My Brain Size has doubled since the last time we met, Count
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Anakin Skywalker exposes Chancellor Palpatine's and Count Dooku's plot.
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Chancellor gone , carry on.
cocaine gone, carry on
Do a video where they start discussing about the catchphrase in the end
I wonder what the galaxy would be like if Padme became Chancellor. "Oh Annie, You're my Jedi Order..."
😂 lol as always . How do you recreate the character’s voices?
Should've thrown the brain from the thumbnail in it. I wanted to make an "ack ack!" joke....
“What’s up, my dudes?” -Count Sudoku
"Ah, you wont get away this time." Obi-Gone said calmly.
They are so casual, l love it😂
"Is... that really true, Palps?"
Holly? Is that you? Are we talking jape of the decade?
Count but the o is silent
"Man I shouldn't have left the High Ground."
Bro ppl are sleepin on this one 🤣🤣
Holy shit looking back now... why did he purposely leave the high ground and force jump down?
@@aaqz2710 because he clearly didn't take the high ground feat unlike Obi wan, giving him advantage on all attacks made from high ground. So for him being closer to the action gave him a better position, rather than the high ground. Obi wan, being the teacher of Anakin, would have of course meant that Anakin has intimate knowledge of the built Obi Wan chose, so claiming the high ground as a pre-emptive for victory made sense as a statement in his situation.
@@crilleedara true 🤣🤣
this is literally my fav part of the video its gold
He sounds like the kind of guy to write a doctoral thesis on the tragedy of one Darth Plagueis the Wise
Ah, it's a story I've read a great many times from the Jedi.
The Wide.
@@JoeUzzolinoThe Nice
"And that was how your father became a Jedi Master." Anakin told Luke and Leia.
Of course, Darth Plagueis was your former sith master. It's obvious he's not around anymore so clearly your promises to cheat death are some sort of deception.
I love since hes handcuffed hes just forced to watch big brain anakin figure out his entire scheme, fits perfectly
If hes handcuffed and he cant do anythng why doesnt dooku just kill sidious before because he knows hes dead🫡
"Embrace oblivion sucker!"
Those aren't handcuffs, those are sith meditation bracelets 🤣
@@isucktrustme8672ah yes, its big brain time
Im very sure Sideous could get free easily if he wanted/had to
He said the thing. He said Dichotomy
He also said c*nt
What's so funny about that? 😏
Dichotomy
Don't tell Mace.
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay I don't know what the precise origin of it is but it's something Anakin often says in humorous videos that portray him as vastly more intelligent than he is. I first encountered it in Anakin has a doctorate in Darth plagueis the wise studies (seals are good) but I don't know if that's the true origin
Notice how throughout the video, Anakin manages to make those around him gradually smarter. He is truly an inspiration 😊😊
This is what NPR does.
@@mitchjohnson4714 wow lol
that's why he's the chosen one, I guess
Except Palpatine. Dude didn’t even fight back.
@@mitchjohnson4714is your name a mash between mitch McConnell and mike Johnson? Jesus christ
"No, why would I betray you count" damn palps openly admitted he's collaborating with Dooku 😂😂😂😂
He said "Cunt" 😂
And he said cunt instead of count so he burnt both his bridges in that sentence
🤣🤣🤣
Anakin's smart. That's why. 😅
I thought he said c*nt lol
I swear I heard “cu**”
Count sudoku 😂
I can't! 😂
And Sudoku called him Skywanker! 🤣
c*nt sudoku 🤣
!!!!!!
Chancellor Paperplane last words are always the same "Umm Sh*t" 😅😅 Then he gets chopped up 😂😂
Paperplane gone,...carry on ! 😂😂😂
Gave me a seizure
Imagine him saying My Penis has doubled in length since the last time we met Count🤣🤣
Palpatine somehow few movies after: GUESS WHOS BACK?
Anakin: "I watched a lot of Rick and Morty before I came here. My intelligence has surpassed the simple dichotomy of stupid and smart."
Anakin: I have watched every episode in Rick and Morty, Count. My IQ is now negative.
I found that show boring
@@Bluesonofman Ye, show is boring...I would kill for some more interdimenion cable tho
@@andyrules999 I couldn’t get past the First episode. Once and awhile I will find a interesting clip on RUclips but it’s probably because those are the ‘good’ parts of the show
@@Bluesonofman Its worth giving another go. What shows do you like, got any you would recommend?
Anakin: My Brain size has doubled since the last time we met count
Count Sudoku: Impossible. 2 times 0 is still 0
I mean, he can _count_
@@tlotro625 I see what you did there
Ah, but the zero was just a rounding error. 2 x 0.00001 is 0.00002
Hayden's AI voice is spot-on, dude.
I hope hayden sees this 😂
Alfox IS Hayden 😜
wdym its real
I love that carry on joke you add to the end of every video.
"Well, chancellor gone, carry on." ~Coutn Sudoku
Not sure it’s a joke though, I feel like it is the one really real thing left on the internet now.
