Growing up in Älmhult, Sweden (Where the first IKEA, now turned into a museum) is located, never once did I imagine I'd watch 5 people pretend to be in a post-apocalyptic version of that one IKEA. I'm still waiting for Crendor to do his pilgrimage
*Strippin* as 'The Swedish aquatic bear'. *Jesse* as 'The Oprah-Badger'. *Dodger* as 'Naruto... but a cat !'. Also starring... *That one other normal guy* as 'Himself'.
I like to believe that all the game took place In the mind of Jp, who became crazy after The nuclear fallout and is filming with a phone that has been dead for four years.
Someday I want a Rollplay that is "Rollplay: Winnie the Pooh". Jesse plays Pooh, Dodger plays Piglet, Strippin is Tigger and Crendor, of course, plays Eeyore. Christopher Robin is the GM. Get on this JP :P
Okända- Unknown: as in "Unknown people" Härliga- Delightful : as in "Delightful people" Gröndal- Green valley (Literal translation.) Skogsklöver- Clover of the woods (literal translation) or zigzag clover (the English name for it) Ängslilja- Lily of the Meadow (literal translation). Note that most of these are inexact due to being literal, not proper, translations. Therefor the ones marked as "Literal translation" are most likely wrong.
Skogsklöver - Trifolium medium, a sort of plant. Okända - Unknown (Direct translation) Gröndal - Green Valley (A place in Sweden) Ängslilja -A type of Lily as well as the name of duvet and pillow cases in IKEA. Härliga - An expression usually sued to describe something being "nice!.
Jessy - Okända=Unknown (Yes, the word means "Unknown") Strippin - Ängslilja=Meadow lily (No English word, but it's a flower. Also Björn/Bjorn=Bear) JP - Härliga=Lovely/Nice Dex - Skogsklöver=Forest Clover (No English word, but is also a flower/weed, we got the flower duo) Cren - Gröndal=A location (Direct translation = Green Dale/valley)
Oh it wasn't meant as a complaint. sorry if that appeared to be the message because you can't hear the way I'm saying it. I'll add a winky-face next time.
Whiskers: *definitely gets mutations a cat would have* Wildcard: *set up to be insane, mutations are plain and nothing like wildcard was set up for* Bjorn: *He is what he is* Wildcard got the short stick I think, but it's funny
i didn't fly to anyone's defense. its an outlandish and baseless assertion that trump would lead us to a world war when all evidence points to the exact contrary- that hillary would have led us to war with russia which would very likely have caused a real world war. you people are so politically unconscious and devoid of any ability to think logically for yourselves that you will spit in the face of anyone who disagrees with you even if you're clearly in the wrong. you're just making yourself look like a clown
The moment a youtuber roleplays themselfs you know you're in for a wild ride. The moment you add a blind aqua-bear, a honeybadger with weird eyes who cares and demon-summoning-ninja-cat-clooner-house-cat-ranger-mutant and a GM who doesn't even care in a post-apocalypse Ikea you know your in for some A-class shit.
As someone who lives less than two hours away by car I can see it clearly in my mind's eye: The hallowed grounds of IKEA Älmhult, found in the deepest part of the irradiated forests of Småland, a land plagued by marauding bands riding A-Tractors and Speedway bikes, carnivorous spruce trees, and the usual cannibal woodland yokels you found there before the bombs fell.. Yup, I'm in. This is gonna be magical.
Die-kea... I couldn't imagine who would ever do such a thing. I thought Steven, cause he did the Maid RPG stuff, but I havent seen him in ever. Adam? He... I dont know. The others I dont remember? Hell no. Dodger? didnt even think of her. WHO ELSE WHO ELSE BUT FUCKING CRENDOR.
well. there's only one Crendor just as there's only one sun on our sky. And so like sun, he keeps to bright our days. (Yes, i know that sun is just another star, but this was way too poetic to pass)
Well Sam came up with the idea back in 2015 at Coxcon where he pictured an idea of there being a post-apocalyptic world with an Ikea and Crendor had trapped the Ikea Home Alone style except people die. (It is in "CoxCon 2015 - Sam and Crendor.... the panel?" at 21:10)
When you randomly roll mutations like that there isn't much choice you can take to "balance" it, lol... This was a one-shot done for fun anyway. These types of things just made it funnier. They might have been annoying in a more "serious" campaign but for these circumstances it was totally fine.
I mean you could balance it if you used a more diverse system, for example have one ability-table to roll actually useful mutations and one cosmetics-table to roll stuff like different eye colors or particularly thick mustaches. But Deathbrewer is right, it's not a serious campaign, so who cares?
