Been here since early 2012 God damn how time his passed From Crashtastic to Surviving Carmageddon to Just cause 2 to now Just cause 3 Dan I will always love your videos thank you for the years of laughter
And so, in the night where the dead come to life, we say goodbye to the old ways of the best channel in the entirety of RUclips. Goodbye Procrastinators.
Just for everyone's information, Just Cause 3's map is slightly smaller. But it's just by a tiny amount. JC2's map is 1032 Square kilometres, and JC3's is 1000 square kilometres.
+Dann D I didn't say anything about the map being small. I know that they are both absolutely huge, it's just that JC3's map is slightly smaller than JC2's. It doesn't matter though, because it's a difference of only 32 square kilometres.
Map size bothers me. The 40km size is along the edge, but the landmass of the desert is missing. Alongside the desert. And the jungles. And the mile high club. And the huge city. And the varied map. Don't get me wrong I like the map but I think it feels, emptier than before. And where did the faction side missions go? They were awesome. I loved hearing "BO-LOW SAAN-TOESEE!" And Slippin' n Slidin' was an awesome mission. WHY SQUARE ENIX?
I love how chill the rebels at 6:55 are about what's happening in front of them. "Hey, Giorgio, shouldn't we be doing something about this?" "Nah, it's just Rico. This is pretty much par for the course when he's around." "But it's about to explode! How is-" "Trust me. It's par for the course."
I really wish my PC had the power to produce such beautiful explosions. ._. I'm a part of the 'Medium settings at best, Lower than 1080p, Around 40 fps-Masterrace'. I mean, my heart says "Yes!", but my PC is all like "Aww, hell no!"
Awesomecrunch Not too horrible, but it's totally outdated. It's an old GTX 570(1.2 gigs of VRAM, I believe), an i5 2500K clocked at 3.4 GHz, and 16 gigs of RAM low speeds(originally 8, but I threw in 2 extra sticks since original build).
+Jakob Mullins I bought Quad Rocket he said "Try not to break it" how the hell can i break quad rocket launcher ... and yeah who is playing on JC2 MP Survival District server :D ?
It's a shame he finds it boring. I just recently played it and I thought it was great, and the story had the same kinds of quips that were in Just Cause 2. It was great.
+DerekHartley Unless I'm like totally off (which I may very well be) this is not really true. If I remember correctly, he's chosen to have no control because he's chosen to remain in the Machinima Network (or he's chosen to stay in the Machinima Network so he doesn't have have control) which handles his advertising, or something like that. He doesn't get to show which ad specifically gets shown, and he doesn't get to choose what RUclips forces on every video, but should he leave Machinima (or maybe he doesn't even have to) he'd be able to deal with advertisers and... you know... have some control...
DerekHartley Well that depends. If you're lending someone something are you no longer in control of it? If so, then you're right, but hey :P What does it matter?
I JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST STUNT!! What if we can attach the jet that's on the back of the train to the train then fly around with the train connected!!!! I can't wait to try it!
Cows with booster rockets, flying goats, "Rico, baby, sweety, darling", trying to catch a plane, bambi catching a train, cliff divers, HYSTERICAL Y S T E R I C A L
I have an idea!! They should make a mod that allows you to fasten the grappling hook on yourself! You shot it at a building let's say, then with a button press you leach it onto yourself, then you shoot the hook again into another building besides the other building, then you press the button and slingshot yourself high up in the sky and from there you can use the glider or parachute, the sky is the limit!!! :D
It will be as durable as in the video unless you change the difficulty.Its hard to die cause there is too much chaos in Just Cause 3.Explosion damage and fall damage is reduced.
Just Cause 3: Rico comes back to his home islands to see the evil Di Rebello has taken over the land, so Rico is on an epic journey to overthrow the evil president, and return the islands to what it once was. Just Cause 3 with NerdCubed: YOU CAN TURBOCHARGE COWS!!!
When this game comes out if you could make a whole series on it just ducking about I would love this channel even more than I already do. PLEASE DO IT DANNNNNNN
This is easily one of (if not the best) videos I have EVER seen on youtube...along with about 50 other videos you have made, you are the best youtuber I have seen, ever.
5:58 I am from Montana and I approve this joke. Mainly because it's going to be forest fire season soon, then it'll REALLY be a desolate burnt wasteland.
