Maybe not for much longer though....Arby's is hurtin' money-wise. Likely that 20 dollar minimum wage fiasco. Arby's isn't the only victim. Dawg should speak on the matter, he has a deep understanding of the fast-food industry.
Lowkey glad you’re back to reading comments, they’re some of the most fun videos even if the comments piss you off we’re obviously still all here doing this back and fourth every morning because we like it and are fans lmao
@@PanasonicTooth yeah I definitely like some of the interviews but I don’t like half the bands & then when it’s just paidskis it’s questions from the same damn people, when it’s mixed in with comments I feel like the channel has better conversation. He just has to not worry about the trolling people only do it because he always pays attention to it and gives a reaction
Bro starts ripping on pantera, shilling for attic, begging for the GB and getting riled up from the comments all in the same video. 11/10 classic video from the owner of the *largest metal distributor in the world
Panterrible featuring Slimebag Darell, Not Skinny Paul, Rex Clown, and Phil Ansmellmo with the hit albums Clownboys from Hell, Vulgar Display of Poser, Far Beyond Drivel, and The Great Southern Trendfollowers
Lolol I was watching something very serious and it was at the most intense moment of the video… And I get a notification about the Dawg crushing the quakers and Forrest gump’s and just started laughing
This video hits all the J Dawg tropes Shitting on Pantera Glen Benton Attic praise Justifying paid reviews Shitting On KVLT Points Fatball mention Biggest distro of metal Getting heated on hypotheticals
@@joshrodriguez198 If the video was longer like they were in season 1 we would be treated to some metal that had some sack, represents toughness, fits the bill if you will.
3:44 it is actually both of them, it's Seth Putnam layered with Phil's scream, it's both of them, he did the backing vocals on 3 songs on the trendkill album, but Phil even said it was the hardest song for him to sing (the title track on trendkill) so he did that scream, Seth Putnam just layered it and did those ''vomit vocals'', but that scream was still Phil.
@@harryquinn493 also NOLA from Down has some intense screams from Phil. ''Pillars of Eternity'' has one of the best, Lifer and Temptation Wings as well.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Imagine the Dawg listening to ''Tales from Topographic Oceans'' or ''Relayer'' from Yes. I would seriously love to hear his reaction, that would be some rant.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Shhheeeeeitt that ain't nothing bruh, why once Dawg transcribed the score of the Rite of Spring in under a half an hour, while sitting on the shitter. I have a feeling the _Fiberlyze_ was more at play in the equation then we'll ever know.
@@megatedassaultituary6783 Mercyful Fate is not prog, man when will you realise that no one takes you seriously when you're calling non-prog bands prog and the actual prog bands you dismiss. lol
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 I've heard fluoride lowers the IQ in kids, now if Dawg wanted to really dumb down Dumbolyze he would add fluoride to the formula, for the dumbest Dumbolyze ever.
Human Remains is FUCKING BRUTAL!!! Flowery riffs? What the fuck are you talking about J Dawg? Yes, they were really technical, but also super fast and next level abrasive. It wasn't any wimp scene when I saw them live and was fucking shit up for them, if you were there you might have caught a fist or two and walked away with bruises.
Yeah man I dig em.. I remember in hs first hearing about them probably 2000 I'd say when I was checking all the relapse stuff. They were one of those bands that crossed a couple of different genres. Unique and kinda weird for lack of better word. And old burnt by the sun especially the EP and first album was great too with Dave Whittes drumming. Another band that crossed some genres
How do you hate the Hellwitch riffs but then think 7 Churches is the best death metal album of all time when it opens right up with those exact riffs on The Exorcist and love the high pitch Attic vocals
18:35 many metal musicians who heavily tour say they don't listen to metal in their free time. They either listen to different genres or rather soft metal releases
Took me back to Community College commute in '93....great fucking part...kudos to the Dawg for dropping that nugget("Dis.....WHOOOO?!?!?" LOL...the world needs more Dismember...surely he's gonna spew on the new Deceased? Stoked to hear that new one!
