My experiences normally went something like: Mom: "Do you think I'm talking just to hear myself talk? Talk to me me when I'm talking to you!" Me: "But I....." Mom: "Don't you dare talk back to me!"
This made me realize that when our generation are the parents, the common things that your parents tell you are gonna change. We relate to being on phones so we wouldn't complain about that.
Child: BUT MOM I DONT WANT TO GET OUT OF THE POOL! Mom: Get out now! Child: NO! Mom: fine then we're just gonna leave you here then. Bye have a nice time!! *mom walks away* *child runs out if the pool* Child: NO MOMMY WAIT PLEASE!
1 - "You're so full of shit your eyes are brown." 2 - "How tall are you?" *Tell her* "I didn't know they stacked shit that high" 3 - "'Cause I said so" 4 - "You go to school to learn, not to ____" *Depending on the situation* 5 - *Me* "What's for dinner?" *Mom* "Food." *Me* "What kind of food?" *Mom* "The kind of food you eat."
Mom:go clean your room Me:But it is my room Mom:than if you want live in this big pile of trash but im not cleaning it (1 min after she starts cleaning it)
Mom: GO DO THE DISHES!!! Me: but why, it's not like our family pays attention to dirty dishes Mom: but the dishes skink up the whole house Me: * thinking * then do the dishes yourself, *saying* fine.
Mom: GO DO THE DISHES!!! Me: 5 minutes! I'm reading a book! Mom: in 5 minutes they're gonna stink up the house! Me: I don't care if the house stinks, but you do. why not u clean it up? Mom: because it's your job! Me: You're not the boss of me Mom: i brought you into this world and i can bring out of it. Me: Then do it, after that enjoy spending your life in a jail cell (that's the law in our country) *Mom goes silent, walks away in shame* That's how you win kids!
XXDDDDD MY mother says that and "Even though you get taller than me i can still take you" (she is really short and she could have a good wrestling motto)
Gemma Mc Same here: Mom: What do you want to eat? Me: I don't care, something I eat. Mom: Can you be more specific? Me: Something edible, that I like to eat.
Mom:Can u go get me the cereal? Me:Sure but where is it? Mom:in the cabinet Me:where in the cabinet? Mom:Over there Me:WHERE (starting to look angry) Mom:ILL JUST GO GET IT MYSELF
Pinkgirl260FTW My mom does that to me all the time. It´s so annoying because I´m an adult now, and when I don't find the thing she asked me for, she sighs loudly and gets up like saying "you can't do anything right". And the dialogue is like: Mom: Why can´t you find it? It´s right there! Me: No, it´s NOT. Mom: It IS. Come on, It´s a big jar. Me: I already looked and there isn´t any jar in there. (*Mom sighs, gets up, starts looking and takes out what she wanted.*) Mom: Look, it´s right here. Me: But that's not even a jar, it's a bottle, and it's not big. Mom: Whatever. It was right here. I love you, mom, it doesn´t matter you can´t read in english. LOL.
this is what happens to me Me: Mum how come (Cousins name) is allowed to do it? Mum: I dont care what everyone else does but you! (Next Day) Mum: How come (Someones name) got an A but you got a B? Me: I thought you didnt care what everyone else does XD (This is just a random topic btw)
The last one my mom would say," Well you can just stay here, we're leaving bye bye." And if someone did something and I wanted to do the same, my mom would say," if he jumps off a cleft would you jump off a cleft too?" Lol
The exact same for me my mam would also say for your not the boss of me or that's a stupid rule she would say when you move out and have your own kids you can be the boss but I am the boss now
Lolololololololololololol That's exactly what my parents do!!! But the worst thing about this is I talk back to her like she'll be like "You have a BAD attitude missy! You better loose it before I come over there and knock the sh!t out of you!" and I'm like *UUUGGGHH* "MOM! I'm not doing ANYTHING wrong! I'm just sitting her in the car and you asked me a question and since I was bored I sighed and answered in a BORED VOICE!!! Gawwww!!!!!!!!" Then she says "YOU DONT GET TO SASS MEE!!! And if you groan ONE MORE TIME, your phone is MINE!" And I have to suppress the huge urge to groan I feel like I'll explode! Then when I sigh like 30 minutes later she's like "ASHLEY!!!! I told you not to groan!!! Hand your phone to me NOW!!!!" It's SOOO annoying! I can't even help the tone at times! I'm a teen its what we do! Sometimes I dont even reconize it!!!
