Yes, I'm in the UK and if I had another friend in America I would love it to be the OP. Cats in laps, cosy house, good friends and Crimes against humanity, what more could you ask? So glad she didn't get conned by Dave and Shelley, they sound like an absolute nightmare .
Damn he’s been called out by his friends and even his own brother, but still continues to bash someone over social media, that there is 10/10 petty child move
Fr. Like, can he just fulfill his fucking parental duties and stop wasting his energy blasting someone on social media and instead act his age by putting that energy into being a fucking father/husband and buy them a home already? He really just can’t let this go, can he? He literally has the mental capabilities of a 2y old.
@@AmItheJerk it was actually quite well. It wasn’t perfect, but I’ve heard a lot of people pronounce it way worse, so for not knowing German it was very good!
@Am I the Jerk? it was actually not that bad. as a german, i know how “Oma” and “Schadenfreude” were pronounced, and your pronounciation is pretty alright!
Personally I think she should sue Dave for all the harm he has caused. Sure, he and Shelly can try "think about our children" to the courts, but with the pile of evidence mounting against them, they can bugger off and suffer. Let them be broke, let them be homeless, let them go hungry, let them be miserable, let social services take their children away, etc. They are beyond toxic and deserve ZERO sympathy from anyone and everyone.
@@hlebvladimir726 nope they still deserve it and so many other people do as well. All your doing is projecting your own biased goody 2 shoes opinion while rejecting the reality of how the world works.
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It’s no wonder Dave still hasn’t found a house yet, he keeps wasting his time whining on social media. Also ngl I would TOTALLY host a Friendsgiving just to spite Dave
Dodged a major pain in the butt and a narcissistic one at that. I'm glad the OP was sharp and didn't give in when she felt something was off. Keep going and be strong!
Honestly, it definitely wouldn't have gotten this far with me. Former friends are "former" for a reason, and that is where I choose to keep them. That text would have come in, been deleted, his number blocked, and life would have went on.
It feels like the story takes place in Germany giving the many German words being used like „Oma“ and „Schadenfreude“. If you shoot with a gun in your house you gonna be a few years in prison.
She should sue and take away the pile of cash! That money should then be used to further cozify her home, a process the results of which she then could plaster all over social media herself to really rub it in.
Wife and I did this once, but it was absolutely necessary, unfortunately. Wife was being sent to Germany because US Army said so. I stayed behind to liquidate certain assets we had in order to pay for the house we live in currently. The house we live in now had to be built, but I wouldn’t be able to get the bank loan unless I had the money for the down payment and property ready for them. During this time the house we had sold in less than a month for way more I asked for (it was basically a bidding war). So I had to sell my house before I had purchased the new property and we ended up renting for a year and half before the house was finished. If we didn’t do it this way I may not have gotten the amount I needed to have our dream home built. I just considered my time in the hotels as a vacation. We tried to look back and think if we did things wrong but it had to be that exact way for us to get our dream home. The extra money I got for our old house was so much more than the cost of the hotel and rentals, so it kinda worked out for the best. Dave unlike me had no plan. My plan (in hindsight) was terrible, but Dave had no actual plan. He was doomed to fail from the start.
@@rjgaynor8 exactly. You had circumstances that were different. Dave just did the dumbest thing possible. I retired from the army, I've had to move and quickly, a few times, so I know what thats like. Dave just figured he'd sponge on friends and family. The fact that he doesn't even seem to like the OP is what strikes me.
He tried, because he keeps getting outbid by other people whenever they found a decent house. And he didn't want to spend more money because one of his kid is in the hospital.
@@zootopiawilson it sounded to me like he wanted to move but didn’t think it through. That’s just the way I saw it. What he did after selling his house was a total scumbag move and contacting the OP was a dick move. Unfortunately Dave is breeding I feel bad for his kids and hope they are nothing like him and his wife.
Honest question for Shelly, if having a home for yourself insures a better mother. WHY did she and her husband GET RID OF THEIRS while they did not have any sort of home to move into READY, how are they better by selling their home and not even having a APARTMENT to move their children into?
with all honesty, i, ONE HUNDERD PERCENT would have fallen for this trap.. i usually don't ask many questions when friends\family ask for favors (mainly because i asked for many myself and rarely was i ever asked why), so if it were me i would have definitely had them over... it's horrifying to me that i could be scammed like this by a friend \EX- friend\family etc. and have my life turned upside down because of a gesture of good will.
