Persona 5 - All Valentine's Day Dates (ENGLISH)
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- Опубликовано: 9 апр 2017
- WARNING: Valentine's Day takes place after the final dungeon. While there's no story-related spoilers, know this is the final date for all of the romanceable characters.
Kawakami - 00:17
Makoto - 03:22
Ann - 06:27
Haru - 09:14
Futaba - 12:21
Ohya - 15:22
Takemi - 18:29
Hifumi - 21:27
Chihaya - 25:11
Ryuji - 28:20
P.S. As always, Sadayo Kawakami is the only real romance option.
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Sojiro: Oh yeah its Valentine's day
Ryuji: *walks in*
Sojiro: H O O B O Y
The conversation you have with him.... I couldn't stop laughing.
Aawww hell naw
I'm choking in laughter!
Me and my dudes hanging around after school depressed
I just love Sojiro's reaction at the end. Like he didn't mind Akira being gay
"You spend a romantic night with futabu"
Sojiro awakens his persona
Futabu?! HOO BOY!!!
@Angel Robles and his persona knows the move:Lawful shell,which is described as:a bullet made from the laws of not dating your sister that can peirce through even the demon lord(Satanael)
His codename shall be Hooboy
@@mokonono5903 lol
@@mokonono5903 Hoo Boy Arcana
Futaba: “Dad, please just stop!”
Sojiro loading a shotgun: “I just want to talk to him”
Drewsta328 LMAO
What a loud conversation it would be
H O O B O Y
I know that’s quoting something but what
Drewsta328 I just want to talk to him.
I just want to talk to him.
I just want to shoot him. I mean I just want to talk to him.
Kyle Campbell Family guy. Episode? Not sure.
Joker: Dates Ann
Morgana: That was not very cool Joker
I’m new to the Persona 5 fandom. Why does Morgana hate Ann?
@@hannahw4328 you havent played the game?
Morgana likes ann like like like ann
Idk what i said but morgana loves ann 😂
@@hannahw4328 morgana likes ann
@@hannahw4328 Morgana is the biggest simp for Ann
Other girls : Can i sit next to you?
Futaba : Me near K?
OMG SHE'S SOO GODDAMN CUTE!!!!!
Futaba is literally the best girl, Sojiros and Morganas reaction also her general cuteness.
100% agree.
CyberTacoZz yes Futaba is so adorable- I love her!
10/10 best girl
〘 U n i v e r s e 〙 she's 15...
“You spent a romantic evening with Futaba”
Sojiro: *loading shotgun in back of the store*
All joker hears is *SHOTGUN COCKING*
And then you hear "HOO BOI"
What a foolish end...
The best ending
Now that's called being *WAY* too overprotective of your daughter!
Ms. Kawakami: ...Tonight, you’re going to listen to my needs
TONIGHT: HOO BOY
Hoo boy has intensified in an unseen level
HOOOOO BOYYYYY!!
Hoo Boi
Vin Vo Chris Hansen: And what you need is to take a seat over there.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII
I’m jealous. Joker doesn’t even talk yet he has more friends then me.
xD yeah. I don’t talk, why don’t I date all the girls I know?
It’s more like he talks, but he only says two sentences in an entire 10 minute one-to-one conversation
Blagelaglaze GiRlS LoVe A QuIeT gUy
Spaced One don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.
THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S A HOO BOY
"I spent a 'romantic evening' with Futaba"
*in the distance* "Hoo Boy!"
Joseph Perez Nah, he's the overprotective dad, so you just hear a shotgun load and prepare.
PokemonTrainer77 Ok but wait I have another one....
Sojiro: *walks in on you and Futaba's "romantic evening"*
You: "Ah, you're back"
Joseph Perez Sojiro probably done than to thrown them off the mood but sorry the window is closed
I'm fucking cackling
Joseph Perez I love that as I read that I heard the Sojiro "hoo-boy" voice clip in my head
"You know when I was young, Hoo Boy"
*VIETNAM FLASHBACK*
there was too much pussy
we were stuck in the trenchs for months
Hoo Boy
Venom Snake best comment
big boss back at it again
I nEEd OxYGeN
And that was BEFORE I got to the opium fields...
