2:34 YOU'RE WINNER! I was so done when the the van tipped over and magically levitated upright again after winning. It looked like the truck had given up on life after such a trivial victory and just decided to end it all then and there.
I love how: 1. The van randomly falls over at the end, then magically rights itself 2. The timer continues even after you've beaten the race 3. MIND THAT CHILD
This game is allowed to have "ICE BABY" as a license plate number but Jojo's Bizarre Adventure isn't allowed to have Vanilla Ice keep his name outside of Japan? Wow, this game was REALLY under the radar.
This is the game that pushed games to the next limit. This is the game that shows what games can do. This is the game that so many other games want to be. This is... White Van Racer!
Those are some of the most amazing graphics ever. Crysis, Metro 2033, DiRT 2, Heavy Rain, none of them can compare to the amazingness of these graphics.
OH MAN I LOVE VANS. FINALLY A GAME FOR ME. It's like Phoenix Games saw Vans as the untapped racing vehicle. Why, we already have motor bikes and trucks and dune buggies...why not VANS?
I think Phoenix's logo costed more to make than all of their games released in the last year COMBINED. At least they hid the popup around the track's 95 degree turns, and the collision detection in this was actually existent!
Wow. That didn't even look hard. Though, the van is not the easiest thing to see in front of you with. The road is too frigging narrow. They do indeed sound like shopping carts. And once you get past all the other vehicles, the rest of the race is a cinch. They can't even catch up to you. BEST GAME EVER!!!
I imagine the idea is that the cost overhead is so low that they can simply make and release games that cover every conceivable niche imaginable. Considering all the driving games use the same engines and assets, I figure they cost about two bucks to make. If they sell even one of them at retail price, they'll have quadrupled their money. Maybe someone out there has a deep, abiding love for panel vans/work trucks and as a result, treasures this game. Who knows.
Its bad games like these that make you realize that we take for granted the good games. I saw some reviews for Mario Kart 8 with some saying they didn't like the gameplay, others saying items aren't that good, and other little things. I say to them make them play this game for like an hour and then give them Mario Kart 8 again. They'll be crying tears of joy and hail it a masterpiece after playing this game.
Omfg I think I just found the game I was looking for. Where can I aquire this game and how much does it cost. Can u make a video of the locked van plz. Send me a copy plz.
Well, this is their best looking game. That sure isn't saying much. At least there isn't a super long loading screen (unless it was cut for the video) and no z-fighting textures all over the place like London Cab. It still looks really boring though, since the AIs look just stupid. There aren't any powerups which they could've easily thrown in because I doubt this is a simulator, but they're lazy. Also, racing white vans is kind of a silly premise. At least it doesn't look completely amateur and there's an actual game to play, but I'm one to guess this is just a small coding fix for a previous game of theirs, which is why it looks... okay.
I never thought in my life that a game exists where you drive in a pedovan
If you lose the doors open and all your victims run free.
2:34 YOU'RE WINNER!
I was so done when the the van tipped over and magically levitated upright again after winning. It looked like the truck had given up on life after such a trivial victory and just decided to end it all then and there.
the truck was all 'F this, I'm outtie :D
So this is what became of Rare after they left Nintendo.
ahahaahhahaha
The Xbox One looks really good.
I love how:
1. The van randomly falls over at the end, then magically rights itself
2. The timer continues even after you've beaten the race
3. MIND THAT CHILD
The music is about the only good thing about this game.
Has a Gran Turismo feel to it...
MIND THAT CHILD
This game is allowed to have "ICE BABY" as a license plate number but Jojo's Bizarre Adventure isn't allowed to have Vanilla Ice keep his name outside of Japan? Wow, this game was REALLY under the radar.
Otaking Mikohani well, jojo sucks so
@@jamitiljander Your face sucks
This makes me really want to play Big Rigs Racing XD
Caddicarua brought me here.
Why caddy, just why.
+HOTHING Sounds like some kind of pokemon O_o
HOTHING
I understood it perfectly fine without Your comment, thank You -.-
The legendary pokemon caddicarua wilczus222
The one named Bob
I wanna see a fanart of it now X,D
Drinker of dairy what video of his if you remember?
Wow, this beta of Forza 90 is fucking amazing!
After watching this video, I am overwhelmed with gratitude towards the existance of Gran Turismo 2.
Big rigs, youve met your match.
Programming wise, this is half life 2 compared to big rigs.
Brendan Sheehy
Though Pheonix's other racing game, London Cab, could definitely compete with Big Rigs.
The Wikipedia that Won't Shut Up™ I haven't seen it so I wouldn't know, but judging by the title I think I'm gonna agree with you.
This is the game that pushed games to the next limit.
This is the game that shows what games can do.
This is the game that so many other games want to be.
This is... White Van Racer!
Those are some of the most amazing graphics ever. Crysis, Metro 2033, DiRT 2, Heavy Rain, none of them can compare to the amazingness of these graphics.
That menu music was heat tho...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great music laughable game concept and visuals. Thanks for showing me this Caddy! XD
This looks like a terrible parody game I'd buy on steam.
Finally, the white van racing game you've waited all your life for.
I like how the van itself passes out from boredom once it crosses the finish line
I want to drive the one that looks like a LOCK! :D
(0:42)
clearly a game for winners
Those were some sexy physics at the end, there. I want a van that can self-right...
OH MAN I LOVE VANS.
FINALLY A GAME FOR ME.
It's like Phoenix Games saw Vans as the untapped racing vehicle. Why, we already have motor bikes and trucks and dune buggies...why not VANS?
A game about racing creeper vans. Wow. The PS2 had everything.
Wow! Just look at the undercarriage details on that van! Track design is also to die for.
