@N!ckN4me Nobody in the future will think that we were smart, except if mankind develops along the lines shown in the movie "Idiocracy", which at present seems likely.
There's actually a storage facility built into a mountain that houses all of mankind's existence basically. Seeds of all the plants and history books, shit like that. But it makes me wonder if they have every piece of recorded material like audio and video? Maybe memes and shit. *passes blunt*
Ibn batuta has some of the most detailed travel memoirs of his era. But they reckon he was trolled a few times. Especially in w Africa and by the vikings
@@Demetri450 Some of them are playing along but you can tell most of them are not. Most celebrities are desperate for any kind of paid gig and don't really know what they doing most of the time.
@@Demetri450 some will be one take yeah, and yes some will also catch on it's satire. But, if you have any discernment you should be able to tell the difference. The format has been done for years Ali G, Nathan Felder etc. etc. It works better when the guest is genuinely confused like here.
@@mcmarkmarkson7115 If you use the popular definition of celebrity (ie any one who was on telly ever, including Hollyoaks) then they are almost all desperate for a gig. If you mean a literal celebrity, ie someone whose work is actually celebrated, you only have a couple of hundred celebrities in the country and none of them would appear on a program like this.
No one but her could incorporate Alan Turing and the Shroud of Turin in the same sentence. The genius is her method of delivering the line and immediately moving on. No waiting for the laugh like in doing stand up but keeping the timing as in casual conversation. Pure freakn' genius.
@@civotamuaz5781 Alan Turing was an English mathematician who cracked the Enigma code during WW2 and played a huge part in the Allies winning the war. The Shroud of Turin is (allegedly) the death shroud of Jesus Christ. She deliberately mixed it up because they sound similar.
@@loxodoncyclotis1823 "As an AI language model, I have been trained on a vast amount of text data and have been programmed to respond to a wide range of prompts and questions. While I do have knowledge and understanding of computer-related topics, I would not consider myself an expert in the same way that a computer engineer or software developer might be. My primary function is to provide assistance and generate responses to help users with their inquiries to the best of my abilities based on the information available to me."
The story of Alan Turing is actually quite sad. And it's a reminder to many people that the persecution of people with differences needs to stop, in this case chemical castration for being a gay man.
The full majestic power of the state applied with unrelenting force to make a disfiguring chemical assault and battery on an individual, because a consensual private life happens to be "icky" to some.
Unless I'm mistaken, I'm fairly certain the question "where does your lap go when you stand up?" was answered in the book "Do Ants Have Arseholes?", or maybe it was in the sequel "Do Bats Have Bollocks?" but safe to say, somebody already asked, and someone else already answered.
Fairly sure ants have arseholes... Or do they? Are their lives so short that they don't need them? Mayflys only live a day or so. They probably don't need an arsehole. Maybe they just have a rudimentary arsehole, like the wisdom teeth and appendix in humans. We don't really need them anymore, but some people still have them. Maybe there's a dead end at the end of the alimentary canal like a cul-de-sac on an ant 🐜 or Mayfly. Pretty sure the Queen has an arsehole because she eats all the time.
@@georgiajeff912 If the answer in the book is to be believed, then yes, ants do indeed have arseholes. However, nothing in that book should be taken seriously, it _is_ hilarious though, and the same can be said of the sequel.
Apparently it was a understandably almost impossible game of Pac-Man below deck on The Mary Rose that caused the lapse in the crews concentration, there were peas everywhere! The crew were too busy chasing peas to watch her speed... she turned too fast and tipped... nobody will ever know the score!
“I don’t think so. I think it’s more likely that there will come a time when you don’t need any mices”. I thought this guy was in on it when he said that, but he’s an actual lecturer at Cambridge ☺️
I watched an interview with the writers, one of them is her boyfriend. He says Dianne is actually quite the giggly laughing person. She can completely shut it off when she's in character. Quite amazing acting
One mice, two mices is US, one mouse, two mouses is UK. But in computing, a lot of terminology and spelling were invented in the US, so we use their version (like with "dialog box")
From Canada, I adore Charlie Brooker and Diane is absolutely AMAZING as Cunk. To be clear, it's a northern accent? It's hysterical on say Graham Norton how Yanks can't understand John Bishop or Kevin Bridges. Just sounds normal ( a bit different) to my ears.
