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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2021
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  • @RickToonsAnim
    @RickToonsAnim  2 года назад +2878

    I MADE THE FULL VERSION ruclips.net/video/ecSdFN41cxI/видео.html

  • @unfunny1504
    @unfunny1504 3 года назад +5343

    he doesn’t steal your girlfriend, he simply colonizes it politely

  • @MikoYae
    @MikoYae 3 года назад +2375

    He doesn't kill people
    He mildly reduces their lifespan to his liking

    • @Massck
      @Massck 3 года назад +29

      So basically a late abortion

    • @Adan6XI
      @Adan6XI 3 года назад +28

      No he just disables the brain activity as he starts engaging in illegal acts to harm your body into a state where you no longer have the blood to live

    • @Dave36597
      @Dave36597 3 года назад +2

      cos he dont bust guns cos he got trust funds

    • @goebor2422
      @goebor2422 3 года назад +4

      thats pretty bad ass ngl

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 3 года назад +8

      he steals their life force and gives it to the queen

  • @Problematist
    @Problematist 2 года назад +4148

    He doesn't end your career, he carefully disassembles your portfolio.

    • @_ahmed2.0
      @_ahmed2.0 2 года назад +28

      💀

    • @bloxondel4073
      @bloxondel4073 2 года назад +1

      m.ruclips.net/video/Dbkz2hoqmzo/видео.html

    • @_ahmed2.0
      @_ahmed2.0 2 года назад +4

      @@bloxondel4073 no

    • @PcXp09
      @PcXp09 2 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @quandavious6156
      @quandavious6156 2 года назад +30

      He very appropriately and affectionately entirely scraps your workplace doctorate

  • @footballx2325
    @footballx2325 2 года назад +601

    0% bad lyrics
    0% no swear words
    0% expensive cars
    100% facts

  • @pixelneeryt
    @pixelneeryt 3 года назад +4183

    He isn't insulting you, he's just elegantly informing you of your shortcomings

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 года назад +67

      he's just giving you some criticism

    • @beanibones
      @beanibones 3 года назад +12

      The accent was accurate, the voice mainly based around Londoners tho

    • @zac.boi.3740
      @zac.boi.3740 3 года назад +7

      @@beanibones it's actually a British that sing this

    • @beanibones
      @beanibones 3 года назад

      @@zac.boi.3740 Really? The pinned comment said that they were Australian.

    • @acrom_sys
      @acrom_sys 3 года назад +5

      @@beanibones that's the animator saying that he (the animator) is aussie

  • @theburgernoder2441
    @theburgernoder2441 3 года назад +2165

    He doesn’t pack, he simply conceal carries a firearm in his person.

  • @mr.sandcat8025
    @mr.sandcat8025 2 года назад +100

    He doesn't roast you, he carefully finds your flaws and brings them up in a melodic version of communication

  • @UnwiseWords
    @UnwiseWords 3 года назад +1600

    He doesn't kill people
    He just reduces their lifespan intentionally.

  • @syres_
    @syres_ 3 года назад +2574

    he doesn’t roast you, he addresses your flaws

  • @saturatedbacon
    @saturatedbacon 2 года назад +105

    he doesnt commit tax evasion, he simply refuses to pay money that the government forcefully requests him to pay them to further increase funding for that nation's public services.

    • @user-x3cctjs
      @user-x3cctjs 2 года назад

      Two of his friends did
      Martin and Tabitha

    • @bloxondel4073
      @bloxondel4073 2 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/Dbkz2hoqmzo/видео.html

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 2 года назад +1

      No taxation without representation

  • @LeMauricier
    @LeMauricier 2 года назад +58

    The boris johnson jumpscare really wrapped up everything

  • @devonstayfat5429
    @devonstayfat5429 3 года назад +4644

    He's not dissing you, he's carefully dismantling his vocal opponents social reputation with a string of carefully placed melodic words made to psychologically tamper with your emotions.

  • @KiiXii
    @KiiXii 3 года назад +1805

    I’m British and I can confirm we have a black outline.

