We saw you in Miami 12 years ago at the Miami Improv Comedy Club, you were great then and are great now. Congratulations on all of your accomplishments. Your hard work and dedication paid off. You are our favorite comedian. God bless you and your beautiful family.
Our dogs don't even bark at the UPS and Fed Ex drivers anymore because they are at our front door almost daily. They must think these are new family members that live outside. LOL!
Napkins, dog shirts...clearly items of great need in a pandemic, LOL 😂 ....Sebastian, hope you and your family are well...thanks for all the laughs🤗🤗👏👏😂😂❤️❤️✌️✌️
I only open what my firstborn daughter sends me Sebastian, she is 45 and married, and she sends me books and jeans and stuff every now and then, the other kids text me, and ask me to take a picture of their packages when they come ... since I am retired and home now, I am 63, I do this for my two kids who live with me still my son is 27 and daughter is 25
Listen, I saw your wife in a video clip yesterday......walking on her HANDS down your stairway!! What?? Who cares what she orders, this gal is my hero now. And ends with a dancer's flourish! So cool!!
Love this man so funny when I’m depressed or have anxiety i put him on and I cheer up go from feeling hopeless to forgetting about stress and laughing thank you Sabatian M u got a gift 🙏
This is why women hide purchases from their husbands i.e. in their trunks, deliveries to work or mothers house. They dont want to explain it or hear about it. On the flip side, who's paying for it??
Lani Anne Hahahaha! I don’t drink that stuff. The one my mom was ordering was very high in caffeine. Some fancy stuff from China. We stopped the orders.
I have never had a dog shirt either, not even as a kid....my Italian parents would've told me: "You said you need a dog shirt? What is WRONG with you?" hahahahahaha
My husband attempts to open our boxes and I throw a conniption. He doesn’t get why I do so I tell him it ruins the surprise. He says surprise you’re the one who orders the shit 😂🤣😂🤣
Dude, "Happy wife, Happy life!" ;) Different people have different ways of dealing with being at home ALL THE TIME like this. My wife has taken to gardening and buying plants. When all of these plants grow in the back yard, we're gonna have a jungle and may have to move out...
Brady Johnson I started that a few months ago. My fiancé got lucky that we had 3 weeks of 100°+ and I said fck that, let em die. She’ll eventually move on to arts and crafts like we all do lol Natural progression.
Bryn Diesel I started gardening too but with succulents and they love the heat so they didn’t die 😂😂😂 one day a week of watering. It’s pretty amazing how they have survived the heat
@@BeautyLilya No silly, the dogs let me know when another package is arriving at the house by barking at the truck coming down the street, another thing that the husband bought. :)
Me too! It took til episode 3 to determine this series is technically for men but, I like Sebastian's comedy, esp the doorbell routine. It does clarify that single women's comedy entertainment needs during a pandemic, may not include watching a male comic show everyone Amazon purchases from crafters. It's sort of like ringing the doorbell, don't you think, Nicole? I think I'm the only one who still remembers what Geocities Neighborhoods used to feel like. Technology & coming in late.
It’s such a thrill to find paper products online let alone the thrill of waiting for them and opening the package! Hey, it’s a “stay safe” world right now, this is all I have!
Reg Ciof...me too! Colors excite me! It's always fun to see the pattern that comes out when it's done, but hey, having two small children is no joke! They obviously haven't gotten to it yet which is completely understandable;) Mystic RS MY MYSTICAL CHANNEL
Have been getting Amazon packages all week. WHAT A HIGH!!! This is what life has come down to. Oh who am I kidding. I've been an Amazon addict for years lol.
Sebastian, life during covid is the next show. You wake up, make coffee, cook something, empty the dishwasher, check the mail and then you drink! Fuggattaboutit, Keep up the great work!
Omg! When we can once again safely leave our homes, you have to come to Minneapolis! You are getting me through this pandemic. I open the boxes but I also order since it’s just me and my cat. Now if she learns how to talk to Alexa we’re gonna have problems! I wouldn’t put it past her. Crazy smart she is.
