yea, without at least one porn directory, it would not be true 90's computer. So nostalgia was real, everyone except girls, know, what i am speaking about. But most of girls didnt have porn on computer. But most men did.
@@warrax111 That is just what they wanted you to think. After fixing computers for years I have found it is simply not true. It more common to find a stash of dirty stories and the like on computers used by girls rather then pictures, but there is almost always something.
I love the sound of 90s PCs. They sounded like aircraft preparing for takeoff, so booting them up for any reason felt really important and powerful even if I was just going to listen to MIDIs or scribble random doodles in Paint.
Listen...the strange almost human cry of the floppy disc drive spinning up, observer the mating ritual of the Lesser Spotted Hungarian Pornmesiter, witness the strange stains left behind on the floppy drive.
WARNING !!!! 3:20 Those old PC's had live (killer) voltage to the front power switches, I spat coffee watching you fiddle without mentioning you never disconnected the power cable.
Been there. I was fixing a system with an AT power switch once and noticed my arm fly off to the side, only to realize a moment later that it did that because I had gotten zapped.
I was looking for floor if he might has been accidentaly isolated by some pvc, but no luck here. Btw if he is in modern instalement, power should automaticaly shut itself down after very quick surprise
Hello, I'm Hungarian and I translated the Word document shown at 10:41. Enjoy... I guess. "Dear reader! The book is made up of seven chapters. Each chapter handles different topic about life's major questions and problems and it's meaning. I hope everyone will find some explanation about what's the meaning of existance, why are there wars, sin and repentance, sex, love, politics, humor, agony, death or even success and glory. The book is mostly made up of my own thoughts that I deduced from my own experiences and life, but there are also parts from the teaching of other people, for example authors, philosophers, poets, psychologists, doctors, religious figures Part one: The secret of childbirth, learning about discipline Part two: being a teenager, sex, rebelling Part three: being an adult, sex, peaking Part four: The half of the book (sic), the dark middle aged people (again sic) Part five: Old age, being senile Part six: Death, the afterlife Part seven: genesis, god's existance The book may be interesting for all age groups"
I like part one. "The SECRET of child birth". Like, "Where do babies come from? It's still a mystery and one we may never uncover!" Part 4: Maybe he meant to write something about the people of "middle ages" or "dark ages" and threw those terms together? But of course I don't know how those time periods are called in hungarian.
@@LordHorst Honestly I've got no idea. "Középkorú" means middle-aged, like people between 30-60. However as one term "Sötét középkor" (sic "Dark middle ages") means the Dark ages as you've said. So taken literally "sötét korépkorú" means "(a person) who owns/is related to the dark ages". Because the book's other topics seem to be based around life, I'm inclined to think that this is referring to being middle-aged, but it's a real confusing mess.
In case you were curious, there's a good reason to have the hard drive & CD-ROM on their own IDE cables: Two IDE devices can't communicate at the same time across a single cable. Moving the CD-ROM to its own cable speeds up throughput, since data could be read from it and written to the hard drive simultaneously. In the early days of CD-Rs, this was an absolute must in order to avoid buffer underruns. Also, some older BIOSes wouldn't boot from a CD-ROM set as a slave. I had a Pentium 75 that would only boot from the CD-ROM if it was the primary or secondary master.
Yeah, same for me. I had a very similar looking computer (starting its life as a 486, becoming a Pentium I later on), with the same 52X LG CD-ROM drive. I played the hell out of Wolfenstein 3D, Stunts, Street Rod 1-2, Summer/Winter Challenge, SimCity 1, etc. Anyways, Tibi was a very lucky fella, I didn't have any friends with internet access in the late '90s to supply me with some juicy pictures, I had to steal my dad's magazines.
1:20 Wait, wait wait, Hungary? That's the country i live in! Although i live in Nagylózs, not Budapest. 3:23 Ooh, Hungarian Windows 95! 10:43 Those are hungarian documents.
It's like gothic and neo-gothic building. You can get neo-vintage porn or quasi-vintage porn. The real vintage must be served on vintage machine! Only then you can drop your pantaloons.
Nobody belived in 1997 that Porno1 would ever amount to more then a flash in the pan.... but a 100million dollar box office and a strong toy line proved hollywood wrong, and thus a franchise was born!
As I recall Sea was a image viewer - I used to have this software on my old PC, and It's perfect for quickly viewing porn images, comics etc. I used to um... use it a lot, in my teenage years. You can even browse with one hand...
Weird. When I was a kid, I hid porn in my Doom .wad files. I set some of the textures to be the pictures, then when I wanted to see them I would load up that .wad.
So...you'd load your .wad, then shoot your load/wad... I did something else. I'm bi, but didn't come out until 24. So...the het porn I had I hid in a semi-obvious folder called "system file backups" (which was discovered), but any of the guy-on-guy stuff was in a completely different folder: "custom map backups" under my "LIERO" directory. No one other than me and my brother played Liero, and only I ever actually did anything with it that wasn't just using the shortcut. So...yeah, I was 14 and my dad had a little talk with me about porn...he wasn't upset with me for looking at porn, but he was upset with me for visiting the site that I did (the images had the site as part of their name) because he didn't trust that the site wasn't a virus-ridden cesspit considering the state of free pornsites in 2001.
Sometimes you just need to watch some old time porn and have a nostalgia fap. I recently re-found the first porn-video saw. It had not aged well, but I still fapped.
Hahahaha what'd you think you were in for? Recovering accidentally deleted pictures of old people's grand children? No no. No no no. You went on the same metaphorical journey as Kurtz in "Heart of Darkness" which made him sum up his time on earth as "the horror...the horror..."
Ahh that static image of a checkered finish line is such a good idea for a screensaver. That definitely won't burn into your screen if you leave it on for a couple of hours.
@@ShainAndrews ok, so the myth is that goldfish have bad short time memory, which isn't at all what you're trying to say. And as said, it's a myth that most people know is a myth. Haven't heard anyone say that for a decade. So your comment is both wrong and idiotic... I'd say you seem about as "intelligent" as a goldfish though, not worth more than a flush down the toilet.
@@MuscarV2 Probably need to back off the hooch Marcus. You're trying start an argument over memory traits of gold fish. I'm sure you will get a chuckle in the morning... if you remember anyway.
this reminds me of a strange computer. One of my neighbors threw out a few years ago. Was a very bland, generic looking 1990s, tower that looked oddly new. I almost threw it out for scrap metal but ended up sticking it in the back room . when I did get around to looking at it I had a good chuckle the machine. Believe it or not had a modern that time brand-new motherboard, RAM, video card and hard drive with a brand-new CD drive. Not completely sure how somebody did basically a lot of maneuvering and put a modern motherboard in a very good condition 90s tower.. They had apparently given it to this person as a prank. And he didn't realize there was modern insides in the old tower and immediately threw it out the hard drive had not even been formatted yet and there was a Windows disk in the CD drive to format the hard drive and install an operating system. Was a two or four core board and processor. This was some years ago now, but at the time. Like I said everything was new. Still don't know where they got tower that old in that kind of shape. Hard to believe they got the modern motherboard to fit in it and the person didn't think USB ports were strange on a machine that old.
There was a time when I put my newest system in my oldelst tower for multiple reasons. First old cases are sturdy af because they were made of steel. Second nobody would try to steal something that looks like it's 20 years old. Home computers loose half of their value six months after they were bought. No thief would want to carry around something that weights a ton and might not even be worth the metal price. I would still do that if modern systems wouldn't need better ventilation.
If you don't need much performance, It's still easy to do. A i3-8300T has 35W TDP, it's barely more than a Tualatin P3. The problem is a decently strong graphics card. Even a GTX1050 produces 75W heat. A GT1030 is half of that, but the performance too.
If I build a system today I want it to play recent games at good performance. So I wouldn't want a graphics card slower than a GTX1060 or AMD RX480/580. And I only buy CPUs that last 5+ years. Any i3 would be too much of a bottleneck for me. At the moment Ryzen gives the best value for upper middle class systems. If I don't want to buy new every other year R5 or R7 would be my choice. And I know that I need a case with good airflow for that.
My hungarian heart got satisfied watching this. :D Seeing a windows booting in my native language on Nostalgia Nerd's channel is the best thing of this day. :D
My guess as to why the TOCA shortcuts opened Doom is because of a feature in Windows 95 where it would attempt to go searching for an application if the original target of a shortcut is missing. It often found the wrong thing.
Plug 'n' play? I remember it as Plug 'n' Pray - because you still had to deal with IRQ conflicts now and then - but it was clearly a sign of better times ahead :)
The Plug and Pray Problems remained until USB arrived. I clearly remember my old Machines stuffed with Cards: -Soundcard -Modemcard that shared Interrupt with Seial Port -SCSI Card for the Scanner (or some proprietary Garbage) -Lan Card for some Connectivity and the PS2 Keyboard and Mouseport also used an IRQ Line ISA Ports are long gone together with SCSI. PCI Cards share Interrupts nicely or just don't work at all.
Maybe "tibi" deleted the important files for Sea or simply messed it up so the future owner of the computer wouldn't be able to see what those explicit images were about?
My guess is Tibi is a right-handed German who used this as a work pc. The sketchy keymappings were probably so he could play one-handed while sitting at his desk, and his... sensitive items... were kept so deep In the directory so that it wouldn't show up during a file search as quickly. Please do more vids like this!!!