There’s not really any such thing as ‘a’ Northern accent. Liverpool, Manchester, Hull, Leeds, Newcastle, York, Sunderland and Bolton are all ‘Northern’ towns and each have their own distinctive accent. Even towns just a few miles apart can have distinctive differences
@@wheedler hmmm… you’re suggesting that they meant ‘a type of Northern accent’? I don’t think that’s what the poster meant, I read it as then suggesting all northern accents are the same, and was this THE northern accent rather than A northern accent.
@1:25 My grandpa was a WWII driver, he drove the giant Mouse for Allen Turning's computer to move the cursor around on the screen. unfortunately, he was fired from the job, as he ran the giant mouse into a wall of ctrl+alt+delete
Diane Morgan may ultimately kill me. She torpedoes my brain with the kind of subversive wit that makes it hard to breathe. It really hurts to laugh this hard.
...and she is at The National Museum of Computing at Bletchley Park - well worth visiting (and supporting); oh, and the computer with "the missing mouse the size of a car" is the Colossus - built by Tommy Flowers, not Alan Turing ;-)
Thousand years from now I hope these Moments of Wonder are the only thing future historians have of our time.
@N!ckN4me Egyptians: *build pyramids*
Humans 3000 years later: Lmao no way they did that. It was probably aliens
Egyptians: 👁️👄👁️
That wouldn't be good, then people in the future are bound to repeat the real mistakes we made and are still making in our time.
@N!ckN4me Nobody in the future will think that we were smart, except if mankind develops along the lines shown in the movie "Idiocracy", which at present seems likely.
There's actually a storage facility built into a mountain that houses all of mankind's existence basically. Seeds of all the plants and history books, shit like that. But it makes me wonder if they have every piece of recorded material like audio and video? Maybe memes and shit. *passes blunt*
Ibn batuta has some of the most detailed travel memoirs of his era. But they reckon he was trolled a few times. Especially in w Africa and by the vikings
Diane Morgan is scary good at playing someone whose lights are on but no one’s home
I live in America... Ever met an Evangelical Republican? Good times...
It’s the accent 😉
@@alinaitzal1173😁 don't really get them here but think i get what you mean, even when they're arguing they still have that blank souless smile.
Is she or is she playing the long con? 🤔 😂
Who is Diane Morgan? I didn't see her in this documentary.
_"Next time on Moments of Wonder I'll be asking where your lap goes when you stand up"_ THANK YOU Philomena! This has been bothering me forever!! 😀
The answer will disappoint you: nobody knows. There is going to be an expedition to northern Finland to find out.
Or where your fist goes when you open your hand.
@@PhilippensTube Haha! 🤯
Me too, whenever I'm using my lap top computer and I stand up, the damn thing falls on the floor.
Poor Charles Babbage, invented a thing that will always autocorrect his name to cabbage
@@SpecialSalads Loveless?
Or Charles bad bitch, second and thrid option exist as well and they cycle
So you come to her video to steal her own joke?
@@SpecialSalads A love ace?
I know this is a joke but It really doesn't autocorrect Babbage to Cabbage.
"the mouse have gone missing but, it must've been the size of a car" 🤣
I burst out laughing at that!
Love the way she says "Yeah why not", then does that nonchalant sniffle thing as she looks away 😂
"The queen will stay for the parts on a horse"
This is my second video down the cunk rabbit hole, i already love these videos.
What is clocks? is probably my favourite, but they're all good.
I love how they bring on a legitimate expert in a particular field on these and then totally waste their time with Diane's inane babbling. XD
So you think these are done in one take, one frame and the one's being interviewed are not in on it.
@@Demetri450 Some of them are playing along but you can tell most of them are not. Most celebrities are desperate for any kind of paid gig and don't really know what they doing most of the time.
@@Demetri450 some will be one take yeah, and yes some will also catch on it's satire. But, if you have any discernment you should be able to tell the difference. The format has been done for years Ali G, Nathan Felder etc. etc. It works better when the guest is genuinely confused like here.
@@archvaldor If you are desperate for a gig, you are no longer a celebrity
@@mcmarkmarkson7115 If you use the popular definition of celebrity (ie any one who was on telly ever, including Hollyoaks) then they are almost all desperate for a gig. If you mean a literal celebrity, ie someone whose work is actually celebrated, you only have a couple of hundred celebrities in the country and none of them would appear on a program like this.
