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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @mastermalpass
    @mastermalpass 7 лет назад +99

    Anyone else find themselves listening to music on the bus and notice a bit of drama piping up between some other passengers, and you kill the music, but leave the earphones in so it's not obvious that you're ear-wigging and just enjoy a bit of live Jeremy Kyle?

    • @Centoriun
      @Centoriun 7 лет назад +5

      mastermalpass ohh, that's the best tho

  • @ThatOneScottishGuy101
    @ThatOneScottishGuy101 8 лет назад +28

    Young Marley kidding us on that he doesn't get a limo down to Lidl's.

  • @dmndd3432
    @dmndd3432 7 лет назад +33

    Marley, you are now my favourite person from Scotland (after Soap MacTavish).

    • @shamrock141
      @shamrock141 6 лет назад +2

      Diamond D same for me and third goes to Macmillan

  • @BatchyGaming
    @BatchyGaming 8 лет назад +22

    Bye Driver!

    • @shyelow
      @shyelow 8 лет назад

      +Batchy byeeeeeee

  • @joshk7210
    @joshk7210 8 лет назад +17

    I actually cried listening to this hahah what a vid mate😂👍

  • @XdStevie
    @XdStevie 7 лет назад +12

    I was on the bus once with some guy playing music with his new £10 bluetooth speaker with him tryna play some bass tunes. I was tragic.

  • @leeluvscola
    @leeluvscola 8 лет назад +1

    you need to do a commentary on the one thing that every person in Scotland has experienced, own brand crap food! great video by the way pal

  • @lewisandmaxstream1364
    @lewisandmaxstream1364 8 лет назад +1

    my dad is a taxi driver he said he hears that phrase "ye been busy the night mate" he said he hears it at least a dozen a night he's 51 and been driving a taxi since he was 26

  • @bencrosby3281
    @bencrosby3281 8 лет назад

    This is the best video you've posted, I died. Many times

  • @sharko8397
    @sharko8397 7 лет назад +1

    BYEEEE!!!!!!! says the spycho lady on the bus

  • @jonathanerickson1543
    @jonathanerickson1543 7 лет назад +5

    Got a good mega bus story. Was riding from Chicago to Minneapolis, and a guy sitting behind me argued for almost 3 hours with his ex wife, apparently he was bringing her, their son, and he was demanding what he needed and how he could f her up, and how he's not afraid to do anything to her. Basically reading her the riot act before anyone could get a rock in their hands... I felt bad for the boy, I could hear him yelling and swearing at her over my headphones at full volume watching James Bond

  • @neilmcintyre4135
    @neilmcintyre4135 8 лет назад

    Love the videos Marley! You should do a video on having an empty or going to somebody's empty.

  • @cavedwellersaul
    @cavedwellersaul 8 лет назад +7

    Do a video on neds vs chavs

  • @dlsxgaming6048
    @dlsxgaming6048 8 лет назад

    400+ likes and 1 dislike sums up how good the content is on this channel, keep it up Marley mate

  • @clearskyeyes
    @clearskyeyes 8 лет назад +2

    my public transport story is that i ended up coming out as gay to a friend... on a crowded bus, during rush hour, in glasgow. it was so much more dramatic than i expected. crying and hugging was involved and i'm pretty sure everyone heard everything because all the people in the vicinity were awkwardly silent. now i know i'm 50 other people's public transport story.

  • @QWE1233I4J
    @QWE1233I4J 7 лет назад +1

    The bus where I live takes 90 mins to go ~20 miles. To put that in perspective I can go from the same place, get on a plane and fly to London in about 90 or 120 minutes (600 miles I think)

  • @jacklawrie7894
    @jacklawrie7894 8 лет назад +8

    😂😂 London,Paris or Berlin are you quoting a fucking Pitbull song Gary?

  • @originalllama9516
    @originalllama9516 8 лет назад +1

    Actual greetn on ma bus. Think av pulled a muscle in ma side.

