Trump Lashes Out at “Junky” Derby Horse, Gaetz & Greene Join Forces and Elon Musk’s New Talk Show
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- Опубликовано: 9 май 2021
- The NRA offered a Mother’s Day message on Twitter, Trump weighed in on the controversy surrounding Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit, the horse’s trainer Bob Baffert blamed cancel culture as a reason his horse was cited for steroids, a Bengal tiger was on the loose in a residential neighborhood last night in Houston, English Prime Minister Boris Johnson gave the OK for “cautious hugging,” the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services released a new video to help with life without masks, Marjorie Taylor Greene (Klan Mom) and Matt Gaetz made an appearance at their “America First” rally, and fresh off of his SNL hosting gig Elon Musk (James Adomian) chats with Jimmy about how it all went and what’s next for him.
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Choked on my tea when i heard "we want the most beautiful earth in the whole world"
Well at least she's pushing to upgrade the planet (in our world) that we humans live on instead of wasting taxpayer money on some other planet in our world.
I'm sure you choke on a lot of things
"We want the most beautiful Earth in the whole world" - Marjorie Taylor Greene, Republican congresswoman. People in Georgia voted for her. She's a member of congress. WTF happened, America?
Common sense has been officially CANCELED!
I uncontrollably busted out laughing during that clip...
It's what happens when your representatives spend decades replacing education with Jesus in your schools, while simultaneously defunding those same schools.
Pretty awesome, right?
Oh, and money. The republican coffers of a every shrinking minority party require funding to stay in power by any creative means necessary by cementing it through voter restriction policies with their "woke cancel culture of Jesus in the public square, and 'roided out horses", and people like idioette and junior idiot bring in that cash for the GQP because enough idiots in the Republican base are stupid enough to believe anything on "the television" and the internet is true.
@@ryanshannon7703 frightening, so true.
@@ryanshannon7703 Yep, also members of cult 45 sent death threats to her opposition and harassed them until they dropped out and she was running unopposed. That does not explain it fully though, because chump was also elected. The state of education in the US is pathetic. Just look at Devos and her agenda. It wasn’t great before that, either. The funding has been a problem for so long. You’d think the America first crowd would want to be able to have citizens who are educated competitively with the global population but of course education is evil woke indoctrination because they are trying to teach kids to accept people for who they are instead of othering them and making fun of them and attacking them... oh, the horror!
Triple Clown Winner... Jimmy I love you man. 😂😂😂😂
"We want the most beautiful Earth in the whole World" - MTG. And I thought today was going to be the day when I could stop smacking myself in the head.
🤣!! nope I think we’re all stuck with (at minimum) 12 head smacks/day
Nothing says I'm strong and unafraid Republican like requiring carrying assault rifles at all times to avoid feeling vulnerable
How bout a hunting rifle then? That’s a non-assault rifle..
I know I've probably said this before, maybe multiple times, but how can you not love Guillermo??
"We want the most beautiful Earth in the whole world." My brain just exploded.
So, what takes to someone to be elected for congress?
@@marcelosantana9311 Apparently not a high school education...
Lmao hilarious
She sounds unsure of her own bullshit almost ...almost tho ...lol
Can we say IQ of 90 at best? But I will use a variation of that to mess with people to see if they catch on just how ridiculous it is.
Guillermo: "well the sandwich was for me"
🤣😂
Men.
That Elon impression was pretty spot on. They always get such good people to for impersonations on Kimmel
I actually thought it was pretty Terrible and cringy. Some parts were kinda funny but he didn't really act like Elon at it and it pretty much just made fun of him
That's some great advice from Bob Baffert - the next time I fail my drug test, I'm blaming cancel culture too!
If you have a couple Fox news anchors around, they'll believe you!!
Let's just blame Bob Baffert. We can say he gave us the same drugs he gave his horse 😁 🐎
😂🤣
What exactly is it about the horse that would be "cancelled"? It's a very "hop on a meme" defense without a lick of sense.
@@Markle2k why do you think it has to make sense?
