Dawg back in the comments box cleaning up and crushing these quakers and Forest Gumps.

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @richevans609
    @richevans609 6 месяцев назад +44

    Is that an Arby's Shirt?

    • @gnomesayin1440
      @gnomesayin1440 6 месяцев назад +6

      We have the meats

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +2

      Maybe not for much longer though....Arby's is hurtin' money-wise. Likely that 20 dollar minimum wage fiasco. Arby's isn't the only victim. Dawg should speak on the matter, he has a deep understanding of the fast-food industry.

    • @HamaChanCutter
      @HamaChanCutter 6 месяцев назад

      Is Kane still one of their mayors? Glenn Jacobs. He can chokeslam that Newscum for raising it up that damn high!

    • @Humandisconnect
      @Humandisconnect 6 месяцев назад +2

      The dawg bootleg shirts irks me so bad 😂

    • @curtisswoodcock1799
      @curtisswoodcock1799 6 месяцев назад +3

      🤣 Just like when I was wearing an old school Amorphis shirt and somebody was like "Hey, Animorphs! I used to watch that show!"

  • @DNT87
    @DNT87 6 месяцев назад +3

    “Too many bands, not enough fans” this is a pretty good point Dawg

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod 6 месяцев назад +4

    Lowkey glad you’re back to reading comments, they’re some of the most fun videos even if the comments piss you off we’re obviously still all here doing this back and fourth every morning because we like it and are fans lmao

    • @PlutoTheGod
      @PlutoTheGod 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@PanasonicTooth yeah I definitely like some of the interviews but I don’t like half the bands & then when it’s just paidskis it’s questions from the same damn people, when it’s mixed in with comments I feel like the channel has better conversation. He just has to not worry about the trolling people only do it because he always pays attention to it and gives a reaction

  • @flyingfox8447
    @flyingfox8447 6 месяцев назад +70

    Bro starts ripping on pantera, shilling for attic, begging for the GB and getting riled up from the comments all in the same video. 11/10 classic video from the owner of the *largest metal distributor in the world

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад +6

      MMMHMMM.

    • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
      @JasonSBashant-METAL666 6 месяцев назад +3

      Roid-rage tetering on next evel 666!😂

    • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
      @JasonSBashant-METAL666 6 месяцев назад

      Sounds like equivalent of Mickey Rooney....." I was the BIGGEST Metal Dick in the World!!!" 😆

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Yup. You're not wrong Hall.....and it's not often I say that either.

    • @Blazehaspoorhygiene
      @Blazehaspoorhygiene 6 месяцев назад +4

      Panterrible featuring Slimebag Darell, Not Skinny Paul, Rex Clown, and Phil Ansmellmo with the hit albums Clownboys from Hell, Vulgar Display of Poser, Far Beyond Drivel, and The Great Southern Trendfollowers

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind 6 месяцев назад +11

    8:43 SALES PITCHIN' SALES PITCHIN'!!!!

  • @myquest666420
    @myquest666420 6 месяцев назад +14

    Lolol I was watching something very serious and it was at the most intense moment of the video…
    And I get a notification about the Dawg crushing the quakers and Forrest gump’s and just started laughing

  • @VinylGoo666
    @VinylGoo666 6 месяцев назад +35

    This video hits all the J Dawg tropes
    Shitting on Pantera
    Glen Benton
    Attic praise
    Justifying paid reviews
    Shitting On KVLT Points
    Fatball mention
    Biggest distro of metal
    Getting heated on hypotheticals

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +7

      Your overview is pretty solid my friend👌🏻

    • @joshrodriguez198
      @joshrodriguez198 6 месяцев назад +5

      Just missin the real shit good ol JB

    • @VinylGoo666
      @VinylGoo666 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@joshrodriguez198 If the video was longer like they were in season 1 we would be treated to some metal that had some sack, represents toughness, fits the bill if you will.

    • @ilovefuzzycats
      @ilovefuzzycats 6 месяцев назад

      This is a classic for sure

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik 6 месяцев назад +3

    3:44 it is actually both of them, it's Seth Putnam layered with Phil's scream, it's both of them, he did the backing vocals on 3 songs on the trendkill album, but Phil even said it was the hardest song for him to sing (the title track on trendkill) so he did that scream, Seth Putnam just layered it and did those ''vomit vocals'', but that scream was still Phil.

    • @harryquinn493
      @harryquinn493 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah. The most intense screams on Trendkill are still from Phil. Just check out the first Superjoint for some excellent screams from Phil.