    • @themotokid3125
      @themotokid3125 3 года назад +48

      i have entered manual breathing mode good job

    • @bombedboomy1962
      @bombedboomy1962 3 года назад +24

      @@themotokid3125 hate it when I have to think about that

    • @rishei4748
      @rishei4748 3 года назад +4

      yes

    • @luigipants1813
      @luigipants1813 3 года назад +19

      I’m half British so only half of my body is outlined in black

    • @rishei4748
      @rishei4748 3 года назад +12

      @@luigipants1813 same. Everyone calls me a half-fringe

  • @thatbignoob5272
    @thatbignoob5272 2 года назад +77

    As a British child, I can confirm this is how we rap.

    • @bloxondel4073
      @bloxondel4073 2 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/Dbkz2hoqmzo/видео.html

    • @kamakura..
      @kamakura.. 2 года назад +1

      As a British child, I can confirm this is not how we rap. (By the way the guy who made this isn't actually british)

    • @kamakura..
      @kamakura.. 2 года назад

      25% doesn't make you british

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 года назад

      @@kamakura.. let people meme in peace
      i want you to become one of the queens scattered enemies as stated in god save the queen

  • @amnaah653
    @amnaah653 2 года назад +42

    Liek dead serious, Unknown P hits better bars than like 90% of rappers. Like his songs are jokes, but if he wanted to make "actual" music. He could easily.

    • @bloxondel4073
      @bloxondel4073 2 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/Dbkz2hoqmzo/видео.html

  • @GM3385
    @GM3385 3 года назад +1320

    He isn't roasting you, he's simply engaging in the activity of raising your body temperature by means of an oven or open flame.

    • @calm-men6957
      @calm-men6957 3 года назад +18

      @@amaansiddiqui2030 I'm gay, wooosh

    • @charlottexue8023
      @charlottexue8023 3 года назад +5

      They had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @soliarsystem
      @soliarsystem 3 года назад +1

      @@amaansiddiqui2030 im gay, woosh

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 3 года назад +2

      @@amaansiddiqui2030 I’m literally homosexual, r/woooosh

    • @YahyeAli123
      @YahyeAli123 3 года назад

      @@amaansiddiqui2030 just like you :)

  • @TheReal_DoomSlayer
    @TheReal_DoomSlayer 3 года назад +1968

    This guy doesn’t roast people, he offers constructive criticism

    • @Th3RealPeterGriffin
      @Th3RealPeterGriffin 3 года назад +9

      What are these random comments like this

    • @gub6573
      @gub6573 3 года назад +28

      @@Th3RealPeterGriffin it's called a running joke

    • @lapizmaniac0314
      @lapizmaniac0314 3 года назад +3

      @@gub6573 it’s called a stereotype

    • @Cerebellum2400
      @Cerebellum2400 3 года назад +8

      One piece of constructive criticism he can give you is......
      *Offers** 🇬🇧 🍵

    • @sirliftsalot121
      @sirliftsalot121 3 года назад +1

      RIP.....AND....TEAR

  • @sir-o-nigel8853
    @sir-o-nigel8853 2 года назад +22

    the rapper: *says stop it to tea*
    boris jonson: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

  • @ICringeALot
    @ICringeALot 2 года назад +18

    As a Brit I can confirm this is what we all listen to when we are drinking our tea.

  • @mrrainbrow423
    @mrrainbrow423 3 года назад +972

    He doesn't commit suicide,
    He just plans when to have his funeral.

    • @Deeznutz-Tittliewinks
      @Deeznutz-Tittliewinks 3 года назад +4

      Underrated

    • @staciemohler4624
      @staciemohler4624 3 года назад +15

      This is so underwater

    • @wilsonkrewe8246
      @wilsonkrewe8246 3 года назад

      @Omar Farooq wuuuo

    • @mrrainbrow423
      @mrrainbrow423 3 года назад

      @Hannah Brennan Let me put it in a language you can understand.
      Mmh..
      Ridin' around in a Rover,
      If I see 'ops then it's over.
      I'll send mans straight to Jehova,
      When I take shots like M Shark Pover.
      Doin up tennis,
      Call man Denis, He's a menace.
      Doing up olives in Venice.
      Call Big Man T, I'm bigger than Ben is.
      Stop it.