Ok I'm not even joking 🤣 half of the crap ur wife got mine got also I think I could actually start predicting some of the stuff you're going to get going forward. Here My premonition of what's to come in the future for you. Scented oils and diffuser. New bedding Kids Room play room Decorations Fabric resistance exercise bands Children's socks Tooth fairy coin Tommee tippee's replacement nipples DIY growth charts Fake eyelashes Shadow boxes Handprint keepsakes Scented candles picture taking accessories like my first day of kindergarten chalkboard etc future graduate t-shirt PS we love your comedy. Your bits give us a laugh we are both Covid ICU nurses with a brand new baby, and a another starting kindergarten All of the above has been extremely stressful. Especially as we try to protect our family and our extended family / child care support system, one being an immunocompromised grandparent. Your bits are a brief escape from the stress. Thank you
Hey, thx for svc you both do as nurses; respected your education & skill way before current health situation but now even more.Recurrent Amazon fake eyelashes might be considered ‘essential’ since masks cover nose/ mouth LOL
Sebastian, I've been watching you since Wild West comedy tour. Glad to to see you made it, I'm sure it was a long hard road but your persistence paid off in spades. Good luck to you and your family. God Bless.
My neighbor works for a cdc contractor and they’ve been told since April to buy TP and paper towels 1x/week leading up to the fall for ‘reasons unknown’. So, I have too along with napkins to balance it all out : )
I can just see Lana responding to Sebastian’s Amazon package concerns...Bada Bing end of story and the pkgs keep on keeping on! 😂 My husband knows better than to open any pkg or envelope that is addressed to me...it’s like Christmas almost everyday! BTW...I Can hardly wait for your next standup comedy show, Sebastian, after all...I’ve noticed all of the material you’re getting from this dang pandemic!💥👍💚💛💜❤️
I’m guessing this series is not sponsored by Amazon. If not, you should get them to pay you for advertising because even though you are knocking your wife’s purchases, I’m suddenly in need of napkins!
This reminds me of the time my husband gave me a hard time about ordering “too many” light bulbs when he claimed I should have just bought one light bulb because that’s all I needed...🙄
Omfg. On your video yesterday I commented about my fun mystery amazon packages and how a shltload of vitamin gummies showed up outta nowhere. I swear to god, I need to start a channel about the weird, inebriated-induced madness that shows up to my house everyday. It’s like having an invisible housemate that keeps bestowing random crap on me.
This should be part of his next stand-up comedy special. Every woman can relate, and my husband opens my packages also! He doesn’t complain when it’s for him though! Haha!
LOL love you Sebastian! My daughter and I cannot wait to see you in person and would absolutely love to meet you backstage. Leave Lana alone! LOL napkins are important and one can never have enough. Thank you for opening her packages. That is my daughters job in our home. LOL
I gotta give your wife credit. I would lose my mind if someone opened my mail. Haha snd then again, I have issues. 🤣🤣🤣. Ps. You have to have different types of napkins. So maybe these are different size. Ha
My husband never opens my Amazon packages. He just brings them in and quietly places them on my office chair. But I’m sure he’s thinking... wtf did she order now?? lol 😂
I put him on 211 depressed in town my son passed away and after that I watch Sebastian every night I cheered me up and that was good because there’s a hole in my soul with him gone keep up the good laugh Sebastian you’re my all-time favorite comedian😂
“End it with the napkins!”
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should of been a line from a Scorsese movie Ha
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When I tell you I was DYING of laughter💀
Ckahahahahaha right 😅😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
We saw you in Miami 12 years ago at the Miami Improv Comedy Club, you were great then and are great now. Congratulations on all of your accomplishments. Your hard work and dedication paid off. You are our favorite comedian. God bless you and your beautiful family.
Its like he's talking directly to me!