J Dawg ranting about daily demo submissions and rattles off an Israeli band playing blackened death about mu$lim slaughter had me laughing so hard. The fact that’s what he pulls out of nowhere is classic J Dawg
@@sothis1448 I didn't know Blasphemy, GoatPenis, Iron Casket, Minenwerfer, Witches Hammer and Destruktor were Deathcore, but you learn something new every day \m/
LOL! Like damn bruh, _Madame_ _Ruby_ offers more accurate "trve-to-fact" mystic readings than you. The only detail you forgot to mention is that my "cubicle" is located in the _BASEMENT_ _OF_ _THE_ _ALAMO!_ 🤣🤣👌🏻
Here's a 4th item: Trve, I used to be a big fatball fan, but ever since Andrew Luck's premature retirement and that the NFL has become infused with social justice rubbish, mostly due to the fact that the commissioner (Roger Goodell) is a woke liberal POS. I have no interest in watching anymore. So "disillusioned former fatball fan" would be more accurate.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Your logic is flawed Hallsy, but you still have more of a head on your shoulders than SolarEmpress. Of course that's not saying much.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 ok, we can lie and pretend like you are on the HHR payroll, when in actuality you are donating all your efforts and resources pro-bono to the Horval Dynasty Slave to the ❌ Dawg. (Deicide - Slave to the Cross) Slave to the dawg. Slave To The Dawg Slave to the Dawg.
@@AMPHETASAUR Remember Eric's legal woes? They can afford a real lawyer, they don't need my legal services. Besides I got my law degree out of a cracker-jack box (and said cracker jack was quite stale).
4:30 Dawg firing against everyone. Who and what does he actually like except Glen Benton, Decide, Mortician, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth and some obscure demos nobody ever heard about?
And stuff put out by Hells Headbangers. I don’t come to the Dawg for recommendations, I either already know or have zero interests in the bands he mentions. He has very narrow tastes in metal, never mind music generally. I just come here for laughs as he is very funny, and his interviews are decent.
Honored to have sparked this rant, brotown. They say the village troll can't survive without being fed List of Canoe interviews: Fluids, Lady Beast, Kurnugia, Lurking Corpses (these dweebs are the worst brah brah), Garza, Hatriot, Bowel Erosion, Deteriorot, Vincent Crowley, Molder (that's right, I said it), Headsplit Records Honorable mentions: Don of the dead, Paul "Jizzeater" Ledney
Instead of dawg, how bout a cross between Razor Ramon meets Nate Diaz with an I.Q. of a grape? And what does he play? A double neck tennis racket. Seriously, I wonder what the dad was like
Evidently I'm popular in the comments this morning, don't know why just yet. Got up late this morning and i just got done dropping a 20-inch shit behind my garage - without a bucket.💩👍🏻
Holy fuck, people getting all pissed off like you have a gun to their head trying to rob their 50$. 😂 i guess they are too stupid to realize they are not obligated to send money.
Hey guys wasn't sure where the hell else to ask this and get a proper response, but i was curious where the HELL the band Sepsism got the original photos for their casette release of the 'Severe Carnal Butchery' demo. Absolutely disgusting and brutal shit. If anyone has an educated asnwer plss respond thanks
2 minutes into the video and I can’t possibly fathom how a human soul can say ripping corpse’s debut sucks and the ruff n tuff criminally underrated human remains has wanky sex change riffs Gotta love the dawg 😂🤘 CROCODILE PIT REQUIRED OUTSIDE THE VENUE IF NOKTURNAL MORTUM EVER SHOWS UP TO THE STATES BRAH
Good stuff.. sure the fans are annoying but it was good for what they were doing and I always thought even as a kid the black album was just radio metal. Hell heard Enter Sandman on the radio all the time..never did hear Pantera on local buttrock stations
You win haha! Good call my friend. I totally didn't expect Poatan to carry out such a one sided massacre. Thought it would be a close competitive fight. Glad I didn't bet money on that one lol
@@robertg305 Black Magic is real, the Brazilians have known about this for centuries. It was taught to them by the aliens when they landed in the Amazon years ago. obviously Alex Periera looks like a genetically modified human, so it's no surprise when that voodoo starts flowing, and he walks out to that Sepultura tribal track playing, he can't be beat. If he beats Ankleiev, Tom Aspinal and Gay Jones are next.
Mother fucker had me laughing most of the video. Just like the good old days. I don’t really miss the reviews at all. I did find a couple of those bands to be pretty good. But it seemed like a lot of people just sent him stuff that they knew he wouldn’t like.
