Donald Trump unable to name one verse from "favourite book" The Bible

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  • Опубликовано: 21 авг 2019
  • The supposedly devout Christian President, interviewed on Bloomberg Politics, for some reason declines to name even one of his favourite Bible verses when politely asked to do so, while insisting how "incredible" and "special" the holy book is to him

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  • @VP-wt5dv
    @VP-wt5dv 3 года назад +12018

    “I’m actually very good friends with Jesus”

    • @owendude
      @owendude 3 года назад +172

      this made me spit out my drink, thank you

    • @AlexisG-no6nu
      @AlexisG-no6nu 3 года назад +157

      LOL I'll add a bit more " He's a fantastic guy, great guy. And he likes me alot. You know. He thinks we're doing a great job with the economy and with the terrible Coronavirus, Cooovid 19, that's what it's called by the scientists, and even his father, you know who that is right folks? His faaaaatheeer is Gawd and he and I spoke last night, great conversation and he'sa very nice guy. Classy guy, classy guy...He's very impressed, very impressed and said nothing like this has ever been done before.

    • @bokehintheussr5033
      @bokehintheussr5033 3 года назад +225

      "Satan, there's lots of bad things coming out about him. He's nasty. Was he even born in this country? I don't know? We'll look into it".

    • @mitocorleone4845
      @mitocorleone4845 3 года назад +33

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 these comments.

    • @mackbrewton902
      @mackbrewton902 3 года назад +8

      I know right!!! Lmao

  • @darkknight7011
    @darkknight7011 3 года назад +11310

    "I actually wrote the bible, but the Democrats wont tell you about that"

    • @vhs_ghost8479
      @vhs_ghost8479 3 года назад +23

      He never said anything close to that 🤣

    • @MichaelWilliams-ur3te
      @MichaelWilliams-ur3te 3 года назад +378

      @GamingWithZach Its a joke my guy

    • @Ghost-wi5sn
      @Ghost-wi5sn 3 года назад +31

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂👏🏼👍🏼 good one!

    • @nominis4523
      @nominis4523 3 года назад +174

      "It's a good book, a great book. Nobody but me is talking about it."

    • @RobertaHoyle
      @RobertaHoyle 3 года назад +5

      🤣😂🤣👏👏👏

  • @forrestgump3909
    @forrestgump3909 3 года назад +6394

    Trump sounds like all of us when answering an essay question on a test about something we didn't study for

    • @PA.69
      @PA.69 3 года назад +94

      how the fuck can anyone vote for this guy?! he cant even lie properly!!

    • @alexisgeiser4387
      @alexisgeiser4387 3 года назад +70

      I can almost guarantee that my bullshitting is 10000x better than this. I’ve milked an 100% on an essay question I knew nothing about. We are all a lot smarter than him lmao

    • @starlorddance
      @starlorddance 3 года назад +2

      nope,I will just leave it blank

    • @aaronjames3228
      @aaronjames3228 3 года назад +12

      @@Carl-ld5jy it's an impressive way of saying I have no idea haha

    • @reese9148
      @reese9148 3 года назад +3

      @@alexisgeiser4387 Is that why he’s president?

  • @milanozsvart1688
    @milanozsvart1688 3 года назад +1505

    I think this is the exact answer that Michael Scott would reply to this question

    • @15blackfox
      @15blackfox 3 года назад +30

      Sounds a lot like Michael Scott 😂

    • @joshboston2323
      @joshboston2323 3 года назад +29

      And yet, most people who see this and who have some intelligence, can see that he’s bullshitting here. He’s weaseling himself out of the question.

    • @dorothyhopkins1938
      @dorothyhopkins1938 3 года назад +30

      the more sad thing is is that Michael Scott probably would have done a better job as a president

    • @deanmoriarty6015
      @deanmoriarty6015 3 года назад +35

      “uhmmmmm equal. both of them are just so... wow” literally michael scott

    • @thechosengod576
      @thechosengod576 3 года назад +7

      Plz dont compare Michael Scott to this fraud.

  • @caycegoldberg7604
    @caycegoldberg7604 4 года назад +17516

    When you have to give a book report on a book you 100% didn't read

    • @edmonix6457
      @edmonix6457 4 года назад +98

      ROFL so true.

    • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
      @ThemFuzzyMonsters 4 года назад +449

      TEACHER: Donald what was the highlight of this book?
      DJT: This book is great, and I think it’s very special.
      TEACHER: Tell me more!?
      DJT: I wouldn’t want to get into it because, to me, it’s very personal.
      🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
      @ThemFuzzyMonsters 4 года назад +19

      Google Stuff
      ... and where are the dinosaurs Ken Ham promised?

    • @TednGilbertAZ
      @TednGilbertAZ 4 года назад +32

      Trump’s favorite verses are the begetting ones.

    • @TednGilbertAZ
      @TednGilbertAZ 4 года назад +54

      My favorite verse is very personal.🤦‍♀️ The Good News is to be openly shared and LIVED. Where’s the fruit❓

  • @Anthony_Corbellini
    @Anthony_Corbellini 3 года назад +6167

    Reporter: Old Testament or New Testament?
    Trump: The Middle Testamnent

    • @bennetdas5947
      @bennetdas5947 3 года назад +46

      You need the Old Testament and New Testament both to paint a full picture of God. If you use only the New Testament, God appears a loving, sweet, caring without a sense of morality. Similarly, use only the Old Testament you'll see only a rude and a just God lacking mercy.
      So you need both.

    • @xxbobbyasheepxx9564
      @xxbobbyasheepxx9564 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @xxbobbyasheepxx9564
      @xxbobbyasheepxx9564 3 года назад +52

      @@bennetdas5947 Rude??In the old testament I read that God wasn't rude..The people disobey and got punish..Don't forget God was about to end the people of Israel but Moses helped that he wouldn't destroy them ..All fault was on the people but not them alone because of Satan

    • @bennetdas5947
      @bennetdas5947 3 года назад +10

      @@xxbobbyasheepxx9564 yeah thank you for making it more brief to the readers

    • @johnbrowning3986
      @johnbrowning3986 3 года назад +1

      @@bennetdas5947 howd he change so drastically

  • @marg1035
    @marg1035 3 года назад +680

    Reporter: ''So which is your favourite prophet - John or Paul?''
    Trump: ''Well, I think they're both good, although I've always preferred Ringo''

  • @ARANDOMPRODUCER
    @ARANDOMPRODUCER 3 года назад +688

    This could be a scene from the office. Like Michael Scott could have said this word for word

    • @moopy6446
      @moopy6446 3 года назад +1

      First like

    • @RastaAlGhul8732
      @RastaAlGhul8732 3 года назад +3

      This comment needs more likes even if its 18 hours old on an old video

    • @ThatSFVibe
      @ThatSFVibe 3 года назад +9

      So true. Michael always gets caught in a lie lol

  • @PTMOFF
    @PTMOFF 3 года назад +5202

    "Are you an old testament guy or a new testament guy?"
    "Uhhh, probably equal."
    Welp, first time I've ever heard that.

    • @snooky31565
      @snooky31565 3 года назад +86

      ESPOFF they are BOTH the Word of God, according to Christianity.

    • @a4h426
      @a4h426 3 года назад +211

      Jim Shovak yeah so are you gonna listen to the old word of god or the new word of god?

    • @angelt7166
      @angelt7166 3 года назад

      Jim Shovak according to GOD

    • @righthandstep5
      @righthandstep5 3 года назад +13

      @Reflective nope. In fact Jesus was actually telling his people to uphold the Torah. The fact its called the new testament is a pure mideval misnomer from his dumb uneducated disciples.

