It's mainly when you are coming off the shit/withdrawing that that kind of thing COULD happen. Heroin addicts sometimes don't shit but every couple days
Yes you certainly did. You just weren’t as regular as you normally would be. Nobody can go three months with it building up inside you. It is just impossible.
In my experience with heroin, it made me constipated but once every 7 days or so I would have to shit & there was no stopping it. It also hurt like hell too! I sympathize with women cuz if a turd hurts that much I can't imagine a baby's head!
I have a friend who was a heroin addict, maybe he still uses a bit but I took some shit he had to get him off it, maybe it was subatex I'm not sure... But whatever it was, it was powder and I snorted like too much of it, thinking it would just be like coke... and it was like a fucking intense, instant, clear, mind-blowing high. So maybe it was a heroin substitute. Then I puked NON-STOP for about 8 hours straight. Then got paranoid as fuck / started hearing things.
@FantasmaBAnco ever see the movie trainspotting? the guy shit the bed. it does happen with heroin users. heroin relaxes you. and at some point.. your gonna have to poop.
I saw this a long time ago and have told that story, like a dick. But never the whole story, just the shitting into your pants part while on heroin. I've always used it as a way to break the ice with new people I meet. People who likely want to kick my ass, so I feel compelled to say funny shit to avoid a beating.
the fact that this can become a top comment renews my faith in humanity and the internet. yes! let us never forget the facts in these important discussions.
The fucked up part is that these stories are true. Great man.
That's what makes it so great!
"Artie shit his pants." "NO I DIDN'T... ohhh fuck i musta shit INTO my pants."
I dont shit my pants often..but when I do, it's always after a Dos Equis
You'll shit your pants if you're withdrawing from heroin that's for damn sure.
constipation and diarrhea are both side effects from heroin withdrawals
It's mainly when you are coming off the shit/withdrawing that that kind of thing COULD happen. Heroin addicts sometimes don't shit but every couple days
dude i didnt shit for almost a month. dope is the fucking worst
@@sloedwn7710 Yeah it'll get you constipated af lol
If you never shit for months you would either die or puke it out through your mouth
Yes you certainly did. You just weren’t as regular as you normally would be.
Nobody can go three months with it building up inside you. It is just impossible.
@@ontariobuds Yeah I don't know about three months but it does tend to make you more constipated than you would be sober.
Ecstasy isn't an Opiate.
I'm constipated as hell on heroin
honestly, i like to believe that MDMA saved my life
"The Squish"
00:52 - I prefer 'smacked up' rather than 'heroine'd up'. It's like saying "I went out and got all 'vodka'd up'" rather than 'liquored up'.
I've been off that shit for a few years now. But I'll keep that in mind if I ever decide to fuck my life up all over again.
When his face and stories seemed funny!!! Now he looks the part...SHIT!!!
How can you Hawk your *T-Shirts* in the *Lobby* of the club after that one.
First off, it IS possible to shit on heroin...but it sure isn't common and he might just be lying
of course he's lying it's artie
Artie Lange was a Heroin Addict for a longer period of time than your childhood.
so funny. . i have shit into my pants bridge before. .lmao
As a certified heroin shitter it's obvious this guys been thru it
Like you forgot the part where u pray to God for mercy 🥺
miss ya Artie.
-Napkin
Hey Ass Napkin!!
Miss you on the show.
ARRRRTAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
Stay thirsty my friend.LOL
He “used to” snort heroine ?
@ritter89 he also started a successful career while you guys are sitting on youtube.
Fiya!
He has a drinking problem too, or else he'd probably be a lot skinnier and more constipated.
In my experience with heroin, it made me constipated but once every 7 days or so I would have to shit & there was no stopping it. It also hurt like hell too! I sympathize with women cuz if a turd hurts that much I can't imagine a baby's head!
tarmonkey666 they give women a cocktail opiates including heroin in the epidural
WOW.
I have a friend who was a heroin addict, maybe he still uses a bit but I took some shit he had to get him off it, maybe it was subatex I'm not sure...
But whatever it was, it was powder and I snorted like too much of it, thinking it would just be like coke... and it was like a fucking intense, instant, clear, mind-blowing high. So maybe it was a heroin substitute.
Then I puked NON-STOP for about 8 hours straight. Then got paranoid as fuck / started hearing things.
WelshDegenerate wow that was dumb
@FantasmaBAnco ever see the movie trainspotting? the guy shit the bed. it does happen with heroin users. heroin relaxes you. and at some point.. your gonna have to poop.
Lol, you're probably right but let's hope not.
your not lieing thats 4 sure
@momuffin stay thirsty my friends
Broo wtf when i do heroin i cant shit with dayss .... :D
who has tried MDMA while going thru the horrible mental stage?
yeah what the fuck
@delgj74 why if i didn't know anybetter i would say he is...telling jokes
@brklynsown Who amongst the human race isn't a liar?
no shit
thats exactly why ecstasy is the best :D
Even though artie is a confirmed liar...he's still entertaining
What's he lie about
@@theguyinchains7777 Yeah exactly? You don’t even know the man.
The grossest man alive, and not in a comical way
Ha ha fkn junkies
I saw this a long time ago and have told that story, like a dick. But never the whole story, just the shitting into your pants part while on heroin. I've always used it as a way to break the ice with new people I meet. People who likely want to kick my ass, so I feel compelled to say funny shit to avoid a beating.
i cant imagine laxatives put in your nose would have an effect on the bowels
the fact that this can become a top comment renews my faith in humanity and the internet. yes! let us never forget the facts in these important discussions.
He's just not funny