The paidskis dried up because you went a week without answering any. Continuity is KING. Next fest season, spread the interviews out and mix in question videos and you might not have this problem.
@@alexspreservationsocietythose interviews with nobodies is a waste of time & energy for the dawg. I’ve seen many vids like this one that got more views than interviews.
Id rather talk Ripping Coprse than Fitness. I go to Justin channel for metal talk, not how to get six pack abs, for that we can ask the female aerobics introductors at the local gym, if thats too scary for some of you guys, send Justin a paidski so he can call you a 19 year old virgin.
They keep sending Ala Akbar people to America and Europe, but Western people still support them and think they're an ally. Very sick and disturbing. With friends like 1 .s. .r. a. el who needs enemies?
Those are my favorites. I love when some non guitar playing mother fucker says I suck. I ask them to play me something cool. But they can barely play the stereo
@@Poser_Metal_Records I started as a hang around in 85. My cousin made me listen to Slayer-Hell Awaits. I loved the hell out of that album. Thanks to Crypts of Eternity. I knew I would need more metal. To say I was a real metalhead at age 9 would be an inaccuracy. Since I still gave more of a damn about G.I. Joe and Transformers
@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Missing the point brah brah. Dawg says you're talking out of your ass then him and I are in agreement. That's all that matters. 🤣
1:45 I used to be all over tech death like Archspire and Rings of Saturn as a teen but the doodle doodle flowery riff salat wankery doesn't do it for me nowadays. Only good tech death band is Cytotoxin.
Is that an Arby's Shirt?
We have the meats
Maybe not for much longer though....Arby's is hurtin' money-wise. Likely that 20 dollar minimum wage fiasco. Arby's isn't the only victim. Dawg should speak on the matter, he has a deep understanding of the fast-food industry.
Is Kane still one of their mayors? Glenn Jacobs. He can chokeslam that Newscum for raising it up that damn high!
The dawg bootleg shirts irks me so bad 😂
🤣 Just like when I was wearing an old school Amorphis shirt and somebody was like "Hey, Animorphs! I used to watch that show!"
“Too many bands, not enough fans” this is a pretty good point Dawg
Lowkey glad you’re back to reading comments, they’re some of the most fun videos even if the comments piss you off we’re obviously still all here doing this back and fourth every morning because we like it and are fans lmao
@@PanasonicTooth yeah I definitely like some of the interviews but I don’t like half the bands & then when it’s just paidskis it’s questions from the same damn people, when it’s mixed in with comments I feel like the channel has better conversation. He just has to not worry about the trolling people only do it because he always pays attention to it and gives a reaction
Bro starts ripping on pantera, shilling for attic, begging for the GB and getting riled up from the comments all in the same video. 11/10 classic video from the owner of the *largest metal distributor in the world
MMMHMMM.
Roid-rage tetering on next evel 666!😂
Sounds like equivalent of Mickey Rooney....." I was the BIGGEST Metal Dick in the World!!!" 😆
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Yup. You're not wrong Hall.....and it's not often I say that either.
Panterrible featuring Slimebag Darell, Not Skinny Paul, Rex Clown, and Phil Ansmellmo with the hit albums Clownboys from Hell, Vulgar Display of Poser, Far Beyond Drivel, and The Great Southern Trendfollowers
8:43 SALES PITCHIN' SALES PITCHIN'!!!!
Lolol I was watching something very serious and it was at the most intense moment of the video…
And I get a notification about the Dawg crushing the quakers and Forrest gump’s and just started laughing
This video hits all the J Dawg tropes
Shitting on Pantera
Glen Benton
Attic praise
Justifying paid reviews
Shitting On KVLT Points
Fatball mention
Biggest distro of metal
Getting heated on hypotheticals
Your overview is pretty solid my friend👌🏻
Just missin the real shit good ol JB
@@joshrodriguez198 If the video was longer like they were in season 1 we would be treated to some metal that had some sack, represents toughness, fits the bill if you will.
This is a classic for sure
3:44 it is actually both of them, it's Seth Putnam layered with Phil's scream, it's both of them, he did the backing vocals on 3 songs on the trendkill album, but Phil even said it was the hardest song for him to sing (the title track on trendkill) so he did that scream, Seth Putnam just layered it and did those ''vomit vocals'', but that scream was still Phil.