Were they trying to see who could get to a small child in a bathing suit first?
How come all Phoenix Games' games have awesome music!? :D
How can I mind that child when I can't see around my GIANT PINK VAN?
pink van racer
I think Phoenix's logo costed more to make than all of their games released in the last year COMBINED.
At least they hid the popup around the track's 95 degree turns, and the collision detection in this was actually existent!
THIS VANS A ROCKING.!!. should be the slogan for this game
Wow. That didn't even look hard. Though, the van is not the easiest thing to see in front of you with. The road is too frigging narrow. They do indeed sound like shopping carts. And once you get past all the other vehicles, the rest of the race is a cinch. They can't even catch up to you.
BEST GAME EVER!!!
'Mind That Child'!
I thought the end is extremely hillarious!
The van flipped-over and get back up!
This is the best game idea EVER.
Holy crap! This is almost better than Grid!
dam Daniel back at it again
Holy shit, this is like... the console equivelant of big rigs!
I imagine the idea is that the cost overhead is so low that they can simply make and release games that cover every conceivable niche imaginable. Considering all the driving games use the same engines and assets, I figure they cost about two bucks to make. If they sell even one of them at retail price, they'll have quadrupled their money.
Maybe someone out there has a deep, abiding love for panel vans/work trucks and as a result, treasures this game. Who knows.
Mind that child....because he'll be crying for weeks if he gets this game for Christmas.
Note how there is one van left to unlock! OMFG I WONDER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I BET ITS SUPER AWSOM & EXCITING!!!!!
p.s. mind that child
Holy shit, i'm glad Phoenix games creates games for all us who can't get enough of racing i fucking white vans.
Nice video! Oh and one more thing, your username made me laugh.
I love this intro song 🔥
I LOVE THIS GAME I USE TO PLAY IT 247 WHEN I WAS A KID I WANT TO CRY BYE IM GOING TO SIT DOWN IN THE CORNER AND CRY IN NOSTALGIA NOOOOOOOOOO
Its good i got it for $5 back in the day so yea not so bad the music is great and joyful
***** at least it's not Dalmations 3 bad
***** Graphics don't matter, kid.
Jerry Mores but the graphics here look like a late PS1 game
Giordan Diodato They do but does it matter?
At least the menu music is good.
*spray paints van black*
*instantly loses*
Pretty sure this video was on a Cracked "Does Not Compute" episode...
ok. had this been nintendo 64 or around that time then it would maybe not have been as shit but omg for the PS2!?
I came back here in 2017 :) I remember being obsessed with this when I was younger because it was so terrible
Its bad games like these that make you realize that we take for granted the good games. I saw some reviews for Mario Kart 8 with some saying they didn't like the gameplay, others saying items aren't that good, and other little things. I say to them make them play this game for like an hour and then give them Mario Kart 8 again. They'll be crying tears of joy and hail it a masterpiece after playing this game.
Does the party van appear?
i think it's hilarious there's an unlockable van.
The Phoenix logo is the best part. And my copy (PC version) doesn't have it!
Oh well, at least it's better than BROTRR.
I NEED this game.
You won it!
Yeeeeeeah!
I fucking love white vans.
Ian Huntley's favourite game.
Winner gets a young child all to himself.
@artman40 PHoenix games is dead? O.O
@DrGWR11 Is that supposed to be an Ice Cream joke? Like, Mind that Chilled?
Omfg I think I just found the game I was looking for. Where can I aquire this game and how much does it cost. Can u make a video of the locked van plz. Send me a copy plz.
Will the next update or patch inlcude a 'FREE CANDY' skin?
What is the unlockable one what can it possibly be
This is almost like Gran Turismo 5 Prologue :P
Wait a minute a Phoenix game that has REAL GAMEPLAY........NO THAT CAN'T BE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
FUKKIN FAVED
Eight wheels turn better than four!
Needs a truck with "free candy" on it.
Dat finish doh.
Candy bear from Animal Soccer: MMMMMMMMMMMMM
I always make my husband let me play as the white van. >:D
Kill me........just kill me.
"White Van Racer"? What's next, "Bill Payer Racer"?! >=D
Despite the game being awful, The music is really catchy to me. It sounds very Sega Saturn-ish.
This is some Pro MLG shit.
YOU'RE WINNER!
This game'RE WINNER.
That ice cream van is what Pedo Bear drives
Big Rigs has some competition
I like the music
who the fuck in their right mind would make a racing game with vans
and make them race in the countryside
Lol at the end.
Anyone that buys a game called "white van racer" deserves whatever they get.
Gran Turismo 5 developed by Phoenix Games
You can play as a padlock.
Well, this is their best looking game. That sure isn't saying much. At least there isn't a super long loading screen (unless it was cut for the video) and no z-fighting textures all over the place like London Cab. It still looks really boring though, since the AIs look just stupid. There aren't any powerups which they could've easily thrown in because I doubt this is a simulator, but they're lazy. Also, racing white vans is kind of a silly premise. At least it doesn't look completely amateur and there's an actual game to play, but I'm one to guess this is just a small coding fix for a previous game of theirs, which is why it looks... okay.
MIND THAT CHILD BOI!!!
@cuppajoesugar not just any van, its a WHITE van!!!!
No option to customize it with "Free Candy" painted on it? For shame.
I like how they're all white vans - slightly different white vans.
I'm suprised there isn't an elementary school at the finish line...
well at least the load times are pretty good
LOL at final xD
What console
more like party van racer.
MIND THAT CHILD!
Rated for Adults Only.
Well, at least the AI seems semi-capable, as opposed to certain other racing games.
you can't see half the screen, what the fuck
Holy shit.