The Simpsons - Homer At The Buffet

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @rixxy9204
    @rixxy9204 5 лет назад +8711

    "I think I have some tictacs in my purse"
    "Excellent choice"
    *still writes the order*

    • @jaykong1128
      @jaykong1128 5 лет назад +94

      I was fuken SLAYED SON! Shit made me cry
      XDDDD

    • @MMAGamblingTips
      @MMAGamblingTips 5 лет назад +60

      Rix xy
      Still brings wrong order.

    • @JMG_86
      @JMG_86 5 лет назад +86

      _Writes: "She has lost her will to live."_

    • @Based-Gojo
      @Based-Gojo 5 лет назад +7

      I am the 1,200th like!

    • @Jetsudo
      @Jetsudo 5 лет назад +9

      This is one of those moments where I can say to all, I make tic tacs! And I will get love and praise for it, no doubt.

  • @ceruchi2084
    @ceruchi2084 5 лет назад +5619

    "We went fishing..."
    One of Marge's saddest lines.

    • @matt13r1
      @matt13r1 4 года назад +93

      Wasn't Marge allergic to seafood?? So why did she even go?

    • @leocoelho12
      @leocoelho12 4 года назад +398

      @@matt13r1 true love

    • @matt13r1
      @matt13r1 4 года назад +41

      @@leocoelho12 touche.

    • @damage6836
      @damage6836 4 года назад +73

      @@matt13r1 some women will follow their man no matter what haha

    • @DreamVikings
      @DreamVikings 3 года назад +8

      And testifying in his favor xD.

  • @travisbickle4307
    @travisbickle4307 3 года назад +5117

    "T'was a moonless night, dark as pitch when out of the mist, came a beast, more stomach than man!"

    • @datprawn4850
      @datprawn4850 3 года назад +191

      Hey!

    • @the_even_toed_ungulate.
      @the_even_toed_ungulate. 3 года назад +87

      Dark as pitch

    • @GrosvnerMcaffrey
      @GrosvnerMcaffrey 3 года назад +84

      He's more man than stomach when it comes to steak but if it's doughnuts and seafood his beer belly becomes a bottomless abyss

    • @Funnychannel-22-d9e
      @Funnychannel-22-d9e 3 года назад +32

      gotta love those overly dramatic descriptions

    • @M0butu
      @M0butu 3 года назад +25

      ARRRRRRR

  • @JoshSmithNo1
    @JoshSmithNo1 Год назад +2048

    "Do these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?"
    This line gets me every time lmao

    • @nitaistrange112
      @nitaistrange112 Год назад +19

      The pathos is GOLDEN.

    • @nitinudapi3752
      @nitinudapi3752 Год назад +34

      The jury was the best part!

    • @JOGA_Wills
      @JOGA_Wills Год назад +16

      Haha yeah Lionel Hutz bursts your gut everytime... the one where he takes off his tie to fool Apu kills me just as much hahahha Apu even describes the type of knot the tie is in ha..

    • @darkhound_inc
      @darkhound_inc Год назад +72

      *"That could've been me!"*

    • @casualfocus1371
      @casualfocus1371 Год назад +2

      He's not wrong

  • @chrismccarter228
    @chrismccarter228 5 лет назад +12297

    This was the only time Lionel Hutz was a real lawyer and did his job.

    • @PsychoChuckGreene
      @PsychoChuckGreene 5 лет назад +775

      He also did well with the case when he defending Chester Lampwick and Bart when he ate that metal jagged piece in a Krusty cereal

    • @frankj2879
      @frankj2879 5 лет назад +109

      @@matthewklahn7523 make me!

    • @Ddanielgonzalez
      @Ddanielgonzalez 5 лет назад +145

      Chuck Greene no he didn’t. Bart and Lisa saved him, he even asked the kids for help.

    • @charlie172011
      @charlie172011 5 лет назад +135

      @@PsychoChuckGreene and then he stole practically all of Bart's compensation lol

    • @PsychoChuckGreene
      @PsychoChuckGreene 5 лет назад +21

      @charlie172011 that’s true, and made it even easier for him when Krusty ate a poison Krusty-O

  • @coolperson962
    @coolperson962 5 лет назад +3760

    'Does these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?!'
    'THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!'

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 5 лет назад +58

      "We're in trouble" arggggg. lol

    • @agk2802
      @agk2802 5 лет назад +20

      Robert Moore « It should’ve been me » - Dolph Freaking Ziggler

    • @vincentfichtler7758
      @vincentfichtler7758 4 года назад +18

      "Homer I have a proposition for ya fair and true."

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 года назад +15

      the one time you could use quotation marks and you fuck it up lol

    • @fredfredburger5150
      @fredfredburger5150 4 года назад +2

      My favourite bit too!

  • @Thatbasedcat
    @Thatbasedcat 4 года назад +8780

    “I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restuarant and they had to close the restuarant.” - Ralph Wiggum Season 7

    • @shepardmint933
      @shepardmint933 3 года назад +808

      “Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but that doesn’t mean he’s some food-crazed maniac.” -Lisa Simpsons, Season 7

    • @lifeisgood420365
      @lifeisgood420365 3 года назад +271

      Ooh, cool, I never noticed the call back reference lol

    • @andi8768
      @andi8768 3 года назад +405

      "Oh, that's raspberry..." - Homer Simpson Season 7

    • @robertprince2651
      @robertprince2651 3 года назад +15

      🤔🤔😅😅🤣☠

    • @kdohertygizbur
      @kdohertygizbur 3 года назад +106

      @@robertprince2651 Lisa groans and looks down

  • @DfRaid
    @DfRaid Год назад +2282

    Old simpsons managed to put in a gag every 5 seconds. And all of them hit. Pure genius.

  • @7599mmd
    @7599mmd 8 лет назад +3508

    "When out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man."

    • @yisraelmedina6192
      @yisraelmedina6192 8 лет назад +13

      lol

    • @aaronsalentine7876
      @aaronsalentine7876 8 лет назад +65

      There is a black hole in Homers stomach lol

    • @Argonwolfproject
      @Argonwolfproject 8 лет назад +25

      @i am your DNA i am your clone
      And what are you supposed to be, a spambot that leaves hate messages?

    • @tabutu1
      @tabutu1 8 лет назад +1

      Another basement dwelling virgin neckbeard. You sad pathetic fool.

    • @Mellowne
      @Mellowne 7 лет назад

      and i make everybody sigh

  • @backhandok
    @backhandok 4 года назад +9938

    I still think "The Frying Dutchman" is a pretty damn great name.

    • @lordgoro
      @lordgoro 4 года назад +151

      it is

    • @rightwaydothings4133
      @rightwaydothings4133 4 года назад +119

      That is a pretty sweet name.

    • @Dinosaurman34
      @Dinosaurman34 4 года назад +182

      @@tobym5185 That’s a fish and chip shop where I live

    • @Dinosaurman34
      @Dinosaurman34 4 года назад +74

      @@tobym5185 Gooooooood.
      Crispy battered fish, fluffy salty chips.

    • @SuperTed19021
      @SuperTed19021 4 года назад +19

      I *so* want to go there! The thought of salty Edam. Mmmmmm.

  • @LAVATORR
    @LAVATORR 9 лет назад +7370

    There is an impossible number of classic lines here.

    • @mrbrokenmonkey
      @mrbrokenmonkey 9 лет назад +426

      +LAVATORR I don't use the words "great poster" often, but you are the greatest poster in youtube history.

    • @cuckoophendula8211
      @cuckoophendula8211 9 лет назад +88

      +LAVATORR
      One thing that really disappointed me as I was growing up alongside the simpsons is that over time, the number of quotable lines eventually went way down to nothing. And as we all know, this decline correlated with the way the show ended up being.

