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  • #ConanAtHome Highlight: Conan’s new device allows him to interact with, and project biscotti at, Jordan Schlansky from afar.
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  • @loveoffilm4327
    @loveoffilm4327 4 года назад +5239

    I love how we all know Jordan but they still display that old ass picture everytime his name is said

    • @matth5734
      @matth5734 4 года назад +227

      And it brings me such joy 😀

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 года назад +78

      It's so good

    • @RhyperiorRanger
      @RhyperiorRanger 4 года назад +37

      It’s a before and after picture now. Big beard

    • @vincentwang2310
      @vincentwang2310 4 года назад +99

      I hope they keep doing it when Jordan is 60.

    • @mfe23
      @mfe23 4 года назад +7

      Because Conan "just can't help himself"...! 🙃🤭😆😅😂🤣👏👍🤘😎❤️❤️❤️

  • @someoneonly
    @someoneonly 4 года назад +10145

    Can we all just appreciate the lengths that jordan degraded himself to just to bring conan and us some entertainment xD

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 года назад +302

      this is so hilarious and demeaning at the same time

    • @stebopign
      @stebopign 4 года назад +430

      yea. schlansky was such a good sport. that was funny as hell. lols.

    • @happydayz7857
      @happydayz7857 4 года назад +1

      someoneonlylol lol

    • @hootiehootheblowphish4109
      @hootiehootheblowphish4109 4 года назад +321

      I feel like he's probably a cool dude in real life. This is just an exaggerated version of himself that he and Conan play up for comedy purposes

    • @stebopign
      @stebopign 4 года назад +20

      @@hootiehootheblowphish4109 he was more relaxed in his really only sketches. so yea. haha

  • @kunilsen2519
    @kunilsen2519 4 года назад +7222

    Jordan is honestly so nice and caring to Conan in his strange alien way.

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 4 года назад +70

      Ku Nilsen He’s being paid handsomely to sit in his house and do a bit.

    • @realprisec
      @realprisec 4 года назад +44

      TheGodYouWishYouKnew “do a bit”
      You’re the one doing a bit, judging people with a job by typing words on ur parents’ pc

    • @kunilsen2519
      @kunilsen2519 4 года назад +13

      @@TheGodYouWishYouKnew I`m talking about Jordan, the one we see on screen. Not whoever Jordan is that is not on the screen.

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 4 года назад +1

      Ku Nilsen So am I

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 4 года назад +7

      Prisec I’m not judging anyone. I’d be nice too if you paid me to sit in my house to do a bit.

  • @callummoodley6311
    @callummoodley6311 4 года назад +4640

    "Take care Jordan , I miss you" so heartwarming and wholesome

    • @itsmenotyou652
      @itsmenotyou652 4 года назад +206

      It seemed so sincere

    • @edwardv7991
      @edwardv7991 3 года назад +86

      I think when the lockdown is lifted and Conan sees Jordan for the first time, Conan is going to tear and quietly hides it so that Jordan doesn't see.

    • @Alan_is_here
      @Alan_is_here 3 года назад +60

      They practically act like siblings.

    • @AI_Ralph
      @AI_Ralph 3 года назад +49

      Yeah I felt that too. Usually he would crack a smile or joke after something like that, but it just ended there.

    • @freddym99
      @freddym99 3 года назад +31

      he really meant that

  • @seansavva2275
    @seansavva2275 4 года назад +2602

    "Take care Jordan, I miss you" - Conan 2020
    It only took a global pandemic for this to happen

    • @ohnoitsapoorva7686
      @ohnoitsapoorva7686 4 года назад +139

      Yeah that felt so natural they really are homies

    • @IamLegendAnon
      @IamLegendAnon 4 года назад +123

      Sean Savva You can tell he's not putting up an act for once and genuinely misses Jordan and the rest of his staff. Actually made me feel pretty bad for him

    • @seansavva2275
      @seansavva2275 4 года назад +102

      Actually very sweet moment, glad they left that in

    • @pinchepoor5461
      @pinchepoor5461 4 года назад +21

      It’s Enough to make a grown man cry 😢

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 года назад +27

      @@IamLegendAnon most of the interactions between them aren't acts, they're mostly real with pockets of scripted drama. most of this is real, even if heightened.

  • @patf8845
    @patf8845 4 года назад +3352

    I feel like this falls into the "various tasks and responsibilities" category.

  • @DasherBeats
    @DasherBeats 4 года назад +935

    “take care Jordan, I miss you”
    [everybody liked that]

  • @oco987
    @oco987 4 года назад +2105

    Jordan's home looks cleaner than his office. How is that possible?

    • @myfinalheaven9590
      @myfinalheaven9590 3 года назад +182

      The office where Jordan works, is a set.
      Also, he's married so his wife helps him clean, most likely.

    • @kloonst
      @kloonst 3 года назад +214

      His wife, Emma, is probably a force to reckon with if she somehow manages to curb Jordan's hoarder tendencies.

    • @m0v
      @m0v 3 года назад +58

      @@kloonst I think she is hired by conan

    • @ajinkyakamat7053
      @ajinkyakamat7053 3 года назад +84

      Probably his office being messy is just a part of a sketch. Personally, I find it hilarious that someone who is so particular in others aspects has such a messy office

    • @N4p0100
      @N4p0100 3 года назад +13

      His wife

  • @ipwnyoudiehaha
    @ipwnyoudiehaha 4 года назад +2693

    "Are you gonna occasionally summon me into this room, unannounced and ask me to put my mouth up to this hole to catch projectiles of Italian cookies?" That sentence has never been said in the history of mankind until Jordan Schlansky came along.