The more footage I see from JC3 the more I want to play this game. This game is freaking AWESOME! And nice gameplay, btw. You did stuff and went to different places than the rest.
This guy is #1 funniest gamer EVER.... I just raged so much on wwe 2010 so much made my nose bleed and as soon as I got on here he made me laugh at the start of the video ....this is why I'm subbed to him for a year
MORE OF THIS WHEN THE FULL GAME COMES OUT PLEASE DAN NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH AT A VIDEO SINCE THE DRIVING ONE YOU DID WHERE THE CAR TOOK OFF OVER YOU!!!!!
+MultiGenre I know the word and it's definition, so I used it. In this instance my computer actually crashed and I did not mean it in a figurative sense.
okay...I'm not gonna lie, I'm most excited that there are proper seacoast defense vessels in this, not just the Boghammar-esque fast boats JC2 had (yes that's what bugged me about that, lol). So thanks dan, for showing me that via dropping one on a gas station! Totally getting this now...
I WILL FIX THE ANNOTATION LOCATION IN LATER VIDEOS WORRY NOT
+OfficialNerdCubed IM WORRYING DAN
+OfficialNerdCubed Make Ashens do it. Mwahaha *cough* *cough* Damn throat is dry.
+OfficialNerdCubed This needs to be a Nerd completes...
Why did you troll the entire internet, bigger question, why did we all fall for it
+OfficialNerdCubed hmmmm...
Dan’s SquareEnix tester name is JC3MAVERICK (10:57). Maverick means an independent-minded or unorthodox person, which perfectly describes Dan.
There's a plane... on a train... while the rain falls mainly on the plain in Spain.
Pyromanic519 you should be a nerdcubed script writer
Those rhymes were completely insane
spittin mad rhymes
4:39
HOLD THE FUCK UP.
DID YOU JUST SAY *"BOMBER"*???
FUCK IT, I'M PRE ORDERING TWICE.
+Victor Viridian Yes, yes he did say bomber
xD I'll take one of those copies.
+Nathan Kellett me 2
+Victor Viridian BEE SEVINTEEHN BAWMBER!
I'm going to steal a plane off a train then bomb the train!
Been here since early 2012 God damn how time his passed From Crashtastic to Surviving Carmageddon to Just cause 2 to now Just cause 3 Dan I will always love your videos thank you for the years of laughter
He isn't leaving.
+EQRG BlueNexus but he's changing
I know me too here since 2012
+RTxxReNaGaDe 2012 early here as well. Such nostalgia!
+James Reilly he's not changing, the format of the way he releases videos is changing as well as the intro/outro. Not him.
Yay, got a 30 second unskippable ad for this 16 minute ad.
The ad worked, preordered
Lmao
And so, in the night where the dead come to life, we say goodbye to the old ways of the best channel in the entirety of RUclips.
Goodbye Procrastinators.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
+Artur Araújo Bye bye have a nice long nap...
+Artur Araújo "the best channel in the entirety of RUclips"
Yeah...no. Sure, I love me some Nerd Cubed, but still...no.
+Artur Araújo Boom
“All Music is in game music. It makes me want to take off my shirt slowly”
What 😐
One minute in and PETA have already set their sights
telamonthe3nd14
Yesh
POOTISPENCER HERE
+telamonthe3nd14 There's always one.
Yup People eating tasty animals. And people for the ethical treatment of animals.
That's a sign of a good video.
Just for everyone's information, Just Cause 3's map is slightly smaller. But it's just by a tiny amount. JC2's map is 1032 Square kilometres, and JC3's is 1000 square kilometres.
+Dann D I didn't say anything about the map being small. I know that they are both absolutely huge, it's just that JC3's map is slightly smaller than JC2's. It doesn't matter though, because it's a difference of only 32 square kilometres.
***** Oh. Sorry.
+Dante Paterson Actually the game is 400 square miles, which is 1036 square kilometers. So it's actually 4 kilometers bigger.
Map size bothers me. The 40km size is along the edge, but the landmass of the desert is missing. Alongside the desert. And the jungles. And the mile high club. And the huge city. And the varied map. Don't get me wrong I like the map but I think it feels, emptier than before. And where did the faction side missions go? They were awesome. I loved hearing "BO-LOW SAAN-TOESEE!" And Slippin' n Slidin' was an awesome mission. WHY SQUARE ENIX?