    • @KristerAndersson-nc8zo
      @KristerAndersson-nc8zo 9 лет назад +76

      +LAVATORR It is a remorseless eating machine,

    • @AJTwo
      @AJTwo 9 лет назад +77

      +Cuckoo Phendula : It's like watching a former champion racehorse. Except now he's old and arthritic and crippled and they're still making him run.

    • @AJTwo
      @AJTwo 9 лет назад +56

      +Broken Monkey (BrokenMonkey) : That is the most blatant case of RUclips hyperbole since I watched a clip from The Neverending Story

  • @brucethomson3242
    @brucethomson3242 2 года назад +768

    'I have some tictacs in my purse.'
    'Excellent choice.'
    😅😅 genius.

    • @lupodelupis3672
      @lupodelupis3672 2 года назад +19

      Conan O'Brian...what a brillant comedy mind!😁

    • @themasterofcommentsandrese4351
      @themasterofcommentsandrese4351 Год назад +5

      Marge is allergic to fish. That didn’t stop her husband from searching for other all you can eat restaurant deals and going fishing.

    • @mranderson6748
      @mranderson6748 3 месяца назад

      I think of that when ya visit someone's house and their food sux lol

  • @muramasasedge5443
    @muramasasedge5443 3 года назад +6265

    The entire Jury being morbidly obese is hilarious.

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 3 года назад +158

      Also Homer willing to eat the deadly eclaire knowing full well it will kill him. ‘Murica.

    • @barrettfenwick8028
      @barrettfenwick8028 3 года назад +351

      "That could have been ME!" :p

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 3 года назад +223

      A jury of his peers.

    • @pbyrne3193
      @pbyrne3193 3 года назад +22

      NGL I never noticed that before 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @KH4444444444N
      @KH4444444444N 3 года назад +28

      @@josh18230 A jury of his "steers".😎

  • @obsidiandeluxe4474
    @obsidiandeluxe4474 5 лет назад +2444

    “Is it more iced tea ye be needing?”
    “OK”
    *maniacal laughter*

  • @FJose95
    @FJose95 2 года назад +4343

    “We went fishing .”
    That line is comedic gold 😂

    • @tombitetto9498
      @tombitetto9498 2 года назад +24

      Yeah. Stuck with me from a much too young age

    • @jarrodyuki7081
      @jarrodyuki7081 2 года назад +1

      oh boy.

    • @ajfoodiesaiyan
      @ajfoodiesaiyan 2 года назад +109

      I love how she cries after it too. 😂

    • @philipmancera2505
      @philipmancera2505 2 года назад +56

      @@ajfoodiesaiyan probably too ashamed, humiliated and disappointed by Homer's Healthy appetite for good quality Food.

    • @MrWildcat2009
      @MrWildcat2009 2 года назад +20

      @@ajfoodiesaiyan because she knows that she lied under oath per Lionel’s orders, against her will, to help Homer win his suit.

  • @jeffgeminis925
    @jeffgeminis925 2 года назад +765

    "That man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!" "Oh, he's hideous! I heard they shaved a gorilla". My favourite quotes of this episode.

    • @Mouth4War88
      @Mouth4War88 2 года назад +3

      ROLMFAO

    • @thedkm-4894
      @thedkm-4894 Год назад +3

      @@Mouth4War88 ....

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 Год назад

      ...

    • @admiralandy1983
      @admiralandy1983 Год назад +9

      I wonder if the shaved a gorilla line was a reference to when people mistook Homer covered in mud for Bigfoot?

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 Год назад

      @@admiralandy1983I would doubt it. Gorillas are real.

  • @zakretsas8898
    @zakretsas8898 5 лет назад +4162

    "Tis no man, tis a remorseless eatin machine, arrrrgh"

    • @-M0LE
      @-M0LE 5 лет назад +18

      Zak retsas yar

    • @richardwere4487
      @richardwere4487 5 лет назад +25

      My loan accounts

    • @honestabe5153
      @honestabe5153 5 лет назад +45

      More stomach than man

    • @tomtv8394
      @tomtv8394 4 года назад +4

      Tinky Winky that’s the most fucking pathetic insult ever said by mankind

    • @tomtv8394
      @tomtv8394 4 года назад +4

      Tinky Winky you come back with the worst fucking insults I’ve ever seen my brain cells are fucking dieing due to how fucking bad and cringey your comebacks are

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 5 лет назад +4470

    Classic Simpson, when practically every single line was quotable.

    • @AwnPoynt
      @AwnPoynt 5 лет назад +29

      The Widow's Son exactly

    • @ninetailsgaming2919
      @ninetailsgaming2919 5 лет назад +63

      “This was the most blatant case of false advertising!”

    • @anything7441
      @anything7441 5 лет назад +30

      True that. Best time ever. The laughing continued well on to second to last period the next day in school. Where a good buddy n I would re enact various statements. And laugh crazily

    • @JohnWilliams-gp6ec
      @JohnWilliams-gp6ec 5 лет назад +25

      Fairly warned be thee, says I.

    • @Minirow
      @Minirow 5 лет назад +15

      "uhhh there's a pizza here fo--"
      "right here"

  • @Chrisbajs
    @Chrisbajs 4 года назад +6717

    The writing was so insanely good. A good joke every other line.

    • @lw954
      @lw954 4 года назад +60

      Love the profile pic

    • @godsu
      @godsu 4 года назад +93

      You are the greatest hero in American history

    • @strangemarkings
      @strangemarkings 3 года назад +155

      Conan O'Brian wrote a lot of this episode and created the character of the Captain

    • @glipk
      @glipk 3 года назад +7

      Great album

    • @spb7883
      @spb7883 3 года назад +76

      Humor works best when one isn’t afraid to offend.

  • @seanthomson5578
    @seanthomson5578 2 года назад +717

    “Homer I don’t use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.”~ Lionel Hutz’s best line.

  • @jeffw8218
    @jeffw8218 3 года назад +4664

    I like how Lionel Hutz is both a competent and incompetent lawyer at the same time.

  • @Olimar73
    @Olimar73 6 лет назад +4630

    "I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"

    • @Sin526
      @Sin526 5 лет назад +82

      I just saw that clip a little bit ago and instantly made that connection!

    • @newsgetsold
      @newsgetsold 5 лет назад +27

      Nelson: *points* "Ha ha!" ruclips.net/video/2LM0CZZ9Uw8/видео.html

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 5 лет назад +132

      Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some food crazed maniac!

    • @guyincognito7308
      @guyincognito7308 5 лет назад +43

      @@VGamingJunkieVT"ooooohhh this one's raspberry!!!"

    • @mudchair16
      @mudchair16 5 лет назад +21

      Washing my fat guy hat, honey.

  • @tron3entertainment
    @tron3entertainment 5 лет назад +2244

    "That man ate all our shrimp... and two plastic lobsters."
    Bewildering AND hilarious.

    • @mac_truck94
      @mac_truck94 5 лет назад +46

      I think the fact he ate 2, meant he ate one, liked the taste and ate another makes it so much funnier

    • @mr_snrub
      @mr_snrub 4 года назад +7

      Tis no man, that be a space station

    • @thedelster9525
      @thedelster9525 4 года назад +3

      And took plastic lobsters *

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 4 года назад +10

      @@thedelster9525 No, it's _"two_ plastic lobsters". Where's the joke in saying Homer took some plastic lobsters? The joke is that he ate them.

    • @richcampoverde
      @richcampoverde 4 года назад +2

      Are you the atraxi

  • @jexxer
    @jexxer Год назад +94

    I don't think I've seen this episode in decades, but in my head I still hear Homer's voice saying "But the sign says 'all you can eat'!" _every single time_ I see or even think about a buffet.