    • @Lungoose
      @Lungoose 8 лет назад

      a hope yev recovered

  • @gogginsvlogs2427
    @gogginsvlogs2427 8 лет назад +1

    once saw two roasters on the glasgow subway having a fight about the chicken nuggets out of mcdonalds and how they thought they were poisoned and threw them on the floor and fought each other

  • @Thomas_Coupe
    @Thomas_Coupe 8 лет назад +5

    I was on the bus and those guys were talking about smuggling drugs on a plane after hearing all about it I got up went over to them and portended that I worked for the airport and thanks for the tips mate THEY SHAT THEMSELVES

  • @notplexity577
    @notplexity577 8 лет назад +1

    talk aboot that one pal that acted mwi. when he only hid a few smarties

  • @TM-kf1nz
    @TM-kf1nz 7 лет назад +1

    when i was in secondary school one of the lads lit a banger ( a firecracker firework ) and the bus driver came to the back if the bus and threw the kid off in the middle of nowhere lmao

  • @XxBruce5002xX
    @XxBruce5002xX 8 лет назад +1

    when you hit 100k, I demand a message to cha asking him to buy my sheep

  • @JulianIson
    @JulianIson 8 лет назад

    Took chinese busses fae virginia to new york city. they have been fairly lovely. Also have flown from miami to virginia like a million times, usually just sat there drinking in the airport turning the sport tvs off with my phone. Fun times.
    Greetings from america by the way!

  • @jazzyjaiden
    @jazzyjaiden 7 лет назад +1

    Do a video on power cuts! I got em quite a lot as a wean

  • @megank933
    @megank933 8 лет назад +1

    Think the worst experience I've had was when I was going on a train to Edinburgh and there was a guy who clearly get travel sick, I dint think I have to finish off what happened but just to top it off he was sitting right beside me when it happened, I could of cried

  • @matthewmcgoldrick4772
    @matthewmcgoldrick4772 8 лет назад

    Brilliant video Marley!

  • @Jonathan_Mallon
    @Jonathan_Mallon 8 лет назад +1

    Can you take about Scottish takeaways, some of the best food comes from these shops!

  • @vikingbiker
    @vikingbiker 7 лет назад +1

    Try the megabus from london to inverness, I've done it too many times and its 13 odd hours, nae again.

  • @cosygla
    @cosygla 8 лет назад +1

    When there's empty seats and someone sits beside you ...

  • @hectorspector84
    @hectorspector84 8 лет назад

    Coming down the stairs on the bus and had to manuver past a jobby on the 3rd step (that wisnae there when I got on) while the driver was swinging round a bend like a madman. Nearly broke ma neck. 😷

  • @jamie6767
    @jamie6767 8 лет назад

    Another unreal video Marley

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  8 лет назад

      Cheers :)

    • @aidan2696
      @aidan2696 8 лет назад

      +MarleyThirteen can you do a video on school tripd

    • @aidan2696
      @aidan2696 8 лет назад

      +Aidan Quinn trips**

  • @xscoftw3870
    @xscoftw3870 8 лет назад

    another braw vid marley mate keep it up the gid work

  • @Madgiiee
    @Madgiiee 8 лет назад

    Glasgow to Peterhead is fun ON THE GOLD BUS how about a video on Scotland's night life part 2 your take on the GBX

  • @petermasterson4356
    @petermasterson4356 Год назад

    It's funny to think my pals brer(R.I.P) dusted that gary mcf😂 always love coming back to the auld vids yeve always been someboy marley boy👊

  • @MrScottishGamer
    @MrScottishGamer 8 лет назад +1

    You know its only like £20 fur a flight ti london 😂😂

  • @StarxDefuZe
    @StarxDefuZe 5 лет назад

    Lol I looked up Scotrail and there's a twitter account about all the fuck ups that happen. Just recently it was filled to the brim and there was still people waiting for the train lmao

  • @aidoomcgoo7916
    @aidoomcgoo7916 8 лет назад +1

    That Thumbnail! XD

  • @ptemarshall838
    @ptemarshall838 8 лет назад +7

    do a video on the old firm you videos are heavy funny and so accurate of Scotland