    • @k8lled628
      @k8lled628 3 года назад

      @@mrrainbrow423 Ops*

  • @leeisntavailable3258
    @leeisntavailable3258 3 года назад +7240

    As a British child, I can confirm this is insanely accurate and all raps are similar to this.

  • @atIass
    @atIass 2 года назад +28

    *im crying cause this is literally so accurate and I hate it*

  • @exaggutor8839
    @exaggutor8839 2 года назад +8

    He doesn't bully you he brings light to your imperfections

  • @boyinaband
    @boyinaband 3 года назад +9968

    accurate

  • @carykh
    @carykh 3 года назад +16426

    WHOa he climbed to the tip of the big ben SO FAST im shook

  • @mradam267
    @mradam267 3 года назад +15

    I had my morning tea and now I feel all better:)

    • @motherrussia934
      @motherrussia934 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/MEI9IzuCjQoo/видео.html

  • @ne3856
    @ne3856 2 года назад +5

    Top 10 rappers Eminem is too afraid to diss

  • @wheth1195
    @wheth1195 3 года назад +595

    he's not dissing
    hes politely asking

  • @mandysandlin
    @mandysandlin 3 года назад +3748

    0:00 me after i eat some good food

  • @Lockinhardboy
    @Lockinhardboy 8 месяцев назад +2

    bro ain't do drugs, he do medicine.

  • @BWRobloxOfficial
    @BWRobloxOfficial 2 года назад +5

    As a british person, i can approve this

  • @spicypeppermints2047
    @spicypeppermints2047 3 года назад +651

    He isnt dissing, he is just critically putting an oppenent under him through rhythm's and verses.

  • @MrKidus10
    @MrKidus10 3 года назад +2402

    The Queen of England after hearing this: This is now our national anthem

  • @ArvilRoblox
    @ArvilRoblox 15 дней назад +1

    its so good even the captions didnt mess up a single bit

  • @shanks8681
    @shanks8681 3 года назад +974

    He doesn't eat his food, he puts the edible objects into his mouth and grinds it to a swallowable paste before consuming as a response to the churning in his stomach

  • @koskelii
    @koskelii 3 года назад +738

    He’s not saying he’s better than you, he’s just reciting that your mortal being is lesser than him.

    • @schnuffelschnuffel141
      @schnuffelschnuffel141 3 года назад +2

      im scared

    • @dizzypurple3038
      @dizzypurple3038 3 года назад +3

      Oh...but not this
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)
      (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you

    • @boyikaruz8415
      @boyikaruz8415 3 года назад +3

      @@dizzypurple3038 GODDAMIT YOU PURPLE BITCH

    • @bombedboomy1962
      @bombedboomy1962 3 года назад

      @@dizzypurple3038 god damn it I read like 5 lines then realised what it was

    • @swordman9160
      @swordman9160 3 года назад

      @@dizzypurple3038 I hope when you trip over you just barely manage save yourself but whilst in the process you stub your toe on a door while making your way to the kitchen at 12:03 am as you have vivid memories of when you were younger wishing you could turn back time.

  • @Boredhasamustache
    @Boredhasamustache 2 года назад +8

    Yo play it on 1.25x it’s really cool and it sounds like a real rap

    • @blyssss
      @blyssss 2 года назад +2

      1.5 sounds like Eminem

  • @snertderfberne9451
    @snertderfberne9451 Месяц назад +1

    0:13 ✨big man ting✨ I’m dying 😭😭😭

  • @yeetforfunlol8875
    @yeetforfunlol8875 3 года назад +1556

    He’s not spitting bars he’s generally letting out a combination of silver and copper

    • @kobz2862
      @kobz2862 3 года назад +22

      More like diamond and gold

    • @TillWownsend
      @TillWownsend 3 года назад +16

      @@omar1737 who shat in your cereal this morning?

