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Комментарии • 442

  • @MofosOfMetal
    @MofosOfMetal Месяц назад +39

    I hope the Democrat party switch out Biden for the DAWG.
    He'd get my vote! 🤘🤘

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind Месяц назад +7

      Damn, no turd scaroonies today?

    • @MofosOfMetal
      @MofosOfMetal Месяц назад +8

      @@SuicidalGrind Holding it in for a few days, hoping to unload a world record anaconda in the coming days. Aiming for a 6 footer minimum.

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Месяц назад +5

      Horval / Harris 2024

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад +2

      Trump/Strickland 2024

    • @richevans609
      @richevans609 Месяц назад

      Sharp as a Marble...

  • @VinylGoo666
    @VinylGoo666 Месяц назад +35

    This video hits all the J Dawg tropes
    Shitting on Pantera
    Glen Benton
    Attic praise
    Justifying paid reviews
    Shitting On KVLT Points
    Fatball mention
    Biggest distro of metal
    Getting heated on hypotheticals

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +7

      Your overview is pretty solid my friend👌🏻

    • @joshrodriguez198
      @joshrodriguez198 Месяц назад +5

      Just missin the real shit good ol JB

    • @VinylGoo666
      @VinylGoo666 Месяц назад +1

      @@joshrodriguez198 If the video was longer like they were in season 1 we would be treated to some metal that had some sack, represents toughness, fits the bill if you will.

    • @ilovefuzzycats
      @ilovefuzzycats Месяц назад

      This is a classic for sure

  • @richevans609
    @richevans609 Месяц назад +42

    Is that an Arby's Shirt?

    • @gnomesayin1440
      @gnomesayin1440 Месяц назад +6

      We have the meats

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +1

      Maybe not for much longer though....Arby's is hurtin' money-wise. Likely that 20 dollar minimum wage fiasco. Arby's isn't the only victim. Dawg should speak on the matter, he has a deep understanding of the fast-food industry.

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter Месяц назад

      Is Kane still one of their mayors? Glenn Jacobs. He can chokeslam that Newscum for raising it up that damn high!

    • @Humandisconnect
      @Humandisconnect Месяц назад +1

      The dawg bootleg shirts irks me so bad 😂

    • @curtisswoodcock1799
      @curtisswoodcock1799 Месяц назад +3

      🤣 Just like when I was wearing an old school Amorphis shirt and somebody was like "Hey, Animorphs! I used to watch that show!"

  • @DNT87
    @DNT87 Месяц назад +3

    “Too many bands, not enough fans” this is a pretty good point Dawg

  • @flyingfox8447
    @flyingfox8447 Месяц назад +71

    Bro starts ripping on pantera, shilling for attic, begging for the GB and getting riled up from the comments all in the same video. 11/10 classic video from the owner of the *largest metal distributor in the world

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 Месяц назад +6

      MMMHMMM.

    • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
      @JasonSBashant-METAL666 Месяц назад +3

      Roid-rage tetering on next evel 666!😂

    • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
      @JasonSBashant-METAL666 Месяц назад

      Sounds like equivalent of Mickey Rooney....." I was the BIGGEST Metal Dick in the World!!!" 😆

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +7

      Dumbo acts like there are no other songs on Vulgar besides "Walk," never mentions Far Beyond, and seems to only have actually heard Trendkill. Typical Dawgtizm

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +1

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Yup. You're not wrong Hall.....and it's not often I say that either.

  • @nukkleargarlicbread
    @nukkleargarlicbread Месяц назад +36

    This feels like an AI generated J-Dawg video

    • @BabyfaceThompson
      @BabyfaceThompson Месяц назад +2

      Of course the AI DAWG is more entertaining than the real thing.

  • @myquest666420
    @myquest666420 Месяц назад +15

    Lolol I was watching something very serious and it was at the most intense moment of the video…
    And I get a notification about the Dawg crushing the quakers and Forrest gump’s and just started laughing

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад +22

    Jdawg hates meth because all the steroids in the world is still gonna leave you as an underdog in any fight with a tweaker on some good shit
    💊🧪🧊⚡🔥🥚🦖

  • @elpeladorobles5013
    @elpeladorobles5013 Месяц назад +18

    New Dawglish word: Submitations

  • @ethanstork666
    @ethanstork666 Месяц назад +6

    Dawg went back to his bloody roots on this one

  • @unsoundproductions-cn1py
    @unsoundproductions-cn1py Месяц назад +6

    Destruction copied my buddies band in 82 where whenever the singer stomped his foot a ham and egger would hit the gas on the weed whacker

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod Месяц назад +4

    Lowkey glad you’re back to reading comments, they’re some of the most fun videos even if the comments piss you off we’re obviously still all here doing this back and fourth every morning because we like it and are fans lmao

    • @PanasonicTooth
      @PanasonicTooth Месяц назад +1

      It's true, this video actually flew by it felt like 10 minutes to me.

