Ex-Mafia Hitman Plays Never Have I Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @leniozz
    @leniozz 3 года назад +8418

    "Have you ever killed someone?"
    "Nah bro it's not like i'm a hitman or anything"

    • @ipsojure2137
      @ipsojure2137 3 года назад +78

      Maybe he was a really bad hitman?

    • @narutoduchiha8983
      @narutoduchiha8983 3 года назад +14

      @@ipsojure2137 he admitted it himself

    • @CaueJulio
      @CaueJulio 3 года назад +9

      @@lanzi7912 All the other questions in the video apart from that

    • @reljajacimovic3468
      @reljajacimovic3468 3 года назад +3

      @@ipsojure2137 Then he wouldn't be a hitman, he'd be a loser and his own mob would kick him out or something

    • @epath4957
      @epath4957 3 года назад +2

      Well, he did say only a handful of them actually killed/hurted people... If I understood correctly he was talking about hitmen.

  • @hh-rq3qf
    @hh-rq3qf 3 года назад +12335

    Video title: “former pilot”
    Buzzfeed: “have you ever flown a plane?”

    • @JackSmith-kp2vs
      @JackSmith-kp2vs 3 года назад +42

      I think you mean ‘have you ever FLOWN a plane’

    • @hh-rq3qf
      @hh-rq3qf 3 года назад +43

      @@JackSmith-kp2vs you’re right, I’ll change it now

    • @eyedontevenknow6000
      @eyedontevenknow6000 3 года назад +64

      No no no it would be “have u ever been on a plane”

    • @leahgorotiza8022
      @leahgorotiza8022 3 года назад +62

      @@eyedontevenknow6000 no it would “have you ever seen a plane”

    • @cutiekiwi-ec9pm
      @cutiekiwi-ec9pm 3 года назад +10

      Pilot: - thinks - should I say yes or no considering I crashed one with... people in it. Lol

  • @gloria-dl3yz
    @gloria-dl3yz 3 года назад +12689

    Video title: Titanic survivor. Buzzfeed: Did you survive?

  • @lilper3134
    @lilper3134 3 года назад +9506

    They should had asked him if he ever drank water

  • @samh7982
    @samh7982 4 года назад +13679

    famous phrase: "I know a guy that knows a guy."

    • @lecrocodile5651
      @lecrocodile5651 4 года назад +130

      'Asking for a friend'

    • @robertopineda7546
      @robertopineda7546 4 года назад +59

      I know a guy Who sisters knows a guy who knows a famous NBA player

    • @samh7982
      @samh7982 4 года назад +21

      @@robertopineda7546 what? That was corny. Go kick rocks.

    • @freudian612
      @freudian612 4 года назад +44

      Ehem, saul goodman lmaoo

    • @Athary123
      @Athary123 4 года назад +4

      Love this line

  • @slashngash6718
    @slashngash6718 4 года назад +16974

    When someone says “I know a guy” this is that guy

    • @aleksandardjordjevic2729
      @aleksandardjordjevic2729 4 года назад +48

      Getting a "8 ball, or roids, for a friend..." hahahahaha

    • @Kenzakku
      @Kenzakku 4 года назад +6

      😂

    • @ermalmustafa
      @ermalmustafa 4 года назад +11

      He is the snitch no matter what real man dont snitch...omertà rule

    • @aidenmarroquin2023
      @aidenmarroquin2023 4 года назад +4

      Nah we know a guy

    • @yacluck8343
      @yacluck8343 4 года назад +36

      @@ermalmustafa Before you speak for this man, walk in his shoes. I bet you're not in that life to begin with.

  • @jacklambert1521
    @jacklambert1521 4 года назад +4503

    The dude turned baseball bat into a verb.
    I'd correct him but then I'd be screwdrivered in the eye.

  • @yk_aj07
    @yk_aj07 3 года назад +1241

    Him: *says he has killed people*
    BuzzFeed: "Have to ever been to jail?"
    "Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa"

    • @KnightSlasher
      @KnightSlasher 3 года назад +8

      To be fair some people have gotten away with murder before not saying it would've been easy for this guy but they still haven't caught the zodiac killer or the person who killed amber yet

    • @RealGeorgeWashingtonFr
      @RealGeorgeWashingtonFr 3 года назад +2

      @@KnightSlasher it is pretty rare though, and the person was an ex-hitman, meaning that he killed multiple people

    • @kxtxnx615
      @kxtxnx615 3 года назад

      @@RealGeorgeWashingtonFr listen ik someone whi was an ex hitlan who never got arrested because they couldnt prove it. you never know

    • @Noor_Jacobs03
      @Noor_Jacobs03 3 года назад +3

      As as a South African, I can confirm 🤣🤣🇿🇦🇿🇦.

    • @Varkhal218
      @Varkhal218 3 года назад

      Idk, did Kissinger ever go to prison?

  • @abbiejeffrey228
    @abbiejeffrey228 3 года назад +7118

    “i was stabbed up, i was batted and i was hit by a truck” he said casually

    • @guidospace
      @guidospace 3 года назад +112

      He’s been hit by he’s been struck by truck

    • @codynicholson8999
      @codynicholson8999 3 года назад +58

      @@guidospace he's been hit by, he's been struck by a speeding vehicle.

    • @botmaster9000
      @botmaster9000 3 года назад +8

      He probably knew what the questions were going to be ahead of time.

    • @chrislantern9272
      @chrislantern9272 3 года назад +17

      different organizations tried to machine gun me down the block

    • @maunarchy272
      @maunarchy272 3 года назад +23

      and he was piped ;)

  • @bryk.9317
    @bryk.9317 4 года назад +23062

    *He's definitely the overly protective dad who would kill for his daughter...no but seriously*

    • @GenosGlory
      @GenosGlory 4 года назад +265

      Bry Klark Even normal Albanians will kill for their daughter. Most Balkan people will.Strong family connection.

    • @vicjeneiryrivera8967
      @vicjeneiryrivera8967 4 года назад +173

      Anyone would for there daughter

    • @wannaseemywoody422
      @wannaseemywoody422 4 года назад +83

      I've already killed many people for my daughter

    • @JustinK21_CVL
      @JustinK21_CVL 4 года назад +42

      Not his son?

    • @GenosGlory
      @GenosGlory 4 года назад +28

      can i get 1000 subscribers without videos? Dad’s are more protective of their daughters but yes he would for his sons too.

  • @aj-fq4vx
    @aj-fq4vx 4 года назад +3486

    They really just asked if a ex-Hitman ever killed someone 💀

    • @DeskFan
      @DeskFan 4 года назад +4

      :I

    • @Skyxred
      @Skyxred 4 года назад +12

      Bruh Moment

    • @turzyn40
      @turzyn40 4 года назад +20

      Imagine if they didn't. You wouldn't know his thoughts about him killing people. It's for the video and to have him talk about it. Better to see what he says then skip it.

