Do Japanese People Actually Like Foreign Men?
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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11:10 真空掃除機
@@frankxie7846 すごいな真空
日本語上手すぎで日本人かと思った
You jinxed yourself xD
It helps a lot to speak another language, good enough (just in case the guy asking, understands it). You say you´re spanish, italian, or german and you don´t speak english. Problem solved. Works everytime.
this man is so good at japanese he should come to english to teach japan
I had a headache reading that.
bleszinski
i had to double check to make sure I don't have a stroke
if you remove the second "to" it almost makes sense
Did i have a stroke?
I love how the way he talks to Mrs. Japan is exactly the kind of dialogue he was trying to avoid with the 親父s.
I thought that would be the punchline as a self-criticism and Emiko turns him down with the same lame strategy.
quite the observant one
The voice of the heart waits for no disturbances of the wa
*Miss* Japan. She's available!
This is easily one of my new favorite videos. I’ve never seen someone describe such a simple thing as “their day” with both the elegance of Japanese and the beauty of American poetry. This story was so vivid I was able to picture the whole thing, absolutely incredible.
電車が眠そうな高校生を吐き出す。と、
横綱を押し出したの表現がすごい好きwwwww日本の外国人さんたちを見る日本人の目つき本当やばいwwwごめんね🙏
Whoa I just noticed your hair grows throughout the video 😳
Dogen your storytelling abilities are amazing.
It will become my goal to speak Japanese at this level. I may be in my 50s by then but dear god I’m gonna work at it.
How this video doesn’t have a million views is beyond me. Great work as always Dōgen!
Dude, you're amazing man. I thought there was no way I'd be watching more than 2 mins but ended up watching the whole thing and wishing for more. Great job. Superb content. And even better delivery. Subed! Can't wait for more! 😄
I watched anoyher video where you said you would never va but honest to god your acting and pantomime skills are amazing! Please persue those projects if they make you happy, because this was fun to watch 🤣💕
I love the storytelling style. Vivid, but not florid.
Lol another great story. Though if you drank I'd say take some of those uncle's up on their offer. It's actually a lot of fun and they normally treat. Just make sure you drink a lot of water before hand...
I just realized, thanks to anime, that this whole time I've been watching Rakugo.
I guess that asking to trade seats is a lot harder than one thinks...
These stories are like watching Saiki but without the psychic powers
I better make my friend Jokke watch this :)
0:40 spitting facts
This is like masterpiece level work. In a fair world, this would be your most viewed video. It's so good. I know this probably took way more work than most other videos and that the stats and feedback won't reflect that, but honestly, I really really loved this.
^ It's like starting a book that you don't think you'll truly be into. But 7 minutes in, I kinda just succumbed to the story. And that's coming from someone who hates sitting down to read/watch tv or movies
yep, caught up with this just now and can say it really feels like a book, the japanese way, of course. This video definitely deserves more recognition
I clicked on this thinking it was a 2 minute short. After a few minutes I wished it would go on for another 2 hours
I want a feature length movie but it's just Dogen doing this kind of storytelling.
Ditto.
same
Just add a few ambiance sounds although they aren't necessarily as shown in this video and we're good to go
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a salaryman
"God laughs and hits the reset button" I lost it there XD
This was nothing short of magnificent. I don't know how difficult it was to record and edit but I was entranced for the full duration and really hope for more of these!
I love the part where, in a split second, he's projecting this complex backstory on someone as he's boarding the plane... and then "Have a good flight."
incredibly relatable tbh. Who doesn't meet them and immediately think of a backstory for them and how they will live their next 20 years, only to forget a few minutes later and not pay any attention to it?
Actually reminds me of the movie Amélie.
"...aaaaand that's how I met your m..."
Guess we'll get yet another season then!
I hoped that was what it was when they started hitting it off haha
How I Met Your Middle-Aged Man
And that, kids, is how I learned from a RUclipsr that I shouldn't teach English in Japan
The real moral of the story
Pray that the person sitting next to you isn't learning English
@@TaylorTheJapanaholic Hhmm, I think it's not an issue to talk with a Japanese person who is learning English. At least, we will be able to still practice our English skills if it's not our native language. :)
@@TaylorTheJapanaholic Everyone is learning English there, especially some who actually don't :D
The Japanaholic Channel
You can pretend to be French.
@@coconutpineapple2489 My tactic: 「ごめんなさい、英語を話しません。はい。オランダ人です。」
I once had an approximately 5,000-year-old man chat me up on a bus by saying that since I was white I must really want to discuss the works of Hemingway with him. Kind of a surreal bus ride.
You should have brought up Hemingway's cross dressing escapades
Well did you 😳
Poor uncle magnet he could've ended up in a relationship if there weren't so many shiny head balding salary men trying to learn English. But now I'm beginning to realize that maybe that emiko is in a similar position to mr uncle magnet but instead she gets foreigners lol.