Joker: "I'm kinda nervous."
Ann: "Joker I watched you shoot a god in the face two months ago. This should barely register on your list of anxieties."
But it does. Disappointed Ladies...scarier than The God of Control.
@@Despondencymusic He has god-slaying powers in Mementos, but he is still a teen.
Let’s not forget the torture
Morgana: Women make us weak...
It sounds stupid but teenagers are really this awkward. I myself would probably feel more comfortable shooting a false god in the face compared to being on a date with a cute girl
"You spend a romantic night with Futaba"
Sojiro: T H E C O N T R A C T H A S B E E N S E A L E D.
Sojiro: "Oh, got a little "wrapped up in the mood", huh? Well ill be your judge."
A yes
Sojiro kujo
SoJo’s Parenting Adventure.
I don't get this part, never understood why he was like this with Futaba
Nvm, remembered why. Dumb me.
I am thou, thou art I
@@idioticsuctioncup8054 it shall become the wings of rebellion that breakth thy chains of captivity
With the birth of the HOO BOI persona i have obtainded the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power
Sojiro: Oh. It's Valentine's Day.
*Ms. Kawakami walks in*
*Joker walks up to Kawakami*
Sojiro: WHAT THE FUC-
My reaction
FBI, OPEN UP!!!
Hoo boy...
i imagine the “ who killed captain alex “ announcer saying it that one part where the lady as for the fish
Huh, I more so remsmber that from Futaba’s visit...
Sojiro: when I was young, hoo boy !
Futaba walks in
**HOO BOY INTENSIFIES**
Sojiro: *Sees Ryuji walk in*
*HOOOOOO BOI*
Sojiro: *sees no one walking in and looks at joker*
Sojiro: *calls Futaba*
*flashes back to when soijiro was like can you not like get with futaba.*
@@RiveyDestroy2 Sojiro: *sees no one walking in and looks at joker*
Secret option "Sojiro" has became available
@@BlazeLibra Joker: "Hoo boy"
*Mrs. Kawakami walks in*
Chris Hansen: "Why don't you have a seat?"
Sojiro: *"HOOOO BOY"*
NICE!!!
😂😂😂 man
You made me spray coke on my wall you son of a bitch!!😂😂😂😂
You called your joker Chris Hansen?
@@lenvelperry1948 sounds like fun
Any girl: "Can I sit next to you?' Ryuji: two bros sittin' in a cafe, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay.
Sittin in a coffee??????
@@ScoliosisKing1 Two bros, sitting in a cafe, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay
It says coffee though
There, fixed it since ya'all didn't like my covfefe
Did you write that singing ? XD
Ann: "Ill smack you if you say im to heavy"
Me: My boy is gonna have someone sitting on his face tonight
best comment ever
I agree
XPosseiusX *wheEZING* 😂😂😂
I read that in Dachi's voice XD
XPosseiusX lol
Ryuji: Hey bro can I sit next to you?
Protagonist: FOR REAL?!
LMAO enough for that phrase
Idk if it's my heterosexuality but both this, and Kawakami's Hawaii date had me cringing severely (Age too)
Sojiro: H O O B O Y
Fiery Tiger's Jungle good thing they didn’t make my boy gay, those idiot sjws ruin everything
@@animephase9165 THIS THREAD IS SO OLD SHUT UP
Why Makoto is the best option:
“Ren whispers in Sae s ear in the interrogation room” : your sister calls me daddy too
"too"?
yes
HOO BOY! Gonna need an ice pack for that burn.
HOOOOOOO BOY
''Sae'':If you have her let me join..
Sojiro: "when i was young"
*kawakami enters the chat*
Sojiro: *HOLY MOTHER OF GOD this guy is on a completely different level of chad*
He is a legendary God of Highschool.