    • @rafaybs2536
      @rafaybs2536 3 года назад +2

      @@TillWownsend lol

    • @1xoibby
      @1xoibby 3 года назад +2

      @@TillWownsend XD

    • @Local_Phantasm
      @Local_Phantasm 3 года назад +3

      @@TillWownsend i’m stealing that

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 3 года назад +970

    He doesn’t breathe, he stores air in his lungs momentarily.

    • @drippylad3973
      @drippylad3973 3 года назад +3

      Yeah

    • @nooodont8105
      @nooodont8105 3 года назад +8

      @Omar Farooq it's a *joke*

    • @RandomDude-yn3js
      @RandomDude-yn3js 3 года назад +6

      @Omar Farooq you do know what momentarily means right (it means for a short period of time)

    • @RandomDude-yn3js
      @RandomDude-yn3js 3 года назад +2

      @Omar Farooq taking a breath includes that you breathe in O2 and exhale (the other gas I forgot about carbon dioxide I think) in a short period of TIME

    • @RandomDude-yn3js
      @RandomDude-yn3js 3 года назад +1

      @Omar Farooq and you saying “that’s not breathing” is wrong

  • @rikter_8155
    @rikter_8155 3 года назад +6

    He's not rapping, he's vocalising a depiction word by word

  • @l_ie1079
    @l_ie1079 2 года назад +5

    as a tea cup of cells brewed in Britain, I can confirm that almost all raps are like this.

  • @thekathal
    @thekathal 3 года назад +409

    As a British person, his accent is fucking great lmao

    • @krikota1
      @krikota1 3 года назад +13

      It’s not his voice lol

    • @wintr7803
      @wintr7803 3 года назад +1

      @@krikota1 im pretty sure it is...

    • @proxybum8895
      @proxybum8895 3 года назад +14

      @@wintr7803 it's not check the description

    • @wintr7803
      @wintr7803 3 года назад +1

      @@proxybum8895 in the original vid or this vid?

    • @proxybum8895
      @proxybum8895 3 года назад +3

      @@wintr7803 This vid

  • @tiedie3763
    @tiedie3763 3 года назад +465

    You know, I wouldn’t be scared of cops chasing me if they looked like how they did in this.

    • @armlessleafy60
      @armlessleafy60 3 года назад

      Same

    • @justsomeguy8029
      @justsomeguy8029 3 года назад

      @Teodoro Allen actually
      no

    • @noeyeguy
      @noeyeguy 3 года назад +2

      I mean they did bust a major murder cult

    • @azimmeme9994
      @azimmeme9994 3 года назад +6

      @Teodoro Allen I live in England and I’ve never heard someone call them that

    • @ultrablueslime8216
      @ultrablueslime8216 3 года назад +2

      One has a shotgun, the other has no head and 2 guns, is that not frightening enough?

  • @hurtleturtle618
    @hurtleturtle618 2 года назад +1

    Puts a whole new meaning to call of duty black ops

  • @Amritss664
    @Amritss664 3 года назад +2

    Justin bieber: *Starts singing*
    Everyone: 0:15

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +12182

    I'm bri-ish. I can confirm that almost all raps are like this.

  • @karzoz
    @karzoz 3 года назад +829

    He isn't rapping he's moving his mouth and gaining enough strength from his muscles to talk

    • @lizerdito
      @lizerdito 3 года назад +1

      I mean...

    • @mzreina74
      @mzreina74 3 года назад +1

      @@lizerdito he isn't entirely wrong

    • @lizerdito
      @lizerdito 3 года назад +2

      @@mzreina74 I know lol

    • @karzoz
      @karzoz 3 года назад +2

      @Khaled Mohamed Abdi Mohamed Al Areefi did my human letters of speech confuseth you mortals?

    • @inpognito_6293
      @inpognito_6293 3 года назад +2

      @@karzoz THIS IS SECONDS AGO LMAO

  • @eddieliusa
    @eddieliusa 2 года назад +1

    He doesn’t choke, he simply could not adequately relax his larynx

  • @samjoseph1123
    @samjoseph1123 2 года назад +5

    This video is so British that I feel like my country got colonalised again

  • @CDM5309
    @CDM5309 3 года назад +555

    He isn’t slapping you, he is increasing the force of his hand heading in the direction of your face.