Check out the Memory Card Archaeology series. It's when a couple of guys buy old used memory cards for game consoles, that often come filled with someones save data, and and look at the saves files and figure stuff out abut them
I have to agree, I kinda love this kind series... It makes it more interesting to see something that "has been in the wild" rather than the stuff we build in "the lab". So yeah, I really want more of this... The stories are lovely.
There's a lot of aftermarket front panel displays that display a bunch of info; CPU clock speed, CPU temp, fan speed, core voltage and so on. They're usually pretty exclusively for overclockers' delight with very little use for common users so they're not that often seen on computers. The plain 7-segment display lives on in stock computers too actually, a 2-digit 7 segment display for boot status codes is a really cool *and* useful troubleshooting feature on a motherboard.
@@bootlegscarce0844 Actually a lot of motherboards will support a BIOS Error Code display on 2x 7-segment LEDs. You can buy them as plugin cards. Stuff like CPU voltage, CPU usage, RAM use, paging, etc, you could do with an LCD connected internally to a serial or USB port, and a program on the PC sending it the relevant data. There's been options for that for a while, either a graphical or text LCD, and the supporting software. Mainly Linux nerds buy them. Look up HD44780 , the type of txt LCD display often used.
R.I.P Tibi's privacy. Although as a Hungarian this was hilarious. I had a similar PC back in the day... I was also guilty in hiding my provocative images several folders deep and naming the first one XXX.
Maybe in the 90's. Not anymore. Now it's rather weird if someone has porn either locally on their computer or on physical media, such as DVD's or magazines. It's easy enough to find online, so it just seems obsessive in a creepy way, if someone feels the need to store all that filth...
@@Michael-Archonaeus true enough, though i went and bought and old ultra 10 at a thrift shop, had to dismantle the disk drive to get it open and whats my reward? a cd loaded with... well im somewhat impressed at the dedication to fill the whole damn thing with nothing but images
currently mine doesn't as i go watch videos on free sites and don't have it stored on my hard drive. but in the 90's and early 2000's i can't say i didn't.
The K5 is an interesting processor in itself. It is actually an AMD 29k RISC processor in disguise, using an emulation layer in microcode to execute x86 instructions.
I've had the same "form" of discoveries on a few computers from the attic of a business I used to work for that let me have their old computers. However these were late 80's era computers and the images were quite pixelated but interesting to say the least. LOL
Simson is a (East)-German Motorcylce/Moped manufacture. Funny how there is this picture of Tibi now in my mind, a guy arround 20 with an intrest in porn and motorsports, riding his Simson dreaming of becoming a race driver.^^ Oh, also possible he hid DOOM because it was on the index in hungary (at least it was in germany)?
yes and very mod-able, too. I always liked the east german concept of small motorcycles being able to go faster than the legal limit of their class. just turn a screw, flip the chain over and you had a beast. full of history, too. from a repair manual of my MZ I learned, that it is not unusual to find east german coins in certain parts of the electric system since they were the perfect parts for bridging some of the inbuilt inaccuracies
Ahh, "Most már kikapcsolhatja a számítógépet." I grew up with that. Imagine my first time seeing a machine with APM at a friend's house. No "Most már...", it just... powered off by itself when commanded so. I had no clue that was even possible.
It didn't surprised me, because I've saw my rich relative shutting down their Macs from the pull-down menu.
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Funny document (shown in WordPad), I can say, being a Hungarian I can read it at least :) It's about what women like in men, where/how to meet the true one, the importance of pheromones, etc etc. But after all it looks like some kind of book (?) with topics from the birth to the death with different stages of life. Anyway, maybe the "porno3" folder has something to do with this document? ;-P
I remember it differently. Anything you searched in Lycos or Altavista you would get tonnes of XXX sites in your search results. Every IRC download channel had a porn bot too it seemed.
Oh Majikalnight, you just didn't know where to look... :P Between BBSes and later newsgroups and FTP sites, then eventually web sites - it's been around for over 30 years, and not exactly hard to find. You just needed to know where to look... in the early 90s that was alt.binaries.pictures.erotica and the subgroups. :D
Megarace was the heck of a game. The installer always said "Wow - a super drive you got here!" when testing the full blown Mitsumi Doublespeed spearhead technology to it's very limits :-)
I just love how tipic hungarian pc it is, btw it was in Hungarian language, and is understood all the text that was written, because i speak that language myself
I bought a Dell Inspiron 1000 about a year ago from a goodwill and it was loaded with porn images of ladies painted as cows and pictures of his vacation to some island. Exploring mystery computers is always an adventure.
I bought a hard drive, showed as a windows 2000 install without anything else installed. Used recuva and ran a deep scan, recovered all the former owners pics.
My friend gave me an old PC a few years back when I was tinkering around with them. He forgot to remove the pictures of his girlfriend shitting on him! That put me off messing around with PC's. 👍
Oh god... Codecs!! Such a pain in the ass back then. I remember when I had a really kick-ass K-Lite Codec Pack installer I used to share with everyone. DivX players when it was the new and hot format for compressing large video files into a format that was slightly less time consuming to download... The 56k modem though.. I remember being so happy when my family upgraded to a 56.6k from our 28.8k. I had acquired a magazine that sold computer equipment, and found the 56.6 for a reasonable price...and set about convincing my dad of the time we could save if we upgraded! And, a little while after we had that, we ended up being gifted a WebTV for Christmas with an in-built 56k in it. Ah... Such a different time. Waiting for a porn image to load took several minutes... Thanks be to the computer deity's for cable / high speed internet these days!!!
Lol. I'd always find one of those folders on salvaged computers along with a load of viruses. I got a beautiful IBM tall slim black E-ATX case and board with expansion card and Slot pentium cpu's for free.
So the document you opened seems to be a draft of a book perhaps our hero, Tibi was writing (it has some spelling problems) which deals with the chemistry of attraction, love, dating, etc.
Dole banana stickers for me. I also (unnecessarily) hid my Doom and (later) Duke Nukem 3D folders lest my parents discover them. Like they had any idea how to, hahah. Remember the "boss key"? In the old days games would have one key (usually like F-10) that would immediately interrupt the game and throw a fake Lotus 1-2-3 spreadsheet up on the screen so your boss wouldn't get mad you were playing games at work. Worked good on parents, too, since very few were capable of wondering why their kid was using Lotus 1-2-3.
I've sticked fruit stickers all around my tea box (the wooden one for teabags). Took me a lot of unsticking them in variety of the shops and many security guys looking weirdly at me, but now the box looks totally cool. Each side full of stickers, no empty place. I wish I could attach the pic :(
Top Kekku >getting asshurt by people i'm subscribed to wow you're cool, must break your heart if you were interested enough in me to go through my subscribed list, then get upset by people you didn't like
Top Kekku That's "Go be *a* hero," genius. How can you bother insulting other people when you can't even get your spelling straight? Get your own house in order before criticizing how other people do things.
This video was in my RUclips recommended page... I’m surprised. I didn’t see a comment, suggesting putting more ram in this old pile, to make it go faster ! Comgrats, you’re the first Windows-file that I can stand to listen to. Leaving now, giggling with excitement...
Ah dirty old 90s PCs, had the joy of working on many of them in my job at the computer shop around 2005-2008, some I was amazed at the fact people were still using them, but I had fun poking about inside their guts regardless... :P
A guy I know had me come in to fix a computer at his shop and get it hooked to his network. He said it wouldn't run anything, was running slow, wouldn't save any files, etc... I got there, blew out the thick layer of dust and dead bugs that enveloped the inside of the machine, and went on a tear clearing out files. Around 90% of the hard drive was filled with porn videos and pictures, divided into several numbered folders.
From the 90s I remember quite a few occasions when someone asked me to help out with the computer saying "the HDD is broken, I have no programs installed and yet it still shows only 5-10 MB free space" and it turned out someone in the family stuck the whole country BBS porn collection in directory like "c:\windows\cursors" :))
sirico No its educational because it illustrates how Java was invented as a c+ agent for virtual c++ because the bandwidth was limited. This also illustrates why modern HTML doesn't work on Windows 95 default anymore.
What's worse is a lot of companies don't erase their PCs (or at least not properly) and they dump them in africa as "donations". People there then tear out the hard drives and restore the contents to find incriminating or just plain secretive content that the companies don't want leaked, and they blackmail the companies. Or at least that's what I heard. Don't know if this is still going on.
That's probably / should be an actual crime, at the very least it's gross incompetence. If you are the victim of fraud because of that, then the company should be 100% liable for any losses you incur.
You certainly live up to your name! The nostalgia! My first PC was an Olivetti 8086, when all my friends had Megadrives and Amigas, I had DOS3.3. It couldn't play Wolfenstein, I had to upgrade to an 80386, then that couldn't play Doom so I had to get a Pentium;) Then Pentium 3 and on and on...
In 1992, my family bought a brand new PC, a lightning fast 486/50 with a turbo button (which helped when playing some older games) and a Sound Blaster card running OS/2. The video chipset was a Trident TVGA similar to the one in this system - the brief initialization screen at 4:23 triggered a bit of nostalgia there. We no longer have the machine - it was upgraded many times and later the parts went their own ways. The only piece I still have from that machine from the factory is the OEM case badge, which I still display proudly on my work machine, and I also still have the SB16 that was added to it in 1994. We had tons of games on that machine (including Doom), but no porn.