    • @khairi7508
      @khairi7508 3 года назад

      499

    • @RandomGuy-bb6ru
      @RandomGuy-bb6ru 3 года назад +3

      I mean he could've sucked at it

  • @bcaye
    @bcaye 3 года назад +626

    "I can't take it back", one of the healthiest concepts a person can accept. Took me the longest time.

    • @pandag3n
      @pandag3n 3 года назад +17

      Totally agree. Leaving the past in the past is a concept that not everybody can grasp. I hope you're doing alright during this time.

    • @vjgjdtuvxjvxgu7031
      @vjgjdtuvxjvxgu7031 3 года назад +10

      but you can still regret it

    • @floydandriessen3995
      @floydandriessen3995 3 года назад +12

      Who have you killed?

    • @Hey-jw3dm
      @Hey-jw3dm 3 года назад

      ooh hey

    • @jonathanking8429
      @jonathanking8429 3 года назад +1

      That’s just... one of the cutest cats ever in your profile🥺

  • @lifeofabmp
    @lifeofabmp 4 года назад +13431

    It’s all fun and games until the Ex mafia begins to reveal too much I info

    • @tonyvalenzuela974
      @tonyvalenzuela974 4 года назад +384

      You cannot speak of what’s not Unveiled . This info has been blasted already

    • @lifeofabmp
      @lifeofabmp 4 года назад +65

      Tony Valenzuela fair enough

    • @thecosmiclullaby9533
      @thecosmiclullaby9533 4 года назад +80

      I actually appreciate his honesty

    • @francesco43567
      @francesco43567 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @Iyurei_
      @Iyurei_ 4 года назад +26

      The Wandering Taco
      Too much honesty and they’ll come after him if he reveals too much information, especially important ones.

  • @nolan4259
    @nolan4259 4 года назад +28947

    Did they seriously just ask a FORMER HITMAN if he’s ever killed someone

    • @williams3552
      @williams3552 4 года назад +870

      Of course they know he has killed someone, its Just for the video, so he can talk about it. Its like sport interview, they know the answer to most of the questions

    • @lyricshelper2042
      @lyricshelper2042 4 года назад +164

      I think that was just a starter question

    • @annoyingassbean3070
      @annoyingassbean3070 4 года назад +161

      One thing that concerns me about this video is that...
      One does not simply 'leave' the Mafia.

    • @farreljiro64
      @farreljiro64 4 года назад +82

      Its like asking gordon ramsey, have you ever cook before?

    • @teresagremling5148
      @teresagremling5148 4 года назад +46

      That would be like asking if the pope is Catholic

  • @isaiahvazquez1559
    @isaiahvazquez1559 4 года назад +4139

    Video title: “Former quarterback”
    Buzzfeed: “Have you ever thrown a football?”

  • @sam-wv2ds
    @sam-wv2ds 3 года назад +639

    No one:
    This guy: “unfortunately...”

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 3 года назад +5

      True lol. So unfortunate. So sad

    • @fuccyahhat1229
      @fuccyahhat1229 3 года назад +3

      As soon as I read this he said unfortunately lmao

    • @lilper3134
      @lilper3134 3 года назад +3

      “That was just a Part of my life as a hitman”

    • @sjegannath6295
      @sjegannath6295 3 года назад

      I mean he might have regretted that part of life

  • @sydneyaustraliabutnot4521
    @sydneyaustraliabutnot4521 4 года назад +4356

    *I bet he’s said “unfortunately” more than anyone else in the world*

    • @bader51500
      @bader51500 4 года назад +79

      Unfortunately that is a fact

    • @JayDuverney
      @JayDuverney 4 года назад +41

      Bader Alharbi unfortunately you beat me to it

    • @jeremysotomayor9385
      @jeremysotomayor9385 4 года назад +14

      Unfortunately you both beat me to it😭🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @theactualdarthvader
      @theactualdarthvader 4 года назад +9

      unfortunately

    • @islamicschoolofmemestudies
      @islamicschoolofmemestudies 4 года назад +17

      Unfortunately some of you guys would repeat this "unfortunately" over and over unfortunately.

  • @urchillzone
    @urchillzone 4 года назад +3457

    Imagine dating his daughter,cheating her and breaking her heart...
    YA BETTA RUN BOII

    • @matthiasoberhofer4216
      @matthiasoberhofer4216 4 года назад +160

      You better take the plane to another planet and change ya name lmao

    • @Diddlebop49
      @Diddlebop49 4 года назад +23

      I definitely would not get into the position. Since you can’t break up with here lmao

    • @navins2246
      @navins2246 4 года назад +20

      Become like Michael in GTA5

    • @franksjuice816
      @franksjuice816 4 года назад +58

      How about don't hurt ANY girl

    • @GhostFaceM416
      @GhostFaceM416 4 года назад +7

      @@franksjuice816 yes very true

  • @111voodoo
    @111voodoo 4 года назад +8095

    For those wondering why he’s openly admitting to this, he’s already served his time for the things he’s admitting to already!

    • @outfitondarise
      @outfitondarise 4 года назад +72

      You call yo self a hitman so it is obvious that you make dirty jobs

    • @assemlarbi6125
      @assemlarbi6125 4 года назад +240

      How he serve his time and out when he have kill so many people

    • @rosariodeluca3912
      @rosariodeluca3912 4 года назад +261

      Assem Larbi he probably gave up a lot of other names

    • @bperea_1
      @bperea_1 4 года назад +180

      @@assemlarbi6125 they usually are given life time prison but after so many years they actually let them go although it doesnt matter cuz they ruined their life and hes to old to have a normal life.

    • @kennethclark9896
      @kennethclark9896 4 года назад +23

      Brian Perea he’s a 🐀

  • @jimothysparkcus
    @jimothysparkcus 3 года назад +394

    Every single question:
    Q: "Never have I ever...."
    A: "I have. Unfortunately....."

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 3 года назад +7

      Unfortunately for him. Killing people. So sad. So unfortunate.. For him of course. Not for victims family

    • @blakeeglinton2272
      @blakeeglinton2272 3 года назад +24

      @@mont9150 Most of the victims were crime bosses lol

    • @darthmath1071
      @darthmath1071 3 года назад +6

      @@mont9150 He has to live with that pain regardless. Also the victims were criminals as said before.

    • @user-tw5xz1nn9b
      @user-tw5xz1nn9b 3 года назад +3

      He says unfortunately as in i regret doing this

    • @andreaskapaj1801
      @andreaskapaj1801 3 года назад

      Did I do this yes I did did I do that yes i did

  • @akshayiyer4996
    @akshayiyer4996 4 года назад +6836

    Why does he have such a Hitman voice

    • @serenabean868
      @serenabean868 4 года назад +412

      Cuz he was a hitman

    • @ALLZEE999
      @ALLZEE999 4 года назад +183

      @@serenabean868 Mind..Blown

    • @tattoosNtea21
      @tattoosNtea21 4 года назад +135

      @@serenabean868 that's some hardcore science right there 🤣

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 года назад +63

      It's part of the character package.
      If he picked nurse he'd be in all white, in a short skirt.