  • @MA-wm9pg
    @MA-wm9pg 4 года назад +5900

    Other hosts: *interview irrelevant celebs*
    My man Conan: *out here feeding coworkers pet food over a web cam..*

    • @siraxgr950
      @siraxgr950 4 года назад +297

      Actually! They are premium quality cookies imported from Italy

    • @dor4376
      @dor4376 4 года назад +11

      Yup, that's why i like him 🤣

    • @flashaxl
      @flashaxl 4 года назад +48

      He is not a typical coworker though, his title is Associate Producer

    • @4545lord
      @4545lord 4 года назад +12

      And that is Conan. No need for fake celebs.

    • @Bateman_Shorts
      @Bateman_Shorts 4 года назад +4

      Slave*

  • @brianandrew9594
    @brianandrew9594 4 года назад +614

    “I’m not trying to impress anyone with my fashion ... I have the full range of motion.”
    I shall use this quote with my girlfriend the next time she yells at me for my attire.

    • @optophobe
      @optophobe 3 года назад +7

      If this line were in a movie I am sure it would be widely quoted.

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 3 года назад +5

      Honestly my response to a partner yelling at me for my outfit would be “we should break up.”

    • @shoWbitz
      @shoWbitz 3 года назад +1

      👌👍👏

  • @galaxieshand
    @galaxieshand 4 года назад +2397

    Am I the only one who still hears the audience laughing sometimes

    • @uninterruptedrhythm4104
      @uninterruptedrhythm4104 4 года назад +29

      Thats means they worked!

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 года назад +79

      glad i'm not the only one with voices in my head

    • @adembelazregue
      @adembelazregue 4 года назад +22

      Yeah isolation tends to do that

    • @AtomNic
      @AtomNic 4 года назад +13

      yeah, was expecting an audience laughter a few times too lol

    • @user-oo8oj1hl8k
      @user-oo8oj1hl8k 4 года назад +6

      I just heard myself laughing

  • @kumaravelrajan
    @kumaravelrajan 4 года назад +3977

    I miss the crowd cheering whenever Jordan's picture is shown when conan introduces him before every sketch.

    • @adamzangara
      @adamzangara 4 года назад +158

      I thought EXACT same! I could almost hear them. Same photo for years which makes it even funnier.

    • @matth5734
      @matth5734 4 года назад +45

      You can imagine me cheering because I was.

    • @jiten9843
      @jiten9843 4 года назад +37

      It's a godly image

    • @studiorose11
      @studiorose11 4 года назад +1

      Same lol

    • @cruetusnex
      @cruetusnex 4 года назад +5

      I don't. I hate hearing an audience.

  • @bleekshanone9657
    @bleekshanone9657 4 года назад +1581

    The way Conan said “I miss you” at the end is heartwarming

    • @definitelynosebreather
      @definitelynosebreather 4 года назад +75

      I never saw him like this :'(

    • @AviChetriArtwork
      @AviChetriArtwork 4 года назад +15

      I'm hoping for a "Shawshank Redemption ending" hug from the two.

    • @Eddie_freeflow504
      @Eddie_freeflow504 4 года назад +11

      I said the same thing he really does care about Jordan

    • @dushyantbangal169
      @dushyantbangal169 4 года назад +4

      Spoiler alert

    • @normawalsh671
      @normawalsh671 4 года назад +6

      I saw this last night, and noticed how he says " I miss yo, Jordan" it was so sweet.

  • @tyq5443
    @tyq5443 4 года назад +194

    Usually Conan can joke around with his staff but the distance had made him miss his staff so much he broke his public image and admitted he missed his staff. He's such an adorably lively man!

  • @gnntech
    @gnntech 4 года назад +689

    Knowing the fact that Jordan is more or less playing an exaggerated version of himself and has broken character in the past makes these bits so much funnier.

    • @Tombee2
      @Tombee2 4 года назад +29

      He turns his face to hide laughter I love his character it hilarious 😆

    • @Hhhhhh-sz9ud
      @Hhhhhh-sz9ud 4 года назад +4

      This one seemed to just be himself

    • @sloppyjoes7
      @sloppyjoes7 3 года назад +20

      Jordan isn't a character. Never has been.

    • @DJ-ov2it
      @DJ-ov2it 2 года назад +15

      @@sloppyjoes7 a mildly played up version of his real self.

  • @silvercomics3517
    @silvercomics3517 4 года назад +585

    “Jordan, it’s me Conan.”
    “Yes.”

    • @matiastoatv
      @matiastoatv 4 года назад +1

      That's me in a nutshell xD

  • @christianvicedo3715
    @christianvicedo3715 4 года назад +1484

    "Take care, Jordan...I miss you." Hit too close to home.

    • @marcusstone6273
      @marcusstone6273 4 года назад +63

      Yeah you could see on conan that he really meant that. They had such amazing friendship, and they built it year after year.

    • @teedee7310
      @teedee7310 4 года назад +26

      Yeah...I felt that. ❤️

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange 4 года назад +52

      Yeah hit me out of nowhere. You can tell they really have a fondness for each other underneath the act. Haven’t they worked together for like 15-20 years now?

    • @TheBoilingICE
      @TheBoilingICE 4 года назад +21

      Didn't expect such a sad ending.

