trying to hide your foot fetish on the first date

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @dingmoth1837
    @dingmoth1837 2 года назад +19883

    I thought it was gonna end with her literally having 2 extra feet

    • @itshusin9160
      @itshusin9160 2 года назад +143

      you never know with this guy

    • @YRUgeeh
      @YRUgeeh 2 года назад +40

      That would be expected from him 😂

    • @Dongle22222
      @Dongle22222 2 года назад +20

      I would have preferred that ending

    • @mollyo2407
      @mollyo2407 2 года назад +4

      @@Dongle22222 same

    • @Slap_Ninja
      @Slap_Ninja 2 года назад

      I was hoping it would

  • @typical_chest8315
    @typical_chest8315 2 года назад +24268

    “Never let them know your next move”

  • @PartTimeGoblinSlayer
    @PartTimeGoblinSlayer 2 года назад +8318

    Well that relationship definitely worked out.

  • @markussimonsen5373
    @markussimonsen5373 2 года назад +11648

    “And we have now Been married for 15 years with 2 kids”

  • @ToxicSocks24
    @ToxicSocks24 2 года назад +3914

    This guys videos are literally impossible to predict

    • @BapGap
      @BapGap 2 года назад +18

      i predicted it

    • @AGuy-vq9qp
      @AGuy-vq9qp 2 года назад +9

      75% end with the same gay joke, that sounds like a skill issue.

    • @averageveeandearthandDOTEnjoyr
      @averageveeandearthandDOTEnjoyr 2 года назад +2

      @@BapGap same

    • @Lkat.
      @Lkat. 2 года назад

      I read this as “these guys videos” and for a second I wasn’t sure if it was in fact two guys or just one guy playing both parts.

    • @averageveeandearthandDOTEnjoyr
      @averageveeandearthandDOTEnjoyr 2 года назад

      @@Lkat. ?

  • @charlescalvin5206
    @charlescalvin5206 2 года назад +1077

    I just realized when "she" said two feet to him, she could've actually saw a saved photo of feet, and was so amazed she said it out loud, but quickly switched it over to save herself.

    • @Jykobe491
      @Jykobe491 2 года назад +6

      Could you pls explain the joke I don't get it

    • @mr.anonymoose1190
      @mr.anonymoose1190 2 года назад +53

      @@Jykobe491 He did, my friend.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 2 года назад +11

      Why did he gulp for the dogs tho? Beastiality?

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 2 года назад +6

      @@ziahandrews2844 interesting. Thanks for the clarification

    • @axuwu6939
      @axuwu6939 2 года назад +33

      @@ziahandrews2844 ohhh, I thought it was because if you take a photo of your pet dog, sometimes you end up with your feet in the pic, but what you said makes way WAY more sense than my idea
      tbf, my dogs are such absolute velcro dogs that I need to crop out my feet from every pic because they’re always sticking right by my legs when I’m trying to photograph them

  • @richardd1309
    @richardd1309 2 года назад +799

    His acting is shockingly exquisite.

  • @TonkaJay
    @TonkaJay 2 года назад +403

    This kept me on my toes.

  • @tubulartom666
    @tubulartom666 2 года назад +310

    I love how he puts a towel on his head to be a girl, but his hair is already longer than the towel.

  • @georgewilliams8662
    @georgewilliams8662 2 года назад +342

    I was expecting a plot twist because I've watched a lot of your video's but I wasn't expecting that .😂😂😂 Another amazing one.

  • @omegalink_playz3220
    @omegalink_playz3220 2 года назад +4114

    Amazing Plot Twist I don’t think God can predict your next move

    • @rivadisyt
      @rivadisyt 2 года назад +18

      FIRST ONE I SAW COMING LETS GO

    • @omegalink_playz3220
      @omegalink_playz3220 2 года назад +5

      Nice lol

    • @rivadisyt
      @rivadisyt 2 года назад +5

      @@omegalink_playz3220 thanks brah

    • @maddogbasil
      @maddogbasil 2 года назад +9

      But God did
      That's why god made him
      God saw him coming from a mile a away

    • @wickedbasket8858
      @wickedbasket8858 2 года назад +1

      @@maddogbasil ha giggity🤣

  • @alejrandom6592
    @alejrandom6592 Год назад +42

    -"zoophilia joke, so predictable"
    **she is the one with the fetish**
    -"oh"

    • @joselucasbonessobotan1571
      @joselucasbonessobotan1571 3 месяца назад

      So low

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat 3 месяца назад

      How is zoophilia?