    • @PlutoTheGod
      @PlutoTheGod Месяц назад +1

      @@PanasonicTooth yeah I definitely like some of the interviews but I don’t like half the bands & then when it’s just paidskis it’s questions from the same damn people, when it’s mixed in with comments I feel like the channel has better conversation. He just has to not worry about the trolling people only do it because he always pays attention to it and gives a reaction

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 Месяц назад

      without interaction, especially with comments turned off, youtuber channels fail. honestly the ones that really are successful are the ones that have giveaways. but he can't afford to do that.

  • @siegemasterflex8149
    @siegemasterflex8149 Месяц назад +16

    7:47 When Gaahl goes in dry

  • @wubnub
    @wubnub Месяц назад +15

    as a quaker metalist, I am extremely offended

    • @Sillyman6969
      @Sillyman6969 Месяц назад +2

      Me too and I'm not a canoe

  • @derrickkowalewski9239
    @derrickkowalewski9239 Месяц назад +10

    Human Remains is FUCKING BRUTAL!!! Flowery riffs? What the fuck are you talking about J Dawg? Yes, they were really technical, but also super fast and next level abrasive. It wasn't any wimp scene when I saw them live and was fucking shit up for them, if you were there you might have caught a fist or two and walked away with bruises.

    • @onewhitepony
      @onewhitepony Месяц назад +3

      Yeah man I dig em.. I remember in hs first hearing about them probably 2000 I'd say when I was checking all the relapse stuff. They were one of those bands that crossed a couple of different genres. Unique and kinda weird for lack of better word. And old burnt by the sun especially the EP and first album was great too with Dave Whittes drumming. Another band that crossed some genres

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db Месяц назад +2

      Human Remains rules. Yeah Dawg should give them another listen if he is remembering flowery riffs lol

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind Месяц назад +11

    8:43 SALES PITCHIN' SALES PITCHIN'!!!!

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +3

    Ripping Corpse and Dim Mak RULE!

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +1

      I’m not a fan of each. But I don’t dislike them. They just don’t make it in my rotation often

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Месяц назад

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal how dare you have your own opinion!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
    @JasonSBashant-METAL666 Месяц назад +14

    Oh, lort...it's the "Jew-Dawg"!!!😂

  • @joshuaseltzer3859
    @joshuaseltzer3859 Месяц назад +6

    J Dawg ranting about daily demo submissions and rattles off an Israeli band playing blackened death about mu$lim slaughter had me laughing so hard. The fact that’s what he pulls out of nowhere is classic J Dawg

  • @7ChaosBlack
    @7ChaosBlack Месяц назад +18

    J Dawg is the Pantera of metal youtube channels.

  • @braindeadrichard
    @braindeadrichard Месяц назад +4

    Speaking of interviews would be super swell to see you interview Bobby Blitz and DD Verni from Overkill.

  • @alejandrovega8446
    @alejandrovega8446 Месяц назад +3

    Lol at the pantera walk impersonation

  • @hamachancutter
    @hamachancutter Месяц назад +7

    Rob Vam Dam walking out to "Walk" represents trve roughness and toughness!

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад

      Wasn't it a cover of Walk? I don't believe it was Pantera playing the song RVD walked out to

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter Месяц назад

      It was the original. They had to put the cover version on their cd. He uses the original in Aew, too.

    • @richevans609
      @richevans609 Месяц назад +1

      I love it. 🤣

    • @MetalJackass666
      @MetalJackass666 Месяц назад +1

      RVD 🤘🏻🤘🏻

    • @sewervomit
      @sewervomit Месяц назад

      And Second Gear Crew .aswell

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod Месяц назад +6

    How do you hate the Hellwitch riffs but then think 7 Churches is the best death metal album of all time when it opens right up with those exact riffs on The Exorcist and love the high pitch Attic vocals

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 Месяц назад +2

      Hellwitch crew checking in!

