Imagine going to work one day, getting ready to execute a dude, when a dragon attacks. You escape and later find out the bloke on the chopping block went all over the country stealing things, ended the civil war, and killed that dragon in 10 days. And the while while he wore nothing but rags and just yelled at things.
When you steal a horse but it's actually a 4th-dimensional quantum tunneling pony
Imagine going to work one day, getting ready to execute a dude, when a dragon attacks. You escape and later find out the bloke on the chopping block went all over the country stealing things, ended the civil war, and killed that dragon in 10 days. And the while while he wore nothing but rags and just yelled at things.
Literally no clue what is going on
When you only have a 30 minute trial
Beats entire game, kills world ending dragon
90% of the video is Esbern opening his door
I’m just laughing at how you married a dude in like 2 seconds
Honestly why were we all surprised when Fallout 76 turned out to be a buggy mess when Skyrim is barely held together by a single wooden bowl.
I love how guards are just free Uber drivers to the prison
The most impressive part of this speedrun is that Esbern is working correctly.
Him:beat the game in
Things horses are good for in skyrim:
I loved when you added to the time just to let him say, "This council is a waste of time'
Esbern: This will only take a moment!
punches guard
Hits guard
Mom: "We're leaving in 30 minutes!"
Love how the message gets cut off early, so the game just shows:
Maramal: Here is the groom now
Player: I'm doing a speedrun