Ren "Gigachad" Anamiya
Chad Narukami: *Someone called me?*
HOOO BOI
This comment fucking destroyed my sides
Sojiro for most girls: Enjoy yourselves ;)
For Futaba: WTF
darthakaya The mood wiplash of sojiro being on board to "Dont even think about it" is amazing
Morgana: Mewhehehee
His VA Cassandra Lee Morris must have laughed when she did that.
darthakaya For Ms. Kawakami: holy shet
Mrgana reacting to Ann dating the MC: *sign*
Tough break
It would be better if ryuji walks in and sojiro said "oh...you should have told me..."
hikaru fujiwarai they need to fix that RIGHT NOW
Ryuji: *walks in*
Sojiro: ...Well, if you swing that way, that means more girls for me.
that line is mever the same again XD
Hooo boy
*HOO BOYYYY INTENSIFIES*
Morgana in front of:
other girls: no response
ann: sigh
haru and futaba: *MEWHEHEHE*
What is that suppose to mean
@@truepowersichigo1952 quite literally, that is what Morgana says when you go through with a date
truepowers ichigo basically its saying morgana ships the hell outta haru and futaba with MC. Which could lead us to know haru, makoto and futaba are the genuinly most canon the game could get but not quite
@@notoriouscasual5004 i always figured its since haru, futaba and makoto(although he just walks by for her) can hear him, for ann he just gets depressed
and morgana just says i don't wanna be part of the losers meeting for ryuji
very dom lowkey satisfying seeing morgana get cucked by the Mc if he dates ann
Protagonist: _Is this a confession?_
Ryuji: _Aw dude, hell no!_
...
Ryuji: *Well actually...*
Protagonist: *Oh- WAIT HOLD ON I WAS JUST JOKING*
XD
Liam Vaersey Morgana: *LOOKING GAY JOKER!*
@@Snowiiwastaken 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
Hoo boy
good thing there is a female protagonist mod
Kawakami: "Tonight, you're doing to listen to my needs."
Sojiro: *_"H O O B O Y"_*
*Screams for 3 hours*
*Romantic evening intensifies*
Shes gonna make you her slave
Should’ve been a line
I feel like the time I spent with Kawakami increased my *Charm*
♪♪♪
Classmate: “how hardcore are you”
Joker: “hardcore enough to date your teacher”
Classmate: WHAT THE FUU-
Mishima: "HOO BOY"
*hoo boi intensifies*
@@nonoctoro4933 *" Y A K A M A S H I "*
@@nonoctoro4933 This is why he di-
A moment of silence for this man also doing the Christmas event over and over to give us this video
Ooh Mari.....
Futaba: 15:13
Soijiro: I’ve lost more today than you can ever imagine
Ryuji: So, LeBlanc, your hometown?
Sojiro: Yes, and it was beautiful...
Futaba 3 months later: I'm pregnant
Sojiro: Y O U ' R E W H A T ?!
*I am thou, thou art I.*
@Neil Kaizen that's clever
Valentine's Day: Exists
Sojiro: *Hoo Boy*
no one:
sojiro: hoo boy
He said that right when I read that!
CaptainMcFlawww dating futaba.
Sojiro:WHAT THE F*CK!!!
Dating Futaba
Sojoro: *kicks down door* HOO BOI
CaptainMcFlawww The girls got some great chocolate tho.
"If only Sojiro can adopt you"
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*
*_IF YOU GET A DIVORCE IN ALABAMA,_*
With the Futaba Date: *Gimme Three Steps EARRAPE LEVELS*
OkamiBlaze672 0_O *ARE YOU STILL BROTHER AND SISTER*
Lol
H O O B O I
"You spent a romantic evening with Garlic Shrimp Stand Guy"
That's been awesome. 😂
This comment made me cry laughing
YOU HEAR ABOUT THE PHANTOM THIEVES?
@@Stryfe52 YES I HAVE WHAT ABOUT YOU?!
@@cloaker1619 THE GUYS THAT STEAL HEARTS, HEHE!! Heard about it on the news - they’re all the rage in Japan, yeah! Say, if you run into them, tell ‘em I say hello; and ask them to change people’s hearts so that everyone loves shrimp - hehe!
Me: watching this
Jokers teacher: walks in
Sojiro: a teacher and her student
Joker: *t h a t s t h e b e s t p a r t*
Sojiro: when I was young hoo boy
MC: omg not this story again
then Futaba walks in and he goes from 100 to 0 real quick, switching up to the "FUCK IS THIS SHIT !??"/
Long nguyen phi Sojiro: So, who's the special lady?