    • @Scoundrel313
      @Scoundrel313 3 года назад +15

      @Reflective incorrect..there was an old priesthood certain humans were under... Jews.. Levitical priesthood.. Gentiles were never under the law..
      And if you read acts you see that Abraham was saved by faith pre circumcision.. Meaning we were never saved by keeping the law.
      The law was for us to see what we couldnt do and needed a messiah for.

  • @martinmyggestik292
    @martinmyggestik292 3 года назад +4498

    He didn’t read it. Trust me, I’m a teacher and I’ve heard that song before.

    • @g.eranken5909
      @g.eranken5909 3 года назад +17

      Martin Myggestik Trust me, he had, and i had two and would not say anything

    • @jrcrash
      @jrcrash 3 года назад +260

      @@g.eranken5909 english?

    • @salamandersaladman8483
      @salamandersaladman8483 3 года назад +337

      H respite to that would be:
      “No I have read it before. I have many MANY times. I’ve probably read more times than you have, la LOT more times then you. I’ve cited verses to Priests and they’re impressed with how well I know the bible, they really are. They tell me “Donald most people just don’t understand the Bible like you”. They do, they really do. And I’d like to see Sleepy Joe name one SINGLE part from the Bible, I can guarantee you he couldn’t name a single one, not one.

    • @Phyerbyrd13AZ
      @Phyerbyrd13AZ 3 года назад +64

      @@salamandersaladman8483 spot on.

    • @byronius7012
      @byronius7012 3 года назад +107

      I was a bit of a slacker in school, and Trump in this video sounds uncannily like I did when I was called on in English class and had to pretend I did the reading

  • @andysan3764
    @andysan3764 3 года назад +1902

    Trump: They ask Biden the easy questions like "What's your favorite ice cream?" I wish I got questions like that.
    Interviewer: Well, what *is* your favorite ice cream?
    Trump: That's very personal; I don't want to get into it.

  • @isthatng6051
    @isthatng6051 3 года назад +563

    He probably doesn’t know what the bible actually is. It could be a Harry Potter book for all he knows.

    • @loluntilmypie
      @loluntilmypie 3 года назад +16

      "That's the one about theeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh... Jesus, the great Jesus, come back from the dead to uhhhhh, to do great things for many many Americans, many great people, and we like that, he's done more good for the world than anyone ever has, every could have."

    • @slytherinpride1291
      @slytherinpride1291 3 года назад +6

      He probably thinks that Jesus would have been white

    • @Sgt_Zig
      @Sgt_Zig 3 года назад +2

      @@slytherinpride1291 most dumbass evangelical types do too. LoL and they think this orange moron is the 2nd coming! 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @habesha6883
      @habesha6883 2 года назад

      @@slytherinpride1291 shush 🤫 dont tell him that he’ll start worshiping Hitler if he finds out he isn’t white

    • @colinsacks2029
      @colinsacks2029 Год назад

      Has heard of Harry Potter?

  • @mario167100
    @mario167100 4 года назад +2966

    "You a new testament guy or old testament guy"
    "Probably equal"
    Yeah okay, he's never opened the book.

    • @andypandy8192
      @andypandy8192 4 года назад +128

      ive never read it or care about religon at all and i know the old one is some evil shit.. hes such a moron its amazing

    • @TheIncognitusMe
      @TheIncognitusMe 4 года назад +51

      @@andypandy8192 New Testament is worse. You burn in a lake of fire when you die. In the Old Testament, you just get destroyed.

    • @hellzshotgun
      @hellzshotgun 4 года назад +112

      New Testament has a lot more forgiveness and mercy then the Old Testament. And in the New there are less rules to follow and names/numbers to remember.

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin 4 года назад +8

      The new or old what? Mmm, oh, "probably equal."

    • @kostasvamvakas6219
      @kostasvamvakas6219 4 года назад +29

      @@TheIncognitusMe In the old ,God straight up MURDERED every non-jewish firstborn in Egypt,so i'm going with new

  • @cvance37
    @cvance37 3 года назад +4620

    Question: “Are you an Old Testament guy or a New Testament guy?” Inside Trumps head “??? Wait, there’s two bibles?” Trump panic response: “Uh Probablyyy equal.”

    • @cbgbricks
      @cbgbricks 3 года назад +271

      C V Correction: Trump was wondering “what the heck is a testament”?

    • @JohnDoe-vm3lv
      @JohnDoe-vm3lv 3 года назад +112

      It’s like it was scripted for a cartoon

    • @exmagnolia
      @exmagnolia 3 года назад +44

      "Two testaments?! What do I get?"

    • @michaelg2502
      @michaelg2502 3 года назад +6

      @@JohnDoe-vm3lv Could be a President Show clip almost lol

    • @candaceion9622
      @candaceion9622 3 года назад +7

      I thought the exact same thing!

  • @yuhaye3986
    @yuhaye3986 3 года назад +189

    “I actually wrote my own Bible its doing very well selling a lot”

    • @mrrobot8973
      @mrrobot8973 3 года назад

      @@__seven__ "belive me, ask anybody"

    • @sweer7048
      @sweer7048 3 месяца назад +17

      this aged like fine wine

    • @melissawhite4620
      @melissawhite4620 3 месяца назад +3

      @@sweer7048- Sadly, the kind that comes in a box!

  • @SalahEd25
    @SalahEd25 3 года назад +202

    "I think the whole bible is incredible" I don't know why this was to me the funniest thing he said 😂

    • @Les445
      @Les445 3 года назад +7

      I've read all these comments and I can't stop laughing.

    • @atheistNalabama
      @atheistNalabama 3 года назад +19

      To be fair, that's probably the truest statement to come out of his mouth. The bible is very incredible, as in "impossible to believe"

    • @wim_rr
      @wim_rr 3 года назад +5

      @@atheistNalabama Ha, exactly, in the truest meaning of the word. “Not believable.”

    • @jesusnthedaisychain
      @jesusnthedaisychain 2 года назад +1

      Numbers is a real page turner.

    • @Trip_Fontaine
      @Trip_Fontaine Год назад +8

      He's like a kid doing a book report on a book he didn't read:
      Teacher: "Who was your favorite character in the book?"
      Student: "Well, I just thought all the characters were great."

  • @andrewibell8592
    @andrewibell8592 4 года назад +3996

    "Are you an old testament guy or new testament guy?"
    "Uh probably equal"

    • @ABitefLife
      @ABitefLife 4 года назад +110

      Donny Dumpster fire has bungled every single thing he has ever touched

    • @jelly-reeeeeeeee5166
      @jelly-reeeeeeeee5166 4 года назад +434

      Lol they should've asked how he feels about the middle testament

    • @jampar8
      @jampar8 4 года назад +220

      @@jelly-reeeeeeeee5166 "Tremendous. Just as beautiful as the other two."

    • @krepler
      @krepler 4 года назад +6

      @@alex2b450 😄

    • @nwbklr
      @nwbklr 4 года назад +27

      If you haven’t already, slap your own forehead. Really fucking hard.

  • @SheehanSista
    @SheehanSista 3 года назад +3795

    If this were a sketch, I would’ve found it funny but unrealistic.