    • @debragustafson4201
      @debragustafson4201 3 года назад +5

      Assault with extra steps

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 3 года назад +1

      Ruined the 69 likes
      Sorry :'(

    • @notfrench4661
      @notfrench4661 3 года назад +1

      Mhm. True, True...

    • @Shsn
      @Shsn 3 года назад +1

      @@debragustafson4201 Rick And Morty

    • @helly.2981
      @helly.2981 3 года назад

      @@Shsn I like that show

  • @michaelmoheb557
    @michaelmoheb557 3 года назад +545

    Americans: "British people have so much tea"
    Asian countries: 0:15

    • @droftrop4135
      @droftrop4135 3 года назад +17

      as an asian i can relate

    • @b0leg23
      @b0leg23 3 года назад +12

      Turkish here, I can definitely relate

    • @user-rp5qs5ls7z
      @user-rp5qs5ls7z 3 года назад +5

      Get some help!

    • @droftrop4135
      @droftrop4135 3 года назад +2

      @@user-rp5qs5ls7z get some help what?

    • @user-rp5qs5ls7z
      @user-rp5qs5ls7z 3 года назад +6

      @@droftrop4135 you know:"stop it, get some help!"(Michael Jordan quote)

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 2 года назад +3

    Thy mans rap expertise is exquisitely profound. For he does not end your rap profession, he unambiguously discombobulates it.

  • @theidkman8648
    @theidkman8648 9 месяцев назад +2

    WE BE SEEING THE QUEEN WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @crumbone
    @crumbone 3 года назад +575

    He isnt rapping, he is reciting a poem with more modern words whilst music plays in the background

  • @tobijames4698
    @tobijames4698 3 года назад +353

    he isn't shouting, he's politely increasing the decibel level of his voice in response to an emotionally angering situation.

    • @yusufaliemam
      @yusufaliemam 3 года назад +2

      no

    • @miles4939
      @miles4939 3 года назад

      @@AK47srear-fc5nn british people literally scream all the time

    • @bigrat8402
      @bigrat8402 3 года назад

      that's literally what shouting is

    • @sofussigvardt2962
      @sofussigvardt2962 3 года назад

      @@bigrat8402 WOAH DUDE REALLY?!?!?!
      THATS INSANE AND ITS NOT LIKE THATS LITERALLY THE JOKE LMAO

    • @bigrat8402
      @bigrat8402 3 года назад

      @@sofussigvardt2962 I guess you didn't get my joke lol

  • @oscills
    @oscills 3 года назад +1

    The end really cracked me up. Spiffing job, young fellow!

  • @jewelfoxgaming873
    @jewelfoxgaming873 3 года назад +516

    He's not roasting you, he's simply using harsh words toward you that affect how you feel about yourself.

    • @taxalasali5466
      @taxalasali5466 3 года назад +8

      No he is politely criticising you in a manner of harm to you with your decision on words

    • @faroos9860
      @faroos9860 3 года назад +2

      @@taxalasali5466 No He is Criticizing Your moral being as to show superiority in a Rhythm of words, mostly in a Speedy way to show the ability to Talk Faster and Comprehend more Mind Decisions in a Faster Manner.

    • @jacob2884
      @jacob2884 3 года назад +1

      No, this is just Britain

    • @taxalasali5466
      @taxalasali5466 3 года назад +1

      @@faroos9860 jolly rotten!

  • @comicalsquaress
    @comicalsquaress 3 года назад +297

    I know this is supposed to be a joke, but this man had B A R S

    • @sollew7434
      @sollew7434 3 года назад

      yep i can agree

    • @csar07.
      @csar07. 3 года назад +19

      The song is from the Unknown P Fire in the booth btw.