So we've got Princess Whiskers the mutant demonologist cat cloner, Wildcard the mutant empathic, drab-eyed honey badger, Bjorn the farsighted aqua-bear, and JP.
Increased empathy, eh? So honey badger DO give a fuck.
No, Jesse had to have a fucking mutation to get Empathy...
I mean, it said "more empathetic than the rest of your species". That doesn't necessarily mean much when your species is a honey badger. XD
Every couple of years i come back and rewatch this, i need another diekea campaign
This entire scenario is just Crendor in a nutshell and I fucking love it.
Growing up in Älmhult, Sweden (Where the first IKEA, now turned into a museum) is located, never once did I imagine I'd watch 5 people pretend to be in a post-apocalyptic version of that one IKEA. I'm still waiting for Crendor to do his pilgrimage
*Strippin* as 'The Swedish aquatic bear'.
*Jesse* as 'The Oprah-Badger'.
*Dodger* as 'Naruto... but a cat !'.
Also starring... *That one other normal guy* as 'Himself'.
I like to believe that all the game took place In the mind of Jp, who became crazy after The nuclear fallout and is filming with a phone that has been dead for four years.
oh my god that's perfect xD
I choose to belief that he even hears Crendor narrate in his head.
I love how this game just starts with the crendor validation chamber
Someday I want a Rollplay that is "Rollplay: Winnie the Pooh". Jesse plays Pooh, Dodger plays Piglet, Strippin is Tigger and Crendor, of course, plays Eeyore. Christopher Robin is the GM.
Get on this JP :P
why is this not a thing???
You have my money. Don't care if you kickstart this thing or what. IT HAS TO HAPPEN!
Oh my god please do this. It would be the funniest thing in the fucking world.
I heard Dodger's voice and I already knew this was going to be a great session.
And then Jesse opened his mouth and it went another level up.
Is anyone else really convinced Crendor is an early-model android that has not yet perfected human emotion?
Crendor, become human
Crendor was a prototype model that escaped from the factory that makes those Zuckerberg lizards.
Crendor really is the anti-salt. Totally OP.
Crendor's complete apathy is incredible.
When I saw the name of this, I thought "It would be criminal if Crendor wasn't involved."
Not only is he involved, he's in charge.
who else could come up with this idea?
WOW, the honey badger does care!!!
Best result possible to have an empathy for Jesse...
markotark I didn't think of that
the roleplay i never knew i wanted
Dodger's face when she learns what her first mutation does is priceless.
I keep coming back to this every now and then. 3 years later and it's still the funniest RPG I've ever had the pleasure of watching.
As a swede, the names are almost unbarebly funny!
Okända- Unknown: as in "Unknown people"
Härliga- Delightful : as in "Delightful people"
Gröndal- Green valley (Literal translation.)
Skogsklöver- Clover of the woods (literal translation) or zigzag clover (the English name for it)
Ängslilja- Lily of the Meadow (literal translation).
Note that most of these are inexact due to being literal, not proper, translations. Therefor the ones marked as "Literal translation" are most likely wrong.
Skogsklöver - Trifolium medium, a sort of plant.
Okända - Unknown (Direct translation)
Gröndal - Green Valley (A place in Sweden)
Ängslilja -A type of Lily as well as the name of duvet and pillow cases in IKEA.
Härliga - An expression usually sued to describe something being "nice!.
Jessy - Okända=Unknown (Yes, the word means "Unknown")
Strippin - Ängslilja=Meadow lily (No English word, but it's a flower. Also Björn/Bjorn=Bear)
JP - Härliga=Lovely/Nice
Dex - Skogsklöver=Forest Clover (No English word, but is also a flower/weed, we got the flower duo)
Cren - Gröndal=A location (Direct translation = Green Dale/valley)
Actually Jesse's word above him is 'Ökända' which translates into 'notorious'
I was like "you're wrong for reasons" but then I saw that the name changed from okända to ökända when they changed layout.
This type of campaign is what seasoned players in my hood call "Lolplaying"
Eh oneshots are made for that sort of thing. Since you only really get 3-5 hours for the whole "campaign"
You make it sound like the comment was meant to complain. One shots can be serious and great too.
Oh it wasn't meant as a complaint. sorry if that appeared to be the message because you can't hear the way I'm saying it. I'll add a winky-face next time.
Warlord_Pipsqueak nah I meant the one who replied to you
A human, an amphibius far-sighted bear, an empathetic honey badger, and a cat that can summon demons and multiply herself.
This is going to be great.