Me: Dad forgive me
Sojiro: ? Wai-
*Futaba walks in*
Sojiro: WHAT THE FUCK
Me: DAD FORGIVE ME
Persona 5 Expansion
Extra Chapter - Mememtos comes back.
The Gaming Mole: Brad_Ry I'd buy that DLC
what is MC?
"you spent a romantic evening with ryuji"
Shiiiiip iiiiiit! ;)
@@Ph03n1X87 I ship Ann and joker
@@linkthehylian9677 lol I used to ship them but I mostly ship Akira and Mokoto
*HOO BOY INTESIFIES*
@@lucastobias7012 same
“You spent a romantic evening with Futaba”
Sojiro: *ALLOW ME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU*
*Reloads shotgun*
Sojiro seeing Kawakami: "This shit for real?"
Sojiro seeing Makoto, Ann, Haru, Hifumi, Chihaya: "I approve. Go get her champ."
Sojiro seeing Takemi or Ohya: "Isn't she a bit old for you?"
Sojiro seeing Ryuji: "Well, too bad for you two lonely boys. Here, have some curry."
Sojiro seeing Futaba: *Loads shotgun*
Sojiro totally has a double barrel with "Hoo" and "Boy" engraved on the barrels
@@JEST3R_ this comment made my day hahahaha
A distant echoing voice: .... you see that shinji?
I just love how the fandom just assumes that Sojiro has a shotgun(which he totally has).
Ryuji is da best gal, amrite?
ITwas Yusuke is best girl
"Hoo boy"
Ryuji for life.
Thats a weird way to spell Yuki or Goro......
ITwas Futaba m8, and Ryuji
"Hoo boy"
hoooooooooooo boy
hoo boy
Hoo Boy
Hoo boy
Alexis Delgado boy hoo
Joker: is that a confession?
Ryuji: aw dude, hell no!
My day is ruined and my dissapointment is immeasurable
Futaba: "If only Sojiro would adopt you"
Sojiro outside Leblanc: " *HELL NO* "
Morgana: *hEY WaIt*
Ryuji: For REAL?!
Joker: Piss off Ryuji, we're having a moment!
Ryuji: But I'm lonely...
Futaba: *throws Mona at Ryuji*
if sojiro adopted him...
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
I spent a romantic evening with futaba I could hear the faint sound of a chainsaw in the back of leblanc
What tf
I could hear the sirens
Igor: what a foolish end...
then u hear “hoo boy”
This made me laugh so hard, I snorted Pepsi out of my nose.
Sojiro *everyone else*: HOO BOI!
Sojiro *Kawakami*: Alright, can't stop you.
Sojiro *Futaba*: touch the daughter, there will be slaughter
Lol
Well at least I get two thing I want ;)
Sojiro *Ryuji*: WHAT THE FU-
Tangle Kelp this is great! XD
Tangle Kelp Stolen comment.
Sojiro:when I was your age
*warden twins walk in*
Joker: I'M GOING TO JAIL!
"You see, FBI-san, both of them combined is 18."
Thou hast acquired a new criminal record
@@marunomi wait is lavenza 18 then?
@@zaidenroces8884 Huh. Didn't think of that.
What are they gonna do? Send him to prison? Jokes on them, the lolis are wardens.
Everyone knows that Sojiro is the true best girl
Ryuji*
All of them*
Hoo boy, the coments are wierd sometimes.
You mean igor, right?
Yusuke
Ryuji is the only real romance option lol
Pua HONESTLY
flipnotefan fan [Trคƿƿ૯ძ ᔕ૦υl] Akechi is best waifu
no futaba is
***** eyy thats pretty gewd
...RYUJI X YUSUKE.
I HOLD NO REGRETS.
"Is this a confession?"
"Aw dude, hell no!"
ryuji why
TRANSLATION
"bro.....idk at this point if im straight but imma say no because??"
HOO BOY
WHY ISN'T HE GAY PLEASE ATLUS
MC: I prefer lover's chocolate.
Ryuji: Well yeah, but...we don't exactly got that, now do we?
MC: I *said* I prefer lover's chocolate...