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@harryquinn493 also NOLA from Down has some intense screams from Phil. ''Pillars of Eternity'' has one of the best, Lifer and Temptation Wings as well.

    • @off6848
      @off6848 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@lopoliklove those two songs brah brah the guitar harmonies on pillars is unique af

  • @braindeadrichard
    @braindeadrichard 6 месяцев назад +4

    Speaking of interviews would be super swell to see you interview Bobby Blitz and DD Verni from Overkill.

  • @MofosOfMetal
    @MofosOfMetal 6 месяцев назад +39

    I hope the Democrat party switch out Biden for the DAWG.
    He'd get my vote! 🤘🤘

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind 6 месяцев назад +7

      Damn, no turd scaroonies today?

    • @MofosOfMetal
      @MofosOfMetal 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@SuicidalGrind Holding it in for a few days, hoping to unload a world record anaconda in the coming days. Aiming for a 6 footer minimum.

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 6 месяцев назад +5

      Horval / Harris 2024

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 6 месяцев назад +2

      Trump/Strickland 2024

    • @richevans609
      @richevans609 6 месяцев назад

      Sharp as a Marble...

  • @nukkleargarlicbread
    @nukkleargarlicbread 6 месяцев назад +36

    This feels like an AI generated J-Dawg video

    • @BabyfaceThompson
      @BabyfaceThompson 6 месяцев назад +3

      Of course the AI DAWG is more entertaining than the real thing.

  • @elpeladorobles5013
    @elpeladorobles5013 6 месяцев назад +18

    New Dawglish word: Submitations

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik 6 месяцев назад +14

    Man the Dawg hates the technical stuff so much, if he actually listened to prog his sand between his ears would just explode.

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 6 месяцев назад

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 hahaha

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Imagine the Dawg listening to ''Tales from Topographic Oceans'' or ''Relayer'' from Yes. I would seriously love to hear his reaction, that would be some rant.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Shhheeeeeitt that ain't nothing bruh, why once Dawg transcribed the score of the Rite of Spring in under a half an hour, while sitting on the shitter. I have a feeling the _Fiberlyze_ was more at play in the equation then we'll ever know.

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@megatedassaultituary6783 Mercyful Fate is not prog, man when will you realise that no one takes you seriously when you're calling non-prog bands prog and the actual prog bands you dismiss. lol

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 I've heard fluoride lowers the IQ in kids, now if Dawg wanted to really dumb down Dumbolyze he would add fluoride to the formula, for the dumbest Dumbolyze ever.

  • @unsoundproductions-cn1py
    @unsoundproductions-cn1py 6 месяцев назад +6

    Destruction copied my buddies band in 82 where whenever the singer stomped his foot a ham and egger would hit the gas on the weed whacker

  • @ethanstork666
    @ethanstork666 6 месяцев назад +5

    Dawg went back to his bloody roots on this one

  • @siegemasterflex8149
    @siegemasterflex8149 6 месяцев назад +16

    7:47 When Gaahl goes in dry

  • @derrickkowalewski9239
    @derrickkowalewski9239 6 месяцев назад +10

    Human Remains is FUCKING BRUTAL!!! Flowery riffs? What the fuck are you talking about J Dawg? Yes, they were really technical, but also super fast and next level abrasive. It wasn't any wimp scene when I saw them live and was fucking shit up for them, if you were there you might have caught a fist or two and walked away with bruises.

    • @DNashvegas
      @DNashvegas 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah man I dig em.. I remember in hs first hearing about them probably 2000 I'd say when I was checking all the relapse stuff. They were one of those bands that crossed a couple of different genres. Unique and kinda weird for lack of better word. And old burnt by the sun especially the EP and first album was great too with Dave Whittes drumming. Another band that crossed some genres

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db 6 месяцев назад +2

      Human Remains rules. Yeah Dawg should give them another listen if he is remembering flowery riffs lol

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 6 месяцев назад +3

    Ripping Corpse and Dim Mak RULE!

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 6 месяцев назад +1

      I’m not a fan of each. But I don’t dislike them. They just don’t make it in my rotation often

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 6 месяцев назад

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal how dare you have your own opinion!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wubnub
    @wubnub 6 месяцев назад +15

    as a quaker metalist, I am extremely offended

    • @Sillyman6969
      @Sillyman6969 6 месяцев назад +2

      Me too and I'm not a canoe

  • @theogonia1983
    @theogonia1983 6 месяцев назад +3

    Quakers???
    What do you have against toasted oats?!?