@Leon Anderson It's the 4th wall of comedy only true pros can accomplish.
kindcounselor me too! 😂
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@kindcounselor I tell him what I’ve received when he does this. Hahaha
@markmac ckaaahahaha omfg ckaaahahaha 😁😅🤣🤣🤣
Our dogs don't even bark at the UPS and Fed Ex drivers anymore because they are at our front door almost daily. They must think these are new family members that live outside. LOL!
😂😂😂🤣😅
Lmao
Ours jumped into the UPS guy’s truck, because he knew there were dog treats in there!😄
@@trae4529 I jumped in cause I knew there were Clorox wipes being delivered. LOL!
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Napkins, dog shirts...clearly items of great need in a pandemic, LOL 😂 ....Sebastian, hope you and your family are well...thanks for all the laughs🤗🤗👏👏😂😂❤️❤️✌️✌️
When a package arrives my hubby hands it to me and says "More yarn for you". Happy wife, happy life.
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Sebastian Trying Not to Lose His Mind: Episode 3
Thinking the same thing 😊
Sebastian Maniscalco my son and daughter order stuff from Amazon too😃😃😃😜🤪😜🤪
My daughter and son do the same thing Sebastian Maniscalco!!lmao😃😃😃😃😜😜
I only open what my firstborn daughter sends me Sebastian, she is 45 and married, and she sends me books and jeans and stuff every now and then, the other kids text me, and ask me to take a picture of their packages when they come ... since I am retired and home now, I am 63, I do this for my two kids who live with me still my son is 27 and daughter is 25
I saw you on yt a few days ago OMG!!!! Ur so funny 😄
Listen, I saw your wife in a video clip yesterday......walking on her HANDS down your stairway!! What?? Who cares what she orders, this gal is my hero now. And ends with a dancer's flourish! So cool!!
@arielle167 it was on one of Sebastian's funny clips and he shows her coming down the stairs on her hands! So great!
LMAO! I love these episodes, please keep them coming. I love your personality / comedy!
Love this man so funny when I’m depressed or have anxiety i put him on and I cheer up go from feeling hopeless to forgetting about stress and laughing thank you Sabatian M u got a gift 🙏
I just about fell over when u pulled those napkins out lmao 🤣 😂 💀 😆
This is why women hide purchases from their husbands i.e. in their trunks, deliveries to work or mothers house. They dont want to explain it or hear about it. On the flip side, who's paying for it??
My 75 year old mother does the ordering. There was “slimming” tea being delivered on a 3 month rotation 🙄
Valerie “Slimming tea gives you diarrhea! That’s how you’re supposed to lose weight! Don’t drink it! The herbs irritate your intestinal lining! 🤢
Doesn't Lana get mad that he opened the boxes. Id be ripped. lol!
Lani Anne
Hahahaha! I don’t drink that stuff.
The one my mom was ordering was very high in caffeine. Some fancy stuff from China.
We stopped the orders.
@@LaniAnne402 my friend called it, "colon blow". 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Love this! “Sebastian of the Infinite Disappointments.”
I have never had a dog shirt either, not even as a kid....my Italian parents would've told me: "You said you need a dog shirt? What is WRONG with you?" hahahahahaha
That's nothing Sebastian - FIVE frigging vacuum cleaners, *FIVE*
lol
holy shit 😂😂😂 one for each floor?
My husband attempts to open our boxes and I throw a conniption. He doesn’t get why I do so I tell him it ruins the surprise. He says surprise you’re the one who orders the shit 😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
Lol I totally get “the surprise” thing
LMAO
The way you said “napkins” killed me hahahahhhhhaha I can’t wait to see you live again!
Omg these videos are hilarious...I would laugh if my husband knew how many amazon deliveries I get! This makes me laugh so hard!
You gotta keep those coming, this is comedy gold.