+Tommy Scott I agree, I liked the multiple biomes in map... I don't know why Square Enix thought that it wasn't cool.
I love how chill the rebels at 6:55 are about what's happening in front of them.
"Hey, Giorgio, shouldn't we be doing something about this?"
"Nah, it's just Rico. This is pretty much par for the course when he's around."
"But it's about to explode! How is-"
"Trust me. It's par for the course."
Why would you run around, killing random people?
Just Cause.
+Martin Ipsen Well done sir
+Martin Ipsen 3
+Martin Ipsen Haaaaaaaaaaa.
Lol
AYEEEEEE!!!
"Oh there's a train! I'm gonna go on the other side an-- BE HIT BY ANOTHER TRAIN" is making me absolutely laugh my ass off
I don't mind the channel changes, but the fact that there is no "All music is in game music.. It makes me want to _______" is unacceptable.
+Jacob whydoesmylastnamematter just so you know nerdcubed is coming back to the way he was before the other reboot and thats good very good
+david garland He's going back to the old 2012 days?
Of machinima?
And jet planes?
And bad microphones?
But without those?
Because they stunk?
Cool
no the days of plays not that
TRUE. I WANT THAT FIXED AND NOW
+Jacob whydoesmylastnamematter AGREED, DAN!!!! BRING IT BACK!!! PLSSZZZZ
Plane from a train?! SOLD!
+The Diamond Shard Looks like the doom cover monster
Planes on a train starring samuel l. jackson - coming to a theater near you 2023
+The Diamond Shard search "doom 3" on google images :D
9:13 holy shit did he just do that!!!!????
Just Cause 3 aka. Michael Bay the video game.
MultiGenre Trust me buddy, you'll hear it a lot more in the fututre.
Ok now thats funny
But unlike Michael Bay movies, I actually want to see the end of this.
Josef Stalin close but no
just cause 4 mate
I really wish my PC had the power to produce such beautiful explosions. ._. I'm a part of the 'Medium settings at best, Lower than 1080p, Around 40 fps-Masterrace'.
I mean, my heart says "Yes!", but my PC is all like "Aww, hell no!"
What are your specs??
Awesomecrunch Not too horrible, but it's totally outdated. It's an old GTX 570(1.2 gigs of VRAM, I believe), an i5 2500K clocked at 3.4 GHz, and 16 gigs of RAM low speeds(originally 8, but I threw in 2 extra sticks since original build).
+El Fabin ah right. Well at least you'll be able to play it some how :)
+El Fabin Nerd Cubed played it on the consoles though. I'm sure you'll do fine :)
+The1Music2MyEars no he didn't. He played it on pc with a controller.
RIP 'Hello Procrastinators' :'(
+Tom Monty It was dead like 2 Weeks ago already.
Mr Mundy Yeah but it's now officially gone, we will never hear it again.
+Tom Monty RIP "Enter the Domain of the Nerdcubed" (The Old One)
+Tom Monty He said it for the last time at the end of the live stream :{ i'm sad...
+MojoMC I heard it. It was so sad. :'( Goodbye, Procrastinators.
Was Michael Bay involved with the making of this game
+DeathSwagga That piece imagery was beautiful. Thank you.
DeathSwagga Ooooh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+DeathSwagga lol
+DeathSwagga is your explosion directed by Michael Bay
MooSizzlin oh shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>crack in the mountain
>not my *fault*
10/10
I will now provide the mandatory hello procrastinators that Dan failed to provide.
*_HELLO PROCRASTINATORS!_*
RIP "hello procrastinators!"
Or you could just move on like he has...?
+Andy “A007” MC He isnt saying that anymore
+xXChaoticRavenXx I'll do it later.
He killed off "procrastinators" in the reboot
Hearing him Laugh super hard about the cow flying me me so happy i replayed that part about 8 times XD
R.IP Air Sheldon. You will not be missed
+Patrick Keating lol thats what i was thinking
+Patrick Keating Thanks for flyin air sheldon, YEAHAHAAAAA
Try not to break it now. Hell who am I tryin to fool!