    • @illuminati8181
      @illuminati8181 3 года назад +6

      @Kyle Hines too

    • @andrewwong2399
      @andrewwong2399 3 года назад +19

      word. its like how if 2020 was made into a movie, itll probably bomb for being too unrealistic

    • @ItsJustCartier
      @ItsJustCartier 3 года назад +3

      Something Peter would say off of Family guy

    • @lisalatham4389
      @lisalatham4389 3 года назад +1

      @Thomas Fiese bro respect peoples beliefs my guy no one ain't making fun of your beliefs so respect other

    • @forzainter0910
      @forzainter0910 2 года назад +1

      I found it funny when he refused to say a verse or the favorite book yet he claimed to like both old and New Testament “equally “

  • @spinjennies
    @spinjennies 3 года назад +328

    This is still one of the best clips ever. It's a clear, concise summation of Donald Trump's entire pathology...

    • @stephendailey3108
      @stephendailey3108 2 года назад +2

      Agreed!

    • @davemathew
      @davemathew Год назад

      His entire presidency really...100% bullshit.

    • @lovethieves1383
      @lovethieves1383 Год назад +3

      I think it's the moment he realized that he has to give political answers instead of business answers. In business, you always stay neutral on religion and politics Unless it ruins a financial contract or income/revenue. If they would have asked him about do you like the Islamic books, Buddhist books, he would have said, they are equally good and his favorite cause he knows that he has investors and business dealings that aren't Christian. Even when he said the thing about Mexicans, he had to add the word "I assume some are good people" is the weak trade off because he was focusing on a tiny percentage of Mexican CEO's that he knows with the "some". it's always a dog whistle and business move.

    • @spinjennies
      @spinjennies Год назад +11

      @@lovethieves1383 No. He's just a liar and a grifter and got caught.

    • @djblack1204
      @djblack1204 Год назад +1

      Very concise that he doesn’t know the buybull!

  • @quiqui6178
    @quiqui6178 3 года назад +205

    “Old Testament guy or new testament guy”
    Trump : tbh the middle testament is nice, it doesn’t get talked about

    • @pedrojesantos
      @pedrojesantos 3 года назад +2

      indeed, it doesn't ahahahah

    • @smithskier70
      @smithskier70 3 года назад +5

      Trump: It’s a hoax. There is a middle testament but the deep state has been hiding it from us all along. Rise up and fight for your right to see the middle testament!

  • @craigsmith157
    @craigsmith157 4 года назад +1706

    An atheist knows more about the Bible than him.

    • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
      @ThemFuzzyMonsters 4 года назад +97

      A lot of Atheists studied both Testaments or at least parts. He could not even bother to memorize a couple fake references ... and that’s the guy the Falwells support so actively.
      It must be because they park their private jets next to one another.

    • @Deegee_1969
      @Deegee_1969 4 года назад +83

      @Wally Davidson Nice pigeonholing there. Each and every single atheist cannot read and write..? I seriously doubt that.

    • @zachj589
      @zachj589 4 года назад +16

      He IS an atheist...

    • @lorengarms9836
      @lorengarms9836 4 года назад +77

      An atheist knows more about the bible than most

    • @craigsmith157
      @craigsmith157 4 года назад +17

      @@lorengarms9836 True

  • @DaveInBridport
    @DaveInBridport 3 года назад +2200

    I like the Jesus guy. Great guy. Good golfer too. Not as good as me. The whole creation thing was good too. Great bunch of people. Looking forward to Bible II.

    • @Bobby-fy3ds
      @Bobby-fy3ds 3 года назад +36

      Southmead Lad you hit it on the head

    • @Yogidre
      @Yogidre 3 года назад +54

      Bible II almost took me out :))

    • @puppetbones
      @puppetbones 3 года назад +53

      Bible is gonna get re-elected this November 3rd, believe me, and it's gonna be a tremendous victory. The people who put that book together did just a tremendous job. Wonderful people.

    • @Fleeb-pb7zo
      @Fleeb-pb7zo 3 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @guntherkarlsmann1490
      @guntherkarlsmann1490 3 года назад +10

      Hahahahahahah I love you bro really good

  • @trentmcclellancomedian
    @trentmcclellancomedian Год назад +69

    “My Bible is under audit right now but when that’s done, I’ll release my favourite verses.” -Trump

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 6 месяцев назад

      Apparently he was ready to read it in another two weeks.

    • @bunaul
      @bunaul 10 дней назад

      😂😂

    • @user-ju9op8uz9f
      @user-ju9op8uz9f 5 дней назад

      Hahaha!! This comment is so underrated😂

  • @JoyTuub
    @JoyTuub 3 года назад +62

    He doesn't want to discuss the thing that burns him every time he touches it. It's traumatic.

    • @Les445
      @Les445 3 года назад +1

      Ha

  • @nasmaxfit
    @nasmaxfit 3 года назад +570

    Should have asked him what he thinks about the third testament - “tremendous”

  • @0498kizerb
    @0498kizerb 4 года назад +1881

    ‘They’re all good verses. I like the good verses. Some people like the bad verses. And I know the good verses. Believe me, do I know good verses.’

    • @teejay3272
      @teejay3272 4 года назад +82

      He knows the best verses.

    • @MichaelYoder1961
      @MichaelYoder1961 4 года назад +5

      lol

    • @jokarpinski22
      @jokarpinski22 4 года назад +6

      Did anyone else noticed this was sponsored by Wutang Tablets .... dollar dollar bills y'all

    • @mattb896
      @mattb896 4 года назад +25

      Good verses on both sides.

    • @SicilianStrega13
      @SicilianStrega13 4 года назад +5

      0498kizerb "everyone is talking about it"

  • @aaronjames3228
    @aaronjames3228 3 года назад +41

    The way he evaded that question. I'd be willing to get he's never read it.

    • @nick1834
      @nick1834 3 года назад +1

      @Adi S did you make a typo too? 😂 you edited moron

    • @nick1834
      @nick1834 3 года назад

      @Adi S no u

  • @benstark4578
    @benstark4578 3 года назад +96

    He’s just doing whatever appeases his voting block the most, and then they’ll defend him because he’s “fighting for them”

    • @Faun471
      @Faun471 3 года назад +10

      To be fair, every politician does that. I don't like trump nor do I like biden. But you can't just say insinuate that Trump is the only guy that does this.

    • @smith9808
      @smith9808 3 года назад +3

      Obama + Biden + Hillary - 2008 - “I don’t support Gay marriage”
      Every politician does it and they defend them.

    • @heathergreen4184
      @heathergreen4184 2 года назад +1

      @@smith9808 absolutely true, although in this situation he’s violating a Christian tenet by NOT sharing the faith he claims to embrace. Christian’s are commanded to share the gospel, and for him to pass up that opportunity is tantamount to condemning people. (Daughter of a southern Baptist minister…if you have a platform, you’re supposed to use it) Having said that, yes…. Just one more shady politician.

  • @DannyKlimt
    @DannyKlimt 3 года назад +2157

    How about Judas?
    "A terrific man, he had tremendous success..."
    Do you know, that Judas betrayed Jesus?
    "Judas who? Never heard of him, don't know the guy."
    - Donald J. Trump

    • @jza80king
      @jza80king 3 года назад +14

      Hahahahaha

    • @crouchingturtle6351
      @crouchingturtle6351 3 года назад +40

      Your comment nailed it.
      and mine was a pun

    • @kieshame888
      @kieshame888 3 года назад +5

      yes! This is the one lol

    • @ericcampos1987
      @ericcampos1987 3 года назад +7

      Drops the mic on him and walks out. “Do the interview with someone else.”

    • @Ruosteinenknight
      @Ruosteinenknight 3 года назад +2

      Wait till he finds out there were actually two of them.

  • @mjt532
    @mjt532 4 года назад +689

    I tried this on my oral report on Of Mice and Men. I got an F. I also said that I like mice and men equally, but that didn't seem to help.