Ryuji: o_O
He was probably lying ;)
Deep down he knew he been caught
Ann: isn’t it heavy? I filled it with love.
*_it’s actually light_*
Joker: Hanging out with girls on Valentine’s Day
Morgana: Screaming at the top of his lungs because it’s bedtime
More like jealous screeching
@@matthew_natividad Only if he was with Ann.
"If only Sojiro would adopt you"
*H O O O O O B O I*
*H O O O O O O O O O O B O I*
HOOO BOI
HOO BOI
Noel S *HARDER O N I - C H A N
It would technically be incest
I love how Sojiro instantly goes into Overprotective Dad Mode when Futaba walks in.
Neoxon same
ikr
Except when you cheat on her then he's sympathetic XD
Neoxon I like him he's nice
Why do i hear Jaldaboath playing
Ann: "I'll smack you if you say I'm too heavy."
Me: "Haha ... Ha ... Oh ... (O.O)"
*Hooo Booooy*
She gonna top him ;) hehe
Futaba walks in.
Inside Sojiro's: So you finally come to your senses..I'am thou, thou art i...
Sojiro: when i was young woo boi
Futaba walks in
Mc : i know what you mean
Sojiro : *B O I*
Sojiro: FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID
*there is a knife sharpening sound in the back room*
*Sojiro Is Glaring At Joker*
Me: What's your problem Sojiro, did you forget i'm heading back next month?!
Sojiro: Don't you have anything happening!? I mean, when I was your age, hoo boy, don't get me started.
Futaba comes in: Yo ...
Sojiro: .........
*You can sense the spirit of a rebel surging from Sojiro.
*Wait... that's not a good thing, is it?
"I sense murderous intent!"
Has anyone ever seriously gotten beaned by that thing? I mean, it's an auto dodge right? Surely.... :3
Lyo M he was so silent XD
Sojiro: *_touch the daughter, and there will be slaughter._*
Hall of M W E H E H E H E E
9:57
13:01
Please, also visit the "Hall of H O O B O Y"
I made it 69 likes, your welcome
All joker lines in a nutshell
- _classy_
- it's fine(why u lying, why u always lying)
- huh?
-*That's the best part*
I like how you saved the best girl for last.
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
"why are you booing me? im right!"
Very wron,every1 knows that Mara is best grill
There's no houseplant
He isn’t even a girl
If Sojiro thought it was odd that a teacher and a student were going out, wait until he finds out about the master/servant relationship they got going. "Hoo Boy," indeed.
*HOO BOI INTENSIFIES*
Joker: AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND....
Sojiro: What is he talking about?
Joker: HAAAAA... *Maid/Master relationship is revealed.*
Sojiro: *H O O B O I*
The thing I find the most funny is that out of all the possible girlfriends, the teacher is the only one that says, "I got a car, we can go fuck on the weekends"
Sojiro: Hooo boy
Futaba walks in
Sojiro: NOOOOOO BOY
Ko no DIO da
@@ps1hagrid246 You underestimate my power
@@randomshrimp372 Don’t try it!
Morgana sighing when ann enters made he sad lol
Screw you then 🤣, that cat had it coming, he deserved all of that.
Sojiro: *Walks past*
I am proud of you, my son. Have fun
You've maxed the Pimp Arcana, allowing you to summon the Lv.99 Demon Minato Narukami
Lucifer Aizhlumendei that made me laugh really hard
Lucifer Aizhlumendei its yu and minato in one big pimp
Also known as The King. His orders are absolute!!!
Lucifer Aizhlumendei higher level arcana Tatsuya
Kazuya 99+
Sojiro hears a repetitive up and down noise from the attic
Sojiro: *HOO BOY*
oH MY GOD OUT OF ALL OF THESE “hoo boi” COMMENTS THIS IS THE BEST-
*Turns out to be Futaba up there*
Sojiro:*Readies the TV*
*Turns out to be Futaba up there*
Sojiro:**Pulls out auto shotgun**
And Futaba is nowhere to be found.
Sojiro: Hol’ up
Realizes futaba was the one who walked in hoooooooo boys gonna die tonight
Makoto: "I considered making it by hand..."