Yeah. The most intense screams on Trendkill are still from Phil. Just check out the first Superjoint for some excellent screams from Phil.
@@harryquinn493 also NOLA from Down has some intense screams from Phil. ''Pillars of Eternity'' has one of the best, Lifer and Temptation Wings as well.
@@lopoliklove those two songs brah brah the guitar harmonies on pillars is unique af
Speaking of interviews would be super swell to see you interview Bobby Blitz and DD Verni from Overkill.
Indeed it would be \m/
I hope the Democrat party switch out Biden for the DAWG.
He'd get my vote! 🤘🤘
Damn, no turd scaroonies today?
@@SuicidalGrind Holding it in for a few days, hoping to unload a world record anaconda in the coming days. Aiming for a 6 footer minimum.
Horval / Harris 2024
Trump/Strickland 2024
Sharp as a Marble...
This feels like an AI generated J-Dawg video
Of course the AI DAWG is more entertaining than the real thing.
New Dawglish word: Submitations
New dialect "Dawglish"
Man the Dawg hates the technical stuff so much, if he actually listened to prog his sand between his ears would just explode.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 hahaha
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Imagine the Dawg listening to ''Tales from Topographic Oceans'' or ''Relayer'' from Yes. I would seriously love to hear his reaction, that would be some rant.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Shhheeeeeitt that ain't nothing bruh, why once Dawg transcribed the score of the Rite of Spring in under a half an hour, while sitting on the shitter. I have a feeling the _Fiberlyze_ was more at play in the equation then we'll ever know.
@@megatedassaultituary6783 Mercyful Fate is not prog, man when will you realise that no one takes you seriously when you're calling non-prog bands prog and the actual prog bands you dismiss. lol
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 I've heard fluoride lowers the IQ in kids, now if Dawg wanted to really dumb down Dumbolyze he would add fluoride to the formula, for the dumbest Dumbolyze ever.
Destruction copied my buddies band in 82 where whenever the singer stomped his foot a ham and egger would hit the gas on the weed whacker
Dawg went back to his bloody roots on this one
Nah, he was more chill in his older videos 😅
7:47 When Gaahl goes in dry
😂😂😂
Oh damn 😂
😭
😂😂😂😂
Just don’t do it 🤣🤣🤣
Human Remains is FUCKING BRUTAL!!! Flowery riffs? What the fuck are you talking about J Dawg? Yes, they were really technical, but also super fast and next level abrasive. It wasn't any wimp scene when I saw them live and was fucking shit up for them, if you were there you might have caught a fist or two and walked away with bruises.
Yeah man I dig em.. I remember in hs first hearing about them probably 2000 I'd say when I was checking all the relapse stuff. They were one of those bands that crossed a couple of different genres. Unique and kinda weird for lack of better word. And old burnt by the sun especially the EP and first album was great too with Dave Whittes drumming. Another band that crossed some genres
Human Remains rules. Yeah Dawg should give them another listen if he is remembering flowery riffs lol
Ripping Corpse and Dim Mak RULE!
I’m not a fan of each. But I don’t dislike them. They just don’t make it in my rotation often
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal how dare you have your own opinion!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
as a quaker metalist, I am extremely offended
Me too and I'm not a canoe
Quakers???
What do you have against toasted oats?!?
How do you hate the Hellwitch riffs but then think 7 Churches is the best death metal album of all time when it opens right up with those exact riffs on The Exorcist and love the high pitch Attic vocals
Hellwitch crew checking in!
Hellwitch band members perhaps don't look rough and tough enough so they don't pass J-Dawg's vibe check
@@TimmyTurner421 again TLDR...🙄🙄
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481LIES
18:35 many metal musicians who heavily tour say they don't listen to metal in their free time. They either listen to different genres or rather soft metal releases
Truth. For me at least just traditional metal stuff or punk even.
TLDR
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481LIES
💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Deicide - Legion (1992) Vs. Cannibal Corpse - Tomb of the Mutilated (1992)
Honestly, I can’t pick. Just because these depend on my mood.
Deicide
Probably Legion for me. But pretty damn close.