    • @baller7387
      @baller7387 3 года назад +6

      @akshay satish Yeah Trump doesn't have 1 billion dollars in his bank account, let alone 7

    • @TheCaptainKim
      @TheCaptainKim 3 года назад

      haha good one!

    • @curtisstapleton7167
      @curtisstapleton7167 3 года назад

      Bahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @Alex-zc8ds
      @Alex-zc8ds 3 года назад

      hehehe

    • @kcorise81
      @kcorise81 3 года назад

      Ok George😂

  • @santiastronomo
    @santiastronomo 11 дней назад +9

    "I actually helped build the wall between the Old and New Testament"

  • @jothishprabu8
    @jothishprabu8 3 года назад +62

    I bet he doesn't even know that The Bible is a series of books lol

    • @Nobody-tw8nb
      @Nobody-tw8nb 3 года назад +3

      Wait fr?

    • @painterpaw8702
      @painterpaw8702 3 года назад +9

      @@Nobody-tw8nb The bible is 66 books meshed together.

    • @Nobody-tw8nb
      @Nobody-tw8nb 3 года назад +4

      @@painterpaw8702 i didn't know-

    • @primeirrational
      @primeirrational 3 года назад +14

      @@Nobody-tw8nb no one blames you for not knowing that. However, if you stated in beforehand that it is your favorite book...

    • @arianitonline8748
      @arianitonline8748 3 года назад

      @@painterpaw8702 there are different versions of the bible. The orthodox one has 82 books and the protestant has 70 something. And add to that that 14 books got removed (official books. Because other books and verses were added and removed since the beginning)

  • @atwistoflemon666
    @atwistoflemon666 3 года назад +1466

    Trump: oh the Bible is great..tremendous. I hear the sequel is about me.

    • @davidjohnson3514
      @davidjohnson3514 3 года назад +47

      @T1mTenn1s woah, you got some bad temperance.

    • @greenllama2856
      @greenllama2856 3 года назад +40

      @T1mTenn1s whoa, you're not you when your hungry, here have a snickers.🍫

    • @test-qz4dq
      @test-qz4dq 3 года назад +6

      Funfact some people in Israel believe that Trump is the Messiah 😂

    • @greenllama2856
      @greenllama2856 3 года назад +5

      @@test-qz4dq so your telling me that they believe this bastard is the messiah, when actuality they killed him almost 2000 years ago.

    • @test-qz4dq
      @test-qz4dq 3 года назад +2

      @@greenllama2856 people can believe what they want. I dont Care about the Romans killed the jew Jesus who was Not the Messias.

  • @giantsandwich8406
    @giantsandwich8406 3 года назад +1170

    Reporter: So how do you spell Bible
    Trump: I don’t want to get into it. I just think it’s very special

    • @alankoh8143
      @alankoh8143 3 года назад +9

      It’s spelled “ Barbie”

    • @lemyodaromanus7600
      @lemyodaromanus7600 3 года назад

      Lmmfffaaaooo

    • @blingbling2841
      @blingbling2841 3 года назад +4

      Reporter : Pronounce Bible.
      Trump : Babel
      Reporter : Pronounce Psalm
      Trump : Sum

    • @whyicare
      @whyicare 3 года назад

      @Negasso Kadir I didn't know he goes to a church. Someone should ask him what is the first book of the Old Testament.

    • @whyicare
      @whyicare 3 года назад +1

      @Clint Johnson But the problem is he claims he is a Christian but an evil one. I know it's kind of oxymoronic.

  • @jms1263
    @jms1263 3 года назад +8

    Evangelicals listened to this and said “yup, good enough!”

  • @smithskier70
    @smithskier70 3 года назад +33

    Nobody knows the Bible better than me. No one has read the bible and understands it like I do.

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound 4 года назад +877

    They should have asked him what he thinks of the Third Testament, or the Book of Stephen.
    You know, something that doesn't exist in the bible.

    • @sisterjudah6519
      @sisterjudah6519 4 года назад +20

      STOP, STOP IT I SAY. 🤣😂😁😀😅😄😃🤩

    • @brooke96591
      @brooke96591 4 года назад +12

      I wish.

    • @blairbear3274
      @blairbear3274 4 года назад +70

      Missed a golden opportunity. That would have made this moment explode.

    • @franzferdinand2240
      @franzferdinand2240 4 года назад +8

      @@blairbear3274 probably the reporter's brain too

    • @williammunny1844
      @williammunny1844 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @markbyrne9448
    @markbyrne9448 3 года назад +630

    Trump: ‘’ You know, the bible is what makes America great. Jesus was a great guy. He loved Americans’’

    • @candaceion9622
      @candaceion9622 3 года назад +3

      Ummm he loved everyone.

    • @M4RSK11
      @M4RSK11 3 года назад +31

      @@candaceion9622 he doesnt know what the USA is you thick skulled smooth brained dolt

    • @alpo6668
      @alpo6668 3 года назад +50

      Because Americans were around when Jesus was. Lol Jesus was one of the pilots during the American Revolution.

    • @gameexpert2011
      @gameexpert2011 3 года назад +17

      @@candaceion9622 r/whooooosh

    • @TheSanityX
      @TheSanityX 3 года назад +14

      @@alpo6668 Imagine being chased by Jesus in an apache helicopter. Man, the revolution sounds scary.

  • @MarkSipka
    @MarkSipka 3 года назад +18

    I bet the closest he has been to a Bible is when he has to put his hand on one in court.

  • @MattCrawley_Music
    @MattCrawley_Music 3 года назад +15

    I can see why Christians love him so much

  • @the_polish_prince8966
    @the_polish_prince8966 3 года назад +605

    This is what happens when these people don’t check to make sure their “Christian right wing” leader is actually that...

    • @the_polish_prince8966
      @the_polish_prince8966 3 года назад +12

      Jamie G A fabulous book. You’ve never seen a book so fantastic. If I had to measure up all the books, two Corinthians would be the top of them all.

    • @erfantavoosi100
      @erfantavoosi100 3 года назад +10

      Its just a political game to fool the people

    • @alexcameron2352
      @alexcameron2352 3 года назад +7

      Not being able to quote a verse from the Bible is more Christian than abortion and blaming white people for everything

    • @the_polish_prince8966
      @the_polish_prince8966 3 года назад +9

      Alex Cameron 1 Numbers chapter 5 I believe is the part of the Bible that describes in detail how to perform an abortion with the blessing of god. If not that chapter I know it’s that book.
      2 I’m white, why the Hel would I blame white people for everything? Race has nothing to do with anything, it’s a social construct,

    • @alexcameron2352
      @alexcameron2352 3 года назад +1

      @@the_polish_prince8966 That is a repricatory prayer in the circumstances of adultery and Not the blessing of God. I saw the Young Turks video too. #Trump2020 #GOP2020

  • @whiskii
    @whiskii 3 года назад +721

    Reporter: Favourite verse?"
    Trump: "Ummm, uurrrr, probably has to be 'Love thy neighbour'."
    Reporter: "You mean Mexico?"
    Trump: "Scratch that last sentence."

    • @BlindSniper305
      @BlindSniper305 3 года назад +8

      @Literal Cancer religions is trash and trump is trash.

    • @theresagassett9791
      @theresagassett9791 3 года назад +6

      Literal Cancer: “Jesus Christ you people...”
      Jesus Christ: “Judge not, lest ye be judged.”