    • @strawberryyoghurt1378
      @strawberryyoghurt1378 4 года назад +14

      Lmfao💀😭

  • @itzkeyz2526
    @itzkeyz2526 4 года назад +7148

    Next vid
    Ex-McDonalds worker: "Have you ever made a Big Mac "

    • @armaanchandel943
      @armaanchandel943 4 года назад +73

      Damn underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iplaymilkchocoandstuff2814
      @iplaymilkchocoandstuff2814 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @talkgb
      @talkgb 4 года назад +51

      Itzkeyz plot twist: they were a cashier.

    • @steff.sneakersymas3468
      @steff.sneakersymas3468 4 года назад +49

      Worked at McDonald’s for a year, I have never made a Big Mac 😅

    • @fodee4313
      @fodee4313 4 года назад +7

      @Dani 08 yeah bro. That one time is like the most luckiest day of mine that i get the last mcd ice cream

  • @lizzyh379
    @lizzyh379 4 года назад +15828

    IS NO ONE GONNA QUESTION HOW BUZZFEED JUST "HAPPENS" TO HAVE CONNECTIONS WITH EX- HITMEN!!!

    • @csmith3243
      @csmith3243 4 года назад +108

      Lol

    • @GenosGlory
      @GenosGlory 4 года назад +424

      lizzy H Alite has been in many interviews and Netflix now.

    • @m0zz4re11a1
      @m0zz4re11a1 4 года назад +111

      C Smith and the fact he agreed to it

    • @csmith3243
      @csmith3243 4 года назад +25

      @@m0zz4re11a1 Oh ok 😮

    • @spacecommander6958
      @spacecommander6958 4 года назад +102

      and jewel theifs, mob bosses, drug dealers etc.

  • @MetalGearTenno
    @MetalGearTenno 3 года назад +433

    Asking a former Mafia hitman "have you ever killed someone" is like asking a fish "can you swim". 🤔

    • @rblxduelist
      @rblxduelist 3 года назад +6

      Ikr 💀💀

    • @evilqueen5054
      @evilqueen5054 3 года назад +1

      Ikr

    • @jessiekoh6555
      @jessiekoh6555 3 года назад

      It’s like asking as box if they are a box

    • @Magnus_Inno
      @Magnus_Inno 3 года назад +1

      It's like asking a gun "can you shoot bullets?"

    • @ShinnyTovs
      @ShinnyTovs 2 года назад

      or asking a question "have you ever been ever?"

  • @Xenn8D
    @Xenn8D 4 года назад +20764

    His voice makes me want to drink a cup of water

    • @extortionmusic675
      @extortionmusic675 4 года назад +207

      Underrated comment

    • @MarionetteHannah
      @MarionetteHannah 4 года назад +357

      DUDE SAME. I LOWKEY GOT A WHOLE BOTTLE OF WATER AFTER WATCHING THIS BEFORE REALIZING THAT MANS HUSKY ASS VOICE DEHYDRATED ME-

    • @emmakay8153
      @emmakay8153 4 года назад +122

      Marionette Duplicate HIS VOICE DEHYDRATED YOU LMAOOOO

    • @MarionetteHannah
      @MarionetteHannah 4 года назад +18

      emma kay HDJSHHSD

    • @MarionetteHannah
      @MarionetteHannah 4 года назад +32

      Japp _20 his voice just sucked whatever 60% of water my body had out of me

  • @musfirahsalman7554
    @musfirahsalman7554 3 года назад +5881

    This is the guy you have been looking for in your wattpad stories.

  • @mr.squidly2373
    @mr.squidly2373 3 года назад +2635

    Buzzfeed: alright final question “you up for another gig?” *slides over gun*

    • @sithmauduwela7220
      @sithmauduwela7220 3 года назад +45

      Perhaps the best comment I've seen today

    • @Nilske29
      @Nilske29 3 года назад +25

      Slides over a picture of that hitman

    • @joemomsahohoho6640
      @joemomsahohoho6640 3 года назад +35

      “Unfortunately- yes-“

    • @zon6158
      @zon6158 3 года назад +3

      lol

    • @agestatsega
      @agestatsega 3 года назад +7

      “Well, Job Is Still A Job”

  • @J_o_B_is_back
    @J_o_B_is_back 3 года назад +1038

    "I'm the guy who would go after the guy that killed the woman." - definitive proof that this professional has standards, and damn good ones at that.

    • @gunneranallindbloom8696
      @gunneranallindbloom8696 3 года назад +3

      He's a liar. Testified he shot one man, in the back of the head. He's not a "hitman" lofl stolen valor of the mob

    • @Parker.H
      @Parker.H 3 года назад +8

      He's just a simp.

    • @Parker.H
      @Parker.H 3 года назад +4

      @Mohammed Avdol you learn something new everyday.

    • @maijah95
      @maijah95 3 года назад +8

      He's just sexist

    • @Graciehunter32
      @Graciehunter32 3 года назад +3

      @@Parker.H he’s 10x tougher than u and would get u murked

  • @angelapenny13
    @angelapenny13 3 года назад +34105

    This feels illegal to watch..

  • @speedwagon9754
    @speedwagon9754 4 года назад +8630

    “Have you ever killed someone?”
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @aidenblackwood8559
      @aidenblackwood8559 4 года назад +5

      @Simp Knight 😆

    • @formedmilitia1880
      @formedmilitia1880 4 года назад +23

      Mmmm yea the floor here is mad out of floor

    • @caljs
      @caljs 4 года назад +19

      @Simp Knight that's crazy because all you see is black now :)

    • @safwanahmed4248
      @safwanahmed4248 4 года назад +50

      @Simp Knight what’s wrong with being black you racist scumbag

    • @turtle-ot2qc
      @turtle-ot2qc 4 года назад +2

      @Simp Knight why are they bad though. :(

  • @mwangiwanjau5368
    @mwangiwanjau5368 3 года назад +5295

    He sounds like he just ate 10 popeyes biscuits with no water

  • @ashiaku9864
    @ashiaku9864 3 года назад +254

    There's a sadness about him I can't describe

    • @silvercloud1641
      @silvercloud1641 3 года назад +5

      See, it ain't about bein hard
      But that's what'cha tell the little homies in the yard
      Ya already done did 10
      And wish you could start all over again
      Brand new inmates and who do ya see
      Your baby brother in shackles, a fool, a lil' ass gee
      Ice Cube - Lil Ass Gee

    • @chatroomnuisance3901
      @chatroomnuisance3901 3 года назад +1

      He's a pathological liar and one of the most insecure people I've ever seen, anywhere. That's the feeling you're describing

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 2 года назад +2

      @@chatroomnuisance3901 Care to elaborate?

    • @hsoj3
      @hsoj3 Год назад

      @@chatroomnuisance3901 What😂🤦

  • @dahliakaufman5211
    @dahliakaufman5211 3 года назад +4500

    It’s all fun and games until he says “I don’t regret killing anyone”

    • @emo_weeb_stanie1019
      @emo_weeb_stanie1019 3 года назад +48

      why would that be bad? I don't understand

    • @reyhamzah7565
      @reyhamzah7565 3 года назад +157

      It seems to me like he kills bad people, and If he did kill bad people, I honestly think he’s a hero

    • @LeviathanRCG
      @LeviathanRCG 3 года назад +324

      @@reyhamzah7565 no he kills people that disagree with the people he is working for. No such thing as good people and bad people

    • @cbv7207
      @cbv7207 3 года назад +43

      @@LeviathanRCG There are good and bad people but they aren't the same for all people.

