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  • What's different about food in space? Former NASA astronaut Mike Massimino breaks down all the differences between eating on Earth and eating in space. Is astronaut ice cream REALLY a thing? Who decides what food is brought to space? Can you eat burgers in space? Why do astronauts use tortillas instead of bread?
    Mike Massimino is a former NASA astronaut, senior advisor for space programs at the Intrepid Museum, and professor at Columbia University.
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  • @alxuria
    @alxuria 4 года назад +7299

    "I'm not saying I ever did this" - "I was one of the only astronauts to gain weight"

  • @pachanas703
    @pachanas703 4 года назад +4511

    Dude really hates astronaut ice cream. 😂

    • @zapfanzapfan
      @zapfanzapfan 4 года назад +16

      I've seen others try it and it seems worthless.

    • @cleekmaker00
      @cleekmaker00 4 года назад +101

      Astronaut Ice Cream is a marketing gimmick. Ice Cream NEVER travels well, under ANY circumstances.
      Go for the Space Ramen instead.

    • @chuggon7595
      @chuggon7595 4 года назад +10

      @Ank Musico they did on the first succesful Apollo mission

    • @soulextracter
      @soulextracter 4 года назад +44

      @@chuggon7595 First of all, the Astronaut Ice Cream is indeed a marketing gimmick, if you didn't notice, he said several times that they can not have food items that crumbles, and the "astronaut" ice cream is freeze dried ice cream, which means that it's a crumble fest. If they are to have ice cream in space, it has to be ordinary ice cream, which he also mentioned that they had in a "fridge" I think he meant freezer though.

    • @Myflag2022
      @Myflag2022 4 года назад +35

      I actually find the freeze dried ice cream to be quite good.

  • @fanofCOH
    @fanofCOH 4 года назад +1329

    I feel like his mission commander ate alot of asparagus.

    • @ananyav.551
      @ananyav.551 3 года назад +21

      I love this comment lol

    • @RoyFizzle
      @RoyFizzle 3 года назад +78

      Who tf is the admin who gave me 300 pouches of asparagus!?

    • @julesb2415
      @julesb2415 3 года назад +22

      Cut to Mike with empty packs of shrimp cocktail floating around him

  • @LoveBaseballLove
    @LoveBaseballLove 4 года назад +2034

    I love that he talks about Italian food with more passion than the Space science things lol.

    • @FarmerFpv
      @FarmerFpv 4 года назад +70

      Well, he is an FBI, full-blooded Italian. Italian food is amazing!

    • @jigyajithazarika3510
      @jigyajithazarika3510 2 года назад +4

      isnt the topic `food in space`?

    • @anandygittens268
      @anandygittens268 2 года назад +14

      I was thinking he is an Italian the way he looks and speaks, he should check his bloodline and see.

    • @bransonjallim2620
      @bransonjallim2620 2 года назад +12

      @@anandygittens268 in a article it said he took the flag Sicily on his first space mission

    • @anandygittens268
      @anandygittens268 2 года назад +5

      @@bransonjallim2620 beautiful to know thank you for the info much appreciated.

  • @xser4321
    @xser4321 4 года назад +3263

    Mike Massimino: In space it's different.
    Lighting Guy: My time has come.

    • @GtheMVP
      @GtheMVP 4 года назад +30

      haha, perfectly put!

    • @luise213
      @luise213 4 года назад +8

      lmaoo

    • @charile
      @charile 4 года назад +96

      "In space, it's different"
      🗿

    • @salmasky9739
      @salmasky9739 4 года назад +10

      I laughed so hard at this. 😂

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO 4 года назад +25

      Actually it's his own Spaceman superpower, the whole planet shifts 90 degrees when he says "In space it's different".

  • @frank3manuel
    @frank3manuel 4 года назад +3133

    "I'm not saying I switched food dots.."
    "You're the only one who gained weight in space!"

  • @michaelakakrack1281
    @michaelakakrack1281 4 года назад +819

    “I was one of the few guys to gain weight in space... they were amazed”

    • @crystalinabacteria3430
      @crystalinabacteria3430 4 года назад +102

      Lot of dot switching

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 3 года назад +38

      Michelle Ingram I wonder how much of his fellow astronauts’ weight loss is attributable to his dot switching, if he actually gained weight 😂

    • @crystalinabacteria3430
      @crystalinabacteria3430 3 года назад +7

      @@JacquelineUnderwood Haha if Had been there I eoukd have had a fight with him . I hate people touching my food😝😝😝

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 3 года назад +10

      Michelle Ingram sounds like he was good enough to avoid detection though 😂 I’m actually really impressed that he managed to snitch that much food, as I’d assume astronauts lose an average of a couple pounds of muscle mass and bone weight.

    • @crystalinabacteria3430
      @crystalinabacteria3430 3 года назад +2

      @@JacquelineUnderwood I know they usually are strict & monitor everyone. I would have loved to have seen him get caught in the act.

  • @joshisnot11
    @joshisnot11 4 года назад +705

    I love how he starts out saying "Their dot" and "Your dot" but ends saying "Your dot" and "my dot" haha
    "I'm gonna eat that."
    Love this guy.