  • @shutup2751
    @shutup2751 2 года назад +3623

    i love how the captain starts laughing maniacally after they say ok to his offer of more iced tea

    • @philipmancera2505
      @philipmancera2505 2 года назад +82

      It's his job and he likes it fine. It makes him feel Jolly than a Roger.

    • @aakksshhaayy
      @aakksshhaayy 2 года назад +135

      Makes you fill up on fluids rather than seafood

    • @philipmancera2505
      @philipmancera2505 2 года назад +17

      @@aakksshhaayy Food and Beverages just keeps everything in balance.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 2 года назад +17

      "Would you rather eat a village rat than another burger?", lol, I like that line too

    • @catbranchman01
      @catbranchman01 2 года назад +35

      @@alvexok5523 it’s “bilge rat” not village rat - easy mistake to make, and I didn’t know what a bilge rat was when I first heard it 🙂

  • @crixxxxxxxxx
    @crixxxxxxxxx 8 лет назад +1623

    Lionel Hutz actually wins a settlement.

    • @theman1412
      @theman1412 8 лет назад +110

      sort of

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 8 лет назад +49

      lincolnlobster I think this is the only case he won.

    • @UnchainedEruption
      @UnchainedEruption 8 лет назад +40

      lincolnlobster I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm!

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 8 лет назад +1

      Zachary Thomas Forget that was in the episode.

    • @J4hk2
      @J4hk2 8 лет назад +35

      @Zachary Thomas Also won the cases against Roger Meyers Jr. and Mayor "Bob" Terwilliger

  • @monkaWGiga
    @monkaWGiga 4 года назад +3234

    "Please don't take the steam tray. SIR-!" This line has always killed me.

    • @jonathanwright8025
      @jonathanwright8025 3 года назад +131

      Maybe some one will call me sir, without adding, you're making a scene.

    • @eoghancasserly3626
      @eoghancasserly3626 3 года назад +37

      It's not the most clever joke in the video but it had me laughing the hardest. Perfect comedic timing

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 3 года назад +36

      That tray would be way too hot to pick up. Homer did not care.

    • @deanfarr3249
      @deanfarr3249 3 года назад +12

      I think homer was just starting to eat after they closed he spent all the time cracking open the lobster shells

    • @Therestrial432
      @Therestrial432 3 года назад +27

      Only someone whose worked at buffets knows that servers pain! 😂😂😂😭

  • @henrylivingstone2971
    @henrylivingstone2971 2 года назад +101

    I love the jury reveal and the “that could’ve been me!” 😂😂😂

    • @garylobo348
      @garylobo348 Год назад

      Another fat guy of course

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful Год назад +4

      Sadly that joke today would be attacked by a twitter mob for being fatphobic. I miss the days when you could have comedy.

    • @DarrenBates
      @DarrenBates 11 месяцев назад

      The fact there's a jury for a consumer law case is amazing.

    • @tsurugi5
      @tsurugi5 11 месяцев назад +1

      that stomach wobble though

    • @renesandoval1454
      @renesandoval1454 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Illustraful agreed today these simpsons episodes would be attacked by Gen Z or as I call them the "safe space" cancel culture.

  • @maoribrotha53
    @maoribrotha53 5 лет назад +5509

    “This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film the never ending story”.

    • @MrGts92
      @MrGts92 4 года назад +445

      "Why did you just repeat what we just heard? What's the point?"

    • @christophzeit6282
      @christophzeit6282 4 года назад +139

      @dungoist Why did you just repeat what we just heard? What's the point? Why did you just repeat what we just heard? What's the point?

    • @Eauduroi
      @Eauduroi 4 года назад +52

      Cos its funny you stupid ass nikka

    • @crypastesomemore8348
      @crypastesomemore8348 4 года назад +135

      dungoist you’re a moron, dude- people post quotes from the videos to highlight them, express their appreciation of them, heighten their experience of the video, and discuss the quote and its entertainment value (or other value) with others. You’re clearly an imbecile or some megalomaniac who can’t handle others expressing themselves in a perfectly reasonable manner on a free, open, and public forum. I would suggest examining your life and worldview if you honestly don’t comprehend the sense behind quoting a part of a video.

    • @HammsterMusic
      @HammsterMusic 4 года назад +23

      Brosef Brokowski chill bro

  • @adrian4397
    @adrian4397 3 года назад +1594

    The Monorail gets all the hype as Conan O'Brien's best episode, and it's hilarious, but this one is just as funny. "That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters."

    • @stevencramsie9172
      @stevencramsie9172 3 года назад +65

      What's more amazing though is The Monorail was his first script.

    • @adrian4397
      @adrian4397 3 года назад +5

      @@stevencramsie9172 great point!

    • @stakkadakka3427
      @stakkadakka3427 3 года назад +29

      @@stevencramsie9172 ever notice how the monorail guy looks like conan?

    • @jordanboyd5587
      @jordanboyd5587 3 года назад +27

      "I heard they've shaved a gorilla."

    • @skinnybuddha8988
      @skinnybuddha8988 3 года назад +21

      I was just saying this. I'm really gonna miss the Conan show. I cannot believe it's actually gone, it doesn't even feel real.

  • @gothpunk702
    @gothpunk702 5 лет назад +1430

    "Please, don't take the steam tray!!...SIR!!"

    • @TheMadScientistOfLuton
      @TheMadScientistOfLuton 5 лет назад +86

      Even after 20 years this joke still cracks me up

    • @michaelcastellano9932
      @michaelcastellano9932 5 лет назад +13

      To live in a world where you can do that without getting in trouble.

    • @charlie172011
      @charlie172011 5 лет назад +10

      Probably for steam hams

    • @jaykong1128
      @jaykong1128 5 лет назад +6

      At this point in the clip literal tears bursting from my face
      XDDDD

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 4 года назад +1

      I always wonder over the specificity of the word "steam tray"... So that thing is a steam tray.

  • @ericpeters9787
    @ericpeters9787 7 месяцев назад +97

    Homer also single handedly bankrupted Red Lobster during endless shrimp.

    • @SirManfly
      @SirManfly Месяц назад

      "Bottomless Pete"...."ewww, he's hideous!!....I heard they shaved a gorilla !!"

  • @VASHtheCritic
    @VASHtheCritic 4 года назад +4207

    “I heard they shaved a gorilla”
    You don’t get great lines like that anymore with the Simpsons

    • @bradwilliams7683
      @bradwilliams7683 3 года назад +205

      As far as I'm concerned the Simpsons is about 20 seasons past its "use by" date.

    • @harishashok6022
      @harishashok6022 3 года назад +195

      It is because the writers now are bunch of wasted millenials. Legends like Conan & Brad Bird were a part of this classic era.

    • @jackflowt
      @jackflowt 3 года назад +44

      @@harishashok6022 Shut up boomer. Blaming millennials isn't gonna solve your problems! Also it's spelled "millennials"

    • @San-cs6lk
      @San-cs6lk 3 года назад +10

      @@bradwilliams7683 Keep repeating the same thing thinking you will be right.

    • @Ryfael
      @Ryfael 3 года назад +97

      @@San-cs6lk He is though

  • @GozUnlimited
    @GozUnlimited 9 лет назад +3045

    "Please! Don't take the steam tray! Sir!" LOL

    • @AJARyan-yn2uv
      @AJARyan-yn2uv 9 лет назад +202

      And he takes it while holding a fish in his mouth.

    • @Paquito910
      @Paquito910 7 лет назад +53

      like an aquarium sealion.

    • @citrusblast4372
      @citrusblast4372 7 лет назад +64

      I love how it cuts in the middle of sir

    • @Saffrone221
      @Saffrone221 7 лет назад +17

      Shut up and take my fat money!!!!!!