Holy crap, that dude doing Elon was one of the most spot on impressions I've ever seen. Floored
He's finally been shut down and the drama turned off... and you guys are gonna spread his message? Leave Trump in the past and let's move on.
I stay up to watch him and Steve Colbert.
I wake up early 😁🇩🇰
They so funny 😁
Get your nightly dose of government approved “comedy”
And Seth Myers.
"Junky Cold Medina." Ha! Nice.
That medina was a monster .......
Actually this is Elon hosting "Sprockets". Nice nostalgia moment here. ;-)
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance ! (Greetings from Germany)
I thought the same thing--vintage SNL-era Mike Myers doing Deiter. "Touch my monkey."
"We want to have the most beautiful earth in the whole world" - Marjorie Taylor-Greene
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well at least she's pushing to upgrade the planet (in our world) that we humans live on instead of wasting taxpayer money on some other planet in our world.
@@infinitysteppingstone331 Ha Ha! =)
The world isn't hers it belongs to ll and God given ,she sounds like n ahole
If you think that is funny you should hear Biden talk.
@@keithhatch56 Biden is an old man...you just feel sorry for him as opposed to laughing
That PSA woman was brilliant with her faces.
Between the My Pillow Guy and Elon... Oh. My. God. Such GREAT impersonations.
Late night show with the best and funniest impersonations without a doubt.
I didn't realize it was the same guy? Great impersonations indeed, My Pillow Guy was much funnier though.
I'm absolutely amazed by the face acting performances.
And the Elon Musk segment was so hilarious and reflects perfectly the impression I've had of Musk from the beginning.
True, The people around the world are shaking their heads in disbelief and laughing at what Trump is saying.
"Florida is so jealous right now"🤣🤣
They're finally "believing" the science. Desantis is a joke
Of what
pro trick: watch series on Kaldrostream. Been using them for watching all kinds of movies during the lockdown.
@Kamari Terrell Definitely, I have been watching on Kaldrostream for months myself =)
@Kamari Terrell yup, have been watching on kaldroStream for months myself =)
Wow good thing the escaped tiger in Houston wasn't a black man cause we know what would have happened then the police officer would have feared for his life and killed it
Orrrr, the "black tiger" could have run rampant through the subdivision assaulting homeowners, looting, breaking windows and burning everything in it's path, without the slightest fear of facing charges..........
Did that b**** say the most beautiful Earth in the whole world?
Aww I love the friendship between Jimmy & Guillermo. ❤️
James Adomian is one talented guy. His Pillow Guy impression is so on point.
I was thinking that last night. He really is. Just didn’t know his name. Lol Dudes clearly a great impersonator and improv comic
Elon was played by their my pillow guy? I too think his my pillow guy impression is fantastic. When they where on stage together was one of the best things I've ever seen.
That was the most disturbing Elon Misk impression yet. I had no idea that was James... space, space, space.
He did mike pillow so well I almost forgot he was actor capable of other impressions... I would have assumed he was in a dumpster along the strip somewhere.
Our generation's Rich Little.
I'm happy that I live on the most beautiful earth in the whole world.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too!!!!! In the whole entire planet world 🤣🤣🤪
That’s deep. The Oceans...
But please don't forget that We still have q War We are raging against the outer space lazors that are attempting to destroy the most beautiful planet in the world Shes not very bright, who knew. Deplorables each and every one of them. Welcome to the nightmare that trump and team have created for our children and grandchildren. JOB WELL DONE REPUBLIQUES!
Yeah, cause if we lived on any other planet in our world, the neighbors may be less relatable.
Do your neighbors know you have been camping in their yard ?
"We want the most beautiful Earth in the whole world." This is from an actual elected member of the U.S. Congress.
That is one of the most stupid statements I've ever read.
Also, what does climate change have to do with religion? Where are these people that are praying to the clinate gods? I think MTG is a very confused woman.
That Elon character was hilarious!! 😂😂😂
“We want the most beautiful earth in the whole world” 😂🤣😂🤣
Someone else wrote that for Trump. There’s no way he uses the word emblematic without help.