Kind of. My mom says that dinners ready and she keeps screaming it until I tell her that I’m coming. Then I get in the room and dinners half ready and she just wants me to sit at the table and do nothing for 10 minutes.
Mom: *tells me to go do something* Me:*says I'll do it but don't* Mom:"... Don't make me call dad" Me:*begs and cries at her to not tell dad and ends up doing more than originally asked* The ultimate mom weapon is dad
When my sister and I would act-up in public, mom would turn around, lean down to eye level, give a death stare and then being talking through her teeth saying "if u don't stop right now I'm going to tear your butt up right here in front of all these people. Now quit!" Got us every time.
so did my mom! it was always eye level in public or hands on the hips towering over u at home. and u knew she was serious when she talked through her teeth.
Me:mom i dont want this *picks at salad* mom:KIDS IN AFRICA WOULD KILL FOR THAT........ Me: *quietly scrapes food in the garbage when she doesnt look* FINISHED GIMME MAH CAKE
Dad-it's my way or the highway Me- ok you can go to the highway if you want Dad- I meant you follow my rules or you get kicked out Me- I don't feel like it so naaahhhhh Dad- .....................
Kid asks mom: can you get that for me? Mom replies: Are your legs broken? Mom asks kid: can you get that for me? Kid replies: Why can't you get it? Mom replies: DON'T GIVE ME ANY BACKTALK!
Julia Girman My mom is a nurse, so she would say "In my line of work you're either in attendance or in your grave 6 feet under" And then my dad would say "I can help with the latter".
Me: "But [insert friend's name] gets to [insert fun activity]!" Mom: "If [insert friend's name] jumped off a cliff, would you do it to?" I swear, moms are the world's greatest comedians. lol
I was promptly grounded for it, but one time I had a conversation with my mom like this: Me: My friends are all going to the park, why can't I? Mom: If your friends jumped off of a bridge would you too? Me: That depends, are you standing on the bridge?
My mom says all of these and we used to do this: Mom: "Get in the car - we're leaving." Me: "I don' wanna go!" Mom: "Fine I'll just leave you here than." Mom: **Get's in car and starts it** Me: "Wait! Don't leave without me!"
My mom said a lot of these, but when I would whine about things I wanted or when I didn't get my way she just told me "The world don't revolve around you" or she sung "You Can't Always Get What You Want" lol
Minnie Lynn You can't always get what you want! No, you can't always get what you want. You can't always get what you want! But if you try sometimes, well you might just find, you get what you WANT! jk, lol
My mom never said, "Where are your manners, where you raised by wolves?" But she always says, "I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it."
-I nearly break my leg- "Take ibuprofen and put ice on it, you'll be fine." -At 7pm- "Brush your teeth, go to bed" -After I tell a really long story with details- "... What? I wasn't listening."
i fell out of a tree and brook both bones in BOTH arms in the first week of middle school and get this i lied to my parents saying i triped on sugar (my dog) and then i went to the hospital with my friend cuz she was sleeping over at my house and she told my paretns that i fell out of a tree so the moral of the story is... never trust you friend who is bad at keeping secrets- with a secret
"Nobody else can have Mashed Potatoes they're mine! All mine! All my Mashed Potatoes! Om-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!" Links hands moved faster than I have ever seen before! Lol
Me: Mom, are you cooking? I'm hungry. Mom: Well Hungry, it's nice to meet you. Me: Mom, I'm Serious. Mom: Ohhh. Hi serious, I'm Mom. Me: Are you kidding me?! Mom: No... I'm Mom.
Instead of "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it", my mom would say "As long as you are under our roof, you, young lady, are going to listen to us" or something similar...
+FeffePlays ¨ my mom would say something along the lines of "I buy your food, I pay the bills. And what, exactly do you do?" I've got a nice mom haha xD
It's funny that mums around the world all say the same thing, I'm french and we have an equivalent for all of those... except "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it..." Is it me or is that kind of brutal haha
me: breaths
mom: I'm sick and tired of your attitude young lady!
+Tiffani Scott THATS MY MOM HELLO SISTER
+Tiffani Scott My mom does that
Haha! Yes!
+TheNuttyCashew lol
thats actually my mom brother and dad
For the ant burning one I was thinking about " Well if Rhett's mom let him jump off a bridge would you jump off the bridge to?"
YES
IKR!!!!
Yeah I know
Same!!!