Tomb
2:10 The Dawg didn't lie when he said Dismember - Skinfather is a banger!
Took me back to Community College commute in '93....great fucking part...kudos to the Dawg for dropping that nugget("Dis.....WHOOOO?!?!?" LOL...the world needs more Dismember...surely he's gonna spew on the new Deceased? Stoked to hear that new one!
TLDR
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 LIES
What's heavier than POONtera????????
MikeViolet getting a gawkgawk3000 from DistributorOvKvntPoints
J dawg I heard you were working out to smalltown boy by bronski beat with oily muscle men at the gym
THE RELEASING OF ANGER CAN BETTER ANY MEDICINE UNDER THE SUN!!!!
Lol at the pantera walk impersonation
Are you talking to me?
J Dawg ranting about daily demo submissions and rattles off an Israeli band playing blackened death about mu$lim slaughter had me laughing so hard. The fact that’s what he pulls out of nowhere is classic J Dawg
I caught that too lol
What’s heavier than Smashing Pumpkins?
the world is a vampire brah brah
I’m just a raaaaaat in a caaaaage
Dawg owns it of course goddamn it.
Kiki Wong
Pavement
Lol on the title..jdawg right on everything.. metal is the way to repeat on life.. jammed to the tunes as my ears bleeds..
Jdawg hates meth because all the steroids in the world is still gonna leave you as an underdog in any fight with a tweaker on some good shit
💊🧪🧊⚡🔥🥚🦖
It's ironic. Glen Benton is afraid of the devils. Facts!
😂🤘🏽
Great Pantera rant
Oh, lort...it's the "Jew-Dawg"!!!😂
Me and the Dawg have actually spoke through email several times, only he doesn't know lol.
He doesn't know and doesn't care
@@TimmyTurner421 I know he doesn't know, that's what I said in my post. You're not too bright lil Timmy.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481I live rent free inside your head 😄
@@TimmyTurner421 Sure yah do Timmy...whatever you say...
RobertG alt account confirmed.
If you don't like HellWitch and Ripping Corpse, you're probably the one getting the sex change.
@@sothis1448 I didn't know Blasphemy, GoatPenis, Iron Casket, Minenwerfer, Witches Hammer and Destruktor were Deathcore, but you learn something new every day \m/
This video hurt my feelings lol
@@sothis1448bait used to be believable…
@@sothis1448nice bait, dumbdumb
J Dawg is the Pantera of metal youtube channels.
What's Heavier?
Pretty good then
@@richevans609 ain't nothing heavier than DA TISH ☝️🤨
🤣👉🏻I just witnessed my 1 year old male dog _EAT_ the 20-inch turd I dropped behind my garage.....and I thought dogs only ate cat turds?!🤷🏻♂
The content I wanna see is that goddamn top 20 demos video you have been talking about for Mooonths
That'll be $10 brah brah.
@@Poser_Metal_Records50 dollars for a shitty review mhhhmmm yep yep
Distributor working in his cubicle sporting suspenders, a pocket protector, and birth control glasses. 🤓
LOL! Like damn bruh, _Madame_ _Ruby_ offers more accurate "trve-to-fact" mystic readings than you.
The only detail you forgot to mention is that my "cubicle" is located in the _BASEMENT_ _OF_ _THE_ _ALAMO!_ 🤣🤣👌🏻
I've seldom been confused for someone as class as the Distributor, thank you, Voorhees
@@FaerieGoatmother 😁👌🏻 Now go jam DEVILPRIEST "In Repugnant Adoration" you'll thank me later bruh.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 What you don't realize is that I work at the same company as you brah brah.
@@Poser_Metal_Records Unlikely.
Here's a 4th item: Trve, I used to be a big fatball fan, but ever since Andrew Luck's premature retirement and that the NFL has become infused with social justice rubbish, mostly due to the fact that the commissioner (Roger Goodell) is a woke liberal POS. I have no interest in watching anymore. So "disillusioned former fatball fan" would be more accurate.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 _Did*_ 👈🏻👀
Yaaawn
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Your logic is flawed Hallsy, but you still have more of a head on your shoulders than SolarEmpress.
Of course that's not saying much.