    • @kingjacob1658
      @kingjacob1658 7 лет назад

      GozUnlimited k

  • @gl3110
    @gl3110 5 лет назад +5439

    Its frankly depressing how good this show used to be when you think about what it is now.

    • @Slashco
      @Slashco 5 лет назад +228

      Seasons 3-8 were really the golden years, then it was still watchable for a few more seasons, and finally became pretty "meh". I haven't even watched anything past season 20 or so.

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul 5 лет назад +105

      Family Guy has gone the same way

    • @ronaldcheng1857
      @ronaldcheng1857 5 лет назад +60

      LG1031
      For real..... Literally, the Simpsons are now just an undead shell of what they used to be. :( They need to just kill the series and end it.

    • @גיאורטנשטיין
      @גיאורטנשטיין 5 лет назад +8

      Have you ever asked Fox why wouldn't they cancel the simpsons?

    • @AndalusianLuis
      @AndalusianLuis 5 лет назад +21

      Edward Jaquez you mad bro ?

  • @Mr_Winster
    @Mr_Winster Год назад +49

    Homer running back through the door cracks me up every time 🤣 🤣🤣

  • @mattdavisprofessionalgolfc8362
    @mattdavisprofessionalgolfc8362 9 лет назад +870

    'We went fishing..' 'Sobs' -absolute gold

    • @JPZ16974
      @JPZ16974 9 лет назад +3

      +Matt Davis Professional Golf Coaching *Gasps* the horror! D:

    • @GVZGQosqoruna
      @GVZGQosqoruna 9 лет назад +29

      +Matt Davis Professional Golf Coaching ..Poor Marge, a great wife, true love.

    • @AJTwo
      @AJTwo 9 лет назад +74

      That could have been me!

    • @iAmMadeOfSoup
      @iAmMadeOfSoup 7 лет назад +1

      Matt Davis Professional Golf Coaching best line

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 7 лет назад +2

      Every man deserves a wife like Marge

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 5 лет назад +6883

    That never ending story joke lol

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 5 лет назад +104

      I like seeing other bigger named youtubers make comments outside their videos. I'll end my comment with:
      Come see Bottomless Pete! Nature's cruelest mistake! Come for the freak, stay for the food!

    • @justincounts6001
      @justincounts6001 4 года назад +13

      Holy crap you're the last person I would expect to see on a Simpsons video huge fan

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 4 года назад +6

      "Laughing my ass off off off off"... fucking loser.

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 4 года назад +36

      @@iim4xii129 what are you on about

    • @highlyblest
      @highlyblest 4 года назад +3

      Ah ProtoMario we meet again

  • @Georgelfcsg8
    @Georgelfcsg8 6 месяцев назад +9

    3:35
    "We drove around until 3am looking for another all you can eat fish restaurant"
    That line cracks me up everytime 😂😂

  • @terrortalks3037
    @terrortalks3037 3 года назад +827

    "Is it more iced tea ye be needin'?"
    "OK."
    "Yarharharharhar!"

    • @eclass96
      @eclass96 3 года назад +16

      Happy to serve...😆😆😆

    • @megatop412
      @megatop412 3 года назад +32

      Yeah that laugh was crazy, like lunatic crazy

    • @devontepierson5913
      @devontepierson5913 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/iCiNPUVvGJk/видео.html

    • @skandababy
      @skandababy 3 года назад +30

      Yep, the old buffet trick of filling patrons up om tea and soda, so they'll eat less food.

    • @gkm2928
      @gkm2928 3 года назад +12

      @@skandababy that's a lot more logical than my "he clearly pissed in the iced tea" rationale

  • @AlecDouglas
    @AlecDouglas 5 лет назад +1138

    “Homer, I don’t use the word hero very often. But *you* ... are the greatest hero in American history.”

    • @ghalibbakhtiar1300
      @ghalibbakhtiar1300 5 лет назад +80

      Woohoo!

    • @chickenvasquez78
      @chickenvasquez78 5 лет назад +4

      No way in hell he would be a *WORTHLESS* hero of USA lol

    • @funklestiltskin6140
      @funklestiltskin6140 5 лет назад +37

      I love how he clearly was struggling to keep a straight face as he said that.

    • @peteynutt4104
      @peteynutt4104 5 лет назад +18

      @@chickenvasquez78 nah.
      He went to space.
      He is an American hero

    • @canadianmormarchist
      @canadianmormarchist 4 года назад +5

      Lincoln who?!?! The only hero I have ever heard of is Homer Simpson

  • @Despond
    @Despond 3 года назад +231

    "Please! Don't take the steam tray!" The ridiculousness of him taking the whole thing and the guys delivery is what made this cartoon so great.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +5

      how fast does Homers stomach work to digest all that food so quickly?🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonnysupreme
      @jonnysupreme Год назад +5

      "Sir, sir!" 😂

    • @brundlefly262
      @brundlefly262 Год назад +1

      Don't forget about the dead fish in his mouth. 😂

    • @micahbush5397
      @micahbush5397 Год назад

      ​@@raven4k998His stomach is a black hole.

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@raven4k998 Lol it makes me think of that one guy irl with the eating condition... Michel Lotito. It's insane that his death was from natural causes in the end, knowing the kind of dangerous objects he legitimately consumed.

  • @ajchovanec
    @ajchovanec Год назад +24

    1:08 I love how the waiter still writes something on his pad when Marge says she's going to have Tic Tacs from her purse for dinner.

  • @leons.kennedy7385
    @leons.kennedy7385 5 лет назад +1444

    "Tis was a dark and moonless night, when out came a beast more stomach than man!" 😂😂

  • @jos9116
    @jos9116 4 года назад +850

    ‘We went fishing’ has to be the funniest line in TV history

    • @rosiemurray2611
      @rosiemurray2611 3 года назад +42

      one of those jokes that could just never be improved

    • @sockpuppetbitme
      @sockpuppetbitme 3 года назад +70

      The way she just breaks down in tears LOL

    • @skandababy
      @skandababy 3 года назад +3

      I dunno, Dwight Shrute gets my vote with "he has cat turd collector written all over him"

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 3 года назад +7

      Cap’n:” Fair thee warned be thee, says I”

    • @reckoner1913
      @reckoner1913 2 года назад +5

      It does bother me that we see them in the bedroom after Homer gets kicked out and is threatening to sue....was that at 6am after the fishing trip?

  • @ThaAmjab
    @ThaAmjab 8 лет назад +1501

    "This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The Neverrending Story"! " HAHA

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 7 лет назад +26

      I feel sorry for poor Atrehyu and Bastion...

    • @AverageInvestor
      @AverageInvestor 7 лет назад +28

      I laugh every time I hear that line. lol

    • @nicholask7566
      @nicholask7566 7 лет назад +17

      mabesch Technically when you want to put something in quotation marks while it's already in quotation marks you should use apostrophes. So, it should be, "...since my suit against the film 'The Never Ending Story.'"

    • @homerthompson8730
      @homerthompson8730 6 лет назад +15

      it's lines like that that make you miss Phil Hartman....

    • @ryandickerson9699
      @ryandickerson9699 6 лет назад +7

      Homer Thompson cool name. All of his lines and deliveries were great. He is irreplaceable.

  • @scottie781x
    @scottie781x 2 года назад +138

    The look of embarrassment on Marge's face is priceless 🤣

    • @sgauden02
      @sgauden02 2 года назад +9

      It's a wonder she's managed t stay with Homer all this time.

    • @alexcasares7401
      @alexcasares7401 Год назад +4

      But the people need to see her pretty face

    • @maggyliciousss
      @maggyliciousss Год назад +1

      The facial expressions and gesturing were sooo much better back then..
      The characters were alive, now its just animated crap

    • @ryandiggs750
      @ryandiggs750 11 месяцев назад +1

      She should have stay home instead of coming with him to watch Homer eat while people looking at him outside of the window

    • @rachelwaln269
      @rachelwaln269 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@ryandiggs750 Right.