He's planting the seeds for a future of endless merchandise with these many iconic phrases
That "joke" has probably came from a throwaway line said by *Admiral Firmus Piett* in _Return of the Jedi._
As Vader says that he'll deal with Rebels himself, Piett goes: _"As you wish, my Lord. Carry on."_
@@alexfischer7876 Nerd
Anakin sounds like a narrator...
His voice while jumping and kicking count soduku is so calm.
It's ki d of unnerving actually. Lime he's not even trying
Paperplane gone, carry on
Paperplane gone, Bro 🤣🤣
1:47 dooku calls anakin skywanker😂
@@User-fz5bw skywanker, use your ears
“Dude, what?”
-Obi Wan
-Carry On
Dude, i have no idea whats going on.
@@Wertsir Dude, you're really freaking me out -count doodoo
Obi Wank, judging from the others' names.
-Dude it
"EMBRACE OBLIVION SUCKER!" OMG why did this kill me so dead?!
I loved it too lol
I discovered this channel yesterday and have developed a double hernia from laughing. Mobility gone, carry on.
Haha ;D
😂🤣😂🤣
0:11 Well, Im certain that elaborating on this would overtax your cognitive resources :)
Anakin got the bad ending by becoming darth vader so he restarted his game so he could save padme thats how he knows everything
Palps like meh I am done with you now it's Anakin's turn to please me muhahahahahahahaha
"My brain size has doubled"
Two times zero is still zero.
Uhm actually, technically ones brain size can't be zero!!! 🤓👆
so underatted
@@perssontm1628 Anakin is evidence to the contrary
Incorrect
Actually the best ending
Agreed
The only thing that could’ve gone better in this universe is if qui-gonn lived.
The ending of the soviet union was better
@@christopherstein2024 I don't know,man, seems like the ending of the USA is topping that by far. Search "bridging the collapse gap"
"Dude, you really freaking me out!"
That smile fits it perfectly, Count is so confused he has no idea what is going on.
why should he Palps was like wait what just happened i am glad I won but what the hell just happened?😲😲
2:14 Embrace Oblivion sucker
2:12*
Best part of the video
“Dichotomy between the Republic and the separatists”
HE SAID THE THING
Skywanker's brain so big he got Obi-Gone to remember Machiavelli.
Anakin: who's Machiavelli?
Obi-Wan: Oh some future megalomaniac from a galaxy far far away from here on a planet that hasn't even begun to have life...umm never mind, pretend I didn't use that phrase. sh!t, now I have to kill you all.
Thousand year plan to eliminate the Jedi gone, carry on
yeah it was a thousand years of planning to make happen at least if not more🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:32 he said WHAT?!?!?
"My apologies is the to the republican Anakin. To dichotomy!"
Post- credits scene:
Obi-Wan: Dude, I just realized something. The Original Trilogy no longer makes sense!
Anakin: Dude, it never did anyway. During the entire Clone War, have you ever seen so much as a single torpedo making a 90 degrees turn?
Obi-Wan [thinks for a moment]: Hmmm... no, I don't think I have.
Anakin: Exactly. It defies the laws of physics.
Dooku: What are you two talking about?
Anakin: Old dude, shut up!
Obi-Wan: Yes, we need to get out of here before I brake the 4th wall again.
Anakin: Dude, you just did it again!
Obi-Wan: Have I? Oops! Well, 4th wall gone, carry on. 🖖
May the force be with you always master general sir Hayden and
Always
Very well then
The exhaust port sucked the torpedo in because of the spaceballs meme about " suck to blow ".
If Christopher Nolan made star wars
Obi-Wan Canoli really said machiavellian machinations 😂😂😂
Organ Canoli
Big brain Anakin literally negs the entire Star Wars universe lol. No diff😂.
Anakin:"He Even Plans To Call Me Darth Vader"
Insidious invader
Man, your work is the best and deserves more recognition. As a follower here are some humble ideas for your next videos.
1. Anakin's force ghost meets his childhood version.
2. Padmé meets Kylo Ren
3. Luke, did I ever tell you about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
4. Darth Jar Jar eliminates the younglings
Well, Padme is Ben Solo’s grandmother, so that’s a good suggestion.
Also, autocorrect is a Sith.
Count Sudoku 🤣
1:49 I nearly spat out my drink, you have excellent writing skills this was hilarious.
I will never get enough of big brain academic scholar "thesis" Anakin
Count Sudoku. These names are getting better
"I've already incorporated the Chancellor's scheming into my thesis."
1:57
Why did Obi-Wan suddenly get an IQ boost here?
Also I unironically want to see a version of Star Wars with big brain Anakin.
I keep rewatching this video.
"Good. Twice the size, double the seizure"
Yeah, Dichotomy!
The timeline where Anakin took Qui-Gon's advice and actually bothered to listen to his midichlorians. 😂
1:43 he said it!
others brains got bigger too by just listening to anakin for 2 minutes 💀
This isn't the good ending, this is the BEST ENDING
Anakin doesn't need all those midhichlorians with this amount of IQ
I like the "Yikes! Well, carry on."
