judas Priest 'Breaking the Law' too :D

  • @coolhandchris5960
    @coolhandchris5960 4 года назад +1

    Hello needs I t-shirt that says- I told you so!

  • @christophersometimes717
    @christophersometimes717 4 года назад

    so true that it is to true

  • @mstrpig123
    @mstrpig123 3 года назад

    youtube are censoring my criticisms of this post

  • @SuperWorstEver
    @SuperWorstEver 4 года назад

    Jello....the voice of reason ....who would've thought that?

  • @louisjantzen7141
    @louisjantzen7141 4 года назад +6

    The police pension funds should pay out 'Damage Awards'.
    *That* would put a damper on the so-called 'bad apples', fer shure fer shure.
    (it's not the apples; it's the tree)

  • @danmarie6907
    @danmarie6907 4 года назад

    What the fuck are we supposed to do, this is so stressful.

  • @coolgamer936132
    @coolgamer936132 4 года назад

    Do you support reform or systemic change for the issues that are happening at the moment and have been for hundreds of years?

  • @sebastianhoward3304
    @sebastianhoward3304 4 года назад +2

    Could you go more into detail about boycotting corporate things? Like what specifically brands are you talking about? I saw a thing about how Taco Bell and Pizza Hut is helping Trumps campaign but I’m still kind of ignorant on what corporations owns what and like it seems most food/drinks are from big corporations.

    • @thenudebrewer7466
      @thenudebrewer7466 4 года назад +2

      It's as straightforward as it sounds: vote with your dollars. When you need to buy a product, buy it from a company you know isn't going to funnel it towards the interests you disagree with. The problem is, once you start digging (even a little), you'll realize this is next to impossible.
      I hate the fact Home Depot is a big trump supporter, but Lowes is owned by one of the Waltons. So it's not DIRECTLY under the Walmart umbrella, but it's the next best (worst) thing.
      Your next conscience choice is going to be a much smaller parts store where either: you'll literally pay 5x as much for the same product; and/or, you'll find they're just another Republican supporter anyway since +most+ businesses go Republican so they can get tax breaks, etc.
      When it comes to voting with your dollars, you'll find 95% of the time you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. But there is never any harm in EDUCATING YOURSELF and knowing where the money is going so that you can TAKE A STAND if and when you ever get a chance.

    • @sebastianhoward3304
      @sebastianhoward3304 4 года назад

      Thank you for response.

    • @dirtyrotten2648
      @dirtyrotten2648 4 года назад

      Stay ignorant, vote democrat.

  • @starduck8014
    @starduck8014 4 года назад

    Corporate Predators!!! fabulous term

  • @relgstorm
    @relgstorm 4 года назад +1

    how did they kill the guy on the ground? oh yeah.. kneeling..

  • @domzig138
    @domzig138 4 года назад

    Jello / Vermin supreme for president

  • @youthfulcurmudgeon3627
    @youthfulcurmudgeon3627 4 года назад +1

    I wonder if jello realizes he's on the wrong side of history.

    • @dirtyrotten2648
      @dirtyrotten2648 4 года назад +2

      He doesn’t let facts interfere with his tall tales.

  • @somatiform
    @somatiform 4 года назад +2

    Jello please come on twitter, consider increasing your presence, hire some intern to post quotes or anything.

  • @ROTEsimplemachines
    @ROTEsimplemachines 4 года назад

    I'd blame Just-In-Time logistics, LEAN manufacturing and Uber Freight price surging (aka gouging) before I would blame a corrupt, inept Executive Administration. Masks made from petrochemicals only have a five-year shelf life anyway, so it wasn't like stockpiles was around (although War Powers could have been invoked in January rather than March). Mark this- In New York, Seventh Generation TP/PT sat on shelves while customers waited for virgin pulp from Arkansas, wrapped in plastic fracked and cracked in Pennsylvania (while six cylinder Volvos and Subarus remain garaged/parked).

  • @informationretrieval5896
    @informationretrieval5896 4 года назад

    Wait, Jello didn't fall for the Coronagate psyop, did he?

    • @youthfulcurmudgeon3627
      @youthfulcurmudgeon3627 4 года назад +1

      Of course he did, he watches the msm and spits back their narrative, why wouldn't he?

  • @disiamtheillusion
    @disiamtheillusion 4 года назад +2

    I refer back to spoken word era jello,cops should be required to run for election and be required to live in the neighborhoods they patrol to guarantee more oversight.citizen peer review of all police body cams is also easily accomplished and would end the shenanigans pretty quickly

  • @chartreuseninjano.7762
    @chartreuseninjano.7762 4 года назад

    probably burning down building for future hotels in watched all 7 ready for 8 jello after dinner and for president...

  • @mstrpig123
    @mstrpig123 3 года назад

    theyre censoring me

  • @timcastingcouch8051
    @timcastingcouch8051 4 года назад

    What's your take on cryptocurrencies jello?

  • @kalidesu
    @kalidesu 4 года назад

    I'm going tell my kids this is Adam Carolla.

  • @mahammaduli9820
    @mahammaduli9820 4 года назад

    vote-war

  • @billywaters2735
    @billywaters2735 4 года назад

    Police force applicants should be given a poly test! Polygraph testing,weed out the dirt bags that pummel individuals for so called " probable cause". Red mohawk+ DK shirt and bored cops,early 90s,you do the math! Praise LARD!

  • @hughbetcha436
    @hughbetcha436 4 года назад +1

    What Jello should do is move to North Korea where there are no corporations to worry about! Oh Wait a sec! Don't corporations require financing? I wonder would provide a corporation financing? A banking cartel perhaps?

  • @Hollywoodhackett
    @Hollywoodhackett 4 года назад

    Jello - figured you’d take some time while in quarantine to tidy up your office, man!

  • @youthfulcurmudgeon3627
    @youthfulcurmudgeon3627 4 года назад +2

    0:35 LOL Could there be a more blatant example of sjw virtue signalling? Praising diversity and "inclusion" for the sake of diversity and "inclusion" without looking into what her policies may be, whether she is a BLACK supremacist, etc.. This is why huge swaths of your fan base are rapidly turning on you and frankly rightly so, I might add.

  • @skylercogburn6553
    @skylercogburn6553 4 года назад

    LARD ...

    • @johnkayoss5422
      @johnkayoss5422 4 года назад

      I have the power of lard signed by him from maybe 93? I blow minds for a living tour.

  • @ericmoore6769
    @ericmoore6769 4 года назад +1

    Let's prepare ourselves for Trump's 3rd term. That law is younger than my parents. They'll change that law, and it's Trump for life. Not good.

  • @unanonymousjones
    @unanonymousjones 4 года назад

    "How many would get out of hand if the officers, themselves, were forced to pay the lawsuit?"
    Probably just as many, because very few cops have anything of value to sue for, and the police unions have bigger and badder lawyers than any civilians can afford.
    Now, force the police *unions* to pay the lawsuits -- that's another story. Officer Fuckup Fred decides to rough up a citizen, they sue, and the union officials have to allocate 10% of the annual dues to paying for it? And word gets around the station house? Fred's gonna be out in the cold.

  • @ericmoore6769
    @ericmoore6769 4 года назад +1

    Don't worry, Joe Biden will NEVER be President.