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod 6 месяцев назад +6

    How do you hate the Hellwitch riffs but then think 7 Churches is the best death metal album of all time when it opens right up with those exact riffs on The Exorcist and love the high pitch Attic vocals

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 6 месяцев назад +2

      Hellwitch crew checking in!

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад

      Hellwitch band members perhaps don't look rough and tough enough so they don't pass J-Dawg's vibe check

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      @@TimmyTurner421 again TLDR...🙄🙄

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481LIES

  • @TimmyTurner421
    @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад +4

    18:35 many metal musicians who heavily tour say they don't listen to metal in their free time. They either listen to different genres or rather soft metal releases

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones 6 месяцев назад +3

    💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Deicide - Legion (1992) Vs. Cannibal Corpse - Tomb of the Mutilated (1992)

  • @TimmyTurner421
    @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад +2

    2:10 The Dawg didn't lie when he said Dismember - Skinfather is a banger!

    • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
      @JasonSBashant-METAL666 6 месяцев назад

      Took me back to Community College commute in '93....great fucking part...kudos to the Dawg for dropping that nugget("Dis.....WHOOOO?!?!?" LOL...the world needs more Dismember...surely he's gonna spew on the new Deceased? Stoked to hear that new one!

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      TLDR

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 LIES

  • @blackenedblueberry4471
    @blackenedblueberry4471 6 месяцев назад +4

    What's heavier than POONtera????????

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад

      MikeViolet getting a gawkgawk3000 from DistributorOvKvntPoints

  • @chickenwizard4776
    @chickenwizard4776 6 месяцев назад +1

    J dawg I heard you were working out to smalltown boy by bronski beat with oily muscle men at the gym

  • @BornFromTheGrave
    @BornFromTheGrave 6 месяцев назад +2

    THE RELEASING OF ANGER CAN BETTER ANY MEDICINE UNDER THE SUN!!!!

  • @alejandrovega8446
    @alejandrovega8446 6 месяцев назад +3

    Lol at the pantera walk impersonation

  • @joshuaseltzer3859
    @joshuaseltzer3859 6 месяцев назад +6

    J Dawg ranting about daily demo submissions and rattles off an Israeli band playing blackened death about mu$lim slaughter had me laughing so hard. The fact that’s what he pulls out of nowhere is classic J Dawg

  • @gnomesayin1440
    @gnomesayin1440 6 месяцев назад +7

    What’s heavier than Smashing Pumpkins?

    • @Grisu.
      @Grisu. 6 месяцев назад +4

      the world is a vampire brah brah

    • @barbaricbeing333
      @barbaricbeing333 6 месяцев назад +2

      I’m just a raaaaaat in a caaaaage

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 6 месяцев назад +6

      Dawg owns it of course goddamn it.

    • @HamaChanCutter
      @HamaChanCutter 6 месяцев назад +3

      Kiki Wong

    • @evilsil666
      @evilsil666 6 месяцев назад +2

      Pavement

  • @KarenKones
    @KarenKones 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lol on the title..jdawg right on everything.. metal is the way to repeat on life.. jammed to the tunes as my ears bleeds..

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR 6 месяцев назад +21

    Jdawg hates meth because all the steroids in the world is still gonna leave you as an underdog in any fight with a tweaker on some good shit
    💊🧪🧊⚡🔥🥚🦖

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 6 месяцев назад +1

    It's ironic. Glen Benton is afraid of the devils. Facts!

  • @themadmattster9647
    @themadmattster9647 6 месяцев назад +5

    Great Pantera rant

  • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
    @JasonSBashant-METAL666 6 месяцев назад +14

    Oh, lort...it's the "Jew-Dawg"!!!😂

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +7

    Me and the Dawg have actually spoke through email several times, only he doesn't know lol.

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад

      He doesn't know and doesn't care

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@TimmyTurner421 I know he doesn't know, that's what I said in my post. You're not too bright lil Timmy.

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481I live rent free inside your head 😄

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      @@TimmyTurner421 Sure yah do Timmy...whatever you say...

    • @BabyfaceThompson
      @BabyfaceThompson 6 месяцев назад

      RobertG alt account confirmed.

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind 6 месяцев назад +15

    If you don't like HellWitch and Ripping Corpse, you're probably the one getting the sex change.

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@sothis1448 I didn't know Blasphemy, GoatPenis, Iron Casket, Minenwerfer, Witches Hammer and Destruktor were Deathcore, but you learn something new every day \m/

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 6 месяцев назад +2

      This video hurt my feelings lol

    • @MnemonicHeadTrip
      @MnemonicHeadTrip 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@sothis1448bait used to be believable…

    • @cthuludreams1
      @cthuludreams1 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@sothis1448nice bait, dumbdumb

  • @7ChaosBlack
    @7ChaosBlack 6 месяцев назад +18

    J Dawg is the Pantera of metal youtube channels.