You better hope she doesn't order something you don't want anyone to see 😂
Lol, you have the best comment
He obviously wont hold it up if its personal
I bet he would hold it up! Lol I double dog dare him 🤣
@@kathleenhenselder5846 if some piece of lingerie she ordered for herself showed up, no way in hell
I was thinking more along the lines of her ordering something that will surprise him. Ya know like a box of dildos. Sorry I went there 😃
Oh, the packages are coming...You just ain't seen 'em. Hahaha!
That’d be the day I’d let you open the boxes! It’s like Christmas when Amazon comes! You can’t open my Christmas presents!!!😄
I Was thinking the same!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Girl yes!
No kidding! I open my Amazon boxes lol
You would open mail in my name only once...guaranteed.
I absolutely must be your biggest fan!!! I love watching you and your comedy specials. You look like you've been working out. You look phenomenal!!
Dude, "Happy wife, Happy life!" ;)
Different people have different ways of dealing with being at home ALL THE TIME like this.
My wife has taken to gardening and buying plants. When all of these plants grow in the back yard, we're gonna have a jungle and may have to move out...
Brady Johnson I started that a few months ago. My fiancé got lucky that we had 3 weeks of 100°+ and I said fck that, let em die. She’ll eventually move on to arts and crafts like we all do lol Natural progression.
Bryn Diesel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bryn Diesel I started gardening too but with succulents and they love the heat so they didn’t die 😂😂😂 one day a week of watering. It’s pretty amazing how they have survived the heat
My husband is the shopper, the dogs know the sound of the ups truck and bark before it even shows up at the front door. ♥️🙂
Your dog is your husband??
@@BeautyLilya No silly, the dogs let me know when another package is arriving at the house by barking at the truck coming down the street, another thing that the husband bought. :)
lol I'm the one ordering but I'm single so I don't have to answer to anyone lmao
Me too! It took til episode 3 to determine this series is technically for men but, I like Sebastian's comedy, esp the doorbell routine. It does clarify that single women's comedy entertainment needs during a pandemic, may not include watching a male comic show everyone Amazon purchases from crafters. It's sort of like ringing the doorbell, don't you think, Nicole? I think I'm the only one who still remembers what Geocities Neighborhoods used to feel like. Technology & coming in late.
Me too...
I still live with my parents... I try and get to the door frist........😂🤣🤣
Because you order too much chocolate
Same 🤣😂
It’s such a thrill to find paper products online
let alone the thrill of waiting for them and opening
the package! Hey, it’s a “stay safe” world right now,
this is all I have!
still waiting for the tie dye reveal.
@Rose Cottage yeah me 2 😀❤
Reg Ciof...me too! Colors excite me! It's always fun to see the pattern that comes out when it's done, but hey, having two small children is no joke! They obviously haven't gotten to it yet which is completely understandable;)
Mystic RS
MY MYSTICAL CHANNEL
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Please, PLEASE be wearing the dog shirt on the next episode.
Lana's alwaysr about her babies...♥️🤗
Who else is living for this!😂😂😂😂
I replay your airport security video at least once a week to laugh hysterically. You crack me up.
Have been getting Amazon packages all week. WHAT A HIGH!!! This is what life has come down to. Oh who am I kidding. I've been an Amazon addict for years lol.
Tell your wife she's doing it wrong. I collect the packages before my husband gets to them. This way I avoid the ridicule. 😂😂
Sebastian, life during covid is the next show. You wake up, make coffee, cook something, empty the dishwasher, check the mail and then you drink! Fuggattaboutit, Keep up the great work!
I call my girl the Amazon queen. When the truck arrives I say, "the Amazon queen strikes again"
You should do RUclips of that.
Good guy ☺️
If theres a package on my steps when I get home I throw it in the recycling bin
And fetch it later....
I know .I need help.
Smart girl. Im shopping like you!
You sneaky little...
@@michaelsherron5750 cool playlist btw :)
@@erinleary5873 Thanks! 😃
Your wife is a tolerant person. A Saint.
Does she know your doing this?
