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  • @michaelparker2449
    @michaelparker2449 5 лет назад +8012

    The only way I could be dangerous is if Jackie Chan uses me as a weapon.

    • @UditENG-xi4pu
      @UditENG-xi4pu 5 лет назад +87

      lol this comment is way too underrated

    • @Iremanenpeice
      @Iremanenpeice 5 лет назад +19

      Lol 🤣

    • @johann296
      @johann296 5 лет назад +12

      Looool

    • @sujansubba9081
      @sujansubba9081 5 лет назад +9

      Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😂😂

    • @mrkncd
      @mrkncd 5 лет назад +5

      truuuuuuuuuu

  • @reznovvazileski3193
    @reznovvazileski3193 5 лет назад +2761

    "When you see a knife, yell turn and run" Words of a true kung fu master. Don't risk your life just to look cool like in a movie.

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf 5 лет назад +70

      I'd say first turn, then run then yell but he's the master.

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 5 лет назад +19

      @@kuro13wolf Scare tactics I guess :')

    • @MithrilSludge6541
      @MithrilSludge6541 5 лет назад +17

      @IZZGAMER123 you yell first, so if your attacker backs off you don't have to do the rest

    • @MithrilSludge6541
      @MithrilSludge6541 5 лет назад +27

      @@kuro13wolf Also some ppl have predator instincts so if you run first they will give chase (think dogs). If you yell first they have a chance of being intimidated.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 лет назад +14

      First make sure that you can actually run.

  • @jokerman3657
    @jokerman3657 5 лет назад +7814

    He's so nice. He totally broke the board before she headbutted it

    • @ECFloki
      @ECFloki 5 лет назад +751

      Had to rewatch that a few times. Nice catch. Jackie is a true legend.

    • @eklipze-2473
      @eklipze-2473 5 лет назад +419

      Playback speed 0.25 you'll see it clearly

    • @siddarth3955
      @siddarth3955 5 лет назад +150

      Right? Even I felt that but did not dare doubt the snake in eagle's shadow

    • @monihaque2929
      @monihaque2929 5 лет назад +152

      I thought everyone noticed! But yeah, one smooth brother there

    • @rocketeer1763
      @rocketeer1763 5 лет назад +56

      I caught that then had to replay it, and now I’m reading this comment

  • @TheCrealkiller
    @TheCrealkiller 5 лет назад +3632

    "watch 200 Jackie Chan movies and you'll become a ninja master" I've watched the drunken master 200 times and now im alcoholic.

  • @MSadamgasm
    @MSadamgasm 7 лет назад +6332

    Jackie Chan is a legend, so humble and so chill even at his level of success. Man i wish i could meet him i would be so honoured.

    • @usmang.a7770
      @usmang.a7770 7 лет назад +20

      MSadamgasm Jackie Chan is a Legend, so humble and so chill yes. But don't know about the other person whoever she is

    • @Idtelos
      @Idtelos 7 лет назад +40

      Who is also a proud proponent of the Chinese Communist Party.

    • @tinlunlau1
      @tinlunlau1 7 лет назад +35

      I used to work for him and have met him a number of times. And trust me, your idolization of Jackie Chan kinda end there.

    • @verkoopprijs
      @verkoopprijs 7 лет назад

      Certainly so, though I wouldn't put it past the CCP to be using coercion.

    • @GeorgeStClair-kx6fj
      @GeorgeStClair-kx6fj 7 лет назад +2

      olivia munn is also a martial arts genius

  • @aisuxtime
    @aisuxtime 5 лет назад +3550

    Jackie does his own stunts, could kill someone with a tissue, yet still acts super humble and silly. Love him.

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 5 лет назад +54

      He does most of his stunts, there's still some Scene that the director doesn't let him do because it's too dangerous so sometimes he still uses double but yeah love him too

    • @vnxnems9216
      @vnxnems9216 5 лет назад +57

      @@zero_s in Hollywood yes but in hong kong all by him

    • @Gawlakman
      @Gawlakman 5 лет назад +17

      I read cause he's older now he uses doubles more but up until a few years ago he did all his own stunts.

    • @dragonscargames4808
      @dragonscargames4808 5 лет назад +15

      That's because he's Chinese and he's unlike the world we live in today: he's lovable, chill, kick back and relax type of guy with a lot of positive energy.

    • @siddarth3955
      @siddarth3955 5 лет назад +6

      @@zero_s that's after he reached his late 40's, before that he did every one of his stunts

  • @aseemurrehmanqureshi4202
    @aseemurrehmanqureshi4202 6 лет назад +3806

    *Jackie Chan grabs a rat*
    "This can be a weapon too"

    • @Gerraint
      @Gerraint 5 лет назад +75

      Throw that rat to enemy's mouth

    • @UnusualPete
      @UnusualPete 5 лет назад +23

      Oh.... maybe that's why some woman killed her husband with a squirrel... 😅 *Anything is a weapon!*
      (I saw it on Johnny Knoxville's IG.)

    • @jaypunzalan6999
      @jaypunzalan6999 5 лет назад +11

      Grabs a cockroach this can be a weapon too

    • @lianet777
      @lianet777 5 лет назад

      Daedric Blade hahahahahaha

    • @lianet777
      @lianet777 5 лет назад +15

      Daedric Blade *Jacky Chan grabs a booger* “This will be a weapon too” *Flicks booger into enemy’s mouth; enemy chokes and dies*

  • @Italiantonio76
    @Italiantonio76 3 года назад +75

    Never in a million years would I think of ever seeing these two together.

  • @gamesandmoreAA
    @gamesandmoreAA 7 лет назад +2166

    Still young, humble and probably worth a shit ton of money. Much respect for the guy.

    • @ripmergen
      @ripmergen 7 лет назад +89

      young? more like old but insanely fit

    • @Savannah-
      @Savannah- 7 лет назад +70

      Anik Alam he donates a ton of his money, too. He's a really humble guy. I admire him a lot.

    • @Klobbb
      @Klobbb 7 лет назад

      Adele Howard lol what the heck

    • @icecreamalacarte
      @icecreamalacarte 7 лет назад +3

      "How many Kung Fu movies must I watch before I become a ninja master." . . . -__-

    • @popeyeisgood
      @popeyeisgood 7 лет назад +22

      it is interesting how non cantonese speaking viewers see jackie chan as humble. he is not loved by his fellow mother tongue community anymore for various reasons. but i guess the language barrier he has in english sort of renders him as harmless and humble.

  • @imicca
    @imicca 7 лет назад +2626

    jackie Chan is the sweetest actor ever

    • @uscman
      @uscman 7 лет назад +12

      iMicca he's adorable

    • @miketython6554
      @miketython6554 7 лет назад +23

      iMicca idiots hear his accent and say he's sweet when they don't know shit about who he is.

    • @AviChetriArtwork
      @AviChetriArtwork 7 лет назад +6

      Apparently HK doesn't really like him much.

    • @QuizmasterLaw
      @QuizmasterLaw 7 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/oWZbsIhv44A/видео.htmlm47s

    • @glswenson
      @glswenson 7 лет назад +3

      Read some things about him. He's kind of shitty.