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +1

      Pluto the Dawg must also be "touched" but the reason why is Dawgtizm

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 Месяц назад

      Hellwitch band members perhaps don't look rough and tough enough so they don't pass J-Dawg's vibe check

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@TimmyTurner421 again TLDR...🙄🙄

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 Месяц назад

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481LIES

  • @DawnPossession
    @DawnPossession Месяц назад +13

    😂 like and share the video Devils

  • @fuzziestgator
    @fuzziestgator Месяц назад +4

    What's heavier than CROWBAR and grilling hotdogs before Monday Night FATBALL 🏈

  • @BornFromTheGrave
    @BornFromTheGrave Месяц назад +3

    THE RELEASING OF ANGER CAN BETTER ANY MEDICINE UNDER THE SUN!!!!

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +2

    🤣👉🏻I just witnessed my 1 year old male dog _EAT_ the 20-inch turd I dropped behind my garage.....and I thought dogs only ate cat turds?!🤷🏻‍♂

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik Месяц назад +14

    Man the Dawg hates the technical stuff so much, if he actually listened to prog his sand between his ears would just explode.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +5

      Dumbo rejected all intellectual pursuits when he was diagnosed with Dawgtizm in '97

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Месяц назад

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 hahaha

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Месяц назад +6

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Imagine the Dawg listening to ''Tales from Topographic Oceans'' or ''Relayer'' from Yes. I would seriously love to hear his reaction, that would be some rant.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@lopolikimagine if the Dumbo was invited to a performance of "Music for 18 Musicians" by Streve Reich

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +3

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Shhheeeeeitt that ain't nothing bruh, why once Dawg transcribed the score of the Rite of Spring in under a half an hour, while sitting on the shitter. I have a feeling the _Fiberlyze_ was more at play in the equation then we'll ever know.

  • @sinisterking6009
    @sinisterking6009 Месяц назад +3

    HAIL DA DISTRIBUTOR \ m /
    Make him the mod of your comment section bro town

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад +3

      He is an unpaid intern for HHR, much like how JD got started on the Stern show

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@AMPHETASAUR Wrong again lol

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 ok, we can lie and pretend like you are on the HHR payroll, when in actuality you are donating all your efforts and resources pro-bono to the Horval Dynasty
      Slave to the ❌ Dawg.
      (Deicide - Slave to the Cross)
      Slave to the dawg.
      Slave
      To
      The
      Dawg
      Slave to the Dawg.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@AMPHETASAUR No better, more Metal a dynasty to donate to bruh bruh \m/

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@AMPHETASAUR Remember Eric's legal woes? They can afford a real lawyer, they don't need my legal services.
      Besides I got my law degree out of a cracker-jack box (and said cracker jack was quite stale).

  • @themadmattster9647
    @themadmattster9647 Месяц назад +5

    Great Pantera rant

  • @Leave_The_Hall_69
    @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +15

    Will Dumbo realize this was his best video in ages because he read the comments and not just the Dumbo Paidskis from the simpsquad of nutless nimrods???

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      "simpsquad of nutless nimrods" KILLER bruh! But you'll never get a single KP from me.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 ...​​ thanks for keeping your kvnt-points to yourself, brotown

    • @KD-7705
      @KD-7705 Месяц назад +3

      The Distributor-Hall road trip buddy flick is the mega-paidski we need. The Tommy Boy of metal 🤘

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 No thanks needed, nor requested Poser Hallsy.🤣🍻

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@KD-7705 There would be some colorful dialog no doubt, I think the best arguments would probably erupt when we're driving up and down the highways and interstates.

  • @Poser_Metal_Records
    @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад +6

    Distributor working in his cubicle sporting suspenders, a pocket protector, and birth control glasses. 🤓

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +3

      LOL! Like damn bruh, _Madame_ _Ruby_ offers more accurate "trve-to-fact" mystic readings than you.
      The only detail you forgot to mention is that my "cubicle" is located in the _BASEMENT_ _OF_ _THE_ _ALAMO!_ 🤣🤣👌🏻

    • @FaerieGoatmother
      @FaerieGoatmother Месяц назад +1

      I've seldom been confused for someone as class as the Distributor, thank you, Voorhees

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@FaerieGoatmother 😁👌🏻 Now go jam DEVILPRIEST "In Repugnant Adoration" you'll thank me later bruh.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 What you don't realize is that I work at the same company as you brah brah.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@Poser_Metal_Records Unlikely.

  • @KarenKones
    @KarenKones Месяц назад +1

    Lol on the title..jdawg right on everything.. metal is the way to repeat on life.. jammed to the tunes as my ears bleeds..