  • @shannonshackelford7253
    @shannonshackelford7253 4 года назад +5688

    “In space...it’s different” *dramatic light transition*
    😂😂 cracked me up every time

    • @horstherbert35
      @horstherbert35 4 года назад +23

      they prolly do that with a crossfader and a soundboard to add the dramatic sound effect, too.

    • @sergiolandz6056
      @sergiolandz6056 4 года назад +13

      because its a bunch of crap, they are actors. Seriously, they are always acting like its a joke or add funny things to keep the sheeps mind active. The only thing nasa sent in space is your imagination.

    • @barcaleicleic7781
      @barcaleicleic7781 4 года назад +7

      You can’t get ‘pizza’ how ironic you would make such a reference. Now where is the science with all the money you spent. No we get endless videos of people eating, doing summersaults and idiots playing with water. Get the fuc£ out of here. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @87aggietim
      @87aggietim 4 года назад +170

      ​@@sergiolandz6056 I am doing research on conspiracy theorist. What is your age and education level?

    • @gz200451
      @gz200451 4 года назад +6

      so unnecessary

  • @BlueShrek15
    @BlueShrek15 4 года назад +2508

    "When im on earth"
    Biggest flex ever

    • @vibsc
      @vibsc 3 года назад +22

      Replying so that you can know your likes

    • @twitchfacex7124
      @twitchfacex7124 3 года назад +6

      I know a bigger flex.

    • @kleid4677
      @kleid4677 3 года назад +2

      What is it?

    • @joshuapittman4663
      @joshuapittman4663 3 года назад

      No one like this again it’s a 969.

    • @omaxiee
      @omaxiee 3 года назад +1

      @@joshuapittman4663 ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ not anymore

  • @jaz6649
    @jaz6649 4 года назад +539

    “We put
    Swedish fish in it so it was an aquarium”

    • @apol8245
      @apol8245 3 года назад +8

      Yep, we watched the video too, that’s what he said.

    • @snokalo208
      @snokalo208 3 года назад +19

      Me, a Swede: Nice

    • @carrito1981
      @carrito1981 2 года назад +1

      that was the best XD

  • @matthewgumabon7498
    @matthewgumabon7498 3 года назад +476

    “In space, it’s different.”
    “When I’m on Earth...”
    “My students in Columbia...”
    “I called up a pizzeria for delivery to the hotel after landing back on Earth.”
    What a certified living legend.

    • @epr1
      @epr1 3 года назад +13

      He went to Columbia and then MIT if I remember correctly. Absolutely awesome human being

  • @bluesword9112
    @bluesword9112 4 года назад +4981

    I love his passionate hatred for space ice cream

    • @SGFTI
      @SGFTI 4 года назад +111

      It ain't that bad. But I've eaten MREs, my standards are low.

    • @MrFuggleGuggle
      @MrFuggleGuggle 4 года назад +137

      It’s a ‘cute’ experience to do once as a kid, but eating that dry, gross garbage “ice cream” for 6 months in space as one of your only foods or desserts?
      No way...

    • @stiffpictures8971
      @stiffpictures8971 4 года назад +20

      I told my mother that and she’s like “Why? Space ice cream is good.”

    • @dxqth
      @dxqth 4 года назад +28

      Am I the only one who genuinely enjoys it???

    • @5skyhigh
      @5skyhigh 4 года назад +21

      @@dxqth me too, and not even for the novelty. It tastes nice and has a cool weird texture

  • @codycouture1
    @codycouture1 4 года назад +6956

    "As you become an experienced astronaut, you realize that those dots are just stickers" LOL

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 4 года назад +283

      It takes a PhD and command experience to understand space, lowly civilian.
      We have a complex system of governance: "Stee Kar"

    • @hamdaanchalky7724
      @hamdaanchalky7724 4 года назад +22

      37thraven at least we’re not lonely civilians.

    • @awkwardlycast5801
      @awkwardlycast5801 4 года назад +6

      I'm a master in aerospace engineer and private pilot. Heliocentric model is a lie. Earth is flat and stationary. You'll find my credentials at the end of this pamphlet I wrote: steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/4th-edition-of-a-pilot-and-engineer-s-handbook-to-flat-earth-truth

    • @johntheux9238
      @johntheux9238 4 года назад +99

      @@awkwardlycast5801 Shut up!

    • @Midwest4x4f150
      @Midwest4x4f150 4 года назад +88

      Awkwardly Cast you sir, are not to bright

  • @bg23428
    @bg23428 3 года назад +602

    “In space, it’s different”
    🌝🌖🌗🌘🌚🌒🌓🌔🌝

  • @Elkatook666
    @Elkatook666 4 года назад +402

    it's all fun and games until someone gets cookie crumbs in their eye

    • @x0o0ox_
      @x0o0ox_ 3 года назад +4

      I dont know why i laughed

    • @revilo7349
      @revilo7349 3 года назад +8

      And it floats right out

    • @vally3854
      @vally3854 3 года назад +4

      the eye or the crumbs?-

    • @revilo7349
      @revilo7349 3 года назад +8

      @@vally3854 both

    • @vally3854
      @vally3854 3 года назад +2

      @@revilo7349 oh..