Lol just cause 2
+Jakob Mullins I bought Quad Rocket he said "Try not to break it" how the hell can i break quad rocket launcher ... and yeah who is playing on JC2 MP Survival District server :D ?
"Procrastinators" 2012 - 2015. You will be mist.
Missed* lol
I haven't the foggiest idea what that is about
Goodbye Procrastinators.
PicanteMule Plays
It was on purpose. i put mist because it suddenly dissapears. Sort of.
*moist
Explosions in this game are *gorgeous*!
+TheMrVengeance just like your beautiful buns. *slurp*
DeathSwagga - What even? :')
TheMrVengeance : *I like watermelon*
@@Revalopod It's been 6 years, what does this mean?
HYPE TRAIN HAS ARRIVED
Choo Choo!
+randomman10396 NOPE THAT'S STILL GOING. THE HYPE TRAIN FOR JUST CAUSE 3 HAS TAKEN OFF INTO SPACE, HOWEVER.
Haha, and a lot of 'em, one even had a plane!
THAT HAS A HYPEJET ON IT
Fuck your hype.
FUcking jesus I cannot wait to play this.
+baseballrunner76 hey dont swear
+Jesus Christ freedom of speech.... He can say whatever the fuck he wants
DON'T.......SAY.......SWEARS.......
No one will get this reference.
+Jesus Christ Thanks Jesus you da man
+Jesus Christ Why are you complaining? He's fucking you :)
This video is the reason I bought this game in 2015, and the reason why I still play it today
"What are you made of, pure Brock Lesnar?"
How the mighty have fallen... SCIPIO! SCIPIO! SCIPIO!
Even more Just Cause 3 please!
Drake Tamer yes more more more pleaseeeee
You know you're good at gaming when a review quote from you is on an advert...on a bus.
NO the joke in the description is gone :'(
All other music is in game music. It makes dan want find floors in his plan.
All other music is in game music. It makes me want to take off A PLANE, FROM A TRAIN
+Adam Mullarkey no, it's #planefromatraininagame
+TheLengendofBoss that's kinda lame
What was it?
It's been one year and he STILL hasn't covered the Bavarian Sea Heist DLC.
Trent Stines Maybe Dan never saw it come out...
He said on the podcats that be finds it boring and pointless. So i doubt he will.
It's a shame he finds it boring. I just recently played it and I thought it was great, and the story had the same kinds of quips that were in Just Cause 2. It was great.
Böts are pointless (the lightning gun is really cool though)
Trent Stines does it matter hes cover just cause 4
I think dan had to be held at nuclear warhead point for square enix to get the PC back
He could of just copied the game files.
Spluph just caused the game files
Somebody has to make another multiplayer mod for this. Everyone would leave GTA5.
Nahhh. They're different. People would still be on this more, cause, well, it's new, but I'm sure it will sell less too.
Multiplayer isn't everything holy shit
+The Great Spud would you say.....
just cause of it.....
+Oliver Nutkins-Middleton everyone will leave gta 5 for this.. you need a fulltime job to play gta now lol :P or 24 hours free time a day to grind :P
NO, I NEED TO BE CALLED A PROCRASTINATOR!
Dan: "Yeah, I don't think that's going to buffer out..." Video starts buffering.
Curse you and your perfectly good timing!!
RIP Hello Procrastinators... We already miss you...
OF COURSE HE PUTS THE GAME AD HERE TOO
+Austin Byers He has no control over what ads get shown...
+DerekHartley Unless I'm like totally off (which I may very well be) this is not really true. If I remember correctly, he's chosen to have no control because he's chosen to remain in the Machinima Network (or he's chosen to stay in the Machinima Network so he doesn't have have control) which handles his advertising, or something like that. He doesn't get to show which ad specifically gets shown, and he doesn't get to choose what RUclips forces on every video, but should he leave Machinima (or maybe he doesn't even have to) he'd be able to deal with advertisers and... you know... have some control...
Ok, if things were different things were different. Um, obviously. I was merely responding to how things are now. I wasn't wrong.
DerekHartley Well that depends. If you're lending someone something are you no longer in control of it? If so, then you're right, but hey :P What does it matter?