    • @chiara3536
      @chiara3536 3 года назад +38

      @@reyhamzah7565 trust me as an italian,mafia is not good at all. they just kill without regret.

  • @Anna_b360
    @Anna_b360 3 года назад +3995

    It’s interesting how he talked about never killing a woman or anyone outside of the mob/prison. Even a hitman had a line he wouldn’t cross...

    • @fierce4453
      @fierce4453 3 года назад +576

      Professionals have standards

    • @Anna_b360
      @Anna_b360 3 года назад +101

      Fierce sir, that is the best reply I could have gotten. Thank you 🤣

    • @cameron_btdboys3924
      @cameron_btdboys3924 3 года назад +75

      Female privilege

    • @ultrasmmw1452
      @ultrasmmw1452 3 года назад +166

      @@Anna_b360 he was apart of the italian mob but he is also an albanian and we have that mentality that when in blood feud or problem with others we don’t kill kids and women

    • @milenkovargas5403
      @milenkovargas5403 3 года назад +29

      Still a human despite his old job.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 4 года назад +21288

    Ex-Serial Killer Plays Never Have I Ever

    • @thunderring8056
      @thunderring8056 4 года назад +66

      What you doing here JaxBlade?

    • @Apple-tz6hs
      @Apple-tz6hs 4 года назад +49

      Caelen A. Was gonna say that 😭

    • @realbh4rgav
      @realbh4rgav 4 года назад +11

      JaxBlade 😔🤝

    • @tommypitre949
      @tommypitre949 4 года назад +168

      Ex-Serial killer where? This guy is not a serial killer, He was a hitman for hire, and did you not hear him say he's never killed anyone but mob guys and streets guys, this guy is just as safe to be around as anyone else. just don't disrespect him.

    • @scare3733
      @scare3733 4 года назад +54

      @@tommypitre949 that’s still serial killing, no matter if he was hired he killed multiple people

  • @cooper197
    @cooper197 3 года назад +25

    “It’s okay to think the same way just don’t react” you have no clue how heart warming and comforting that is to hear for people who go through trauma

  • @alohaparadisegirls1686
    @alohaparadisegirls1686 3 года назад +6367

    Buzzfeed: we brought in an ex-facist dictator,
    “Have you ever dictated?”

  • @jaynelee433
    @jaynelee433 4 года назад +2546

    i'm surprised he actually chose to admit all this on video lmao. other mafia dude was like "mmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe" when he was asked if he had killed anyone

    • @luisadea.5844
      @luisadea.5844 4 года назад +94

      if he has been to some many prisions and now out maybe he was absolved

    • @kittylolol439
      @kittylolol439 4 года назад +7

      LMAO LIKE THE LAST VID ABOUT MAFIA HAHAHA!

    • @missedgoliath
      @missedgoliath 4 года назад +143

      he’s a hit man, his job was to kill people. he’s not uncovering a secret

    • @jaynelee433
      @jaynelee433 4 года назад +33

      @@missedgoliath I mean that i'm just surprised that he agreed to do the video and said all these things out loud in front of a camera.

    • @ConchitaProductions
      @ConchitaProductions 4 года назад +101

      @@luisadea.5844 The other dude was never found guilty of murder therefore he cannot say "yes" without potentially getting himself into legal trouble.

  • @vicnent651
    @vicnent651 3 года назад +1870

    “Have you ever killed someone”
    Former Hitman: 👁👄👁

    • @kalebsoto9053
      @kalebsoto9053 3 года назад +21

      putting 👁👄👁 after an already unoriginal joke doesn't make it any funnier

    • @vicnent651
      @vicnent651 3 года назад +46

      @@kalebsoto9053 i think it does

    • @kalebsoto9053
      @kalebsoto9053 3 года назад +8

      @@vicnent651 nah

    • @vicnent651
      @vicnent651 3 года назад +18

      @@kalebsoto9053 ye

    • @kalebsoto9053
      @kalebsoto9053 3 года назад +8

      @@vicnent651 n

  • @marpalafox7842
    @marpalafox7842 3 года назад +230

    The 1st question to a hitman:
    "Have you ever killed somebody?"
    Buzzfeed ladies and gentlemen

    • @silentsnake4750
      @silentsnake4750 3 года назад +1

      We got him

    • @liamcragin
      @liamcragin 3 года назад +1

      He coulda been a not very good hitman?

    • @vx7851
      @vx7851 3 года назад +1

      @@liamcragin He wouldnt've been called a hitman then.

    • @bardanmalla193
      @bardanmalla193 3 года назад

      @@liamcragin do some research before squeaking like a clown
      He worked for John Gotti
      In the times when mafia was peaking in US

    • @liamcragin
      @liamcragin 3 года назад

      @@bardanmalla193 it’s a joke. Lighten up!

  • @slyfox7349
    @slyfox7349 4 года назад +1611

    *never have I ever regretted killing someone*
    Ex hitman: I have not
    Me: WTF really
    Ex hitman: that probably surprises you
    Me: he read me like a book...

    • @missnerdynurse5923
      @missnerdynurse5923 4 года назад +19

      This made me laugh harder than it should have lol

    • @iiro.s7744
      @iiro.s7744 4 года назад

      Just put the pants back on

    • @bluboykins7526
      @bluboykins7526 4 года назад

      Irzka put my condom back on lol

    • @Billie_Marie_
      @Billie_Marie_ 4 года назад

      🤣 yeah but I get his reason.

  • @i_likedogs
    @i_likedogs 3 года назад +7911

    the police watching this like-
    👁👄👁

    • @i_likedogs
      @i_likedogs 3 года назад +278

      @@lukasstalarm1058 there’s always that one person who kills the joke

    • @RandomPerson-tp3xh
      @RandomPerson-tp3xh 3 года назад +67

      @@lukasstalarm1058 yes we understand that dude. It was just a joke

    • @Kostasvrikas
      @Kostasvrikas 3 года назад +16

      @@lukasstalarm1058 owowowo really

    • @lukasstalarm1058
      @lukasstalarm1058 3 года назад +14

      @@RandomPerson-tp3xh ok, sorry

    • @illyrian9976
      @illyrian9976 3 года назад +43

      It wasn't a funny joke to begin with.