    • @ThePartyProfessors
      @ThePartyProfessors 4 года назад

      @@HotStrange de de la la

  • @noelsartin
    @noelsartin 4 года назад +381

    Day 1: "Hope we never see each other again"
    Day 2: "Take care Jordan, I miss you"

  • @KypForPresident
    @KypForPresident 4 года назад +146

    this is such a strange friendship but its heartwarming in a weird way.

  • @haraldharam9334
    @haraldharam9334 4 года назад +720

    I'm wearing natural fibers, Jordan is such a class act

    • @haraldharam9334
      @haraldharam9334 4 года назад +7

      @@MisssKayy Oya! Last time I saw Conan and Jordan together they were in Italy, it was hilarious, what a combo these two are!

    • @papasmurf1904
      @papasmurf1904 4 года назад +6

      He sure is a true find.....that's for sure! One in a million! =)

    • @SLCtica
      @SLCtica 4 года назад +1

      Harald Haram don’t forget, he also has a “full range of motion.” I love Jordan 😂

  • @lynt.129
    @lynt.129 4 года назад +1424

    Early days of quarantine "i hope we never speak again"
    Weeks later "i miss you, jordan"

    • @definitelynosebreather
      @definitelynosebreather 4 года назад +25

      literally me and my colleagues of work lol

    • @Krobelux
      @Krobelux 4 года назад +9

      That last bit was a pretty 'awee' moment.

    • @adelfosharas
      @adelfosharas 4 года назад

      Hahahahahahahahhahahaha yes !!

  • @jamesb2291
    @jamesb2291 3 года назад +137

    I've known people exactly like Jordan. The scenarios might be staged, but his personality and reactions are absolutely real.

  • @detoxwithp-talksofficial6868
    @detoxwithp-talksofficial6868 4 года назад +582

    I see Jordan and I see 1 million views
    me: Makes sense.

  • @jturcios4607
    @jturcios4607 4 года назад +691

    Jordan seems to be forgetting to prepare his body in various ways

    • @Vincent_Quak
      @Vincent_Quak 4 года назад +19

      He is prepared for his daily tasks

    • @chsk86
      @chsk86 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @Stabsnipers
      @Stabsnipers 4 года назад +44

      I don't see why you believe he hasn't prepared. Clearly he has grown a beard which is very popular in certain parts of Europe and Asia and acts as a natural filter of microscopic allergens kept out of their noses and, as a result, the reduction of the effects of conditions such as hay fever and other allergies. He is wearing pajamas made from natural fibers which are more sustainable. When it comes to the sustainability of clothing, natural fiber clothing is generally more sustainable than most other synthetic fibers which require high energy use and crude oil (source). Additionally, because natural fibers are plant materials, they decompose quickly. Synthetic fabrics could be considered plastic fabric. In a process called polymerization, chemically-derived fibers are joined together to create fabric. It requires numerous chemicals and solvents to create any type of synthetic fabric.

    • @erickreal8744
      @erickreal8744 4 года назад +13

      @@Stabsnipers Jordan is this your burner account

    • @jturcios4607
      @jturcios4607 4 года назад +1

      Stabsnipers perhaps

  • @Sweaterboy
    @Sweaterboy 4 года назад +1443

    it’s like Jordan’s the son putting up with his elderly father stuck in a nursing home. you can feel his wife behind the camera telling him “he’s your father he doesn’t have much time left”

    • @rationalmystic5
      @rationalmystic5 4 года назад +36

      I know they have declared he is married on the show but I seriously don't think Jordan is married.

    • @afunname3692
      @afunname3692 4 года назад +2

      Imao

    • @fpkblast8465
      @fpkblast8465 4 года назад +15

      Plot twist: Jordan is actually Conan's bastard son. I'm just saying... sometimes you just nose 👃

    • @saramahmo
      @saramahmo 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @wosborne5535
      @wosborne5535 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHA well said

  • @wing3789
    @wing3789 4 года назад +58

    "yes I'm okay with that"
    Exudes more love than most couples saying "I love you"

  • @seeyuanjen7573
    @seeyuanjen7573 4 года назад +743

    I feel like Conan is depressed at home. He probably really misses his employees like Jordan and Sona. Normally Conan is pretty rude and unhappy to see Jordan, but this time eventhough Conan is still making fun of Jordan, I feel that Conan actually misses Jordan a lot lol and that this meeting made Conan happy again. Jordan was a good sport too.

    • @Rio-gf3ez
      @Rio-gf3ez 4 года назад +82

      Jordan is a good sport man. Stayed in character and Conan couldnt broke character cause he was so happy to see him. Ah such great friendship are rare and far in between

    • @sushmag4297
      @sushmag4297 4 года назад +37

      He told Jordan he hadn't been this happy in weeks lol. You can tell he really misses those guys.

    • @bunker8digitallabs
      @bunker8digitallabs 3 года назад +26

      Everyone please. Jordan is playing the classic role of a straight man to a joker. He is exaggerating for effect. This is not really him, it is a persona that he has created for Conan. Because Conan’s humour is so lively, physical and obnoxious, Jordan reacts in a deadpan manner which makes both Jordan funny for not reacting and Conan’s childlike desire for impish humour that much funnier. It is like two professionals jamming through comedy. They both support each other. It is just as tough to be deadpan and straight as it is to be “the funny one”. This is Abbot and Costello all over again. Love it.

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 3 года назад +8

      @@bunker8digitallabs Absolutely. And that ending was 2 great friends who just miss being together at work. No deprecation. A reminder of what you Americans must have been going through with the quarantine-type situation.