I think that was the intended irony lol
From episode 1 to 6 Uncle tells me his whole life story...and I liked it. While repeating some bits cause he's...you know old.
"... and that's why officer, I beat him with my food tray"
Some people seem to be misunderstanding that the title "Uncle Magnet" means that Dogen is an uncle magnet (he only attracts uncles to talk to him). This end makes that even more obvious since he finally can talk to a girl but then gets Sapporo belly for eleven hours instead.
If this journey really did happen to you I'm very sorry Dogen.
i appreciate this comment, because for the longest time i believed that Dogen was telling the story of someone's uncle whose name happened to be Magnet. *deeply sighs* English is my first language. Spanish, close second. i tutor children in both those languages. *patiently waits for someone to get concerned about zir students.*
Your "old man" Japanese is so on point it's scary. I can tell who you've been afflicted by the most 😂😂😂
すごく本読むの好きなんだなーって思わせる言葉の使い方と、聞いてて飽きない重低音な声がとても良かったです。多分この文章は日本人でも作れない。。。
作るの大変だと思いますがもっとこういうの見たいです！
Your story-telling is so good! I really enjoy it. Thanks for the entertainment. And I feel you on being an uncle magnet.
どれだけ勉強したらこんなに日本語上手くなるのか…
あ、偶然なんですが僕も英語を勉強してるんですよ。今度スターバックスでも行きません？
dogen says ‘Indian’
Me: * crying in Bangladesh *
Me just laughing and reminiscing my uncle experiences in Japan, when suddenly Jokke from Finland appears in to the story. Me "surprised pikachu face".
I'm lost at the joke, would you please explain... Thanks.
@@twopercentflat4766 I don't know either if there is anything more into it. Just found it funny.
I enjoyed every second.
The way you changed your intonation your pace in talking to potray each character. The subtle and unexpected comedic jabs.
But what really got me was the ticket girl story of not being able to see Alcatraz, was told so brilliantly that it got me interested in the continuation of her story.
Really lovely story telling
Please do more
God I love this channel so much. I've even shown my Japanese friends and coworkers. This might be me today, since my year abroad is over and I'm flying back to London tonight. However it's pandemic o' clock so there shouldn't be many おっさん flying around.
Thank you for the amazing content and keep it up
I love this so much. I was trying to figure out how to describe this to a friend, but really this is just a really well done modern take on 落語 isn't it? Honestly, I wish there were more people doing this kind of stuff, it's fantastic!
b-but... i shipped えみこちゃん and mr. 安堵龍 :(
安堵龍 Andrew omg aahshjsjskdjs 😂😂😂
Rafi I watch your videos
@@lotusosu388 cool
聴いているだけで情景が思い浮かんでいく…😌
完全に新作落語の名作だけど、惜しむらくはこれを受け入れる土壌が恐らく極小という悲劇
Wow this was wild from the start till the end, especially the last plane scene.
I am still in awe of your, what I'd call, "perfect Japanese" because it's so good and your stories are entertaining.
Oh how I wish I could just shut up, sit down and study the language properly and for a very long time, but excuses and work make it difficult.
Thank you for making this video, it was very entertaining and I look forward to more of your great works.
I know you wrote this 2 years ago.. but the "excuses and work" bit hit me a little to hard. lol I too have excuses and work getting in the way of studying. :'D
すげえ面白かった！ミス日本が現れたときはやっと報われたんだと僕も思わず共感しました
落ちも最高に面白かったしこれもう落語ですよ...ものすごい日本語の表現力をもって外国人あるあるを言うってすごい新鮮だし
僕はまぁまぁ都会に住んでいるのでこんなことが起こりうるなんて想像もできなくて終始「嘘だろ...?」って感じでした
この面白さは多分、日本でも大衆向けに伝わる感じのお笑いだと思いますｗ
しかもすごい新しいジャンル「Dogen落語」としてね
私は落語が好きで新作落語もよく観るのですが、この動画は本当に完成度の高い新作落語ですね！面白い落語家さんの落語は内容を知ったあとでも何度でも繰り返し聴きたくなりますが、この方のこの動画もまたすぐ観たくなりそうです。
@@kitty-lv9jx 分かります！
私も既に何度か繰り返し見てますが、やはり何度聞いても引き込まれる面白さがありますね〜
日本語お上手ですね。
何年目になるんですか？
ところでスターバックスは好きですか？
私も好きなんです。
今度一緒にほうじ茶ラテでも飲みましょう。
実は私も英語を勉強していまして、もしよろしければ私の英語の勉強手伝ってください。
ところで日本に来て何年目になるんですか？
😂😂😂
日本語お上手😂
あなたも日本語上手ですね
ようつべのコメ欄に出会いを求めるの初めて見た
スタバ = パーフェクトイングリッシュチャンスだ
日本語お上手。。。
*triggered*
文章力がもう日本人の平均をはるかに超えてるんよ…
20:22 英語上手ですね
Of course.