    • @jelqballs
      @jelqballs 3 года назад +1

      this wasnt a joke it was an episode form fire in the booth
      EDIT: nvm

    • @LightningNoob17
      @LightningNoob17 3 года назад

      he did tho lol

    • @arthurcoleman5307
      @arthurcoleman5307 3 года назад +1

      @@jelqballs fire in the booth is satire

  • @mirazzzz
    @mirazzzz Год назад +2

    As someone who is part British, I gotta admit this is accurate

  • @Hollowdude15
    @Hollowdude15 2 года назад

    This was such an great video to watch and this was really a good British rappers be like when they are sitting bars.

  • @KuladorxBrawlStars
    @KuladorxBrawlStars 3 года назад +335

    He isn't crying, he's uncontrollably shedding tears due to an event or thing that made him feel sadness, anger, or even happiness.

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 года назад +1

      IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING

    • @hmiller9382
      @hmiller9382 3 года назад

      @@Gone29364 that’s why it’s funny

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 года назад +1

      @@hmiller9382 I MEAN HUMOR IS DEAD NOW, PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT MORE INFO OF A THING WTF

    • @KuladorxBrawlStars
      @KuladorxBrawlStars 3 года назад

      @@Gone29364 That's the point of the joke, to be the same thing, but with more detail and explanation.

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 года назад

      @@KuladorxBrawlStars and that's what i meant

  • @Dinofaniguess
    @Dinofaniguess 3 года назад +375

    He isn’t rude he is just politely rhyming and saying fax

  • @BatteryDiet
    @BatteryDiet 8 месяцев назад +1

    He is constructed in an alternative manner

  • @2G72RXHC
    @2G72RXHC 2 года назад +2

    I have a friend who’s a British rapper, and I can confirm this is exactly what he sounds like.

  • @stupidskitsproductions9008
    @stupidskitsproductions9008 3 года назад +269

    He doesn’t roast you, he verbally asserted his intellectual dominance and superiority.

  • @LoganJenkins442
    @LoganJenkins442 3 года назад +641

    “Ill send man straight to Jehovah”
    He basically said he’ll kill someone but in the nicest way possible 😂

  • @naj567
    @naj567 2 года назад +3

    How all rapper shall sound like.

  • @jsaltrips
    @jsaltrips Месяц назад

    They need a one hour of this

  • @gurpthedestroyer7366
    @gurpthedestroyer7366 3 года назад +645

    I’m Bri-ish and I can confirm bruv tis is splendid

    • @_ahmed2.0
      @_ahmed2.0 3 года назад +16

      innit my dear friend

    • @gurpthedestroyer7366
      @gurpthedestroyer7366 3 года назад +15

      @@_ahmed2.0 It’s a JollygoodShow

    • @Daixaxaxa
      @Daixaxaxa 3 года назад +5

      Good day, gentlemen, would you be as so polite to purchase some crisps?

    • @_ahmed2.0
      @_ahmed2.0 3 года назад +6

      @@Daixaxaxa mmm, I would love the crispy thin potato salted slices. How much pounds must I give you in return of the favor?

    • @Daixaxaxa
      @Daixaxaxa 3 года назад +4

      @@_ahmed2.0 that'll be...... 30 quid

  • @mrassassin3963
    @mrassassin3963 3 года назад +661

    You have to do a full version of this or it will be the highest order of treason against the high table

  • @cameronphillips4339
    @cameronphillips4339 2 года назад +1

    Cant get enough of it

  • @komait3094
    @komait3094 9 месяцев назад

    I can’t stop rewatching this

  • @indigu6624
    @indigu6624 3 года назад +224

    He doesn't eat food, he ingests nutrients and carbohydrates into his amino acid establishment

    • @bombedboomy1962
      @bombedboomy1962 3 года назад +13

      As a British person I can confirm this is how we speak

    • @reznails
      @reznails 3 года назад +5

      i now want to be British

    • @indigu6624
      @indigu6624 3 года назад +1

      @@reznails lol

    • @thatguy3362
      @thatguy3362 3 года назад +1

      LOOOL

    • @yusufaliemam
      @yusufaliemam 3 года назад

      you have committed the fane

  • @wishcash2722
    @wishcash2722 3 года назад +1982

    I’m American, and I can’t confirm that British people rap like this.