  • @thatdirtyninja5829
    @thatdirtyninja5829 4 года назад +3540

    you imagine being that guy at the pizza place that answered the email..."you said you are where?"

    • @talhaali9132
      @talhaali9132 4 года назад +81

      Lol, that’s actually funny

    • @SKS6184-
      @SKS6184- 4 года назад +67

      alphadawn2015 lennon yeah but in the email they prob mentioned they’re currently in space and that when they land they want a pizza at a hotel for a celebration.

    • @stiffpictures8971
      @stiffpictures8971 4 года назад +90

      Swansea S this dude was like “I’m either getting pranked or im talking to someone on the ISS.”

    • @0netyr
      @0netyr 4 года назад +2

      LmaoO

    • @boomshakalaka415
      @boomshakalaka415 4 года назад +55

      Pizza driver: "I understand you're actually within the 10 mile free delivery radius, but I don't think the boss is going to approve my fuel reimbursement" 🍕🚀🤔

  • @housekilla457
    @housekilla457 4 года назад +2463

    I like to think that there is another astronaut somewhere watching this like “I knew it! That thieving son of a...”.

    • @pathologicaldoubt
      @pathologicaldoubt 4 года назад +173

      In Space, no one can hear your cries for vengeance.

    • @tennistributeshd6740
      @tennistributeshd6740 4 года назад +16

      😂

    • @ATvee
      @ATvee 4 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SherlockArrow
      @SherlockArrow 3 года назад +74

      20 years later still thinking about where his shrimp cocktail went off to 😂

    • @xl6941
      @xl6941 3 года назад

      😂

  • @djsonicc
    @djsonicc 3 года назад +119

    "Apparently I like Italian food"
    -- Mike Massimino

  • @kay-md4ur
    @kay-md4ur 2 года назад +198

    Watching this makes me remember how I wanted to be an astronaut when I was younger. I gave up though, but since now I'm studying foods, I'm wondering if I can make foods for the astronauts or do a research about foods for space.

  • @jahahahaha
    @jahahahaha 4 года назад +4571

    I wonder if they accidentally drop their food sometimes on Earth, cause they were so used to things floating.

    • @flaming_snakeu
      @flaming_snakeu 4 года назад +101

      ruclips.net/video/PVxaL8CAO4M/видео.html here’s a link of that happening but not with food

    • @GenetMJF
      @GenetMJF 4 года назад +116

      @@flaming_snakeu Sadly that video is just satire. Not real

    • @Siruru97
      @Siruru97 4 года назад +81

      it is very common to just drop things after 6 months of it flouting :P

    • @flaming_snakeu
      @flaming_snakeu 4 года назад +6

      ✿MJF✿ still funny af lmao

    • @darknessofice1383
      @darknessofice1383 4 года назад +26

      They do: ruclips.net/video/qbOCpxvH6U4/видео.html

  • @hannahlowe4689
    @hannahlowe4689 4 года назад +1482

    “in space, it’s different” *dramatic transition*

    • @samk7717
      @samk7717 4 года назад +20

      hannah mae cringe asf

    • @dan271291
      @dan271291 3 года назад +5

      @@samk7717 The 695 upvotes vs your single opinion suggests you're wrong.

    • @PrabhatDayal
      @PrabhatDayal 3 года назад +1

      The transitionS… omg the transitions😂

    • @Mente_Universal
      @Mente_Universal 2 года назад

      cgi transition

    • @danc.5509
      @danc.5509 2 года назад

      I am concerned about excrements. Not that I would ever be in that situation!!! Difficult enough on an aeroplane.

  • @jennadune8701
    @jennadune8701 4 года назад +124

    That means if they brought Lays to space, there would be 0% air and 100% chips!
    Man I wanna go to space now!

    • @KeenKoala115
      @KeenKoala115 3 года назад +2

      Air sealed Pringles?

    • @jigyajithazarika3510
      @jigyajithazarika3510 3 года назад +4

      More like 40% chips 60% vacuum.

    • @MrNicePotato
      @MrNicePotato 2 года назад +3

      It would also mean that lays would be a block of moist potato.

  • @comment514
    @comment514 4 года назад +459

    Flat earthers be like: "they are eating cgi!"

    • @brixxconnor3411
      @brixxconnor3411 3 года назад +46

      @Comment, clearly the foods are paid actors.

    • @Seabee203
      @Seabee203 3 года назад +11

      @@brixxconnor3411 No, better. The ISS is the paid actor!

    • @wheatley7083
      @wheatley7083 3 года назад +13

      @@Seabee203 no space is obviously cgi

    • @sauviel6296
      @sauviel6296 3 года назад +2

      You guys are such mongoloids. The cgi obviously a cgi.

    • @mikeypao526
      @mikeypao526 2 года назад

      Wait there’s people that still believe this stuff is real? Lemme sell you some NASA merch

  • @82mabli
    @82mabli 4 года назад +2605

    he absolutely changed the food markings in space :-)

    • @lordofentropy
      @lordofentropy 4 года назад +293

      Totally. There's an ex-shuttle commander out there right now saying "damnit I KNEW I had brought more shrimp cocktail than that!"