YES THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
My experiences normally went something like:
Mom: "Do you think I'm talking just to hear myself talk? Talk to me me when I'm talking to you!"
Me: "But I....."
Mom: "Don't you dare talk back to me!"
I also recall: "This is a FAMILY vacation, you're gonna have fun whether you like it or NOT!"
A Proc lol same here
A Proc wow
A Proc me too my mom some times says that. By the way I am nine and my profile picture is my mom just sayin
thea schreiner You really shouldn't be reading nor writing comments on RUclips at that age.
"Legos are evil" My favorite Rhett moment!
"Its cause you're always on that phone" - mom
im 12 and still dont have a phone
Me: MOM IM ON FIRE !!!
Her: Its cause you always on that phone
Me: *Bruh*
me: MOM I BROKE MY LEG FROM FALLIMG FROM A TREE
*every mom ever* : becuz youre always on that damn phone.
me: *dies from pain*
no.
This made me realize that when our generation are the parents, the common things that your parents tell you are gonna change. We relate to being on phones so we wouldn't complain about that.
0:58
"I look like a cool mom"
All the coolest moms have beards.
for the burning ant one i would have said "Do I look like Rhetts mom?"
same
Lily Z Same
Same
The score board was off the whole time...half the time it just said "title"
Noah W my OCD was going wild
Yeah I saw that haha
Sullyvan arnold if they’re clinically diagnosed it is :)
I die whenever Mom Rhett opens his mouth
Isabelle K. Same
Eliana Gonzalez how is that rude?
Lofe Mawk IKR
*she and she is a queen, i dont die. i LIVE
I live.
Child: BUT MOM I DONT WANT TO GET OUT OF THE POOL!
Mom: Get out now!
Child: NO!
Mom: fine then we're just gonna leave you here then. Bye have a nice time!!
*mom walks away*
*child runs out if the pool*
Child: NO MOMMY WAIT PLEASE!
That happened to my little bro did once it was hilarious
He did it once ***
Everyday of my life
for me it was the opposite i let her walk away while i stayed in the pool i knew she would come back for me lol
or she could say then you'll turn into a fish XD
1 - "You're so full of shit your eyes are brown."
2 - "How tall are you?" *Tell her* "I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
3 - "'Cause I said so"
4 - "You go to school to learn, not to ____" *Depending on the situation*
5 - *Me* "What's for dinner?" *Mom* "Food." *Me* "What kind of food?" *Mom* "The kind of food you eat."
To whoever left in “title” instead of typing Rhett’s score: I’m not mad. I’m disappointed.
My mom used to say that. Lol
@@gardenlover9663 Mine too! Hahahaha
I ask my mom "what's for dinner?" And she would say "food"😝😂
HeroBrinn thats what my mom says
My dad: "What do you want to eat?" Me:"FOOD! XD"
That One Weird Hufflepuff my dad did thay
That One Weird Hufflepuff exactly
My mom always says "You'll find out when I give it to you."
The ant-burning cult one had me 😂😂😭😭
Title
Travis Kraft no
?
nvm
2:38 XD
Lisa Hale wooooooooooosh
Love how Rhett's glasses are upside down
CNrandom 88 Same
CNrandom 88 lol😜😜😜
CNrandom 88 yeah
they werent lol you can see him take them ff in the end and they are on correctly lol
no wonder they looked so weird...
Mom: GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM! FAMILY IS COMING OVER!
Me: I'm sorry i didn't realize that the family gathering will be held in my room.
so true
so true
Oml thank you. I will now say dat.
this so true seriously my mum always says that and i get annoyed everytime so now i have something to say back
Haaahh....Daz_Black?
MOM: DOES MONEY GROW ON TREES?????
Kid: What is money made of?
MOM: Paper...
Kid: Where does paper come from?
MOM: ...
NICE!
Ha best way to get out of…"stuff"
Money isn't made from paper. It's usually made from a cotton-blend.
oh... fail XD
***** Cotton plants? Not trees.
Mom: go clean your room. Child: no, it's my room. Mom: but it's my house. Child: then YOU go clean it. ....... gets back handed ._.
Hecka funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐
Mom:go clean your room Me:But it is my room Mom:than if you want live in this big pile of trash but im not cleaning it (1 min after she starts cleaning it)
With me it's
Mum: Clean ur room
Me: But it tis my room
Mum: Well, I guess your the one spawning the rats in this house
Me: O_O
Mom: GO DO THE DISHES!!!
