Once had a great wand going into hiisi base, left a propane tank wand on the pedestal thinking "yeah i'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole", a few minutes later, got domed by a falling propane tank from the darkness.
After a while you notice that there are some things that DONT do damage -no fall damage -black holes don’t do damage -falling wood and ice hurt enemies but not the player -fungal shifting water or blood doesn’t make your body shut down
Don't you worry though, Noita provides a problem for every solution! -dangerous liquids waiting at the bottom of deep drops are there for when you think you're fine and you're out of levitation energy -giga black holes and omega black holes are there to le epic troll unsuspecting first-users -falling wood and ice exist solely to block your escape from enemies when on low health, which is annoyingly common in the early-game when health is a concern -it would be a shame if you bled polymorph instead of slime/blood/oil, wouldn't it?...
except if you go to new game + do a one in 10000000, 34 orb run and bring the amulet of yendor to the platform above the mountain above the mine entrance.
One time I took revenge tentacle. Walked next to an explosive box, and right over a single pixel of toxic sludge. Took the sludge damage, the tentacle activated and hit the explosive box, killing me instantly.
Worst death I’ve had so far, that I can remember at the moment Rapid fire chaotic path lumi and sparkbolt with projectile shield. Practically invincible as long as I kept firing, decides to go back up to hiisi because I forgot to fix broken wand, I fix broken wand and just hold down fire while traveling to the right For some reason, I decide to stop firing. Then, when I fire again to clear path of snow right in front of me *Propain*
Skill issue, I smuggly claim typing through furious tears, knowing full well my ass hasnt made it past hiisi base Edit: I GOT MY FIRST DUBSKII, ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHAINSAW, LORD AND SAVIOUR, DEVOURER OF SOULS, ENVOY OF GOLGATHAR THE ALL MIGHTY BRINGER OF CHANGE WOOOOOO!!!
Ok surely you know what a propane tank looks like by now
I like the giant worm immediately eating the enemy that just killed you. Like one of those food chain gags to demonstrate how you're at the bottom
There is always a bigger fish
Ah yes, Noita. The game where a damaged explosive will literally navigate a maze just to blow up in your face
this comment is great
Woe, propane be upon ye.
My day be so fine and then boom
Propane tank
Noita is the only game I know of in which you can be killed by an electrical current running through a pool of your own blood.
That is... actually a very good point
ah yes, noita, the game where every pixel wants to change you from an "is" to a "was"
I love how the game itself has a feature to save your death replays just for videos like this
Yeah its really nice
It’s like just beating the mechanical bosses in terraria hard mode and going straight into the jungle
i dont know what that means but I'm going to assume that you're correct
Durian, do you realise how reckless you look in these clips?
Yes
Unacceptable, git gud
Nice one. Had a chuckle at the one where the worm was late to the party.
Haha I love that clip too. The worm didn't want to kill me, they just wanted to be included.
i like how half of these are because of propane tanks
Once had a great wand going into hiisi base, left a propane tank wand on the pedestal thinking "yeah i'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole", a few minutes later, got domed by a falling propane tank from the darkness.
After a while you notice that there are some things that DONT do damage
-no fall damage
-black holes don’t do damage
-falling wood and ice hurt enemies but not the player
-fungal shifting water or blood doesn’t make your body shut down
This game with fall damage would be a nightmare
Есть же гигантская чёрная дыра которая наносит урон
@@The_brave_dreamer Yes
Don't you worry though, Noita provides a problem for every solution!
-dangerous liquids waiting at the bottom of deep drops are there for when you think you're fine and you're out of levitation energy
-giga black holes and omega black holes are there to le epic troll unsuspecting first-users
-falling wood and ice exist solely to block your escape from enemies when on low health, which is annoyingly common in the early-game when health is a concern
-it would be a shame if you bled polymorph instead of slime/blood/oil, wouldn't it?...
Noita is a game of death, and learning. And once you learn enough, it is still about death
except if you go to new game + do a one in 10000000, 34 orb run and bring the amulet of yendor to the platform above the mountain above the mine entrance.
I'm literally eating a banana rn life is crazy
i'm gonna need an update on the banana situation boss
0:32 And that is why I always destroy every propane tank on-sight! Those things love to murder witches!
I like how its barely reaching hiisi base and below
Yeah this game is really hard!!!
Bro I'm lucky to get to level 3
Игра сложна в понимании а не в игре самой
man i know its a noob struggle but i hate hiisi base, hiisi base sucks, all my hobies hate hiisi base
@@mihael64 all of my wands and health cease to have some importance if theres a million fucking hiisi's aiming at me
One time I took revenge tentacle. Walked next to an explosive box, and right over a single pixel of toxic sludge. Took the sludge damage, the tentacle activated and hit the explosive box, killing me instantly.