  • @scottymonochrome3795
    @scottymonochrome3795 6 лет назад +1700

    Best advice: You see tha knife, you screm, you turn, you run
    Optional step: more screm

    • @juicecantona6357
      @juicecantona6357 5 лет назад +74

      It is literally the first thing they teach you when defending against knife attacks. No matter how much experience you have. Still the best advice

    • @soundtreks
      @soundtreks 5 лет назад +29

      Yup. What she said about the knife being more dangerous than at gun at 7ft (even up to 20ft) is true.

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf 5 лет назад +13

      ​@@soundtreks I feel like it's worth clarifying, a ready gun beats a knife at any distance. The 7 ft thing usually compares a knife with a holstered gun.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 лет назад +3

      @@kuro13wolf no you silly rabbit. Fast legs beat a knife.
      Running is much harder than randomly flailing a knife, and chances of meeting a guy with a knife who can also run are minuscule. Criminals tend to be impulsive morons who don't have the willpower to train anything, let alone run regularly.

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf 5 лет назад

      @@NJ-wb1cz .

  • @marcellenel3569
    @marcellenel3569 4 года назад +290

    How to survive a knife fight by Jackie Chan:
    1. Yell
    2. Turn
    3. Run

  • @rebekkiej
    @rebekkiej 7 лет назад +1922

    I think jackie chan is honestly such a great person

    • @giantred
      @giantred 6 лет назад +7

      Agreed, I understand who so many people call him "Uncle" :)

    • @kimchow4729
      @kimchow4729 6 лет назад +3

      Rebekka yea he is not

    • @Shiro_TheGoblin
      @Shiro_TheGoblin 6 лет назад +10

      Yeah he's a bad dad, but pretty cool uncle.

    • @Ok-vr8fu
      @Ok-vr8fu 6 лет назад +13

      giantred lol yeaaa but in most Asian countries, we call uncle to anyone who looks around our uncle’s age😂

    • @Emrys91
      @Emrys91 6 лет назад +1

      Michael Choi his son... the convicted drug smuggler... rightttt

  • @zad4873
    @zad4873 7 лет назад +3708

    "Grabs cloth" Look This is a weapon too "destroys MacBook"

  • @nuberiffic
    @nuberiffic 6 лет назад +1449

    "How many Kung Fu movies do I need to watch to be a Ninja master?"
    Probably the same amount of Golf movies you need to watch to be a Basketball master

  • @eriqwinfrey591
    @eriqwinfrey591 4 года назад +168

    The humbleness in this video he could’ve chosen any belt but he chose the beginner white belt.

    • @isolvechess1941
      @isolvechess1941 3 года назад +1

      To teach ;)

    • @akaicedtea6236
      @akaicedtea6236 3 года назад +1

      It's not humility in any case. He should have deferred to her to show how to tie a tae kwon do belt because she's a black belt, but shes younger less famous and a woman. Btw afaik white belt means you know nothing. That's why she said its awkward. Imho.

  • @cristianramirez1616
    @cristianramirez1616 7 лет назад +1437

    Now let's not ignore the fact that Jackie Chan is still rocking the popped collar in 2017...but damn he pulls it off.

    • @jayrajganatra8782
      @jayrajganatra8782 7 лет назад +14

      Cristian Ramirez it's an Asian thing

    • @Ndcontreras
      @Ndcontreras 7 лет назад +27

      Cristian Ramirez he really does😂

    • @joannanica2711
      @joannanica2711 7 лет назад +23

      I didn't notice that until now! Lol!

    • @natn7592
      @natn7592 7 лет назад +13

      Jayraj Ganatra dude I live in an asian country and I've never seen anyone here with a popped collar

    • @jayrajganatra8782
      @jayrajganatra8782 7 лет назад +19

      I'm from India and some people think it is fashionable and do rock a popped collar. I don't mind it but it seems to really get on some people's nerves. Like WTF? It is their expression, why you gotta hate just cause someone decided to wear their clothing a certain way.

  • @TheNocturnalAlchemist
    @TheNocturnalAlchemist 7 лет назад +5133

    Jackie is my hero

    • @draganstankovic2438
      @draganstankovic2438 7 лет назад +26

      Mine too. I mean he filmed so many movies and he still speaks english like 5 y o bolivian baby :)

    • @jamiepaterson473
      @jamiepaterson473 7 лет назад +4

      The Nocturnal Alchemist yep he is my hero as Well..since childhood.now I'm 39.lol

    • @eraser400
      @eraser400 7 лет назад +2

      Me too!

    • @gmerser
      @gmerser 7 лет назад +2

      Olivia is my hero

    • @nicholascai6876
      @nicholascai6876 7 лет назад

      The Nocturnal Alchemist 不要犹豫

  • @dennisli1482
    @dennisli1482 5 лет назад +1788

    0:34, Jackie crack the wood with his hands before she hit it! What a legend!

    • @akshayganesh4229
      @akshayganesh4229 5 лет назад +88

      didnt notice first

    • @neilboyne4184
      @neilboyne4184 5 лет назад +34

      @@akshayganesh4229 omg did u not and anyway she would hurt her head by breaking that board

    • @whiteicenotnice1872
      @whiteicenotnice1872 5 лет назад +12

      Dennis Li Jackie should’ve did Drunken Fist tiger Beer👊🏻😵

    • @blue4980
      @blue4980 5 лет назад +32

      Had to slow it cuz it was so fast

    • @derickh4315
      @derickh4315 5 лет назад +68

      Years of experience doing stunt and camera angle. I couldn't even spot it til the comments pointed it out

  • @jakeburghardt2157
    @jakeburghardt2157 5 лет назад +478

    Jackie is the only person that can successfully pull off a popped collar

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 5 лет назад +55

      He pulls it off so well I didn't notice it was popped. It just looks so natural on him

    • @woahitsnick4965
      @woahitsnick4965 4 года назад +1

      Uh, old school vampires

    • @rayrock23
      @rayrock23 4 года назад +9

      You're right. Didn't even notice it was popped. Really effortless style.

  • @ShortTube
    @ShortTube 7 лет назад +1689

    Just realized I watch all of Jackie's videos with a smile on.

    • @georgeisaak5321
      @georgeisaak5321 6 лет назад +10

      hahahaha me too !!!! Smiling must be his natural face i think !!!!

    • @flipakine
      @flipakine 6 лет назад +1

      ShowTube how do you not watch all of his with a smile. he's so entertaining! too many call his kung fu fake. he just knows how to sell it.

    • @gutspuck721
      @gutspuck721 6 лет назад +1

      wow! me too! I love the man, he is so positive!

    • @MrNose-tw7cz
      @MrNose-tw7cz 6 лет назад

      ShowTube natural , me too

    • @VIZOR_AxK
      @VIZOR_AxK 6 лет назад

      George Isaak he meant he smiles while watching jackie's vids.

  • @brunooliveira460
    @brunooliveira460 7 лет назад +255

    Somebody needs to create a formula for eternal life. Jackie Chan is a patrimony for human kind.

  • @LucresntBlade
    @LucresntBlade 7 лет назад +691

    Olivia: "Do you meditate ?"
    Jackie: "No... I'm ADD"
    Thank you Wise sensei.

    • @StonedMachine3000
      @StonedMachine3000 7 лет назад +12

      That part cracked me up so bad

    • @chengwengcw8813
      @chengwengcw8813 7 лет назад +2

      what's an ADD anyway hahaha

    • @StonedMachine3000
      @StonedMachine3000 7 лет назад +3

      A person with said disorder :)

    • @chengwengcw8813
      @chengwengcw8813 7 лет назад

      like, what kind of disorder

    • @StonedMachine3000
      @StonedMachine3000 7 лет назад +8

      ADD is the abbreviation which means Attention Deficit Disorder. It has something to do with being hyper-active, in some cases i think.