Me: but why, it's not like our family pays attention to dirty dishes
Mom: but the dishes skink up the whole house
Me: * thinking * then do the dishes yourself, *saying* fine.
Mom: GO DO THE DISHES!!!
Me: 5 minutes! I'm reading a book!
Mom: in 5 minutes they're gonna stink up the house!
Me: I don't care if the house stinks, but you do. why not u clean it up?
Mom: because it's your job!
Me: You're not the boss of me
Mom: i brought you into this world and i can bring out of it.
Me: Then do it, after that enjoy spending your life in a jail cell (that's the law in our country)
*Mom goes silent, walks away in shame*
That's how you win kids!
My mom always tells me "I brought you into this world, I can easily take you out." Hahaha
makenna gregorchuk Same! 😂😁😄
The only time I’ve ever heard that phrase was when Rhett said it in a Wheel Ending. I thought he came up with it himself.
makenna gregorchuk I’m adopted so she can’t use that on me 😂
I always replied with enjoy prison. My mom was an actual psycho though.
Same
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out"
Why does this sound like a murder threat
XXDDDDD MY mother says that and "Even though you get taller than me i can still take you" (she is really short and she could have a good wrestling motto)
That does sound like a death threat but she will never acually kill you though
Because of the I can take you out part
Yeah. Why does every mom secretly want to kill their children, but occasionally, the truth leaks out of her mouth?
Yeah my mom says that too. I agree that does sound like a murder threat lol
"Are you hurt? Are you bleeding? No? Then stop crying."
My mom says the same thing, lol
I just found an ant on my wall. I need Rhett to come over and burn it with a magnifying glass.
Haha
Lol
Lol Stanford Pines! You're awesome!!! :)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stanford, just blast the ant with your ray gun or throw the ant into the portal.
"l should of been a mom"
-Rhett
But... he didn't say that.
should've
He was right. Rhett has the southern mom act down.
At 5:04 I really thought that it was gonna be "Well I'm not Rhett's mom!"
yeah me too but they both work I guess
Alexis Smith I thought it was going to be, if someone else jumps of a bridge, would you do it too?
Me too
OMG me too
My mum never says that, BUT I THOUGHT THAT TOO!!!!
Mom- Do You Think Money Grows On Trees?
Me- What Is Money Made Out Of?
Mom- Paper
Me- Wheres Paper From?
Mom- ............
Lol. I like that one!!
I gotta try that thx
I don't think Australian money is made of paper so I can't use that one.
So with you
Hattie Berry There is no official money that's made from paper. You just made yourself look like an idiot in from of your mom.
(Me)mom what is for dinner?
(Mom)food...
(Me)what kind of food?
(Mom)food food.
oh yes, every single night!
No it's the opposite for me-
Mum: what do you want for tea?
Me: food
Mum : what type?
Me: yummy food
Me: what's for dinner?
Mom:what do you want for dinner?
Me:can I have chicken nuggets and chips?
Mom: yhea sure! 😁
Gemma Mc
Same here:
Mom: What do you want to eat?
Me: I don't care, something I eat.
Mom: Can you be more specific?
Me: Something edible, that I like to eat.
Me: Mom I can have a crush on whoever I want!!!! D,:<
Mom: YOU HAVE ONE THOUGHT ABOUT HIM AND I'LL BEAT THE LIVING $#!T OUTTA YOU!!!
On the monkey bar one my mom would just start walking away then I would cry and run after her.
EmmaLeigh Erickson me too
My mama would just tell me that she was giving up on me and leave.
Who else noticed in the top right corner at 2:40 it said 'title'
*left
me
ya
Yas
haha
Kid: Momma can I spend the night at Billy Bob Joe's house?
Mom: Ask your Dad...
Kid: Daddy can I spend the night at-
Dad: -Go ask your mom.
Kid: -_-
Same happens to me XD
Everybody loves Billy Bob Joe.
again same
So true
Then
Kid: Mom, dad said yes.
Mom:Can u go get me the cereal?
Me:Sure but where is it?
Mom:in the cabinet
Me:where in the cabinet?
Mom:Over there
Me:WHERE (starting to look angry)
Mom:ILL JUST GO GET IT MYSELF
Pinkgirl260FTW A couple hours later: 'I do everything around here and no one ever helps me out!' lol
***** IKR
I am SO like that!! ( Except for the Last 1 xD )
Pinkgirl260FTW My mom does that to me all the time. It´s so annoying because I´m an adult now, and when I don't find the thing she asked me for, she sighs loudly and gets up like saying "you can't do anything right". And the dialogue is like:
Mom: Why can´t you find it? It´s right there!