LOL! I can't wait to find out where my lap goes when I stand up.
that was actually very poetic :)
Have you ever looked for it?
that stock footage of people in the olden times playing Pacman before computers. holy shiet.
Wassup homie 😉
I'm glad I didn't live through that!
Well, that was nothing compared to playing minesweeper, a lot of one legged people in hospitals invented solitaire after that
People are still quite skilled at playing Space Invaders the old fashioned way - you need this for using the Underground at peak times.
I had a Pac Man board game in the 80's
No one but her could incorporate Alan Turing and the Shroud of Turin in the same sentence. The genius is her method of delivering the line and immediately moving on. No waiting for the laugh like in doing stand up but keeping the timing as in casual conversation. Pure freakn' genius.
Because its a tv show...
I almost did a spit take at that line.
Please use commas..
She is impeccable. If Elvis took out his penis, you would have a stroke. In absolute deadpan.
It makes me wonder how many gems slipped right by me, without any notice.
"where does your lap go when you stand up"
Every question from this woman's mouth is a profound epistemological epic 💜💜💜
Say that word again.
yeah please say it again
Philomena: mouses, computer guy: mices. She shortcircuited his neurons. Neuri.
"You have to ask yourself: are we looking at the computers, or are they looking at us? Even though the answer is obvious, it sounds spooky."
Alan Turing shroud, just brilliant writing .....
What does that mean?
@@civotamuaz5781 Shroud of Turin.
@@civotamuaz5781 Alan Turing was an English mathematician who cracked the Enigma code during WW2 and played a huge part in the Allies winning the war.
The Shroud of Turin is (allegedly) the death shroud of Jesus Christ.
She deliberately mixed it up because they sound similar.
I love this woman.One of the funniest things ever.
It’s the “next time” trailer that gets me every time 😂
That "size of a car!" joke was hilarious! 😁
I revisit these and find new superficials each time....LOVE PHILOMENA!
0:39 That sounds like satire, but with the amount of data that's being recorded on us by our devices it is more social commentary.
"Turing shroud" That was a clever one. LOL
Her "ask computers about computers" line feels one of those jokes that turns out true down the road
It got me thinking, how would ChatGPT react to Philomena's questions? 🤔
@@loxodoncyclotis1823 "As an AI language model, I have been trained on a vast amount of text data and have been programmed to respond to a wide range of prompts and questions. While I do have knowledge and understanding of computer-related topics, I would not consider myself an expert in the same way that a computer engineer or software developer might be. My primary function is to provide assistance and generate responses to help users with their inquiries to the best of my abilities based on the information available to me."
Already done
Turing Shroud I'm dead
sockington1, Shroud of Turin?
If it's a joke about the shroud of Turin, I still don't get why it's do funny. Brits got a really weird sense of humor.
@@benw4361 the joke is that Philomena has confused and conflated Alan Turing (a code breaker in the second world war) with the Turin Shroud.
nearly did a spit take
Philomena makes history come alive
So its his story that he came on a live… a live what?
That Pac-Man game they were playing with the little ghost and the lemon slices was so cute and adorable!!!!!
❤❤❤❤😊
"What's next? A computer you can fight?"
I fight with my computer all the time. The future is HERE!
The story of Alan Turing is actually quite sad. And it's a reminder to many people that the persecution of people with differences needs to stop, in this case chemical castration for being a gay man.
The full majestic power of the state applied with unrelenting force to make a disfiguring chemical assault and battery on an individual, because a consensual private life happens to be "icky" to some.
Love all her videos..informative and hysterical...
The straight faces and lack of ridicule from the experts is brilliant. 😂😂😂
I can't speak for the others, but I actually cracked up several times.
+ BBC like document story telling all over
"But it didn't have a screen so no one knew what it was doing". 😂
She is fantastic
Holy shit it had been some time since I laughed so much at anything. Loving it
The real queen for the bits that are on a horse!? hehe
She is so daft I love her
Philomena is phenomenal.
This would be Jens training video for new IT employees from IT Crowd.
She should have played Jen in The IT Crowd.
Oh my lord… that would’ve been genius.