    • @richevans609
      @richevans609 6 месяцев назад +5

      What's Heavier?

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад

      Pretty good then

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@richevans609 ain't nothing heavier than DA TISH ☝️🤨

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +2

    🤣👉🏻I just witnessed my 1 year old male dog _EAT_ the 20-inch turd I dropped behind my garage.....and I thought dogs only ate cat turds?!🤷🏻‍♂

  • @C-o-z-y-n-e-z
    @C-o-z-y-n-e-z 6 месяцев назад

    The content I wanna see is that goddamn top 20 demos video you have been talking about for Mooonths

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 6 месяцев назад +3

      That'll be $10 brah brah.

    • @averagetexan9930
      @averagetexan9930 6 месяцев назад

      @@Poser_Metal_Records50 dollars for a shitty review mhhhmmm yep yep

  • @Poser_Metal_Records
    @Poser_Metal_Records 6 месяцев назад +6

    Distributor working in his cubicle sporting suspenders, a pocket protector, and birth control glasses. 🤓

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +3

      LOL! Like damn bruh, _Madame_ _Ruby_ offers more accurate "trve-to-fact" mystic readings than you.
      The only detail you forgot to mention is that my "cubicle" is located in the _BASEMENT_ _OF_ _THE_ _ALAMO!_ 🤣🤣👌🏻

    • @FaerieGoatmother
      @FaerieGoatmother 6 месяцев назад +1

      I've seldom been confused for someone as class as the Distributor, thank you, Voorhees

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      @@FaerieGoatmother 😁👌🏻 Now go jam DEVILPRIEST "In Repugnant Adoration" you'll thank me later bruh.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 6 месяцев назад

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 What you don't realize is that I work at the same company as you brah brah.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      @@Poser_Metal_Records Unlikely.

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +10

    Here's a 4th item: Trve, I used to be a big fatball fan, but ever since Andrew Luck's premature retirement and that the NFL has become infused with social justice rubbish, mostly due to the fact that the commissioner (Roger Goodell) is a woke liberal POS. I have no interest in watching anymore. So "disillusioned former fatball fan" would be more accurate.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 _Did*_ 👈🏻👀

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yaaawn

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Your logic is flawed Hallsy, but you still have more of a head on your shoulders than SolarEmpress.
      Of course that's not saying much.

  • @DawnPossession
    @DawnPossession 6 месяцев назад +13

    😂 like and share the video Devils

  • @fuzziestgator
    @fuzziestgator 6 месяцев назад +4

    What's heavier than CROWBAR and grilling hotdogs before Monday Night FATBALL 🏈

  • @HamaChanCutter
    @HamaChanCutter 6 месяцев назад +7

    Rob Vam Dam walking out to "Walk" represents trve roughness and toughness!

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 6 месяцев назад

      Wasn't it a cover of Walk? I don't believe it was Pantera playing the song RVD walked out to

    • @HamaChanCutter
      @HamaChanCutter 6 месяцев назад

      It was the original. They had to put the cover version on their cd. He uses the original in Aew, too.

    • @richevans609
      @richevans609 6 месяцев назад +1

      I love it. 🤣

    • @JoeyMarks666
      @JoeyMarks666 6 месяцев назад +1

      RVD 🤘🏻🤘🏻

    • @sewervomit
      @sewervomit 6 месяцев назад

      And Second Gear Crew .aswell

  • @Mudjuggernog
    @Mudjuggernog 6 месяцев назад +3

    Would you rather never have to pee or never have to poop????

    • @oscarg212
      @oscarg212 6 месяцев назад

      Never to poop💩

  • @sinisterking6009
    @sinisterking6009 6 месяцев назад +3

    HAIL DA DISTRIBUTOR \ m /
    Make him the mod of your comment section bro town

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 6 месяцев назад +3

      He is an unpaid intern for HHR, much like how JD got started on the Stern show

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      @@AMPHETASAUR Wrong again lol

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 6 месяцев назад

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 ok, we can lie and pretend like you are on the HHR payroll, when in actuality you are donating all your efforts and resources pro-bono to the Horval Dynasty
      Slave to the ❌ Dawg.
      (Deicide - Slave to the Cross)
      Slave to the dawg.
      Slave
      To
      The
      Dawg
      Slave to the Dawg.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      @@AMPHETASAUR No better, more Metal a dynasty to donate to bruh bruh \m/

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      @@AMPHETASAUR Remember Eric's legal woes? They can afford a real lawyer, they don't need my legal services.
      Besides I got my law degree out of a cracker-jack box (and said cracker jack was quite stale).