😂 like and share the video Devils
What's heavier than CROWBAR and grilling hotdogs before Monday Night FATBALL 🏈
The resulting DUMP the following morning bruh. That was an easy one.
Rob Vam Dam walking out to "Walk" represents trve roughness and toughness!
Wasn't it a cover of Walk? I don't believe it was Pantera playing the song RVD walked out to
It was the original. They had to put the cover version on their cd. He uses the original in Aew, too.
I love it. 🤣
RVD 🤘🏻🤘🏻
And Second Gear Crew .aswell
Would you rather never have to pee or never have to poop????
Never to poop💩
HAIL DA DISTRIBUTOR \ m /
Make him the mod of your comment section bro town
He is an unpaid intern for HHR, much like how JD got started on the Stern show
@@AMPHETASAUR Wrong again lol
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 ok, we can lie and pretend like you are on the HHR payroll, when in actuality you are donating all your efforts and resources pro-bono to the Horval Dynasty
Slave to the ❌ Dawg.
(Deicide - Slave to the Cross)
Slave to the dawg.
Slave
To
The
Dawg
Slave to the Dawg.
@@AMPHETASAUR No better, more Metal a dynasty to donate to bruh bruh \m/
@@AMPHETASAUR Remember Eric's legal woes? They can afford a real lawyer, they don't need my legal services.
Besides I got my law degree out of a cracker-jack box (and said cracker jack was quite stale).
Defend Hellwitch! To each their own lol
Most cogent observation SpongeDawg has yet made:
You can't win with us.
4:30 Dawg firing against everyone. Who and what does he actually like except Glen Benton, Decide, Mortician, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth and some obscure demos nobody ever heard about?
And stuff put out by Hells Headbangers. I don’t come to the Dawg for recommendations, I either already know or have zero interests in the bands he mentions. He has very narrow tastes in metal, never mind music generally.
I just come here for laughs as he is very funny, and his interviews are decent.
Don't ever talk smack about the ALMIGHTY Distributor! He's forgotten more Death Metal Dave quotes than you know!
😄
Dave rocks, such a genuine Metal dude, Dawg should interview him.
I don't see the problem either, he has been around forever, never pulled a "I'm back!" tons of comments and it's all super solid and insightful
I call him Kvlty. He makes me laugh. He also has opened my ears to some great bands
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal His vocabulary is something to marvel at, as well.
The crocodile pit rulez \m/
🐊🐊🐊💀🤘
Honored to have sparked this rant, brotown. They say the village troll can't survive without being fed
List of Canoe interviews: Fluids, Lady Beast, Kurnugia, Lurking Corpses (these dweebs are the worst brah brah), Garza, Hatriot, Bowel Erosion, Deteriorot, Vincent Crowley, Molder (that's right, I said it), Headsplit Records
Honorable mentions: Don of the dead, Paul "Jizzeater" Ledney
What about King Fartley?
LOL You and me both bruh, but I think I got bigger/better roasting though.🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Distrubutor is the king of roasting, see his raosting of the solar empress. ☠
Hey you two, which one is the Quaker and which one is F.Gump? 😂
@@lopolik Yeah, that was quite a fun time writing that one up. The "Unholy Trinity" diatribe....
Pantera is wayyyyyyy better than any Metallica sell out album
oooh j dawg used the english cig slang small bundle of sticks word
Justin- the Cradle Of Filth fan, says that Hellwitch & Human Remains are "flowery".
Instead of dawg, how bout a cross between Razor Ramon meets Nate Diaz with an I.Q. of a grape?
And what does he play?
A double neck tennis racket.
Seriously, I wonder what the dad was like
Evidently I'm popular in the comments this morning, don't know why just yet.
Got up late this morning and i just got done dropping a 20-inch shit behind my garage - without a bucket.💩👍🏻
You got a 20-incher dumped on ye head I bet lmao do your thing brah brah
@@TimmyTurner421 Your wits bigger than both of us Timmy! 🥇
this was a good one 😂
4:33 "THAT'S RIGHT DAWG SAID IT! MMMMMHMMMMMMMM!"
🎥 FILM BATTLE: Halloween (1978) Vs. The Thing (1982)
Halloween
Halloween
The Thing (Halloween is by far the most over-rated and REDUNDANT horror franchise of all time).