+Mynameismegalex He'd still have no control over it. Ads are automatically chosen by Google Adsense based on region and whatnot
its... its just like the old, good Nerd³ plays... Im in heaven
#BringBackDanButAshensIsOkForNow
u fucking idiot Dan was never leaving
+RAF Benson u fucking idiot take a joke
+RAF Benson 😐 HUMOR DO YOU KNOW IT
+Shady World Organization what humour?
+JR PC Your mother's intuition.
I JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST STUNT!! What if we can attach the jet that's on the back of the train to the train then fly around with the train connected!!!! I can't wait to try it!
RIP "All other game is in-game music. It makes me want to ______."
I love this guy, he always shows off the best stuff and always cracks me up xD
Oh man Dec 1 couldn't come soon enough.
Cows with booster rockets, flying goats, "Rico, baby, sweety, darling", trying to catch a plane, bambi catching a train, cliff divers,
HYSTERICAL
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This came out a year ago today! And it's Halloween!
1 more month then the game is a year old
AGEoghan now it's a year old
#planefromatrain
"what are you made of, pure Brock lesnar?" nerdcubed 2015
Is it me or does the pre release version have better lighting effects than the actual release.
This game looks so awesome you can literally do anything in the game.
+TheDistractedFilms Then why the fuck did you post it for everyone to see you knob
Because I wanted to show my opinion on the game just from looking at the video, is that a crime? No.
Bung The Booce K whatever you say pal.
+PestyWizard you too
Bung The Booce English is not my main language. I've been learning it for 3 years only. But stupid people don't understand that
I have an idea!! They should make a mod that allows you to fasten the grappling hook on yourself! You shot it at a building let's say, then with a button press you leach it onto yourself, then you shoot the hook again into another building besides the other building, then you press the button and slingshot yourself high up in the sky and from there you can use the glider or parachute, the sky is the limit!!! :D
Is this anyone else's 3rd time watching this?
khaled dewedar hahah I'm probs on 5 now 😂 I am honestly prepared to kill to get this game! 😂
I've watched this to many times
+BenAddict19 Yep, lol
+Kodokuna haha, I'm on 10th now ;)
+BenAddict19 haha same
I swear this game should have a 1st person option with VR support (and included puke bags).
+The_Blazer That would be really difficult to do
Pearse Traynor
It wouldnt work well though.
Also the gta 4 thing was a mod
NEVER would I thought that I'd be excited to use supply drops in JUST CAUSE
So is dan in god mode for the video or is rico just really durable this game
durable
+XV II man. they finally fixed my main complaint of JC2
+ClassicGameFire He plays on easy difficulty.
Mochprin_ Don't type without knowing shit.
It will be as durable as in the video unless you change the difficulty.Its hard to die cause there is too much chaos in Just Cause 3.Explosion damage and fall damage is reduced.
Plains trains and automobiles
+Quantanamo's Shack Thug life?? I'm crying (Grammer)
+BLIS36TER GAMING grammar*
You can hear the guy in the background laughing when he says "BE GONE GOAT"
Who's actually going to complete the campaign ( not me)
+Aaron Rowland me
+Aaron Rowland i am
+Aaron Rowland But u unlock shiny things to make even bigger explosions happen if u complete the campain.
So complete it.
Aaron Rowland me I did like a year ago
I’m completing up to the nuke
The nerd who?
The Nerd Cubed!
Agent Yeta
ah
*****
I mean squared
I mean to the fourth power
I mean fifth
+Axel Dorman The Nerd Ashens
Ashens is doing a great job in the place of Dan
I actually really like that he dropped the "Hello, Procrastinators." I loved it, but it feels much less formulaic and a lot fresher now
11:52 listen closely and you can hear Dan fart
lmao
I turned the volume up to full to check this. I forgot I was waring headphones. R.I.P. my ears. XD
lol
he squeezed it out too
Curtis Carnahan He Didn't He Actually Was He Making The Sound Of The Grappling Hooks
😢😰not the same. #RIPHELLOPROCRASTINATORS
I am so glad that Christmas is near,I'm getting that game no matter what
its made Me sad that you don't say "hello procrastinators" and that you have taken away father and son days. :,-(
+Skylar Swann its still father and son days but now its called Battles
When will this be for ipad?
Probably 6 years
When fish fly and birds swim.
+supermysticsonic2 Flying fish, and swans. BOOM.
Biggus Dickus And you a FLICKING CLINT
+DeathSwagga
CLINT EASTWOOD!
