Rando Rant - Star Wars Outlaws is very bad
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- I finally finished Star Wars Outlaws and it wasnt very good..here are my immediate thoughts after finishing the main story...
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The iconic Schlurpo will return in Outlaws 2: Jettsters Revenge
as a part of jabba trilogy
Mootal, you should have seen Fringy spamming the command where Nix can trigger grenades on the enemy and it wont alert other enemies around, he was laughing insanely
What part and timestamp please?
timestamp?
Video link and time stamp?
Brother I am pinned here!!!
Sorry everyone, was at work
ruclips.net/video/QBwiXxYwAnU/видео.htmlsi=zj6bTwOuZe29fhfM
48:40
So what you're saying Mootal is you hate women?
Yes... don't we all here?
Can we really call that block jawed Ma'am Solo a woman?
@@RhysCallinan-hf7qx Yes we do you sexist!!! CAN"T YOU SEE HOW BRAVE AND STUNNING SHE IS WITH THAT AMAZING BUTT CHIN AND FLATBOARD CHEST. aghh gamers.....
@@Blizz3112 it is a prerequisite but I just want to make sure he's renewing his credentials 👌
wait
does this game really have almost an hour worth of credits?
a fucking HOUR??
Same as Concord....
It's very "important" to acknowledge and award the Participation Award the Ubisoft team you know... It's such a toxic positivity environment there afterall 😂
fr, movies have shorter credits. tf are they doing? because there's no way they have more people involved
I wasn't looking but I'm pretty sure it was looping. Some games do that.
My favorite line I heard (I think during MauLer's playthrough) was the sneaky evil white dude says something about his connection like "he's got dirt on every officer in the Empire!"....every officer in the Empire? Isn't that like, millions and millions of people? Its a galactic space empire, their military must number in the billions, let alone the officers. Star Wars never dives into this because its so ridiculously shallow.
They still think roughly 5.5 Million Clones are enough to fight a Galactic War. So yeah. They, and most of the Fandom, have no concept of size.
@@TurKlack I recall someone describing Star Wars' loose grasp on size being like Warhammer 40k's sketchy grasp on size.
@@chaosinc.38240k understands scale far better than Star Wars. The insanely high numbers of Guardsmen casualties is what you'd expect from war in that setting.
I like Andor brings up private security companies managing a lot of the smaller colonies, and actual Imperial stormtroopers needing to be called in is considered a big deal, because most sleepy planets would rather not give the Empire a reason to show up in person
It really hits home how big the galaxy is, that most of the less-habitable planets that don't have that much going on only really need a barracks' worth of oversight because even the Empire doesn't have the manpower to fully occupy every space-rock.
@@The1337guy1 One of the details I love in the Warhammer books is the logistics they go through. 300 Astartes and 250,000 Imperial Guardsman just for one “small operation” on some world. Really nails the size and scale of the imperium. That enormous force is basically just an assault team in their world. Love it, love the attention to detail!
The credit music is giving Hogwarts Legacy flashbacks, where you don't get any actual melody: Just a "what if we feed John Williams' work to an AI" vibe.
I told you to stop, Mootal.
*I TOLD YOU TO STOP!*
The most polished part of the game was a eating quick-time-event 😂
The story is.......a story 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I guess
SW Outlaws is my favourite videogame genre: the ones that make's Metal suffer
Howdy's hope your doin well. We all miss bs-ing with you on (the channel that shall not be named).
This felt made by AI while studying their capacity to replicate human motion.
It's bankrupt in every aspect and Im tired of people rewarding this kind of stuff.
When you rant for more than 40 minutes and the end credits are still ongoing.
Did moobles force you to play this game too?
His *loooong* rein of terror must end!
I imagine an efap on this is coming in the future
Fringy played it and Rags is going through it now so yea I think an EFAP on it is imminent
Dont forget to unsub from ubi plus!