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +10

    Here's a 4th item: Trve, I used to be a big fatball fan, but ever since Andrew Luck's premature retirement and that the NFL has become infused with social justice rubbish, mostly due to the fact that the commissioner (Roger Goodell) is a woke liberal POS. I have no interest in watching anymore. So "disillusioned former fatball fan" would be more accurate.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +2

      You would follow Fatball, commoner 🩰🏈♀️

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +1

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 _Did*_ 👈🏻👀

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481you still do and miss it, once a fatball fan always a fatball FANATICAL

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 Месяц назад +1

      Yaaawn

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +2

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Your logic is flawed Hallsy, but you still have more of a head on your shoulders than SolarEmpress.
      Of course that's not saying much.

  • @paulhetrick1759
    @paulhetrick1759 Месяц назад +5

    Justin- the Cradle Of Filth fan, says that Hellwitch & Human Remains are "flowery".

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +7

    Me and the Dawg have actually spoke through email several times, only he doesn't know lol.

  • @TimmyTurner421
    @TimmyTurner421 Месяц назад +3

    2:10 The Dawg didn't lie when he said Dismember - Skinfather is a banger!

    • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
      @JasonSBashant-METAL666 Месяц назад

      Took me back to Community College commute in '93....great fucking part...kudos to the Dawg for dropping that nugget("Dis.....WHOOOO?!?!?" LOL...the world needs more Dismember...surely he's gonna spew on the new Deceased? Stoked to hear that new one!

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      TLDR

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 Месяц назад

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 LIES

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik Месяц назад +3

    3:44 it is actually both of them, it's Seth Putnam layered with Phil's scream, it's both of them, he did the backing vocals on 3 songs on the trendkill album, but Phil even said it was the hardest song for him to sing (the title track on trendkill) so he did that scream, Seth Putnam just layered it and did those ''vomit vocals'', but that scream was still Phil.

    • @harryquinn493
      @harryquinn493 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah. The most intense screams on Trendkill are still from Phil. Just check out the first Superjoint for some excellent screams from Phil.

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Месяц назад +1

      @@harryquinn493 also NOLA from Down has some intense screams from Phil. ''Pillars of Eternity'' has one of the best, Lifer and Temptation Wings as well.

    • @off6848
      @off6848 Месяц назад +1

      @@lopoliklove those two songs brah brah the guitar harmonies on pillars is unique af

  • @ilovefuzzycats
    @ilovefuzzycats Месяц назад +4

    Pantera is wayyyyyyy better than any Metallica sell out album

    • @icankillbugs204
      @icankillbugs204 Месяц назад

      NLTL, KEA, and RTL are all goated. That Pantera one with the cat guy on the cover was pretty good but that's it.

  • @evilsil666
    @evilsil666 Месяц назад +13

    Pantera's 3 albums from '91 to '96 all send Metallica's Black Album HOME ON A STREEEEEETCHER BRAH BRAH!!! (yep said it and meant it gawddamnit)

    • @jimmyfingers227
      @jimmyfingers227 Месяц назад +2

      And Sodom sends both to morgue

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +4

      Chronologically speaking that's 90' to 96' (Reinventing the Steel from 2000 also does)

    • @evilsil666
      @evilsil666 Месяц назад +1

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I didn't dare to say it but yes it does! 👍😅

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@evilsil666 You be right 🤘🏻

    • @onewhitepony
      @onewhitepony Месяц назад +1

      Good stuff.. sure the fans are annoying but it was good for what they were doing and I always thought even as a kid the black album was just radio metal. Hell heard Enter Sandman on the radio all the time..never did hear Pantera on local buttrock stations

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +1

    It's ironic. Glen Benton is afraid of the devils. Facts!

  • @robertg305
    @robertg305 Месяц назад +4

    Defend Hellwitch! To each their own lol

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones Месяц назад +3

    💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Deicide - Legion (1992) Vs. Cannibal Corpse - Tomb of the Mutilated (1992)

  • @FaerieGoatmother
    @FaerieGoatmother Месяц назад +1

    Most cogent observation SpongeDawg has yet made:
    You can't win with us.

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +2

    The crocodile pit rulez \m/

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db Месяц назад +1

      🐊🐊🐊💀🤘

  • @flatbrim88
    @flatbrim88 Месяц назад +15

    Honored to have sparked this rant, brotown. They say the village troll can't survive without being fed
    List of Canoe interviews: Fluids, Lady Beast, Kurnugia, Lurking Corpses (these dweebs are the worst brah brah), Garza, Hatriot, Bowel Erosion, Deteriorot, Vincent Crowley, Molder (that's right, I said it), Headsplit Records
    Honorable mentions: Don of the dead, Paul "Jizzeater" Ledney

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Месяц назад +3

      What about King Fartley?