  • @dadgonegamer2654
    @dadgonegamer2654 4 года назад +566

    “Come for the freak, stay for the food.”
    Fucking hilarious.

  • @Shendue
    @Shendue 3 года назад +845

    I lost it when they delivered him a pizza in the middle of the trial. 🤣

    • @LL-fd7xn
      @LL-fd7xn 2 года назад +11

      Most like paying homage to Fast Times At Ridgemont High!

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 2 года назад +6

      it is still legal?

    • @Rat-mk6fk
      @Rat-mk6fk 2 года назад +27

      @@StainderFin only if you give the judge and prosecutor a slice too lol

    • @lupodelupis3672
      @lupodelupis3672 2 года назад +2

      I know you shouldn't do it, but the trials sessions can last for hours...and when Homer needs to eat 😂

    • @philipmancera2505
      @philipmancera2505 2 года назад +3

      @Shendue I bet it was the Pizza of Dreams, Pepperoni, Sausage, Cheese, Shrimp, Lobster, Crab, Green Peppers and mushrooms.😋😊🍕🌭🧀🦐🦞🦀🫑🍄

  • @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral
    @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral 3 года назад +2770

    Lionel Hutz's finest hour.

    • @user4fvRm2mf
      @user4fvRm2mf 3 года назад +38

      I think he was better in 'Marge in Chains'. He even showed up to court naked by accident in that one!

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 3 года назад +43

      Guilty as charged 😁

    • @angel-iv5ve
      @angel-iv5ve 3 года назад +27

      @@user4fvRm2mfim not wearing a tie at all👹👹👹

    • @justinforward3620
      @justinforward3620 2 года назад +17

      @@user4fvRm2mf But he lost that case when Marge was found guilty and he had to face a case against him immediately afterwards, while still naked below the chest. All in front of Stephen Stills, his AA sponsor. This was his best chance of helping Homer seek some kind of closure or verdict with both a crooked business owner and that bespectacled prosecutor who usually works for Mr. Burns or anyone villainous. Every other instance Lionel Hutz tried to help the family out, his faults were revealed in one way or another. Regardless, he was one of the greatest guest characters in the shows history and his voice actor was one of the very best comedic actors of our generation. Gone too soon.

    • @timkumpost6036
      @timkumpost6036 2 года назад +1

      Did he ever win any other case?

  • @Supreme-gu1jz
    @Supreme-gu1jz 4 месяца назад +6

    The way homer runs back inside. GOD DAMN HILARIOUS 😂. HAIL TO GOLDEN ERA OF THE SIMPSONS.

  • @narmstrong9539
    @narmstrong9539 8 лет назад +1963

    "That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters!"
    That may well be the greatest line in Simpsons history

  • @douglaspinsak1246
    @douglaspinsak1246 2 года назад +1087

    “Come see bottomless Pete, nature’s cruelest mistake” 😂. This sequence was one winner after another-but that is one of my favorite lines.

    • @WillRobinsonDanger
      @WillRobinsonDanger 2 года назад +56

      "COME FOR THE FREAK, STAY FOR THE FOOD!!!!!!"

    • @3rdalbum
      @3rdalbum 2 года назад +8

      I was recommended this video after watching a Simpsons joke about a bottomless pit. So it particularly resonated with me!

    • @calebquispe3587
      @calebquispe3587 2 года назад +3

      Come see bottomless pit ...

    • @douglaspinsak1246
      @douglaspinsak1246 2 года назад +20

      @@calebquispe3587
      No, it's "come see bottomless Pete", like "here is the human equivalent of a bottomless pit--I call him bottomless Pete".

    • @MarcoBoneMan
      @MarcoBoneMan 2 года назад +8

      Golden era Simpsons is the Mike Tyson of comedy, just relentless blows.

  • @joshuaferguson698
    @joshuaferguson698 7 лет назад +693

    "We went fishing" *sobs* lmao

  • @pointsequalspremium8379
    @pointsequalspremium8379 2 года назад +69

    I must have watched this 100 times, and this is the first time I noticed Homer had a fish in his mouth when carrying the steam tray 😂

    • @gorginhanson
      @gorginhanson 2 года назад +8

      Good catch. I'm in the same boat as you (no pun intended)

    • @the_bottomfragger
      @the_bottomfragger Год назад +2

      I don't think I ever really noticed it either. This scene is so well done that it still gets a laugh out of me after all the times I've already watched it.

    • @northernassassin6056
      @northernassassin6056 2 месяца назад

      It's the first thing I noticed!

  • @Garl_Vinland
    @Garl_Vinland 7 лет назад +320

    “MORE ICE TEA?!” “ok” “YARHARHARHAR!!!!”

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 4 года назад +3186

    Punchline after punchline...
    Simpsons AT IT'S BEST!

    • @DGMUSICisGOOD
      @DGMUSICisGOOD 3 года назад +59

      i look up old simpsons skits to remind myself that I'm not in fact crazy when I don't like what is currently popular.

    • @mrrodriguez2947
      @mrrodriguez2947 3 года назад +1

      😂😂 bruh it's always surprising to see you in comments, def love your channel😂. Yo We really do forget at times y'all regular ppl watching YT like the rest of us😂😂

    • @robertb.7964
      @robertb.7964 3 года назад +18

      Yepers, now its just social justice crap

    • @runnersdialzero1244
      @runnersdialzero1244 3 года назад +4

      *its

    • @harryred981
      @harryred981 3 года назад

      Now that I think about it, this is one of the best episodes

  • @DamienMalakay
    @DamienMalakay 8 лет назад +359

    "Homer i don't use the word HERO very often but you are the greatest hero in American history" hahaha!!!

    • @BigDangerous311
      @BigDangerous311 6 лет назад +10

      Sounds like something Trump would make his staffers call him, lol!

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 6 лет назад

      Funnily enough it was 'In your face, Gilgamesh' I said at that bit ;]

    • @isaiahmebrhatu8337
      @isaiahmebrhatu8337 6 лет назад

      I would have to agree with him on that.

    • @OsamaBinLooney
      @OsamaBinLooney 6 лет назад

      well 2nd greatest, right after Trump

  • @nuggetsfan007
    @nuggetsfan007 7 месяцев назад +29

    Simpsons predicting the downfall of Red Lobster decades ahead of time 😂😂😂

  • @Lazyboy5298
    @Lazyboy5298 9 лет назад +778

    "What about the bread, does that have much fish in it?"
    "Yes"

    • @TheVideoVolcano
      @TheVideoVolcano 9 лет назад +16

      +Lazyboy5298 who puts fish in bread lol jahahah

    • @slashermaster28
      @slashermaster28 9 лет назад +12

      +TheVideoVolcano Well, the Japanese are known to put meat in their buns. I wouldn't be surprised if they came up with something like that.

    • @yetanotherfucknuggetwitham5873
      @yetanotherfucknuggetwitham5873 9 лет назад +34

      +slashermaster28 Their kitchens are poorly maintained and fish gets in everything

    • @stevenlow1783
      @stevenlow1783 9 лет назад +1

      +slashermaster28 0

    • @IHeardFromTheHeavens
      @IHeardFromTheHeavens 8 лет назад +1

      +TheVideoVolcano Yh, fried fish, salt fish i.e cod, fish soup. *sigh*

  • @KeiserSoze16
    @KeiserSoze16 6 лет назад +1014

    (Marge) We drove around until 3 a.m. looking for another all you can eat restaurant.
    (Hutz) And when you couldn't find one?
    (Marge) We went fishing *breaks down sobbing*
    That exchange is pure gold! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @luffis1985
      @luffis1985 5 лет назад +46

      That could've been me!