    • @nikokapanen82
      @nikokapanen82 3 года назад +4

      @@ItsKarl
      Yes, but unfortunately in english there is only the word "love" for all meanings while in greek there are many different words for love, like eros (romatic love), phileo (friendship love) agape (highest possible love of God) and so on.
      Anyways what Jesus meant to love your neighbor or even your enemy is to not to engage into some romacne with your enemy but simply do not wish him evil things, dont desire him harm, like getting cancer or something, instead wish him to get humbled down and into his right senses (if he did wrong things) and get right with God.

    • @davidc7889
      @davidc7889 3 года назад +1

      That was hilarious thank you Mr. Wiskiii

    • @the_polish_prince8966
      @the_polish_prince8966 3 года назад +1

      Its Karl Love thy enemy as thou love thy self.

  • @jonahortiz
    @jonahortiz 2 года назад +5

    Matthew 7:15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.“

    • @spambedam
      @spambedam 20 дней назад

      One of my favorite passages and highly pertinent to Donald J. Trump. Sadly enough, Christians don't get the relevance and the irony.

  • @duneelek
    @duneelek 3 года назад +6

    When you wrote essay about a book you haven’t read and teacher asks you simple question about that book

  • @absolving
    @absolving 3 года назад +433

    "You an old testament guy or a new testament guy?"
    "Uh probably..... Equal" LOL

    • @mikael4105
      @mikael4105 3 года назад +9

      Why is that funny? Its a good answer since its all the word of God.

    • @kris12321
      @kris12321 3 года назад +161

      @@mikael4105 it's a response that someone would use when they have to pick between two things they clearly know nothing about...

    • @absolving
      @absolving 3 года назад +15

      @@kris12321 yep exactly

    • @Ethan-qo9rx
      @Ethan-qo9rx 3 года назад +13

      @@mikael4105 you would say New testament, you fool.

    • @Master-rz1xi
      @Master-rz1xi 3 года назад +5

      @Josh B bruh biden was gonna get the black vote anyway dumbass. just look at the primaries. plus you think black people actually like kamala? now sure, the pick was partly for the optics of picking a female black vp... but biden gettin the black vote no matter what.

  • @cms1381
    @cms1381 4 года назад +1372

    Trump Translation:
    The bible is an important tool to me when I need it.

    • @franzferdinand2240
      @franzferdinand2240 4 года назад +18

      So uhhh just wondering, is there a reason we should believe literally anything this guys says since we have proof now that he uses scapegoats like this? Except, obviously, the fact that he's president.

    • @Kigamine
      @Kigamine 4 года назад +24

      The Bible is a useful prop to persuade brainless Trump supporters

    • @demetter7936
      @demetter7936 4 года назад

      @@Kigamine Can you explain why i'm brainless without calling me a racist? I could easily call you brainless, yet i know nothing about you. It's really funny how you go straight to insults instead of civil discourse, yet i'm the brainless one.

    • @ateam6543
      @ateam6543 4 года назад +26

      @@demetter7936 when you've been easily conned into believing trump is focused on america instead of just focused on himself is pretty brainless of people. Just like if someone was conned into believing there's a prince of Nigeria trying to give them money through email, you'd consider that person brainless.

    • @demetter7936
      @demetter7936 4 года назад

      @@ateam6543 If he was in it for himself he wouldn't have become president and would have continued making billions of dollars, instead he decided to slow that down and make America great again.... which he has when looking at statistics and the overall public opinion. And before you say public opinion is worse, no, it's not. Hence why he's gonna win by a mile in the election, and why so many liberals have said they will vote trump.

  • @marcweeks9178
    @marcweeks9178 3 года назад +5

    "It's personal--like my taxes."

  • @pp_rocha
    @pp_rocha 7 дней назад +2

    “Name ten books”

  • @Ocrilat
    @Ocrilat 3 года назад +312

    OMG ask a Christian his favorite bible passage and they'll talk for 5 hours.

    • @gabrielobateru7746
      @gabrielobateru7746 3 года назад +8

      Bro just shut up. I am a christian, I have attended church all my life, only missing a few Sundays. My favourite book of the bible is proverbs but I can't tell you what any verse in the book says precisely. Not every Christian know s memory verses. I am just familiar with the bible.

    • @Ocrilat
      @Ocrilat 3 года назад +31

      @@gabrielobateru7746 So I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume all that you said is true...and if I asked you your favorite biblical verse, you couldn't name even one? Seriously?
      No one said anything about memorizing a verse exactly...that's you changing the statement in order to criticize it. Anyway, in my experience, a true Christian is always happy to share their religion and bible with someone who seems to be interested. You disagree?

    • @itsaraversscene
      @itsaraversscene 3 года назад +12

      @@Ocrilat lol the part that got me was him saying he liked the old and new equal, a loooooot of terrible stuff happens in the old testament, whenever I've brought this up in discussion most people say they really only look at the new testament.

    • @gabrielobateru7746
      @gabrielobateru7746 3 года назад +2

      @@Ocrilat I don't disagree. But not every Christian will be able to speak extensively on their favourite bible verse.

    • @Ocrilat
      @Ocrilat 3 года назад +10

      @@gabrielobateru7746 I think that if you identify yourself as a 'Christian', part of that identity is to be open to share your faith with others. If a person went to them and asked for their favorite Bible verse, they would see it as someone who maybe is looking for faith, and as an opportunity to share that faith with them.
      I think if you go to church, read the Bible, etc. and ignore an opportunity to help someone who is looking for guidance, then you are less than Christian. But aside from that, it's clear that he can't answer the question. That tells me that he is lying, and taking advantage of real Christians and other people of faith. Even if he was going to lie about this, did none of his handlers have any knowledge of the Bible at all?
      What is your favorite bible verse/passage? Myself, I don't think there is anything more powerful or inspiring than the Beatitudes (Matthew 5:1-12). You don't even need to be a believer to be moved by this.

  • @LilDyablo1
    @LilDyablo1 3 года назад +894

    This guy is a professional liar. That's something I would do as a kid, pretend I know something I know nothing about

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 3 года назад +22

      Seems pretty unprofessional actually. Why would you lie about something people will so easily find out about?

    • @holamiju
      @holamiju 3 года назад +71

      @@TheStraightestWhitest because his base believes him without question

    • @abd-zf2gm
      @abd-zf2gm 3 года назад +51

      @John Citizen if by "successful" you mean inheriting $413 million from your daddy, borrow billions from shaddy banks, fail to run businesses including a casinos, open a scam "university", defraud children with cancer charity, and fail to run a country.
      I guess the definition of success should be changed.

    • @abd-zf2gm
      @abd-zf2gm 3 года назад +22

      @John Citizen dude, beleive in your self, if you inherited $413 million and borrowed hundreds of millions from shady foreign banks, you too would be rich.
      And using that richness(but hide your taxes because maybe you are not that rich and those shady deals ofcourse), you would be able to fool American poorly educated racists to vote for you, especially if they endured a black president for 8 years.

    • @abd-zf2gm
      @abd-zf2gm 3 года назад +9

      @John Citizen well, no one knew how he became rich then. Now many people know and literally anyone with the same opportunities as him would be 10 times richer than him(without having to open a scam university or defraud charities).

  • @armasapee
    @armasapee 8 дней назад +2

    When you summarized a book using Sparknotes and now you have to analyze it.

  • @AnthonyLopez-bf2jz
    @AnthonyLopez-bf2jz 8 дней назад +3

    “Nobody cares about Jesus more than I do” -Donald Trump

  • @Geckogold
    @Geckogold 4 года назад +766

    Translation: "I never read it, and I just mention the name to get votes or curry favor with the religious right."

    • @jdemeulenaer123
      @jdemeulenaer123 4 года назад

      BS.