  • @idcifigotohell5470
    @idcifigotohell5470 4 года назад +1934

    Wattpad fanfic writers: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

  • @normal_username3231
    @normal_username3231 3 года назад +71

    Ex-mafia when asked if he has killed someone: life is violent and I’m not proud of my past
    Ex-hit man when asked if he killed someone: definitely. With a bat, knife, and gun

  • @Liisahh
    @Liisahh 3 года назад +4824

    Buzzfeed:"Have you ever killed anyone?"
    Hitman:"Yes I have"
    Buzzfeed:"Have you ever been in jail"
    bruh

    • @jamiewallace3546
      @jamiewallace3546 3 года назад +42

      He may not have been caught tbf

    • @Fernandanatac
      @Fernandanatac 3 года назад +214

      @@jamiewallace3546 if he was not caught, he couldn’t admit his crimes in a video.
      There’s another video of a mafia *member* that had that question (if he ever killed someone) and he didn’t answer it, probably because it was not a crime he was convicted for. 🤷🏼‍♀️If he said yes, police would come to his house to send him back to jail.

    • @jamiewallace3546
      @jamiewallace3546 3 года назад +10

      @@Fernandanatac who could they trace exactly who he was talking about lmao saying you killed someone will not send you to jail you are clueless

    • @yeyoyeyito6338
      @yeyoyeyito6338 3 года назад +42

      @@jamiewallace3546 I don’t think you know how the adult world works buddy. Maybe when you get older you’ll understand more.

    • @jamiewallace3546
      @jamiewallace3546 3 года назад +5

      @@yeyoyeyito6338 what I said was straight facts lmao

  • @0bled121
    @0bled121 3 года назад +892

    I like how he doesn’t sugar coat anything he accepts what he did and what happened to him he’s a genuine chill guy

    • @Hey-jw3dm
      @Hey-jw3dm 3 года назад +11

      he's not what he seems

    • @Hey-jw3dm
      @Hey-jw3dm 3 года назад +5

      @@2fast260 seem as tho '-'

    • @govindagawade8309
      @govindagawade8309 3 года назад +29

      Of course he's a chill guy until he shows up to kill you!

    • @zoli604
      @zoli604 3 года назад +10

      @@2fast260 He still killed, threatened, beat up, tortured, kidnapped innocent people, even tho he changed he did ruined others life.

    • @jakebake8329
      @jakebake8329 3 года назад +9

      He is not genuine shows what a fool you are

  • @abbytooshabby109
    @abbytooshabby109 4 года назад +405

    “It’s ok to think the same way but don’t react the same way “ ... I agree

  • @no.6269
    @no.6269 3 года назад +27

    "I was sentenced life in prison"
    Next question BuzzFeed asks
    "Have you ever been to prison"

  • @bassboneboy
    @bassboneboy 4 года назад +470

    I love that they asked the hit man if he had ever killed someone

    • @milmon4137
      @milmon4137 4 года назад +14

      lmfao imagine he just says cap he hasn't the video ends

    • @thepeachy_08
      @thepeachy_08 4 года назад

      Nah fam he was in vents he didn't do it

  • @DaBestNub
    @DaBestNub 3 года назад +8606

    My dude sounds like he smokes 50 packs of cigarettes a day

    • @elenadisalvo6075
      @elenadisalvo6075 3 года назад +360

      he probably does

    • @dirtblock6361
      @dirtblock6361 3 года назад +19

      @Abraham Thekkumalayil Thomas betttt lol

    • @sheona.m
      @sheona.m 3 года назад +13

      He sounds like my history teacher 🥲

    • @slayy-u2h
      @slayy-u2h 3 года назад +3

      @@dirtblock6361 lmao

    • @eyravaldez9064
      @eyravaldez9064 3 года назад +6

      I think it’s the slow wifi

  • @Randy-pj9ht
    @Randy-pj9ht 3 года назад +2900

    This guy sounds like he eats cigarettes for breakfast

  • @stevenpetinarelis2249
    @stevenpetinarelis2249 3 года назад +44

    Buzzfeed: we brought in an ex-news reporter
    "Has he ever reported news"

  • @banana-mc6wu
    @banana-mc6wu 3 года назад +1255

    It’s fun to think that back in his youth he be chasing people like James Bond and shooting shits and now he’s playing never have I ever with Buzzfeed 😂😂

  • @mirkwoodforest
    @mirkwoodforest 3 года назад +826

    Ex-Teacher
    Buzzfeed: So have you ever seen a child?

    • @akazaz
      @akazaz 3 года назад +11

      some teachers teach only adults

    • @TheFerretofEarth
      @TheFerretofEarth 3 года назад +16

      Ex-man
      BuzzFeed: So have you even been in the X men?

    • @suckstosuck999
      @suckstosuck999 3 года назад +5

      Fr hes a hitman obviously he has killed people

    • @mb.12
      @mb.12 3 года назад +1

      College: exists

  • @jesperchad821
    @jesperchad821 3 года назад +4766

    Why does he seem like a generally nice guy

    • @andacovaciu3410
      @andacovaciu3410 3 года назад +90

      Right ?:))

    • @TheOutcastSide
      @TheOutcastSide 3 года назад +215

      He literally was killing for living

    • @leddy7315
      @leddy7315 3 года назад +293

      He probably is a nice guy now, still a bit scary just because he WAS a hitman, but nice.

    • @friskychan
      @friskychan 3 года назад +94

      Fr, I wanna have a drink with him and just have a conversation and get a more in-depth understanding of him and everything hes been through in his life and what brought him to become a hit man ya know

    • @davidgere9989
      @davidgere9989 3 года назад +12

      He doesnt

  • @pot-potz5525
    @pot-potz5525 3 года назад +113

    Buzzfeed: *interviews a hitman*
    Also buzzfeed: *have you killed someone?*
    "Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes"

  • @krisrodriguez5439
    @krisrodriguez5439 4 года назад +1766

    Next episode:
    Asking Former Canadians if they’ve ever been to Canada

  • @kaceandkade5334
    @kaceandkade5334 3 года назад +1753

    Video title: “former artist”
    Buzzfeed: have you ever held a pencil?

    • @ak-2007
      @ak-2007 3 года назад +44

      *"I have not"*
      I have held a microphone though....

    • @trotspot
      @trotspot 3 года назад +1

      からぬろ O_O

    • @lalaland8728
      @lalaland8728 3 года назад +5

      its not like there are any other forms of art that dont require holding a pencil😂

    • @baller7004
      @baller7004 3 года назад +3

      @@lalaland8728 hey man ever heard of writing when they were younger

    • @lalaland8728
      @lalaland8728 3 года назад +1

      @@baller7004 wut?

  • @izzys2321
    @izzys2321 3 года назад +5459

    This man is exposing himself and is totally calm about it. ✋🏼

    • @felix8586
      @felix8586 3 года назад +545

      because he finished his sentence, did u not listen to him saying that he's been in prison his whole life?

    • @inactive8612
      @inactive8612 3 года назад +166

      He’s an ex hit man he’s not a hitman anymore

    • @teethegreezlybigman6370
      @teethegreezlybigman6370 3 года назад +35

      He can't be arrested

    • @Katie-B
      @Katie-B 3 года назад +28

      @@felix8586 yeah but he killed multiple people so should hve got death penalty or life

    • @h2di800
      @h2di800 3 года назад +4

      @@Katie-B true

  • @ArttiqueStudio
    @ArttiqueStudio 3 года назад +27

    I have to say thank you for your honesty. Some young people think this life is cool it’s not. It’s good that you’ve come forward and although you did these bad things I’m sure you repented for them and did your time for your crime. I pray that you have many blessings ahead of you and that you can teach others your wrongs to help them make themselves right.