I'm in the premier rn , my guess is that the op's ex friend was trying to stay for longer than 7 days to claim residence and then drive her crazy to leave and then sell or keep the house
She really said kids can’t be kids when they practically all hotels have pools and if you really wanted them to play you could take them to a park to make friends
I moved in a new house last year with my mom dad and older brother but right before we moved in we learned the water tank had live (and dead) spiders in it it only took about two days for someone to come look at it and another day to be cleaned but those were the best days of my life as I stayed with my grandparents :)
The blessing in disguise about this whole situation is that he thow away there friendship years ago cuz if he did not do that op likely would have said yes to his request without even a second thought. But because he burned that bridge it put her spidy sense up which saves her from having to put up with these mooches and simultaneously ruined their reputation amongst their friends group.
When I heard he wanted her address I figured they were going to try to squat off the op. I thought of Netflixs roommate from hell when he first asked for her address trying to get into her house
Instead of him just telling random people on the Internet about what happened he should look for a house that’s perfect for their family and to stop trying to ruin her life Just because she has no kids seriously what is wrong with people these days
Honestly. I like to picture myself as one to reside in the Luxury Class car of The Petty Train. So I would have changed nothing except for the very last interaction with Dave. Especially if OP prides herself on the kindness she has for others. (Which is great, that's something in a personality that SHOULD be prized.) Instead of it being just the text, I would've sent the same exact message (with a post script to explain the gift that came with the letter, of course) in a beautifully handwritten letter in flowery cursive, wax seal and all the trimmings, attached to a package that contained the biggest restaurant style pot you could find so they could boil however much water they could possibly want for whatever necessity the hot water was needed for. I can't think of a single thing that you would need within "a few days" that you couldn't make do with something like that to supplant the "broken water heater". Don't try to play me, sweetheart, play the lottery. You'll have a better chance at winning.
I had a broken water heater for 2 weeks because they had to tear up our house and it really can get bad and our house is still torn up and it's been months but it's gonna take tons of money to repair our home. This man is really disgusting. I still do feel bad that he chose to go down this path and the fact that he had much potential in life and as I am still a kid I have time to prevent this. This is a message to everybody. Please do not take advantage of people and realize what you do wrong and instead of getting angry because you got called out, try to fix it and stop spreading a bad influence. You put your kids in a terrible situation without thinking! Please come to your senses and realize you are in fact a father causing drama that you shouldn't be causing. If anything your the bad influence for being a terrible person and putting people under the influence of being rude. You ruined so many people's day. I can't anymore this just hurts me so I hope everybody had a good day and goodbye.
It's really good that Dave has friends like this because if he didn't they might have been able to get away with squatting in their house and the original poster would never have found out any of this lies
I like to imagine a Hank Hill-like scenario where if OP did let Dave stay and he tried to squat, OP would convince other friends of theirs to stay at their place and purposely be a nuisance to Dave's family to convince them to leave on their own.
I'm 24 and childfree, but I don't hate kids. I just feel awkward around them cause I'm not sure how to interact with them. Course, I'm just not a social person in general, and informed my mom if I ever have a kid, I'd just likely adopt when I'm older, and she said she'd treat them like family.
Who moves out of their home because their water heater is broke, all you need is a big pot and a stove, you got all the hot water you need. It sounded suspect from the start.
To me I think she should sue Dave since he's being so mean and disrespectful also his wife being like him they just being too toxic and really needs to grow up and plus, cut ties with him block and report him.
My mom dated a guy named Dave that was like this. He didn’t have a family with him but freeloaded in our house and always had to get his way. He had no job no car and no home of his own.
I've been in a situation with a broken water heater. Let me tell you it's not that bad. Sure cold water is not ideal (even though it's apparently healthier) but if you need hot water for dishes there's something called a pot and a stove. Also bruh I've known families who've had 7 kids at different stages of life (about to leave the nest to 5 years of age) live in a 3 bedroom apartment (welcome to Mormons) and they all had plenty of space in their relatively small apartment. Leases aren't bad. It's just a contract of you pay on time and don't destroy the place and I the owner make sure everything works including a water heater. Plus some apartments in the suburbs have plenty of space where kids could run and get their energy out. I've lived in apartments for over 15 years. Trust me they are awesome and in my opinion a lot better for families with small children. So Dave is just some entitled brat in a 40 yr olds body.