You post this and I still have 2 hours of your last stream to watch 😢
Are you ready for Nix, outlaws 2 adventures Mootal??
Which was more painful: Lord of Ring Gollum or Star Wars Outlaw?
Watch Dogs has been elevated by the modding community to be a genuinely good game. However, it had a good core premise, decent gameplay, and lots of usesble cut-content to build off of. Star Wars: Outlaws has... I mean, the map design seems pretty nice; in terms of asthetics, anyway. There's also... uh... uhm...
Guys, there might not be any hope for this one.
Metal facepalming when Vader showed up is the only thing that brings me joy in life
Getting stuck in a pillar will not be forgotten
There is a type of product that big studios make now. I hesitate to call them games, because they're really just minimum viable product.
This product only works if the player literally plays along with how the game wants them to act, like an actor in a stage play. I'm talking about the mechanics. In this one way, as long as the player pretends that the game works and does everything exactly how the devs HOPED you'd play it, it kinda works, though it's still not good. As soon as you go off script it breaks in a thousand ways and it becomes a circus.
This game feels like it was slapped together with rejected assassin's creed ideas reskinned with star wars assets as quickly as humanly possible. There's a bunch of rough ideas of mechanics just tacked on on top of the other with no real coherency and given enough of a plot to justify going from one map to another, plus a bunch of filler quests. And the worst part of it is even as you're playing the game you can just see the mechanics for what they are, there is no immersion, you're just constantly thinking "okay, stealth section, not shooting sections... oh look, side quest to justify the open world part..."
Outlaws Gameplay loop in a nutshell: "Push that Button, walk over here, push this one. Stand and stare at the Screen. Walk back over there, push another button. Again." -Random Black Mesa Scientist before the Incident.
34:25 Uuuh. What? That failure Bradley Baker voiced Nix? How? When? You can't mean these "animal noises" right?
Good bye Sneem
So what youre saying is, Game Of The Year
I used to be a Star Wars: Outlaws like you, then I took a blaster to the knee.
So your saying you loved it then, right?
Mootal was the Sneem all along!
How tf are the credits 45 minutes long
Esg, dei, bridge.
EVERY person has their own HR department looking after them.
Play Astro Bot you Snoy GER-MAN.
You START on Canto Bight!? Fk that.
The fleems were amazing
As a Hitman: WoA enjoyer, I laughed when I saw the stealth mechanics in this so called AAA game... even the NPCs in Hitman will react accordingly to your behavior if you are sneaking around or acting suspiciously.
And hitman NPCs are Two decades old now in some games.
Go play Space Marine 2. Recover from this garbage.
Imo Ubi games was never good, at best just ok, but they had cool characters and settings, Far Cry always has some charismatic villain, AC games have stylish melee combat animations, so while they're never great overall - coolness factor does give them alot of appeal to people.
This one tho is based on universe with ruined reputation, main character is ugly goblin, battle animation are just nonsense.. and so when a bland Ubi open world game looses all cool factor - bearly any appeal left, even for normies. That's why sales are bad, even if imo old Ubi games are not that far off gameplaywise.
was listening to the rant while playing WoW on my other monitor, glanced over at 14:40 and saw "Disney Consumer Products, Star Wars" in big bold letters. Thought to myself, "Yep, that sounds about right"
Make sure to unsubscribe to Ubisoft because you do not want to pay them more money for this.
Thank you for suffering on our behalf. Watching y’all play this game gave me many hours of entertainment
X happens so Y the game
Dont' get me wrong, many games are like that but eeeh? You know, Ubisoft should KNOW better.
Every aspect of this game seems like it's the standard think that games should have, but just done below average, so whatever interests you about it, you can think of about 10 other games that do it better.
45+ minutes of credits for this garbage is embarrassing
When i see how long those credits are for such a trash game, i can understand when i hear compagnies laying off hundreds of people.
But, was it Herr der Ring Gollum schlecht?
Glad you enjoyed it!