😂😂
I am here 2 years later to say that no, Katherine Parkinson was perfect
Unless I'm mistaken, I'm fairly certain the question "where does your lap go when you stand up?" was answered in the book "Do Ants Have Arseholes?", or maybe it was in the sequel "Do Bats Have Bollocks?" but safe to say, somebody already asked, and someone else already answered.
Fairly sure ants have arseholes...
Or do they? Are their lives so short that they don't need them?
Mayflys only live a day or so. They probably don't need an arsehole. Maybe they just have a rudimentary arsehole, like the wisdom teeth and appendix in humans. We don't really need them anymore, but some people still have them. Maybe there's a dead end at the end of the alimentary canal like a cul-de-sac on an ant 🐜 or Mayfly. Pretty sure the Queen has an arsehole because she eats all the time.
@@georgiajeff912 If the answer in the book is to be believed, then yes, ants do indeed have arseholes. However, nothing in that book should be taken seriously, it _is_ hilarious though, and the same can be said of the sequel.
Where does your lap go when you stand up? :)
Stand up and then look under your laptop.
I am loving this series !
"Say it again"....
yiss!
Say it again
"encephalograms"
"The Turin(g) shroud", hahaha!!
@1:43, there was an actual Pac Man board game in the 80s complete with little white marbles for the dots!
As much fun as the arcade game! (*assembly required) www.geekyhobbies.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Pac-Man-Box.jpg
Apparently it was a understandably almost impossible game of Pac-Man below deck on The Mary Rose that caused the lapse in the crews concentration, there were peas everywhere! The crew were too busy chasing peas to watch her speed... she turned too fast and tipped... nobody will ever know the score!
The very first kill screen.
@@wheedler it's a shame the royal mint hadn't given the crew more shillings or they'd have been able to keep feeding the machine for more lives
I love peas.
“I don’t think so. I think it’s more likely that there will come a time when you don’t need any mices”. I thought this guy was in on it when he said that, but he’s an actual lecturer at Cambridge ☺️
Does that preclude him from taking the pisses?
@@peterpiper5064 pick a lane buddy,
you’re either smart or funny
@@BlardyBlah I guess that's a yes.
I thought as an expert he would know that the plural is "mice", but he's an actual lecturer at Cambridge
@@tigerchills2079 The mices/meeses dichotomy is still the subject of rigorous debate.
“Except ride a horse” 🤣🤣
Robot engineers: Challenge accepted!
People wait for ages to touch the Turing shroud... That is brilliant
"In the future we'll be able to ask computers about computers"
Yeah she wasn't wrong. I've asked Chat GPT a lot about computers
I watched an interview with the writers, one of them is her boyfriend. He says Dianne is actually quite the giggly laughing person. She can completely shut it off when she's in character. Quite amazing acting
Spending an afternoon watching her switch between Diane and Philomena was a *lot* of fun.
"Mouses"
"Mices"
Ah yes, even natives, then. Even natives.
I saw a moose the other day but then two more came running to their momma and I realized it was a whole family of Meese
That's Cambridge. In Oxford, they say "rodentae".
@@LoftBits and in Eton they say "don't talk to me, Urchin"
One mice, two mices is US, one mouse, two mouses is UK. But in computing, a lot of terminology and spelling were invented in the US, so we use their version (like with "dialog box")
@@SimonBuchanNz The same Mouses that crossed the Red See when chased by e-gypsies? No way!
Diane Morgan's my favorite. I love this character.
How am I just discovering this woman now , this is gold😂
"...and that meant we could invent it first again"
From Canada, I adore Charlie Brooker and Diane is absolutely AMAZING as Cunk. To be clear, it's a northern accent? It's hysterical on say Graham Norton how Yanks can't understand John Bishop or Kevin Bridges. Just sounds normal ( a bit different) to my ears.
Well but K. Bridges is scottish! :)
Yeah more Lancashire than Yorkshire though. I think she's from Bolton, same city as Peter Kay.
There’s not really any such thing as ‘a’ Northern accent. Liverpool, Manchester, Hull, Leeds, Newcastle, York, Sunderland and Bolton are all ‘Northern’ towns and each have their own distinctive accent. Even towns just a few miles apart can have distinctive differences
@@themomentalist If there are multiple northern accents, one of them would be a northern accent. She's not using multiple.