Of course
Omg! When we can once again safely leave our homes, you have to come to Minneapolis! You are getting me through this pandemic. I open the boxes but I also order since it’s just me and my cat. Now if she learns how to talk to Alexa we’re gonna have problems! I wouldn’t put it past her. Crazy smart she is.
Lana is the BEST! We luv ya girl! Really like your Amazon purchases. Hey, if you run out of T.P. just use the napkins🤣
Ok I'm not even joking 🤣 half of the crap ur wife got mine got also I think I could actually start predicting some of the stuff you're going to get going forward.
Here My premonition of what's to come in the future for you.
Scented oils and diffuser.
New bedding
Kids Room play room Decorations
Fabric resistance exercise bands
Children's socks
Tooth fairy coin
Tommee tippee's replacement nipples
DIY growth charts
Fake eyelashes
Shadow boxes
Handprint keepsakes
Scented candles
picture taking accessories like my first day of kindergarten chalkboard etc future graduate t-shirt
PS we love your comedy. Your bits give us a laugh we are both Covid ICU nurses with a brand new baby, and a another starting kindergarten All of the above has been extremely stressful. Especially as we try to protect our family and our extended family / child care support system, one being an immunocompromised grandparent. Your bits are a brief escape from the stress. Thank you
😂🤣😂🤣
bigman806 You’re hilarious lol Hope y’all stay safe. Thank you for all you do 🙌🏻👊
Hey, thx for svc you both do as nurses; respected your education & skill way before current health situation but now even more.Recurrent Amazon fake eyelashes might be considered ‘essential’ since masks cover nose/ mouth LOL
Not bad 😆! I decided we needed a king size bed. Which meant all new bedding. And this led to many other purchases of items we needed lol.
Kara A i think we r all developing a Sebastian way of looking at the world, all we can really do is laugh....FIX IT
Everybody’s been going crazy w Amazon, we are soooooo bored!!!
I want some packages too!! Love watching you open the goodies! Iam too broke to order so I get a retail fix from you
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OMG YOU ARE SO FUNNY. I LOVE YOUR REACTIONS TO ALL THE STUFF YOU SEE. LOL. YOU ARE THE BEST. THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
You opening the packages I ordered would be a BIG problem in my household, lol!!
Sebastian, I've been watching you since Wild West comedy tour. Glad to to see you made it, I'm sure it was a long hard road but your persistence paid off in spades. Good luck to you and your family. God Bless.
I love how approachable you make yourself. On stage, and in your own home you're able to embrace your audience. Love ya, just love ya.
You must be having one hell of a dinner party 🤣🤣
Best series you’ve ever done 😂. Even famous people get boring crap on amazon. Looks like my ridiculous purchases.
I’m hooked on the “what’d she order now” bit! 😂😂
damn amazon be making easy money out of his wife's "regular purchasing hectic schedule" 😂
My neighbor works for a cdc contractor and they’ve been told since April to buy TP and paper towels 1x/week leading up to the fall for ‘reasons unknown’. So, I have too along with napkins to balance it all out : )
I adore you Sebastian you are real and make me smile on very dark days !! Thanks don’t stop!!
I gotta talk to Lana and tell her how to intercept the deliveries so you (Sebastian) won't even know a package came, baby!
I love you Sebastian and adore your family. Thank you for making us laugh in quarantine.
I didn’t realize how much I enjoy watching ppl unbox things they purchased
I can just see Lana responding to Sebastian’s Amazon package concerns...Bada Bing end of story and the pkgs keep on keeping on! 😂 My husband knows better than to open any pkg or envelope that is addressed to me...it’s like Christmas almost everyday! BTW...I Can hardly wait for your next standup comedy show, Sebastian, after all...I’ve noticed all of the material you’re getting from this dang pandemic!💥👍💚💛💜❤️
My late husband used to order pot before they opened up the marijuana stores in Canada. Never seen him so happy to see the delivery guy!
Napkins: an essential must-have during quarantine, because paper towels aren't fancy enough. LOL!!!