    • @trueentor
      @trueentor 4 года назад +4

      I love curry!

    • @hsiang7
      @hsiang7 3 года назад

      I'm Christian and I couldn't name a single Bible verse either to be fair lol

    • @timothylouis2684
      @timothylouis2684 3 года назад

      Kinda like what Biden is doing towards black people...

    • @milesprower557
      @milesprower557 3 года назад

      He has read it.

  • @jvcreativity
    @jvcreativity 4 года назад +880

    this is one of the funniest, most blatant "attempt" at lying, where even the interviewers know he's lying through his teeth... but the most amazing thing about this video (seriously) - is that even AFTER watching this, the religious right STILL buy into EVERYthing he says! easily the most fascinating outcome.

    • @kirstieb8025
      @kirstieb8025 4 года назад +8

      Digital Me e x a c t l y

    • @DavidM-xt5vl
      @DavidM-xt5vl 4 года назад +74

      They don’t care that he isn’t religious. I’ve also heard people say he was being « put on the spot » and couldn’t come up with a quote on command. Also... not everybody memorizes scripture... well, if it is your favorite book, don’t you think you’d have just a few examples, not even quotes, just specific stories you could talk about? He’s a con artist thru and thru.

    • @meesterchreester5589
      @meesterchreester5589 4 года назад +10

      ​@@SPER1 absolutely correct, trump can't even comprehend one of the stupidest things around, religion...

    • @InSurrealtime
      @InSurrealtime 4 года назад +10

      I guess that's what they call Blind Faith.

    • @jdemeulenaer123
      @jdemeulenaer123 4 года назад +2

      You don't realise that Trump is the president and not a preacher. He rules the country, not a church! So, he has no opinion to give on the book. He gives his views on policies and the nation..

  • @aberdeenhank4038
    @aberdeenhank4038 3 года назад +13

    The "Christian" president who can't name a single chapter from the Good Book. What a disgrace!

  • @SlowLegs
    @SlowLegs 3 месяца назад +7

    And now he’s selling Bibles to pay off his legal fees…

    • @Percival-kl9yy
      @Percival-kl9yy 7 дней назад

      *This channel just outed itself for trying to trick smooth-brains - Trump isn't unable to name a Bible verse - he just doesn't want to, because it's personal to him.*

  • @weedsnwildflowers
    @weedsnwildflowers 4 года назад +1293

    He's not a Christian. He just pretends to be one when he's pandering to his idiot base.

    • @ryanalmazi6802
      @ryanalmazi6802 4 года назад +41

      K. Monk couldn't have said it better, friend

    • @dompolidori5313
      @dompolidori5313 4 года назад +2

      Nice!! Nice facts and evidence! Idiot

    • @tubemagpie
      @tubemagpie 4 года назад +74

      @@dompolidori5313 A christian bears witness to their faith in their lives... not so Trump... he bears witness to his arrogance ,selfishness and general hatred and envy of others.
      You want facts and evidence... study the man.

    • @manhattanvalleyofthedead2425
      @manhattanvalleyofthedead2425 4 года назад +68

      @@dompolidori5313 Calm down moody boy, if Trump was a real Christian he would have been able to answer these questions.

    • @fallenlogan
      @fallenlogan 4 года назад +35

      @@dompolidori5313 you should know that in his first book he considers himself an atheist because religion takes to away a day where he could be making money

  • @kinggimped
    @kinggimped 3 года назад +469

    Evangelicals actually watched this and thought "Yup, this is our guy. Second coming, right here"

    • @Lydiaohlydiaa
      @Lydiaohlydiaa 3 года назад +2

      Way better than Hillary’s evil ass

    • @Lydiaohlydiaa
      @Lydiaohlydiaa 3 года назад

      @Matias Martinez My response to the comment is on point. You’re dumb af for trying to impose otherwise. I never said he wasn’t an idiot, that’s a red herring argument. But for evangelicals he’s way better than hillary’s evil ass who doesn’t even condone religious freedom. Your comment makes no sense 😂 go be salty elsewhere

    • @stevesteve222
      @stevesteve222 3 года назад +16

      @@Lydiaohlydiaa calls ppl stupid*
      "Makes no sense"

    • @shaykhmhssi3246
      @shaykhmhssi3246 3 года назад +17

      @@Lydiaohlydiaa How does Hilary not condone religious freedom?

    • @mrv2308
      @mrv2308 2 года назад +5

      @@Lydiaohlydiaa you sound like the biggest idiot here deflecting to Hilary.

  • @paulabryars6589
    @paulabryars6589 10 месяцев назад +1

    so special that he signs copies with his angry signature

  • @bonbons2093
    @bonbons2093 9 месяцев назад +6

    The weird faces he makes when he lies… someone needs to play this interview in reverse

  • @pauligrossinoz
    @pauligrossinoz 3 года назад +208

    _"Thou shalt not bear false witness"_
    That's Trump's _least_ favourite verse.

    • @tomlehr861
      @tomlehr861 3 года назад +6

      Covet neighbors wife....

    • @jameswilson7790
      @jameswilson7790 3 года назад +7

      Thou shalt not commit adultery.

    • @totijo11
      @totijo11 3 года назад +1

      @@jameswilson7790 thou shalt not admit adultery !!

    • @jameswilson7790
      @jameswilson7790 3 года назад

      @@totijo11 That too.

    • @simonr7097
      @simonr7097 3 года назад +4

      "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

  • @bonitabromeliads
    @bonitabromeliads 4 года назад +114

    Why isn't biden running this as an ad 24/7

    • @davidbrockmeier9538
      @davidbrockmeier9538 4 года назад +1

      Is he still running?

    • @pokeysatx
      @pokeysatx 4 года назад +1

      Why aren't they asking Biden to name some verses?

    • @davidbrockmeier9538
      @davidbrockmeier9538 4 года назад +41

      @@pokeysatx I'm not a fan of Biden, but I don't think he's posing as a religious zealot to garner support with his base.

    • @billybob9461
      @billybob9461 4 года назад +1

      So true. There is so much ammo for attack ads and the only people using it is the Lincoln project.

    • @ershaknia4418
      @ershaknia4418 4 года назад +16

      pokeysatx cuz Biden never said that bible is his favorite book.

  • @Mrjonnyjonjon123
    @Mrjonnyjonjon123 3 года назад +5

    Favorite line from this "Probably... Equal*

  • @Wordsalad69420
    @Wordsalad69420 3 месяца назад +2

    Trump selling a book he hasn't written nor ever read before is most Trump thing ever.

  • @GPLP335
    @GPLP335 3 года назад +684

    He's a con man. The bible doesn't mean anything to him, it's just a prop.

    • @carmenadams575
      @carmenadams575 3 года назад +69

      You’re actually giving him a lot of credit calling him a con man. A con man has to be, to some extent, believable. He’s not even a good liar. A kid could watch this and tell you he’s lying.

    • @FOT2010
      @FOT2010 3 года назад +27

      Con men are usually smart tho

    • @scotland2256
      @scotland2256 3 года назад +1

      like the pope

    • @fuzzylogiceire
      @fuzzylogiceire 3 года назад +17

      He's saying it to please his base, 100%.

    • @cbgbricks
      @cbgbricks 3 года назад +26

      He’s a really unprofessional con man, the only people he can fool are those dumber than himself (which is sadly a lot)

  • @atomflyer44
    @atomflyer44 4 года назад +518

    Trump on Jesus... "I prefer Messiahs that weren't crucified"

    • @joycebrewster5807
      @joycebrewster5807 4 года назад +32

      Sorry i know this was 2 months ago and im late to the party but that was the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I'VE READ ABOUT OUR FAKE PRESIDENT. 😅

    • @ehernandez2166
      @ehernandez2166 4 года назад +10

      EPIC!
      The comment of the year!