I'm curious to know which older games you had that ran better at 25MHz than 50? All the ones I had that needed a slower CPU were meant for an 8080 or 8088 machine and were written in FORTRAN or Pascal. Games such as Tetris 1.0 as released by Spectrum Holobyte and Accolade's Apollo 18.
Back in the day, AMD was actually licensed by Intel to produce chips for them. That was probably before Intel had the fabrication facilities to produce the mass numbers we see them spewing out today. A lot of older PCs had AMD branded processors, but if you look carefully, you'll see an Intel copyright.
I had the F1 Helmet Race screensaver as well around 1997/98! I completely forgot about that until it popped up your exploration of this computer. Nice! I was messing around with making carsets on GP2Edit a lot around that time period, too. (None were particularly remarkable).
I'm only 50 seconds in but fascinated already. My first 286 had a turbo button from distant memory. About 25 years ago. 4 minutes in and that is truly the sounds of history and brings back floods of memories of early legacy games.
That's not just an old PC, that's a time capsule of someone's life. It reminds me of Anna Frank's diary, which was also possessed by a kid, doesn't hold anything remarkable, but interesting anyway because of historical reasons. @Nostalgia Nerd, is it possible for you to do a full dump of the HDD for other people to investigate, probably under a DOSBox? The porn pictures of the era were remarkable for their low resolution and outdated compression algorythms, which make them look somewhat special and recognizeable. That's the reason me and probably most of the other viewers are so interested in those pics. Of course we can find that on eMule in better resolution, but that's not what it's all about.
My first PC back in 1976 was an IMSAI 8080. No hard drive. No CD-ROM. External 8" floppy drive was extra. Could store 240KB on a single double-sided flexible floppy. My first memory board was 4KBx8bit with 32 chips, which was a giant step up from the previous 1KB memory boards with 32 chips. Had a lot of fun with it. Wish I still had it today. It would be quite a collector's item. This thing looked exactly like what you imagined computers looked like from some of those old movies with switches and flashing lights. silversmalltalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/imsai8080_01_full.jpg
@@constantinosschinas4503 Yes, and I built it from a kit. That was the only way you could buy it. I managed to get it working without owning any test equipment. It seems so ultra-primitive by today's standards, but that was the start of the computer revolution. If you ever saw the movie 'War Games', you see this computer featured as the one the kid was using. This was in the days before any sort of radio interference standards. When it was running, it knocked out every television in the house and also had some effect on neighbor's televisions. It also generated a LOT of heat that had to be carried away with a fairly powerful fan. Every time I turned it on, I had to manually key-in a 32 byte boot program using those front panel switches in order to get it to read a punched paper-tape via an optical reader that had a next-level boot program and then the operating system. Those were the days when you could accomplish anything you wanted using just 4K bytes of memory! Today, the art of writing small programs has been lost!!!
The IMSAI and Altair have an exalted place in the Grand Hall Of Geek Lore And Legend. The IMSAI in particular looks like the computer in War Games, cos it is! Though by that time, most people had moved on to Commodores and Ataris. The _really_ old computers had gigantic spinning tape reel drives, they were impressive. Cost millions and needed special air conditioning just to keep running, removing heat from the kilowatts of power the things used. Rather than the milliwatts your phone uses, even though it's millions of times more powerful.
I keep my old PC Intel Dx 100 with Win 95 in a box & boot it up once in a blue moon just for fun & maybe play the original Elf Bowling & watch my mini Elvis maybe even play a little sim 2000 ect... I remember building it back then & installing Win 95 B 32 bit & got rid of the 16 bit ver. of Win 95. Ah Good times good times, LOL
Holy balls, I remembered those pr0n compilation CDs, they usually came with a DOS and/or Windows image viewer like SEA. Might be that, just copied to the hard drive. Delightful low res JPEG boobies of times gone by.
lol.. i used sea. It was awesome. Just had to drop the directory anywhere and the program would run. No install necessary and the settings file was saved in to the directory itself.
That particular shade of yellowing screams nicotine stink, especially after seeing the inside. I hope I'm wrong, because next to live cockroach nests, that's just about the worst surprise you can get when buying an old system like this from ebay.
10:32 *first - WordPad* The birth is the big wonder of life, which couldn't be possible without sexuality. We reproduce like primates, but there is a big difference in that animals don't engage in marriage, they can not be held responsible, and they don't fall in love. What they have between them is what we call instinctive reproduction, in favor of sustainment. Let's imagine that we are a bit animals, and only speech raised us from the fauna, let say this could happen: We're walking on the street with a buddy, it's summer, the girls are at their estrus, we meet with a girl we know, I tell my buddy "Wait 10 minutes Lali [nickname of Lajos(♂)], smoke a cig until then", I step onto the other side of the street, I smell Pirike's [Piroska(♀)] rear, smuggle in my wiener, I'll be back in a moment. The thing happens, everything was very good, Gyuszi [Gyula(♂)] asks from Piri "was it good?". Five minutes was enough for Gyuszi, but Piri could have fifteen more, so from Piri: it wasn't good, but it was enough to make her pregnant. Then in the evening, we come home from the pub, as it is, we meet Pirike again, but this time she's with a girl friend, Juci [Julianna(♀)]. "You know what Gyuszi? This time mine is Piri, yours is Juci; wait Lali, no, I need both, get out of here, otherwise I kick your head flat" then Gyuszi kicks Lali's head flat, then impregnates both bitches. But it doesn't work like this. But sadly, we often see younglings attacking each others in nightclubs, in whom the drugs and narcotics are too much, or they are just horny because of a couple shots of vodka, or some beer, and it happens. But get back to birth. Nowadays, the miracle is whena normal marriage of normal parents' descendants form a life long marriage, and from love evolving fondness they raise a wittingly specified number of offsprings. This is rare like a backup radar on a 'Kispolszki' [Polski Fiat 126p]. The importance of pheromones in dating isn't negligible. Pheromones arouse the brain, attract to the individuals with the right scent, normaly heterosexuals [this sentence didn't really make sense]. Those who claim that looks isn't important lies. Everyone is attracted to the nice/pretty, be it a male or a female. The better we try to find the face, body with the most perfect proportions, which give more or less success [???]. The human sometimes need to settle on compromises in their mate choices, because intelligence doesn't always lie behind beauty. Many woman claim that they seek for a tall, sporty man, despite this, they come together with fat, bald or short bold, scrawny couch potatos, because these have a thick bank account. Exception always proves the rule. Many characterless, undemanding man then get together with anyone, just so that he has someone on his side with whom he can have sex. These spineless couples produce the most amount of ill-formed descendants. Manipulations with pheromones began in the 90s, when they've discovered that this is all a sum of biochemical processes. Science developed parfumes containing pheromones, which stimulate the brain cells, and this can only work, because shower gels, deodorants mask the real scent of the body, and smelling can't detect, on the dating place, where should be a harmony between couples. This is why, in nightclubs, younglings spray themselves with different parfumes, have sex, choosing each other like they choose socks, promote the spreading of STDs, define the base their future's bad [and the text end here] 10:36 *The question mark - WordPad* Prologue Dear reader. The book contains seven chapters, the individual chapters negotiate different subject matters about the main questions, problems, and meaning of life, in which I hope everyone will find an answer about the secret of existence, why are there wars, sin and punishment, sex, love, politics, humor, misery, death or success, glory. The book mainly contains self-reflections, which I gained from experience, from my life, but there are parts which came from other people, like authors', philosophers', poets', doctors', churchmen's own teachings. First part: the secret of birth, developing, raising, learning Second: puberty, sex, rebellion Third: adulthood, sex, unfolding Fourth: the book's half, the dark middle-ageds Fifth: old age, senility Sixth: death, after-life Seventh: the creation, existence of God The book could be interesting for any age group.
Hehhh. :D Reméltem, hogy találok itt egy vállalkozó szellemű egyént aki lefordította már a szöveges fájl tartalmát! :D Kár lett volna, ha ezt a szép szösszenetet nem érti senki. :D Tibor elég csintalan gyerkőc volt. :D
This is mental :D I was repairing these kinda' pc-s for neighbours in a small village here in Hungary when i was a kid :D The document in your vid is a real local masterpiece... for sexual educational purposes ofc xD
Brill! Like rooting among belongings of a long dead relative, and finding a copy of Fiesta from 1974! If you squint your eyes looking at those jpegs, it's like anti-aliasing btw.
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10:38 Kedves olvasó, a könyv hét felyezetből áll! Majd lejjebb: a sötét középkorúak! 😊
I pretty positive that is a rebrandedlate 90s Tandy PC from Radio Shack. My neighbor had that exact same PC when I was a kid. I used to play Wolfenstein on it and the turbo button was naturally on but you would turn it off to play 486 games because they were based on clock speed and would make the games too fast and by turning it off - the games (like dig dug) would play normally.
I remember fixing someone's old computer once and I had to re-install Windows and I asked them if there was anything I needed to save before doing that.... of course this guy very embarassingly said "can you save my.. um.. videos and pictures... they're sort of hidden". sad thing, is this was their family computer. Regardless, I did the job I was being paid to do, which was to re-install Windows and get rid of the virus they apparently had gotten. But it just goes to show the weird stuff you find that people have stored on their computers. I had another person who repeatedly looked at porn and got viruses and had me fix his computer multiple times. After the first 2 times I started charging him more (first and second time was something like $50 because all i had to do was insert the restore CD and let it do it's thing, which took only about an hour). Third time, I charged him $125 and the fourth time I told him to just buy a new computer. He was willing to pay me $200 to repair it the fourth time because again this was their family computer and he said something about his wife would find out if he had to buy a new computer, and she would wonder why and accuse him of, well, you know what. So I mean with the amount of money he paid me over the 2 or 3 years, he could have purchased a new computer.