  • @robertg305
    @robertg305 6 месяцев назад +4

    Defend Hellwitch! To each their own lol

  • @FaerieGoatmother
    @FaerieGoatmother 6 месяцев назад +1

    Most cogent observation SpongeDawg has yet made:
    You can't win with us.

  • @TimmyTurner421
    @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад +2

    4:30 Dawg firing against everyone. Who and what does he actually like except Glen Benton, Decide, Mortician, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth and some obscure demos nobody ever heard about?

    • @jimmycampbell78
      @jimmycampbell78 6 месяцев назад +8

      And stuff put out by Hells Headbangers. I don’t come to the Dawg for recommendations, I either already know or have zero interests in the bands he mentions. He has very narrow tastes in metal, never mind music generally.
      I just come here for laughs as he is very funny, and his interviews are decent.

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind 6 месяцев назад +20

    Don't ever talk smack about the ALMIGHTY Distributor! He's forgotten more Death Metal Dave quotes than you know!

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад +1

      😄

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +3

      Dave rocks, such a genuine Metal dude, Dawg should interview him.

    • @C-o-z-y-n-e-z
      @C-o-z-y-n-e-z 6 месяцев назад +4

      I don't see the problem either, he has been around forever, never pulled a "I'm back!" tons of comments and it's all super solid and insightful

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 6 месяцев назад +3

      I call him Kvlty. He makes me laugh. He also has opened my ears to some great bands

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal His vocabulary is something to marvel at, as well.

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 6 месяцев назад +2

    The crocodile pit rulez \m/

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db 6 месяцев назад +1

      🐊🐊🐊💀🤘

  • @flatbrim88
    @flatbrim88 6 месяцев назад +15

    Honored to have sparked this rant, brotown. They say the village troll can't survive without being fed
    List of Canoe interviews: Fluids, Lady Beast, Kurnugia, Lurking Corpses (these dweebs are the worst brah brah), Garza, Hatriot, Bowel Erosion, Deteriorot, Vincent Crowley, Molder (that's right, I said it), Headsplit Records
    Honorable mentions: Don of the dead, Paul "Jizzeater" Ledney

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 6 месяцев назад +3

      What about King Fartley?

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +5

      LOL You and me both bruh, but I think I got bigger/better roasting though.🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Distrubutor is the king of roasting, see his raosting of the solar empress. ☠

    • @corystafford4958
      @corystafford4958 6 месяцев назад +2

      Hey you two, which one is the Quaker and which one is F.Gump? 😂

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@lopolik Yeah, that was quite a fun time writing that one up. The "Unholy Trinity" diatribe....

  • @ilovefuzzycats
    @ilovefuzzycats 6 месяцев назад +4

    Pantera is wayyyyyyy better than any Metallica sell out album

  • @metall1983
    @metall1983 6 месяцев назад +1

    oooh j dawg used the english cig slang small bundle of sticks word

  • @paulhetrick1759
    @paulhetrick1759 6 месяцев назад +5

    Justin- the Cradle Of Filth fan, says that Hellwitch & Human Remains are "flowery".

  • @DanGignac-xv6eu
    @DanGignac-xv6eu 6 месяцев назад

    Instead of dawg, how bout a cross between Razor Ramon meets Nate Diaz with an I.Q. of a grape?
    And what does he play?
    A double neck tennis racket.
    Seriously, I wonder what the dad was like

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +6

    Evidently I'm popular in the comments this morning, don't know why just yet.
    Got up late this morning and i just got done dropping a 20-inch shit behind my garage - without a bucket.💩👍🏻

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад

      You got a 20-incher dumped on ye head I bet lmao do your thing brah brah

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      @@TimmyTurner421 Your wits bigger than both of us Timmy! 🥇

  • @DYLX2100
    @DYLX2100 6 месяцев назад +2

    this was a good one 😂

  • @BabyfaceThompson
    @BabyfaceThompson 6 месяцев назад

    4:33 "THAT'S RIGHT DAWG SAID IT! MMMMMHMMMMMMMM!"

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones 6 месяцев назад +1

    🎥 FILM BATTLE: Halloween (1978) Vs. The Thing (1982)

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 6 месяцев назад +1

      Halloween

    • @sinisterking6009
      @sinisterking6009 6 месяцев назад +1

      Halloween

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +3

      The Thing (Halloween is by far the most over-rated and REDUNDANT horror franchise of all time).