    • @MarionFR
      @MarionFR 2 месяца назад

      @@WhatIsTheHeat comment is about guessing

    • @panasonic_youth
      @panasonic_youth Месяц назад

      Zoophilia? The joke there was that people have recently been using the term "dogs" to refer to feet. I think it originates from a Tik Tok

    • @darthtom100
      @darthtom100 Месяц назад

      Oh I interpreted it as he was being insecure that she fucks her dogs because...
      You just know

  • @TheRealMrJester
    @TheRealMrJester 2 года назад +12

    It took me a 2nd watch to remember dogs is another old timey way to say feet.

  • @LikeItLucas
    @LikeItLucas 2 года назад +55

    I love how he wears something on his hair, like he already dont got long hair

  • @ArgoBargo
    @ArgoBargo 2 года назад +34

    The way you literally have long hair and STILL use the towel I cant😂

  • @DevonRyeTheDragonfly
    @DevonRyeTheDragonfly 2 года назад +21

    Never hide it. Women love it
    Just don’t act strange about it

    • @Ninjagosuperfan2008
      @Ninjagosuperfan2008 2 месяца назад

      Lets be real they don't if they do they love their own

  • @Benjamin0922g
    @Benjamin0922g Год назад +2

    10/10
    made me laugh the most so far, the look on his face...

  • @jshanks_
    @jshanks_ 2 года назад +76

    In the beginning I kind of expected her to be missing like both her legs

  • @literallylanii
    @literallylanii 9 месяцев назад +8

    “ *hey can I get a picture of your feet* “

  • @albaal7035
    @albaal7035 2 года назад +30

    Finally, a plot twist I expected. You have trained me well, sensei.

  • @wurlurk
    @wurlurk 2 года назад

    love ur channel bro😭😭 ur focking godtier

  • @nuksideoutchilling1132
    @nuksideoutchilling1132 2 года назад +11

    this left more confused than a math exam

  • @chickenlolipop7501
    @chickenlolipop7501 2 года назад +3

    Lmao that plot twist! Also at first I read "food fetish" 😭😭😭

  • @whiteace_t.k.o8060
    @whiteace_t.k.o8060 2 года назад

    Wtf your the best comedian ever I never c your twists coming she was the fetishised one or both 🤣😂but the way the dude was so aggravated.

  • @MauradeAbreu
    @MauradeAbreu 2 года назад +5

    As a non native English speaker I never get the joke for the first time, but I'm always glad that I learn a bunch of dark humor after watching for the 5th time each one AND read the comments lol

  • @werewolfzombie1
    @werewolfzombie1 Год назад

    Aw they're perfect for each other. So cute

  • @hkgehts9061
    @hkgehts9061 2 года назад +3

    The guy i am talking to let me know right away 😂😂

  • @supersolomob422
    @supersolomob422 Месяц назад +2

    Hiding a foot fetish like that probably requires a lot of skill.
    She played it off really casually until the end

  • @GuardianofAges2023
    @GuardianofAges2023 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Sigh" It's always the opposite for me. Never have been a scenario where it's "Oh you are? No shit? Cool, I'm into it too!"

  • @tijawalton8239
    @tijawalton8239 2 года назад +3

    I just realized the 2 dogs part😂

  • @khasidailyfact6371
    @khasidailyfact6371 6 месяцев назад +6

    2 feet: Wow what?!🤩
    2 feet when I was a kid: *disappointed*

  • @100percenting.0
    @100percenting.0 Год назад +1

    "My mind is an enigma" -Al & Patrick Star

  • @InsDel_Phoenix
    @InsDel_Phoenix 2 года назад +1

    That's a very smart twist. Obv most people took two feet as in your literal feet but you can take it in two other ways. Honestly really good work, keep it up I love this channel!

  • @marklund3620
    @marklund3620 2 года назад +1

    Always fucking gets us

  • @jaydonthewarrior636
    @jaydonthewarrior636 3 месяца назад

    I SAW IT COMING. FOR THE FIRST TIME ON ANY OF YOUR SKITS I SAW IT COMING.