    • @kakalimukherjee3297
      @kakalimukherjee3297 3 года назад +4

      @@bunker8digitallabs
      Good point, but I'm not sure if some of the character that Jordan plays has seeped into his actual character

  • @Chahnification
    @Chahnification 4 года назад +817

    I won't lie, I was having a bad mental health day. But Jordan Schlansky eating Italian cookies flung at him from a dog camera legitimately made me feel better.

    • @mfe23
      @mfe23 4 года назад +3

      👍🤘☺️

    • @jojomakes
      @jojomakes 4 года назад +2

      ♥️

    • @samantha5199
      @samantha5199 4 года назад +2

      Chahnification 💕💕💕

    • @Stig69
      @Stig69 4 года назад +13

      If a small Italian man can catch cookies from a dog treat dispenser, you can do anything

    • @jkajmo
      @jkajmo 4 года назад +5

      Hope you feel better Chahn

  • @nodevit9950
    @nodevit9950 4 года назад +824

    Jordan and Conan are the best. The way they interact is priceless.
    More Jordan videos please

    • @aguy6641
      @aguy6641 4 года назад +3

      The last one got major views

    • @mfe23
      @mfe23 4 года назад +2

      Yes Please...! 👏👍🤘

    • @willthebatboy
      @willthebatboy 4 года назад +1

      Requesting specific videos during quarantine haha. Cool

    • @RomanDiaries
      @RomanDiaries 4 года назад +1

      A new Schlansky video every day would still not be enough

    • @standingstrong4916
      @standingstrong4916 4 года назад

      They are so sweet such good friends

  • @killercroc2256
    @killercroc2256 3 года назад +46

    We don’t deserve Jordan 😂 he’s such a great friend

  • @MR.ICE.
    @MR.ICE. 4 года назад +64

    5:30 Jordan was trying soooo hard not to laugh lol

  • @keimat4470
    @keimat4470 4 года назад +501

    lmfao honestly I would love to have a friend like Jordan. He's humiliating himself just to make Conan happy, that's really sweet.

    • @OleanderSmoothie
      @OleanderSmoothie 4 года назад +16

      or really kinky

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 4 года назад +1

      True! And good profile photo! I miss him!

    • @jtparker6286
      @jtparker6286 4 года назад

      kei mat I agree!

    • @_Fug
      @_Fug 4 года назад +1

      u sadistic or what

    • @jackmetei7960
      @jackmetei7960 4 года назад +3

      Mario Glory he's doesn't get paid to be humiliated, he gets paid to work on files...not on camera !!
      It's just a genuine friendship.
      U would realise that if u would dig in more into their lifes and more interviews/meet up with Conan.

  • @hashim7527
    @hashim7527 4 года назад +347

    “Take care jordan I miss you”
    “Me too”
    🥺❤️

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 2 года назад

      What's funniest is that interaction makes no sense, hear me out. It's like when you're at the airport and you say "you too" when the person at the ticket desk says "have a nice flight" before you board the plane.
      It's so perfectly Jordan and Conan that it _kinda_ makes sense, but the wording is awkward, because that's just how these two diametrically opposite people communicate, and it's perfect.

  • @hectorlee85
    @hectorlee85 4 года назад +79

    "I'm wearing natural fibers"
    if you put this on a shirt, I'm positive people will know who this came from.

  • @dylanschurman3156
    @dylanschurman3156 3 года назад +25

    Wow seeing Jordan actually laugh is so heartwarming. Dudes been there since the 90s, feels like him and Conan have become real friends over the years

  • @DominicGo
    @DominicGo 4 года назад +1573

    Ellen is under fire for treating her staff poorly by cutting their pay, and other late night host are struggling trying to adapt... meanwhile we have conan absolutely thriving by just being himself, filmed using a webcam over zoom. We love to see it

    • @matiastoatv
      @matiastoatv 4 года назад +144

      treating the staff poorly? HE FEEDS HIS PRODUCER COOKIES FROM A DOG CAM XD

    • @TheBeanie1988
      @TheBeanie1988 4 года назад +31

      matiastoat42 did you read the comment- he said ELLEN, not Conan is under fire for treating her staff poorly. She isn’t paying her stage crew while she works from home.

    • @matiastoatv
      @matiastoatv 4 года назад +62

      @@TheBeanie1988 yes I did 😒 i was jokingly pointing out that if ellen treated her staff poorly, then with this, conan would be considered abusive, so he would be worse. It's obviously a joke of course.

    • @mgth7812
      @mgth7812 4 года назад +1

      @@matiastoatv it's sponsorship

    • @BlissfulBluebell
      @BlissfulBluebell 4 года назад +4

      Why Jordan hasn't sued Conan for harassment is beyond me 😂😂

  • @bchery4048
    @bchery4048 4 года назад +453

    At the end Conan saying "take care I miss you" hit different

    • @JonathanCruz-rj2ys
      @JonathanCruz-rj2ys 4 года назад +22

      Seriously tho was not expecting that to effect me the way it did :'(

    • @chovue2363
      @chovue2363 4 года назад +20

      It was very sincere. 😚

    • @mfe23
      @mfe23 4 года назад +4

      ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Ashbash-kf5xd
      @Ashbash-kf5xd 4 года назад +8

      Omg 😭😭😭 this is such a messed up situation we’re in right now. That hit hard

    • @emilyflury
      @emilyflury 4 года назад +5

      Yes, I appreciate that Conan acknowledges his friendship with Jordan.

