I'm 42 years of age but your name made me laugh like I'd just seen Nigel farrage receiving CPR from a Muslim refugee but couldn't get his lungs to start up again. Do I need to grow up?
@@stoneagepig3768 Very kind of you to say so. Thank you. However I find your contempt for my family name unacceptable. You, Sir, are a scoundrel. As I am also scoundrelous from time to time, I forgive you. But you owe me a drink, you cad.
“…….and Diane Morgan” - she said two bloody lines!
Love how Diane piles in on Frank trying to be positive. 😂
This is what I've been looking for.
Frankie is spot on about the love part. My heart feels like it has a swarm of wasps around it
We don't want to die alone, that's why i plan on taking a lot of people with me😅😅😅😅
He's not wrong. Pretty much every morning when I wake up the first thing I think to myself is "what am I getting out of bed for?"
Well you'll probably need a poo at some point, so there's that....
@@nostromoau
Yeah, pooing the bed
isn't as much fun as it sounds.
I too wake up feeling "what am I getting out of bed for?" And I'm 8. Now I know life is just downhill from here.
I cut my nails the same way for the same reasons . . . i am not alone.
I'm cutting my nails right now watching this clip. I paused my task, in a strange wonder, then said ah its a coincidence and carried on
I've been biting my nails
for so long that I've become really good at at.
People think I get manicures.
Represent!
Frankie 😆😆😆😆
I usually tear my nails off
Vulgar, depressing and psychopathic...... but enough about me, Frankie is a genius.
I'm 42 years of age but your name made me laugh like I'd just seen Nigel farrage receiving CPR from a Muslim refugee but couldn't get his lungs to start up again.
Do I need to grow up?
@@stoneagepig3768 Very kind of you to say so. Thank you. However I find your contempt for my family name unacceptable. You, Sir, are a scoundrel. As I am also scoundrelous from time to time, I forgive you. But you owe me a drink, you cad.
@@stoneagepig3768
The thought of
Nigel Farage being raped by Mr T
always makes me laugh.
He's young to feel that way.
I was younger ...
@@daviddowsett1658 Is this a depression contest?
My nails seem to grow really quickly. My hair too.
wait till you start growing hair on your nails.
Rosencrantz: The toenails, on the other hand, never grow at all.
Guildenstern: The toenails on the other hand never grow at all?
It's all that science you keep doing, Brian. Your mother told you it'd make you go peculiar.
Can I call you Diane? 😍👍
I'm right handed and I took up the guitar so I'd only have to cut the nails on my left hand. True story.
Frankie Boyle's life is greatly over rated!
Is this how far left-wing people view the world? :( It explains a lot..