Legally, as long as he’s not bothering you physically you can’t do anything to him he can curse you. Oh, talk about your mother and all that on social media as long as he’s not physically at your house or banging on your door, you cannot do nothing to him.
If they really wanted a new house and to not stay in a hotel, they could have been looking at houses BEFORE they sold theirs. Also it is one thing if a water heater takes more than a day- it could be a Sunday that it broke, or they are busy that day.
What would I have done? I live in the attic in a small but VERY comfy room lol They should probably keep posting pictures of friendsgiving with a note on a empty chair that states: "Reserved for Dave" lol
If you're getting a lot more for your current house than what you paid forbut you paid for it then the nicer bigger houses are probably going to be a lot more than what you're getting. If you could get a bigger nicer house for the money that the people were paying you for yours why wouldn't those people have just gotten a bigger nicer house themselves?
That “Friendsgiving” party sounded dope.
Me and my friends do this. Friday after Thanksgiving we all meet up with leftovers and its a blast. We even managed a Zoom friendsgiving during covid.
Yes, I'm in the UK and if I had another friend in America I would love it to be the OP. Cats in laps, cosy house, good friends and Crimes against humanity, what more could you ask?
So glad she didn't get conned by Dave and Shelley, they sound like an absolute nightmare .
i wish i could have a friendsgiving
I wish I had Friendsgivings.
Ikr?
Damn he’s been called out by his friends and even his own brother, but still continues to bash someone over social media, that there is 10/10 petty child move
Fr. Like, can he just fulfill his fucking parental duties and stop wasting his energy blasting someone on social media and instead act his age by putting that energy into being a fucking father/husband and buy them a home already? He really just can’t let this go, can he? He literally has the mental capabilities of a 2y old.
As a german hearing „Am I the Jerk“ saying the word „Schadenfreude“ is one of the best things ever.
Kann ich nur zustimmen xd
@@AmItheJerk it was actually quite well. It wasn’t perfect, but I’ve heard a lot of people pronounce it way worse, so for not knowing German it was very good!
oh, some fellow germans
@Am I the Jerk? it was actually not that bad. as a german, i know how “Oma” and “Schadenfreude” were pronounced, and your pronounciation is pretty alright!
Fühl ich😂
Personally I think she should sue Dave for all the harm he has caused. Sure, he and Shelly can try "think about our children" to the courts, but with the pile of evidence mounting against them, they can bugger off and suffer. Let them be broke, let them be homeless, let them go hungry, let them be miserable, let social services take their children away, etc. They are beyond toxic and deserve ZERO sympathy from anyone and everyone.
YEAAAAA PERFECT REVENGE
Their lucky they didnt get sued
Isn't this a bit too harsh? Sure, those people are jerks, but they are still people. No one 'deserves' to be broken, hungry and miserable
@@hlebvladimir726 except them
@@hlebvladimir726 nope they still deserve it and so many other people do as well. All your doing is projecting your own biased goody 2 shoes opinion while rejecting the reality of how the world works.
Defamation of character is an offense as long as you aren't a celebrity this protects you. Just saying
is it really defamation if it's true?
@@Justaguy0111 Isn't he talking about Dave and his wife defaming OP?
@@DoomsdayR3sistance idk that was a month ago, keep up
@@Justaguy0111 You know not everybody watches a video on the day, I am just video surfing.
@@DoomsdayR3sistance of course, but don't expect me or anyone to remember a youtube comment from a month ago
You have no idea how many times I checked to see if this was up. Thank you
Same bro
glat to hear the part 2 of this whole story. i love these stories and listen to them all the time. side note: i love your voice
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And his awesome Cleveland Brown impression- It’s at 5:42
It’s no wonder Dave still hasn’t found a house yet, he keeps wasting his time whining on social media. Also ngl I would TOTALLY host a Friendsgiving just to spite Dave
It's a Festivus miracle.
Same
Dodged a major pain in the butt and a narcissistic one at that. I'm glad the OP was sharp and didn't give in when she felt something was off. Keep going and be strong!
