Nerd³ Plays... MTB Downhill Simulator - On Yer Bike
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- The Simulator Gods frown upon us today.
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Did Nerd3 just expose the developers for making alternate accounts to give themselves positive reviews?
No that would be too much work for them.
They just ask people to do it for money.
NerdCubed: Steam Detective.
Yup
+sakul You must think that was the funniest joke of 2016
Here's a hint:
You arent funny
Nerdcube is god of finding bullshit. :) hehe!
Sometimes I wonder if people just make these games to get on this channel...
lmfao thanks for the idea..
Yes, yes they do. That's the entire purpose of pewdiebait games.
Yeah, it's like those people who make youtube channels and youtube videos that are weird and have something to do with LeafyIsHere so that they can get a ton of views from leafy making a video on them.
make more vids
This game was actually alot better. Wait. That was MTB Mountain bike simulator. He should play that. It's far better. This is just a straight rip-off
"Prensa ENTER". That's press, not as the verb, but as the noun.
No feik :v
They probably took that from google translate.
It's wrong thought. It should say "Presiona ENTER"
+Drunken Hobo Not that press, press as in a machine that applies pressure.
+marcianito 100% real ayy You're both right, kids.
About the end of the video, Dan should be a detective!
Yes, I can see it before my eyes... *Detective Dan...*
Exposing crappy simulators since 1648.
pretty sure he gave up on his detective days
no im referring to his alpha detective series :p
Maybe even an Alpha Detective
Cue the laugh track
The sassiest detective out there
He didn't even try to pronounce Polish.
Good for him
Kurwa
Pronounce* :) (For future reference)
Fuckin polandball
Stelum 1000
Thanks :v
mati200299 Np
tu no latvijas?
Guess this game went...
Downhill
Badum tisss
You sir. You sir deserve ALL the awards.
*clap clap clap*
YEAAHHHHHHH
Pretty sure this game started at the bottom of the hill... and having watched the video, it might have a hard time getting to the top. (Unless it stoppies its way up)
I'm german and it's fucking hilarious how you read it :'D
I've heard worse german pronounciation XD
+Kaeltis one of the boys in my class pronounces it so wrong I have to restrain myself from correcting him.
I love German
not more hilarious then germans trying to speak english (or any foreign language)....what are you zinking about...
Correcting people's German, taking the term Grammar Nazi to a whole new level XD
+SirMan McDude wow......
nerdcubed playing simulators? what is this.. 2014?
and in german? this is just perfect
he should do reassembly next its a good game
German simulators=best simulator
+owen brady agree (i like this game)
The UK is still in the EU now.
Clicked on this video excitedly because the thumbnail made me think it was another VR video. Much disappointment was had.
I did too...
Same lol
clicked on it because its not a VR video. thats getting boring.
Likewise.
Same here
I liked that the fact that there were two suns made him more mad than the shit gameplay.
2 miles per hour into a cushioned barricade = horrible crash
50 miles per hour into a tree = perfectly fine
The absolute ending tho xD (after the credits roll)
I think that's embarrassing for the developer to review all of their own games :'D That's just sad.
As an indie dev, when I make an embarrasment I leave it open for the public to see, that way I can point to it and be like "I wasn't this good in the beginning"
+TheShadowblast123 as a youtuber, I deleted all of my videos I made 5 years ago. There is only one video now.
What a nice ending. Those positive reviews totally weren't forced.
I might get wheelie, wheelie TIREd making these puns.
I feel like this is geared more towards a different audience.
#RIPlurkingharris
Lmao, your username makes this that much better.
WEST VIRGINIA!
You should stoppie with the shit puns
You get a like just for the investigative work at the end. Those cheeky little shits.
They sell their games here in Poland, when I was walking by and noticed " War Truck Simulator" for like 4-5 Euro as ETS2 fan I quickly checked it and looked at the back. I laughed and quit.
16:43 scarred the living fuck outta me.
Your icon suggests you listen to stuff that sounds like that all the time. ;3
And he put an unnecessary period.
I had a cup of coffee in my hands. Now I have a cup of coffee in my lap.
How is a simulator this awful not in German by default?
Even the german grammar is wrong...
+UzumakiNarutoX3 As someone who knows little to no German, I could tell the grammar was shit.
Im German and using Mitwirckende as Credits is correct buuut noone would use it in a game
stolen
Credits say that the authors are polish
Videos of Dan playing shitty simulators are the BEST videos.