I almost ordered a new ice cream maker and a tablecloth. Guess which one is still in my Amazon cart.🤦🏾♀️
I’m guessing this series is not sponsored by Amazon. If not, you should get them to pay you for advertising because even though you are knocking your wife’s purchases, I’m suddenly in need of napkins!
Yepp, seems like advertizing to me
Haha
I find this series oddly satisfying.
Tell ur wife to order some more stuff, I need more!!!
I love this series. Your wife is the best! 💕
I like these what my wife bought episodes!
Packages come - you’re just not around when they do.
Jennifer Lynn used to be like that. But now they’re around ALL THE TIME! I need to “break” my ring doorbell. Gives it away every time.
Haha yup
am LOVING this series 😂👍🏻
It's like having family over...and believe me, we're Italian, so this isn't far removed...
That's why I get my Amazon purchases delivered to a locker at a 7-11 in town. Yes, that's an option now. No more annoyed looks from hubs.😊
Johanna Lopez-gaccione You’re a genius
My husband buys all the stuff! He just received a contraption to kill flies! We have three of these now! I still use a fly swatter! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This reminds me of the time my husband gave me a hard time about ordering “too many” light bulbs when he claimed I should have just bought one light bulb because that’s all I needed...🙄
Quickest click when I see a new episode. Keep em going
Omfg. On your video yesterday I commented about my fun mystery amazon packages and how a shltload of vitamin gummies showed up outta nowhere. I swear to god, I need to start a channel about the weird, inebriated-induced madness that shows up to my house everyday. It’s like having an invisible housemate that keeps bestowing random crap on me.
This should be part of his next stand-up comedy special. Every woman can relate, and my husband opens my packages also! He doesn’t complain when it’s for him though! Haha!
It may just be me but I don't open my husband's packages nor does he open mine. But I love this. Your so FUNNY.
LOL love you Sebastian! My daughter and I cannot wait to see you in person and would absolutely love to meet you backstage. Leave Lana alone! LOL napkins are important and one can never have enough. Thank you for opening her packages. That is my daughters job in our home. LOL
This is the best series on RUclips. Change my mind 😤
Thanks to your videos, I don't have to buy anything from Amazon. It's more fun watching you open the packages 😀
We love ordering shit online because when it comes it’s like a surprise to ourselves lol 👍🤣
I feel attacked... its like my husband is talking to me rn about the orders online 🤣 the delivering people even know..
It'll be fun if your wife came up with "what my husband bought on Amazon" videos!
I love amazon. During the Covid shut down couldn’t shop so ordered tons online!
Hahahaha....So fun! I saw the first one and saw this...gotta go find number 2....lol!
Omg love this. It's awesome to see the silly stuff, which we end up cherishing later.
Oh the packages have been coming, she's just on to you!
I'm in love with the Amazon delivery guy. No joke.
Sebastian thinking 🤔 more napkins, he can’t believe it 🤦🏼♂️😂😂 this guy is great
I gotta give your wife credit. I would lose my mind if someone opened my mail. Haha snd then again, I have issues. 🤣🤣🤣. Ps. You have to have different types of napkins. So maybe these are different size. Ha
"This is exciting 🙄" LOL
I love this series
I get boxes from amazon everyday too, lol
My husband never opens my Amazon packages. He just brings them in and quietly places them on my office chair. But I’m sure he’s thinking... wtf did she order now?? lol 😂
Love these vids. So original. I love ur sense of disgust at some of these things.
I would be mad....my favorite part is opening the boxes!!!
One of the best series on the net
Lol! My husband doesn’t open my boxes or envelopes but he also comments on how many amazon deliveries I get every week 😂🤣
Love love love you Sebastian!!! 😘💕👍🏻❤️
I put him on 211 depressed in town my son passed away and after that I watch Sebastian every night I cheered me up and that was good because there’s a hole in my soul with him gone keep up the good laugh Sebastian you’re my all-time favorite comedian😂