ROFL that brings back memories, I had one also Re-Tagged by Brady PCs in that same case- it was actually built by Packard Bell, but had the logo removed by Brady. It originally came with a 133Mhz Intel Pentium. I also added a 500 Mhz AMD K5² w/MMX & a LG 64x CD Reader/Writer. (Not avail in US). By the way that speed switch doesn't actually change the clock speed, it just runs to a jumper that changes the FSB bandwidth speed between 66/100Mhz. Still, it wasn't a bad PC for its day & after I custom built a non-water liquid cooler for it back around '97 w/ Windows 97 in it. I could run RPG Maker 95+ the Dev setup simultaneously which technically needed a 300mMhz + 800Mhz for the two. Ran beautifully until one of the tubes got kinked & it went up in a spectacular show of lights & pops lol.
As a guy born in the 1980 in the Eastern Europe, I can tell you that this is not even close to real Franken PC :). It is sometimes hard to imagine it, if you are born in western country, but been PC enthusiast in your teen period in the mid 1990s in Eastern Europe was financial nightmare. In my country, average monthly (yes monthly) payment in the 1995 was less than $100. So everything that you can save is put in to the important PC parts - CPU, motherboard and RAM. Almost nobody have money to buy entire PC and every part goes in the endless cycle of reusing by poorer guys. As example, I used case and PSU of my second hand bought PC XT (8086 CPU) for any of my computers until Pentium II generation with some "creative" sheet metal fabrication and some minor changes to the PSU wiring. I know guy, that uses water filled glass for months as cooler for his CPU, because of lack of money even for simple 40mm or 50mm fan.
Prelmable I went to a boarding school in the early 90's. The girl that lived in the room next to me (pretty little thing), appeared in a porn mag some 5 years later. O.o
Hey Nostalgia Nerd, The "Simson" Picture shows a guy on a "Simson 125 RS". The last model the company produced back in the early 2000s. So its a fearly special Simson ;). And as feamatar points out it was an east german motorcycle manufacturer. Sadly they went bankrupt in 2002 and closed down.
Just before anyone mentions it. Yes, Spear of Destiny is technically the prequel to Wolfenstein 3D. Glad we cleared that up. Enjoy your day.
Nostalgia Nerd it's a shame you didn't share the folders anywhere for us that were interested in this mystery persons pornographic tastes
Yeah not the "software" I thought most people would question.... lols
This system was hard to probe into
.... you're uploading those pics, right? ;)
he had to use a backdoor
An old 90's computer that contained 90's operating system, 90's games, basic 90's hardware, and 90's porn. No surprises here.
yea, without at least one porn directory, it would not be true 90's computer. So nostalgia was real, everyone except girls, know, what i am speaking about. But most of girls didnt have porn on computer. But most men did.
@@warrax111 That is just what they wanted you to think. After fixing computers for years I have found it is simply not true. It more common to find a stash of dirty stories and the like on computers used by girls rather then pictures, but there is almost always something.
I love the sound of 90s PCs. They sounded like aircraft preparing for takeoff, so booting them up for any reason felt really important and powerful even if I was just going to listen to MIDIs or scribble random doodles in Paint.
"Listen to the hard drive spin up! The sounds of the floppy drive." Ha ha ha, that's straight up Attenborough level narration!
Haha exactly what I said.
Listen...the strange almost human cry of the floppy disc drive spinning up, observer the mating ritual of the Lesser Spotted Hungarian Pornmesiter, witness the strange stains left behind on the floppy drive.
It's the sound of a small universe being boRn inside the HDD.
Spared no expense!
WARNING !!!! 3:20 Those old PC's had live (killer) voltage to the front power switches, I spat coffee watching you fiddle without mentioning you never disconnected the power cable.
Yep. I found that out as a kid when I wired them the wrong way around and shorted the mains with a pow.
Been there. I was fixing a system with an AT power switch once and noticed my arm fly off to the side, only to realize a moment later that it did that because I had gotten zapped.
I was looking for floor if he might has been accidentaly isolated by some pvc, but no luck here. Btw if he is in modern instalement, power should automaticaly shut itself down after very quick surprise
The connections are normally insulated and you'll be okay as long as the insulation is in place.
He didn't even have a live strong bracelet on!
Hello, I'm Hungarian and I translated the Word document shown at 10:41. Enjoy... I guess.
"Dear reader! The book is made up of seven chapters. Each chapter
handles different topic about life's major questions and
problems and it's meaning. I hope everyone will find some
explanation about what's the meaning of existance, why are there
wars, sin and repentance, sex, love, politics, humor, agony,
death or even success and glory.
The book is mostly made up of my own thoughts that I deduced
from my own experiences and life, but there are also parts from
the teaching of other people, for example authors, philosophers,
poets, psychologists, doctors, religious figures
Part one: The secret of childbirth, learning about discipline
Part two: being a teenager, sex, rebelling
Part three: being an adult, sex, peaking
Part four: The half of the book (sic), the dark middle aged people (again sic)
Part five: Old age, being senile
Part six: Death, the afterlife
Part seven: genesis, god's existance
The book may be interesting for all age groups"
Bojler eladó
I like part one. "The SECRET of child birth". Like, "Where do babies come from? It's still a mystery and one we may never uncover!"
Part 4: Maybe he meant to write something about the people of "middle ages" or "dark ages" and threw those terms together? But of course I don't know how those time periods are called in hungarian.
@@LordHorst Honestly I've got no idea. "Középkorú" means middle-aged, like people between 30-60. However as one term "Sötét középkor" (sic "Dark middle ages") means the Dark ages as you've said. So taken literally "sötét korépkorú" means "(a person) who owns/is related to the dark ages".
Because the book's other topics seem to be based around life, I'm inclined to think that this is referring to being middle-aged, but it's a real confusing mess.
@@00nemin Thank you for the response. I guess it's a real pity this book never seems to have been finished and published. :D
Oh god I wanna take a look on that book
Poor porno1 and porno2, lost forever.
And mistery now, who was the images 90's girls
We searched this entire base for Bob and all we found is PORNO PORNO PORNO!
He really should upload them to a server and link in the description as a service to how ever owned the computer :D
If I would have to guess I would put my bets on Pamela Anderson
You forgot the porno folder
In case you were curious, there's a good reason to have the hard drive & CD-ROM on their own IDE cables: Two IDE devices can't communicate at the same time across a single cable. Moving the CD-ROM to its own cable speeds up throughput, since data could be read from it and written to the hard drive simultaneously. In the early days of CD-Rs, this was an absolute must in order to avoid buffer underruns. Also, some older BIOSes wouldn't boot from a CD-ROM set as a slave. I had a Pentium 75 that would only boot from the CD-ROM if it was the primary or secondary master.
is that why i can't hook up two IDE Hard drives on one cable?
That is what the OP said.
Simson was an east german motorcycle manufacturer. Very popular in communist Hungary.
And still... :D
Yep
Very popular in todays east Germany
They survived until 2002, trying new designs too.
Simson Enduro, proper machine (^_-)
I am from Hungary, and seeing a Hungarian Win95 fills me with nostalgia, too :D
Yeah, same for me. I had a very similar looking computer (starting its life as a 486, becoming a Pentium I later on), with the same 52X LG CD-ROM drive. I played the hell out of Wolfenstein 3D, Stunts, Street Rod 1-2, Summer/Winter Challenge, SimCity 1, etc. Anyways, Tibi was a very lucky fella, I didn't have any friends with internet access in the late '90s to supply me with some juicy pictures, I had to steal my dad's magazines.
Nostalgia*
I'm Hungary let's go to Turkey.
1:20 Wait, wait wait, Hungary? That's the country i live in! Although i live in Nagylózs, not Budapest.
3:23 Ooh, Hungarian Windows 95!
10:43 Those are hungarian documents.
you know there are easier ways to get your hands on vintage porn than buying old pc's on Ebay. :p
It's like gothic and neo-gothic building. You can get neo-vintage porn or quasi-vintage porn. The real vintage must be served on vintage machine! Only then you can drop your pantaloons.
yeah, buy one at a local thrift shop, still trying to get the machine to boot right but the cd in the drive was loaded
@@TheOneGuy1111 Then you're one sad strange little man.
Well @@TheOneGuy1111 you are an odd fellow, but I must say...
you steam a good ham.
There are!? Fuck! I've wasted so much money!!!
Porno3 was the lacklustre sequel to Porno2: The Stiffening.
THE DIDDLING
And Porno4 was the anti-climax when they lost interest and went home
Nobody belived in 1997 that Porno1 would ever amount to more then a flash in the pan.... but a 100million dollar box office and a strong toy line proved hollywood wrong, and thus a franchise was born!
You guys, thanks for the laugh 😁
Porno 5 was canceled after the FBI was called.
As I recall Sea was a image viewer - I used to have this software on my old PC, and It's perfect for quickly viewing porn images, comics etc. I used to um... use it a lot, in my teenage years. You can even browse with one hand...
That must have been..handy :D :P
It sure was.... I kinda miss the software... it went away with my dos and Norton Commander.... and porn streaming.