HighlightsCubed - Nerd³ Highlights and your remix is hilarious
This reminds me of that old Desura game called MTB Freeride; it looks like the developers took the code from that game then fucked it intentionally.
Apparently MTB FreeRide is still in development.
Oh good! I thought this was that game and they fucked it massively somehow... Thank fuck for that. Yeah MTB Freeride is a lot better imo.
Oh my god, I knew it looked familiar. I had the same thought, "Wasn't this called MTB FreeRide?? and wasn't shit?"
took me back to Codemaster's No Fear Downhill on the PS in 1999 :)
Figured I've seen something similar before, admittedly less shit.
"That is a Unity level select screen if I've ever seen one!"
And it's also stock music
As a German, Dan trying to figure out wtf is going on amuses me greatly :D
A shitty simulator and it's not even Christmas, what a time to be alive...
Dan, PLEASE, PLEASE PLAY 'Downhill Domination' for the PS2.
You can throw water bottles at the other players and beat them with sticks. Best game ever
Dev Foreplay? Sounds like a porn-game developer.
Is that not what this was?
+JCfailgamer With godrays like that, clearly.
+Lynchology101 "That was the most shit date ever and I'm really ashamed of myself for how it turned out. But in this one we'll skydive, and there'll be a meteor shower overhead!"
foreplay= other word for cosplay.... thats not porn you dirty minded kid
+Can Gerek No, but foreplay is getting ready for the climax. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dan went full TotalBiscuit with that post-outro bonus
The sad thing is that the German translation isn't even slightly correct xD
because it's made by Poles.
and that's a shame
Atleast the Witcher 3 Devs are great. This is just a shameful display.
Neither is the Spanish, not even near, hahahaha
was laberst du
This game looks wheely bad. Despite, I'm pumped for the next episode.
You Punny guy (#MostUsedPunIKnow) XP
Think you should take a "brake" from puns, just forget I "spoke"
NOONE SHALL REPLACE LURKING HARRIS D:
"Must be the molester dimension"
or just C-137.
I still miss being a procrastinator
You and me both.
my alarm clock screems '' HELLO PROCRASTINATORS'' so im ok.
+Slurs Mann Wait. That's your alarm clock? AWESOME!
Slurs Mann Link pls
just get one of those recording alarm clocks on amazon or download some app on your phone, im sure they have that app.
I would watch a series where Dan literally spends the whole video browsing steam games, trailers and reviews while doing his thing and making jokes.
there is something like this on desura 100 times better than this
also it's free
Called MTB Freeride.
yep.
yeah someone should tell him
Yes, God been a while since I played that. From the title I thought they'd made a full version, sadly not.
Hasn't he played that before? I could've sworn he did, but I may be confusing him with someone else
I just checked the game's page again, and it appears that the developer is STILL making more new profiles to review these "games"
Why would someone bike on a planet with 3 suns?
They don't. It's got 4 suns, one for each side of the skybox. (Or maybe a 5th, if there's one directly above.)
Wow, at most a Quinary Star system. A crazy world for a simple bike ride.
Haitch Cue Zed Must be that they put all their money into making the lore for the game, instead of actually making the game.
Goku and his team must of gotten board on planet Namek.
There was 4 suns on each side XD
MTB stands for Mountain Bike, you're welcome lol.
D: I NEVER KNEW
common sense figured that one out for me, but thanks anyway
Dirt Rally and Trials Fusion have some serious competition.
i so glad there are people like Dan who not only wont put up with the bull people put on steam, but also will gloriously call them out on it
every time he reads the German i crack up 😂😂😂😂
I love how the devs/steam reviewers could have solved the funky shadow just by enabling the head to raycasts but not the camera, which are DEFAULT LAYER OPTIONS. So much effort!
What in god's name have they done to this game? It came out on Desura over a year ago now with nowhere near as many levels, and no bike parts, and absolutely no lag or glitches. In fact, even a couple of months ago the version on Desura was still playable. Did they honestly ruin it just to put it on Steam? Those 4 games in the space of a month on Steam were probably all terrible versions of previously good Desura games...
It's a clone, the good one is MTB Freeride.
Oh never mind, this is just stolen code from MTB FreeRide, the Desura game I was on about that is good. I thought that they were the same game for a minute. I guess those 4 games are all stolen from other devs and ruined, hence the single week of work that went into each one. I'd recommend that you play the original MTB FreeRide, because this has royally dishonoured it.
Yeah, I played it for a bit, that Mega-Ramp map was pretty good.