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 лет назад +3

      @@luffis1985 shut up dolph Ziggler lol jk

    • @bodycount3345
      @bodycount3345 5 лет назад +6

      @Jamie Nelson essentially what he's done is made a discussion for that particular part of the video

    • @jabberw0k812
      @jabberw0k812 5 лет назад +6

      Not even any all you can eat restaurant. It had to be an all you can eat *fish* restaurant.

    • @punjabiprincess908
      @punjabiprincess908 5 лет назад

      Thank you I for quoting the same video i just watched.

  • @Eaoleolo
    @Eaoleolo 9 лет назад +678

    -Is it more iced tea that you need?
    -Ok!
    -Ohhh haha.ahahahaharrr
    For some reason that cracked me up.

    • @rockys201
      @rockys201 8 лет назад +32

      +Emil Osorio Llanos She isn't bothered either way but the Captain clearly needs to get a grip, it's only fucking iced tea, lol

    • @8x13Wolf
      @8x13Wolf 8 лет назад +14

      +Emil Osorio Llanos Same. Maybe it's the crazed expression while he's pouring the iced tea that does it?
      Also kind of makes me want iced tea and seafood.

    • @rockys201
      @rockys201 8 лет назад +10

      Tjacksun HARHARHARHARGGHHH!!!!

    • @8x13Wolf
      @8x13Wolf 8 лет назад +13

      +Tjacksun I've never in all my life been to a buffet where they charged you for refills on soda/iced tea/etc.

    • @8x13Wolf
      @8x13Wolf 8 лет назад

      +Tjacksun US.

  • @bertramwinslowiii2119
    @bertramwinslowiii2119 7 месяцев назад +7

    Classic Simpsons - every line is gold!

  • @cornishphilosopher
    @cornishphilosopher 8 лет назад +382

    I love the fat bloke in the court, "That could have been me!".
    3:55

    • @barrettfenwick8028
      @barrettfenwick8028 7 лет назад +19

      Jury revel best joke in the whole segment! XD

    • @brucelston
      @brucelston 7 лет назад +3

      lol best line

    • @chrisj197438
      @chrisj197438 6 лет назад +3

      I have a very overweight friend who loves to say that line. Only Simpson fans get it when he says it.

    • @Shaquille_ONeal
      @Shaquille_ONeal 6 лет назад +3

      I like the purple guy behind Homer at 2:33.

  • @PhflyDan1
    @PhflyDan1 6 лет назад +1761

    Fairly warned, be thee, says I..

    • @homersimpson8824
      @homersimpson8824 6 лет назад +35

      at he beginning when he took the steam tray he already had a whole fish in his mouth before he took it to the table

    • @chpman2013
      @chpman2013 6 лет назад +6

      PhyflyDan1 *snap*snap*

    • @robganley9872
      @robganley9872 6 лет назад

      lol

    • @atalantasapple9639
      @atalantasapple9639 6 лет назад +1

      @@homersimpson8824 - That's ok...It's still funny.😂

    • @BrendanTheGent
      @BrendanTheGent 6 лет назад +2

      That is a reference to the pirates of the caribean ride in disney theme parks

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 3 года назад +509

    I really want to know more about the 'People of Springfield VS Kris Kringle' case.

    • @brendaholcomb3187
      @brendaholcomb3187 3 года назад +83

      It's a reference to "A Miracle on 32nd Street" when they bring bags of letters to Santa into the courtroom to prove Kris Kringle is who he says he is (Santa).

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 3 года назад

      Me too.

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 3 года назад +10

      @@brendaholcomb3187 its 34th street

    • @martybadboy
      @martybadboy 3 года назад +5

      Phfft, millennials.

    • @manilakingslots
      @manilakingslots 3 года назад +2

      It refers to donald trump.

  • @MichaelButlerC
    @MichaelButlerC 2 года назад +13

    my god I've forgotten how good this show was. The bits are amazing.

  • @docdaneeka3424
    @docdaneeka3424 8 лет назад +655

    Is it more iced tea, ye be needn'?
    ok.
    ARRRGHH HAHAHHA ARGHH!!

    • @cheva206
      @cheva206 8 лет назад +3

      Doc Daneeka fuken hilarias arrrr arrrr

    • @skingerskanger
      @skingerskanger 7 лет назад +5

      I'd be like, "Er, on second thought... "

    • @gr8myndmuzic
      @gr8myndmuzic 7 лет назад +3

      Doc Daneeka Lol that kills me 😂😂

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 6 лет назад +1

      He was great in the Pirates of the Caribbean flicks.

    • @michaelo2535
      @michaelo2535 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @shadedepeche2556
    @shadedepeche2556 4 года назад +1874

    If they wanted Homer to stop eating, they should’ve served him a large steak. Homer would pass out before finishing it.

    • @New3DSLuigi364
      @New3DSLuigi364 4 года назад +93

      I Think that episode took place AFTER He got his Bypass. . .

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 4 года назад +166

      @@New3DSLuigi364 Considering how the Simpsons handle continuity, I doubt that is the reason why he couldn’t finish the steak.

    • @stayhydratedkingsqueens
      @stayhydratedkingsqueens 4 года назад +6

      @@shadedepeche2556 ikr

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 4 года назад +43

      Also, why the hell would an all you can eat seafood buffet have beef?

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 4 года назад +42

      @@hoagielamp6543 Why would everyone but Flanders be at church on one Sunday?

  • @shawndisalvo593
    @shawndisalvo593 5 лет назад +595

    Homer Simpson is the only man who will order a pizza during court haha
    😭🍕

    • @ReuvenShopper
      @ReuvenShopper 5 лет назад +9

      No body:
      Absolutely No body:
      Homer: Can I have pizza in court ?

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 5 лет назад +10

      Mmmmm, pizza.

    • @ChamStar625
      @ChamStar625 5 лет назад +5

      Me at the DMV tbqh

    • @Predaking4ever
      @Predaking4ever 5 лет назад +3

      I would. So me Homer

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 года назад +5

      Order in the court…
      *lItErAlLy!*

  • @chrisserong4966
    @chrisserong4966 Год назад +33

    Homer getting a pizza delivered to the court 🤣🤣

  • @Raeqwon17
    @Raeqwon17 7 лет назад +341

    "Come for the freak, stay for the food!"

    • @OdaVenom
      @OdaVenom 5 лет назад +14

      Oh! He's hideous!

    • @Gojiragon
      @Gojiragon 5 лет назад

      I know *I* would.

    • @ronaldcheng1857
      @ronaldcheng1857 5 лет назад +4

      “I heard they shaved a gorilla”

  • @jirivera1999
    @jirivera1999 5 лет назад +227

    RIP Phil Hartman!! 😢😢 your character always made the show memorable.

    • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
      @BrianSmith-yq7ys 4 года назад +3

      It’s still shocking to me that someone shot him

    • @chase6846
      @chase6846 4 года назад +1

      Brian Smith crazy fucking people in this world, man. Hard to trust anybody

    • @JasonFlorida
      @JasonFlorida 4 года назад +2

      His voice was perfect for the role

    • @soberchimera61
      @soberchimera61 4 года назад +1

      The show basically went down the tube after he died.

  • @beefforhire
    @beefforhire 8 лет назад +254

    "We went fishing" LOL!

    • @affanjamsari5752
      @affanjamsari5752 6 лет назад +3

      beefforhire then,why was marge crying after saying that sentence

    • @criticalem
      @criticalem 6 лет назад +25

      Affan Jamsari because its embarrasing, imagine your husband eating a ton of fish, getting kicked out and looking for another all you can eat, only ending up fishing to satisfy his never ending frenzy of eating. How did a joke like that miss you exactly ?