As a childless woman who lives alone with two cats...I'm listening to this like with my cup of tea like "good for you sis❤️"
If I were the OP I would be seeking legal counsel, this is getting way out of hand.
Honestly, it definitely wouldn't have gotten this far with me. Former friends are "former" for a reason, and that is where I choose to keep them. That text would have come in, been deleted, his number blocked, and life would have went on.
Yeah you would have missed all of the juicy drama :P
My house, my fridge, my rules. If they can't stand how strict i am to guests, then leave.
something like that happened in my family once, grandad blasted 2 shots trough the roof using a shotgun and nobody tried to take the house again
Dave comes over
Grandad: wait a min let me get mah shotgun
Nioce one
>*a mountain of stupid arguments and made-up stories*
>-I have a shotgun
It feels like the story takes place in Germany giving the many German words being used like „Oma“ and „Schadenfreude“. If you shoot with a gun in your house you gonna be a few years in prison.
She should sue and take away the pile of cash! That money should then be used to further cozify her home, a process the results of which she then could plaster all over social media herself to really rub it in.
Defamation is hard to prove.
Buy a second home and host a party there!
@@jasondyrkacz8270 well as long as have the screens grabs and stuff then easier
Why didn't Dave find a new house before selling the old one?
Wife and I did this once, but it was absolutely necessary, unfortunately. Wife was being sent to Germany because US Army said so. I stayed behind to liquidate certain assets we had in order to pay for the house we live in currently. The house we live in now had to be built, but I wouldn’t be able to get the bank loan unless I had the money for the down payment and property ready for them. During this time the house we had sold in less than a month for way more I asked for (it was basically a bidding war). So I had to sell my house before I had purchased the new property and we ended up renting for a year and half before the house was finished. If we didn’t do it this way I may not have gotten the amount I needed to have our dream home built. I just considered my time in the hotels as a vacation. We tried to look back and think if we did things wrong but it had to be that exact way for us to get our dream home. The extra money I got for our old house was so much more than the cost of the hotel and rentals, so it kinda worked out for the best. Dave unlike me had no plan. My plan (in hindsight) was terrible, but Dave had no actual plan. He was doomed to fail from the start.
@@rjgaynor8 exactly. You had circumstances that were different. Dave just did the dumbest thing possible. I retired from the army, I've had to move and quickly, a few times, so I know what thats like. Dave just figured he'd sponge on friends and family. The fact that he doesn't even seem to like the OP is what strikes me.
He tried, because he keeps getting outbid by other people whenever they found a decent house. And he didn't want to spend more money because one of his kid is in the hospital.
@@zootopiawilson it sounded to me like he wanted to move but didn’t think it through. That’s just the way I saw it. What he did after selling his house was a total scumbag move and contacting the OP was a dick move. Unfortunately Dave is breeding I feel bad for his kids and hope they are nothing like him and his wife.
"I like my "friends" house better and I need it for my family"
The Cleveland voice for Karen's crack me up!!
Honest question for Shelly, if having a home for yourself insures a better mother. WHY did she and her husband GET RID OF THEIRS while they did not have any sort of home to move into READY, how are they better by selling their home and not even having a APARTMENT to move their children into?
with all honesty, i, ONE HUNDERD PERCENT would have fallen for this trap.. i usually don't ask many questions when friends\family ask for favors (mainly because i asked for many myself and rarely was i ever asked why), so if it were me i would have definitely had them over... it's horrifying to me that i could be scammed like this by a friend \EX- friend\family etc. and have my life turned upside down because of a gesture of good will.
I'm in the premier rn , my guess is that the op's ex friend was trying to stay for longer than 7 days to claim residence and then drive her crazy to leave and then sell or keep the house
Yea
IfI were in that situation I would have said "alright you can stay, but it's $3,000 per night. hey I've got enough room and you got enough money."
5:40 Why did he suddenly turn into Cleveland Brown? XD
She really said kids can’t be kids when they practically all hotels have pools and if you really wanted them to play you could take them to a park to make friends
And i thought I was a toxic friend lmao
Moral of the story: if your nice to people, others asses will get wiped
I moved in a new house last year with my mom dad and older brother but right before we moved in we learned the water tank had live (and dead) spiders in it it only took about two days for someone to come look at it and another day to be cleaned but those were the best days of my life as I stayed with my grandparents :)
Me: how more shitty can these ppl get ?