Three syllables too many.
Elon not a clown
I was thinking the same 😂
Absolutely🙄
He did capitalized random words, but you're right, It's suspicious.
Great monologue Jimmy❤️👍🏽
That Elon Musk impersonator nailed it lol
Is it the same guy who did the pillows guy?
I thought that too.
Not really
@@Anamalainn Yes James Adomian
....with his "flesh body" :)
Lmao David Litt is my new hero.
"We want the most beautiful Earth in the whole World" - MTG.
Confirmation that her views are out of this World.
If this Earth doesn't win the most beautiful Earth in the whole world this year, I'm moving to the winning Earth.
Looks like Florida Man and Woman strike again, that state has some serious issues. She doesn't need to worry about the Earth being beautiful especially in Florida because in less than 100 years it'll be under water.
@@christopherschmidt1469 that Q dim wit is from Georgia . She's just hanging with Gaetz to get free publicity.
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You mocking MTG..... umm have any of you heard Joe Biden speak, or Kamala harris, or Nancy Pelosi? 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Talk about out of this world and embarrassing.
Should have said Matt gaetz to meet his girlfriend's great-grandma LOL
@Robyn Justice A Real Patriot me too !
Not only is Jimmy hilarious, he’s original in the fact that he’s still making fun of Trump nightly, 4 months after his term ended. Yay Jimmy! This is the comedy we all crave.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
That’s because he secretly loves Trump and he misses the best US president in history.
@Cherry Red sure! I do the same when watching Jimmy
@@Maryj2dmb Then why are you here watching and trolling Mary?
@Cherry Red to know thy enemy
Notice how Matt Gaetz stopped for a moment on his way to the stage. He had to double check, he thought he saw an under age girl in the crowd.
I'm from the UK and I confirm that usually the only person we ever hug is our nans
Rubbish
What utter nonsense.
2:54 the male anchor trying to do his best tucker carlson impression
He was the one being interviewed. Unfortunately the guest wasn’t there in person, wouldn’t be able to just cut him off like that lol.
" Stop the emissions coming from her." Laughed hard!!!!
That Elon Mask impression was spot on
This guy does the most amazing impressions, especially considering we only got a full look at Elon musk during Saturday night live this previous weekend. The guy is spot on
We want the most beautiful Earth in the whole World.
-- Marjorie Taylor Greene
😅🤣😂
🤦🏻♀️
And the rest of the universe? Wow!!!
She's fed up with having our taxpayers' funds wasted on beautifying all the other planets IN OUR WORLD instead of applying more money on Earth----only🌎. Let the Martians finally fend for themselves!
🤣
To infinity and beyond!
Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene have some “Screws” lose in their heads. Hence, their touring together. Misery loves company!
I LOVE IT when Jimmy harshes Trump!!!
Since Bob Baffert is being scrutinized so heavily in recent months, I was open to the possibility that maybe someone set him up, etc. But the second he blamed cancel culture, he lost me. That doesn't even make any sense. What a creep!
The Elon/Ellen bit. Perfect!!! That Mars jingle/dance tho 😂😂
Perfectly captured the cringe that is who Elon Musk is as a person
@@carsonm7292 he admitted he had Asperger's...mmm, no. That's a ploy to try and excuse his freakiness...
@@lenawagenfuehr53 lol my friend I have Asperger's too and even to me this guy acts like he's from another planet. He's just a weird dude.
@@carsonm7292 You do know being on the spectrum doesn't mean you get to shame others for characteristics, right? It's called a spectrum for a damn reason.
@@zenplus6515 I suppose you're right. It was a cheap shot on my part.
Congresswoman Marjorie Greene Taylor wants the most beautiful Earth in the whole world. Yeah. You just can't make these things up.
Actually, you can, but you have to be willing to subject yourself to life-threatening head trauma.