  • @hummingbirdcity
    @hummingbirdcity 5 лет назад +882

    "If Jackie Chan's not meditating, why am I gonna meditate?"

    • @blindspot9097
      @blindspot9097 5 лет назад +108

      youre not jackie chan. you need it.

    • @eugene8910
      @eugene8910 5 лет назад +15

      @@blindspot9097 Hahahaha, That was the perfect response x3 I love it

    • @afifakapadia8247
      @afifakapadia8247 5 лет назад +1

      @@kavvg3805 and who are you to say that huh??

    • @afifakapadia8247
      @afifakapadia8247 5 лет назад

      @@kavvg3805 LMAO

    • @kavvg3805
      @kavvg3805 5 лет назад

      @@afifakapadia8247 k

  • @dhruv9370
    @dhruv9370 7 лет назад +3184

    Jackie Chan is true inspiration !

    • @kleevorpos1838
      @kleevorpos1838 7 лет назад +5

      damn youre a bot magnet lol

    • @dhruv9370
      @dhruv9370 7 лет назад +3

      kleevorp os1 lmao

    • @prelunatics
      @prelunatics 7 лет назад

      THOT BOTS

    • @reubendapiton573
      @reubendapiton573 7 лет назад

      DnK 55 that woman's tits is inspiring

    • @dhruv9370
      @dhruv9370 7 лет назад +2

      I_ REUBEN Fuck Jackie Chan, I was looking at her and those tits throughout the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shaf_fled
    @shaf_fled 6 лет назад +1411

    1:48 First he protecc, then he attacc

    • @dr.user.
      @dr.user. 6 лет назад +13

      U put it in a good use 😂

    • @bigboss4178
      @bigboss4178 6 лет назад +50

      he protecc
      he attacc
      but he also chop wood in haff

    • @lyn7294
      @lyn7294 6 лет назад

      Hex Omega no u

    • @user-ck9lm6xi1o
      @user-ck9lm6xi1o 6 лет назад

      I unliked this comment just so I could like it again.

    • @ringo9237
      @ringo9237 6 лет назад

      ... then he smashc

  • @AK-ff4gv
    @AK-ff4gv 7 лет назад +2096

    Jackie Chan is one of the best things that has happened since the universe came into existence!
    Edit : Wow. So many of you agree with me. That's good to know.

  • @Raivon
    @Raivon 3 года назад +394

    Someone should make a movie where Jackie Chan fights in an IKEA store

    • @bernhardkrickl3567
      @bernhardkrickl3567 3 года назад +23

      I read your comment but missed the word "in" and still agreed.

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 3 года назад

      I would watch

    • @LyricalLemon
      @LyricalLemon 3 года назад +1

      imagine the possibilities... 0_0

    • @VidsOnCrack
      @VidsOnCrack 3 года назад +1

      Okay I didn't expect to laugh this loud

    • @crisscrossam
      @crisscrossam 2 года назад

      this kinda sorta happens, i think in the chinese zodiac movie? where jackie and another guy fight on a couch and the challenge is to not leave the couch. that was cool.

  • @AtharvaD
    @AtharvaD 7 лет назад +443

    The hand chop was genuine, but go to 0:34 and reduce speed to 0.25x. You'll see the difference.

    • @ViperCannabis
      @ViperCannabis 7 лет назад +131

      i actually think what he did was nice ... shit might've hurt ... granted she would've still broke it though

    • @belletiggeler2579
      @belletiggeler2579 7 лет назад +16

      there goes the magic...

    • @mrbutish
      @mrbutish 7 лет назад +24

      Did he bend the wood to fracture it just as she hit it? o.o

    • @rolynfangcovillarde452
      @rolynfangcovillarde452 7 лет назад +1

      Atharva Dhekne Hahahaha Nc

    • @shudidesai
      @shudidesai 7 лет назад +35

      Devashish Sood He times it very well indeed. Just as she about to make contact with the block, he pushes into her head, he accelerates the block extremely quickly through her head, vastly increasing the reaction force and breaking the block.

  • @zura5904
    @zura5904 7 лет назад +1293

    What a fucking legend.

  • @ashleyvang1368
    @ashleyvang1368 7 лет назад +823

    Aww love Jackie Chan he is so sweet you could tell he was the one breaking the wood for her.

    • @CallMeBees
      @CallMeBees 7 лет назад +83

      I mean....no.
      Those boards are flimsy as shit.

    • @6laka.
      @6laka. 7 лет назад +100

      Those are competition boards, you can tap them and they'll break.

    • @ashleyvang1368
      @ashleyvang1368 7 лет назад +106

      Hmm well you guys are probably right...but the reason i say it is because the wood breaks before she even hits it so thats very sweet of him

    • @mastaw
      @mastaw 7 лет назад +9

      Ashley Barrozo That's because of the framerate. It's not difficult to break the wood.

    • @bmo229
      @bmo229 7 лет назад +42

      She has a point, those boards are really easy to break but if you slow it down, the first strike the camera clearly cuts as the board breaks, kinda skipping the actual hit. The one with her using her head, she very obviously doesn't even touch that thing. Slowing down the video makes that even more clear.

  • @SushiRicetm
    @SushiRicetm 5 лет назад +1014

    Keanu Reeves: *Grabs pencil*
    Jackie Chan: *Grabs rug*

    • @GroinFaceGroin
      @GroinFaceGroin 5 лет назад +64

      Unstoppable Force meets Immovable Object

    • @Jada95
      @Jada95 5 лет назад +7

      This comment is underrated

    • @dyent
      @dyent 5 лет назад +19

      Vin Diesel: *Grabs Teacup*

    • @RifsxD
      @RifsxD 5 лет назад +1

      @@GroinFaceGroin That's The Dark Knight quote

    • @GroinFaceGroin
      @GroinFaceGroin 5 лет назад +7

      @@RifsxD Actually that quote has been around longer than that for decades. It's a very old saying

  • @marygrace8687
    @marygrace8687 7 лет назад +109

    Jackie Chan is the most resourceful superhero! No cape, no weapon but everything around him!

    • @flowermanofgod7226
      @flowermanofgod7226 7 лет назад

      Mary Grace but he uses everything around as his weapon...

  • @saudahmed8539
    @saudahmed8539 7 лет назад +452

    0:02
    No need to introduce yourself Jackie, everyone knows you 💛 just say hi ✋😄
    A living legend ✨

  • @corey3474
    @corey3474 7 лет назад +237

    his birthday should be a national holiday

    • @denzel5500
      @denzel5500 7 лет назад +22

      *International

    • @adamleon9128
      @adamleon9128 7 лет назад

      No

    • @moola9755
      @moola9755 7 лет назад +2

      There's like a massive party and concert on his birthday in china

    • @CrazyCircles1
      @CrazyCircles1 7 лет назад +3

      Adam Leon Yes

    • @GhettoJohnWick
      @GhettoJohnWick 7 лет назад

      Corey Williams don't let Chuck Norris see this.