  • @randyman410
    @randyman410 8 лет назад

    Braw vid as usual 10/10

  • @spookykai1615
    @spookykai1615 8 лет назад

    Was on the bus one day and the bus stop was outside the leisure center and he literally just got off the bus and went for a pee and late for work wow thanks mister bus driver

  • @jamescooke5020
    @jamescooke5020 8 лет назад +1

    Can you do a video on shopping in Scotland

  • @R6Slegr
    @R6Slegr 8 лет назад +1

    You should talk about the difference between scottish patter and other countries patter

  • @lux4019
    @lux4019 8 лет назад

    I think it's quite hard to get yourself lost on the London underground, it's just a bit shite when they're on strike day after day after day I swear there's one every fucking month it's become part of English tradition. The people on the night tube are a great laugh, the day before they banned use of alcohol on the night tube everyone got together and had a massive drinking party across all the lines that ran at night, must've been hell for everyone who actually wanted to be somewhere though

  • @liambruce5957
    @liambruce5957 8 лет назад

    Actually pished ma sell watchin this😂😂

    • @liambruce5957
      @liambruce5957 8 лет назад

      This guy deserves mare thin 94 thoosand subs

  • @declyncampbell8765
    @declyncampbell8765 8 лет назад

    Keep up the good content aswell bro

  • @mt2oo8
    @mt2oo8 8 лет назад

    BYE DRIVER

  • @KevinLamKW
    @KevinLamKW 8 лет назад

    Man your experience with buses sounds really bad haha, which is why I either walk or take a train anywhere. Last resort/trains are off I'll get a bus. I always avoid buses when I can.

  • @jamiemcconnell8819
    @jamiemcconnell8819 8 лет назад

    OMG HI MAN LOVE YOUR CHANNEL

  • @aidan2696
    @aidan2696 8 лет назад +1

    talk about school trips

  • @shyelow
    @shyelow 8 лет назад

    Was sat in the back of a taxi to find a syringe next to me 😂

  • @spooka6503
    @spooka6503 8 лет назад

    I remember hearing these two people having the biggest argument ever so I plugged in my headphones but didn't put on any music and there you go front row tickets to Jeremy Kyle now that's a life hack ps do life hax

  • @daireowens8447
    @daireowens8447 7 лет назад +3

    Dj bad boy Friday night

  • @jiwi.2114
    @jiwi.2114 7 лет назад

    Glasgow subway is top notch btw

  • @scottburke4780
    @scottburke4780 8 лет назад

    awryt marley, do a vid on ranger vs celtic, or worldwide football rivalries, cheers

  • @mayonags8239
    @mayonags8239 5 лет назад

    Bits n pieces

  • @brandon5141
    @brandon5141 8 лет назад

    Bumpin the train

  • @joshi6728
    @joshi6728 8 лет назад +1

    I know who that woman is she does stuff like at all the time

  • @actesca9363
    @actesca9363 8 лет назад

    Welsh trains aren't too bad, they just smell like piss most the time 😂😂

  • @samtodd758
    @samtodd758 8 лет назад

    Marley talk about Pokemon go next😄

  • @abomb6788
    @abomb6788 8 лет назад

    Do a video on the centre crew

  • @ayrshireman94
    @ayrshireman94 8 лет назад

    Your video is so fuckin funny mate!
    I'm visually impaired, and believe it or not I hate traveling on the bus because 9 times out of 10 the bus is full of arseholes (no offence) lol

  • @liamboyle1724
    @liamboyle1724 8 лет назад

    Do a video on safe standing at fitball

  • @kieranhenderson9973
    @kieranhenderson9973 8 лет назад

    For the next topic could you talk about Celtic because your a Celtic fan

  • @FangYeen
    @FangYeen 7 лет назад

    1:26 killed me

  • @Juviii456
    @Juviii456 8 лет назад +1

    i need this is my life

  • @davidfarquhar8817
    @davidfarquhar8817 8 лет назад

    😂your the best

  • @lewispaterson6645
    @lewispaterson6645 8 лет назад

    Great vid bro

  • @The_Jynxx_PW
    @The_Jynxx_PW 8 лет назад

    basically anything by DJ Cammy

  • @angeldancepinhead
    @angeldancepinhead 8 лет назад

    Dya like trainspotting

  • @richardstalker4769
    @richardstalker4769 8 лет назад

    Coming back from Dundee into Glasgow and a junkie sat for the roughly two hour bus journey asking two unfortunate American tourists endless incomprehensible questions about where they're from. Also is it just me or do the megabus toilet doors always lock closed, spent hours holding onto a pish on those shitey buses

  • @dougrodriguez9402
    @dougrodriguez9402 6 лет назад +1

    Why can’t you drive?