    • @fearless1024
      @fearless1024 6 лет назад +2

      I wonder why Marge doesn't just refuse to go with him...

    • @affanjamsari5752
      @affanjamsari5752 6 лет назад

      why was marge crying after she said that they went fishing

    • @jurisfootrag
      @jurisfootrag 6 лет назад

      criticalem just going by his username... i don't think female emotions matter where he's from lol

  • @kavtind
    @kavtind Год назад +17

    2:20 I love that Homer is the greatest hero in American history for not being able to finish his buffet

  • @kdawg7736
    @kdawg7736 3 года назад +334

    "That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters!"

    • @MJSBADGIRL-nq7is
      @MJSBADGIRL-nq7is 3 года назад +12

      @Spinel Joestar six bells, time for closing

    • @craigcopeland3503
      @craigcopeland3503 3 года назад +7

      @@MJSBADGIRL-nq7is Can't talk, eating.

    • @chibiguardian7587
      @chibiguardian7587 3 года назад +10

      @@craigcopeland3503 Fairly warn be thee say I (snaps fingers)

    • @craigcopeland3503
      @craigcopeland3503 3 года назад +8

      @@chibiguardian7587 O..hey..hey...HEEEYY...RUM,RUM,RUM..but the sign said "All you can eat." 🤣

    • @MJSBADGIRL-nq7is
      @MJSBADGIRL-nq7is 3 года назад +9

      @@craigcopeland3503 I'm gonna fight this thing

  • @dlracer2
    @dlracer2 2 года назад +1401

    The Neverending Story joke is pure genius. Absolute genius. Funniest joke in the whole show. RIP Phil Hartman

    • @philipmancera2505
      @philipmancera2505 2 года назад +3

      RIP Air-Conditioner and Gigi the Black Cat.

    • @benadams3569
      @benadams3569 2 года назад +7

      Oh, yeah that joke had me rolling...🙄 (rolling my eyes, that is).

    • @MagicRatty
      @MagicRatty 2 года назад +2

      I dont get it

    • @dlracer2
      @dlracer2 2 года назад +60

      @@MagicRatty The false advertisement he’s referencing is taking the title: “Neverending Story” totally literal.
      It’s a frivolous lawsuit because the movie had an ending, and Lionel Hutz the putz sued the filmmaker for it.

    • @louis1443
      @louis1443 2 года назад

      @@benadams3569 because you’re a idiot

  • @jccathc2640
    @jccathc2640 2 года назад +101

    "we went fishing" 3:44 one of the most stand-out hilarious simpsons moments for me

  • @calebknight9470
    @calebknight9470 Месяц назад +3

    So much awesomeness in that 4 minutes, golden era of the simpsons

  • @november132
    @november132 5 лет назад +586

    People like him the are reason most buffet places have a measly 1.5 hour time limit.

    • @jbreitz87
      @jbreitz87 4 года назад +56

      Wait hows that a bad thing. I mean the only people who could go over that are pretty far gone.

    • @questadam2879
      @questadam2879 4 года назад +47

      Buffet margins are rated on the number of plates consumed and not time. I believe the industry standard is anything more than nine plates and the restaurant loses money. Nine plates is or more is very rare too.

    • @questadam2879
      @questadam2879 4 года назад +34

      By the way, the average number of plates consumed is 2.5

    • @tylerlamb9930
      @tylerlamb9930 4 года назад +35

      I have heard Sumo Wrestlers are usually under contract to not devastate buffet restaurants.

    • @Dumbird0
      @Dumbird0 4 года назад +4

      @@questadam2879 9 plates is a lot. how cheap is the food?

  • @bigcruz89
    @bigcruz89 3 года назад +458

    Love how Hutz's office shows a fake skyline since it's in a mall and Homer is looking out of it as if it were real.

    • @PrincessofPower84
      @PrincessofPower84 2 года назад +33

      OMG! Good catch, there! 😅

    • @jefdarcy
      @jefdarcy 2 года назад +41

      @@PrincessofPower84 To be honest, I doubt this is a fake skyline, probably just an inconsistency: In an earlier episode, Hutz' office looked the same from the outside, but he had a bookshelf behind him. Other than that, every mall has outer walls, so Hutz' office could have had windows.

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 2 года назад

      What do you expect? He’s an idiot.

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 2 года назад +2

      I've seen this episode many times and never even noticed this lmao

    • @BoboMcBooboy
      @BoboMcBooboy 2 года назад +6

      @@jefdarcy 2:09 - That’s just it... Malls ALL have exterior walls... not like Hutz office HAD to be completely in the interior of the mall...
      However, the “building” in the window, seems to indicate this is supposed to be some office building skyscraper high up on some office floor, like a lot of law offices... at least assuming the building in the window is supposed to be the top of a fellow skyscraper, with a relatively similar height...
      I agree with you, it’s this shot was drawn first/after, and nobody caught the inconsistency... but drawing hutz office to be up a bunch of floors in a skyscraper makes a lot of sense...

  • @pho3nix-
    @pho3nix- 9 лет назад +1453

    I love the Sea Captain, probably one of the most underrated minor characters

    • @wafflesid
      @wafflesid 9 лет назад +23

      he's a sea captain not a miner.

    • @wafflesid
      @wafflesid 9 лет назад +38

      he's a sea captain not a miner.

    • @wafflesid
      @wafflesid 9 лет назад +9

      +Andrew Baker ohhhh minOr

    • @Andresmoomoo
      @Andresmoomoo 9 лет назад +22

      +Andrew Baker stoned much?

    • @wafflesid
      @wafflesid 9 лет назад +6

      +Andresmoomoo obvious joke not obvious enough?

  • @TheCybervoyeur
    @TheCybervoyeur Год назад +12

    Ive seen this clip so many times and i still cant get over how genius it is. Absolutely ridiculous

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 6 лет назад +407

    0:13
    “Is it more ice tea yee be needing?”
    “Ok”
    *laughs maniacally*

  • @newsgetsold
    @newsgetsold 5 лет назад +407

    Marge: The last time I ate shrimp my throat closed up and I went into convulsions.
    Homer: Mmm shrimp **drools**

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 5 лет назад +2

      Then why does she has to go?

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 5 лет назад +1

      @TheRealist 811 Then why did she still went with Homer when the captain decided to give Homer everything and she was ashamed?

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 5 лет назад +1

      @TheRealist 811 Okay, but I if she really was ashamed to go she didn't had to because Homer could be alone. She really didn't wanted to go anyways. I understand the first time on why she went because she thought there might be something else but not the other time.

    • @chitoim2332
      @chitoim2332 5 лет назад

      @Jules Juerez 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 года назад

      He didn't drool...

  • @Мойчлен-в1ъ
    @Мойчлен-в1ъ 6 лет назад +1749

    “I heard they shaved a gorilla”

    • @azzamalmarzouq9522
      @azzamalmarzouq9522 6 лет назад +9

      What's a chlen?

    • @roopepeltomaa2824
      @roopepeltomaa2824 6 лет назад +2

      @@azzamalmarzouq9522 y u mean?

    • @Lmclean89
      @Lmclean89 6 лет назад +15

      oh you watched the same video too???

    • @alrush34
      @alrush34 5 лет назад +2

      @@azzamalmarzouq9522 More importantly, what's a yute?

    • @hudsonball4702
      @hudsonball4702 5 лет назад +5

      That line alone made this video worth it.

  • @55hivealive3
    @55hivealive3 Год назад +21

    Marge's crying after the revelation they went fishing destroys me everytime

  • @underoverachiever7093
    @underoverachiever7093 3 года назад +967

    One of the most impressive things about old Simpsons is how many good quality jokes they could pack in a short amount of time. In only 4 minutes, they were able to pack in 34+ good quality jokes, and there’s probably more I missed. They were able to pack these episodes full of great jokes.