    • @servantofgod8920
      @servantofgod8920 3 года назад

      We ALL mess up, but coming forward and repenting shows you've learned. You can't take back the pain his victim(s) families feel but you still owe it to yourself to move forward and repent. You can't reverse the things you've done. We ALL have things we wish we could take back.

    • @harryfoggin5845
      @harryfoggin5845 3 года назад

      Nice you didn't need to Wright that but ok

  • @baileyluchun1717
    @baileyluchun1717 3 года назад +594

    He sounds like he’s needed to cough for 50 years

    • @thomasjohnson4987
      @thomasjohnson4987 3 года назад +7

      probably smoked a lot

    • @offical6733
      @offical6733 3 года назад +1

      I couldn't finish the video because of that

    • @Vneosjwfk
      @Vneosjwfk 3 года назад +3

      Because of that I feel like I need to cough all the time for some reason

    • @beastmonkey2486
      @beastmonkey2486 3 года назад

      @@Vneosjwfk same

  • @everdeneb4811
    @everdeneb4811 3 года назад +1173

    "How many people have you killed?"
    "yes"

    • @looptheloop6089
      @looptheloop6089 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @Sudo_000
      @Sudo_000 3 года назад +9

      How many breads have you eaten?

    • @caimin1
      @caimin1 3 года назад +3

      @@Sudo_000 is this.....

    • @shreyas1650
      @shreyas1650 3 года назад +3

      @@Sudo_000 ISSSS THIS AAA JOJOOO REEFRENCEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯💩💩💩💩💩💩🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @LolganSaucey
      @LolganSaucey 3 года назад +1

      *“I have”*

  • @vicnent651
    @vicnent651 3 года назад +1830

    Plot Twist: Buzzfeed is just filming him being interrogated for quick money.

    • @kasper_rix8865
      @kasper_rix8865 3 года назад +7

      Vincent De La Terre I like to think that they have those signs in the interrogation room

    • @kingpeedorah
      @kingpeedorah 3 года назад +3

      Fun fact**

  • @tux75
    @tux75 3 года назад +499

    Why does he seem like a generally nice guy?

    • @user-yh6dq2hl2t
      @user-yh6dq2hl2t 3 года назад +42

      people like this act just like normal people in most cases he's not gonna be like oh i killed someone all the time, its the case for most people

    • @Hey-jw3dm
      @Hey-jw3dm 3 года назад +6

      nah he isnt. If my experience speaks.

    • @Hey-jw3dm
      @Hey-jw3dm 3 года назад +4

      You see all the druggies out there. They may look high but in reality never did anything and then there's people like this guy

    • @idontknowwhattoput5851
      @idontknowwhattoput5851 3 года назад +2

      @@Hey-jw3dm your experience? you probably never met him

    • @Hey-jw3dm
      @Hey-jw3dm 3 года назад +1

      @@idontknowwhattoput5851 well people are alike sometimes. And I'm pretty sure I didnt mean 100% sure of my experience

  • @toomycursed4828
    @toomycursed4828 3 года назад +1604

    He is so calm talking about the people he has killed.

    • @jennikifm2
      @jennikifm2 3 года назад +6

      O__O

    • @s6m349
      @s6m349 3 года назад +13

      Dats tha life

    • @Poiwaa
      @Poiwaa 3 года назад +9

      Oh yes, I killed 100 peoples very cool alrighit

    • @samantha.maxwell6017
      @samantha.maxwell6017 3 года назад +10

      that's what he do for a living, so

    • @lawrencejulius1
      @lawrencejulius1 3 года назад +6

      Because he’s a rat

  • @ziggythehero
    @ziggythehero 4 года назад +1465

    Twenty years ago: you're walking down an alley, this guy shows up.
    Him: unfortunately...
    You : fml

    • @tredaguy1818
      @tredaguy1818 4 года назад +1

      Lmaooo

    • @--BACKTFUP
      @--BACKTFUP 4 года назад +2

      Took you long enough

    • @ziggythehero
      @ziggythehero 4 года назад +1

      @@--BACKTFUP pardon?

    • @--BACKTFUP
      @--BACKTFUP 4 года назад +5

      @@ziggythehero For him to kill my ass, duh

    • @ziggythehero
      @ziggythehero 4 года назад +7

      @@--BACKTFUP oh thought you talking to me but you've POV'd yourself in the story. pretty funny joke , delivery wasn't too good though.

  • @georgesun4092
    @georgesun4092 3 года назад +271

    Ex-Boxer plays never have I ever:
    Buzzfeed: Have you ever punched someone?

  • @vincentmeade2534
    @vincentmeade2534 3 года назад +11

    You can clearly see that he took his job incredibly seriously, im happy to know that he could walk away from his past even though his past was horrible

  • @GeLLee
    @GeLLee 4 года назад +624

    If you cheat on his daughter, you will need Mike to outsmart that man.

    • @Dacia52
      @Dacia52 4 года назад +6

      @Peter Griffin no is mike from buzzfed multiplayer

    • @Anspol
      @Anspol 4 года назад +30

      @Peter Griffin Mike Ehrmantraut

    • @ErenJaeger13
      @ErenJaeger13 4 года назад +4

      Michael De Santa

    • @xhuljanoelmazi3344
      @xhuljanoelmazi3344 4 года назад

      He have only 2 sons

    • @PLP357
      @PLP357 4 года назад

      He aint got no daughters

  • @alexisjordan9055
    @alexisjordan9055 3 года назад +725

    “Hi, I’m a Hitman”
    *Never Have I Ever killed somebody*
    Really pulling out the inquisitive questions I see

    • @Hey-jw3dm
      @Hey-jw3dm 3 года назад

      i misread your comment "Really pulling out a gun"

    • @erniebuchinski3614
      @erniebuchinski3614 3 года назад

      It's like the motto of the mindless tabloid "The National Enquirer": "Enquiring minds want to know." ;-)
      (I suppose the term "mindless tabloid" is redundant, huh?)

  • @moxvist8206
    @moxvist8206 3 года назад +1402

    "Unfortunately I was in prison"
    He killed people what did he expected?

    • @windlesssign1718
      @windlesssign1718 3 года назад +120

      If you don't get caught, you don't go to jail.

    • @13twite13
      @13twite13 3 года назад +24

      @@windlesssign1718 i didnt know that

    • @windlesssign1718
      @windlesssign1718 3 года назад +61

      @@13twite13 Yeah... It's not very known.

    • @oldsport7198
      @oldsport7198 3 года назад +13

      I don’t think he eXpEcTeD anything👁👄👁

    • @_rtx_
      @_rtx_ 3 года назад

      @@13twite13 how come u didnt know that lol, rofl, lmao, lmfao z😀

  • @hannahkelly4985
    @hannahkelly4985 3 года назад +18

    his daughter " oh yeah I just forgot to mention my dads an ex-mafia hitman, if you ever try to do me wrong"
    the guy" ... what?!"