The Thing is a way better movie overall. Debatably the greatest horror movie of all time.
The thing is my favorite movie. Animatronic monsters are the best
Justin- The Hearwork & Swansong fan, says that Ripping Corpse has weak vocals.
Tren talking 😂
Holy fuck, people getting all pissed off like you have a gun to their head trying to rob their 50$. 😂 i guess they are too stupid to realize they are not obligated to send money.
The Dawg is reaching into their wallets. 🫲
HAILS! \m/
Not sure how someone has the time to bich about DA DAWG making $50 measley stinken bucks when there are trillions made elsewhere 😂
I'm always bitching about the Dawg. He practically lives rent-free in my head.
Nothing wrong with the Dawg getting paid for providing a service.
100% confirmed it’s Seth Putnam on GSTK
Hey guys wasn't sure where the hell else to ask this and get a proper response, but i was curious where the HELL the band Sepsism got the original photos for their casette release of the 'Severe Carnal Butchery' demo. Absolutely disgusting and brutal shit. If anyone has an educated asnwer plss respond thanks
2 minutes into the video and I can’t possibly fathom how a human soul can say ripping corpse’s debut sucks and the ruff n tuff criminally underrated human remains has wanky sex change riffs
Gotta love the dawg 😂🤘
CROCODILE PIT REQUIRED OUTSIDE THE VENUE IF NOKTURNAL MORTUM EVER SHOWS UP TO THE STATES BRAH
Portrait is boring? They're one of the best modern bands out of Sweden.
7:47
Hey Distributor, it's your fault you don't work at hells so you'll be more burnt out on metal than the Dawg.😂😂😂😂
Maybe he husks corn all day
Maybe Kvlty works as a forklift operator. Just not a certified one
Pantera's 3 albums from '91 to '96 all send Metallica's Black Album HOME ON A STREEEEEETCHER BRAH BRAH!!! (yep said it and meant it gawddamnit)
And Sodom sends both to morgue
Chronologically speaking that's 90' to 96' (Reinventing the Steel from 2000 also does)
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I didn't dare to say it but yes it does! 👍😅
@@evilsil666 You be right 🤘🏻
Good stuff.. sure the fans are annoying but it was good for what they were doing and I always thought even as a kid the black album was just radio metal. Hell heard Enter Sandman on the radio all the time..never did hear Pantera on local buttrock stations
"People that sell seven churches"?! Whaddya Catholic Realtor or sumthin big DAWG?!
😆 🤣 😂 😹 poor distributor 😆 🤣 😂 😹 \m/
🤣You're late today Mike, but yeah that mean ole' Dawg is up to his mean ole' tricks again, hurtin' my lil' fee-fee's all-over again!😥
You going to rip on Distributor as well Mike?
@Voorhees_Metal_Productions nobody is off limits brah brah !!! 😆 🤣 ... \m/
Fleshcrawl or fleshgrind or deeds of flesh
The Crawl bruh bruh.
Fleshlight
Deeds of no Reply
For Robert G...
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CHAMA.🎉
You win haha! Good call my friend. I totally didn't expect Poatan to carry out such a one sided massacre. Thought it would be a close competitive fight. Glad I didn't bet money on that one lol
@@robertg305 Black Magic is real, the Brazilians have known about this for centuries. It was taught to them by the aliens when they landed in the Amazon years ago. obviously Alex Periera looks like a genetically modified human, so it's no surprise when that voodoo starts flowing, and he walks out to that Sepultura tribal track playing, he can't be beat. If he beats Ankleiev, Tom Aspinal and Gay Jones are next.
🇧🇷Black Magic beats Samurai Autism🥷🏼
EVERYTIME.
CHAMA MOTHER FUCKERS!
BRING ON GAY JONES SINCE HE IS DUCKING ASPINAL LIKE GLEN DUCKING JUSTIN 🎉
Mother fucker had me laughing most of the video. Just like the good old days. I don’t really miss the reviews at all. I did find a couple of those bands to be pretty good. But it seemed like a lot of people just sent him stuff that they knew he wouldn’t like.
Comments questions definitely generate better reactions.
It certainly was one of his most entertaining videos in awhile.
I agree with both of you kind gentleman, now where did I leave off on this fuckin essay
Don't tell 12 400 people to do same thing and expecten to not fuck it up.