Me: No, it´s NOT.
Mom: It IS. Come on, It´s a big jar.
Me: I already looked and there isn´t any jar in there.
(*Mom sighs, gets up, starts looking and takes out what she wanted.*)
Mom: Look, it´s right here.
Me: But that's not even a jar, it's a bottle, and it's not big.
Mom: Whatever. It was right here.
I love you, mom, it doesn´t matter you can´t read in english. LOL.
Same
Gotta love momma Rhett :D
MLMKay Sure h
Brian Griffin yep
when Link said "but Rhett's mom lets him burn ants with a magnifine glass" I thought the answer was going to be "well I'm not Rhett's mother."
Same
+Amber Kitten me 2
ME 2!!!!!
yea
this is what happens to me
Me: Mum how come (Cousins name) is allowed to do it?
Mum: I dont care what everyone else does but you!
(Next Day)
Mum: How come (Someones name) got an A but you got a B?
Me: I thought you didnt care what everyone else does XD
(This is just a random topic btw)
The last one my mom would say," Well you can just stay here, we're leaving bye bye." And if someone did something and I wanted to do the same, my mom would say," if he jumps off a cleft would you jump off a cleft too?" Lol
Cleft?
Okay
true story xD my mom would say the exact same things
Meh Mom 2 :)
The exact same for me my mam would also say for your not the boss of me or that's a stupid rule she would say when you move out and have your own kids you can be the boss but I am the boss now
Me: _inhale_
Mum: *YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR DAMN ATTITUDE*
Lolololololololololololol That's exactly what my parents do!!! But the worst thing about this is I talk back to her like she'll be like "You have a BAD attitude missy! You better loose it before I come over there and knock the sh!t out of you!" and I'm like *UUUGGGHH* "MOM! I'm not doing ANYTHING wrong! I'm just sitting her in the car and you asked me a question and since I was bored I sighed and answered in a BORED VOICE!!! Gawwww!!!!!!!!"
Then she says "YOU DONT GET TO SASS MEE!!! And if you groan ONE MORE TIME, your phone is MINE!"
And I have to suppress the huge urge to groan I feel like I'll explode! Then when I sigh like 30 minutes later she's like "ASHLEY!!!! I told you not to groan!!! Hand your phone to me NOW!!!!"
It's SOOO annoying! I can't even help the tone at times! I'm a teen its what we do! Sometimes I dont even reconize it!!!
Ashley Breakey tldr
When I read your comment, I almost died.
Yea.... I do that a lot for no reason. Hey atleast I'll be good at essays when I need to. I will next year.
me too lololololol
My mom always says " Dinner's ready!" Then when I go downstairs she wants me to help. Does this happen to anyone else?
Katins Everdeen YASSSSSSS
yes but she isnt even close
Yes all the time
Yep.. ☹
Kind of. My mom says that dinners ready and she keeps screaming it until I tell her that I’m coming. Then I get in the room and dinners half ready and she just wants me to sit at the table and do nothing for 10 minutes.
Rhett looks like velma from scooby doo! ;D
😂😂😂 I see it
No.
+Sandra Nishay Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahah
No he doesn't.
no, that's Link
Mom: *tells me to go do something*
Me:*says I'll do it but don't*
Mom:"... Don't make me call dad"
Me:*begs and cries at her to not tell dad and ends up doing more than originally asked*
The ultimate mom weapon is dad
Levi Ackerman SAME!
My dad was really laid back and literally said go play your computer instead of yelling at me...
Oh yes so true but it really all depends on who they are more obedient to
Levi Ackerman the ultimate weapon is the belt
It's the other way around for me....
My dads ultimate weapon is my mom
When my sister and I would act-up in public, mom would turn around, lean down to eye level, give a death stare and then being talking through her teeth saying "if u don't stop right now I'm going to tear your butt up right here in front of all these people. Now quit!" Got us every time.
so did my mom! it was always eye level in public or hands on the hips towering over u at home. and u knew she was serious when she talked through her teeth.
That's something that only moms can say.
My mom says "I'm going to tear your butt up in front of God and everybody"
I relate to Tiny Link. I love potatoes. Potatoes are delicious.
yikes
YOU'LL BATHE YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN TEARS
Crybaby video explained
omg you love melanie martinez too!?