Yes i remember now. I tought it was written by a dutch company.
Mateusz Kwietowicz i mean um you know i guess that's whats pcs where made for
2show.exe checking in!
Weird. When I was a kid, I hid porn in my Doom .wad files. I set some of the textures to be the pictures, then when I wanted to see them I would load up that .wad.
So...you'd load your .wad, then shoot your load/wad...
I did something else. I'm bi, but didn't come out until 24. So...the het porn I had I hid in a semi-obvious folder called "system file backups" (which was discovered), but any of the guy-on-guy stuff was in a completely different folder: "custom map backups" under my "LIERO" directory. No one other than me and my brother played Liero, and only I ever actually did anything with it that wasn't just using the shortcut. So...yeah, I was 14 and my dad had a little talk with me about porn...he wasn't upset with me for looking at porn, but he was upset with me for visiting the site that I did (the images had the site as part of their name) because he didn't trust that the site wasn't a virus-ridden cesspit considering the state of free pornsites in 2001.
Then you blew the wad...
That's legitimately genius.
Love how the £56 he called pricey is the lowest you can find a retro machine nowadays on that same platform (eBay).
You should definitely dropbox all .jpg files on the machine, for science.
i agree :D
Indeed for science of course.
i approve of this idea
Sometimes you just need to watch some old time porn and have a nostalgia fap. I recently re-found the first porn-video saw. It had not aged well, but I still fapped.
I don't use dropbox, so I will have to disagree.
Used to be a data recovery technician... the horror, the horror
?
Hahahaha what'd you think you were in for? Recovering accidentally deleted pictures of old people's grand children? No no. No no no. You went on the same metaphorical journey as Kurtz in "Heart of Darkness" which made him sum up his time on earth as "the horror...the horror..."
@@PeterSwinkels he travels to the dark lands to help catch the bad man.
Ahh that static image of a checkered finish line is such a good idea for a screensaver. That definitely won't burn into your screen if you leave it on for a couple of hours.
But moving icons won't burn the screen!
+Mariann Mariann - Phosphors, for everyone!
If there is a porno3 then there is a porno1 & 2. There may be a 4...
I demand a sequel!
The other two would be prequels.
LOL you guys crack me up. I'm like what did I post..... then I see it was two years ago. No wonder I didn't remember with my goldfish memory.
@@ShainAndrews ok, so the myth is that goldfish have bad short time memory, which isn't at all what you're trying to say. And as said, it's a myth that most people know is a myth. Haven't heard anyone say that for a decade.
So your comment is both wrong and idiotic... I'd say you seem about as "intelligent" as a goldfish though, not worth more than a flush down the toilet.
@@MuscarV2 Probably need to back off the hooch Marcus. You're trying start an argument over memory traits of gold fish. I'm sure you will get a chuckle in the morning... if you remember anyway.
this reminds me of a strange computer. One of my neighbors threw out a few years ago. Was a very bland, generic looking 1990s, tower that looked oddly new. I almost threw it out for scrap metal but ended up sticking it in the back room . when I did get around to looking at it I had a good chuckle the machine. Believe it or not had a modern that time brand-new motherboard, RAM, video card and hard drive with a brand-new CD drive. Not completely sure how somebody did basically a lot of maneuvering and put a modern motherboard in a very good condition 90s tower.. They had apparently given it to this person as a prank. And he didn't realize there was modern insides in the old tower and immediately threw it out the hard drive had not even been formatted yet and there was a Windows disk in the CD drive to format the hard drive and install an operating system. Was a two or four core board and processor. This was some years ago now, but at the time. Like I said everything was new. Still don't know where they got tower that old in that kind of shape. Hard to believe they got the modern motherboard to fit in it and the person didn't think USB ports were strange on a machine that old.
As long as it's ATX, it's not hard to squeeze modern gear into an old box. The hardest part will be cooling, old cases wasn't built for many fans.
Weird prank, to throw out, or give to someone, something which is better and more expensive than it looks.
There was a time when I put my newest system in my oldelst tower for multiple reasons. First old cases are sturdy af because they were made of steel. Second nobody would try to steal something that looks like it's 20 years old. Home computers loose half of their value six months after they were bought. No thief would want to carry around something that weights a ton and might not even be worth the metal price.
I would still do that if modern systems wouldn't need better ventilation.
If you don't need much performance, It's still easy to do. A i3-8300T has 35W TDP, it's barely more than a Tualatin P3. The problem is a decently strong graphics card. Even a GTX1050 produces 75W heat. A GT1030 is half of that, but the performance too.
If I build a system today I want it to play recent games at good performance. So I wouldn't want a graphics card slower than a GTX1060 or AMD RX480/580. And I only buy CPUs that last 5+ years. Any i3 would be too much of a bottleneck for me. At the moment Ryzen gives the best value for upper middle class systems. If I don't want to buy new every other year R5 or R7 would be my choice. And I know that I need a case with good airflow for that.
My hungarian heart got satisfied watching this. :D
Seeing a windows booting in my native language on Nostalgia Nerd's channel is the best thing of this day. :D
Szintén igy vagyok vele :)
Én is! Commenteltem angolul :D
Was it your heart? or was it something lower....lol
@@Phoenixesper1 tech pr0n
Are you going to upload a copy of the porno3 folder as a reward for your patrons? 😄
pixel girl hahahahaha. I mean. I might.
i mean i would cause who wouldn't haha
Doom same here, I'd do it for that 90's porn
I'm actually genuinely curious about those pictures lol. Not in a wank way but just curious
Please do not ever again consider being so indecent, Nostalgia Nerd. How grossly perverse of you.
Bless the little CPU fan. I've never seen something so adorable! Also, pixel porn...
Sees file named p0rN03 folder
RUclips: *DEMONITIZED*
It better be!
My guess as to why the TOCA shortcuts opened Doom is because of a feature in Windows 95 where it would attempt to go searching for an application if the original target of a shortcut is missing. It often found the wrong thing.
Plug 'n' play? I remember it as Plug 'n' Pray - because you still had to deal with IRQ conflicts now and then - but it was clearly a sign of better times ahead :)
The Plug and Pray Problems remained until USB arrived. I clearly remember my old Machines stuffed with Cards:
-Soundcard
-Modemcard that shared Interrupt with Seial Port
-SCSI Card for the Scanner (or some proprietary Garbage)
-Lan Card for some Connectivity
and the PS2 Keyboard and Mouseport also used an IRQ Line
ISA Ports are long gone together with SCSI. PCI Cards share Interrupts nicely or just don't work at all.
The real question is;
*where's porno 1 and 2?*
@Panama Jack ahahaha
@Panama Jack made my day
@Panama Jack ikr easy access nowadays.
doomfat likes blue sphere Top 10 mysteries science still can’t explain
@Panama Jack homework folder
AFAIK, Sea is an ancient MS-DOS based image viewing software.
You know it well. I used it a lot. ;)
Probably used for the JPG files. :)
image viewer and explicit photos... makes sense
Maybe "tibi" deleted the important files for Sea or simply messed it up so the future owner of the computer wouldn't be able to see what those explicit images were about?
My guess is Tibi is a right-handed German who used this as a work pc. The sketchy keymappings were probably so he could play one-handed while sitting at his desk, and his... sensitive items... were kept so deep In the directory so that it wouldn't show up during a file search as quickly.
Please do more vids like this!!!
I loved that mystery PC investigation concept, you should do more videos like this.
Check out the Memory Card Archaeology series.
It's when a couple of guys buy old used memory cards for game consoles, that often come filled with someones save data, and and look at the saves files and figure stuff out abut them
Sounds interesting, thank you.
xwillnotbetelevisedx if I find any more appetising PCs, I may just do that.
That would be awesome! Thanks for replying.
I have to agree, I kinda love this kind series... It makes it more interesting to see something that "has been in the wild" rather than the stuff we build in "the lab".
So yeah, I really want more of this... The stories are lovely.
An LCD display that shows the CPU clock speed would be such a cool feature on a modern gaming PC.
Myrmidon The speed in the display was set by jumpers. You could set it to whatever you liked. :P
There's a lot of aftermarket front panel displays that display a bunch of info; CPU clock speed, CPU temp, fan speed, core voltage and so on. They're usually pretty exclusively for overclockers' delight with very little use for common users so they're not that often seen on computers.
The plain 7-segment display lives on in stock computers too actually, a 2-digit 7 segment display for boot status codes is a really cool *and* useful troubleshooting feature on a motherboard.
@@bootlegscarce0844 Actually a lot of motherboards will support a BIOS Error Code display on 2x 7-segment LEDs. You can buy them as plugin cards.
Stuff like CPU voltage, CPU usage, RAM use, paging, etc, you could do with an LCD connected internally to a serial or USB port, and a program on the PC sending it the relevant data. There's been options for that for a while, either a graphical or text LCD, and the supporting software. Mainly Linux nerds buy them.
Look up HD44780 , the type of txt LCD display often used.
R.I.P Tibi's privacy. Although as a Hungarian this was hilarious. I had a similar PC back in the day... I was also guilty in hiding my provocative images several folders deep and naming the first one XXX.
To be fair, he chose to sell that bit of his privacy on Ebay.
Gernot Schrader As from "invisible", i think he meant an invisible name, with a non-breaking space.
Ready Computers, Budapest, Vadász utca - a PC shop where I used to buy lots of parts two decades ago...