  • @jizzypotato2101
    @jizzypotato2101 8 лет назад

    I found a shit on a bus seat once and me and my friends died of laughter and I have no idea how it got there lol ! Wtf!

  • @swiiftflux4237
    @swiiftflux4237 8 лет назад

    +Marleythirteen Wheels on the bus

  • @christopherpirrie8396
    @christopherpirrie8396 8 лет назад

    Do the young teams in Broxburn and Glasgow

  • @danielwishart8715
    @danielwishart8715 8 лет назад

    Wits Happnin Marley lad

  • @thomasmclevy6241
    @thomasmclevy6241 8 лет назад

    MC tiny or DJ Badboy 😂

  • @TheScottishPotato
    @TheScottishPotato 8 лет назад

    junky on the bus where I was, was talking about welly boots puns and saying a whole joke book about them I swear tae fuck I was pishin myself

  • @___SourR34___
    @___SourR34___ 6 лет назад

    what kind of map is this? there's all sorts of climates in this map

  • @Scaryduck666
    @Scaryduck666 5 лет назад

    That would make ya want to spark em out and lob their phone out the window

  • @peachgames8692
    @peachgames8692 8 лет назад

    See the 926 to Campbeltown it's a fucking nightmare full of random folk the police shove on because they can't be arsed taking them

  • @adamfowlie3458
    @adamfowlie3458 8 лет назад

    Paused at 2:20 was the we bastard playing dj badboy

  • @ellbon666
    @ellbon666 8 лет назад

    I take the dial-a bus 🤗

  • @callummcmillan1533
    @callummcmillan1533 8 лет назад

    Hahahahah class, do a video on scran

  • @mcmental6156
    @mcmental6156 8 лет назад

    A wis on the train the other week n these 3 Burds started asking me n ma pals have we tried eccies then they followed us aff the train

  • @davemcm8647
    @davemcm8647 8 лет назад

    Dae a video on school buses

  • @cv03luka53
    @cv03luka53 6 лет назад

    That's why I drive

  • @ryanh8918
    @ryanh8918 7 лет назад

    The guy was playing penny arcade

  • @teamgamingunleashed
    @teamgamingunleashed 8 лет назад

    @MarleyThirteen I don't mean to be rude but why aren't you able to drive?

  • @ciaranpaterson2382
    @ciaranpaterson2382 7 лет назад +4

    React to billy Lewis |poo finger

  • @noodleman103
    @noodleman103 8 лет назад

    Marley my man ya should do a vid on Pokemon Go

  • @benmorrison5985
    @benmorrison5985 8 лет назад

    Do a video on Scottish stereotypes

  • @rlballan9769
    @rlballan9769 8 лет назад

    Make a video about how rangers are going to beat u next season

  • @gregorwalker1984
    @gregorwalker1984 8 лет назад

    Fuck the first bus there patching my village 😭😭😂😂

  • @scottrae5228
    @scottrae5228 8 лет назад

    do a video on high school grasses

  • @Camymikey
    @Camymikey 8 лет назад

    Nice vid

  • @djjimmy98
    @djjimmy98 8 лет назад

    had a guy on the bus pure steamin shouting at me and my pal for having earphones, he was bald and gashes on his heed fuckin awful

  • @danielwishart8715
    @danielwishart8715 8 лет назад

    Do a video on the frase , "Yessa" or "Yessi" does ma fucking heed in

  • @coreyspencer3840
    @coreyspencer3840 8 лет назад +1

    Fucking "pishted" myself at the ending. Wasn't a shit joke :D

  • @reecelewendon5692
    @reecelewendon5692 8 лет назад

    I asked this ages mate.