Joker: "There's always next year"
Everyone else: May I sit next to you
Futaba: Me nEAr OkAY!1
Sojiro glaring at Joker from the window
"The Cat Who Was Cucked To Death"
- by Morgana
Who is he dating
Best comment ever
That's one of the best poems out there
Next to :"Ryuji eat my ass"
@@turktheturkey by: Goro Akechi
ruclips.net/video/m2im-ugI9iQ/видео.html&feature=share
At 1:32
Sojiro: *HOO BOI*
Futaba walks in
Joker: Why do I hear boss music?
Alexa, play 'Rivers in the desert'
Sojiro is the boss
Blooming villain Start playing
Battle of tribulations begins
*megolavania starts*
(Futaba walks in)
Sojiro: HOO BO- (Glares at Joker And reaches for shotgun)
Customer: (Sitting at end of counter) Here this will settle it better than that gun (Hands Sojiro Smash Invitation)
Sojiro: (Activates Final Smash) HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI (insta kills Joker)
This comment is so underrated
Masterful comment
*actives the All out attack
GAME!
Sojiro sakura! Wins!
I ended up with Kawakami on the Hawaii Trip, then Hifumi every other time. Hifumi is so stupidly underrated, love her character to death
I agree. I went with hooking up with no one in my first playthrough just to see what would happen (getting that funny Ryuji ending was well worth it). Went with Hifumi in my NG+ playthrough. The Confidant rank was high enough that she showed up during the Hawaii trip (I think it was Rank 7 or 8); it’s like the game was setting it up on purpose.
Other options are good, though. I can see why people like Futaba as an option, but I always saw her as more of a sister figure for the protag. I’ll have to go with Haru in the next playthrough; I felt really bad turning her down, and the game did set that one up with the school festival. Makoto also works; it makes it look like Sae has multiple reasons to be upset not only with Makoto being involved with the Phantom Thieves but also with Joker getting dragged through the mess he did at the station; he was a suspect, but he’s Makoto’s boyfriend, ffs (Sae didn’t know it at the time, but it makes it really harsh in hindsight). And there’s Ann for the simple reason of “first girl wins”. And for screwing over Morgana.
I can't stand her obsession for shogi,
No one:
Not a single soul:
Morgana: *MEWHEHEHEE*
Richard Watterson And also HOO BOY
Sorry I dated Ann so he was crying in mine
*H O O B O I*
@@Akwave_ personally my favorite part of my first playthrough, I even went to the chat log and replayed his sigh several times
Richard Watterson
Futaba: That Mona.... Fuck him
"You spent a sad evening with Ryuji..."
Saint Rose nothing is sad when Ryuji is around
Ryuji is best bro along with sojiro
Alexa play Despacito (Couldn't resist)
Alexa. Play Despacito.
It’s never a sad ending when your hanging out with your Boi Ryuji
Imagine randomly ryuji tells you: *can i sit next to you?*
Joker: F*ck off. *throws him out of LeBlanc*
@@soulfire5274 no he won't, Ryuji is the best boi
@@R.Sinnia I agree, but still, Joker probably wouldn't let him sit next to him.
@@R.Sinnia Girls see Joker talking to Ryuji at LeBlanc on Valentines day.
Girls: Get ready to kill somebody
Sojiro: "When I was in your age *H O O B O Y*
Me: *dates Futaba*
Sojiro: Wait that's illegal.
SoA is better than TWD Not in Japan. The legal age there is 13. So, as long as they’re 18, you’re all good. Although, I wouldn’t date her anyway. She’s more of a little sister to me than someone I would date. and yes… Before you say anything, I know they’re not related.
@@BlindMelonLord It's more illegal because it's Sojiro's adopted daughter. I meant it like a meme xD.
SoA is better than TWD Again, they may be related, but they’re not related by blood. Not only that, but Joker, (insert whatever you want to call his real name here), isn’t related to him whatsoever. Be him adopted, or biologically related, he is not. He was just taken in by him because of his situation. So, would Coffee Dad be pissed, yes he would. Would Joker get in legal trouble, no he wouldn’t. They’re both of legal age, so yes… Wild coffee dad would be pissed, I doubt he would go so far as to take legal action just because of someone dating his daughter. He’s only going into protective dad mode. That’s all. I’m sure he wouldn’t care at all.