0:53 , so uncivilised
Opened the eyes of both a Jedi and a Dark Lord. Truly the Chosen One.
“What’s up, my dudes?”
"Embrace oblivion sucker!"
thats sheev look on kenobi lmao
What's wrong with Anderson? Did he read the scripts or wtf?
He can read??
Intelligent Anakin is definitely my favourite Anakin now
Man, I kinda wish it went down like that with Anakin just becomming full potential chosen one genius who also brings unprecedented technological progress to the republic
Haha how casually you can say " Count Sudoku". Think about it.
“Yikes!” Man…. Dooku saying that after seeing Palpatine getting brutally executed by Obi-Wan and Anakin was my favorite part
Embrace Oblivion
Lol.
I always resolve myself to not laugh at these parody names. The situations/dialogue fine, but the names...
And then I'm hit with Count Sudoku and I'm a helpless giggling fool.
How funny is that idea
All the names are genius really, like Master Yoghurt had me giggling the first time I heard it. Or Master Windshield lol
Darth Vaper too@@perssontm1628
(2:05) "Thus, we must act *decisively* ..."
Love the way he said that.
1:38 The whole thing is funny, but for some reason, idk why…….this part has me in tears. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭
Count Sudoku 😂🤣😂 this is gold
Referring to Machiavelli who hasn't even been born yet is another whole level of smartness :)
Give me more Darth Mailman
I think he is on the Mall
The Darth Mall
Revenge of the Sith being cut down to first 7 minutes or so. 👍
Basically What if Anakin maxed out Intelligence
But where did he put his points in the movies? He ignored intelligence and charisma, he didnt do much with force, and even if he did put them all in melee skills, he still lost to Dooku and got his hand chopped, and Obi-Wan chopped all of his legs.
"Yikes!"
-Sir Christopher Lee
Plot twist: palpatine is not a sith lord on this time line
D I C H O T O M Y
Obi-wan: Anakin, the council has told you to stop bringing this up, do I have to remind you what happened the last time?
good ending dooku might be forgiven but not forgotten and joins yoda once more for an long redemption arc
2:11 when your plan that your planning for hundredes of years is finally put into action and is surprising going well and then some prick comes along and ruins all your plans, is moments away from killing you and your defensless with no escape.
"Damn, i should not have left the high ground" 🤣
Anakin is really smart this time
Alfox do a vidéo when they notice the "......,carry on"
I think the recap video released recently had Master Yogurt saying, "a new catchphrase you have"
@@TheVampireAzriellike a full video discussing about it
2:07 what about Warcrimes and child soldiers, Anakin?
I am a warcriminal like my father before me - Luke
A piece of Sith Jedi are - Yoda
Just casually exposing the chancelors whole plan as if he was a time traveller from the future
Still waiting for bounty hunter part 2
Maximumer IQ Anakin 🤣🤣
"Inherent dichotomy"
Oh no, not again...
"Dude you're really freaking me out." "Master Skywankwer."😂😂😂😂😂😂 "Umm shit." Never gets old😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
I love how Count Sudoku and Uber Van Kenobi are confused at the beginning but as Anakin Skywanker speaks with 500IQ, they understand and speak that way too
Count sudoku😂
I'm so conflicted... I know Artificial Intelligence will destroy mankind as we know it, but, damn, this is good... 😂
The future always changes our environment eventually, sometimes we just have to change with it.
I love the Anakin is a genius memes 🤣
Well, Anakin is all way Wrong, cause the real Sith Lord is in the Senate right now and says something like: "Mesa is appointing mesaself to the Senate thisa time!"
'Double' is kind of an understatement
Title: "my brain size has doubled since the last time we met count"
My brain immediately: "but zero times two is still zero"
Count sudoku is wild 0:45
I searched “Chancellor Paper plane” and found this. Was not disappointed.
" Skywanker " love it.
If I had a nickel for every portrayal of Anakin using the word dichotomy, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's odd that it happened twice
Chancellor paperplane 💀💀💀
I always thought it was so weird that Paplatine was being held captive ON A THRONE.
"Count Sudoku, I never could really understand how to solve your puzzling mysteries. I was never good with numbers. I was always better at using words, such as, 'My heart... is beating... I'm... Shatnering now... as if... I'm... dealing with a Klingon. Carry... on.'"
Now if you can only show a logical sequence of events that leads to Anakin having all this information, that would be great. Although, that one scene in Attack of the clones always had me scratching my head when Dooku said "What if I told you the Republic was under control of the dark lord of the Sith?" I would think that Obi Wan would respond by saying something like "That makes way too much sense. Out of nowhere, a clone army is ready for war after a 10 year growth period, and fighting for the Republic at the exact same time that these Seperatists start becoming a military threat? There's no way that's a coincidence."
bro this is masterpiece
Anakin Skywanker.
Obi wand cornobi.
Emperor paperplane.
Count poo poo.
Padme adrenalin.