    • @Pagan_Fears
      @Pagan_Fears 6 месяцев назад +4

      The Thing is a way better movie overall. Debatably the greatest horror movie of all time.

    • @mateo_metal666
      @mateo_metal666 6 месяцев назад +2

      The thing is my favorite movie. Animatronic monsters are the best

  • @paulhetrick1759
    @paulhetrick1759 6 месяцев назад +1

    Justin- The Hearwork & Swansong fan, says that Ripping Corpse has weak vocals.

  • @lylesberg1885
    @lylesberg1885 6 месяцев назад +1

    Tren talking 😂

  • @ryanidzerda2307
    @ryanidzerda2307 6 месяцев назад +3

    Holy fuck, people getting all pissed off like you have a gun to their head trying to rob their 50$. 😂 i guess they are too stupid to realize they are not obligated to send money.

  • @KeymoEmbryo
    @KeymoEmbryo 6 месяцев назад

    HAILS! \m/

  • @WALDENSOFTWARE
    @WALDENSOFTWARE 6 месяцев назад +2

    Not sure how someone has the time to bich about DA DAWG making $50 measley stinken bucks when there are trillions made elsewhere 😂

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 6 месяцев назад

      I'm always bitching about the Dawg. He practically lives rent-free in my head.

    • @solarempiresuomi8815
      @solarempiresuomi8815 6 месяцев назад +1

      Nothing wrong with the Dawg getting paid for providing a service.

  • @thewelshbeersnob2783
    @thewelshbeersnob2783 6 месяцев назад

    100% confirmed it’s Seth Putnam on GSTK

  • @devenalley
    @devenalley 6 месяцев назад

    Hey guys wasn't sure where the hell else to ask this and get a proper response, but i was curious where the HELL the band Sepsism got the original photos for their casette release of the 'Severe Carnal Butchery' demo. Absolutely disgusting and brutal shit. If anyone has an educated asnwer plss respond thanks

  • @themarshallarts
    @themarshallarts 6 месяцев назад

    2 minutes into the video and I can’t possibly fathom how a human soul can say ripping corpse’s debut sucks and the ruff n tuff criminally underrated human remains has wanky sex change riffs
    Gotta love the dawg 😂🤘
    CROCODILE PIT REQUIRED OUTSIDE THE VENUE IF NOKTURNAL MORTUM EVER SHOWS UP TO THE STATES BRAH

  • @EagleHeart19
    @EagleHeart19 6 месяцев назад +1

    Portrait is boring? They're one of the best modern bands out of Sweden.

  • @thunderous_cataclysm
    @thunderous_cataclysm 6 месяцев назад +2

    7:47

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 6 месяцев назад +2

    Hey Distributor, it's your fault you don't work at hells so you'll be more burnt out on metal than the Dawg.😂😂😂😂

  • @evilsil666
    @evilsil666 6 месяцев назад +13

    Pantera's 3 albums from '91 to '96 all send Metallica's Black Album HOME ON A STREEEEEETCHER BRAH BRAH!!! (yep said it and meant it gawddamnit)

    • @jimmyfingers227
      @jimmyfingers227 6 месяцев назад +2

      And Sodom sends both to morgue

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +4

      Chronologically speaking that's 90' to 96' (Reinventing the Steel from 2000 also does)

    • @evilsil666
      @evilsil666 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I didn't dare to say it but yes it does! 👍😅

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      @@evilsil666 You be right 🤘🏻

    • @DNashvegas
      @DNashvegas 6 месяцев назад +1

      Good stuff.. sure the fans are annoying but it was good for what they were doing and I always thought even as a kid the black album was just radio metal. Hell heard Enter Sandman on the radio all the time..never did hear Pantera on local buttrock stations

  • @BabyfaceThompson
    @BabyfaceThompson 6 месяцев назад

    "People that sell seven churches"?! Whaddya Catholic Realtor or sumthin big DAWG?!

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 6 месяцев назад +2

    😆 🤣 😂 😹 poor distributor 😆 🤣 😂 😹 \m/

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +1

      🤣You're late today Mike, but yeah that mean ole' Dawg is up to his mean ole' tricks again, hurtin' my lil' fee-fee's all-over again!😥

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 6 месяцев назад +1

      You going to rip on Distributor as well Mike?