  • @windur
    @windur Год назад +26

    I love that they always use that good old picture when they introduce Jordan Schlansky😂

  • @doyouworshipthedoll4570
    @doyouworshipthedoll4570 4 года назад +476

    Ok, I have a confession... I really like Jordan with a beard.

    • @mandaleigh5249
      @mandaleigh5249 4 года назад +15

      He wears it verrrry well!

    • @Uouttooo
      @Uouttooo 4 года назад +12

      It makes him look old. Not in a nice way.

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin 3 года назад +15

      Actually... the epic history and legend of the beard goes back a long, long way. In prehistoric times, scientists believe that men grew long beards for three main reasons...

    • @erenjeager5290
      @erenjeager5290 3 года назад

      @@FrankBenlin Thank you Jordan for that wonderful tid bit

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin 3 года назад +1

      @@erenjeager5290 Well, the interesting thing about tidbit or the “titbit” spelling in the UK, especially in the news and gossip sense, may have been reinforced by ....

  • @andune
    @andune 4 года назад +773

    "...take care Jordan, I miss you", "You too" Wholesome, Conan's team is a family.

    • @QuasiELVIS
      @QuasiELVIS 4 года назад +14

      He'd be great to work for.

    • @zeus6662
      @zeus6662 4 года назад +9

      It's a dysfunctional family like the rest of our families but it's still a family. For me, I wouldn't change anything else.

    • @shawnberry8052
      @shawnberry8052 4 года назад +1

      Warms my heart

    • @carjaroo
      @carjaroo 3 года назад

      @@zeus6662 Conan puts the 'fun' in dysfunctional

  • @IamLegendAnon
    @IamLegendAnon 4 года назад +124

    You can tell Conan really missed this cause he genuinely says so, and literally says he "hasn't been this happy in weeks", but the way you know Jordan missed him too is that Jordan humors him without any snark for once. It's really sweet. Also Conan dropping the pretense and saying he straight up seriously misses Jordan gmfu a little bit. This whole video is surprisingly raw for a Conan and Jordan bit.

    • @definitelynosebreather
      @definitelynosebreather 4 года назад +7

      when he was laughing his ass off I was trying to remember the last time I saw him like this, then the very next thing he said was about not being this happy in weeeks~~. and yes, that was really real - i almost feel sad here :(

  • @respiratoryfailure3780
    @respiratoryfailure3780 4 года назад +754

    I don't get why Jordan is in quarantine, COVID only affects human beings.

    • @EduardoMora69
      @EduardoMora69 4 года назад +8

      Pay no attention that it came from a bat....

    • @bernardschmitt6389
      @bernardschmitt6389 4 года назад +1

      I guess it also effects aliens

    • @bernardschmitt6389
      @bernardschmitt6389 4 года назад +8

      @@EduardoMora69 dude take a joke or watch someone other than a comedian

    • @skoll_2024
      @skoll_2024 4 года назад

      To easy to identified.

    • @solelyjustme4357
      @solelyjustme4357 4 года назад

      Eduardo Mora Yes the disease came from a bat what’s your point????

  • @84westy55
    @84westy55 4 года назад +757

    Jordan Schlansky *reads employment contract*
    "Can you be more specific about 'Other duties, as assigned' right here?"
    HR Person: "No. No, we cannot."

  • @RHaines76Gaming
    @RHaines76Gaming 4 года назад +139

    Conan with the heartfelt "I miss you" at the end. Real friendship right there.

    • @006Blitz
      @006Blitz 4 года назад +4

      I felt that too.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 4 года назад +2823

    Jordan's wife: "Please satisfy me tonight."
    Jordan: "I don't think it's possible due to the chaos theory."

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 4 года назад +23

      soulassassin0g : au contraire. There is NO chaos in THAT bedroom! 😁 And I doubt Jordan’s spouse has to ask for anything. 😁 #teamjordan 😁😂😂

    • @SRaburrido
      @SRaburrido 4 года назад +26

      Well, he showed that he knows to put the mouth in that hole, so...

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 4 года назад +11

      ElProbeMigué ☹️ keep it clean! Migue! (By preparing it in various ways of course). 😁

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 4 года назад +89

      I like to think his wife talks like him.
      "Let us commence in our sexual marital duties."
      "The act will proceed once I've reached the appropriate level of arousal for the required task."

    • @philb6133
      @philb6133 4 года назад +18

      Also Jordan: yes, I know where the hole is.
      Also Jordan: You want my mouth right on the hole?

  • @wyansas
    @wyansas 3 года назад +24

    Jordan saying he lives by a moral code is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

  • @conaninflable2832
    @conaninflable2832 4 года назад +41

    the writers strike, the time he leaves NBC and made the movie, this quarantine.
    Conan knows how to get the best out of a bad situation

  • @KenFan4life
    @KenFan4life 4 года назад +213

    I wasn't expecting Jordan's house to look so clean considering the state of his office.

    • @TheHumanDJ
      @TheHumanDJ 4 года назад +34

      Has to keep emma happy, he probably turned on the air conditioning as well lol

    • @gleelee2008
      @gleelee2008 4 года назад +5

      he's married now...so...

    • @susanlisson7066
      @susanlisson7066 4 года назад

      The irony! 😂

    • @mat5473
      @mat5473 4 года назад +8

      I bet you he has one room that's his office/den which is an absolute mess.

    • @krisselv
      @krisselv 4 года назад +4

      I suppose his various tasks at home differs from his various tasks in the office.