  • @SubscribersGoal-eg4iy
    @SubscribersGoal-eg4iy 5 лет назад +783

    *At this point*
    *Anything Jackie Chan uses* ...
    *Should be Registered as a Weapon*

    • @OmniscientlyMe
      @OmniscientlyMe 5 лет назад +24

      Gonna be tough getting through airport security if all your clothes are weapons.

    • @theonewhoshallbenamedsomet8701
      @theonewhoshallbenamedsomet8701 5 лет назад +1

      He uses his mouth

    • @hudsondonnell444
      @hudsondonnell444 5 лет назад +2

      Sometimes he just picks up Chuck Norris and uses him.

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 5 лет назад

      real life jason bourne

    • @jujubear7196
      @jujubear7196 4 года назад +11

      Security: What is that in your nose?
      Jackie Chan: It's air i breathe.
      Security: HE'S GOT A WEAPON, TAKE HIM DOWN

  • @AM7_Amar
    @AM7_Amar 7 лет назад +2991

    I had a bad day but just watching this video gave me a smile. Jackie is awesome

    • @felipecarvalho1038
      @felipecarvalho1038 7 лет назад +8

      I now it has passed 4 days already, but I hope you're better, bro. Have a nice day tomorrow! ;)

    • @Far-cw8sh
      @Far-cw8sh 7 лет назад +6

      Amar AM7
      I saw you in several Videos of jackie Chan. Saw you on conon channel first.

    • @samuel19991
      @samuel19991 7 лет назад +2

      Farhad Hemat me too lol

    • @binghamaaron1220
      @binghamaaron1220 7 лет назад

      Yes

    • @gonawazgomarnawazmar1262
      @gonawazgomarnawazmar1262 7 лет назад

      Amar AM7 ya said that 2 time bra

  • @Dexturrrrr
    @Dexturrrrr 7 лет назад +1452

    *"YOU NEED THE TALISMAN JACKIE!"*

    • @DontHateButDislike
      @DontHateButDislike 7 лет назад +31

      Dexter Batt Love that show

    • @LunarZyrus
      @LunarZyrus 7 лет назад +70

      Dexter Batt AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      One more thing

    • @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496
      @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496 7 лет назад +9

      Dexter Batt gwee gwo goo gon fighting sao

    • @doodle8386
      @doodle8386 7 лет назад +41

      Uncle:Jackie!
      Jackie:yes uncle?
      Uncle:did go make coffee this morning?
      Jackie: no uncle
      Uncle:Do you live Uncle Jackie?
      Jackie:yes uncle
      Uncle:then you make coffee, coffee is the only thing keeping uncles ancient heart beating. Do you want dead uncle? Nooo! Then you make coffee!

    • @jakelineychavez
      @jakelineychavez 7 лет назад +1

      Omg 😂😂

  • @bamboozledbob3298
    @bamboozledbob3298 7 лет назад +1272

    lmao first question: "How to break cement?"
    Jackie: "Use wood"

  • @phillconklin382
    @phillconklin382 4 года назад +16

    I didn't know I needed this collaboration until now. Jackie is so wholesome. Olivia continues to impress me with her skills as well.

  • @MoeezAslam98
    @MoeezAslam98 7 лет назад +735

    "Do you meditate?"
    "Noh"
    😂😂😂

    • @Crying-Lightning
      @Crying-Lightning 7 лет назад +27

      it's hard for people with ADD to meditate..

    • @mandalorian_guy
      @mandalorian_guy 7 лет назад +14

      My Instuctor told me the more a teacher focuses on the spiritual aspects of martial arts, the more full of shit he is.

    • @G17x
      @G17x 7 лет назад

      Moeez Aslam 😂

    • @bloodycinephile
      @bloodycinephile 7 лет назад +3

      Matthew Watson Meditating isn't spiritual its just teaching yourself to concentrate.

    • @KenpachiAjax
      @KenpachiAjax 7 лет назад +2

      He cant meditate. You go to jail if u meditate in china.

  • @wiktorzmarz
    @wiktorzmarz 7 лет назад +508

    Jackie Chan rocking that early 2000s popped collar

    • @DontHateButDislike
      @DontHateButDislike 7 лет назад +29

      Spash PL Cause his collar stays popping.

    • @CrazyCircles1
      @CrazyCircles1 7 лет назад +1

      like a baus.

    • @mokaa.9553
      @mokaa.9553 7 лет назад

      CrazyCircles1 I laughed more than I'm supposed to

    • @simetry6477
      @simetry6477 7 лет назад

      Lol this makes sense remember making out with my date paying 20 a ticket to see rush hour 2 in 2002.

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 7 лет назад +5

      Spash PL shit, popped collar was big in the 80s

  • @aslaaan_
    @aslaaan_ 7 лет назад +2344

    i well teach you some skill Savage 101%

  • @_fawkes
    @_fawkes 5 лет назад +607

    Jackie Chan, John Wick and Chuck Norris enters the bar.
    All bad guys die spontaneously.

    • @MrM389
      @MrM389 5 лет назад +25

      Forgot bruce lee tho...

    • @DaleWesley
      @DaleWesley 5 лет назад +15

      @@MrM389 he ded

    • @meatmangler8215
      @meatmangler8215 5 лет назад +7

      Dale Wesley or is he😳

    • @delongtsway953
      @delongtsway953 4 года назад +3

      The universe explodes

    • @V0r4xiz
      @V0r4xiz 4 года назад +5

      So Chuck Norris dies? Cool, when can we arrange this event?

  • @saudahmed8539
    @saudahmed8539 7 лет назад +683

    1:46
    *RIP* Macbook 😩

  • @Mylesdesu
    @Mylesdesu 6 лет назад +592

    Jackie looks really good for 63.

  • @kuroyukikazekanade7557
    @kuroyukikazekanade7557 7 лет назад +2009

    "Watch 200 jackie chan movies"
    LOL

    • @djulayd441
      @djulayd441 7 лет назад +5

      Kuroyukikaze Kanade I already do that and I'm not a master in Kung Fu

    • @dannylin597
      @dannylin597 7 лет назад +1

      Djulay D you dirty bitch

    • @koleth1
      @koleth1 7 лет назад +9

      Welp......time to start binge watching...

    • @parkchimchim3730
      @parkchimchim3730 7 лет назад

      Kuroyukikaze Kanade b

    • @scsascascacsa5595
      @scsascascacsa5595 7 лет назад +5

      but even after watching 200 jackie chan movie, i still cant catch flies using chopstick. :D

  • @bigboioo395
    @bigboioo395 5 лет назад +150

    0:34 he cracked the wood b4 she hit it look at it in .25 speed, what a legend

    • @hatakesen9278
      @hatakesen9278 5 лет назад +16

      Jack broke it. Probably to make sure she doesnt hurt herself.

    • @maeventheraven
      @maeventheraven 5 лет назад +1

      Omg he’s awesome 👏🏻

    • @BioHazard456
      @BioHazard456 4 года назад +1

      Then her moaning after cracking the wood 0.25 speed

    • @47dark
      @47dark 3 года назад

      @@BioHazard456 LMAO

  • @elton8650
    @elton8650 7 лет назад +530

    Don't want to be that guy, but on seeing this video, it made me realize how much I, and everyone else appreciates Jackie Chan.
    When he does eventually pass on, as everyone shall, I believe his passing will be as mourned, and his life as celebrated, as Michael Jackson's.

    • @paulovinicius9940
      @paulovinicius9940 7 лет назад +50

      elton forlemu It will be like losing a family member to me.