    • @QRSC-fh2ob
      @QRSC-fh2ob 4 года назад +57

      He's a riot 😂😂😂

    • @EwWhoIsTHAT
      @EwWhoIsTHAT 4 года назад +168

      Not only that, somewhere out there some astro-nutritionist is also thinking "dammit, I knew something was off when they said my calculations were wrong!"
      I'm sure the fact that he's one of the few astronauts to gain weight in space is TOTALLY unrelated....

    • @Whiskey_Philosopher
      @Whiskey_Philosopher 4 года назад +2

      @@EwWhoIsTHAT But what type of weight is the question. I wonder if they would be more likely to gain Fat weight vs muscle weight. (I lean towards fat weight)

    • @FishyFables
      @FishyFables 4 года назад +15

      in no way did this man ever in the history of spaceflight take anyones food. he is too bigly smart for that. fake news!

  • @Sara-xx4bf
    @Sara-xx4bf 4 года назад +7844

    Lol he’s really telling us how to steal food in space while saying “I’m not saying I ever did this” 😂 kinda suspicious

    • @TygerTygerBrnigBrght
      @TygerTygerBrnigBrght 4 года назад +390

      He definitely did it, that was way too casual

    • @Diomedene
      @Diomedene 4 года назад +244

      I wonder if that counts as Space Piracy.

    • @meatballsnacker-sitregald6919
      @meatballsnacker-sitregald6919 4 года назад +149

      @@Diomedene It's not piracy if you don't get caught ;)

    • @DarkSol16
      @DarkSol16 4 года назад +54

      @@Diomedene was that a reference to 'The Martian'?

    • @Diomedene
      @Diomedene 4 года назад +35

      @@DarkSol16 We have a winner! :)

  • @esse_9685
    @esse_9685 4 года назад +111

    No one:
    Mike: well in space it’s different. “Silence for 10 seconds”

  • @MacClellandMan
    @MacClellandMan 4 года назад +45

    "Dude, your cookie got in my eye!"

  • @db-wt8lb
    @db-wt8lb 4 года назад +1708

    "I'm not saying I ever did this" ... as he's going over it in detail.

    • @reii_uxu_
      @reii_uxu_ 4 года назад +20

      Well, he doesn't like asparagus so..🤷‍♀️

    • @jamesrichard6377
      @jamesrichard6377 4 года назад +1

      🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT Год назад +2

      FML!! When ur on the I.S.S. and try to use a salt shaker you smuggled onboard and the top came flying off. {0.o}

  • @stonegiant2186
    @stonegiant2186 4 года назад +2791

    LMAO when he said they made an aquarium with a water bubble and a Swedish fish

    • @rhiannn3416
      @rhiannn3416 4 года назад +132

      I honestly really want to see that.

    • @mats7492
      @mats7492 4 года назад +39

      That’s totally something my dad would do....

    • @SweetflyRachel
      @SweetflyRachel 4 года назад +49

      That just sounds like so much fun

    • @sarikatimmi
      @sarikatimmi 4 года назад

      StoneGiant hahahah

    • @romarina2687
      @romarina2687 4 года назад +3

      I just realized he said it more than once

  • @yuzurucookie0227
    @yuzurucookie0227 4 года назад +34

    ”In space, its different" *SPACE INTENSIFY*

  • @jadynlozada8181
    @jadynlozada8181 4 года назад +92

    These stories are so fascinating and sometimes hilarious 😂

  • @J-Hue
    @J-Hue 4 года назад +3066

    This dude was def stealing everybody's food. lmao

    • @ermonski
      @ermonski 4 года назад +52

      Just like your typical office pantry!

    • @bronkolie
      @bronkolie 4 года назад +212

      I love how he was describing exactly how you can steal somebody's food and then quickly disclaims that he never did that himself

    • @SheerDrop
      @SheerDrop 4 года назад +179

      "I was one of the only 2 to gain weight in space, the scientists were quite surprised"

    • @juliaguevara4512
      @juliaguevara4512 4 года назад +4

      Jack Scientist: Wow you’re big chungus-looking ash.

    • @jester4886
      @jester4886 4 года назад +1

      They should have killed him

  • @danielmadsen8047
    @danielmadsen8047 4 года назад +1842

    “So how do you become a good astronaut?”
    “You lock the straw”

    • @WtfYoutube_YouSuck
      @WtfYoutube_YouSuck 4 года назад

      this liar is so deep in the conspiracy his brain no longer works.

    • @courtneycox9377
      @courtneycox9377 4 года назад +15

      @@WtfRUclips_YouSuck what are you even talking about?🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 4 года назад +7

      @@courtneycox9377 They're self-describing, perhaps?

    • @JOSEPH-vs2gc
      @JOSEPH-vs2gc 4 года назад +4

      if your a clever enough astronaut, you can switch the dots.