*listens to the story for 15 seconds after saying that*
Me: oh wow apparently they can
How to get squatters out: Any hot water heater can be turned into a carbon monoxide machine with a few minor adjustments.
~"How, if I (the OP) was a mother, then I would be a better person"~
That wife is definitive proof that this statement is absolutely false.
Trying to do that to take over someone's home using tenant laws, who you'd known for 10 years and who used to be your friend is so dark.
The blessing in disguise about this whole situation is that he thow away there friendship years ago cuz if he did not do that op likely would have said yes to his request without even a second thought. But because he burned that bridge it put her spidy sense up which saves her from having to put up with these mooches and simultaneously ruined their reputation amongst their friends group.
When I heard he wanted her address I figured they were going to try to squat off the op. I thought of Netflixs roommate from hell when he first asked for her address trying to get into her house
The op should sue dave for trying to scam him to get him inside YOUR OWN HOME and take everything.
Instead of him just telling random people on the Internet about what happened he should look for a house that’s perfect for their family and to stop trying to ruin her life Just because she has no kids seriously what is wrong with people these days
Honestly. I like to picture myself as one to reside in the Luxury Class car of The Petty Train. So I would have changed nothing except for the very last interaction with Dave. Especially if OP prides herself on the kindness she has for others. (Which is great, that's something in a personality that SHOULD be prized.) Instead of it being just the text, I would've sent the same exact message (with a post script to explain the gift that came with the letter, of course) in a beautifully handwritten letter in flowery cursive, wax seal and all the trimmings, attached to a package that contained the biggest restaurant style pot you could find so they could boil however much water they could possibly want for whatever necessity the hot water was needed for. I can't think of a single thing that you would need within "a few days" that you couldn't make do with something like that to supplant the "broken water heater".
Don't try to play me, sweetheart, play the lottery. You'll have a better chance at winning.
I love your comment about the lottery.
I had a broken water heater for 2 weeks because they had to tear up our house and it really can get bad and our house is still torn up and it's been months but it's gonna take tons of money to repair our home. This man is really disgusting. I still do feel bad that he chose to go down this path and the fact that he had much potential in life and as I am still a kid I have time to prevent this. This is a message to everybody. Please do not take advantage of people and realize what you do wrong and instead of getting angry because you got called out, try to fix it and stop spreading a bad influence. You put your kids in a terrible situation without thinking! Please come to your senses and realize you are in fact a father causing drama that you shouldn't be causing. If anything your the bad influence for being a terrible person and putting people under the influence of being rude. You ruined so many people's day. I can't anymore this just hurts me so I hope everybody had a good day and goodbye.
Can we talk about how perfectly infuriated his Karen voices make me he’s so good at making me angry
9:20 bro went full COD lobby mode
the random cleavland impression at 5:40 was much appreciated
The voice you make for the Karen’s is so good!!!
“Over heating water heater”
Wow, prime example of how people take advantage of one another.
When you say "flying monkeys" at first i thought you meant monkeys with wings😂😂😂 now i get it you meant family members yelling haha😂😂😂
5:42 Cleveland brown is that u😩😩🤣🤣
It's really good that Dave has friends like this because if he didn't they might have been able to get away with squatting in their house and the original poster would never have found out any of this lies
Yoo I just watched part 1 and now part 2 is released
I like to imagine a Hank Hill-like scenario where if OP did let Dave stay and he tried to squat, OP would convince other friends of theirs to stay at their place and purposely be a nuisance to Dave's family to convince them to leave on their own.
5.42 narrator went full Cleveland mode
Should have said “You couldn’t wiggle a dumb out of me, let alone a house🙄”
12:15 look that's how you get revenge on people, getting happy yourself while the other party see themselves getting deeper in their negative spiral
Broken water heater....
You still got a stove and a kettle (or a deep pot)... right?
I love how many people backed up op and came to there defense
I'm 24 and childfree, but I don't hate kids. I just feel awkward around them cause I'm not sure how to interact with them. Course, I'm just not a social person in general, and informed my mom if I ever have a kid, I'd just likely adopt when I'm older, and she said she'd treat them like family.