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +4

      You forgot to list all the interviews 🧌 💯

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +5

      LOL You and me both bruh, but I think I got bigger/better roasting though.🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Месяц назад +2

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Distrubutor is the king of roasting, see his raosting of the solar empress. ☠

    • @corystafford4958
      @corystafford4958 Месяц назад +2

      Hey you two, which one is the Quaker and which one is F.Gump? 😂

  • @theogonia1983
    @theogonia1983 Месяц назад +3

    Quakers???
    What do you have against toasted oats?!?

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind Месяц назад +20

    Don't ever talk smack about the ALMIGHTY Distributor! He's forgotten more Death Metal Dave quotes than you know!

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 Месяц назад +1

      😄

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +3

      Dave rocks, such a genuine Metal dude, Dawg should interview him.

    • @Cozyn3z
      @Cozyn3z Месяц назад +4

      I don't see the problem either, he has been around forever, never pulled a "I'm back!" tons of comments and it's all super solid and insightful

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +3

      I call him Kvlty. He makes me laugh. He also has opened my ears to some great bands

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Месяц назад +3

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal His vocabulary is something to marvel at, as well.

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +2

    Hey Distributor, it's your fault you don't work at hells so you'll be more burnt out on metal than the Dawg.😂😂😂😂

  • @TimmyTurner421
    @TimmyTurner421 Месяц назад +3

    18:35 many metal musicians who heavily tour say they don't listen to metal in their free time. They either listen to different genres or rather soft metal releases

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад +7

    The paidskis dried up because you went a week without answering any. Continuity is KING. Next fest season, spread the interviews out and mix in question videos and you might not have this problem.

    • @alexspreservationsociety
      @alexspreservationsociety Месяц назад +1

      True, when he put out a week of interviews I kind of tuned out. They got to be mixed in with normal question videos.

    • @heathertiller3644
      @heathertiller3644 Месяц назад

      @@alexspreservationsocietythose interviews with nobodies is a waste of time & energy for the dawg. I’ve seen many vids like this one that got more views than interviews.

    • @BabyfaceThompson
      @BabyfaceThompson Месяц назад +1

      Are you trying to say the DAWG lacks the ability to plan ahead?

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад

      @@BabyfaceThompson I'm saying hell's head bangers needs an intern to manage the RUclips page properly just to keep things flowing business as usual

    • @MnemonicHeadTrip
      @MnemonicHeadTrip Месяц назад

      @@AMPHETASAURI don’t think he really cares enough about the RUclips page to hire someone for that

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind Месяц назад +15

    If you don't like HellWitch and Ripping Corpse, you're probably the one getting the sex change.

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind Месяц назад +7

      @@sothis1448 I didn't know Blasphemy, GoatPenis, Iron Casket, Minenwerfer, Witches Hammer and Destruktor were Deathcore, but you learn something new every day \m/

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 Месяц назад +2

      This video hurt my feelings lol

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 Месяц назад

      @@sothis1448 that user is literally part of that whole demographic too

    • @MnemonicHeadTrip
      @MnemonicHeadTrip Месяц назад +2

      @@sothis1448bait used to be believable…

    • @cthuludreams1
      @cthuludreams1 Месяц назад

      ​@@sothis1448nice bait, dumbdumb

  • @Mudjuggernog
    @Mudjuggernog Месяц назад +3

    Would you rather never have to pee or never have to poop????

    • @icankillbugs204
      @icankillbugs204 Месяц назад

      Never have to poop. I'm so sick of shitting 30 times per day. I only piss like 6 times so it's an easy choice.

    • @oscarg212
      @oscarg212 Месяц назад

      Never to poop💩

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +6

    Evidently I'm popular in the comments this morning, don't know why just yet.
    Got up late this morning and i just got done dropping a 20-inch shit behind my garage - without a bucket.💩👍🏻

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 Месяц назад

      You got a 20-incher dumped on ye head I bet lmao do your thing brah brah

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@TimmyTurner421 Your wits bigger than both of us Timmy! 🥇

  • @TimmyTurner421
    @TimmyTurner421 Месяц назад +2

    4:30 Dawg firing against everyone. Who and what does he actually like except Glen Benton, Decide, Mortician, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth and some obscure demos nobody ever heard about?

    • @jimmycampbell78
      @jimmycampbell78 Месяц назад +8

      And stuff put out by Hells Headbangers. I don’t come to the Dawg for recommendations, I either already know or have zero interests in the bands he mentions. He has very narrow tastes in metal, never mind music generally.
      I just come here for laughs as he is very funny, and his interviews are decent.