    • @darkrac2
      @darkrac2 7 лет назад +8

      elton forlemu more than mj bruh

    • @Gnarkill60
      @Gnarkill60 7 лет назад +30

      elton forlemu shut up, he'll never die

    • @93Legit
      @93Legit 7 лет назад +18

      elton forlemu i think jackie chan is 100 times better than michael jackson. mj is overrated.

    • @Sharingan6500ify
      @Sharingan6500ify 7 лет назад +2

      Nothing but truth man he's an icon

  • @zeko1015
    @zeko1015 6 лет назад +75

    He is one of the people that you do not want him get older. I love you Jackie

  • @TendedTadpole2
    @TendedTadpole2 7 лет назад +112

    I absolutely love Jackie Chan, no matter what he does he always seems so excited!

  • @regalia3234
    @regalia3234 4 года назад +23

    0:35 watch at .25 playback speed, jackie broke the wood before she headbutted it. He is so kind and precious ❤️

    • @dolam
      @dolam 4 года назад +1

      Awesome catch. I watched it and it looked like he did two steps; (1) broke the board before she hit its with her head and (2) gave her a light tap on the head with the broken boards. Respect.

  • @yungchoqquit
    @yungchoqquit 6 лет назад +783

    Jackie Chan is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs

    • @slurp3194
      @slurp3194 5 лет назад +14

      lol jakie chan needs no protection he "jakie chan never die"

    • @bismillahir
      @bismillahir 5 лет назад +70

      International treasure**

    • @Iremanenpeice
      @Iremanenpeice 5 лет назад +3

      He's immortal 😁

    • @juicecantona6357
      @juicecantona6357 5 лет назад +5

      @@Iremanenpeice he better be.

    • @jasonlisonbee
      @jasonlisonbee 5 лет назад +2

      Careful. Attempting literal immortality can lead to infinite cost overruns.

  • @tehreemraza123
    @tehreemraza123 5 лет назад +677

    Olivia: Now I've learned how to take down someone with a knife.
    Jackie: Uh no, you don't. You just run and scream for help.

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 4 года назад +14

      Which is correct. If you're outside of the knifeman's killzone (7 feet of them), you're safer than if you weren't. Just be sure to put maximum distance between you though, and keep running

    • @r3tr3x
      @r3tr3x 4 года назад +8

      High heels : im gonna end this mans whole career

    • @mariosebastiani3214
      @mariosebastiani3214 4 года назад +4

      It's not so difficult to take down someone with a knife. I mean, it's more difficult without... or if that person has a knife too.

    • @priyotoshde7636
      @priyotoshde7636 4 года назад +6

      Running is good fr health btw fr the attacker also ..You'll run thn he will run after u both will run and screams... people will gonna record it with camera instead of saving you n that's how Rush hour 4 will b made😄

    • @isolvechess1941
      @isolvechess1941 3 года назад

      @@boringperson-zb8vy enemy could throw

  • @DodgeWatt
    @DodgeWatt 7 лет назад +1531

    Not sure if true or not but i heard Jackie Chan pays the full expense for everyone he works with stunt wise for health insurance. Because insurance company's try to charge a massive rate on him and anything he is in.
    Dunno if its true but it sounds like some thing Jackie Chan would do.

    • @mrmushin1
      @mrmushin1 7 лет назад +145

      DodgeWatt Very true, well loved by everyone who works with and works for him as well

    • @nathanbrown8196
      @nathanbrown8196 7 лет назад +64

      Its because...
      Chan's the Man!

    • @AKhellbindeR
      @AKhellbindeR 6 лет назад +86

      It's true. Jackie has had his own stunt team for decades. They do many movies, not just his own, and he pays for everything because insurance wont, which is understandable i guess.

    • @DetentionEntertainment100
      @DetentionEntertainment100 6 лет назад +106

      When he was younger he bought houses for some of his stuntmen, paid for weddings, they said at one of his honor ceremonies.

    • @chendaddy
      @chendaddy 6 лет назад +51

      His stunt team is its own company and entity, and his disciples often go on to have very prominent stunt coordinating and action directing careers of their owns. So it's not Jackie Chan taking money out of his own pocket, it's the Jackie Chan Stunt Team's company insurance.

  • @davidtruong9367
    @davidtruong9367 5 лет назад +77

    I love Jackie; the man is an icon and still remains humble and kind.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 года назад +1

      most people claim to be artists and give the craft their all..this man is the only one who actually lives by that motto and proves it 10 fold ...hes the best actor martial artist and stunt man ever....

  • @aidanrogers4438
    @aidanrogers4438 7 лет назад +4771

    Why was everybody Kung fu fighting?

    • @Abraxxis
      @Abraxxis 7 лет назад +505

      Because those kids were fast as lightning.
      In fact, it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing.

    • @millerrepin4452
      @millerrepin4452 7 лет назад +66

      because they wanted to see if they were going to be as fast as lightning

    • @Neri4x4
      @Neri4x4 7 лет назад +33

      Batman Jr. Damn it... I shouldnt have laughed so hard at this... 😂😂😂

    • @aidanrogers4438
      @aidanrogers4438 7 лет назад +51

      MrNightMenace Yeah, well they are funky China men, from funky China Town.

    • @Abraxxis
      @Abraxxis 7 лет назад +19

      Oh, yes! I remember now!
      There was funky Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong!

  • @KairosHC.
    @KairosHC. 7 лет назад +808

    Jackie is a legend. He doesn't even look 63 years old.

    • @karakun1
      @karakun1 7 лет назад +34

      He looks to be in his 50s. If he had grey hair then yeah he would look 63

    • @d_ram1355
      @d_ram1355 7 лет назад

      Doesn’t*

    • @purefoldnz3070
      @purefoldnz3070 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah he looks at least 73

    • @ivanacuk2894
      @ivanacuk2894 7 лет назад +20

      Purefoldnz He would still kick your pathetic ass.

    • @jerrycorrea5974
      @jerrycorrea5974 7 лет назад +1

      123vinimaxo456 He looks 26.

  • @doomguy1430
    @doomguy1430 7 лет назад +725

    Olivia is so hot....
    But jackie is a legend!

    • @loucard1752
      @loucard1752 6 лет назад +4

      nah too much make up

    • @Sjg04
      @Sjg04 6 лет назад

      U gonna go BERSERK on her. I know ur a Doom fan ;)

    • @nhoxkid3863
      @nhoxkid3863 6 лет назад

      These booby 😂

    • @miskogwanredfeather5135
      @miskogwanredfeather5135 6 лет назад +1

      She is not hot

    • @kthunder079
      @kthunder079 6 лет назад +1

      She only has perfect hair, perfect eyes, skin, figure, and teeth and personality.

  • @garciajon117
    @garciajon117 5 лет назад +150

    Jackie totally broke that wood when she used her head... 🤣 good stuff tho.

  • @shiwangiethae2610
    @shiwangiethae2610 7 лет назад +45

    1 was probably 6 when I watched drunken master and police story. And they all had bloopers after. That colored my image for Jackie, nothing but love. Hollywood needs more of him.. Can't wait for THE FOREIGNER tho...

    • @Oyashio202
      @Oyashio202 7 лет назад

      Sadly, not one of the better JC movies. The plot was all over the place and everything felt forced.

  • @spacetimeslayergaming5018
    @spacetimeslayergaming5018 7 лет назад +81

    It seems Jackie Chan is beloved everywhere by many different people and cultures.