I'd just like to take a minute and thank Dan. I don't have as much time to watch videos as I used to but this video is hilarious and just made me roll around laughing on my bed after a pretty crappy day. Dan, what you do is wonderful and I'd very much like to say, from the bottom of my heart, thank you
Нажмите = Najmitye with the 'j' pronounced like it is in French.
Not that anyone cares.
I care. Now in exchange you have to care that they fucked up the Spanish one.
Prensa enter? It's "Presiona enter"!
Iosif I Apparently all the German stuff has awful grammar as well xD
This game is an advert for Google Translate.
Он всегда по поводу русского языка отшучивается))) Когда-то включил его в какой-то игре и такой"О,японский язык")
Glad to see other Russian people watching Dan. Russians that know English always seem smarter than others.
Niker107 I myself am just an English person who knows the Cyrillic alphabet
Playing the game in German is probably the definitive experience in all fairness
well, polish game . we are sorry for this
sprzedają to w Biedronce " PO OKAZYJNYCH CENACH!" aka drożej niż na steamie
fast translation for everyone its sold in standard shops for few € , usually in bins with cheap games
i guess they are from cheap game bin in germany too
its okay, you gave us the witcher.
+J. Ritter And we're proud of it!
Love those little ''post credits scenes'' especially this one
I'd love it if Dan showed up to the next GDQ with this game
Ah, 21 minutes of biking that is more entertaining than Tour dè France.
This is a pretty cool idea though it's a shame that it's executed really poorly
Check out MTB Freeride, it used to be really good, I'm not sure what it's like now though.
21:22 just want to point out that review there
"I like games where you can start to play from the beginning of the game" That's about 100% of games right there unless they made a movie tie in to memento without my knowledge
14:38 those trees tho
Play MTBFreeride.. it's what the people that made this ripped off. I used to play it, tons of fun, looks amazing and genuinely gives you an adrenaline rush, especially when you hit a sick turn or your just SPEEDING through treelines. sick
Or you load up the mega-ramp map and fail doing a 900-backflip and ping into space, that was fun.
+WizardOf Hahah, it was honestly a great game though. Especially when you learn how to properly ride the bike
Mxhmet
Ehhhhh, it's fun before that point too.
+WizardOf Yeah, it's just a fun game in general.
If someone actually made a good downhill mountain biking game that would be awesome.
Supporting VR of course... And with the two controller-thingy-magicks from the HTC Vive as handles xD
Agreed
Check out "MTB Freeride, it's downloadable on Desura at this moment I think, it is not yet finished, but a LOT more polished than this shit. Pretty sure it also supports vr :)
Freeride is amazing.
The developers of Steep should make one.
I knew there was something weird when i suddenly felt strongly compelled to give those four games i've never heard of a positive review!
Looks like we have a case of a developer that doesn't work very long on their games before squirting them out onto the storefront.
They probably spent a lot more than they made, fortunately.
It's called EA Syndrome.
Interesting that those "reviews" use such similar language:
"very dynamic game, you won't be bored"/"game is dynamic so you will not be bored playing this."/" dynamic gameplay"
"Good graphic, good physics"/"nice graphics, quite good physics"/"-Beautiful graphics... -Good physics"/"Pro: -Great Graphics... - Physics"
I was thinking of mtb freeride
ye same
it is the same game
I listen to you all day at work and you have me laughing so hard that I have fight to hold it in. Hilarious. "This game needs some holy water" Hilarious!
mtb freeride is so much better
"I guess they chopped my head off so I could see out of the player's eyes."
Do... Do developers not know that you can just make the head invisible but keep letting it cast shadow?
I recommend this on HTC Vive
I'm sick of VR on this channel
Mr troller It was a joke because of the motion sickness...
+Sean O' Donoghue oh sorry, my bad
Awesome detective work there, Dan. I would love a series were Dan just exposes developers scuzzy tactics.
Another 20 minutes of..... wait...
Shit, wrong video.
But Pyro isn't here :O
Gotta love sassy Dan at the end
Guys if you click on the games link in the description , on the steam page there is a report button just left...reportit...
sorry for my english. feel free to correct me. :)
OH SHIT, SOMEONE'S LETTING ME GRAMMAR NAZI? BETTER GET ON THIS!
"guys* if you click on the games link in the description **, on the steam page ther*** is a report button just left...****report****it..."
*That should be capitalized
**no space needed there
***misspelled, should be "there"
****spaces need here
Yes, I am a massive twat. No, I do not have a life.