  • @inhumanityreborn4597
    @inhumanityreborn4597 Месяц назад

    His impression of Deathammer vocals was cute. Sounded like a little kitty cat 🐱

  • @metall1983
    @metall1983 Месяц назад +1

    oooh j dawg used the english cig slang small bundle of sticks word

  • @DanGignac-xv6eu
    @DanGignac-xv6eu Месяц назад

    Instead of dawg, how bout a cross between Razor Ramon meets Nate Diaz with an I.Q. of a grape?
    And what does he play?
    A double neck tennis racket.
    Seriously, I wonder what the dad was like

  • @themarshallarts
    @themarshallarts Месяц назад

    2 minutes into the video and I can’t possibly fathom how a human soul can say ripping corpse’s debut sucks and the ruff n tuff criminally underrated human remains has wanky sex change riffs
    Gotta love the dawg 😂🤘
    CROCODILE PIT REQUIRED OUTSIDE THE VENUE IF NOKTURNAL MORTUM EVER SHOWS UP TO THE STATES BRAH

  • @blackenedblueberry4471
    @blackenedblueberry4471 Месяц назад +4

    What's heavier than POONtera????????

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 Месяц назад

      MikeViolet getting a gawkgawk3000 from DistributorOvKvntPoints

  • @gnomesayin1440
    @gnomesayin1440 Месяц назад +7

    What’s heavier than Smashing Pumpkins?

    • @Grisu.
      @Grisu. Месяц назад +4

      the world is a vampire brah brah

    • @barbaricbeing333
      @barbaricbeing333 Месяц назад +2

      I’m just a raaaaaat in a caaaaage

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Месяц назад +6

      Dawg owns it of course goddamn it.

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter Месяц назад +3

      Kiki Wong

    • @evilsil666
      @evilsil666 Месяц назад +2

      Pavement

  • @chickenwizard4776
    @chickenwizard4776 Месяц назад +1

    J dawg I heard you were working out to smalltown boy by bronski beat with oily muscle men at the gym

  • @DYLX2100
    @DYLX2100 Месяц назад +2

    this was a good one 😂

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +2

    😆 🤣 😂 😹 poor distributor 😆 🤣 😂 😹 \m/

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +1

      🤣You're late today Mike, but yeah that mean ole' Dawg is up to his mean ole' tricks again, hurtin' my lil' fee-fee's all-over again!😥

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад +1

      You going to rip on Distributor as well Mike?

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +1

      @Voorhees_Metal_Productions nobody is off limits brah brah !!! 😆 🤣 ... \m/

  • @lylesberg1885
    @lylesberg1885 Месяц назад +1

    Tren talking 😂

  • @Cozyn3z
    @Cozyn3z Месяц назад

    The content I wanna see is that goddamn top 20 demos video you have been talking about for Mooonths

  • @paulhetrick1759
    @paulhetrick1759 Месяц назад +1

    Justin- The Hearwork & Swansong fan, says that Ripping Corpse has weak vocals.

  • @sewervomit
    @sewervomit Месяц назад +3

    Panterrible !!

  • @ryanidzerda2307
    @ryanidzerda2307 Месяц назад +3

    Holy fuck, people getting all pissed off like you have a gun to their head trying to rob their 50$. 😂 i guess they are too stupid to realize they are not obligated to send money.

  • @BabyfaceThompson
    @BabyfaceThompson Месяц назад

    4:33 "THAT'S RIGHT DAWG SAID IT! MMMMMHMMMMMMMM!"

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад +8

    Id rather talk Ripping Coprse than Fitness. I go to Justin channel for metal talk, not how to get six pack abs, for that we can ask the female aerobics introductors at the local gym, if thats too scary for some of you guys, send Justin a paidski so he can call you a 19 year old virgin.

    • @metall1983
      @metall1983 Месяц назад

      same here dude metal only fuck that fitness shit go to a gym talk to a trainer for fuck sakes

    • @yuhcans203
      @yuhcans203 Месяц назад

      Ion think it's that deep bro jus ranting off the top of the head with no script

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +4

    A anti Muslim band from Isreal. I wanna hear em ... \m/

    • @leatherwolf7493
      @leatherwolf7493 Месяц назад

      F Israel.

    • @lancealot88
      @lancealot88 Месяц назад

      They keep sending Ala Akbar people to America and Europe, but Western people still support them and think they're an ally. Very sick and disturbing. With friends like 1 .s. .r. a. el who needs enemies?

  • @WALDENSOFTWARE
    @WALDENSOFTWARE Месяц назад +2

    Not sure how someone has the time to bich about DA DAWG making $50 measley stinken bucks when there are trillions made elsewhere 😂

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад

      I'm always bitching about the Dawg. He practically lives rent-free in my head.

