Only character that pissed me off in John Wick 3 was The Adjudicator. She pissed me off so much that I wanted her dead. The character, not the actress, of course.
"This film expresses the erroneous worldview towards the meta-wrongness often attributed to disestablishmentarism as applied to figments of expressions of idealistic piques of rage contained in imperialist fobbings." -Movie Bob's Sweaty Crevice
So first movie that's good because of how much it leaves to your imagination, middling second, complete absurdity and contrivance in the third. Sounds like another series with Keanu in it lol
Hey Metal. I didn't even know that this video existed until you mentioned it during the John Wick 4 EFAP. I wasn't subscribed to you when it came out, and it's a real shame that it doesn't have more engagement. You put in a lot of work here, and I really like the result. I would be happy to watch another video like that, on probably any other topic you choose. Until then, I am going to go through your backlog of Forges (after watching all of everyone's RE4M streams). I remember watching you and Meme Repository talk about Superman vs. The Elite, which I had skipped until I watched that Forge. That was some good stuff.
My brothers and sisters in Morbius... I know it might be hard to get used to but once it's Morbing time, there's no going back. That's why it's prophesied that Dr. Michael Morbius will destroy the universe to rid the world of all impurities, all so he can create a new universe, a perfect one... a true Morbiverse, governed by the forces of Morb (male power and sanctity) and Bius (female power and sanctity) in harmony with the 69 avatars of Morbius appearing once every 420 years to liberate us of the Antimorb, a horrible creature sent to destroy Morbius by the fallen morb known as Milo. This is why Milo has attempted to alter the course of history in his favor. When he controlled the robot AI called the Morbinator, he took it back in time by piloting the MORBIS, so that it could kill everyone and undo the Iranian religious reformation by Zoroaster, who was one of the first Morbishops. Unfortunately, the Morbinator fell in water and laid dormant for years. Eventually, it was unearthed by Fionn MacMorb, which would lead to religous conflict which split Morbland into the Republic of Morb and Northern Bius. This conflict was eventually resolved when Jared Letto, the 34th avatar of Morbius, signed the Treaty of Versailles, which united the religions of Morbism and Biusism together again. However, despite the failure of the Morbinator, Milo has been working in the shadows to stop Morbius... He enlisted Maximilian Morbespierre to create a new religion, the Cult of the Supreme Morbster (Milo is a vampire too so the word "morb" can apply to him too btw). Unfortunately, Morbespierre was killed by the Holy Virgin Morb, mother of Morbus Christ, the 21st avatar of Morbius. Morbius is a virgin because he has no need for sex. Milo is the opposite, which is made sense by the Unholy Hymn of the Fallen Morb, which has a lyric that says, "HAVE SEX." This is how Morbus Christ predicted Judas' betrayal at the The Last Scran; and how we must check non-virgins to make sure they aren't the Antimorb in disguise... Best of luck to all of you, my fellow Morbians.
Your points are valid, especially when John falls over the roof. Even though it's an OTT action film, that still should've fucked him up at least. And the rules of the High Table are very inconsistent. But I don't mind. I watch John Wick for the action rather than the plot. And John Wick 2 & 3 deliver on the action so I'm happy. The first film is still definitely the best. Either way you still get a like and subscribe from me anyway.
The fights in the first movie are incredible, plain and simple. In the second one they verge on stupid sometimes (why would John Wick make his assassination job a 3-gun match? Also, suppressors do not silence guns, nor would anyone trained in the use of a firearm blind fire through a fountain, especially not with a crowd of people behind it) but they are still pretty good. The third movie just has such _Stupid_ fights! I could not take it seriously because of just how silly it all was. Sure, they are kind of cool but if I want silly fights I watch a Jackie Chan film (which are both really bloody cool _And_ quite silly), not John Wick. WHY DID THE TALL GUY NOT JUST SHOOT JOHN WICK IN THE LIBRARY!
40:35 That tip also goes in line with the apparent name of Butler Man. That being Charon, the riverman of the Styx. Known in Greek mythology as always taking bribes when offered. (Do not know where you learn that Butler Man's name is Charon but it is a neat fact if intended.)
Absolutely cracking job Mootal, you big flumbus! Really well put together, concise points and great consistency, especially for your first, but hopefully not last, video essay. Well done mah boi!
My fav thing when someone tells me season 2 of re zero has the best world building but it all takes place in a sealed town. A whole season lol the toxic fan boiis for that anime are insane. I love arguing with them for 2 weeks straight about how the show is bad.
"John Wick 3 is a movie."
-Barbie Oppenheimer
Indeed it is... I think.
Only character that pissed me off in John Wick 3 was The Adjudicator. She pissed me off so much that I wanted her dead. The character, not the actress, of course.
47m for a full review? Shortmambad!
"This film expresses the erroneous worldview towards the meta-wrongness often attributed to disestablishmentarism as applied to figments of expressions of idealistic piques of rage contained in imperialist fobbings."
-Movie Bob's Sweaty Crevice
So first movie that's good because of how much it leaves to your imagination, middling second, complete absurdity and contrivance in the third. Sounds like another series with Keanu in it lol
Hey Metal. I didn't even know that this video existed until you mentioned it during the John Wick 4 EFAP. I wasn't subscribed to you when it came out, and it's a real shame that it doesn't have more engagement. You put in a lot of work here, and I really like the result. I would be happy to watch another video like that, on probably any other topic you choose. Until then, I am going to go through your backlog of Forges (after watching all of everyone's RE4M streams). I remember watching you and Meme Repository talk about Superman vs. The Elite, which I had skipped until I watched that Forge. That was some good stuff.