Régi idők emlékei :)
Holy shit, I bought my first 386 from these guys...
A guys computer that doesn't have some porn on it would be surprising.
Maybe in the 90's. Not anymore. Now it's rather weird if someone has porn either locally on their computer or on physical media, such as DVD's or magazines.
It's easy enough to find online, so it just seems obsessive in a creepy way, if someone feels the need to store all that filth...
@@Michael-Archonaeus true enough, though i went and bought and old ultra 10 at a thrift shop, had to dismantle the disk drive to get it open and whats my reward? a cd loaded with... well im somewhat impressed at the dedication to fill the whole damn thing with nothing but images
I just use my Kindle for that.
true , lol
currently mine doesn't as i go watch videos on free sites and don't have it stored on my hard drive. but in the 90's and early 2000's i can't say i didn't.
The K5 is an interesting processor in itself. It is actually an AMD 29k RISC processor in disguise, using an emulation layer in microcode to execute x86 instructions.
I've had the same "form" of discoveries on a few computers from the attic of a business I used to work for that let me have their old computers. However these were late 80's era computers and the images were quite pixelated but interesting to say the least. LOL
Simson is a (East)-German Motorcylce/Moped manufacture.
Funny how there is this picture of Tibi now in my mind, a guy arround 20 with an intrest in porn and motorsports, riding his Simson dreaming of becoming a race driver.^^ Oh, also possible he hid DOOM because it was on the index in hungary (at least it was in germany)?
Also, he must have had some great imagination to enjoy watching JPEG porn without a JPEG viewer.
Here in east Germany those are still very popular.
Christian De W war das eine rs 125? Die sind ja schon echt selten mitlerweile
yes and very mod-able, too. I always liked the east german concept of small motorcycles being able to go faster than the legal limit of their class. just turn a screw, flip the chain over and you had a beast. full of history, too. from a repair manual of my MZ I learned, that it is not unusual to find east german coins in certain parts of the electric system since they were the perfect parts for bridging some of the inbuilt inaccuracies
@@clray123 Sea (the application that couldn't open and was in the same folder as the porn) was a JPEG viewer....
The good old "will break at any moment" jnc power supply.
Fire key on "M" was popular on Sinclair Spectrum games - Q, A, O, P, M
Yeah. When he mentioned m for fire, I was like "and your point is?"
For Amstrad Cpc464 games was usually QAOP Space. Q is up, a is down, o is left, p is right and space was shot.
Ahh, "Most már kikapcsolhatja a számítógépet." I grew up with that.
Imagine my first time seeing a machine with APM at a friend's house. No "Most már...", it just... powered off by itself when commanded so. I had no clue that was even possible.
It didn't surprised me, because I've saw my rich relative shutting down their Macs from the pull-down menu.
Funny document (shown in WordPad), I can say, being a Hungarian I can read it at least :) It's about what women like in men, where/how to meet the true one, the importance of pheromones, etc etc. But after all it looks like some kind of book (?) with topics from the birth to the death with different stages of life. Anyway, maybe the "porno3" folder has something to do with this document? ;-P
With all those grammatical errors it was pain in the ass to read that. Nem lehetett egy nagy lángész, aki írta.
LGB Gábor Lénárt the plot thickens....
LGB Gábor Lénárt hey arab here, AND HUNGARIANS ARE DOWNIE'S
question life and other emo stuff
Me: Is this the 90's in computer form?
Computer: Does pixel porn and Doom answer you question?
Majikalnight Well yes but porno was hard find unlike now were you have sluts all over the screen.
yes
I remember it differently. Anything you searched in Lycos or Altavista you would get tonnes of XXX sites in your search results. Every IRC download channel had a porn bot too it seemed.
Oh Majikalnight, you just didn't know where to look... :P
Between BBSes and later newsgroups and FTP sites, then eventually web sites - it's been around for over 30 years, and not exactly hard to find. You just needed to know where to look... in the early 90s that was alt.binaries.pictures.erotica and the subgroups. :D
I am saddened by the lack of Megarace being played.
I remember that from one of my old WIndows 95 computers.
It was fun.
Megarace was the heck of a game. The installer always said "Wow - a super drive you got here!" when testing the full blown Mitsumi Doublespeed spearhead technology to it's very limits :-)
I just love how tipic hungarian pc it is, btw it was in Hungarian language, and is understood all the text that was written, because i speak that language myself
I bought a Dell Inspiron 1000 about a year ago from a goodwill and it was loaded with porn images of ladies painted as cows and pictures of his vacation to some island. Exploring mystery computers is always an adventure.
Dean Benson i recall i bought one pc amd it had 100s of techno songs doenloaded from napster and some low res video clip of dragon ball z
I bought a hard drive, showed as a windows 2000 install without anything else installed. Used recuva and ran a deep scan, recovered all the former owners pics.
reminds me of that one Windows Vista PC i got as a present from someone. previous owners data was on there, anal porn and even more.
That's the reason why.. don't ever sell your Hard Drive. It's better to smash it into pieces lol.
My friend gave me an old PC a few years back when I was tinkering around with them.
He forgot to remove the pictures of his girlfriend shitting on him!
That put me off messing around with PC's. 👍
Oh god... Codecs!!
Such a pain in the ass back then.
I remember when I had a really kick-ass K-Lite Codec Pack installer I used to share with everyone.
DivX players when it was the new and hot format for compressing large video files into a format that was slightly less time consuming to download...
The 56k modem though.. I remember being so happy when my family upgraded to a 56.6k from our 28.8k.
I had acquired a magazine that sold computer equipment, and found the 56.6 for a reasonable price...and set about convincing my dad of the time we could save if we upgraded!
And, a little while after we had that, we ended up being gifted a WebTV for Christmas with an in-built 56k in it.
Ah... Such a different time.
Waiting for a porn image to load took several minutes...
Thanks be to the computer deity's for cable / high speed internet these days!!!
K-lite was ubiquitous until CCCP came along.
08:10 - channeling my inner James Woods (from Family Guy) "Oh, piece of candy! Oh, piece of candy! Oh, piece of candy! Oh, piece ....... "
Lol. I'd always find one of those folders on salvaged computers along with a load of viruses. I got a beautiful IBM tall slim black E-ATX case and board with expansion card and Slot pentium cpu's for free.
So the document you opened seems to be a draft of a book perhaps our hero, Tibi was writing (it has some spelling problems) which deals with the chemistry of attraction, love, dating, etc.
Explains the explicit images I guess
Something tells me that Tibi setup all of his games for 1 handed play.
now we know why he hid his games more than his pr0n
He has arthritis on his other hand from beating his meat.
Some people do it fast and furiously with two hands ya know... but of course I wouldn't know it... lmao
I do not have arthritis in my other hand.
Jon Doe, What are you talking about?
Who _doesn't_ cover their PC in cheese stickers?
Dole banana stickers for me. I also (unnecessarily) hid my Doom and (later) Duke Nukem 3D folders lest my parents discover them. Like they had any idea how to, hahah.
Remember the "boss key"? In the old days games would have one key (usually like F-10) that would immediately interrupt the game and throw a fake Lotus 1-2-3 spreadsheet up on the screen so your boss wouldn't get mad you were playing games at work. Worked good on parents, too, since very few were capable of wondering why their kid was using Lotus 1-2-3.
@@gastonbell108 LOL XD
I've sticked fruit stickers all around my tea box (the wooden one for teabags). Took me a lot of unsticking them in variety of the shops and many security guys looking weirdly at me, but now the box looks totally cool. Each side full of stickers, no empty place. I wish I could attach the pic :(
Beer stickers for me carefully peeled from bottles
I actually went beyond that and stuck a part of wax from a wheel of cheese on one of my old CRT monitors.
True alphas clearly label their porn but hide their games. I mean, what kind of loser plays *games* on their computer?
me
When you see a true alpha tell him I said he's a fanny.
Top Kekku >getting asshurt by people i'm subscribed to
wow you're cool, must break your heart if you were interested enough in me to go through my subscribed list, then get upset by people you didn't like
Top Kekku
That's "Go be *a* hero," genius. How can you bother insulting other people when you can't even get your spelling straight?
Get your own house in order before criticizing how other people do things.
No, no, no go be an hero is correct actually.
knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero
This video was in my RUclips recommended page...
I’m surprised. I didn’t see a comment, suggesting putting more ram in this old pile, to make it go faster !
Comgrats, you’re the first Windows-file that I can stand to listen to.
Leaving now, giggling with excitement...
I love how you've got Red Dwarf playing on the tv in the background. Yet another strange thing to behold.
Ah dirty old 90s PCs, had the joy of working on many of them in my job at the computer shop around 2005-2008, some I was amazed at the fact people were still using them, but I had fun poking about inside their guts regardless... :P
A guy I know had me come in to fix a computer at his shop and get it hooked to his network. He said it wouldn't run anything, was running slow, wouldn't save any files, etc...
I got there, blew out the thick layer of dust and dead bugs that enveloped the inside of the machine, and went on a tear clearing out files. Around 90% of the hard drive was filled with porn videos and pictures, divided into several numbered folders.
From the 90s I remember quite a few occasions when someone asked me to help out with the computer saying "the HDD is broken, I have no programs installed and yet it still shows only 5-10 MB free space" and it turned out someone in the family stuck the whole country BBS porn collection in directory like "c:\windows\cursors" :))
Love the “mystery PC” concept! Would definitely watch more of these :)
Why did I watch this? WHY DID I ENJOY THIS!?! Anyway, I did. Thanks.