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 3 года назад +31

      I mean no offence but why count the jokes? Let the show flow, it feels like it'd take out its punch if you get all county- plus, while likely not here, it often feels like an excuse for people to get angry about modern simpsons better..

    • @kevinkent6351
      @kevinkent6351 3 года назад +47

      Even the animation was funnier.

    • @Zartu_3rd_Overlord_of_Blargon7
      @Zartu_3rd_Overlord_of_Blargon7 3 года назад +18

      That works out to a good joke every 15 seconds.

    • @matthewcopping3473
      @matthewcopping3473 3 года назад +10

      @@Zartu_3rd_Overlord_of_Blargon7 every 7

    • @Kwyjibo28372
      @Kwyjibo28372 2 года назад +43

      @@DTheAustralian Let the poor Simpsons fanperson enjoy the show in their own way. I, for one, was very happy someone counted the jokes. That's amazing.

  • @marcofdelos
    @marcofdelos 5 лет назад +443

    "Tis no man, tis a remorseless eatin machine! Arrrrrrgh"!

    • @loriluther2753
      @loriluther2753 5 лет назад +12

      My favorite line in all of Simpsons.

    • @marcofdelos
      @marcofdelos 4 года назад

      @64Fabby If I wanted your opinion I'd go ask the douche in the bathroom!

    • @marcofdelos
      @marcofdelos 4 года назад

      @64Fabby wasnt in the bathroom replying to you, and what the fuck would it matter if I was troll? Go home boy!

    • @martinmaguire-music6692
      @martinmaguire-music6692 4 года назад

      Fight fight fight!

    • @MisterAviation
      @MisterAviation 4 года назад

      Every comment I find that has this line has an argument in it. Why

  • @Doughty321
    @Doughty321 8 лет назад +317

    "Please, don't take the steam tray. Sir!" I don't know why but that always makes me laugh 😂

    • @jonmacdonald5345
      @jonmacdonald5345 6 лет назад +4

      DoughtyJ I have actually done that Drunk at a Vegas buffet!!!

    • @Ray-Guy18002
      @Ray-Guy18002 6 лет назад +3

      the local kfc wanted to see how much popcorn chicken we could eat I ate so much they told me to stop taking the chicken

    • @Cynderfan35
      @Cynderfan35 6 лет назад +1

      @@Ray-Guy18002 I can imagine that happening and you say: dont disturb me while I eat!"

  • @universalcandidate
    @universalcandidate 2 года назад +48

    “Is it more ice tea ye be needing”
    “Okay”
    ARAHAHGARHARWG 😂😂😂

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 4 года назад +547

    Marge is such a great wife, with the patience to not only NOT eat dinner, but to also wait until after closing while Homer ate.

    • @SuperTed19021
      @SuperTed19021 3 года назад +50

      She is Superwife to not have left him and take the kids *years ago!*

    • @hushabyehum4805
      @hushabyehum4805 3 года назад +41

      She's more his mother to him than a wife

    • @JoshuaParris83
      @JoshuaParris83 3 года назад +3

      *No she is NOT!!!*

    • @IngaFrid
      @IngaFrid 3 года назад +32

      She also stood by her husband in the end when they placed Homer in the window although she was ashamed.

    • @JoshuaParris83
      @JoshuaParris83 3 года назад +2

      @@IngaFrid Marge didn't even praised Homer or Nothing for what he did. *No " I'm happy for you homer" or no I'm so proud of you Homer" NOTHING!!!*

  • @Tiresias55
    @Tiresias55 3 года назад +183

    3:42 "And when you couldn't find one?" "We went fishing..." This always cracks me up, the thought of whether Homer and Marge were going to prepare the fished fish first or just eat them raw, as well as the fact that due to Marge's alergy to fish she probably starved that night. Also, fun fact, the 4:13 "Oh he's hideous" lady is something of a rarely used recurring character, as another woman also says this in the episode Marge gets a job when Bart is introducing patrons to the horrors of the Slanty Shanty

    • @bellicose4653
      @bellicose4653 2 года назад +10

      Does this sound like the actions of a man who had "all he could eat"?
      Brilliant argument right there

    • @federicoclaps5099
      @federicoclaps5099 Год назад +1

      Also how are they going to fish? Do they carry around the equipment just in case?

  • @joshpickles9022
    @joshpickles9022 8 лет назад +1682

    ahhh I miss when the Simpson were funny like this. Genius writers back in the day.

    • @Phinal_Flash
      @Phinal_Flash 8 лет назад +105

      Conan O'Brien was one of them

    • @MrGrizmint
      @MrGrizmint 8 лет назад +66

      too bad hes a hillary shill these days.

    • @joshpickles9022
      @joshpickles9022 8 лет назад +82

      +MrGrizmint Errr ok then. Interesting to see how your mind works! Simpsons to Conan to hating a presidential candidate. You might want to look at that.

    • @MrGrizmint
      @MrGrizmint 8 лет назад +24

      Josh Pickles uh... conan was a simpsons writer briefly (as stated by someone else, not me) and conan also shills for hillary. THESE CONNECTIONS ARE SO RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!

    • @joshpickles9022
      @joshpickles9022 8 лет назад +51

      +MrGrizmint Why did you feel the need to say it though?

  • @al-lg3qd
    @al-lg3qd Год назад +16

    3:00 still laughing to this scene after all the years lol

  • @mikefatah
    @mikefatah 3 года назад +155

    “I heard they shaved a gorilla!” 😂🤣

    • @brittanyc.4540
      @brittanyc.4540 2 года назад +2

      Referring to Homer aka the “Shaved Gorilla” 👈😉

  • @lavalampluva55401
    @lavalampluva55401 9 лет назад +109

    Tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine.

  • @Illustraful
    @Illustraful 4 года назад +263

    One day I'm going to use "Fairly warned be thee says I" in a conversation.

    • @radioactive9861
      @radioactive9861 3 года назад +12

      Talk Like A Pirate Day is September 19, every year since 1995...You're welcome.

    • @richcrotty
      @richcrotty 3 года назад +7

      I use that line all the time.
      Of course, I'm actually a pirate.
      And only now am I seeing my avatar pic and realizing how true that is.

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 3 года назад +6

      @@radioactive9861 And out of mist came a beast, more stomach than man.

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful 3 года назад

      @@radioactive9861 In that case, fairly warned be thee, says I.

  • @planetdisco4821
    @planetdisco4821 2 года назад +123

    There is not one wasted joke in this entire scene. Genius writing. Ahhh the Simpsons used to be so good….

    • @snakeeyes2551
      @snakeeyes2551 Год назад

      The Simpsons still is good

    • @trevorsgamingroom5284
      @trevorsgamingroom5284 Год назад +1

      @@snakeeyes2551 Im not saying your wrong, its just that they are really plain and boring

    • @matt13r1
      @matt13r1 Год назад

      Not to mention it’s the ONLY time Hutz won a case. All he had to do was have the jury be a bunch of fatties

    • @jackattard3525
      @jackattard3525 Год назад

      If only Conan wrote more episodes, every episode he wrote were bangers

  • @1dyingwish
    @1dyingwish 6 лет назад +132

    *"I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS A LAW FIRM!"* Lmfao Lionel Hutz is the best.

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 5 лет назад

      You spelled your name wrong. It's not Super Perfect Cell, it's Perfecter Cell

    • @patrickoliver9133
      @patrickoliver9133 5 лет назад

      @@RealGateGuardian that's wrong as well

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 5 лет назад

      @@patrickoliver9133 Yamcha confirmed, Perfecter Cell.