  • @fvwoicgwii
    @fvwoicgwii 4 года назад +335

    Is it just me or does Conan genuinely look happy when he's talking to Jordan. I see extra endorphins on his face throughout the whole video😏

    • @iClone316
      @iClone316 4 года назад +3

      Same, I saw some endorphins too

    • @trashmyego
      @trashmyego 4 года назад +19

      @@MisssKayy Jordan has worked for/with Conan for the majority of his entire adult life, there's no doubt they're friends. I loved that you can see Jordan breaking a bit during this, he has to turn away to hide his smile/giggling.

    • @mightymouse5930
      @mightymouse5930 4 года назад +1

      To see endorphins, is to be endorphins.

    • @pol610
      @pol610 4 года назад +1

      Endorphinception.

    • @minainmunda875
      @minainmunda875 4 года назад +2

      He his supper comfortable around Jordan, like a baby next to the mother

  • @analinares
    @analinares 4 года назад +22

    Conan: "Thank you Jeff Goldblum, circa the first dinosaur movie on the island." Hilarious!

  • @RobinFlysHigh
    @RobinFlysHigh 4 года назад +31

    Boss presents choking hazard to employee for 5 minutes straight

  • @cooper9917
    @cooper9917 4 года назад +2334

    Normal Boss: "Please have your current client projections in by Monday."
    Conan: "Mouth on the hole please!"

    • @m_wizzle
      @m_wizzle 4 года назад +111

      I’d imagine the Clinton administration was somewhat similar

    • @rohanmodi1808
      @rohanmodi1808 4 года назад +8

      @@m_wizzle hahahahahaha

    • @popycute13
      @popycute13 4 года назад +25

      "Are you a good boy, Jordan?" "open up nice and wide"

    • @bohemianbum6082
      @bohemianbum6082 3 года назад

      Me: THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU MUST SHRED THE DOCUMENTS OF LAST MONTH HAHA JUST KIDDING

    • @BrainFoodPlus
      @BrainFoodPlus 3 года назад +10

      I feel like working for conan is the least boring job on earth

  • @marikotrue3488
    @marikotrue3488 4 года назад +263

    The ingenuity of Conan being able to annoy his employees while totally keeping up social distancing is a marvel to behold...and makes me giggle like a child.

  • @unclehisoka
    @unclehisoka 4 года назад +38

    When Jordan starts his endless speak conan’s like: ah I miss this

  • @jond1325
    @jond1325 3 года назад +4

    “I don’t know what your criteria is”
    Absolute perfect response for so many things. Jordan is awesome

  • @LickMyMusketBallsYankee
    @LickMyMusketBallsYankee 4 года назад +635

    *Shows photo of Jordan*
    *Still says "yeah" as if an audience laughed to it*

  • @AsitorCorporation
    @AsitorCorporation 4 года назад +612

    I like to imagine that these are leaked recordings, they were never intended for public release and this is how they act in private

    • @Deloreon
      @Deloreon 4 года назад +9

      I will now continue to watch Conan from home with this in mind. Thank you.

    • @crossconnection1396
      @crossconnection1396 4 года назад +1

      😂👍🏽

    • @johnfisher8401
      @johnfisher8401 4 года назад

      I doubt theyd act like this in private but who knows🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @SkyeMpuremagic
      @SkyeMpuremagic 4 года назад +1

      That makes it even more hilarious. Thanx 😂

    • @anotherdroid493
      @anotherdroid493 4 года назад +3

      William Van Dusen Whoosh

  • @justinlalugski2083
    @justinlalugski2083 3 года назад +8

    "im not trying to impress anyone with my fashion, i have full range of motion.." hahaha i love this man

  • @raz5321
    @raz5321 4 года назад +11

    The chemistry and the friendship that these two have.. it's amazing to witness and always joyful

  • @dr.schlansky7314
    @dr.schlansky7314 4 года назад +216

    Seeing this pop up made me deeply emotional

    • @ARandomStan
      @ARandomStan 4 года назад +14

      I see that you're a deeply emotional man

    • @kc3082
      @kc3082 4 года назад +4

      Why do you wear socks inside your own home.

    • @leem9886
      @leem9886 4 года назад +3

      Why pose as Jordan? It’s 2020, you ain’t catfishing anyone.

    • @markey5427
      @markey5427 4 года назад

      哈哈哈,笑死了

    • @theofficialassmob
      @theofficialassmob 4 года назад +1

      I too felt various emotions Señor Schlansky

  • @alancorp3565
    @alancorp3565 4 года назад +395

    I would rather see Conan with his employees than with celebrities

    • @ModeDickson
      @ModeDickson 4 года назад +7

      Imagine there's no heaven ( Gal Gadot Creepy smile )

    • @KJ-je9pm
      @KJ-je9pm 4 года назад

      Facts

    • @dor4376
      @dor4376 4 года назад

      @@ModeDickson 🤣

    • @dor4376
      @dor4376 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, at least he's friendly with his coworkers, not like others such as ellen degenerate🙃🙃

    • @donteventry.6560
      @donteventry.6560 4 года назад

      DOR oof

  • @Sonnie125
    @Sonnie125 4 года назад +9

    You can actually hear the genuine sentiment and emotion when Conan says , take care and I miss you at the end ! ... These two are best buds 👍

  • @agcdoodlemama1486
    @agcdoodlemama1486 3 года назад +7

    This was very nice. I've been to a couple of Conan’s shows; he has an energy that I would find hard to be around and that's his comedy style. I also think he's incredibly kind and very grateful for the people who stick it out with him and telling Jordan he missed him was very sweet. 🥰

  • @shandean8352
    @shandean8352 4 года назад +561

    Jordan’s living room looks like he bought his furniture and decorations from The Sims.