I like the way how he said yeah he tried to get in my house with his family
The Shelly voice is so funny
the "poor me" tone killed me
The Cleveland voice got me😂
Who moves out of their home because their water heater is broke, all you need is a big pot and a stove, you got all the hot water you need. It sounded suspect from the start.
First, you need to have a house and a water heater. Then you call a plumber.
Dave is no man and i agree ,that he needs to cut the crap and do something for his family.
"Dave is still f*cking. Starting tomorrow, if you got a gun, shoot 'im in the face."
It's a Bill Burr joke. The only thing I changed was the name.
GET AM I THE JERK TO 1 MIL
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Back2Basic: Morality, Ethics and Character, BE that example!!
I have to say this, narrator is a great Cleveland imitator
bro became cleveland from family guy😂😂😂😂
i love that voice that you make it just some how sets the scene
Hearing the narrator saying german words is so cool! They did it pretty good
Sad part listening to this is knowing people like this and knowing there are allot of people out there like this... frustrating like crazy..
All the money but to stubborn to get a house of their own. Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink lol.
Cant they do a long term AirBnB or an apartment with a backyard?
Being a child free female scientist in her 30s sounds AMAZING. Welcome to the club!!!
I think you can take this to court. Sue Dave for defamation, harassment. Honestly what the hell. Also, this narrator would make a good Cleveland brown
They way it went from a bad game to a good one
Jeez I love this channel to much 😂
Good video bro!
To me I think she should sue Dave since he's being so mean and disrespectful also his wife being like him they just being too toxic and really needs to grow up and plus, cut ties with him block and report him.
Man what a wild situation, how do people think they can sell a house without having one lined up?
My mom dated a guy named Dave that was like this. He didn’t have a family with him but freeloaded in our house and always had to get his way. He had no job no car and no home of his own.
My petty ass would never! OP is a better person then I am!
The water heater joke at the end tho
I've been in a situation with a broken water heater. Let me tell you it's not that bad. Sure cold water is not ideal (even though it's apparently healthier) but if you need hot water for dishes there's something called a pot and a stove. Also bruh I've known families who've had 7 kids at different stages of life (about to leave the nest to 5 years of age) live in a 3 bedroom apartment (welcome to Mormons) and they all had plenty of space in their relatively small apartment. Leases aren't bad. It's just a contract of you pay on time and don't destroy the place and I the owner make sure everything works including a water heater. Plus some apartments in the suburbs have plenty of space where kids could run and get their energy out. I've lived in apartments for over 15 years. Trust me they are awesome and in my opinion a lot better for families with small children. So Dave is just some entitled brat in a 40 yr olds body.
“We live in a society.” we all do, we all do.
This could be a whole show, with the detective work and dave bein a butthead
Why does Dave sound like Cleveland from Family Guy?
i would try to sue for slander if i were her
9:23 the start of EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
This is so cool
schadenfreude = malicious joy
The worst mistake of op is answering he could just end the conversation there no explanations needed and would live a happier life
it has to be hard cracking 90s while editing a video while also reading a reddit post while switching games and making a resume
Legally, as long as he’s not bothering you physically you can’t do anything to him he can curse you. Oh, talk about your mother and all that on social media as long as he’s not physically at your house or banging on your door, you cannot do nothing to him.
8:07 or steal cuttings of that monstera plant. If I recall correctly, those cuttings can go for a fair chunk of cash.
At 5:42 that voice sounded so much like Cleveland in family guy
If they really wanted a new house and to not stay in a hotel, they could have been looking at houses BEFORE they sold theirs. Also it is one thing if a water heater takes more than a day- it could be a Sunday that it broke, or they are busy that day.
What would I have done? I live in the attic in a small but VERY comfy room lol
They should probably keep posting pictures of friendsgiving with a note on a empty chair that states: "Reserved for Dave" lol
He sounds like Cleveland from Family Guy when he voices male characters
If you're getting a lot more for your current house than what you paid forbut you paid for it then the nicer bigger houses are probably going to be a lot more than what you're getting. If you could get a bigger nicer house for the money that the people were paying you for yours why wouldn't those people have just gotten a bigger nicer house themselves?
So I did not surprisingly eye roll till you said then noticed I should have been eye rolling the entire time
the live chat... lol
The Dave sound lol
The whole story: invisible water heater to make living
That guy is cracked at fortnite 😂