  • @charlescannon2469
    @charlescannon2469 Год назад +2

    Starting to anticipate the twist.
    I feels nice.

  • @nikomalkamaki3557
    @nikomalkamaki3557 2 года назад

    Dude your vids are so good keep it up

  • @apauljuice
    @apauljuice Год назад +2

    His eyes at the end

  • @RuckBuckington
    @RuckBuckington 2 года назад +8

    The funniest shit about my guy is how he use the shirt to simulate long hair🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @harisultan99
    @harisultan99 2 года назад +2

    one of the best Joseph and Mary story i've ever heard

  • @aithjawcraig9876
    @aithjawcraig9876 6 месяцев назад +1

    The hard swallow after 2 dogs made me scream

  • @SMExpressionsworld
    @SMExpressionsworld Месяц назад

    It gets better when you're older. Now we love it

  • @henrynavarro1
    @henrynavarro1 2 года назад

    It's all hits on this channel lmao

  • @diocane4826
    @diocane4826 10 месяцев назад +1

    He got so much better since this

  • @jarvisarnsparger6207
    @jarvisarnsparger6207 3 месяца назад

    His punchlines are the best

  • @Pxslz
    @Pxslz Год назад +1

    They were both bricked up😂

  • @bakedbacon125
    @bakedbacon125 2 года назад +3

    I predicted that she would say something about feet....
    Is this what true power is like?

  • @johnedwards9790
    @johnedwards9790 2 года назад

    Saw it coming from a mile away. 😎 Good stuff my dude.

  • @colecotnam3378
    @colecotnam3378 2 года назад +1

    They’re perfect together

  • @heyitsalannaluv
    @heyitsalannaluv 2 года назад +1

    Lmao omg you are hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @capjay45
    @capjay45 2 года назад +1

    This guy is genuinely a comedic genuis

  • @cretinhisterian
    @cretinhisterian 2 года назад +3

    Missed opportunity to say "we got off on the wrong foot"

  • @noahjones4237
    @noahjones4237 2 года назад +2

    "Joke's on you in into that shit"

  • @theconceptcorner01
    @theconceptcorner01 11 месяцев назад

    honestly that’s surprisingly accurate

  • @AceOfThe6ixth
    @AceOfThe6ixth 2 года назад

    The fact you always look high is funny 😆

  • @doomguy974
    @doomguy974 Год назад +2

    I predicted the twist for the first time
    I feel like a god

  • @theskylarspectrum
    @theskylarspectrum 2 года назад

    That went from 0 to 100 real quick

  • @daniildomanin6451
    @daniildomanin6451 2 года назад +3

    “They had us in the first half not gonna lie”

  • @CelloTakesAll
    @CelloTakesAll 2 года назад

    Followed for the gas tank sketch but pleasantly surprised with this one too 😂

  • @Maskon2Fite
    @Maskon2Fite 2 года назад

    Ight now THIS one was unpredictable AF nice twist lmao

  • @Kona_Blue
    @Kona_Blue 2 года назад +1

    I can’t get over the shirt on the head 😂

  • @termabrator
    @termabrator 2 года назад

    Dem dogs be cold asf 😤😤😤

  • @thekid1568
    @thekid1568 2 года назад +1

    You’ve got the messed up date ending

  • @knicks5426
    @knicks5426 2 года назад

    They’re perfect for each other! 😌

  • @Majozi155
    @Majozi155 2 года назад +101

    Ever since I discovered his channel, I've been playing a game called "guess the plot twist" and I always lose😭

  • @williemakeit2346
    @williemakeit2346 Год назад

    I didn’t expect the ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @idontthink
    @idontthink Месяц назад +1

    This one was predictable. Cmon Al!