No comedian could have written that line even if they were high
@@Alcagaur1 I think even people with traumatic brain injuries would think twice before saying that:)
Marjorie Taylor Green, dude. Marjorie Taylor Green. Not Marjorie Green Taylor.
It’s Marjorie Taylor Greene and the term “willful ignorance” doesn’t adequately describe her stupidity!! To all of those Georgians that cast their vote to elect such an abhorrent person to the US Congress, you do better in selecting your representatives!! “MTG is a piece of 💩” and stop supporting someone that lacks intelligence!!
Jimmy Kimmel's opening monologues "kills" on a daily basis. Great writing. FAF!
The guy imitating Elon Musk did a great job!
I think hes the same guy that plays the pillow guy here too.
I’ll be honest, the Jimmy K of my youth I was not a fan of, but the Jimmy K of today, cracks me up and is the night show host I enjoy the most. Thanks for making me laugh even during a depressing pandemic.
he has gotten better over the years
Jimmy has the best monolog of all the late shows , he does this every night
Remember back in the day when adults knew the difference between being laughed at and humility? Now what year was that oh yeah 2014
The entire word heard donnie himself being laughed at. The only person who' threw a G7/G8 party and NO ONE CAME, not even a teleconference!
Amazing! Absolutely brilliant!
Great writing on this show. Love it.
“We want the most beautiful earth in the whole world.” Is there more than one earth... 😎
Problem is her idiotic statement implied there are multiple planets IN OUR WORLD, and she wants earth to be the best one.
It's a bug in their programmed "brians" after Donnie bragged about the US being "lower than the world" in covid-cases.
@@Shuizid
🤣Forgot about that!😂😂😂
That Elon musk bit is a comedy gold, especially the dancing part😆
Space space space.....Mars, derp derp.
Musk segment is not funny. It's just not. Musk isn't a perfect guy, but characteristics of autism spectrum are not sociopathic, nor are they a choice. People on the spectrum work really hard to get down with the stupid social signals neurotypical ppl don't even put a thought into, but of which they are doggedly protective. So, whatever. Don't buouy bullies with jokes.
@@zenplus6515 Killjoy
So good! I hope he’s recurring.
@@zenplus6515 and the accent was shtt
The only thing people may laugh about is that a US "president" whose first language is supposedly English, does not know the difference between "junky" and a "junkie" 😂😂😂
Hilarious..!!! heeheehaha HAHAHEEHEE
😂😂
The misspelling may be deliberate, so that his disciples would think he actually composed the missive 🤔
LMAO !!
Utterly, utterly ridiculous. 😑
"The most beautiful earth in the whole world"🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤣🤣🤣
James Adomian nailing it again.
That "Elon" performance was amazing!
With my "flesh body" was the best
That guy on Newsmax was the $hit. Its very fortunate that newsmax is as good at researching their guests as Fox "news" lol.
Could I tell you, he was so composed with that eh..he was the shizzle! loved it!
David Litt is a LEGEND for that take down. LOVED IT!
Incompetence
Gaetz and Greene, that’s a real meeting of the minds right there. I think the combined IQ number at that table is approaching the average men’s shoe size.
Says the person whose intelligence is low because he votes for Democrats
@@williamgullett5911 notice how no one agrees
@@codybrooks5016 I'm sure all the degenerates you hang out with all agree with you. Smoke some more weed, it will all be ok.
@@williamgullett5911 OK, Boomer.
@@williamgullett5911 weed is bad mmkay
Omg..the guy doing Elon Musk is hysterical.."My flesh body"🤣
i watched SNL and he was so awkward in his skits..i was thinking hes not human!!
And that's the most "human" I have ever seen him be! Lol
Picking on Matt, he would be visiting his girlfriends Great Grandmother at the Villages.
Matt Gaetz came out like a bootleg 90s WWF Heel. The Under-ager.
That guy david is a savage man😂😂😂😂
I like trying to get to Mars, but "someone bring me a small boy who sings and is whimsical so that I may present him" got me
"Our Triple Clown Winner Donald Trump" Brilliant!
Love it!!
Brillant
Double loser...