    • @chuggaa100
      @chuggaa100 4 года назад

      @@WtfRUclips_YouSuck Yikes

  • @cronialpaler
    @cronialpaler 3 года назад +126

    "The tragedy of space flight is you can't get pizza."
    >Last name Massimino
    heh

    • @Mrempoleon100
      @Mrempoleon100 3 года назад +7

      1:27 "I like italian food apearently"
      Me: look again at his last name
      Heh

  • @lalaloza4703
    @lalaloza4703 3 года назад +22

    “All we have is tortillas”
    Basically every Mexican dad ever: 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗹

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 4 года назад +2476

    It’s like regular food...
    _But it floats._

  • @Knives7777
    @Knives7777 4 года назад +2675

    good to know that typical dorm room fuckery goes on even in space

    • @cameronnekerekian1712
      @cameronnekerekian1712 4 года назад +146

      when you still got the dumbass in you and you're placed with others who are too, it'll always happen lmao

    • @flaming_snakeu
      @flaming_snakeu 4 года назад +39

      Yeah but the thing is they also try to pee upside down

    • @dijoxx
      @dijoxx 4 года назад +60

      @@flaming_snakeu So just like the dorm room then?

    • @zenosama8505
      @zenosama8505 4 года назад +7

      Knives77 that’s a great way to say that

    • @BradWatsonMiami
      @BradWatsonMiami 3 года назад +1

      GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th was a Masonic(7,74) Code(4). G is the 7th letter, a circle O is either 15 or zero or ---, D=4. This alphanumeric code is known as Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) using 'the key'(74) of A=1, B2, C3...Z26. O is the only irregularity.

      The ancients first developed math & science when we observed the '7 Classical Planets': Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn - 4 weren't seen during the day/4 don't cast shadows on Earth. There are 4 primary lunar phases of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each, thus 4 7-day weeks in a 'moonth'. Lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year. The Roman Calendar has 7 thirty-one day months + 4 thirty day months + February's 28 days (7x4). Orion is 7 stars with 4 being his shoulders & feet (+ Orion's Belt). The BIG Dipper & Little Dipper are both 7 stars with 4 in their bowls. Pleiades/7 Sisters is the 4th most common asterism. Mars returns to the same point in the heavens in relationship to the Sun and Earth every 47 years.

      simple=74=S19+I9+M13+P16+L12+E5
      English=74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8
      gematria=74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1
      Masonic=74=M13+A1+S19+O15+N14+I9+C3
      shadows=74=S19+H8+A1+D4+O+W23+S19
      months=74=M13+O+N14+T20+H8+S19
      point=74=P16+O15+I9+N14+T20
      heavens=74=H8+E5+A1+V22+E5+N14+S19

      Modern astronomy: Besides Earth, this solar system has 7 planets with 4 being gas/ice giants. Venus .7 & Mercury .4 AU. Venus' orbit of 224.7 days is 7.4 avg. Earth months (30.4 days each).

      GOD=7_4 evokes GOD the Grand Architect of the Universe (GAOTU). Administrator James Webb, John Glenn, Buzz Aldrin, and many more at NASA were Masons. The Original 7 Mercury Astronauts: 4 weren't Air Force/4 weren't Navy. Apollo 4 was the first unmanned launch, Apollo 7 was the first manned launch and 4 missions later, Apollo 11 was the first to land on the Moon at 4:17 pm EDT.

      Mason=47=M13+A1+S19+O+N14

      Apollo 13 was also a mystical experiment with the #13. It launched at 13:13 CT and one of its oxygen tanks exploded on April 13. It miraculously returned safely on 4/17 - Jesus' actual Birthday; see MichaelMolnar.com .

      See GOD=7_4 at 7seals.blogspot.com . This has triggered The Apocalypse/Revelation.

  • @dadadede9359
    @dadadede9359 4 года назад +27

    "But in space, its different"
    *Light starts moving to another angle*

  • @purplenephthys7655
    @purplenephthys7655 4 года назад +85

    "you see more of the curve of the earth"
    flat earthers take notes

  • @SaintElmo8
    @SaintElmo8 4 года назад +1944

    I swear this man is probably the most likable man I’ve ever seen in my life lol.

  • @Enchilada_Man
    @Enchilada_Man 4 года назад +541

    "There can be air in the bags"
    *shows picture of Lays*

  • @christianmartinez2179
    @christianmartinez2179 Год назад +4

    8:30
    The commander watching this: you little son of a...

  • @crystalinabacteria3430
    @crystalinabacteria3430 4 года назад +24

    Love how this guy talks. could listen to him allday

  • @LiteralCowboy
    @LiteralCowboy 4 года назад +536

    I love how every single time he says "in space it's different" they just take like 3 seconds to just pause and stare the camera at him.

    • @Acorn212
      @Acorn212 4 года назад +1

      Brother? Is that you?
      Also, ikr?

    • @UnwrittenSpade
      @UnwrittenSpade 4 года назад

      Mr Mighty lol you mean point the camera at him

  • @demoncushion9600
    @demoncushion9600 4 года назад +530

    He has mentioned the mac and cheese like 7 times. Some one get me this recipe.