To quote Piccolo from TFS:
NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD
Sojiro: “Ms. Kawakami....”?
Joker: “uhhhhhhhhh”
Sojiro: “I’ve taught you so well”!
*HOO BOY*
*Futaba Walks in*
Sojiro: (Maybe too well...)
Every other girl walks in
Sojiro: (Oh god way too well..!)
Bob Burger I’ve created a monster
“ I given him to many coffee facts “
Futaba: me near, ok?
Me: me understand
Great english
It's the perfect couple. One of them sucks at holding a conversation and the other just nods 90% of the time.
Matt V much agree.
Futaba X Akira is best *couple,*
But in my opinion, Haru is best girl.
@@thecolorpurple6401 Who's Haru?
Scarlett Lulls Yeah i have never heard that name
@@COLDJJ1408 I know right? Must be some random character that has almsot no relevance.
As all the Love interests of Akira Kurusu cornered him in the Cafe. Through the shops window door, we see Yusuke holding some Valentine's day chocolate....and shedding tears.
This is the best 30 Minutes I have wasted my entire life.
HOOO BOY!
I love how Morgana sighs when Ann comes in. Poor Morgana.
The cat who was cucked to death
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@@Cheffihn thats is a forbidden word
@@Cheffihn oh no
@@Cheffihn i love that genre, makes me sick and entertained at the same time
plot twist:
none of the "romantic evenings" were actually romantic, they just talked about politics.
its in the directors cut version
It was obvious
Really
???
Wrong they actualy played with pokemon cards where joker pulls out his holographic charizard
@@blackfaceplant4004 nah they definitely just watched persona 5 the animation
29:00 "I don't wanna be a part of this *losers* party!"
"Oh I'm sorry *CAT* but Ann is off limits to you so unless you wanna go find some feline in the alley you turn right back around and sit on that stool."
You know that I think about it, reason morgana is attractive to ann is probably her cat costume
@@fodspeed I thought he was just horny at first but I really don't know what he likes about her. He does like her bod at times but he keeps going on about how he loves her radiant smile or loves how kindhearted she is. Eh, she's not my type but apparently she's his type.
@@seansean792 either he ain't getting any, especially after making me sleep early,
@@fodspeed no he's not getting Ann to notice his feelings even when he confesses because Ann is just. That. Dim. I mean, even if you romance her she has absolutely no clue unless you hug her. The other party members retain some sadness (unless your Makoto who guilt trips) but Ann? No cares given whatsoever. Morgana could become human and get down on one KNEE and she wouldn't know, she'd get distracted by a sale on sweets.
@@fodspeed don't know if you know about royal, so here's some major spoilers.
In Maruki's reality Morgana straight up becomes human, and is hinted at actually dating Ann or something idk, I mean, he's shown carrying shopping bags in the bad ending, but I think they made some exchanges, nothing from Ann, but Morgana's perfect reality is to be a human so he can win Ann over. I think he probably did or else he wouldn't be happy. It's only speculation, they never actually said anything though.
Imagine going for harem route and spending valentine's with Ryuji. Absolute chadness.
"I wish Sojiro would adopt you"
Well you see Futaba, that would be wrong on so many levels.
I wonder why... No seriously why? Ps this Is joke.
I Hear Shotgun In The Distance
What's wrong, stepbro?
She's like 15 so it's already wrong 👀
FBI OPEN UP
skyguy713 Why am I surprised
Almost everyone: enjoy
Futaba: don't go crazy or your dead
Teacher: you two are weird
RaveLord Nito it's more like "so you're into that huh?" For Kawakami
kawakami best girl!
Youre*
@@harrisashraffshamshuddin5380 You're*
Well, thanks to Hawaii - i'll NEVER be in a relationship with her *The outfit's sooooooo cringey!*
Futaba: “If only Soijiro would adopt you...”
Me:” HE BETTER NOT!!”
Ryuji: *walks in*
Sojiro: H O O B O Y
A joker in the streets and a thief in the sheets.