    • @loguchennai
      @loguchennai 7 лет назад +6

      SpaceTimeSlayer Jackie was my childhood superstar .. I watched every single movies atleast 5times in TV ,phone ,PC ..I'm HUGE fan of him.. I'm from china ..

    • @koenayskpbrother7163
      @koenayskpbrother7163 7 лет назад +3

      I watch every of his vid and movies even if I don't understand

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 7 лет назад +1

      SpaceTimeSlayer ikr

    • @calforrai
      @calforrai 7 лет назад +5

      he's not that well liked back in Hongkong. Western people love him because they're not familiar with his or his family's scandals.

    • @dsx4AI
      @dsx4AI 7 лет назад +2

      Cos he always smiles when on camera. I mean a legit smile

  • @JH-qt4cu
    @JH-qt4cu 7 лет назад +433

    I am simple man. I see Jackie Chan - I click "like".

    • @koenayskpbrother7163
      @koenayskpbrother7163 7 лет назад +4

      cixelsyd 00 that's me but I'm a girl and I love Jackie chan his movies are the best

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 7 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @naman245
      @naman245 7 лет назад

      LOVE BTS AND BLACKPINK Don't mess with me honey Yess
      Fav is Snake in Eagle's shadow.

    • @gameslasher7673
      @gameslasher7673 7 лет назад +1

      I am simple man. I see Jackie Chan, I a click.

    • @PAWNB3YOND
      @PAWNB3YOND 7 лет назад

      Is simple man the newest DC hero?

  • @coolrick7139
    @coolrick7139 4 года назад +14

    4:14 jackie could can take on anyone but end of the day his advice is he'd rather avoid a fight if possible. What a legend.

  • @gucciversace5101
    @gucciversace5101 7 лет назад +645

    If you reduce the speed of the video at 0:35 you can see that Jackie Chan breaks the wood before her head hits it.

    • @kuroyukikazekanade7557
      @kuroyukikazekanade7557 7 лет назад +100

      She must be wondering how did my head not hit anything and it broke😂

    • @stephenstrange8336
      @stephenstrange8336 7 лет назад +185

      i think he didnt want to take any risks

    • @Jmagee2113
      @Jmagee2113 7 лет назад +45

      I saw it on normal speed lol thought it was just me

    • @kayamari1244
      @kayamari1244 7 лет назад

      Gucci Versace omg😂😂

    • @jarehelt
      @jarehelt 7 лет назад +1

      Gucci Versace
      How do you slow down youtube videos??

  • @TheMrfireandwater
    @TheMrfireandwater 7 лет назад +119

    0:34 speed at 0.25 then see Jackie Chan breaks the wood plate with his hands, then enjoy your discovery, then watch the video

    • @daniel-hp4ue
      @daniel-hp4ue 7 лет назад +11

      lol wtf

    • @jimpikles
      @jimpikles 7 лет назад +31

      I used to be an assistant coach at a Taekwondo club. We knew which of the boards where extra weak. When we did public demos we'd use the weak boards for when the less confident students where about to go. That way we could make sure the board broke by doing this. (you don't want to see a 12 year old burst into tears because he failed to break a wood board in front of a load of parents)

    • @martinpulz9719
      @martinpulz9719 7 лет назад

      I saw it too 😂

    • @dominicscales7020
      @dominicscales7020 7 лет назад

      I was hopin I was the only person thought to do this lol

    • @666unknowndevil666
      @666unknowndevil666 7 лет назад +2

      Feasible lol Yep, as soon as Jackie asked her to break boards I watched his hands instead

  • @davidosburn3502
    @davidosburn3502 6 лет назад +3856

    Id rather be best friends with jackie chan than be in a relationship with olivia.

  • @stuffnuns
    @stuffnuns 5 лет назад +9

    2 performers I love and respect. Olivia is underrated as a comic actor. Jackie is, well, Jackie Chan.

  • @AdamTec
    @AdamTec 7 лет назад +1574

    srsly ppl if someone has a knife, unless he is close enough to stab you, just run and gtfo

    • @klausgaming7365
      @klausgaming7365 7 лет назад +237

      Yeah. Also, if you are not alone, all you have to do is run faster than your mate.

    • @adambugala705
      @adambugala705 7 лет назад +98

      Adam as a second degree black belt I can confirm that that is the first thing we are taught when confronted by someone with a weapon

    • @mildmanneredthinkingman9323
      @mildmanneredthinkingman9323 7 лет назад +40

      100% agree. Run, run run. Don't be a hero. Knives are dangerous, even more when someone is skilled with one.

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi 7 лет назад +38

      I was once approached by someone holding knife and yelling to give me money. I jumped back in my car and booked it.

    • @winterfox6930
      @winterfox6930 7 лет назад +7

      What if he throws it at you? :o

  • @markogasi6354
    @markogasi6354 7 лет назад +887

    Master Yu: May I help you?
    Detective James Carter: We'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?
    Master Yu: Yu.
    Detective James Carter: No, not me. You.
    Master Yu: Yes, I'm Yu.
    Detective James Carter: Just answer the damn question! Who are you?
    Master Yu: I have told you!
    Detective James Carter: Are you deaf?
    Master Yu: No. Yu is blind.
    Detective James Carter: I'm not blind. You blind.
    Master Yu: That is what I just said.
    Detective James Carter: You just said what?
    Master Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu.
    Detective James Carter: That's what I'm asking you.
    Master Yu: And Yu was answering.
    Detective James Carter: Shut up!
    Detective James Carter: You!
    Master Yu: Yes?
    Detective James Carter: Not you. Him! What's your name?
    Mi: Mi.
    Detective James Carter: Yes, you.
    Mi: I'm Mi.
    Master Yu: He's Mi and I'm Yu.
    Detective James Carter: And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games! You, me? Everybody's ass around here!

    • @LonelyStardefender
      @LonelyStardefender 7 лет назад +39

      Marko Gaši we need one more...gawd i loved those ones

    • @dewokbabys3140
      @dewokbabys3140 7 лет назад +3

      Marko Gaši yeyeyeyyeyeyeyuvuqwgdbl qwqijdn

    • @usmang.a7770
      @usmang.a7770 7 лет назад +16

      Yeah this was gold

    • @Daizeallen
      @Daizeallen 7 лет назад +8

      OHMYGOD, priceless man

    • @Lunatico805
      @Lunatico805 7 лет назад +7

      Left out the best part "Him!"

  • @zawthantkyaw
    @zawthantkyaw 7 лет назад +68

    'First i protect my self, then... Then you gone'
    *shakes head*

  • @Echo_Noven
    @Echo_Noven 5 лет назад +30

    1:40 he almost slipped into the Mandarin “you” for a moment that was nice

  • @chuchuchuchia
    @chuchuchuchia 7 лет назад +1193

    Omg that outfit Olivia please you're making me weak

    • @dewanhassan7320
      @dewanhassan7320 6 лет назад +18

      Oscar Barahona god bless you my friend

    • @meme9924
      @meme9924 6 лет назад +13

      Your profile pic fits this comment, nicely done 😂

    • @soniverse3844
      @soniverse3844 6 лет назад +9

      Go beat that meaaaa....