Don't forget that empathetic honey badger has drab colored eyes as one of his special mutations too, lol.
This game made me realize....Crendor is just too good at playing old people and goblins.
Started this video thinking that this will be terrible.
10 minutes in: "...This is amazing"
I only came to give a like because I already watched all of this and can say this is one of the best shows ever.
When I saw the title my first thought was "Crendor did this. There is no other explanation."
I knew it.
Hopefully there's more of these because this is gold.
Lmao, i had no idea crendor was even on here, but i saw rollplay die-kea, and just said crendor to myself instantly.
The most glorious of shitshows
JP trolling everyone who complains about him just playing himself is A+
It's basically JP in a post-apocalyptic muppets movie
Crendor needs to do another Die-Kea, we're all stuck inside right now anyway, what else do we gotta do?
It happened!
@@Never_heart and I watched it! 😁
Whiskers: *definitely gets mutations a cat would have* Wildcard: *set up to be insane, mutations are plain and nothing like wildcard was set up for* Bjorn: *He is what he is*
Wildcard got the short stick I think, but it's funny
"You have increased empathy"
Honeybadger DOES care!
"It was World War 3. After the Trump presidency." Everyone just nods in agreement.
funny considering Hillary was already instigating war with Russia without even being elected
Clay Harrison butthurt Trumplet detected
what reason would i have to be butthurt? my side won.
you're the one degenerating to insulting me instead of trying to actually argue like a fool
Youre buthurt because you immediately flew to his defense. Dont elect a clown and expect the crowd not to laugh...
i didn't fly to anyone's defense. its an outlandish and baseless assertion that trump would lead us to a world war when all evidence points to the exact contrary- that hillary would have led us to war with russia which would very likely have caused a real world war.
you people are so politically unconscious and devoid of any ability to think logically for yourselves that you will spit in the face of anyone who disagrees with you even if you're clearly in the wrong.
you're just making yourself look like a clown
it takes two took notes from crendor for the elephant scene 35:25
There is a spelling error in the title. It says "One Shots", but it supposed to say "Week 1".
We finally got episode 3!
this is where we realized skagzag was a mercy
O...MG. When PRINCESS WHISKERS started talking I lost it.
Yup, this is as weird as I had hoped.
Keep it coming!
I instantly want more of this. Love the cast and Crendor's insane mind is where I wanna curl up and die... -kea.
I watched the whole thing live and I'm back for the greatness that is this show.
This is the only show I've enjoyed since West Marches left. I am happy I didn't unsub.
Yes. All of this is what I want and need. I'm so glad Crendor was there for the Ikea special :)
"all right, so, I mean, when it all comes down to it, I make the rules..." -Crendor 2017
"Congratulations, you've played yourself." -JP
15min in , this is already the best thing ever
Sees title and assumed crendor had a influence here
Does A Bear Shit in the woods, Bjorn Does
This is just as wtf, entertaining, and hilariously wierd as an Rick & Morty episode plot. And I love it.
I've been waiting for this since Crendor mentioned it on the Co-Optional podcast!!!
It took me until about 30 mins into this game to realize that Dodger is basically playing Meepo.
Andrew Pryde Meepo/Enigma combo, she can have her own army
dear gods. No one should have all that power.
Don't usually watch these shows but something tells me I have to make an exception for this one.
The moment a youtuber roleplays themselfs you know you're in for a wild ride. The moment you add a blind aqua-bear, a honeybadger with weird eyes who cares and demon-summoning-ninja-cat-clooner-house-cat-ranger-mutant and a GM who doesn't even care in a post-apocalypse Ikea you know your in for some A-class shit.
Looks like they're playing Mutant Future, for anyone interested.
JP is playing himself and his mental stats are 6 Int, 10 Will, and 8 Charisma. I feel like hes shortselling himself.
As someone who lives less than two hours away by car I can see it clearly in my mind's eye:
The hallowed grounds of IKEA Älmhult, found in the deepest part of the irradiated forests of Småland, a land plagued by marauding bands riding A-Tractors and Speedway bikes, carnivorous spruce trees, and the usual cannibal woodland yokels you found there before the bombs fell..
Yup, I'm in. This is gonna be magical.
There's something oddly hypnotic with Crendor's voice.
He sounds like a very old creaking door being opened continuously.
Die-kea... I couldn't imagine who would ever do such a thing.
I thought Steven, cause he did the Maid RPG stuff, but I havent seen him in ever.
Adam? He... I dont know.
The others I dont remember? Hell no.
Dodger? didnt even think of her.