    • @ThePalFishCoach
      @ThePalFishCoach 4 года назад +4

      Shannon Conder Sims 1 Livin’ Large, no less!

    • @jessicabrutsman3251
      @jessicabrutsman3251 4 года назад +6

      Now that you said that, I can't get that idea out of my head. I expected his home to be all white and grey tones. This is so at odds with his personality. That rug...wtf Jordan.

    • @courtneyjones-laweka1716
      @courtneyjones-laweka1716 4 года назад +1

      It's probably just an extra room and not his main living room.

  • @kathyrose8750
    @kathyrose8750 4 года назад +271

    Bless Conan for giving us new Jordan content even when the world is in chaos.

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 4 года назад +2

      yes :)

    • @mfe23
      @mfe23 4 года назад

      👏👍🤘❣️❤️❤️❤️

  • @friedchicken1
    @friedchicken1 4 года назад +17

    that "I miss you" at the end nutellaed my heart

  • @nitram_nosnibor
    @nitram_nosnibor 4 года назад +52

    Jordan is such a good sport, I really like him even though he does these crazy stuff hints for Conan. But to hear Conan say I miss you really put a lovely tone to the video. It was very heartfelt

  • @jhondepaz9914
    @jhondepaz9914 4 года назад +539

    Invited celebrity: 50k in 1 week
    Staff member: 50k in 1 hour

    • @jacobwiener4391
      @jacobwiener4391 4 года назад +17

      Jhon Depaz not just any staff member..,

    • @jelle902
      @jelle902 4 года назад

      I don't understand...

    • @6rasta6bhoy6
      @6rasta6bhoy6 4 года назад +6

      @@jacobwiener4391
      Heh heh staff...
      Heh heh member...

    • @Oddthority
      @Oddthority 4 года назад +1

      The celebrities are just meh

    • @collbackk
      @collbackk 4 года назад +10

      At this point, Conan should just do shows w/ Andy, Jordan, Sona and Matt Gorley. Maybe just bring Bill Burr or Jeff Goldblum in from time to time.

  • @BrendadirkCramplescrunch
    @BrendadirkCramplescrunch 4 года назад +226

    Jordon is such a good sport. I'm literally cry laughing, this is so funny.

    • @jeromeirvinggo
      @jeromeirvinggo 4 года назад +3

      Did you mean a "Good Boy"? hahaha!

    • @h3rti785
      @h3rti785 4 года назад

      jerome go actually it’s “good boi”

  • @adhvithnambiar3743
    @adhvithnambiar3743 2 года назад +5

    Greatest undeclaired bromance in television history.

  • @wvp07
    @wvp07 Год назад +3

    I wish I had found this video during the lockdown. I would’ve watched it everyday.

  • @emperorbartu2414
    @emperorbartu2414 4 года назад +662

    Jordan unable to catch the "biscotti"
    Chaos theory

    • @wilhelmh9495
      @wilhelmh9495 4 года назад +11

      Emperor Bartu biscotto

    • @sastaassh1112
      @sastaassh1112 4 года назад +4

      But there were more than one I guess

    • @cavesandraves5231
      @cavesandraves5231 4 года назад

      Shut up benson

    • @arditeider2812
      @arditeider2812 4 года назад

      No one cares, it's just an Italian cookie.

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 4 года назад

      It's more so that he has a problem of correctly aligning his mouth according to the projectile's trajectory as well as the timing of opening his mouth.
      So it boils down geometry and reflexes - although you can hold your mouth open the whole time you're trying to catch the treat - so you don't need much reflexes.

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH 4 года назад +109

    My favourite moment was actually right at the end when Conan said he missed him. Despite all the jokes there is genuine affection there. It was very sweet.

  • @Drawson663
    @Drawson663 3 года назад +3

    THAT LAST SHOT WITH HIS MOUTH OVER THE HOLE, so unbelievably fantastic

  • @Vospader21
    @Vospader21 3 года назад +21

    Jordan did not prepare his body in multiple various ways for this.

  • @dickbiggerjr3613
    @dickbiggerjr3613 4 года назад +573

    Conan literally slaps cookies out of Sona's hands and shoots cookies into Jordan's mouth. 😂😂😂

    • @XplicitStory
      @XplicitStory 4 года назад

      Israel Rodriguez “I’ve seen you at bus stations”

    • @rebeccaxia350
      @rebeccaxia350 4 года назад

      Imagine him slap cookies into Jordan’s mouth from Sona’s hand 😂

  • @leo_1304
    @leo_1304 4 года назад +2165

    Why is Jordan even quarantined? Robots can’t get corona, only humans

    • @popularculture2890
      @popularculture2890 4 года назад +3

      lol.

    • @MidnightVideo
      @MidnightVideo 4 года назад +1

      Perfect. -Midnight Video

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 года назад +7

      Robots can get humans?

    • @privateinvestigator8607
      @privateinvestigator8607 4 года назад +11

      He’s quarantined due to surface contact potential.