My brothers and sisters in Morbius... I know it might be hard to get used to but once it's Morbing time, there's no going back. That's why it's prophesied that Dr. Michael Morbius will destroy the universe to rid the world of all impurities, all so he can create a new universe, a perfect one... a true Morbiverse, governed by the forces of Morb (male power and sanctity) and Bius (female power and sanctity) in harmony with the 69 avatars of Morbius appearing once every 420 years to liberate us of the Antimorb, a horrible creature sent to destroy Morbius by the fallen morb known as Milo. This is why Milo has attempted to alter the course of history in his favor. When he controlled the robot AI called the Morbinator, he took it back in time by piloting the MORBIS, so that it could kill everyone and undo the Iranian religious reformation by Zoroaster, who was one of the first Morbishops. Unfortunately, the Morbinator fell in water and laid dormant for years. Eventually, it was unearthed by Fionn MacMorb, which would lead to religous conflict which split Morbland into the Republic of Morb and Northern Bius. This conflict was eventually resolved when Jared Letto, the 34th avatar of Morbius, signed the Treaty of Versailles, which united the religions of Morbism and Biusism together again. However, despite the failure of the Morbinator, Milo has been working in the shadows to stop Morbius... He enlisted Maximilian Morbespierre to create a new religion, the Cult of the Supreme Morbster (Milo is a vampire too so the word "morb" can apply to him too btw). Unfortunately, Morbespierre was killed by the Holy Virgin Morb, mother of Morbus Christ, the 21st avatar of Morbius. Morbius is a virgin because he has no need for sex. Milo is the opposite, which is made sense by the Unholy Hymn of the Fallen Morb, which has a lyric that says, "HAVE SEX." This is how Morbus Christ predicted Judas' betrayal at the The Last Scran; and how we must check non-virgins to make sure they aren't the Antimorb in disguise... Best of luck to all of you, my fellow Morbians.
Always willing to see how bad this movie is. Good times.
>John Wick 3
>Bad
Pick one
@@harrydubois6619 why not both?
Your points are valid, especially when John falls over the roof. Even though it's an OTT action film, that still should've fucked him up at least. And the rules of the High Table are very inconsistent.
But I don't mind. I watch John Wick for the action rather than the plot. And John Wick 2 & 3 deliver on the action so I'm happy. The first film is still definitely the best. Either way you still get a like and subscribe from me anyway.
I just wanted to say that you're my favourite German person... I love you.
Familiar situation. Hopefully it stays up this time. I said it before but great work.
The fights in the first movie are incredible, plain and simple. In the second one they verge on stupid sometimes (why would John Wick make his assassination job a 3-gun match? Also, suppressors do not silence guns, nor would anyone trained in the use of a firearm blind fire through a fountain, especially not with a crowd of people behind it) but they are still pretty good. The third movie just has such _Stupid_ fights! I could not take it seriously because of just how silly it all was. Sure, they are kind of cool but if I want silly fights I watch a Jackie Chan film (which are both really bloody cool _And_ quite silly), not John Wick. WHY DID THE TALL GUY NOT JUST SHOOT JOHN WICK IN THE LIBRARY!
40:35
That tip also goes in line with the apparent name of Butler Man. That being Charon, the riverman of the Styx. Known in Greek mythology as always taking bribes when offered.
(Do not know where you learn that Butler Man's name is Charon but it is a neat fact if intended.)
Y'all got a towel or anything?
The legendary mootal JW3 review has returned 🙌
Good job my friend.
I've been waiting for this! Great to see it back up, hopefully it stays up this time!
Very good video. Thank you.
Comment for the algorithm
Good start, Metal, i hope your vids go up and beyond!
45:50
Another Keanu Reeves project in which the first film was incredibly well written and should never have had sequels.
Great video. I hope you make more.
Absolutely cracking job Mootal, you big flumbus! Really well put together, concise points and great consistency, especially for your first, but hopefully not last, video essay.
Well done mah boi!
Jack Wack > John Weak
38:05
John Wick; decreasing birth rates since 2019.
That was quite good, hoping to see more
Great one Metal, can't believe where 2 and 3 good, down the drain.
[imagine me nice comment here again]
Watching it again. I hope it stays up this time
Good video. I’d like to see you do JW 2.
hi mootal
isn't the elder a reference to the hassan-i sabbah?
My fav thing when someone tells me season 2 of re zero has the best world building but it all takes place in a sealed town. A whole season lol the toxic fan boiis for that anime are insane. I love arguing with them for 2 weeks straight about how the show is bad.
Now a stupid ghorm goorman guy has to defeat JW2
Here it comes!!!! Mi Boy
Still a great review, hope the wankers will avoid this one.
You can go straight for "One bad one good" and do Spaceballs next
And then we show it to Jay as we kick him :D
Great Video! Now I can use this to ruin JW3 to my friends thanks!
Hey, finally out of copy right hell!
Neat
Metal, as a guy who wants you to get better, your delivery needs work mate...
You talk so monotone, its like I'm watching Joseph Anderson.
Nah, still a good movie
cringe