  • @steviedavidson5130
    @steviedavidson5130 4 года назад +3086

    I’m not trying to be rude or anything but people like this do scare me.

    • @hk-zx7kl
      @hk-zx7kl 4 года назад +25

      Me2

    • @AsukaRoronoa
      @AsukaRoronoa 4 года назад +71

      Almost Everyone be scared of person you don t know even your neighbour . But i pretty sure you have mentaly commun points with him as you have with you neighbour. Don t be scared with unknown ans have a good day

    • @farida.
      @farida. 4 года назад +8

      Same

    • @Emylisis
      @Emylisis 4 года назад +91

      I mean I think being scared of someone who has admitted to killing people pretty brutally is fair lol. Good that he's changed his life around though! Inspiring to see!

    • @thucao6009
      @thucao6009 4 года назад +7

      Same even tho I know he is a pretty nice guy 😞😔

  • @YouWillLose
    @YouWillLose 4 года назад +917

    Video should just be called “I have”

    • @artyom9137
      @artyom9137 4 года назад +14

      someone didnt watch the whole video

    • @Eduardourrutia078
      @Eduardourrutia078 4 года назад +11

      @@artyom9137 it’s a joke🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @azula9830
      @azula9830 3 года назад

      If buzzfeed didnt ask questions that are what hitmans usually do. he would've answer some "I have not". Though he didnt regret killing anyone

  • @baronwright2352
    @baronwright2352 4 года назад +5145

    this guy is off parole and telling stories about how many people he's killed meanwhile there's people serving life in prison for weed...

    • @slime6all484
      @slime6all484 4 года назад +265

      No one's serving life for weed

    • @nathanderoche8923
      @nathanderoche8923 4 года назад +241

      @@slime6all484 yea there are, u ever heard off a women named Kamala Harris? And the work she did in California? Or joe Biden, on of the politicians who put their name on the 94 crime bill?

    • @loganyarbrough5779
      @loganyarbrough5779 4 года назад +99

      @@dennisreynolds6196 Also this Hitman isn’t even white he’s Albanian.

    • @loganyarbrough5779
      @loganyarbrough5779 4 года назад +72

      @unitedkingdom offiveeyes it’s a literal fact that he’s Albanian. I look white too but I’m actually Spanish I just happen to lack a bit of melanin.

    • @bogdanilariant123
      @bogdanilariant123 4 года назад +216

      @@loganyarbrough5779 albanians are caucasian. Albania is a country in Europe. Grab a book

  • @fbi3034
    @fbi3034 3 года назад +20

    “have you ever killed someone?” NAHHH I AINT KILLED NO ONE

  • @zyk168
    @zyk168 3 года назад +786

    Judge: anything else?
    6ix9ine: have you heard of BuzzFeed?

  • @aroundtheworldinaprildays
    @aroundtheworldinaprildays 4 года назад +793

    Is buzzfeed building its own mafia of ex-mafia members? 😅

    • @specterboy98
      @specterboy98 4 года назад +14

      Thats how mafia works

    • @adonnycalledgeorge4636
      @adonnycalledgeorge4636 4 года назад +12

      “I know a guy who knows a guy” is how this mafia is going to be very strong

    • @gindza3666
      @gindza3666 4 года назад

      Literally like ex mob boss plays mafia ex mob hit man plays never have i ever

    • @AntiYourFacePhD
      @AntiYourFacePhD 4 года назад

      I mean... they’d have to get Michael Franzese and John Alite work together. And they don’t really get along.

  • @tristanmcguire4820
    @tristanmcguire4820 3 года назад +252

    This guy invented the “I HAVE” sign

  • @detritus3676
    @detritus3676 3 года назад +137

    Ex-hitman
    “Have you ever killed anyone”
    :/
    “Are you alive
    “Yes”
    “Do you breathe oxygen”

  • @rainbow55548
    @rainbow55548 4 года назад +1398

    All of a sudden I’m John cause i ain’t cena thing 👩🏽‍🦯

    • @hunterbruyere5052
      @hunterbruyere5052 4 года назад +30

      he’s already served time for all the murders he’s admitting to in the video.

    • @iplaymilkchocoandstuff2814
      @iplaymilkchocoandstuff2814 4 года назад +1

      Yooo

    • @lilbron3059
      @lilbron3059 4 года назад +19

      Another example of female comedians it was so funny I forgot to laugh

    • @serena-uo4cx
      @serena-uo4cx 4 года назад +4

      Lil Bron yk, on tiktok boys also say that. also unfunny.

    • @lilbron3059
      @lilbron3059 4 года назад +2

      @@serena-uo4cx LOL wasn't even trying

  • @h2_venm396
    @h2_venm396 3 года назад +2147

    "I would never kill a woman I'm the guy who would go after the guy who killed a woman" +50000000 respect earned

    • @Belryllium
      @Belryllium 3 года назад +47

      Woah i read this comment at the same time where that part in the vid played lmao
      Edit: yall ty for the likes HAHA

    • @idklmao2931
      @idklmao2931 3 года назад +73

      @@Ad-gh6jv oh look, another person who can't tell the difference between a respectful man and a simp

    • @Nametag_101
      @Nametag_101 3 года назад +138

      I just think it’s sexist tbh, i’m glad he wouldn’t kill me, but i don’t want any extra advantages because of my gender. But i know it comes from a good place

    • @Nametag_101
      @Nametag_101 3 года назад +67

      I Dk because if i take the advantages, then i simultaneously agree to men having different advantages which I do not support. I see where you’re coming from, but I just don’t wanna be above men, I wanna be equal with them.

    • @antonchristensen302
      @antonchristensen302 3 года назад +33

      @@Nametag_101 now you, earned my respect way more than the guy in the video

  • @gawd-zila
    @gawd-zila 3 года назад +2345

    “Has a retired baker ever baked?”
    Edit: Omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten!

  • @evanginsburg2511
    @evanginsburg2511 3 года назад +13

    The defense lawyer on his case seeing this:👁👄👁

  • @heatalldayy
    @heatalldayy 4 года назад +427

    Disappointed he wasn’t asked if he’s ever been to Olive Garden.

    • @Sophia-ld3pj
      @Sophia-ld3pj 4 года назад +7

      Steven Lopez I’m weak 😂😂

    • @Bafangool_Fool
      @Bafangool_Fool 4 года назад

      Italians hate Olive Garden

    • @sarge3276
      @sarge3276 4 года назад +1

      @@Bafangool_Fool he isnt tho

    • @sidetony6052
      @sidetony6052 4 года назад +1

      He's not italian

    • @srcobla8002
      @srcobla8002 4 года назад

      He’s Albanian lol 🤣

  • @pennyfarthing7332
    @pennyfarthing7332 4 года назад +361

    He's went to Brazil and back. What a Legend.