Heyy_Im_Megg lol
im_meggo from what??
Me:mom i dont want this *picks at salad*
mom:KIDS IN AFRICA WOULD KILL FOR THAT........
Me: *quietly scrapes food in the garbage when she doesnt look* FINISHED GIMME MAH CAKE
Your right
Yep
Joejay Docherty You're*
Fat bastard
Chuck Norris its a joke, im not fat.
at 2:38 it says "title" in the left corner, oops
At 5:52 it says 2.5 when it's 3.5
title at: 3:51 too.
Yup
thank you captain obvious
I think he meant that in the morning people have HUGE brain farts
if i was part of the mythical crew id be that one person that keeps laughing 10 minutes after everyone stopped
Mom: "Just pause the game!"
Me: "Mom, you cant pause an online game.."
My mom says that to me everyday and I say fine come in here and u pause it for me!
lel, i just go afk
SO TRUE!!!
True like gta 5
HeLLFiR3 yah this one is familiar xD
My mom always says: "My roof, my rules." And I'm always like, we live in a condo, this is not your roof.......
+Blitz Berry HAHA
Dad-it's my way or the highway
Me- ok you can go to the highway if you want
Dad- I meant you follow my rules or you get kicked out
Me- I don't feel like it so naaahhhhh
Dad- .....................
I'm all like "You did not build this roof."
+Blitz Berry wowie zowie XD
+Blitz Berry omg pusheen
Mom: Because I said so
Kid: Great one mom, you should be a lawyer
Lol
Rhett: where you raised on a submarine? Me: yes! Yes I was! "in the tow where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea...."
And he told us of his life, in a land of submarines.
kid:Mom, can I climb that tree?
mom: ok but if you fall out and break your leg don't come running to me.
Kid: if I break my leg I can't run
it is late and i am trying so hardnot yo laugh
Lol
You forgot Kid: "But jimmy told me to do it!" Mom: "If jimmy told you to jump of a cliff, would you do it!"
+The Wayward Wobbuffet. That was beautiful, thank you for inspiring me to jump off cliffs after my best friend.
Only teachers say that from where I come from
Same from Portugal xD
+Yasmin Seah Where do you come from?
+Ana Carolina M. Póvoa im from portugal too!! do u speak it?
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME"!
Mam: I made you. I can destroy you.
+LpsTaken SAME!!! My mom says that
My mom always says "I'll think about it"
yes my mom says that
My mom says "we'll see." XD
Me and my sisters knew if we got a "i'll think about it" then it was going to be a yes coz if it was no we would be told straight up NO lol
And then, when I was younger, she let me.
My mom says that all the time!
I looked away for a few minutes and when I looked back Link was cryng and Rhett was in a wig...
Kid asks mom: can you get that for me?
Mom replies: Are your legs broken?
Mom asks kid: can you get that for me?
Kid replies: Why can't you get it?
Mom replies: DON'T GIVE ME ANY BACKTALK!
child: I'm hungryyyyy
dad: hi hungry, I'm dad
Yessss that is true
Me: "I'm hungry"
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Hungry"
Me: "No dad, I'm serious!"
Dad: "Oh I'm sorry, hello Serious!"
Lol!! Yes I get that one all the time!
Ruin Dingerz
that's just horrible my dad never dos this to me
haha but in our dialect we say " I have hungry " ( litteral translation )
Mom: Ask your father
Dad: Ask your mother
Mom: How is he Doc?
Doc: I'm sorry, he is dead!
Mom: I don't care! He is still going to school!
That's in england (mom would just be council)
LOL at least my mom doesn't say that .-.
Julia Girman My mom is a nurse, so she would say "In my line of work you're either in attendance or in your grave 6 feet under"
And then my dad would say
"I can help with the latter".
Basically my life!!
My mom says this a lot haha "If you are gonna act like that you might as well just move in with your dad"
Twinsies XD
+Tyra Lucy my brother needs to see this comment, he actually was forced to move in with my dad for bad behavior.
Me: "But [insert friend's name] gets to [insert fun activity]!"
Mom: "If [insert friend's name] jumped off a cliff, would you do it to?"
I swear, moms are the world's greatest comedians. lol
No. They're not.
I was promptly grounded for it, but one time I had a conversation with my mom like this:
Me: My friends are all going to the park, why can't I?