  • @xtremetsd
    @xtremetsd 2 года назад +1

    I like how he completely dropped the voice at the end

  • @Jodus_MacGotuss
    @Jodus_MacGotuss 2 года назад

    How does this guy... how does he continue to catch me off guard for the 100th time

  • @easternag16
    @easternag16 2 года назад +3

    Dude Buddy and Steve were literally the names of my dads friends 2 dogs lmao. The odds

  • @Brett-mw5rk
    @Brett-mw5rk 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm married now, but when I was dating or even one night stands, I made it known about my fetish. I think more guys should just be blunt about it. I never had a girl get weirded out or go screaming into the night. I think that if I were to not mention it and date a girl for a couple of months and then spring it on her, then she probably would freak out. It's a form of betrayal innit? Especially if it's a real deal fetish like i have and not just a little kink that you could do with or without. It's an absolute must for me, it's the other aspect to my foot fetish that gets convoluted. When I was still dating, I'd tell them about the foot fetish right away and ask to see their feet. Most found it mildly amusing, but they were fine with it. It was the other part to it that always made me a bit nervous to mention. Again, no one ever ran off. I think that as odd as it is, they were intrigued enough to give it a go.

  • @helamanwayman9611
    @helamanwayman9611 Год назад +2

    Possibly the first and only of his vids where I saw the final twist coming

  • @shanecastleberry4176
    @shanecastleberry4176 2 года назад

    This man has an amazing talent for writing twists in his videos

  • @CFEKOSMOS
    @CFEKOSMOS 2 года назад +1

    THE TWIST I LITERALLY DID NOT EXPECT

  • @sashavonkirsch4948
    @sashavonkirsch4948 2 года назад +1

    Why people don't be more open and truthfull. Like save your time. In the begining just make q&a to each other and BOOM DONE! you know everything you need to know

  • @spicybeantofu
    @spicybeantofu 2 года назад

    Knowing how your skits go I actually saw this one coming lol

  • @adilfhortler1398
    @adilfhortler1398 2 года назад +1

    There's treachery afoot

  • @jkerman5113
    @jkerman5113 Год назад

    Made me happy, made me smile.

  • @aamir7559
    @aamir7559 3 месяца назад +1

    She has more Beard than him😂

  • @jonnreymantalaba6610
    @jonnreymantalaba6610 2 года назад

    Damn that caught me off guard

  • @damarajackson7823
    @damarajackson7823 2 года назад

    This guy is a comedic fucking genius

  • @hampter3819
    @hampter3819 2 года назад

    This man took "never let them know your next move" a little too seriously.
    AND I LOVE IT

  • @NASAWHITE
    @NASAWHITE 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lmao I make mine clear before the first date... I actually have to see them before the first date. Gotta see if they qualify 😅

  • @Legalyjeremy
    @Legalyjeremy 2 года назад

    Bro I love your videos istg

  • @panzer409
    @panzer409 4 месяца назад

    bro yes honestly felt this

  • @BL-wl4di
    @BL-wl4di Год назад +1

    The prey became the predators😂

  • @deerdanger698
    @deerdanger698 2 года назад

    I have watched enough of these that I actually expected this... I need help.

  • @Bænik
    @Bænik 2 года назад +2

    GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT

  • @Gummpers
    @Gummpers 2 года назад

    they had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @wtfimcrying
    @wtfimcrying 2 года назад

    this is too personal

  • @WhyNotGarden
    @WhyNotGarden 2 года назад

    What a twist! Lol

  • @youraveragetryhard2928
    @youraveragetryhard2928 2 года назад

    The good ol switch

  • @mangy5948
    @mangy5948 2 года назад +1

    "And the biggest plot twist award goes to Steve!"

  • @GalactoseGalaxy
    @GalactoseGalaxy 2 года назад +3

    I actually saw it coming but the camera flash was a nice touch

  • @idonthavea_name
    @idonthavea_name Год назад +3

    After watching too many shorts I can finally predict his next move

  • @anushkaps7917
    @anushkaps7917 2 года назад +9

    Had me in the first half, not gonna lie-

    • @WildcardASMR
      @WildcardASMR 2 года назад +1

      Had me the whole time, he just did a switcheroo 😭

  • @christalcavanaugh
    @christalcavanaugh 2 года назад

    First time I guessed the twist 😂

  • @prworannis
    @prworannis Год назад

    the dogs comment went completely over my head and I believe that is a good sign

  • @madarasensei5789
    @madarasensei5789 2 года назад

    Yo I was not expecting that😂

  • @devdecker7812
    @devdecker7812 2 года назад

    This dude is absolutely genius