Your nostalgic enthusiasm in this video makes you sound like the David Attenborough of computers.
C:/Not Porn/
c:\god\jesus\devil\imsorry
C:\WINDOWS.OLD\TOTALLY NOT PR0NZ\SHMEXY PR0NZ\HOT AF LESBOS\ICAMEBUCKETS.JPEG
C:/NotPorn/
C:/TotallyPorn/
C:/do_not_open/please_stop/don_t_enter/bbc.jpg
Did win95 even support spaces in filenames?
You could have blurred those 90s jpegs!
Yeah, he just showed it in the original resolution and say he can't show it because it's youtube.
sirico I see what you did there, and I like it.
Ayyyy good one
sirico No its educational because it illustrates how Java was invented as a c+ agent for virtual c++ because the bandwidth was limited. This also illustrates why modern HTML doesn't work on Windows 95 default anymore.
Oh now I get the joke LMAO
Why you wouldn't wipe a HD before parting with a PC is beyond me.
I mean, I generally don't give up my HD's. Not until they have met Mr. Hammer, or Dr. Drill that is.
Mitch not enough mine have to meet a flame of mapp gas and oxygen to be fully cleaned.
What's worse is a lot of companies don't erase their PCs (or at least not properly) and they dump them in africa as "donations". People there then tear out the hard drives and restore the contents to find incriminating or just plain secretive content that the companies don't want leaked, and they blackmail the companies. Or at least that's what I heard. Don't know if this is still going on.
That's probably / should be an actual crime, at the very least it's gross incompetence. If you are the victim of fraud because of that, then the company should be 100% liable for any losses you incur.
JcGross in the UK recycling companies by law have to shread hard drives.
Wow, I bought my very first PC at Ready Computer in Budapest back in 1994. Thanks for the nice memories!
That floppy drive sound is soothing; could probably fall asleep to it; perhaps intended as I’m sure some IT had to stay overnight.
JNC PSU? They were known as "PC Killer" back in the 90's. It's a miracle that this PC still works.
Classic Red Dwarf in the background. XD
You should run testdisk on the HDD see if you can find porno1 and porno2
You certainly live up to your name! The nostalgia! My first PC was an Olivetti 8086, when all my friends had Megadrives and Amigas, I had DOS3.3. It couldn't play Wolfenstein, I had to upgrade to an 80386, then that couldn't play Doom so I had to get a Pentium;) Then Pentium 3 and on and on...
Sea was an image viewer for DOS. Regards, Tibi
Damn it Tibi you could've at least removed those porn images?
So, £40 for the nostalgic porn. £10 for P&P and £6 for the machine? Bargain! :P
Start picking up old HDDs/PCs at second hand shops and make a detective series of it =)
In 1992, my family bought a brand new PC, a lightning fast 486/50 with a turbo button (which helped when playing some older games) and a Sound Blaster card running OS/2. The video chipset was a Trident TVGA similar to the one in this system - the brief initialization screen at 4:23 triggered a bit of nostalgia there. We no longer have the machine - it was upgraded many times and later the parts went their own ways. The only piece I still have from that machine from the factory is the OEM case badge, which I still display proudly on my work machine, and I also still have the SB16 that was added to it in 1994. We had tons of games on that machine (including Doom), but no porn.
I'm curious to know which older games you had that ran better at 25MHz than 50? All the ones I had that needed a slower CPU were meant for an 8080 or 8088 machine and were written in FORTRAN or Pascal. Games such as Tetris 1.0 as released by Spectrum Holobyte and Accolade's Apollo 18.
Yup, my first PC was 486 not from Intel, but from AMD.
But...was there porn?
Back in the day, AMD was actually licensed by Intel to produce chips for them. That was probably before Intel had the fabrication facilities to produce the mass numbers we see them spewing out today. A lot of older PCs had AMD branded processors, but if you look carefully, you'll see an Intel copyright.
I had the F1 Helmet Race screensaver as well around 1997/98! I completely forgot about that until it popped up your exploration of this computer. Nice! I was messing around with making carsets on GP2Edit a lot around that time period, too. (None were particularly remarkable).
I'm only 50 seconds in but fascinated already. My first 286 had a turbo button from distant memory. About 25 years ago. 4 minutes in and that is truly the sounds of history and brings back floods of memories of early legacy games.
If that's an IBM "Model 'M'" keyboard, it's worth 5x what you paid for the PC
Why would such old keyboards be worth anything?
because they are rare and nostalgic.
That's quite the stretch...
Even with all the *cough* Human DNA *cough* contained between the keys?
This PC was used for porn you know.
@@vector6977 he didnt buy the keyboard with the computer
That's not just an old PC, that's a time capsule of someone's life. It reminds me of Anna Frank's diary, which was also possessed by a kid, doesn't hold anything remarkable, but interesting anyway because of historical reasons.
@Nostalgia Nerd, is it possible for you to do a full dump of the HDD for other people to investigate, probably under a DOSBox?
The porn pictures of the era were remarkable for their low resolution and outdated compression algorythms, which make them look somewhat special and recognizeable. That's the reason me and probably most of the other viewers are so interested in those pics. Of course we can find that on eMule in better resolution, but that's not what it's all about.
Dont lie to us, you want the PORNO3 folder
Why would you use DOSBox for a jpg file? Also, last I heard, DOSBox doesn't support Windows 95.
[Austin Powers.jpg]
@@greenaum "Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed."
@@dgpsf I came to write the exact same thing lol
Great vid!! enjoyed the look back to the good old days...the days when you could fit15 porn images on one floppy. lol
My first PC back in 1976 was an IMSAI 8080. No hard drive. No CD-ROM. External 8" floppy drive was extra. Could store 240KB on a single double-sided flexible floppy. My first memory board was 4KBx8bit with 32 chips, which was a giant step up from the previous 1KB memory boards with 32 chips. Had a lot of fun with it. Wish I still had it today. It would be quite a collector's item. This thing looked exactly like what you imagined computers looked like from some of those old movies with switches and flashing lights. silversmalltalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/imsai8080_01_full.jpg
thx for the pic, i honestly would have never imagined anything looking like that ever
that would be a hell of a collectible worth a few grands. it ever appeared in the Wargames movie
wow. did you own that? must be the most beautiful computer ever built. amazing 70s raw chic design.
@@constantinosschinas4503 Yes, and I built it from a kit. That was the only way you could buy it. I managed to get it working without owning any test equipment. It seems so ultra-primitive by today's standards, but that was the start of the computer revolution. If you ever saw the movie 'War Games', you see this computer featured as the one the kid was using. This was in the days before any sort of radio interference standards. When it was running, it knocked out every television in the house and also had some effect on neighbor's televisions. It also generated a LOT of heat that had to be carried away with a fairly powerful fan. Every time I turned it on, I had to manually key-in a 32 byte boot program using those front panel switches in order to get it to read a punched paper-tape via an optical reader that had a next-level boot program and then the operating system. Those were the days when you could accomplish anything you wanted using just 4K bytes of memory! Today, the art of writing small programs has been lost!!!
The IMSAI and Altair have an exalted place in the Grand Hall Of Geek Lore And Legend. The IMSAI in particular looks like the computer in War Games, cos it is! Though by that time, most people had moved on to Commodores and Ataris.
The _really_ old computers had gigantic spinning tape reel drives, they were impressive. Cost millions and needed special air conditioning just to keep running, removing heat from the kilowatts of power the things used. Rather than the milliwatts your phone uses, even though it's millions of times more powerful.
I keep my old PC Intel Dx 100 with Win 95 in a box & boot it up once in a blue moon just for fun & maybe play the original Elf Bowling & watch my mini Elvis maybe even play a little sim 2000 ect... I remember building it back then & installing Win 95 B 32 bit & got rid of the 16 bit ver. of Win 95. Ah Good times good times, LOL
Ahh Mini Elvis, between that Civ 2 and Total Annihilation, I actually managed to get work done on my old k5
Q A O P M - UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT FIRE - old school 8bit controls layout on sinclair/commodore - thats where the fire button is from i reckon
Holy balls, I remembered those pr0n compilation CDs, they usually came with a DOS and/or Windows image viewer like SEA. Might be that, just copied to the hard drive. Delightful low res JPEG boobies of times gone by.
lol.. i used sea. It was awesome. Just had to drop the directory anywhere and the program would run. No install necessary and the settings file was saved in to the directory itself.
those coolers work even after 20 years. that's QUALITY.
more like overengineering, specifically nazi engineering
derp
Ok that was some funny Sugar Honey Iced Tea right there lol. I bugged out remembering Trident video cards lol
man i love those blurred images, feel like those will fit as minecraft paintings
That particular shade of yellowing screams nicotine stink, especially after seeing the inside. I hope I'm wrong, because next to live cockroach nests, that's just about the worst surprise you can get when buying an old system like this from ebay.
The nicotine stained ones are the best.
or it's called sunlight...
Nicotine won't strain anything perhaps you mean tobacco?
It’s probably both, I have a Super Nintendo that’s yellowed and nobody in my house smokes......
In this thread, people who don't know that there's a color difference between smoker-yellow and sunlight-bromide yellow.