    • @brijendrasai1513
      @brijendrasai1513 4 года назад +1

      but he can be a carrier of the virus. every surface he ever touches will be contaminated if one of them has virus on it

  • @DC.....
    @DC..... 4 года назад +92

    I'll never get bored of these two

  • @h3artands0uLL
    @h3artands0uLL Год назад +1

    That last second of “Take care Jordan. I miss you.” Ugh! Just pulls at the heart strings 🥺❣️

  • @danasong123
    @danasong123 4 года назад +732

    I feel like I just watched an intimate moment between two people

    • @sushilsarnaik3665
      @sushilsarnaik3665 4 года назад

      lol

    • @jo929
      @jo929 4 года назад +14

      I'd like an intimate moment with you, where i rub your shoulders and whisper daddy's home in your ears. Is that inappropriate? 🤷‍♂️

    • @kreion
      @kreion 4 года назад +9

      @@jo929 a true Conan fan, I salute you, sir!

    • @jo929
      @jo929 4 года назад +1

      @@kreion Thank you sir, the man's a legend 🙌

    • @jo929
      @jo929 4 года назад

      @danasong123 two people like my comment 😂😉

  • @fullduck97
    @fullduck97 4 года назад +178

    The things jordan will do to entertain Conan. Despite his eccentric personality, hes a very loyal friend.

    • @berika6
      @berika6 4 года назад +8

      Paul Won a very loyal friend indeed 🐶

    • @Kevin-fj5oe
      @Kevin-fj5oe 4 года назад +7

      And his boss

  • @r.k.6483
    @r.k.6483 3 года назад +9

    He seems to actually be a nice guy tho. Even though he goes on and on about stuff, he seems very thoughtful and giving.

  • @koraburke1820
    @koraburke1820 3 года назад +1

    This is by far my favorite video of Jordan

  • @eroshan
    @eroshan 4 года назад +327

    Jordans genius is in the sense he almost never laughs at conan and his own antics.Respect!

    • @SneakyTravels
      @SneakyTravels 4 года назад +7

      he almost lost it couple of times at 5:26 but managed to mentalslap himself back to super cereal face.

  • @winniethepootietang6152
    @winniethepootietang6152 4 года назад +116

    “I have full range of motion. I’m wearing natural fibers.”

    • @Dermatillomaniac
      @Dermatillomaniac 4 года назад +3

      My new response when someone asks how I'm holding up in quarantine! If they don't get it, they're out!

    • @osamab814
      @osamab814 4 года назад

      Winnie the Pootie Tang allowing my skin to breathe

  • @siddheshmisale3904
    @siddheshmisale3904 4 года назад

    Full range of motion, natural fibres, moral codes and ethics. What else do you need in life ? Hail Jordan.

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla 3 года назад +6

    Jordan analyzing the dog treat trajectory is pure gold 🤣

  • @alphabrainwave
    @alphabrainwave 4 года назад +239

    "I'm wearing natural fibers which allows my skin to breathe. That's where most of my oxygen comes from."

  • @saubriz
    @saubriz 4 года назад +477

    “sure, I’m ok with that”......
    Jordan is an American treasure 🇺🇸

  • @asnpride
    @asnpride 3 года назад +7

    I'm laughing so hard, tears are literally coming out of my eyes. Conan and Jordan are so funny together.

  • @user-kn2yk2qt9r
    @user-kn2yk2qt9r 3 года назад +4

    This was the nicest Conan was to Jordan. Wow, he really does miss him.

  • @aharmon8577
    @aharmon8577 4 года назад +349

    I never thought I'd see Conan and Jordan engage in this sort of dominatrix roleplay...

  • @Thomaswilliams94
    @Thomaswilliams94 4 года назад +101

    I love the stock photo Conan has of Jordan, like its a Government file photo.

  • @frozenthrone6458
    @frozenthrone6458 4 года назад +9

    I love Jordan being a great sport to Conan. He's like Watson to Conan
    'I know you can take it in your mouth, saw you at a bus station' LMAO
    I died watching this episode

  • @lilblinder11
    @lilblinder11 4 года назад +7

    That ending tho is heart warming
    so wholesome

  • @katyanaa
    @katyanaa 4 года назад +324

    6 minutes of Conan lowkey telling us he has a puppy kink

    • @terseandtiny1746
      @terseandtiny1746 4 года назад +3

      Pretty much

    • @lynn7767
      @lynn7767 4 года назад +14

      (jazz music stops)

    • @RichardHernandez-pz7bt
      @RichardHernandez-pz7bt 4 года назад +3

      woof woof 🐶🐶

    • @amandajensen3382
      @amandajensen3382 4 года назад +12

      I mean... He was wearing a dog mask in the German dominatrix video...

    • @OleanderSmoothie
      @OleanderSmoothie 4 года назад +5

      now that i think of it....a couple times on his podcast he's described himself as a puppy/dog

  • @Boogers32150
    @Boogers32150 4 года назад +126

    I am a simple person.
    I see Jordan Schlansky.
    I watch.

    • @Maneleeo
      @Maneleeo 4 года назад +2

      A person of culture must I say!

    • @Dave-gv9er
      @Dave-gv9er 4 года назад

      I am too a simple person.
      I give you a 👍 for your comment.

    • @ynotw57
      @ynotw57 4 года назад +1

      I am a simple person.
      I sea weed.
      I upvote.

  • @mediocreman2
    @mediocreman2 Год назад +1

    The fact that Jordan couldn't figure out the timing of when to open his mouth made it even more hilarious. It even makesa little sound before it launches it and he couldn't figure it out. 😅😅

  • @skyrubenoriginal
    @skyrubenoriginal 3 года назад +1

    It's so honest and caring how Conan says 'Take care Jordan. I miss you'
    Love'em both