    • @hahamemefunny1477
      @hahamemefunny1477 3 года назад +35

      I can

    • @kingcraft7015
      @kingcraft7015 3 года назад +35

      @@hahamemefunny1477 **speaks close to the mic** PROVE IT

    • @X.R.808
      @X.R.808 3 года назад +11

      They don't.

    • @X.R.808
      @X.R.808 3 года назад +10

      @Abradolf Linkler nah, posh Westminster, Windsor ting. Most londoners speak far from that

    • @Firebolt193
      @Firebolt193 3 года назад +4

      @Abradolf Linkler No, and definitely not the ones in Northern Ireland. Go there and the differences between the accents there and in London is like night and day.

  • @birdman217
    @birdman217 3 года назад +1

    I've watched this everyday for a while now, by my calculations you have taken about 3 minutes and 4 seconds of my life away.
    thank you :)

  • @luster4life
    @luster4life 6 месяцев назад +1

    He doesn’t diss you, he slowly offends you with unkind remarks.

  • @howwiee
    @howwiee 3 года назад +424

    australian rappers be like: THAT AINT A FOCKN KNOFE THIS IS A KNOFE.

    • @windetta551
      @windetta551 3 года назад +2

      Haha kano

    • @johnnoakes3325
      @johnnoakes3325 3 года назад +2

      Listen to Lisi, he's an Aussie/ islander rapper, he's pretty popular in high schools

    • @smileyriley3226
      @smileyriley3226 3 года назад +1

      Knoife

    • @howwiee
      @howwiee 3 года назад

      @@thethethehthehthe but it is tho

    • @yoosh9034
      @yoosh9034 3 года назад +3

      @Russian Mobster it's "maccas"
      and no one in australia says "shrimp" lmao, it's a prawn

  • @BadUploads
    @BadUploads 3 года назад +269

    I’m just sayin I’m British and that’s the strongest British accent I’ve ever heard

    • @kose5699
      @kose5699 3 года назад +14

      How can you have a strong British accent if British isn’t an accent...

    • @stanzi7036
      @stanzi7036 3 года назад +9

      It's Munya Chawawa's character Unknown P

    • @Kreedo1110
      @Kreedo1110 3 года назад +8

      @@kose5699 everyone has an accent

    • @kose5699
      @kose5699 3 года назад +10

      @@Kreedo1110 yes everybody has an accent but there isn’t a ‘british accent’ that all British people share, just like there isn’t an American accent but everybody in America still has an accent.

    • @rd6001
      @rd6001 3 года назад +5

      @@kose5699 lol here in uk we just call american accent american accent

  • @jadiorplays9918
    @jadiorplays9918 2 года назад +2

    The British Rapper forgot to drink *T* today-

  • @3454enc
    @3454enc 2 года назад +1

    Its a tradition to return to this once in a while

  • @joshuagraham2762
    @joshuagraham2762 3 года назад +137

    As a British person, I can confirm that this is how we construct everyday sentences.

  • @elliemental.
    @elliemental. 3 года назад +566

    are we not gonna talk about how in this part his hand is literally 60 frames per second?
    0:03

  • @moderngamingcabinet4531
    @moderngamingcabinet4531 Год назад +1

    i've been looping this for 1 hour

  • @yes-do8lm
    @yes-do8lm 2 года назад +1

    As I am sadly a British teenager, I can say this is exactly what they all sound like

    • @Magpiez06
      @Magpiez06 2 года назад

      No it doesn't. I'm English and rap is good and real.

    • @yes-do8lm
      @yes-do8lm 2 года назад

      lol who asked

    • @Magpiez06
      @Magpiez06 2 года назад

      @@yes-do8lm No one had to. I fucking know what UK rap is and it's real. We aren't posh at all.

  • @mirkoblaco812
    @mirkoblaco812 3 года назад +145

    Eminem been real quiet since this dropped.