Mom: If your friends jumped off of a bridge would you too?
Me: That depends, are you standing on the bridge?
I say that to do my sister,I used to
My teacher used to say that to us when we did something someone else told us to do
My mom says all of these and we used to do this: Mom: "Get in the car - we're leaving." Me: "I don' wanna go!" Mom: "Fine I'll just leave you here than." Mom: **Get's in car and starts it** Me: "Wait! Don't leave without me!"
WithoutATrace same here. Except I didn’t come and they had to come get me.
My mom said a lot of these, but when I would whine about things I wanted or when I didn't get my way she just told me "The world don't revolve around you" or she sung "You Can't Always Get What You Want" lol
my mum says both of those
Minnie Lynn You can't always get what you want! No, you can't always get what you want. You can't always get what you want! But if you try sometimes, well you might just find, you get what you WANT! jk, lol
lol All the time
My mum just says " You're adopted". What a kidder, haha...right?
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Magnus Nord ................................................................................................
TheLuckyGam3r Plot Twist : You ARE Adopted.
iTiffaneh ___ If they told me how is it a plot twist?
my sister says that to me then i slap her
My mom never said, "Where are your manners, where you raised by wolves?" But she always says, "I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it."
She got that from Bill Cosby, no? Lol
me: "can we go do *insert activity here*"/"can i have *insert item here*"
Mom: WE'LL SEE!!!!
we'll see = no every time
Mom:Can you pause the game?
Me:IT ONLINE!!!!!
-I nearly break my leg-
"Take ibuprofen and put ice on it, you'll be fine."
-At 7pm-
"Brush your teeth, go to bed"
-After I tell a really long story with details-
"... What? I wasn't listening."
So true!
I once fell off my bike it really hurt my knee, and it left a big scar and my mom didn't notice until AFTER I told her.
i fell out of a tree and brook both bones in BOTH arms in the first week of middle school and get this i lied to my parents saying i triped on sugar (my dog) and then i went to the hospital with my friend cuz she was sleeping over at my house and she told my paretns that i fell out of a tree so the moral of the story is... never trust you friend who is bad at keeping secrets- with a secret
The last one happens to me EVERY TIME! She doesn't pay attention at all and I have to even shout at her "MOM!" to get her attention xD
Toby Schoenmakers sorry, I didn't mean to say scar. I told my mom after a few minutes, I wanted to see if she would notice.
me:mom can i get taco bell
mom:do you have taco bell money
lol idk
when i dont eat at least two plates of food she thinks i dont like it
Mc Donald's will accept monopoly money.................
icy blue AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! :00000000
Any argument my mom and I get into, especially if it's about my little brother, she always pulls the "Excuse me, who's the parent here?" card.
*Also with the door thing, Dad's say something along the lines of heating or air conditioning the neighborhood haha*
Laykan Thee Alien exactly what I was thinking!
Kid: "Mom, can I have a BB gun?"
Mom: "You'll shoot your eye out!"
Lol
Classic
Christmas Story!😂
My mom says for the first one "God gave you legs, use em'."
Me:hey mom i broke my arm at school…
Mom: That happened because of your Videogames!
Soooo True. EVERYTHING IS POINTED TO VIDIO GAMES!
+NUKESFORD4YZ Me: Mom I broke my arm!
Mom: You're still going to school tomorrow.
yup...
"Pause that game"
"I can't it's multiplayer!"
"Do you think I was born yesterday?!"
You forgot "If [blank] told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it!?"
Someone forgot to change the score from "title" in post.
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Oh wow hi Micah!
hey! glad to know you're a mythical beast.
if I say "Mom/Dad, I'm hungry!!!" both my MOm and my Dad will say "nice to meet you, Hungry!"
Mary C Yeah, just a goofy parent thing.
haha!
My mom also did the Same thing
MrTheDJSlime Haha, yeah! just something almost all parents do I guess!
***** Haha
Rhett was right my mom said if you don't stop eating that food you will become it. 🍪🍪
Mine too.
"Nobody else can have Mashed Potatoes they're mine! All mine! All my Mashed Potatoes! Om-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!" Links hands moved faster than I have ever seen before! Lol
when i ask something...
mom: go ask dad.
dad: idk, go ask mom.
EXACTLY
+Frank Sturre Wow.
Ikr
same
So true
Mom: "Are you born in a barn?!"
Me: "No, in the hospital. The doors open and close automatically there."