    • @kankereganbada1184
      @kankereganbada1184 3 года назад +11

      The secret is to use sperm as a moisterisor

    • @zchms9273
      @zchms9273 3 года назад +8

      Why

    • @zaam5506
      @zaam5506 3 года назад +16

      @@kankereganbada1184 I can’t look at Mac n cheese the same way again because of what you said

    • @kankereganbada1184
      @kankereganbada1184 3 года назад

      *me

  • @kytykat
    @kytykat 2 года назад +5

    5:50 “like a cookie GUNK”

  • @terranrepublic7023
    @terranrepublic7023 3 года назад +15

    The great thing about this guy is... he tells you the (dark and disgusting) truths about space travel but he delivered it in such a funny way that you still dream about going to space even after learning them

  • @alexcarter8807
    @alexcarter8807 4 года назад +1994

    USSR - first man in space.
    USA - first "wise guy" in space.

  • @wrenchviking8527
    @wrenchviking8527 4 года назад +339

    This guy's voice is amazing. I could listen to him talk all day.

  • @doylethelovely2555
    @doylethelovely2555 4 года назад +5

    Seeing all this footage of people just eating in space and just being people is so cool

  • @julienguyen6845
    @julienguyen6845 4 года назад +6

    I’ve watched each space video with Mike around 4 times because each topic is just so well explained and interesting to listen to

  • @PirateOfTheNorth
    @PirateOfTheNorth 4 года назад +1448

    This guy could become a meme: but in space it’s different

  • @mochigumaptf8714
    @mochigumaptf8714 4 года назад +1014

    Kids: Space
    Adults: 6 months of free rent and free food

  • @phaenon6378
    @phaenon6378 3 года назад +9

    "how do you like space ice cream?"
    This guy- "and I took that personally"

  • @GioVanniRimz
    @GioVanniRimz 4 года назад +7

    i love the EFX when he says "in space it's different"

  • @mtnation2923
    @mtnation2923 4 года назад +390

    “He put a Swedish fish inside of it, so we had kinda of like an aquarium” xD

    • @honkydorry7691
      @honkydorry7691 4 года назад

      “Kinda of like” learn how to speak English sir

    • @tybrown7112
      @tybrown7112 4 года назад +42

      :/ English may not be their first language. Try to be kind.

    • @petrathorsty3833
      @petrathorsty3833 4 года назад +1

      😂 this bit cracked me up so much

  • @FharishAhmed
    @FharishAhmed 4 года назад +1031

    8:21 You KNOW he did it!
    btw, he is the funniest astronaut I have ever seen.

    • @mmdday
      @mmdday 4 года назад +15

      that explains his weight gain...

    • @akshatmishra311
      @akshatmishra311 4 года назад +18

      You should listen to Chris Hadfield someday . He is also amazingly funny.

    • @Wakish0069
      @Wakish0069 4 года назад +13

      The way he said " 'MY' purple dot on it" was totally suspicious. That slight pause he took lol

    • @awkwardlycast5801
      @awkwardlycast5801 4 года назад

      Heliocentric model is a lie. Earth is flat and stationary. You'll find my credentials at the end of this pamphlet I wrote: steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/4th-edition-of-a-pilot-and-engineer-s-handbook-to-flat-earth-truth

    • @aether1370
      @aether1370 4 года назад +1

      @@awkwardlycast5801 DM me on discord at Aether#5249, I wanna debate with you

  • @AKNativ
    @AKNativ 4 года назад +2

    1:22
    Honesty Level: 100

  • @user-mv2jv3gz4g
    @user-mv2jv3gz4g 14 дней назад +1

    @8:00 I love this guy LOL. I met him once, and he is super humble.

  • @jaclyn4098
    @jaclyn4098 4 года назад +250

    *explains how something works on Earth*
    "But in SPACE.....it's different." *dramatic effect*
    repeat that ten times.

  • @daveg.
    @daveg. 4 года назад +587

    I like how he emphasizes the “ball” shape of the earth. Hes just like “come on flat-earthers, make my day.”

    • @SacredDaturana
      @SacredDaturana 4 года назад +11

      @Arkadij Friedt you make me sad.

    • @hellothere7565
      @hellothere7565 4 года назад +11

      @Arkadij Friedt you make me sad

    • @aether1370
      @aether1370 4 года назад +10

      @Arkadij Friedt you make me sad

    • @Sevaiah
      @Sevaiah 4 года назад +6

      Arkadij Friedt you make me sad

    • @Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733
      @Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733 4 года назад +2

      Dave G. Do you plan on wearing that uniform after the war is over?

  • @noahw1023
    @noahw1023 2 года назад +6

    Mike is now a professor at Columbia University. I'd show up to every class if he was my professor

  • @janice2532
    @janice2532 4 года назад +1

    So MUCH fun to watch this!!

  • @dabay200
    @dabay200 4 года назад +415

    Massimino is just so funny, always thought astronauts were strict by the book space nerds.

    • @TheUchihaRin
      @TheUchihaRin 4 года назад +63

      I was thinking they have to be really likable if they have to live in tight quarters with their coworkers in space.