@@wheedler hmmm… you’re suggesting that they meant ‘a type of Northern accent’? I don’t think that’s what the poster meant, I read it as then suggesting all northern accents are the same, and was this THE northern accent rather than A northern accent.
Your lap falls down and it's invisible so you can't see it fall down. It's also a concept and concepts don't make a sound when they hit the ground.
The Turing Shroud. genius. also, well done sean for keeping a straight face!...
I think the Turing Shroud is on display in one of those buildings with old stuff nobody uses anymore.
You haven't seen the bits they had to cut, where I laughed so hard I nearly fell off the chair!
"No not that well" .... "Paul McKenna" ..
hahhahah
COW is an acronym for (Computer on Wheels) in the medical industry.
Her deadpan delivery is fantastic! She could be David brent's sister
@1:25
My grandpa was a WWII driver, he drove the giant Mouse for Allen Turning's computer to move the cursor around on the screen.
unfortunately, he was fired from the job, as he ran the giant mouse into a wall of ctrl+alt+delete
👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant!
😂 The mouse must have been the size of a car. Comic gold.
Diane Morgan is so funny. I love that woman so much.
'Turing Shroud'?! lol Thanks for the upload.
"encefla...wot?" Classic.
That's a question more baffling than The Riddle of the Sphinx - where DOES your lap go when you stand up?!
"...or are the computers looking at us?"
9 years later, the answer is clear and unequivocal.
That bit about the Queen is fucking hilarious. I lost it :))))
"In the future, I'd be able to ask a computer about computers..." -Philomena Cunk, 2014
Columbus, Indiana in the house
@@abbynormal5849 I go there frequently!
"In the future I will be able to ask a computer about computers!"
ChatGPT enters the room: Hello there! How can I help!!?
"The Shroud of Allen Turing"; I had to stop what I was doing and just giggle.
Little known fact: World War I was the first global multiplayer first person shooter.
Urrr, I think you mean War 1
Diane Morgan may ultimately kill me. She torpedoes my brain with the kind of subversive wit that makes it hard to breathe. It really hurts to laugh this hard.
The mouse has gone missing 😂
Here I was thinking that the plural of mouse was mice, but did I hear correctly? "mouses" and "mices"?
I didn't know she was doing these skits that long ago dang!😁
The "Turing Shroud" has me rolling.
I *need* a "trigger warning": Please put down your coffee before viewing. LOL! These are hysterical!
"People queue for ages, just to touch the Turing shroud." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
...and she is at The National Museum of Computing at Bletchley Park - well worth visiting (and supporting); oh, and the computer with "the missing mouse the size of a car" is the Colossus - built by Tommy Flowers, not Alan Turing ;-)
Actually a big chunk was filmed at the Computer Museum in Cambridge.
I almost faint laughing with the mouse the side of a car.
that end cut off was brilliant
The is missing, buttttt, it must have been the size of a car! Omg i laughed soooo much
That Derren Browne/Paul McKenna bit was very quick.
Love this woman.
Pac Man with peas. HAHAHAHAHA. THat must have been torture o.O
Holly crap the Turing Shroud took my breath away.
0:46 remember when we lived in a time when we didn't have to wonder if the computer was listening in?
Turing Shroud. Lmao. Made me snort my coffee out
I love all this
I was completely thrown when the expert said "mices'.
I love Cunk, she's even making the experts sound thick.
Yeah, yeah, I should have said "meeces"...
I'm glad you have a sense of humour!
"the Turring Shroud"... Nice one!
Where *does* the lap go? Oh, I love Diane Morgan.
What was the last sentence again ! Where your lap goes when you stand up ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:38 is the plot of Black Mirror in a nutshell, love how she foreshadowed it in Brookers show
"will there ever come a time when you will need to mouses to use a computer" her jokes a so suttle but hits like a rock - hillarious!
I had to watch again... but what is mouses?
I’m torn between pulling my hair out and pulling a stitch 😂😂😂
"People queue for ages to touch the Turing shroud.
Lost it lol
"and people queue for ages to touch the Turing Shroud" lmao lost it at that
My introduction to Philomena some years was an alternative to that which was "Turing's work was shrouded in secrecy, hence the phrase Turing Shroud"
For a brief, glorious moment, I thought she was played by the same actor as Jen in The IT Crowd