Triggered.
thx! I have corrected it.
GAMESHADOW007
yay! glad to be of help :D
Such a game would actually be pretty fun to play if done right, like mountain bike.... simulat- something. You can view GoPro mountain biking and it looks like it would be pretty fun.
Dan should play Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2!!! It's the best skating game!!!
*Skate 3 :)
yeah, that too, i just grew up playing pro skater 2 and I want to see Dan play :D
lol I grew up on skate 1,2 and 3
I've always played PC and n64 and got an xbox like last year and only sometimes play Red Dead Redemtion on it so i didnt really play those games
Wtf man he played all the tony hawks games, he just didnt make vids for all of them
stay after the outro. there's a little treat for everyone. you're welcome.
Wait a year and the developers will be trying to sue him for that post outro commentary.
+Masterwolfman001 I'd be surprised if they didnt
Dan, you could've gone and play gta v but only with cycles and had a better experience.
7:20 sounds like Dan's shopping list
This is a cheap rip off of a game on Desura called MTB Freeride. What's funny about this cheap knockoff is that the original game is free
Hearing Dan try to speak German made my WHOLE day.
So i guess he is going to get sued again?
Those are polish developers and knowing our reality here in Poland it is possible. Furthermore they could win the case
+mathiasrryba how?
+mathiasrryba We're not a 3rd world country, and don't make us look like that.
He worded it so that they can't do anything about it "thats just a coincidence" Granted we know he was being sarcastic but that can't be proven.
Its the same as how you can't be sued for saying someone is "allegedly" a pedophile, a rapist, etc etc
This polish guy has no idea what he's talking about. Even if they were stupid enough to try and sue him they wouldn't make it far because of that, nevermind even stand a remote chance of winning the lawsuit
Keep in mind they won't actually do anything though.
Morrov PL
Brandon Murphy
Well. There are many laughable situations in polish courts
You know what's the funniest thing about this game? Freaking tape kills you if you touch it at high speed, BUT when you crash at freaking 9000 mph in a tree you're just fine!
was ein schlechtes Spiel!!!
Wow, this developer has a very dedicated fanbase that love their 4 games and nothing else.
Nerdcube talking german is the best thing I've ever heard ever
Anyone else think of the song "Queen - bicycle race" while watching this? what a bad trip simulator games take me on, and I love it.
ROBOT WARS IS COMING BACK!! WOOO HOOO! HYPE!
They should add VR support to this game! I mean, can you imagine experiencing that glorious pop-in in person, with text-boxes popping up in front of your eyes?
The extra bit at the end is cool. Do more of them plz
Nerd, you forgot about planetary annihilation
I know someone like me doesnt matter in this case but I just wanted to say thanks for donating to SGDQ! It was kinda awesome to be watching a sonic 06' run only to here your donation! (Keep up finding those Stoppy boosts :P)
i hear this is how Arron Gwin trains during the winter
Sierra_bravo super hard mode = no chain
The ending was more fun than the whole video
prensa means press(as in the press, you know, news paper stuff)...so great game already..the word was presiona XD
The highlights cubed for this video was fantastic
"English please. English please... English. (click, click) English? (click, click) Ah... (pause) German it is then!"
That's the point where I started giggling uncontrollably.
That ending was so 'Last week tonight' i fucking love it
Mountainbiker here, just wanted to let all of you know, that this is a very accurate depiction the sport.
11/10 (IGN)
I would recommend watching till the end. The amazing coincidence.
I was very happy when nerd was pronouncing the german words being german myself I found it enjoyable
NEIN!
+Alison robson ya
Thank you for finally making a simulator video again I love them and they are so hilarious
13:26 THAT IS CLEARLY JUST SOMEONE BLOWING INTO A MICROPHONE!!!
A very nice picture of Sam Pilgrim on the main menu. Doubt he knows he's there though XD
I'm honestly surprised you put up with this for as long as you did. Good effort!
MTBFreeride is like this, but actually good and fun.
You know a game is going to be good when the Portuguese version is actually in Italian.
Why do they call it an MTB Downhill Simulator, when that bike looks NOTHING like an MTB, and in fact you CAN'T sail an MTB downhill AT ALL???
I don't think that it was an accident that Dan got stuck in the German version of this SIMULATOR *Getting NerdCubed 2013/14 flashbacks*
I guess you could say when he started he game up it was all DOWNHILL from there. :D
The ending reminds me of the time when, I think square Enix employees, had positively reviewed a new guitar hero game on amazon.