    • @solarempiresuomi8815
      @solarempiresuomi8815 Месяц назад +1

      Nothing wrong with the Dawg getting paid for providing a service.

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад +1

    For Robert G...
    🗿
    CHAMA.🎉

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 Месяц назад

      You win haha! Good call my friend. I totally didn't expect Poatan to carry out such a one sided massacre. Thought it would be a close competitive fight. Glad I didn't bet money on that one lol

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад

      @@robertg305 Black Magic is real, the Brazilians have known about this for centuries. It was taught to them by the aliens when they landed in the Amazon years ago. obviously Alex Periera looks like a genetically modified human, so it's no surprise when that voodoo starts flowing, and he walks out to that Sepultura tribal track playing, he can't be beat. If he beats Ankleiev, Tom Aspinal and Gay Jones are next.

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад

      🇧🇷Black Magic beats Samurai Autism🥷🏼
      EVERYTIME.
      CHAMA MOTHER FUCKERS!
      BRING ON GAY JONES SINCE HE IS DUCKING ASPINAL LIKE GLEN DUCKING JUSTIN 🎉

  • @Vdoom777
    @Vdoom777 Месяц назад

    Anyone else notice how DerSt - A Banner Greater Than Death record cover was censored on HHR website? They are becoming compliant with the new standard order. That doesn't represent toughness at all.

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +2

    BLACK ALBUM BETTER THAN PANTERA?😂😂😂😂The worst Pantera album kills anything Metallica has done since 88.😂😂😂

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +1

      Power Metal murders every Metallica album since 84

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Месяц назад +1

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal damn, you're harsher than me.🤣🤣🤣

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +1

      @@dinkins335 I’m just being an internet tough guy

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Месяц назад +1

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal is working. 💪 🤣

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +2

    Too many non musicians with opinions about musicians. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +1

      Those are my favorites. I love when some non guitar playing mother fucker says I suck. I ask them to play me something cool. But they can barely play the stereo

  • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
    @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +2

    Mother fucker had me laughing most of the video. Just like the good old days. I don’t really miss the reviews at all. I did find a couple of those bands to be pretty good. But it seemed like a lot of people just sent him stuff that they knew he wouldn’t like.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад +1

      Comments questions definitely generate better reactions.

    • @MikeG42
      @MikeG42 Месяц назад +1

      It certainly was one of his most entertaining videos in awhile.

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +1

      I agree with both of you kind gentleman, now where did I leave off on this fuckin essay

  • @thewelshbeersnob2783
    @thewelshbeersnob2783 Месяц назад

    100% confirmed it’s Seth Putnam on GSTK

  • @user-wb2jl6ub7j
    @user-wb2jl6ub7j Месяц назад +1

    Fleshcrawl or fleshgrind or deeds of flesh

  • @Amp389x
    @Amp389x Месяц назад

    1:00
    1:00
    1:00
    1:00
    Just in case you Jo Jo’s didn’t know

  • @solarempiresuomi8815
    @solarempiresuomi8815 Месяц назад +4

    J-Dawg humiliating distributor again.
    🤣🤣

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +4

      Yep, so much so that the Distributor's laughing and congratulating the Dawg.
      Logical thought is a real struggle for you, what a dim-witted devil.

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +2

      I thought it was fuckin hilarious. I don’t know what Kvlty does for a living. For all I know, the dude could be in commercial agriculture

    • @solarempiresuomi8815
      @solarempiresuomi8815 Месяц назад +1

      ​@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Missing the point brah brah. Dawg says you're talking out of your ass then him and I are in agreement. That's all that matters. 🤣

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@solarempiresuomi8815 😴😴😴

  • @KeymoEmbryo
    @KeymoEmbryo Месяц назад

    HAILS! \m/

  • @dta666
    @dta666 Месяц назад

    Hey guys wasn't sure where the hell else to ask this and get a proper response, but i was curious where the HELL the band Sepsism got the original photos for their casette release of the 'Severe Carnal Butchery' demo. Absolutely disgusting and brutal shit. If anyone has an educated asnwer plss respond thanks

  • @MaxGasm666
    @MaxGasm666 Месяц назад +2

    J brah. What’s your opinion on the “hawk tuah” chick?

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter Месяц назад

      Those guys in Blackbraid will not be pleased with this meme, brotown! Canceled like a stick/tub of butter!!

    • @MaxGasm666
      @MaxGasm666 Месяц назад

      @@hamachancutter Blackbraid who?