    • @countdooku8827
      @countdooku8827 4 года назад +16

      Here is not that bad, but be careful when you pass through Rio, there is really dangerous

    • @SilvaRGabriel
      @SilvaRGabriel 4 года назад +9

      @Sherlyn you can live a good life but u need to know where u stepping in. And about the prisons, its really that crazy

    • @grace-given4288
      @grace-given4288 4 года назад +4

      @Sherlyn Brazil has great and peaceful places too, unless it's a dream or something, I don't recommend coming here, things are kinda crazy...

    • @grace-given4288
      @grace-given4288 4 года назад +16

      This dude surviving in prison here is what makes him a legend, prisons here looks like Gotham Asylum

    • @ramoseven
      @ramoseven 4 года назад

      still a legend if he points a gun to your head i dont think so this guy seems nice in a way but the devil from hes past actions are still inside it dont take a normal brain to go far like hes been dont get me wrong he is on a good way now but the past stays in you no matter what you do

  • @blurfrosty8139
    @blurfrosty8139 4 года назад +189

    Ez-Mafia hitman plays “I Have”

    • @genericidiot4318
      @genericidiot4318 3 года назад +4

      Ez Mafia Ez Mafia Ez Mafia

    • @barkingmadfordogs5128
      @barkingmadfordogs5128 3 года назад +3

      Someone didn’t watch the whole video

    • @maria-if1nv
      @maria-if1nv 3 года назад +1

      Well yes he's obviously gonna say I have because buzzfeed are asking such obvious questions.

    • @blurfrosty8139
      @blurfrosty8139 3 года назад

      @@maria-if1nv its a joke fella have a laugh for once in your life yeh

  • @hitrapperandartistdababy
    @hitrapperandartistdababy 3 года назад +24

    Larry Lawton: I’ll never forget
    Michael Franzese: Here’s the thing
    John Alite: Unfortunately

    • @hitrapperandartistdababy
      @hitrapperandartistdababy 3 года назад +1

      @@rmurray819 im not saying that. Im just sating they all have their own catchphrase

  • @bryanking5885
    @bryanking5885 3 года назад +2713

    I’m getting triggered that he doesn’t even try to clear his throat

    • @abirb7140
      @abirb7140 3 года назад +29

      Ikrrrrrrrrr
      He's on my nerve

    • @Arabierxo
      @Arabierxo 3 года назад +262

      Thats just his normal voice

    • @manny9868
      @manny9868 3 года назад +13

      @@Arabierxo and you know this because?

    • @Arabierxo
      @Arabierxo 3 года назад +128

      @@manny9868 my dad has the same lmao

    • @gratitude7407
      @gratitude7407 3 года назад +166

      dude probably smoked big ass cigars the mafia bosses gave to him after doing a hit

  • @robertthompson6352
    @robertthompson6352 3 года назад +177

    Buzzfeed: “interviewing deaf people from birth”
    First question: have you ever heard someone talk?

  • @P4u1_08
    @P4u1_08 4 года назад +421

    You should ask him if he wants to play hitman 2, because maybe he could point out the inaccurate things in that game, but only if he’s ok with it

    • @vinutisfalse2527
      @vinutisfalse2527 4 года назад +5

      gamealogy joined the chat

    • @mihirkambli6879
      @mihirkambli6879 4 года назад +4

      This guy is a hitman not an assassin like agent 47

    • @GenosGlory
      @GenosGlory 4 года назад +3

      P4ul Hitman 2 is an Agent who works for the government or people related to it. Alite the oposite side.

    • @emilpashov1040
      @emilpashov1040 4 года назад +1

      P4ul please a guy like this doesn’t deserve attention

    • @GenosGlory
      @GenosGlory 4 года назад

      Emil Pashov why not Sammy gets attention and he did worse than Alite.

  • @perthpickers8851
    @perthpickers8851 3 года назад +26

    I'd like to see a politician do this, that would be hilarious

    • @katokianimation
      @katokianimation 3 года назад +3

      1# question: Have you ever hold or seeked an elected seat in goverment?

  • @number_one_flop
    @number_one_flop 3 года назад +570

    moral of the story: drink water everyone and he says “i have” basically every time

    • @samuellang4403
      @samuellang4403 3 года назад +4

      I am replying because there is none

    • @harukag8937
      @harukag8937 3 года назад +1

      Im replying so that there are 2 replies

    • @riosd0905
      @riosd0905 3 года назад +1

      @@harukag8937 I’m replying so that there are 3 replies

    • @TheDAM93
      @TheDAM93 3 года назад +1

      I'm replying so there are 4 replies. And I'm drinking water now

    • @willythurk5141
      @willythurk5141 3 года назад +1

      I’m replying so there is 5 replies. That’s it.

  • @vishantt
    @vishantt 4 года назад +73

    "It's okay to think the same way.
    Just don't react the same way"
    That's a really good life lesson

  • @AliAbrahem
    @AliAbrahem 3 года назад +739

    Video title: Soccer Player Plays Never Have I Ever
    Buzzfeed’s first question: Have you ever played soccer?

    • @uphr880
      @uphr880 3 года назад +8

      So true

    • @MoMo-206
      @MoMo-206 3 года назад +6

      Have you ever kicked a ball? Lmao

    • @nomnomp7021
      @nomnomp7021 3 года назад

      @@MoMo-206 not the same

    • @akshayjb8205
      @akshayjb8205 3 года назад

      Have you ever doing Tsubasa kick ?

  • @dextter292
    @dextter292 3 года назад +2

    "Think the same way but dont act the same way" really a nice advice thank u mr 47

  • @tomtwoleaf
    @tomtwoleaf 4 года назад +525

    Would be curious to hear John's thoughts on Jeffrey Epstein's death.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 года назад +3

      He didn't kill subtly.

    • @johnalite7282
      @johnalite7282 4 года назад +20

      He was killed impossible the scenario they said in MCC being cameras and his high profile complete nonsense he was murdered 110%

  • @Dangerznoodlez_
    @Dangerznoodlez_ 4 года назад +719

    How do you find these people

  • @fbi5903
    @fbi5903 4 года назад +1068

    *Writing all his details down*

    • @sovasarchives8321
      @sovasarchives8321 4 года назад +7

      LANAJHEJAGDHAHDHAHWHSGAH

    • @keriyahh
      @keriyahh 4 года назад +3

      @@sovasarchives8321 LMFAOAOOAOAAOAOOAOA

    • @brookelefave8648
      @brookelefave8648 4 года назад

      LMAOOOO

    • @fbi5903
      @fbi5903 4 года назад

      @@rhymiGD yes what is it

    • @fbi5903
      @fbi5903 4 года назад +6

      @@rhymiGD uh Ima pass on that one

  • @potatochip9236
    @potatochip9236 3 года назад +9

    He might be a murderer but he gives off kind Dad vibes with very good road trip stories.

    • @BobBob-oe9uf
      @BobBob-oe9uf 3 года назад +1

      That would be a single way trip.

    • @potatochip9236
      @potatochip9236 3 года назад

      @@BobBob-oe9uf Not really but nice joke haha