当然ですよ(笑)
Quarter-Pounder? How do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Japan?
Is it Royale with cheese?
No, it's クォーターパウンダー, although ロワイアル would've been easier.
113.3g with cheese. =P
Pulp fiction?
For this is the last one I will watch it whole again
Some of your subtitles are interesting 🤔 compared to the Japanese. Artistic license indeed. I’ll need to listen a few more times, but this is beautiful. Thank you!
Right! Such interesting word choices! I was definitely rewinding every time I noticed his English subtitles didn't match the Japanese he was speaking. I got to study some new phrases and it just meant I got to laugh twice!
@@kiaranycjp how was it different
Yes, the differences between the Japanese and English subtitles made it a lot funnier.
おっさんに囲まれている外人の僕に「あなたは一人じゃない！」とのメッセージを届けてくれてありがとう！
Andrew I thought your name was Dogen
his name is kevin ☻
@@jordynn9266 Legit?
SoloMon yeah I saw an interview he did with someone and I think it went something like
“I find it weird your name is Dogen, that’s not a common name for a foreigner is it?”
“that’s because my name is Kevin lol”
sure enough his name is kevin o’donnel
what a masterpiece. I lliterally laughed out loud several times hahaha
I ugly laughed several times. You know the laugh I'm talkin' about.
とってもおもしろかった、この動画を文字に起こしてそのまま本になってもおかしくないくらいに素敵だった
There should be an anime about old man hitting on foreigners and trying to practice their English on them just to warn potential foreign Otakus about blindly moving to Japan, just to put their expectations in a more realistic light, lol.
One time back in the 2000s when I was on a stroll through Tokyo I met an older gentleman who wanted to practice English with me. Too polite to say no I said of course and he sat down next to me. His first sentence was "My name is Tanaka and I am four scores and eight years old...". Good pronunciation but the way he spoke sounded very old fashioned. We kept talking for a while and he seemed like a really nice person, but the words he used were archaic and it was quite difficult to understand what he meant sometimes.
Suddenly the reason came up. He had never taken any English classes as he had no time from his job selling lottery tickets in a nearby booth, so what he had done was for the last fifteen years was reading an English bible that he received from some missionaries when he was a kid, over and over again. His daughter had helped him from time to time but she eventually moved to Australia or the US (I don't remember which), so he hoped to be table to talk to her when she would come back.
I was really impressed, but why he didn't get some English textbooks, consumed English movies or music instead, I have no idea.
That is amazing. I would love to have a conversation like that.
He's a genius that was never given the opportunity to blossom
Holy crap is this dogen, titanium ankles dogen? This is so wild to get recommended
what's titanium ankles dogen? I found a tricking tutorial - is there a legit connection with this dogen?
never mind, I found the connections on various pages. really cool, thanks for commenting this lol
never made the connection!
@@kaiserfeint ???????
Tom from Juji and Tom? This is an unexpected but welcomed crossover.
This series has been a really good laugh throughout the weeks. Thank you, Dogen sensei!!
11 hours of…pain
ついつい、最後まで観てしまいました！
The comedic timing at 08:55 along with the sudden cut will never stop making me spit out a stage two saliva typhoon laughing. Keep up the *上手* work.
People: "As a foreigner, no one sits next to me on the train."
Me : ?
There needs to be an Uncle Magnet anime now. Someone pitch this to Kyoto Animation, please!
I can see his face drawn like in GTO when Onizuka is upset :D
You're a really talented creative writer. I really enjoyed this
日本語ペラペラな外国の人に起こる局地災害、失礼な日本人のあるある話ですね。10箇所くらい声出して笑ってしまった😂
"100 impromptu mini-dates with middle aged old mans" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I revisit this video every so often, there's so many jokes laced in both the Japanese audio and the English subtitles that you can only get when you understand both. Thank you for giving that something extra to us Japanese/English learners
"I follow an NPC's directions" Ah yes
lol I like how the simplest lie is just : I was on a trip in Japan, I'm just a tourist
and instead comes up with the worst lie haha
Finally, the story of how a man can become an uncle magnet !!! Sugoi desune~
yeah honestly dogen I can't say anything other than you're an absolute artist. This was the best thing I've ever watched 0:00 to 23:09 was just an absolute pleasure. I speak as someone who's not the courage to produce or author videos with my own face, let alone my own name. This is what people who create content should strive to achieve, in my humble opinion. This is a beautiful work you've created. Just a joy to take in. Hilarious. I've been subbed for some time but I marvel at you succeeding with a platform that is probably just a delusion of grandeur for most. 100/10. You made my day. Thanks.