Revenge tentacle is not good practically, but it always leads to hilarious scenarios lol.
When you got stuck running from the acid bubble. I felt that.
Every single one of these is a lesson hard learned.
Yep, i will surely never make any of these mistakes again 🙂
Worst death I’ve had so far, that I can remember at the moment
Rapid fire chaotic path lumi and sparkbolt with projectile shield. Practically invincible as long as I kept firing, decides to go back up to hiisi because I forgot to fix broken wand, I fix broken wand and just hold down fire while traveling to the right
For some reason, I decide to stop firing. Then, when I fire again to clear path of snow right in front of me
*Propain*
💥💥💥💥💥
I've had nightmares after playing, dreamed real world versions of Noita.
Finland
Same)))
Lmao fireball shooter projectile looks so fun on a bouncing burst
it is
Some of the sync ups in the music are really good. Also propane tanks are are the #1 cause of death after stage 3
Haha yep
True. I really hate propane tanks (unless when im using larpa to turn them into a nuke)
Least incidents in finland:
I love strolling along with the natural finlandian wildlife.
I feel like my first 100hrs of noita was just not knowing and often dying just like that.
Yeah, there is so many weird reactions and circumstances than can happen in Noita, it feels like there is always something weird and new killing me.
half my deaths were in the holy mountain while testing out wands
typical noita
yup
Hah... yeah
also personal fireball thrower is actually one of the worst spells in the game apart from plasma orbit
🔥CHAOS🔥CHAOS🔥
Personal Fireball Thrower may be the easiest and most accessible way to kill the Alchemist early. Just make sure to hide after hitting him.
This is why one of the most common reactions to a death in Noida for me is: "Curse my hubris!" ;)
This is truly one of the noita videos ever
It really is the video of all time
1:12 is the best part, thank you
I love that clip too. Acid is so funny in this game sometimes
especially since you can tell it was immediately after the game started
your mistake was sharing the screen with those liquid nitrogen canisters. by the time theyre on screen its already too late.
Oops mb
And this just 2 locations....
100% Skill issue)))
exactly!
some look very intentional
nah I just don't pay attention a lot when playing.
Finnish simulator
Videos like these make me feel good at this game
you are welcome
curiosity killed the noita
Lol you can tell these are early clips due the lack of fear.
damn you got all the classics here
perkele satana Noita
Why is there a ghost worm!?!?!?!?
The pink liquid at 1:14 randomly transforms you and the enemy into random enemies, so something got turned into a giant ghost warm
Once I was turned to the ghost worm and then just stucked in texture and lost O2 and my mind@@DurianFruit
skill issue
1:23 can you tell me what is this? I died in the same way.
Its just a really chaotic spell that I put onto my wand. I can't remember what it is called
@@DurianFruit i found the same wand and it killed me.
Fireball Thrower
@@waker_link Fireball thrower; spell modifier: turns an entity hit by the projectile into a fireball thrower.
U have angered the gods
0:39 yeet
And then this still basic death
This should be the real trailer, damn i love this game
One of the of the official trailers is basically just a showcase of all the different ways the game can kill you
Purest form of fun
Dying is part of the fun in Noita
Skill issue, I smuggly claim typing through furious tears, knowing full well my ass hasnt made it past hiisi base
Edit: I GOT MY FIRST DUBSKII, ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHAINSAW, LORD AND SAVIOUR, DEVOURER OF SOULS, ENVOY OF GOLGATHAR THE ALL MIGHTY BRINGER OF CHANGE WOOOOOO!!!
Same
99% skill issue 1% noita
you are giving me too much credit. it is 100% skill issue.
is that a fish profile
It is an axolotl, which is a type of salamander. They are a really interesting animal if you want to learn more about them.
@@DurianFruit i forgot about those little guys
lol rolled
90% are rookie mistakes.
Its almost like I compiled clips of me making mistakes
git gud
Super Mario??????!!!!!!!!!!
what song
Its the beach theme from super mario bros wii
@@DurianFruit bless my guy
Ох уж эти горячие финские парни, делающие поджигающие финские игры
🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
Skill issue
Indeed
@@DurianFruit Do you still play the game? Best advice I can give is be more observing and careful
what is this music?
ruclips.net/video/hzTa02TywFE/видео.html
these are mostly skill issues lmao (no offence, just funny)
oh no worries! That why i post these. its fun to watch someone be terrible at noita.
@@DurianFruit do you have any wins yet?
Just git gud
Skill issue.
Yeah I'm bad at this game
А в каком режиме ты играешь на кошмаре или на лёгком
Mostly nightmare.
Эту круто
Для меня кошмар стал основным уровнем на котором я часто нахожусь
А кстати ты побывал во всех посхалках в игре
Находил ли гатлинг
Skill issue.
skill issue