Hoo boy
Hoo boy intensifies
HOO BOY
Stealing hearts in more ways than one...
He's stealing V Cards man. What a fucking legend.
I can't, I CAN'T.
Fist date is teacher asking if we would prefer her in a Maid outfit.
I CAN'T.
Doom Ander you can
Doom Ander I was like Eww stoop just stop
Doom Ander So much cringe.
How many times did you cringe?
At first i was suprised this game had 16+ restrictions, but i kinda get that now...
I love how Ryuji is listed as a "romanceable" character
Joker: ("I spent a romantic evening with Futaba...")
Morgana: *plays Rage Awakened as Sojiro about to re-enter Leblanc with a shotgun on his hand*
Futaba: "Is it just me or do we hear a boss music?"
Joker: *reduced to a total silence, having absolutely zero regrets*
Makoto: Sounds like something a guy from a host club would say
Akira:how do you know what a guy from a host club would say?
*Sojiro from the background*: HOOOOO BOY
Lol didn't she went to a host club?
macker000000 more like a douchebag host creep text stalked her for weeks until Joker threatened to beat him up and she threatened to inform her sister.
Kawakami: "tonight you are gonna listen to my needs"
FBI OPEN UP
Legal age in Japan is 16
Sojiro: *Hooo Booooiiii*
Actually Ren/Rem is 22 or 21 years old he just changed his birthday to hide his identity..
@@jovybalbarin5588 22 years old in highschool?
Actually if you think about it, Kawakami will
@@jovybalbarin5588 damn he must've been horrible at school or screwed with some rich kid
Larvenza walks in
Sojiro: I’m calling the cops
Joker: home sweet home
Lavenza's phone rings.
Sojiro: ...
Sojiro You know what, who cares. I'm outta here.
@@soulfire5274 ha good one, bro I never expected someone comment in this 11 months comment
Futaba walks in*
Sojiro: hooooooo boy and loads a shotgun
Joker: *you'll never see it coming*
I like how disgruntled Sojiro is about Futaba walking into the cafe.
Dang I didn't expect you to be here
whoa you're into persona?
*Sojiro secretly loading shotgun outside*
@@USAFreewayROTF He would only do that if he heard grandkid making.
@@blackfaceplant4004 Once Futaba graduates High School, she'll be with MC "Foreeeeeeevvveeeeeerrr..."
Morgana sighing at the sight of Ann. LOL someone give that cat a hug
Jack_O i felt so bad i cant date ann omg morgana is nothing but amazing dont fuck his girl nooooooooooo
Jack_O I freaking died!! When i heard him sigh during my playthrough all i thought was "Thats right bro! She is mine! I laid my eye on this beauty first!!" lol
Jack_O morgana laughing at futaba and sighing at ryuji too
Rysophage That's what he gets for telling me to sleep all the damn time -_-
Jack_O THATS WHAT YOU GET MORGANA FOR PUTING ME TO SLEEP AT 8 PM FUCK YOU MORGANA
Sorry Ryuji, the only reason I invited you is so I have an excuse to not pick between my nine girlfriends and to have an alibi. I'm spreading my Valentine's dates over the month.
"Until I met you, I never imagined I'd have a boyfriend"
girls playing the game: the fu-
Lol
In all honesty, from the way Sojiro talked to you at the beginning of the game, I would never have expected him to turn into the best wing man in the series (imo).
Sojibro Sakura
Vandolphvibar09 Brojiro Sakura
......Unless it's Futaba
hoo boy
Neoxon Nah, that's just that his paternal worry, but even if you fuck up and not go with Futaba on the Valentine's date, he will still save your ass from being left alone after the beatdown
"you spent a night with Futaba"
Sojiro: *Cocks shotgun*
*Joker walks up to Futaba*
*Sojiro cocks shotgun*
*H O L D U P ! ! !*
Joker should ask for 3 Steps.
@@DingusBingus1
Joker: *takes out pistol*
Not today bitch
Sojiro is about to let out an all out attack
K1-B0 lmao
21:20
"I won't take no for an answer"
°Everyone Liked that
Dante Draco it’s raping time
omg u lot have a yt channel too. u lot make the most helpful persona guides i swear