10:32
*first - WordPad*
The birth is the big wonder of life, which couldn't be possible without sexuality. We reproduce like primates, but there is a big difference in that animals don't engage in marriage, they can not be held responsible, and they don't fall in love. What they have between them is what we call instinctive reproduction, in favor of sustainment. Let's imagine that we are a bit animals, and only speech raised us from the fauna, let say this could happen: We're walking on the street with a buddy, it's summer, the girls are at their estrus, we meet with a girl we know, I tell my buddy "Wait 10 minutes Lali [nickname of Lajos(♂)], smoke a cig until then", I step onto the other side of the street, I smell Pirike's [Piroska(♀)] rear, smuggle in my wiener, I'll be back in a moment. The thing happens, everything was very good, Gyuszi [Gyula(♂)] asks from Piri "was it good?". Five minutes was enough for Gyuszi, but Piri could have fifteen more, so from Piri: it wasn't good, but it was enough to make her pregnant.
Then in the evening, we come home from the pub, as it is, we meet Pirike again, but this time she's with a girl friend, Juci [Julianna(♀)].
"You know what Gyuszi? This time mine is Piri, yours is Juci; wait Lali, no, I need both, get out of here, otherwise I kick your head flat" then Gyuszi kicks Lali's head flat, then impregnates both bitches.
But it doesn't work like this.
But sadly, we often see younglings attacking each others in nightclubs, in whom the drugs and narcotics are too much, or they are just horny because of a couple shots of vodka, or some beer, and it happens.
But get back to birth.
Nowadays, the miracle is whena normal marriage of normal parents' descendants form a life long marriage, and from love evolving fondness they raise a wittingly specified number of offsprings. This is rare like a backup radar on a 'Kispolszki' [Polski Fiat 126p].
The importance of pheromones in dating isn't negligible. Pheromones arouse the brain, attract to the individuals with the right scent, normaly heterosexuals [this sentence didn't really make sense]. Those who claim that looks isn't important lies. Everyone is attracted to the nice/pretty, be it a male or a female. The better we try to find the face, body with the most perfect proportions, which give more or less success [???]. The human sometimes need to settle on compromises in their mate choices, because intelligence doesn't always lie behind beauty. Many woman claim that they seek for a tall, sporty man, despite this, they come together with fat, bald or short bold, scrawny couch potatos, because these have a thick bank account. Exception always proves the rule.
Many characterless, undemanding man then get together with anyone, just so that he has someone on his side with whom he can have sex.
These spineless couples produce the most amount of ill-formed descendants.
Manipulations with pheromones began in the 90s, when they've discovered that this is all a sum of biochemical processes. Science developed parfumes containing pheromones, which stimulate the brain cells, and this can only work, because shower gels, deodorants mask the real scent of the body, and smelling can't detect, on the dating place, where should be a harmony between couples. This is why, in nightclubs, younglings spray themselves with different parfumes, have sex, choosing each other like they choose socks, promote the spreading of STDs, define the base their future's bad
[and the text end here]
10:36
*The question mark - WordPad*
Prologue
Dear reader. The book contains seven chapters, the individual chapters negotiate different subject matters about the main questions, problems, and meaning of life, in which I hope everyone will find an answer about the secret of existence, why are there wars, sin and punishment, sex, love, politics, humor, misery, death or success, glory.
The book mainly contains self-reflections, which I gained from experience, from my life, but there are parts which came from other people, like authors', philosophers', poets', doctors', churchmen's own teachings.
First part: the secret of birth, developing, raising, learning
Second: puberty, sex, rebellion
Third: adulthood, sex, unfolding
Fourth: the book's half, the dark middle-ageds
Fifth: old age, senility
Sixth: death, after-life
Seventh: the creation, existence of God
The book could be interesting for any age group.
That first one is an interesting read
Thanks for that!
Gernot Schrader hole life :))
Hehhh. :D Reméltem, hogy találok itt egy vállalkozó szellemű egyént aki lefordította már a szöveges fájl tartalmát! :D Kár lett volna, ha ezt a szép szösszenetet nem érti senki. :D Tibor elég csintalan gyerkőc volt. :D
That was a Hell of a ride, beginning to end.
This is mental :D I was repairing these kinda' pc-s for neighbours in a small village here in Hungary when i was a kid :D The document in your vid is a real local masterpiece... for sexual educational purposes ofc xD
Brill! Like rooting among belongings of a long dead relative, and finding a copy of Fiesta from 1974! If you squint your eyes looking at those jpegs, it's like anti-aliasing btw.
10:38 Kedves olvasó, a könyv hét felyezetből áll! Majd lejjebb: a sötét középkorúak! 😊
...and Red Dwarf playing in the background. Perfect!
Where is that?
J Anything - take a look at the tv in the background at 52s .
Nodnol??
London.
Are you Bulgari?
I pretty positive that is a rebrandedlate 90s Tandy PC from Radio Shack. My neighbor had that exact same PC when I was a kid. I used to play Wolfenstein on it and the turbo button was naturally on but you would turn it off to play 486 games because they were based on clock speed and would make the games too fast and by turning it off - the games (like dig dug) would play normally.
Radio Shack? In Hungary?
It's probably a generic enclosure from Taiwan which numerous manufacturers used. After there are only standard parts in here.
My first real computer was a Tandy 486-dx but it had a 1x CD drive, not 52x! I am sure the one in the video was added later.
Floyd Looney Oh for sure, but it was the same case style right? I swear it looks like it.
Similar at least.
I think I spotted a 2001 date on the CD Rom drive, the machine must have been well used
The Wycombe Wanderer should take a black light to it imagine decades old dried jizz, should have worn gloves lol
2001 is really late for a 52x CD rom.. i would think that was more in the 96-98 relm. By 2001 the DVD rom was down to like $20
I have a few systems with only CD rom drive from around 2002-2003
I have a few systems with only CD rom drive from around 2002-2003
Just like those pics
I remember fixing someone's old computer once and I had to re-install Windows and I asked them if there was anything I needed to save before doing that.... of course this guy very embarassingly said "can you save my.. um.. videos and pictures... they're sort of hidden". sad thing, is this was their family computer. Regardless, I did the job I was being paid to do, which was to re-install Windows and get rid of the virus they apparently had gotten. But it just goes to show the weird stuff you find that people have stored on their computers.
I had another person who repeatedly looked at porn and got viruses and had me fix his computer multiple times. After the first 2 times I started charging him more (first and second time was something like $50 because all i had to do was insert the restore CD and let it do it's thing, which took only about an hour). Third time, I charged him $125 and the fourth time I told him to just buy a new computer. He was willing to pay me $200 to repair it the fourth time because again this was their family computer and he said something about his wife would find out if he had to buy a new computer, and she would wonder why and accuse him of, well, you know what. So I mean with the amount of money he paid me over the 2 or 3 years, he could have purchased a new computer.
ROFL that brings back memories, I had one also Re-Tagged by Brady PCs in that same case- it was actually built by Packard Bell, but had the logo removed by Brady. It originally came with a 133Mhz Intel Pentium. I also added a 500 Mhz AMD K5² w/MMX & a LG 64x CD Reader/Writer. (Not avail in US). By the way that speed switch doesn't actually change the clock speed, it just runs to a jumper that changes the FSB bandwidth speed between 66/100Mhz. Still, it wasn't a bad PC for its day & after I custom built a non-water liquid cooler for it back around '97 w/ Windows 97 in it. I could run RPG Maker 95+ the Dev setup simultaneously which technically needed a 300mMhz + 800Mhz for the two. Ran beautifully until one of the tubes got kinked & it went up in a spectacular show of lights & pops lol.
Now that's a Franken PC if I've ever seen one hahaha!
Here in Hungary this was (and still is) a common practice to upgrade by the most low cost method as you can imagine.
You haven't seen half of mine
As a guy born in the 1980 in the Eastern Europe, I can tell you that this is not even close to real Franken PC :). It is sometimes hard to imagine it, if you are born in western country, but been PC enthusiast in your teen period in the mid 1990s in Eastern Europe was financial nightmare. In my country, average monthly (yes monthly) payment in the 1995 was less than $100. So everything that you can save is put in to the important PC parts - CPU, motherboard and RAM. Almost nobody have money to buy entire PC and every part goes in the endless cycle of reusing by poorer guys. As example, I used case and PSU of my second hand bought PC XT (8086 CPU) for any of my computers until Pentium II generation with some "creative" sheet metal fabrication and some minor changes to the PSU wiring. I know guy, that uses water filled glass for months as cooler for his CPU, because of lack of money even for simple 40mm or 50mm fan.
9:18 Oh gee, I went to school with her. Akward.
Prelmable I went to a boarding school in the early 90's. The girl that lived in the room next to me (pretty little thing), appeared in a porn mag some 5 years later. O.o
Squint when the pixelated pictures are on ;)
It's just like when they download on a 28.8Kbps modem. Only 5 more minutes!
LOL. It wasn't just me then :-D
Reminds me of the days of scrambled porn.
Heh buttplug in there
Ah yes I can see them better now...
Wait...
Is that...
MOM???
Ah yes, Porn 3 - who can forget that trilogy? Porn - A Hard Drive
Porn 2 - What's in the RAM?
Porn 3 - Inserting a Floppy
Hey Nostalgia Nerd,
The "Simson" Picture shows a guy on a "Simson 125 RS". The last model the company produced back in the early 2000s. So its a fearly special Simson ;). And as feamatar points out it was an east german motorcycle manufacturer. Sadly they went bankrupt in 2002 and closed down.