    • @shino8854
      @shino8854 4 года назад +6

      Oh yeah, you can tell he loves his coke and whores, a real party animal.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 года назад +5

      Maybe in the 1960s they were, but times changed. Or maybe that's just a popular stereotype about them.

  • @amanmohamed8122
    @amanmohamed8122 4 года назад +194

    Commando:"I knew someone took my cocktail!"

    • @mfThump
      @mfThump 4 года назад +15

      *"dont make me land this thing!"*

  • @DarkMight117
    @DarkMight117 3 года назад +3

    This right here 8:25 sounds like the intergalactic dibs law

  • @Meat-popsikle
    @Meat-popsikle 4 года назад +2

    Love his sense of humor! I want to go into space with someone like that.

  • @Anna-yj5jo
    @Anna-yj5jo 4 года назад +437

    Sign of a good astronaut?
    World: Knowledge, courage, determination
    Mike: ... Locking the straw 13:24

    • @Kannon_BR
      @Kannon_BR 4 года назад

      It´s because to be an average astronaut, having knowledge, courage and determination is common place for all of them. There is no "pay to win" for REAL astronauts, so in the end, it´s your behaviour in a close environment with people and attention to details like this that are going to define you as good astronaut.

    • @faridhadj1238
      @faridhadj1238 4 года назад +2

      Calixto Amorim r/wooosh

  • @MaxPower-vf8kt
    @MaxPower-vf8kt 4 года назад +225

    This guy definitely stole Howard Wolowitz's space brisket.

  • @ZacheryMartine
    @ZacheryMartine 4 года назад +1

    These videos are super interesting! Thanks Wired 👌🏻

  • @thercracer1717
    @thercracer1717 3 года назад +1

    These guys are literally the coolest guys ever

  • @starlanceleo
    @starlanceleo 4 года назад +144

    He totally switched the colours when he got ice cream. 😂

  • @HZ-fg9sf
    @HZ-fg9sf 4 года назад +346

    “I like Italian apparently.” - Massimino
    😂 This guy is full of great deadpan quotes.
    Neat footage too. Love seeing the humorous nature of the space crew. That group tortilla juggling 😆 I guess earth rules of “Don’t play with your food” doesn’t apply above the stratosphere.

    • @mj-yo7vt
      @mj-yo7vt 4 года назад +3

      I'm Russian and it's funny to see Russian products and writings inside the station lol

  • @lolanelson9634
    @lolanelson9634 4 года назад

    This is such a cool channel. All the questions I wanted to ask, but no one to answer them-until now!

  • @mooon_val
    @mooon_val 3 года назад +9

    "Apparently I like Italian food"
    Lists every Italian good I know

  • @Iamonepercent
    @Iamonepercent 4 года назад +93

    I just can't stop imagining how great that spinal decompression must feel.

    • @Pallineon
      @Pallineon 4 года назад +3

      Exactly!

    • @MaiaraBela
      @MaiaraBela 4 года назад

      Actually Chris Hadfield said that decompression is often painful, and some people feel back pain while in space

  • @lostinconfusion5848
    @lostinconfusion5848 4 года назад +511

    Oh look a shooting star make a wish”
    This guy: nah its just trash burning through the atmosphere

    • @theespatier4456
      @theespatier4456 4 года назад +2

      Lost in confusion Rotten apples

    • @Kalumbatsch
      @Kalumbatsch 4 года назад +17

      An old bag of astronaut ice cream.

    • @Derideo
      @Derideo 4 года назад +1

      @@theespatier4456 Rotten fruit... in space? Oh, he must be talking about the astro nots.

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 4 года назад

      ArraysStartAtThePowerOf0 Mom’s spaghetti.

    • @valpardo6405
      @valpardo6405 4 года назад +2

      Doesnt all of our dreams start off as or end as burning trash anyway?

  • @karthikattaluri8122
    @karthikattaluri8122 4 года назад +11

    “FRUIT LOOPS.”

  • @Felix2008ify
    @Felix2008ify 4 года назад +7

    Seeing the outer space is too scary. I cant imagine living it there and doing every job.

  • @mariapz101
    @mariapz101 4 года назад +411

    why do i want this man to be my dad

    • @camerondaniels6751
      @camerondaniels6751 4 года назад +30

      Daddy issues....
      Call me..

    • @SKS6184-
      @SKS6184- 4 года назад +18

      Josh Charles wtf don’t make assumptions. You never know. Besides they’re just saying that he’s funny and easy going and would be fun to have as a parent

    • @SKS6184-
      @SKS6184- 4 года назад +5

      Josh Charles thank you, I know I’ll get through it, thanks a lot 😊

    • @geovannacelin
      @geovannacelin 4 года назад +1

      Cause he went to space

    • @NightHawke
      @NightHawke 4 года назад +4

      "Cause he's hella cool!

  • @godsfart
    @godsfart 4 года назад +408

    This is the guy that named Howard Wolowitz Froot Loops LOL

    • @FharishAhmed
      @FharishAhmed 4 года назад +22

      LOL Thank you! That's why he looked so familiar!