    • @Heffsta02
      @Heffsta02 4 года назад +10

      this made me actually laugh out loud.

    • @sisterjudah6519
      @sisterjudah6519 4 года назад +4

      I'm LAUGHING SO HARD. IT'S MAKING ME COUGH. 😁😂🤣😄😄😄. 😤 COUGH

    • @cliffordchapman801
      @cliffordchapman801 4 года назад +8

      That's gold.

  • @masterfreeze1054
    @masterfreeze1054 8 дней назад +3

    "uh probably.....equal" yeah he has no idea what he is talking about

  • @chrisredfield6274
    @chrisredfield6274 3 года назад +11

    The Bible is just simply such a tremendous book that such a question isn't even fathomable. Tremendous terrific book, perhaps the best book ever, definitely 2nd best is Art of the Deal, every American should buy it, and just to go back to The Bible again, I love it. Absolutely fantastic book.

  • @blacknoir1024
    @blacknoir1024 3 года назад +191

    His superpower is lying with a perfect poker face without getting uncomfortable

    • @Hillberty224
      @Hillberty224 3 года назад +30

      I think he has a perfect poker face because he is always lying so its just the constant state of his face, we just dont know any better

    • @whyicare
      @whyicare 3 года назад

      i got to say he perfected that lying with a straight face.

    • @fos1451
      @fos1451 3 года назад +1

      BlackNoir actually by how he saying it, he seems like lying

    • @skygeek5847
      @skygeek5847 3 года назад +1

      Bidens super power is making teenage girls feel uncomfortable.
      Harris's super power is doing whatever it takes to gain power

    • @AmosMosesJr
      @AmosMosesJr 3 года назад

      Comes with being a narcissist.

  • @CCJJ160Channels
    @CCJJ160Channels 3 года назад +544

    Evangelicals: “Welp, he checks out!”

    • @colegest9742
      @colegest9742 3 года назад +8

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @bunkerputt
      @bunkerputt 3 года назад +1

      Liberals: "Oh it's the science you say? Well then it checks out."

    • @CCJJ160Channels
      @CCJJ160Channels 3 года назад +44

      bunkerputt - Conservatives: “Oh, it’s on the internet, my Facebook page or QAnon? Welp, then it checks out!”

    • @enlighteneddopamine9184
      @enlighteneddopamine9184 3 года назад +11

      bunkerputt You’re fake news

    • @alberteddy4437
      @alberteddy4437 3 года назад +15

      bunkerputt Republicans don’t believe in science until they get sick. Once they get sick, then they run to science (doctors) for the cure.🙄

  • @PeterBornAgain
    @PeterBornAgain 11 месяцев назад +6

    "So everyone who acknowledges me before men, I also will acknowledge before my Father who is in heaven; but whoever denies me before men, I also will deny before my Father who is in heaven" -- Matthew 10:32-33

  • @crisshowe138
    @crisshowe138 3 месяца назад +4

    It's so obvious he doesn't know any!😅

  • @fabiohabio8591
    @fabiohabio8591 3 года назад +277

    He sounds like a small child trying to sound smart when asked something he didn’t do

    • @SkillUpMobileGaming
      @SkillUpMobileGaming 3 года назад +18

      @Ivan Alexander Nice excuses. If that was the reason, he would have come out and said it. Why did he say it was "very personal to him" if what you say is true?
      The real genius of Trump lies in his ability to fool you, and boy is he skilled at it.

    • @Travisbig7
      @Travisbig7 3 года назад +6

      @Ivan Alexander please tell me you're trolling

    • @Travisbig7
      @Travisbig7 3 года назад +4

      @SLAPBOXTV go back to watching Faux news and stop spamming in the comments you little braindead child

    • @Johnnythefirst
      @Johnnythefirst 3 года назад

      @Ivan Alexander You truly are a gullible moron aren't you? I bet my house on the fact Trump has never even opened a bible. The fucking guy had three divorces and cheated on every wife he had. :D

    • @compilationsmania451
      @compilationsmania451 3 года назад

      @MartinDoesASMR what do you think now, fatso?

  • @vvfking
    @vvfking 3 года назад +178

    I could never imagine Donald Trump as being a person that has the patience to fully read any book.

    • @Berto-bo7mr
      @Berto-bo7mr 3 года назад +8

      Obviously a non-reader.

    • @erikolson5440
      @erikolson5440 3 года назад +7

      Or a chapter for that matter.

    • @Strategic_Reformer
      @Strategic_Reformer 3 года назад +7

      Or a page even

    • @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE
      @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE 3 года назад +4

      I mean the bible is a pretty long read

    • @vvfking
      @vvfking 3 года назад +2

      @@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE The irony being that Trump is not :)

  • @Alias3141
    @Alias3141 9 дней назад +2

    Hey, I'm glad silly videos like this were enough for y'all to put us in this situation. My family can't consistently afford groceries.

  • @alonargus
    @alonargus 3 года назад +15

    And you say he’s NOT a politician??? 🧐🧐🧐

  • @retrospectors6595
    @retrospectors6595 3 года назад +368

    “A lot of people don’t know that there are actually TWO testaments. People didn’t talk about that until I was president. But they’re both..they’re both tremendous, tremendous testaments that are so bigly important to the United Shhhates.”

  • @alancorp3565
    @alancorp3565 3 года назад +73

    He’s the type of person the teacher walks by during test day and tells the class to read the questions carefully

  • @ceedeeznuts2595
    @ceedeeznuts2595 3 года назад +2

    When you get called on for the reading you were supposed to do last night in class

  • @Han-xr4vb
    @Han-xr4vb 3 года назад +3

    When you come to a morning class and the professor randomly asked you about what have you learned from reading list that he gave last week

  • @Flipson456
    @Flipson456 4 года назад +70

    Definition of a Con man.

  • @Amandalay06
    @Amandalay06 3 года назад +628

    Dude, faith is a personal thing yes. But not naming ONE verse from it, when your running for public office is just flat out stupid.
    He uses it as a prop, nothing else

    • @mikechavis4125
      @mikechavis4125 3 года назад +67

      If the interviewers had only came up with something crazy to ask , "Well which of the dragons did you like the most, the blue one or the green one?" I would have liked to have heard his response.

    • @KennethOnyema
      @KennethOnyema 3 года назад +9

      @@mikechavis4125 😂

    • @kennytorres2408
      @kennytorres2408 3 года назад +1

      @@mikechavis4125 mannnn, even though I don't like Trump, I still wouldn't want to see him that way

    • @KennethOnyema
      @KennethOnyema 3 года назад +8

      @gregory garner Use your power of discernment brother.

    • @paz4298
      @paz4298 3 года назад +17

      @gregory garner Yes, because secularists have no definition of wonder, romance, mystery, reverence, or sentimentality. Totally. Never mind the bible advocates for slavery, women to be under men, eternal damnation for those who mix fabrics, etc. I think secularists prefer a country that is not ruled by a book that preaches such intolerances, and can gleam morals from any sort of upbringing or book. A quarter of the United States is non-religious, and many religious people advocate for something that the United States was warning from the very beginning, the separation between church and state.

  • @antisocial8464
    @antisocial8464 3 года назад +5

    “Uhh probably equal” lmao lying thru his teeth 😂

  • @Daniel-iv6kb
    @Daniel-iv6kb 3 года назад +26

    The guy can’t even read. Why do you think he threatened to sue the school he went to if they show his grades.