WHO ELSE
WHO ELSE BUT FUCKING CRENDOR.
well. there's only one Crendor just as there's only one sun on our sky. And so like sun, he keeps to bright our days. (Yes, i know that sun is just another star, but this was way too poetic to pass)
Well Sam came up with the idea back in 2015 at Coxcon where he pictured an idea of there being a post-apocalyptic world with an Ikea and Crendor had trapped the Ikea Home Alone style except people die.
(It is in "CoxCon 2015 - Sam and Crendor.... the panel?" at 21:10)
River Birch JP fired Steven a long time ago... creative differences, and JP didn't want to pay 2 DMs, I believe.
Way to use the Metamorphica! I just blogged about it a few weeks ago to get the word on that incredible resource. ☺
I just learned that Die Kea was a thing..Now I must watch these two
16 minutes in and jesse is basically Worf and Deanna's mutant love child. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHERE HE GOES WITH THIS.
"Crendor is Barrack Obama of Twitch"
Wait... Does it mean that Barrack Obama is a Crendor of White House? Holy crap.
How the hell did we survived that?
Dodger, you can multiply yourself and summon demons. Jesse, you are able to empathize with creatures and have brown eyes. Perfect.
Honestly, this sounds like an episode of The Adventure Time. I love it.
"That bitch stole our knife." Best Quote
I saw this and thought, OOO is Crendor running the show today? :D I'm so unbelievable happy!
I've been waiting for this since I heard about it I'm so excited
JP rocked his human roll and without a doubt this is the pure bat shit crazy world I expect from Crendor.
26:35 Dodger is creating fucking Meeseeks
I'm glad JP decided to actually RP himself instead of just being himself.
God damn Crendor is amazing.
that jesse character intro
finally watching this was a good choice
honeybadger actually cares alot appearantly.
Am I the only one who would absolutely watch Crendor do an unboxing video of an IKEA product?
God bless Crendor. I knew this was gonna be amazing when I heard he was DMing.
THEY ARE USING THAC0!!!! OMG THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER!!!
This is just pure fun and it's great
First time i see a rollplay. I might end up trying it
Meta-JP - I can´t even... I just picture JP is gone insane and has broken a camera and talks to his "audience"
Dodger has the power to create Mr. Meesseeks LOL
This is awesome, I feel like any new dm should watch this to see how even a flawed game can be great. I wish my first game had gone half this well.
Crendor is full of creativety and random stuff, This suits soo him!
Would love to see some of this animated!
I'm so happy this exists
Everytime jesse talks i can't stop imagining Teen Girls Squad being there...
I love that JP is roleplaying himself.
daaaaaaang son ! I've been waiting for this .
Poor ladybug. Also, Princess Whiskers is the best
Dodger the demon summoning, cloning ranger cat. Jesse the brown eyed empathic...
I think Cren didn't balance it very well
When you randomly roll mutations like that there isn't much choice you can take to "balance" it, lol... This was a one-shot done for fun anyway. These types of things just made it funnier. They might have been annoying in a more "serious" campaign but for these circumstances it was totally fine.
He didn't make the mutants effects.
I mean you could balance it if you used a more diverse system, for example have one ability-table to roll actually useful mutations and one cosmetics-table to roll stuff like different eye colors or particularly thick mustaches.
But Deathbrewer is right, it's not a serious campaign, so who cares?
The best thing to ever exist.
..i Need this in my life. Where is a document / list for this, i need to do this.
So we've got Princess Whiskers the mutant demonologist cat cloner, Wildcard the mutant empathic, drab-eyed honey badger, Bjorn the farsighted aqua-bear, and JP.
died laughing no you can't catch him he's got like 30 dexterity
is jesse going to dm a one off? , would really like to see what his would be
he would go full power crazy. deep with lore and all story bits.
And he did an amazing one this Christmas.
That Princess Whiskers voice makes me feel things I'm embarrassed to admit.
also i like how wildcard is basically the leader of teen girl squad
MSG'D!
That was the funniest character creation ever!
Oh boy, Crendor's using the metamorphica.
It's not the one I've got tho...
Is there a newer or diffrent version?
My version is from 2012, so Metzger may have expanded on it.
been a long time since i laughed this hard at a role-play.
"actually yeah you guys are in like sweden"
Whenever Jesse's character talks, all I can imagine is that it's really Bubbles from trailer park boys who has mutated into a honey badger
I imagine Dr. Rockso from Metalocalypse, but even more messed up/mutated.
8:31 I like when a character named Bjorn sounds like he's from Texas... Some great multi-cultural exchange right there.