    • @nukepacifista9188
      @nukepacifista9188 4 года назад +10

      It takes time to find you... finally... i may rest now

    • @eloisearthrell2832
      @eloisearthrell2832 4 года назад +6

      I know I was like OMG is that the astronaut that Howard went to 'space' with.

  • @le_gus001
    @le_gus001 3 года назад +3

    3:29 imagine this scene with "houston we got a problem" :D

  • @RalphReagan
    @RalphReagan 4 года назад +1

    I remember Joe Kerwin eating corn flakes on the KC-135. He was a great guy.

  • @Jamesangstman
    @Jamesangstman 4 года назад +146

    "not saying i ever did this" dont worry bud secrets safe with us

  • @ensey.
    @ensey. 4 года назад +134

    Regular people: I eat breakfast right after I wake up
    Astronauts: I break my fast during my post-sleep period.

    • @geoplane3799
      @geoplane3799 4 года назад +1

      That's how people sound smart

  • @spaceshuttle1
    @spaceshuttle1 3 года назад +1

    Mike I love your space videos!

  • @PastryGator
    @PastryGator Год назад +2

    We actually owe a lot of the modern processes for safely making food (HACCP approach) thanks to the needs of food for NASA/Astronauts as well.

  • @zynaisha2775
    @zynaisha2775 4 года назад +173

    Not related to anything he talked about but his voice is like so soothing

    • @TheMoises1213
      @TheMoises1213 4 года назад +1

      Zyn Aisha right!

    • @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE
      @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE 4 года назад +1

      It sounds so familiar and I can’t place it 🤯💆🏽‍♀️

    • @rezadroidjr
      @rezadroidjr 3 года назад +1

      Exacrly his voice is deep🔥

    • @twizzycoutinho1130
      @twizzycoutinho1130 3 года назад +1

      Yessssss. I was actually thinking about how nice his voice is

  • @indiebaby
    @indiebaby 4 года назад +60

    This is the kinda of programming that should be recommended to kids. Really wholesome stuff.

  • @omero9210
    @omero9210 3 года назад +1

    Mike, your explanation is SO funny and interesting to watch... Your hands and eyes talk would make audio totally optional :)

  • @MrThewhorishnun
    @MrThewhorishnun 3 года назад +2

    This guy has the most relaxing voice

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite 4 года назад +973

    Gordon Ramsay needs to try to cook for astronauts.

    • @fiyerolee
      @fiyerolee 4 года назад +18

      heston already did it ruclips.net/video/ZofEql_zuac/видео.html

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 года назад +40

      Kitchen Nightmares in Space
      only on *FOX*

    • @Sathish_12
      @Sathish_12 4 года назад +26

      Gorden:U said its fresh but it is frozen😂😂

    • @spacekgb
      @spacekgb 4 года назад +4

      Problem is that is space because of stuff with your mucus in 0g, everything tastes more bland.

    • @sethcrafton1177
      @sethcrafton1177 4 года назад +2

      The Great CooLite WHERES THE FREEZEDRIED LAMB SAUCE
      WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT TORTILLA SANDWICH

  • @stevea1708
    @stevea1708 4 года назад +792

    is the food designed so that people don't get diarrhea ? next episode on this should be about human waste

    • @alineoliveirasilva54
      @alineoliveirasilva54 4 года назад +48

      this coment is so underrated

    • @AG-mt3xs
      @AG-mt3xs 4 года назад +51

      @@alineoliveirasilva54 Agreed! Makes you wonder what happens if someone gets food poisoning...or perhaps was exposed to Norovirus before launch. Oh....that would be bad.

    • @Edgarrre
      @Edgarrre 4 года назад +15

      It should be about hygiene in fact. I wonder how the shower

    • @archerfn8665
      @archerfn8665 4 года назад +4

      xThelq I hard they use dry shampoo for their hair but I don’t know about how they clean their bodies. I’d imagine they wouldn’t have to shower as much as they would on earth because there’s not much to get them dirty up on the ISS

    • @esfitnesspro2455
      @esfitnesspro2455 4 года назад +17

      As a personal trainer and former escort and serial "cheater"... Baby wipes are an easy easy way to "shower" quickly.

  • @cosmicathesongstress7466
    @cosmicathesongstress7466 2 года назад

    This is all incredibly fascinating!! I must learn more! I MUST!!

  • @ltpetro
    @ltpetro 3 года назад +5

    I love his candor and his hot takes. "Apparently I like Italian food" and talking about how gross astronaut ice cream is
    And gaining weight and stealing food

  • @CyberRacer
    @CyberRacer 4 года назад +69

    I can imagine him saying “In space it’s different ...” to their grandchildren for every situation

  • @captainsinclair7954
    @captainsinclair7954 4 года назад +48

    When he mentioned that you could change the dots on the food packages, I immediately thought “I pulled a sneaky on you, commander.”

  • @jamespkinsella5018
    @jamespkinsella5018 4 года назад +4

    Superbly explained , a pleasure to watch and totally informative .

  • @eminem1215
    @eminem1215 4 года назад +2

    love this guy