  • @Aphex217Twin
    @Aphex217Twin 3 года назад +300

    He should have quoted Matthew 19:24! For it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, then it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

    • @enriquem240
      @enriquem240 3 года назад +21

      That suits him like a ring... he would say: but I have so much money to buy the key to that door. Lol

    • @abed_gambino0946
      @abed_gambino0946 3 года назад +2

      Amen

    • @kylekozak3033
      @kylekozak3033 3 года назад +12

      It doesn't matter if you're rich or not. What matters is that you have asked Jesus to forgive you of your sins and save you. That is why He died on the cross and shed his blood in order to take the ultimate sacrifice and take our penalty for OUR sins. Thank God, who sent his son to do that.

    • @manny2386
      @manny2386 3 года назад +14

      @@kylekozak3033 Huh I don't think it's as easy as that man lmao, those Cartel guys in Mexico believe in Jesus Mary and all those biblical figures heck they even go to church every Sunday but skin people alive and commit the most grotesque crimes imaginble and still get to go to heaven because they recognize Jesus as their lord and savior??

    • @kylekozak3033
      @kylekozak3033 3 года назад +8

      Yes, it is still possible. In John 3:16, it says, “ For God so loved the world that He gave his only begotten son, that WHOSOEVER believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. “ This verse is saying that Jesus paid the penalty for our sins so that ALL may come to repentance (1 John 5:15) and accept Him as Savior. It doesn’t matter what person you are, no matter your color, race, ethnicity, or whatever characteristics you have. A good example of someone who killed Christians and people who worshiped Christ was Paul. Paul, at first, hated Christians to the bone, but then repented of his sin and asked Jesus to save him from sin and hell. It seems as if you believe in getting to heaven by works, which is very false. In Ephesians 2:8-9 it says, “ For by grace are ye saved through faith and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God. NOT OF WORKS lest any man should boast.” After you have been saved from your sin and cleansed of it, God sees you as a blameless person, only when you repent and ask Him to save you. Also, the thief on the cross next to Jesus rebuked the other thief, who was mocking Jesus, and then repented. Jesus then said,” Today, thou shalt be with me in paradise.” All you have to do to get to heaven is only faith through Jesus’ grace, which was given when he was hanged on the cross, after he gave man access of eternal life. Please, I beg you, if you have not done this, you should, or you WILL spend eternity in a place called HELL. That is the reason God sent His Son, so that we may live in heaven one day. The verses of the Bible that I gave, you will never find them in a different Bible, because it is the KJV Bible, which was, is , and will always be THE WORD OF GOD. If you look through the Bible, it will tell you God’s exact plan for salvation. Than you sir for your time l, and God bless you!

  • @TheSanityX
    @TheSanityX 3 года назад +850

    "Are you an old testament guy or a new testament guy?"
    "UuhhH... Yes?"
    Trump in his head: "Hehehe.. nailed it"

  • @SebastianTheGreat
    @SebastianTheGreat 3 года назад +48

    This is literally the “Homer and his brain” bit
    Trump: “Takes one to know one!”
    Trump’s Brain: “Hehe, nailed it!”

  • @wim_rr
    @wim_rr 3 года назад +2

    Out of all the four testaments, which one is your favourite?
    - “Probably all four of them. I like them equally.”

  • @albertod6770
    @albertod6770 3 года назад +302

    Trump - “I don’t want to get into it, because I know jack about the Bible”. Hahahahaha!!

    • @pietromerendino2157
      @pietromerendino2157 3 года назад

      He can't Reed he looks at the picture like a 3 year old kid e bible has no pictures simple

    • @paulsmallriver6066
      @paulsmallriver6066 3 года назад

      Ah yes, the Book of Jack

    • @ahminvestor7371
      @ahminvestor7371 3 года назад

      I assume this might be his favorite verse:
      . Exodus 31:15 Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever does any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

  • @the.mickey.show_4
    @the.mickey.show_4 4 года назад +81

    “I met the the author, Jehovah Witness” he’s a good guy.

  • @jberczi6
    @jberczi6 3 года назад +4

    This man was definitely a master of answering questions in class while not paying attention

    • @wim_rr
      @wim_rr 3 года назад +3

      And thinking no one notices. That’s the best part.

  • @GilbertGTV
    @GilbertGTV 2 дня назад +1

    Tell me you don’t read the Bible without telling me you don’t read the Bible.

  • @isaacherrera8859
    @isaacherrera8859 3 года назад +173

    Reporter: what is Gods sons name:
    Trump: eeehhh not important I’d rather not get into it next question

    • @whyicare
      @whyicare 3 года назад +16

      Trump's response: It's a beautiful name but I don't know much about.

    • @Arosado1214
      @Arosado1214 3 года назад +16

      Trumps response: I dont think that's a fair question, I dont know the guy, I've never met him. That's a rude rude question, you're a nasty person you know that(storms off)

    • @michaelbrickley2443
      @michaelbrickley2443 3 года назад +2

      Alfredo Rosado, you must be reading my mind or maybe it’s great minds think alike

    • @AnubisXII
      @AnubisXII 3 года назад +1

      @Gh0st Flow
      Wouldn't it be The Thing Junior? Or... Son of Thing? Little Thingy? King Thing?

  • @jeffreyfletcher1780
    @jeffreyfletcher1780 4 года назад +116

    Interviewer: "....Well, I mean you must've enjoyed the part where Frodo put on the ring and turned invisible?"
    Donny: ".....Again--it's very personal for me, but yes that is one of my favorite parts. But that's all I'll tell you because it's very personal. It's my favorite book and so very personal."

    • @damone70
      @damone70 4 года назад +3

      Oh shit... that killed me. Ahahahaha

    • @peachesb-georgia1125
      @peachesb-georgia1125 3 года назад +1

      Jeffrey... you are funny... he wouldn't know the difference...

    • @Scurvebeard
      @Scurvebeard 3 года назад

      He did pretty nearly that when asked about his favorite author, some decades ago.

    • @eneal2056
      @eneal2056 3 года назад

      Hahahaha

    • @SamChoreographer
      @SamChoreographer 3 года назад +1

      right amount of repeating nice job

  • @doxius6760
    @doxius6760 3 года назад +5

    As Biden would say it, so too will I, “Come on man!”

  • @missgoldie6257
    @missgoldie6257 3 месяца назад +3

    He's never read any of it....he can't even read.

  • @malachiwarner5699
    @malachiwarner5699 3 года назад +46

    0:19 he almost malfunctioned over naming a Bible verse.

  • @missymccormick1526
    @missymccormick1526 4 года назад +110

    I have never heard anyone say so much yet say nothing at all.

    • @reachingcoldmountainbeforeyou
      @reachingcoldmountainbeforeyou 4 года назад +13

      'Word salad'. A tactic employed by Narcissists.

    • @ToastReaper
      @ToastReaper 4 года назад +6

      Basically every public address he's given since he took office and leading up to it

    • @07temajin
      @07temajin 4 года назад +1

      Watch Tom cruise speak about scientology

    • @johncaccioppo1142
      @johncaccioppo1142 4 года назад

      @@07temajin I will... when he runs for president

    • @SG-uh6sw
      @SG-uh6sw 3 года назад

      All the flipping time you're soo on point

  • @jables3377
    @jables3377 14 дней назад +2

    Saying the Bible is his favorite book is the one quote that is #1 on my "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" Trump quotes.

  • @Tbone.357
    @Tbone.357 3 месяца назад +5

    It's very personal because he hasn't read anything from the Bible in his entire life. Obvious grift.