  • @Simplifried
    @Simplifried 3 года назад +207

    honestly just realized our boy was doing the spooky dance

  • @HenyEA
    @HenyEA 24 дня назад +2

    I’m British and I can confirm this is true ✔️☕️

  • @glaicergt
    @glaicergt 5 месяцев назад +1

    As a British man this is true

  • @entitypolyhedron
    @entitypolyhedron 3 года назад +150

    OMG THIS IS SUCH A BOP THOUGH

    • @armlessleafy60
      @armlessleafy60 3 года назад +1

      OMG

    • @56fennix
      @56fennix 3 года назад +1

      Ikr

    • @zhankazest
      @zhankazest 3 года назад +2

      @@armlessleafy60 why you have no arms

    • @Noobie785
      @Noobie785 3 года назад

      @@zhankazest because he has no arms

    • @zhankazest
      @zhankazest 3 года назад

      @@Noobie785 yes but why he have no arms

  • @piuppet470
    @piuppet470 3 года назад +239

    I’m British and I can confirm that we do indeed rap like this

    • @brodester22
      @brodester22 3 года назад +15

      You mean bri’ish schtewpid

    • @hoga2876
      @hoga2876 3 года назад +2

      stolen

    • @mazdarx-8rotary.97
      @mazdarx-8rotary.97 3 года назад +8

      Still better than American rap.

    • @piuppet470
      @piuppet470 3 года назад +4

      @@hoga2876 how’s this stolen

    • @hoga2876
      @hoga2876 3 года назад +2

      @@piuppet470 This was made a week after pixelcraftian's comment on the same thing but it's bri-ish instead of british.

  • @m1lks0da76
    @m1lks0da76 2 года назад +1

    person:*exists*
    serial killers: 0:15

  • @bruhmoment-ov4sr
    @bruhmoment-ov4sr 2 года назад

    I love this video for so many reasons

  • @thedeez5436
    @thedeez5436 3 года назад +224

    Lyrics but a *little* bit extended:
    Riding round in a rover, if i see OPS then its over. I'll send man straight to Jehovah when i take shots like M Sharapova.
    Doing up tennis, call man Denis, im a menace. Doing up olives in Venice, big man ting i'm bigger than Ben is.
    Stop it, otherwise Unknown P might bash mand head straight down like a Bop It.
    So make your Freddo and hop it.
    Your girl is 4'4 and has bare hair on her toes
    like a Hobbit.

    • @sybrninja
      @sybrninja 3 года назад +5

      I thought it was options not ops lol whats ops tho

    • @itzasup5005
      @itzasup5005 3 года назад +1

      Opps*

    • @n3ssfan92
      @n3ssfan92 3 года назад

      If I see her in the club i-

    • @nathank.9357
      @nathank.9357 3 года назад

      *Last roast got me ooooooh*
      My girl actually does look like that too but only when she actually exists which is never.

    • @zachary2912
      @zachary2912 3 года назад

      @@sybrninja Opps is short for "opposition", basically anyone you're against, but is usually used for cops

  • @Chadseltje
    @Chadseltje 3 года назад

    i come back to this at least once a week

  • @--bluelobster--
    @--bluelobster-- 9 месяцев назад

    2 years later and this is still fire

  • @rubyramabu8791
    @rubyramabu8791 3 года назад +541

    Shakespeare has been real quiet after this dropped. I wonder why...?

    • @comfibold
      @comfibold 2 года назад +23

      The shock killed him for reals!

    • @omaewamou6883
      @omaewamou6883 2 года назад +2

      … tell ‘em mate

    • @motherrussia934
      @motherrussia934 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/MEI9IzuCjQoo/видео.html

    • @perk4079
      @perk4079 2 года назад +5

      @@RandoRules did you miss the joke here, lad

    • @perk4079
      @perk4079 2 года назад +1

      @@RandoRules Ah, my apologies fella.

  • @1frogz40
    @1frogz40 3 года назад +125

    The dislikes are from the people who couldn’t take the heat

  • @dadeboy3513
    @dadeboy3513 2 года назад +2

    This guy isn't rapping and doing a freestyle he's doing rhyme and poetry and speaking poetry over some aggressive beat