The paidskis dried up because you went a week without answering any. Continuity is KING. Next fest season, spread the interviews out and mix in question videos and you might not have this problem.
True, when he put out a week of interviews I kind of tuned out. They got to be mixed in with normal question videos.
@@alexspreservationsocietythose interviews with nobodies is a waste of time & energy for the dawg. I’ve seen many vids like this one that got more views than interviews.
Are you trying to say the DAWG lacks the ability to plan ahead?
@@BabyfaceThompson I'm saying hell's head bangers needs an intern to manage the RUclips page properly just to keep things flowing business as usual
@@AMPHETASAURI don’t think he really cares enough about the RUclips page to hire someone for that
J brah. What’s your opinion on the “hawk tuah” chick?
Those guys in Blackbraid will not be pleased with this meme, brotown! Canceled like a stick/tub of butter!!
@@HamaChanCutter Blackbraid who?
@@MaxGasm666 Was Blackbraid inspired by Pantera or Glamtera bruh bruh?
At least 2 - 3 demo submitations
If you don’t like the content don’t watch it. Probs a canoe anyways
Panterrible !!
Taaaape on that mouth shut if you think the tish is harder than blasphemy brotown
What kind of tape brah brah?
@@Poser_Metal_Records duck tape the black variant of course
4:32 confederate what now dawg???
Couldn't go this entire month without saying it.. 😅
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Just in case you Jo Jo’s didn’t know
The fluff is the lower pitch strings on an electric guitar, you should just listen to drum and bass.
Id rather talk Ripping Coprse than Fitness. I go to Justin channel for metal talk, not how to get six pack abs, for that we can ask the female aerobics introductors at the local gym, if thats too scary for some of you guys, send Justin a paidski so he can call you a 19 year old virgin.
same here dude metal only fuck that fitness shit go to a gym talk to a trainer for fuck sakes
Ion think it's that deep bro jus ranting off the top of the head with no script
A anti Muslim band from Isreal. I wanna hear em ... \m/
F Israel.
They keep sending Ala Akbar people to America and Europe, but Western people still support them and think they're an ally. Very sick and disturbing. With friends like 1 .s. .r. a. el who needs enemies?
Would you consider dismember first generation? I appreciate them but the guitar tone sounds blown on skin father
Doesn't like The Wiggles confirmed
Too many non musicians with opinions about musicians. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those are my favorites. I love when some non guitar playing mother fucker says I suck. I ask them to play me something cool. But they can barely play the stereo
Metallica tucks their junk back when writing riffs.
They actually had their junk removed in 86
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal '84 with the release of Ride the Lightning, but you young bucks weren't around back then.
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal even justice was wrote dickless?
@@Poser_Metal_Records I started as a hang around in 85. My cousin made me listen to Slayer-Hell Awaits. I loved the hell out of that album. Thanks to Crypts of Eternity. I knew I would need more metal. To say I was a real metalhead at age 9 would be an inaccuracy. Since I still gave more of a damn about G.I. Joe and Transformers
Sad to say most people considered "metal" in my area do listen to Chelsea Grin and Kilswitch Engage. Nobody likes real metal.
BLACK ALBUM BETTER THAN PANTERA?😂😂😂😂The worst Pantera album kills anything Metallica has done since 88.😂😂😂
Power Metal murders every Metallica album since 84
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal damn, you're harsher than me.🤣🤣🤣
@@dinkins335 I’m just being an internet tough guy
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal is working. 💪 🤣
J-Dawg humiliating distributor again.
🤣🤣
Yep, so much so that the Distributor's laughing and congratulating the Dawg.
Logical thought is a real struggle for you, what a dim-witted devil.
I thought it was fuckin hilarious. I don’t know what Kvlty does for a living. For all I know, the dude could be in commercial agriculture
@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Missing the point brah brah. Dawg says you're talking out of your ass then him and I are in agreement. That's all that matters. 🤣
@@solarempiresuomi8815 😴😴😴
1:45 I used to be all over tech death like Archspire and Rings of Saturn as a teen but the doodle doodle flowery riff salat wankery doesn't do it for me nowadays. Only good tech death band is Cytotoxin.
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Spawn of Possession is good.
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