This editor definitely had a deadline and forgot to do the points 😂 Talk about 5 min editing. Love you guys
Mom: Go ask your father.
Dad: Go ask your mother.
Ikr
Me: Mom, are you cooking? I'm hungry.
Mom: Well Hungry, it's nice to meet you.
Me: Mom, I'm Serious.
Mom: Ohhh. Hi serious, I'm Mom.
Me: Are you kidding me?!
Mom: No... I'm Mom.
Or the ever classic. Act your age, not your shoe size. I'm 20, I still get that one from time to time...
***** i get that one but my shoe size is a larger number than my age :)
***** yep that happens a lot for me
Me: Want some help?
Mom: No I got it
*2 hours later*
Mom: I SWEAR NO ONE ASKS TO HELP ME!!!!!
Omg same!!!!!!!!!!!
Basic logic from moms
Camdyn R HAhA! SAME
up same her XD mom these daysss
I agree
haha this is soooo funny! Rhett as a mom just makes me die of laughter! this is so accurate
Bob: Mommy, can I tell you something?
Mom: Sure, honey!
Bob: Well... I-
Mom: Be quiet a moment, I'm busy.
Bob: -_-
Same
me too
16 years later:
Bob: I'm gay
Mom:How long have you known?
Bob: Since I was little
Mom: Well why didn't you tell me earlier?
Bob: -_-
"I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm Mom."
Sounds more like a dad joke.
Perfect
That is more like a dad joke xD
"hey mom can i get that, i really want it"
"well sweaty if you want it that means you don't need it so...NO!"
My dad never said anything like that to me it was always my mom lol
"I'm hungry!"
"Hi hungry, I'm Friday. Come over Saturday, and we'll make a Sunday."
...no joke. Every time.
Danimals90 my dad says hi hungry im david
My dad will be like, 'Hi hungry, nice to meet you. I'm dad.'
Danimals90 I have never heard that one its funny
Same. 😂
KijiRyu OMFG HE SAYS THE SAME THING! Either that or do you live in Turkey/Hungary
"While your under my roof,your under my rules!"
3:29 Lol am I the only one who saw that EPIC hair flip XD
Orinthia Pinnock omg no
Lol
Lol so true
''Twas of great epic ness
lol
Mom:my roof my rules
Me: well then I'll go outside
Mom: still my house
Me:no
Mom: yes.
And this go's on and on
+Sara Radclife "I'll go on the street, that's the governments."
my mom said "no or ill slap you" when i l go out
Same
Just go to your neighbor's house😂😂 jk I wouldn't do that
+Sara Radclife outside is your mom's house?
Instead of "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it", my mom would say "As long as you are under our roof, you, young lady, are going to listen to us" or something similar...
Elise Neil Hahaha, best suggestion ever XD
+FeffePlays ¨ my mom would say something along the lines of "I buy your food, I pay the bills. And what, exactly do you do?" I've got a nice mom haha xD
+FeffePlays ¨ my mom also says that...
Holli Day xD
Mine says both 😂😂
That hat tho I want it 😂😂😂😂😂
Me: *is silent*
Mom: I DONT APRECIATE YOUR ATTITUDE
Lol
Lol. "They can make men pregnant"
"I don't want to meet THEY"
Princejammer62 XD
Caitlyn Rossno
I play aj to!
So do i
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Kid: Mom, can I have a quarter?
Mom: Ask your Father...
I thought that Link was gonna say at the end "The correct answer is; If you don't get down here right now, we're never coming back."
me: Mom! i hurt me knee!
Mom: So what do u want me to do about it?
Sarah Tarquin is it weird that my parents say that too and we hve the same name? XD
Same
My mom used to do that but then I just started saying This
M: what do u want me to do?
Me: go buy cake.
Mom: stfu.
My mom does that all the time
Ciara Devin
Me:
Mom can I have this 50$ t-shirt from Justice it's super cute!
Mom:
Do you wanna pay for it?
Me:
No.
It's funny that mums around the world all say the same thing, I'm french and we have an equivalent for all of those... except "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it..." Is it me or is that kind of brutal haha
Yeah, we have that too, I'm getting kind of suspicious of all these moms...
***** OR IS IT???
Actually, every black mom I've ever known says that ALL the time haha
Lucile i have heard this lol
Lucile i am at 4.39 it tink the questonm is well if rhett jump of a cliff would you jump of a cliff and i promise i did not cheat
"I don't wanna meet "they"!" Link