Just Cause 3: Rico comes back to his home islands to see the evil Di Rebello has taken over the land, so Rico is on an epic journey to overthrow the evil president, and return the islands to what it once was.
Just Cause 3 with NerdCubed: YOU CAN TURBOCHARGE COWS!!!
I don't like the new section of the end.
+2cutepika But that was Dan Bull.
+2cutepika it is Dan bull, he just made a new song to Dan ;)
+2cutepika It is Dan Bull though
+2cutepika yeah it was Ashens
Jon Foster
...
When this game comes out if you could make a whole series on it just ducking about I would love this channel even more than I already do. PLEASE DO IT DANNNNNNN
#ITOOKOFINAPLANEONATRAIN
+Hank G (irn mon) *OFF
DragonNinja386 k
+DragonNinja386 OFF*
Inuked _ **OFF**
+Hank G (irn mon) OFF*
I love the fact that when you GET a plane, you don’t stop to get the other one. The goal is not to get a plane. The goal is the get THAT plane.
This is easily one of (if not the best) videos I have EVER seen on youtube...along with about 50 other videos you have made, you are the best youtuber I have seen, ever.
"What are you made of, pure Brock Lesnar?" Thats Dan's sense of humor in a nutshell
5:58 I am from Montana and I approve this joke. Mainly because it's going to be forest fire season soon, then it'll REALLY be a desolate burnt wasteland.
I have never wanted a game so bad in my life. Just Cause 2 was incredible.
The more footage I see from JC3 the more I want to play this game. This game is freaking AWESOME!
And nice gameplay, btw. You did stuff and went to different places than the rest.
This guy is #1 funniest gamer EVER.... I just raged so much on wwe 2010 so much made my nose bleed and as soon as I got on here he made me laugh at the start of the video ....this is why I'm subbed to him for a year
This game is so good. If only they made another one.
taking off a plane from a train is just a badass concept.
Dan Ina so so happy to see your review on the just cause 3 official trailer, keep up the good work
Train Simulator calls for you, and it won't be ignored, Dan.
"There aren't any planes." "YES THERE ARE! MINE! MINE!" *Hits ledge* "Oow, oow, oow" XD
[Man at cafe] I'll stop drinking when goats fly. (See's Rico) (Goat flies over the cafe table) [Man at cafe] Well I'm done with this (throws bottle)
MORE OF THIS WHEN THE FULL GAME COMES OUT PLEASE DAN NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH AT A VIDEO SINCE THE DRIVING ONE YOU DID WHERE THE CAR TOOK OFF OVER YOU!!!!!
"I'm going to do the opposite of what everyone else is doing!" *Proceeds to do exactly what everyone else is doing*
dude this is why i love you vids, your different from everyone else and ALOT funnier... if anything ur channel is underrated
It would be great if there was a hole that is shaped like Rico in the mountain and a little sign that says "Nerdcubed was here"
Looks like Nerdcubed went to the Prometheus school of running away from things *ding*
Just seen the ad for JC3 on TV, quoting NerdCubed..."Best Game Ever"
He flew a plane off a train and that train was trying to shoot him out of the sky. I'm sold. I'M FUCKING SOLD!
It is the question, the question that must never be answered. The oldest question in the universe. The Nerd who?
"Why are you playing this game again?" "Just Cause"
The goat flying off into the distance reminded me someone needs to mod Team Rocket into the game.
The drop on the gas station was so awesome it literally crashed my computer
+MultiGenre I know the word and it's definition, so I used it. In this instance my computer actually crashed and I did not mean it in a figurative sense.
"Do you see what I have on my back?"
**turns around to show off RPG**
"That's right.
Back muscles."
I love how people always start singing the Jurassic Park theme when referencing other things
anyone else watch this like 50 times bc your so hyped?
9:12 Possibly the greatest thing that I've seen and wanted to do in a video game ever. Take my money right now.
okay...I'm not gonna lie, I'm most excited that there are proper seacoast defense vessels in this, not just the Boghammar-esque fast boats JC2 had (yes that's what bugged me about that, lol).
So thanks dan, for showing me that via dropping one on a gas station! Totally getting this now...
Best line..."coming in for a landing....slightly hot."
"I appear to have a bit of debris under one of my tires... oh, it's an entire car"