There is an ojisan in all of us
i applaud you for your dedication to kyari pamyu pamyu good sir
いつまでも聞いていられるほど面白かった
禿頭(いわゆるハゲのこと)や肥満(いわゆるデブのこと)の男性が、多々登場し、まとわりついて来て、
彼の旅情に水を差すところからして、彼自身が, magnet って話かな？
Uncle を引き寄せる magnet. どうだろう?
女性の仕草(「少しだけ」)について、「空気を摘まむ」という表現があったと思う。
愛らしい女性の姿が、目の前に浮んだ。
To be fair. I do some of these things to Japanese people ^_^ Haha.
But I don't continue to talk if it seems to be a bother.
I love this! This could have been like the Trains episode (Tokyo vs Inaka) with a few other key sound effects, like the stories that are told over the school announcement system during lunch.
Your an introvert aren’t you? It’s the way you talk about people’s words and behavior with “launches his second offensive” I know you use a lot of descriptive language, but the idea of it being an attack on ones person along with an inner monologue makes it sounds very much like an introverted character is telling the story.
In my experience, that's not really limited to Japan. Used to be an uncle magnet myself, until I stopped wishing for a pretty girl to sit down beside me all the time 😂
道元さんが日本4年目(1年前)なのということはわかりました😂日本ってこんな感じなんだなー
"はやくミムラを返せ"
Dead 🤣
Jokke mainittu.
あぁぁ…。
私もあんまり話しかけないように気をつけます。
This whole vid felt like a vocal indie short film
Living in Yame, rural Fukuoka Prefecture, in 1999, I recall sitting on a bus and having this same experience. When I refused to respond at all, we sat in awkward silence until the oyaji, without explanation, pulled a torso-length, unwrapped fish from inside his jacket (seemingly from his armpit) presented it to me wordlessly and left. To this day, I wonder how he explained this to his hungry wife.
ハハハ羽のついたライム LOL 素晴らしい表現力。聞き入りました。感動しました。
had to stop the video to listen to ponpon :D
おもろw
Clicked randomly on this video. Best 23 minutes ever spent.
i can't believe this is free. i laughed so hard at this
日本人の自分より日本語が上手いとはどういう事ですか（笑
Dogen-san, finally and sorry that are an uncle magnet. I am a walking culinary expertise magnet. I rarely go into a food tore and not have someone ask me about how to use an item even when uniformed employees are near me.
You don't have enough subscribers. Underrated channel and content.
I found you by some fluke and found your voice extremely calming and comforting but I have no experience with Japanese, not really even with Japanese media like anime. You are able to make those who are out of the loop laugh and continue to feel like they are participating in the story, and that is really a testament to your skills as a writer and a comedian. I’ve found a new favorite channel!
You'd make a great voice actor for anime. You wouldn't mispronounce the English words either.
I think Dogen just made Rakugo even more contemporary
Dogen should do Rakugo
Oh, wow, this is totally my life. I have lived in Tokyo for decades. Although my immediate neighbors know me and just discuss the weather in a normal fashion, anywhere else I go I have the exact same conversation multiple times a day. Wow, your Japanese is so good. I want to speak English better. Do you have any advice? And on and on. My husband was being wheeled down a hospital hallway on his way to a tricky surgery. We were saying our final words to each other before being separated and... (bouncy, friendly nurse who is pushing the gurney) ... you both speak Japanese so well. How long have you lived here? Any tips on how I could speak English better? Agh!! Another time I had gone out to coffee with a friend whose husband was leaving her. She was talking to me in low tones about the situation and was crying. Enter cheerful waiter to refill our waters. Oh, you speak Japanese so well. Being bilingual has been my lifelong dream. Any advise? Agh!
Every man woman and child in certain countries is bilingual, even the dropouts. 😹
Dont believe me? Cant help it, the country’s name os
Names are malaysia and singapore
I love these narrative videos, they're the best thing about the channel. The strange thing that I appreciate the most in them is the fact that the subtitle translations aren't literal, in fact if you understand both the original narration and the subtitles they kind of tell the same story in different ways, at the same time, which kind of blows my mind.
Hey Dogen, I'm a native speaker of Japanese. I really think your contents are funny and you're making an assiduous effort. Your skills are impressive but still have room for improvement. So I'll point out some words that you can pronounce better.
８割"のうち"の75%
乃木坂46(のぎざかfortysix) (recent popular idol group)
街で"見かけた"ことすらない
"これから"の長旅に
30人"程"のモーニング
囲まれたこの小さな"駅"は
リュック"を"おろして
大分←→大分駅(different kinds of pronunciation )
all of those words are in the beginning(~5:00)
Keep it up!