Now when I see Elon Musk it will be with the "Space Space Space, Mars Mars Mars" sound clip running in the background of my mind. Thank You!
It's starting to occur to the world that there's no one James Adomian CAN'T play...
Gaetz and Greene are in a class of their own, like kids who won’t stop eating paste
Or sniffing glue!
🤣🤣🤮
...and lead paint off the window sills.
Paste ?.
@@bkdascenzo, essentially glue. Maybe a watered down kind? I'm too old to remember, and I'm not even from the part of America that calls it paste. I had to look it up. 😅
So Newsmax's booker.... That's a helluva way to tell your boss you won the lottery.
When is this crazy man getting over himself. Before he calls cheating in a horse race he should look in the mirror.
He already dose and he agrees with himself
He has no reflection.
"Moma didn't raise a victim, but she did raise a victimiser"
No worries .. " they eat their own "
@@trevormiles5852 LOL
@@trevormiles5852
Too flippin' funny. Good one.
“most beautiful planet in the whole world.”
Ah yes, i would like the most beautiful home in this whole house.
Edit: word choice
Love ur analogy
I would like the most beautiful home in the whole house*
@@ThePunk01 😂😂😂
Me too, don't know exactly what it is, but I feel I must be lacking in something if I don't like living there.
@@ThePunk01 thank you, I'mma chage it.
Nice monologue Jimmy!!! yeah!!!
The Adderall in chief calls others a junky. The only junky is Don Jr.
But not Hunter Biden?! Lmfao
There are literally pics of hunter passed out with a Fuccing crack pipe in his mouth 😂
The woman in the “PSA video” was gold!!
Triple clown winner" ... Love it Jimmy
Is 'Cancel culture' the name of the horse that ratted out the winner?
😂😂😂😂
That dude has had four horses fail the same test over the last 10 years. He knows what's up.
Gaetz had the best audience money could buy
Comedian playing Elan slaying once again
Now Mar-a-lardo is a “mother”, the best and biggest.
The villages is the only place matt gaetz can get police clearance to visit.
Hilarious!
It takes a village...
“We want the most beautiful Earth in the whole world” 🤣🤣🤣
“Elon” was excellent.
That Elon impersonator was hilarious...
Gaetz and Greene, the two kids who nobody would be friends with, so they end up at the eating their lunches at the same table and becoming best friends.
Actually, considering where they come from and why they are shunned, more like cousins at a family reunion who are mean and weird so they end up hanging out with each other, then become kissing cousins that in 10 years have 8 inbred kids (who will also breed with each other) in a double-wide in the everglades with Trump merch and red-yarn conspiracy webs on all the walls.
@Karl Burnett Awww, you got flashbacks from that comment didn't you?
I will bet these two start sleeping together
Astonishing that he talks about junkies and he never mentions Hunter !
True. Inbred mare for life.
That Elon Musk impression is on spot
I’m from Florida and yes I am jealous we don’t have a tiger story to say. 🤣
TO HELL WITH NETFLIX!.
We have Trump, Guiliani. Taylor Greene and Gaetz. I just need more popcorn.
Hey QAnon, what happened to your fight against pedophiles and sex trafficking? Here he is. Yes I know he's a GOP but I suggest if you're looking for offenders, you start with this one here.
True
Jimmy, I love your monologues. They are so punny.
Newsmax anchor wasn't ready. I'm not ready, I'm not ready. That Part Lol.
Shout out from Ohio. I always laugh at Guillermo's shenanigans.
My favorite this year was Guillermo and John Stamos as quarantine buddies!
he’s got the best job in the world
Hey there! Shout out from Ohio too! O-H!
Ohio proud 🙋♀️👏🏻
He is just the right sidekick forJimmy
the impersonation department deserves an Emmy sheesh
Really. Fake Elon was awesome
It's the same person. Pillow guy and Elon. James Adomian. He is great
I would rather see Lee Harvey Oswald in Congress than Marjorie Taylor Greene .
Your writers are super! Just love you and your funny stuff!