    • @guoru863
      @guoru863 6 лет назад +4

      its actually on pornhub lol

    • @PoKeKidMPK1
      @PoKeKidMPK1 6 лет назад +2

      CT-1138 LUL i wonder how many people missed that lol

  • @stormy3898
    @stormy3898 7 лет назад +896

    First Jackie protecc then he attacc

    • @zosqi
      @zosqi 7 лет назад +27

      Stormy2k but most importantly, he movie *ACC*

    • @SanjuSingh
      @SanjuSingh 7 лет назад +1

      Stormy2k then extract and finally detract.

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 7 лет назад +17

      Second Jackie Chen respecc wamen

    • @pinecone425
      @pinecone425 7 лет назад +4

      Most importantly, he come bacc

    • @mrgallbladder
      @mrgallbladder 7 лет назад

      Jackie Chan and Crazy Russian Hacker do an episode together

  • @YodaDJmaster
    @YodaDJmaster 7 лет назад +419

    I've been kickboxing for about 7 years and practicing Muay Thai for 4. But I'm still not about to fight a guy who's wielding a knife or a gun frik that, I'm noping the hell out of there.
    *Mad respect to Jackie Chan though, who would literally destroy you with a piece of cloth if you had a knife.*

    • @pebblez_
      @pebblez_ 7 лет назад +1

      Nice Try weak give me ur skills

    • @YodaDJmaster
      @YodaDJmaster 7 лет назад +34

      Azyatic
      Hey don't get me wrong, the lessons I've learned as a fighter have been perfect for self defense (or in some of my cases, defending someone else,) fair fights are easy for me, but if my hypothetical opponent is standing there with a swiss army knife, I'm not running at him unless I've got one of my own.

    • @pebblez_
      @pebblez_ 7 лет назад +3

      Nice Try knee his ass before he move a muscle

    • @NotHarpoGroucho
      @NotHarpoGroucho 7 лет назад +17

      It depends on how long the cloth is, you could twist it up and whip the knife out of the attackers hand, and then just keep whipping them.

    • @Guts_Brando
      @Guts_Brando 7 лет назад +2

      Kane Hearst lmfao

  • @learnmyname123
    @learnmyname123 5 лет назад +82

    "No one wins a knife fight, one guy just gets cut less badly"

    • @Draknareth
      @Draknareth 4 года назад +7

      The phrase I always heard was "The winner of a knife fight gets to die in the ambulance instead of in the street"

  • @sreetamaroy1
    @sreetamaroy1 7 лет назад +152

    I see Jackie chan ..i click. And i am not Chinese .i am an Indian. Love this man. He is so humble..

    • @xDarklord986x
      @xDarklord986x 7 лет назад +12

      Sarat R Wtf? Does it matter if ur chinese or indian or antartican to like jackie chan?

    • @DanielleMoore_artist
      @DanielleMoore_artist 7 лет назад +4

      Who does not love Jackie Chan his an international treasure 😘

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 7 лет назад +1

      Who doesn't love Jackie? No matter where they are from?

    • @lolblehXD
      @lolblehXD 7 лет назад +1

      looking for complements i see

    • @kylerpolson4811
      @kylerpolson4811 7 лет назад

      CoolMidnight Blue all of China hates him apparently :/

  • @MrUktemplar
    @MrUktemplar 7 лет назад +354

    One arrow alone can be easily broken but many arrows are indestructible - Genghis khan

    • @JASDKA1
      @JASDKA1 7 лет назад

      Sam Carney Like!

    • @kaioken_khan3841
      @kaioken_khan3841 6 лет назад +14

      stop quoting my ancestors lol

    • @No_Ones_gay_for_moleman
      @No_Ones_gay_for_moleman 6 лет назад +27

      tabesh khan He's 2/3rds of the world's population ancestor. Man killed enough lives to cause a climate change.

    • @aqibpatwary
      @aqibpatwary 6 лет назад +4

      Oscar Barahona he’s not even close to 2/3 of world’s ancestor, he is related to a vast number of ppl, but not 2/3

    • @mohammadmunawaruddin6716
      @mohammadmunawaruddin6716 6 лет назад

      Woo dude😂.seriously😧

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 7 лет назад +200

    Bianca: "Wait but I really don't understand how karate people break through cement and shit with their hands?"
    It's easy to break through shit with your hand since shit is generally soft and squishy. Just be sure to thoroughly wash the hand afterwards.

    • @beeyoungkah_vip
      @beeyoungkah_vip 6 лет назад +4

      James Anthony thank you for answering my question.

  • @MrBeiragua
    @MrBeiragua 5 лет назад +20

    Kata for knife defense:
    1. Yell
    2. Turn
    3. Run

    • @9o1ybius
      @9o1ybius 5 лет назад +1

      Mosco Monster literally true, nice job

  • @tencents
    @tencents 7 лет назад +289

    finished 200 jackie chan movies. am ninja master now

    • @buymoreguns5924
      @buymoreguns5924 6 лет назад +5

      Ninja is a Japanese thing I believe

    • @asjidkalam
      @asjidkalam 6 лет назад

      Yo congrats dude

    • @walla165
      @walla165 6 лет назад

      No you’re not.

    • @novski3175
      @novski3175 6 лет назад

      Saitama lost hair cuz he wants to be a hero so bad his hair fell off.
      You want to be a Ninja so bad you have a motto. If I can't see them they can't see me. Therefore, you've lost your face and have completed the natural way of monsterification.

  • @eerereps
    @eerereps 7 лет назад +456

    0:35 Jackie broke it, not Olivia - you see his thumbs flexing?
    Play it in slow motion at 0.25x and you can clearly see it!

    • @wowanothercookie
      @wowanothercookie 7 лет назад +100

      I know, but it's still a nice trick.

    • @Maxground600
      @Maxground600 7 лет назад +95

      Holy shit, you're right! The board breaks before her head makes contact

    • @randomfrog7974
      @randomfrog7974 7 лет назад +137

      eerereps wow I did not catch that! Good eye. Jackie is so nice, making sure that lady didn't hurt her head.

    • @Divionist
      @Divionist 7 лет назад +14

      That's generally what some people do when teaching.

    • @LizziesLukas
      @LizziesLukas 7 лет назад +24

      Oh, maybe that's why Olivia didn't show any sign of pain after doing that.

  • @heymonalisacani6795
    @heymonalisacani6795 7 лет назад +10

    Jackie Chan is fucking amazing. He is and he always will be

  • @CartoonyPirate
    @CartoonyPirate 3 года назад +81

    "Jackie Chan is so nice, he broke the plank before she headbutted it"
    He wasn't acting nice. He was acting smart.
    one headbutt alone could injure her head badly if done wrong

    • @ShivamSharma-hn1lh
      @ShivamSharma-hn1lh 3 года назад +3

      Good observation

    • @mavoc3094
      @mavoc3094 3 года назад +4

      She has done Taekwondo her entire life, is a black belt, and that cheap wood wouldn't have been an issue for anyone.

    • @Chet22
      @Chet22 3 года назад +3

      I think he did it because he was certain she would not break it with the head, and it would look bad on her. Calculated.

    • @random2985
      @random2985 3 года назад

      But you have an anime profile picture.

    • @SleepyCinnamon
      @SleepyCinnamon 2 года назад

      @@random2985 and? so do i, but im an actual martial artist, u have a lowercase r with an orange background as your pfp u cant be talking

  • @Jc5mith
    @Jc5mith 5 лет назад +30

    This was a fun video. I love when he said I don't meditate I have ADD. I haven't seen Olivia in a long time. It's good to see them both.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 5 лет назад +2

      By both, do you mean Olivia and Jackie or Olivia's chest?