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@MaxGasm666 Was Blackbraid inspired by Pantera or Glamtera bruh bruh?

  • @user-kd8ol2ro9t
    @user-kd8ol2ro9t Месяц назад +1

    Don't tell 12 400 people to do same thing and expecten to not fuck it up.

  • @BabyfaceThompson
    @BabyfaceThompson Месяц назад

    "People that sell seven churches"?! Whaddya Catholic Realtor or sumthin big DAWG?!

  • @Dracul772
    @Dracul772 Месяц назад +2

    If you don’t like the content don’t watch it. Probs a canoe anyways

  • @EagleHeart19
    @EagleHeart19 Месяц назад

    Sad to say most people considered "metal" in my area do listen to Chelsea Grin and Kilswitch Engage. Nobody likes real metal.

  • @cable9689
    @cable9689 Месяц назад +2

    4:32 confederate what now dawg???

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter Месяц назад

      Couldn't go this entire month without saying it.. 😅

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 Месяц назад +1

      he's mourning that pride month is over, so no more ...friend... flags is on his mind

  • @granthelas4468
    @granthelas4468 Месяц назад

    The fluff is the lower pitch strings on an electric guitar, you should just listen to drum and bass.

  • @thunderous_cataclysm
    @thunderous_cataclysm Месяц назад +2

    7:47

  • @thewelshbeersnob2783
    @thewelshbeersnob2783 Месяц назад

    At least 2 - 3 demo submitations

  • @EagleHeart19
    @EagleHeart19 Месяц назад

    Portrait is boring? They're one of the best modern bands out of Sweden.

  • @NevermoreRules
    @NevermoreRules Месяц назад +2

    Dawg owns the trolls sad miserable lives. TWU

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +1

    Metallica tucks their junk back when writing riffs.

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +1

      They actually had their junk removed in 86

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад +1

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal '84 with the release of Ride the Lightning, but you young bucks weren't around back then.

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Месяц назад +1

      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal even justice was wrote dickless?

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +1

      @@Poser_Metal_Records I started as a hang around in 85. My cousin made me listen to Slayer-Hell Awaits. I loved the hell out of that album. Thanks to Crypts of Eternity. I knew I would need more metal. To say I was a real metalhead at age 9 would be an inaccuracy. Since I still gave more of a damn about G.I. Joe and Transformers

  • @TheTransylvanian
    @TheTransylvanian Месяц назад +2

    Taaaape on that mouth shut if you think the tish is harder than blasphemy brotown

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +3

    Greetings Dawg😁and THANKS for the shout-out King Devil! I was amused by your assumptions and insights broski, though I think you could have taken it a lot further, maybe next time. It's an honor no matter what you say. Will be ordering again very soon.🍻
    3 items: Sorry, but there's no "cubicle" in my life (one can dream though) / I'm profoundly familiar with the HHR distro / get that new *HELLBUTCHER* album in-stock Bro-town, you don't wanna be a poser on the matter, do you????
    Now how's about a shout for the one and only _DEATH_ _METAL_ _DAVE_ _\m/_

    • @Cozyn3z
      @Cozyn3z Месяц назад +2

      You have been under some heat from the dawg lately. What was that last paidski all about anyway? Does your intellectual prowess actually rival the infamous Wyattxher?

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +2

      @@Cozyn3z Mike Violate just happens to like my choice of words and vocabulary I guess.
      He has a small channel on YT, you might get some amusement out of it, the Death Metal Dave interview for instance, or perhaps the vid where he's under his house plugging a leaking shit pipe, that also was a colorful/gritty excursion into the life of the Gary Indiana based auto-mechanic Mike Violate. \m/

    • @Cozyn3z
      @Cozyn3z Месяц назад

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Just did a quick dive into the life of Mike "Violet" and I can tell I barely scratched the surface. It was definitely a viewing experience out of the ordinary, that crawl space video is exactly the kind of content this sh!thole platform needs, maybe the dawg should be taking some notes.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@Cozyn3z Sounds like you watched Mike's Toilet Boy video. lol That's a good one, now picture Les Claypool's character from the My Name Is Mud video in his place, with tobacco juice running down his chin, crawling around in that basement.👍🏻
      Side-note: Bout 10 days ago, I watched that video right before I had lunch! But no matter I'm desensitized to it. Dropped a 20 inch shit behind my garage, before I watched J-Dawg this morning.

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 Месяц назад +1

      Yaaaaawn 😴

  • @kenlen8029
    @kenlen8029 Месяц назад

    Doesn't like The Wiggles confirmed