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 6 месяцев назад +1

      @Voorhees_Metal_Productions nobody is off limits brah brah !!! 😆 🤣 ... \m/

  • @Zach-v7r
    @Zach-v7r 6 месяцев назад +1

    Fleshcrawl or fleshgrind or deeds of flesh

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR 6 месяцев назад +1

    For Robert G...
    🗿
    CHAMA.🎉

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 6 месяцев назад

      You win haha! Good call my friend. I totally didn't expect Poatan to carry out such a one sided massacre. Thought it would be a close competitive fight. Glad I didn't bet money on that one lol

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 6 месяцев назад

      @@robertg305 Black Magic is real, the Brazilians have known about this for centuries. It was taught to them by the aliens when they landed in the Amazon years ago. obviously Alex Periera looks like a genetically modified human, so it's no surprise when that voodoo starts flowing, and he walks out to that Sepultura tribal track playing, he can't be beat. If he beats Ankleiev, Tom Aspinal and Gay Jones are next.

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 6 месяцев назад

      🇧🇷Black Magic beats Samurai Autism🥷🏼
      EVERYTIME.
      CHAMA MOTHER FUCKERS!
      BRING ON GAY JONES SINCE HE IS DUCKING ASPINAL LIKE GLEN DUCKING JUSTIN 🎉

  • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
    @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 6 месяцев назад +2

    Mother fucker had me laughing most of the video. Just like the good old days. I don’t really miss the reviews at all. I did find a couple of those bands to be pretty good. But it seemed like a lot of people just sent him stuff that they knew he wouldn’t like.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 6 месяцев назад +1

      Comments questions definitely generate better reactions.

    • @MikeG42
      @MikeG42 6 месяцев назад +1

      It certainly was one of his most entertaining videos in awhile.

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 6 месяцев назад +1

      I agree with both of you kind gentleman, now where did I leave off on this fuckin essay

  • @BigBl0ck-r9y
    @BigBl0ck-r9y 6 месяцев назад +1

    Don't tell 12 400 people to do same thing and expecten to not fuck it up.

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR 6 месяцев назад +7

    The paidskis dried up because you went a week without answering any. Continuity is KING. Next fest season, spread the interviews out and mix in question videos and you might not have this problem.

    • @alexspreservationsociety
      @alexspreservationsociety 6 месяцев назад +1

      True, when he put out a week of interviews I kind of tuned out. They got to be mixed in with normal question videos.

    • @heathertiller3644
      @heathertiller3644 6 месяцев назад

      @@alexspreservationsocietythose interviews with nobodies is a waste of time & energy for the dawg. I’ve seen many vids like this one that got more views than interviews.

    • @BabyfaceThompson
      @BabyfaceThompson 6 месяцев назад +1

      Are you trying to say the DAWG lacks the ability to plan ahead?

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 6 месяцев назад

      @@BabyfaceThompson I'm saying hell's head bangers needs an intern to manage the RUclips page properly just to keep things flowing business as usual

    • @MnemonicHeadTrip
      @MnemonicHeadTrip 6 месяцев назад

      @@AMPHETASAURI don’t think he really cares enough about the RUclips page to hire someone for that

  • @MaxGasm666
    @MaxGasm666 6 месяцев назад +2

    J brah. What’s your opinion on the “hawk tuah” chick?

    • @HamaChanCutter
      @HamaChanCutter 6 месяцев назад

      Those guys in Blackbraid will not be pleased with this meme, brotown! Canceled like a stick/tub of butter!!

    • @MaxGasm666
      @MaxGasm666 6 месяцев назад

      @@HamaChanCutter Blackbraid who?

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      @@MaxGasm666 Was Blackbraid inspired by Pantera or Glamtera bruh bruh?

  • @thewelshbeersnob2783
    @thewelshbeersnob2783 6 месяцев назад

    At least 2 - 3 demo submitations

  • @Dracul772
    @Dracul772 6 месяцев назад +2

    If you don’t like the content don’t watch it. Probs a canoe anyways

  • @sewervomit
    @sewervomit 6 месяцев назад +3

    Panterrible !!

  • @TheTransylvanian
    @TheTransylvanian 6 месяцев назад +2

    Taaaape on that mouth shut if you think the tish is harder than blasphemy brotown

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 6 месяцев назад +1

      What kind of tape brah brah?

    • @TheTransylvanian
      @TheTransylvanian 6 месяцев назад

      @@Poser_Metal_Records duck tape the black variant of course

  • @cable9689
    @cable9689 6 месяцев назад +2

    4:32 confederate what now dawg???