  • @DarthRevan260
    @DarthRevan260 6 лет назад +59

    When you expect to see comments about how hot Olivia is and then realise that the majority of comments prays Jackie, that's just so cool. This man is a legend

    • @TheDailyDriver
      @TheDailyDriver 5 лет назад +4

      DarthRevan260 word. Also it’s praise, not prays. :)

    • @slurp3194
      @slurp3194 4 года назад

      DarthRevan260 shes ugly after all that plastic i am sorry lol

  • @Ahmad-qj6ij
    @Ahmad-qj6ij 7 лет назад +124

    I knew karate people break cement with their hands... But honestly, I had no idea they shit with their hands too. You learn something everyday.

    • @wingnutofcoolness
      @wingnutofcoolness 7 лет назад +4

      Nobody Here I think they meant they brake cement and brake shit. There were no commas. Anyone can brake shit but if you don't know Karate it can be a mess.

    • @haziqmajid1604
      @haziqmajid1604 7 лет назад

      Nobody Here ikr. Im gonna need to learn karate to shit better now

    • @jacksu7286
      @jacksu7286 7 лет назад

      HAHAHAHA best comment ever

    • @NhatAnhPhamDr
      @NhatAnhPhamDr 7 лет назад

      Do you know Deidara in "Naruto" movie ? Just like that

    • @Ahmad-qj6ij
      @Ahmad-qj6ij 7 лет назад +1

      wingnutofcoolness Brake shit? Like stop shitting? Like really severe constipation? 😉

  • @Comicsluvr
    @Comicsluvr Год назад +1

    Most outrageous thing I've ever seen Jackie use was a stepladder. Amazing video there.

  • @StewartFletcher
    @StewartFletcher 7 лет назад +157

    Jackie is the greatest man ever

    • @kaensuuunnni1525
      @kaensuuunnni1525 7 лет назад

      Stewart Fletcher
      Agree....
      Hodor comes second. No debate.

    • @rayakroc
      @rayakroc 7 лет назад

      Bill Murray is an awesome dude too!

  • @Headbangerr-en2cc
    @Headbangerr-en2cc 4 года назад +28

    4:05 - apes together strong.

  • @alerxztwistkid9953
    @alerxztwistkid9953 5 лет назад +6

    I really don't want Jackie to get old

  • @eliazarvalentine7690
    @eliazarvalentine7690 5 лет назад +254

    I want to see Keanu Reeves and Jackie Chan in a movie with Olivia Munn

    • @nathanschallack
      @nathanschallack 5 лет назад +5

      Keanu Reeves?

    • @TurdFurgeson571
      @TurdFurgeson571 5 лет назад +3

      @@nathanschallack Kiana is his step sister who is 30 years older than him. She doesn't even act and claims to have never seen any of Keanu's movies.

    • @chrisalan6476
      @chrisalan6476 5 лет назад +6

      Try Pornhub maybe?

    • @shadowswithin702
      @shadowswithin702 5 лет назад +1

      I would def watch that

    • @unplugged123
      @unplugged123 4 года назад +6

      Olivia Munn sucks. Why even bother to put her in a movie with these legends?

  • @kaziboy264
    @kaziboy264 7 лет назад +43

    Zhan Zhuang isnt really meditation, its more endurance training by standing/squatting in a certain position for a number of time until your body starts quivering. It does have some meditative properties though but not the point. Also I guess Jackie Chan didn't get the reference because he speaks Cantonese not Mandarin Chinese.

    • @BenjiSun
      @BenjiSun 7 лет назад +12

      Michael Ding he speaks both fine. it's whatever idiot in the background telling him it's meditation. after everyone else butchers the pronunciation. we don't learn english pinyin to learn our own mother tongue.... *smdh*

    • @xxxander0203
      @xxxander0203 7 лет назад +6

      Yes I noticed that too....I believe that guy is asking about "站樁" but not "Zen". Jackie didn't read the question himself and got misled by the staff woman.

    • @pranakhan
      @pranakhan 7 лет назад

      Jackies not really a traditionalist anyway, I'm not sure he'd have a lot to offer on the issue. Hes a specialist, trained in a very specific branch of Gongfu concerned with theatre performance.

  • @Mrlegitbeans
    @Mrlegitbeans 7 лет назад +10

    This is an odd combination. Really wanted a solo Jackie Chan video

  • @akshpatel40
    @akshpatel40 7 лет назад +189

    Lol .....jackie chan broke that wood plate by his hands just to cheer up the lady .......!! watch it again

    • @NekoMouser
      @NekoMouser 7 лет назад +23

      Yeah, it's clear in the frame-by-frame view that it's broken about two frames before her head hits it.

    • @dakarthvirdan1135
      @dakarthvirdan1135 7 лет назад +7

      on the both times: hand and head
      Good guy Jackie Chan! We gotta love this dude! :)

  • @justinadamson9978
    @justinadamson9978 5 лет назад +5

    I love both of these guys so much. I wish they worked together in almost anything. I would totally watch it.

  • @DingoEstrea96
    @DingoEstrea96 7 лет назад +113

    Fun fact that I didn't know before. At 0:36 Jackie breaks the board first before her head makes contact to make it look like she broke it with her head. And thats probably what he did in the one before.
    Therefore, have someone break it before you do. The magic of props XD

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 6 лет назад +2

      Wow

    • @s0hail99
      @s0hail99 6 лет назад +3

      Haha noticed that too! Looked in the comments to find someone else who did too! :D

    • @noelitonoelito
      @noelitonoelito 6 лет назад +16

      She is also a Martial Artist but it was nice of him to be a gentleman and not let her face hit the wood.

    • @noelitonoelito
      @noelitonoelito 6 лет назад +6

      Sagrotan only if they have a large stick up their behind. She may just not want to be on that high horse and is just down to have fun with her friend.

    • @withyouforyou6214
      @withyouforyou6214 6 лет назад

      faking it = having fun with your spouse

  • @n.laughpuff6653
    @n.laughpuff6653 5 лет назад +63

    Randoms: How do i chop cement?
    Jackie: Shows how to break plywood

    • @supersayainjesus7204
      @supersayainjesus7204 4 года назад +6

      except that isn't plywood.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 4 года назад +1

      It is wood that is plyable, therefore it IS plywood, yu dumbass

  • @TimothyRudy
    @TimothyRudy 7 лет назад +444

    Why is it every time a cement question is asked, Jackie starts talking about wood?

    • @Duenschissdoktor
      @Duenschissdoktor 7 лет назад +125

      Because he got wood

    • @russellballard6473
      @russellballard6473 7 лет назад +112

      Timothy Rudy because wood and cement have the same effect it matters on aim and position

    • @trobin
      @trobin 7 лет назад +57

      Russell Ballard also they don’t want to clean the studio

    • @kashre
      @kashre 7 лет назад +125

      If you were standing next to Olivia Munn you'd be thinking about wood too

    • @brucetrx
      @brucetrx 7 лет назад +5

      Fine the line in the cement and then chop. Lol

  • @isaiahgunn6435
    @isaiahgunn6435 4 года назад +7

    Jackie shopping for jackets
    Jackie: " oh yeah they gone with this one"
    1:45