    • @HamaChanCutter
      @HamaChanCutter 6 месяцев назад

      Couldn't go this entire month without saying it.. 😅

  • @Amp389x
    @Amp389x 6 месяцев назад

    1:00
    1:00
    1:00
    1:00
    Just in case you Jo Jo’s didn’t know

  • @granthelas4468
    @granthelas4468 6 месяцев назад

    The fluff is the lower pitch strings on an electric guitar, you should just listen to drum and bass.

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR 6 месяцев назад +8

    Id rather talk Ripping Coprse than Fitness. I go to Justin channel for metal talk, not how to get six pack abs, for that we can ask the female aerobics introductors at the local gym, if thats too scary for some of you guys, send Justin a paidski so he can call you a 19 year old virgin.

    • @metall1983
      @metall1983 6 месяцев назад

      same here dude metal only fuck that fitness shit go to a gym talk to a trainer for fuck sakes

    • @yuhcans203
      @yuhcans203 6 месяцев назад

      Ion think it's that deep bro jus ranting off the top of the head with no script

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 6 месяцев назад +4

    A anti Muslim band from Isreal. I wanna hear em ... \m/

    • @leatherwolf7493
      @leatherwolf7493 6 месяцев назад

      F Israel.

    • @lancealot88
      @lancealot88 6 месяцев назад

      They keep sending Ala Akbar people to America and Europe, but Western people still support them and think they're an ally. Very sick and disturbing. With friends like 1 .s. .r. a. el who needs enemies?

  • @metalfather8139
    @metalfather8139 6 месяцев назад

    Would you consider dismember first generation? I appreciate them but the guitar tone sounds blown on skin father

  • @kenlen8029
    @kenlen8029 6 месяцев назад

    Doesn't like The Wiggles confirmed

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 6 месяцев назад +2

    Too many non musicians with opinions about musicians. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 6 месяцев назад +1

      Those are my favorites. I love when some non guitar playing mother fucker says I suck. I ask them to play me something cool. But they can barely play the stereo

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 6 месяцев назад +1

    Metallica tucks their junk back when writing riffs.

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 6 месяцев назад +1

      They actually had their junk removed in 86

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal '84 with the release of Ride the Lightning, but you young bucks weren't around back then.

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 6 месяцев назад +1

      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal even justice was wrote dickless?

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Poser_Metal_Records I started as a hang around in 85. My cousin made me listen to Slayer-Hell Awaits. I loved the hell out of that album. Thanks to Crypts of Eternity. I knew I would need more metal. To say I was a real metalhead at age 9 would be an inaccuracy. Since I still gave more of a damn about G.I. Joe and Transformers

  • @EagleHeart19
    @EagleHeart19 6 месяцев назад

    Sad to say most people considered "metal" in my area do listen to Chelsea Grin and Kilswitch Engage. Nobody likes real metal.

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 6 месяцев назад +2

    BLACK ALBUM BETTER THAN PANTERA?😂😂😂😂The worst Pantera album kills anything Metallica has done since 88.😂😂😂

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 6 месяцев назад +1

      Power Metal murders every Metallica album since 84

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal damn, you're harsher than me.🤣🤣🤣

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@dinkins335 I’m just being an internet tough guy

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal is working. 💪 🤣

  • @solarempiresuomi8815
    @solarempiresuomi8815 6 месяцев назад +5

    J-Dawg humiliating distributor again.
    🤣🤣

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +4

      Yep, so much so that the Distributor's laughing and congratulating the Dawg.
      Logical thought is a real struggle for you, what a dim-witted devil.

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 6 месяцев назад +2

      I thought it was fuckin hilarious. I don’t know what Kvlty does for a living. For all I know, the dude could be in commercial agriculture

    • @solarempiresuomi8815
      @solarempiresuomi8815 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Missing the point brah brah. Dawg says you're talking out of your ass then him and I are in agreement. That's all that matters. 🤣

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад

      @@solarempiresuomi8815 😴😴😴

  • @TimmyTurner421
    @TimmyTurner421 6 месяцев назад

    1:45 I used to be all over tech death like Archspire and Rings of Saturn as a teen but the doodle doodle flowery riff salat wankery doesn't do it for me nowadays. Only good tech death band is Cytotoxin.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 6 месяцев назад +1

      TLDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @EagleHeart19
      @EagleHeart19 6 месяцев назад

      Spawn of Possession is good.

  • @650AFTERHOURSOC
    @650AFTERHOURSOC 6 месяцев назад +2

    ☕🚬

  • @StainedGlassEyeBalls
    @StainedGlassEyeBalls 6 месяцев назад

    😂👍