Ep 131: Chris DiStefano with Tequila

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @averymills3281
    @averymills3281 Год назад +131

    *chrissys eyes lock onto the muffin top* “this guy could use some intermittent fasting” GOLD

  • @Hellboymg
    @Hellboymg Год назад +60

    I could listen to these 3 guys talk for hours on end

  • @Pumpkinking64
    @Pumpkinking64 Год назад +320

    Damn Chris came in HOT with the honesty

    • @DallasMavs81
      @DallasMavs81 Год назад +10

      Flaming hot

    • @oghash4912
      @oghash4912 Год назад

      😂

    • @portlandgoose4727
      @portlandgoose4727 Год назад +9

      Telling their crewman that he could use intermittent fasting was too savage 😂

    • @imunoz81334
      @imunoz81334 Год назад

      ​@@DallasMavs81 24:04 😢😮😢😮😢

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman Год назад

      And he managed to not hog the convo. Great episode.

  • @3Flutter-Bye
    @3Flutter-Bye Год назад +97

    Chrissy's always been a sweetheart but along with getting in great physical shape, he seems to have gotten an incredible mindset now. He's always had a positive vibe but now he especially seems like could not be happier, as if living his very best life. .

    • @fortyozsteak
      @fortyozsteak Год назад +14

      Yea it sucks he was way funnier when he was banging random toots

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Год назад +5

      What manners. Brings some treats to the pod.

    • @BuzzyJumper
      @BuzzyJumper Год назад +1

      @@fortyozsteak Banging random toots? You are so lame 🤣like you just recently discovered how your penis works

    • @Sun_Cat_Pop
      @Sun_Cat_Pop Год назад +1

      @@fortyozsteak OMG, a real incel - you stuck in puberty or stlil waiting on thos e pubes?

    • @BarisPalabiyik
      @BarisPalabiyik Год назад +6

      It's almost like he just got his ass eaten.

  • @KoalaJofficial
    @KoalaJofficial Год назад +201

    If you think Chrissy aint bringing the chaos wherever he goes, news flash, you got another thing coming

    • @ganymede4030
      @ganymede4030 Год назад

      Out here puttin people on NOTICE

  • @chrisrogers553
    @chrisrogers553 Год назад +47

    They went right over it but, Chrissy D said "it was a tactic to not take a shower so people wouldn't get all up on you" and Normand said "my ex used that tactic" 😂😂😂

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy Год назад +3

      It's actually funny because I had an ex who did that

    • @ajphillips1553
      @ajphillips1553 Год назад

      @@Captain_Insano_nomercyit only works thanks to this comment lolol. Nah fr that’d be mean as hell. Lmao thanks for the honesty, made me laugh out loud

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy Год назад

      @AJ Phillips I remember hitting it doggystyle and the smell wafted up and sucker punched me. Bad memories

  • @jeffysoule2076
    @jeffysoule2076 Год назад +6

    “I bet I can tell by the way he dribbles.” Hahahaha 😂

  • @Ruby-Starr
    @Ruby-Starr Год назад +7

    13:33 Supposedly, supposedly, supposedly?
    Sal is wondering - dont you mean "Allegedly..." ?

  • @daxrico266
    @daxrico266 Год назад +20

    I love episodes like this that mix comedy and real talk

  • @MrPodcastio
    @MrPodcastio Год назад +9

    So glad they covered my two favorite topics. Finance and Fish. 😅

  • @elstie01
    @elstie01 Год назад +10

    Mark's notorious watch beep strikes across all pods.

  • @invaderjimm8422
    @invaderjimm8422 Год назад +1

    I love hearing Chrissy talk about how he's improving his life. You're doing it right buddy, you live a good life and you are enjoying it instead of wishing it was better. Inspirational, truly.

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop Год назад +32

    Chris said his fast was starting shortly and broke out thouse amazing sounding donuts, I suspect, so he could enjoy them vicariously as Sam & Mark ate them. Staying as fit as he's done, just picking them out must be a treat 🧁🧁

  • @StonerHesperia
    @StonerHesperia Год назад +2

    The new golden era of comedy is coming.

  • @byronorrego7284
    @byronorrego7284 Год назад +8

    Fuck yes!!! I needed it this week…. Bongs and beer ready

  • @cameronpulliam4896
    @cameronpulliam4896 Год назад +8

    My 3 favorites in one pod love it

  • @_fooddood_
    @_fooddood_ Год назад +7

    Chrissy D "you guys have a 401K" also Chrissy D "money isnt everything" lol

  • @Halfbreedmofo
    @Halfbreedmofo Год назад +3

    Omg on the you go to sleep on the Cosby part 😂😂

  • @bossHogOG
    @bossHogOG Год назад +17

    I like Chris. He’s proof that anyone can make it in standup if they’re shameless enough.

  • @2Funny_Farm_
    @2Funny_Farm_ Год назад +11

    Chrissy Finance? 🥱 Ho Hum
    Chrissy Fidance? 😄 HA HA HA HA HA

  • @JeffNixonComedy
    @JeffNixonComedy Год назад +42

    Hell ya, perfect way to kick off my 5th month of sobriety - a drinking themed podcast!

  • @matthangan7944
    @matthangan7944 Год назад +3

    Comedy goes as far as respect ends... love yall

  • @everything...interesting
    @everything...interesting Год назад +5

    Wow. Great ep! Love you guys! Chrissy D one of the all-time great guests

  • @johngray6749
    @johngray6749 Год назад

    Great guest I love how fluid everyone gets around destefano!!!

  • @Grimhead
    @Grimhead Год назад +1

    Mark is an absolute comic beast!

  • @tennisbum7527
    @tennisbum7527 Год назад +1

    The Chrissy D quote of Theodore Roosevelt was incongruous, it was like Ol' Dirty Bastard quoting Maya Angelou

    • @tennisbum7527
      @tennisbum7527 Год назад

      Beyond that funny but on the nose remark, Chris has developed a very smart strategy balancing his career along with his family life. He will be adding years to his career (and life) being happy with what he has already done and not chasing every dollar.

  • @rjvsmb
    @rjvsmb 8 месяцев назад

    I can't tell you how many time I laugh shaking my head listening to WMBD🤣😂🤣😂

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 Год назад

    My three favorites of all time!!!!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤😂

  • @RSJ-fr1mk
    @RSJ-fr1mk Год назад +5

    Sam stepping on other's comments or instantly interrupting is BRUTAL.

  • @AnxiousStacker
    @AnxiousStacker Год назад +2

    Great guest! The opening line was freaking hilarious!

  • @geriweis-corbley7177
    @geriweis-corbley7177 Год назад

    One of my fave EPs!! Loved the energy and positivity of Chris De...

  • @largewoollybugger
    @largewoollybugger Год назад +6

    I think Chris thinks that because he lost weight, he is now an intellectual

  • @Tamcginn
    @Tamcginn Год назад

    Love that Chris went to Red's! It's literally the best place for napkin shots and their burgers are insane!

  • @Michael-jr5ie
    @Michael-jr5ie Год назад +6

    Shout out Angelina Bakery! 😂😂 Chrissy shout outs with the rare missed opportunity to promote a random small business

  • @MSordernature
    @MSordernature Год назад +3

    Minute and 40 seconds in and Chrissy already had two great jokes.

  • @DonkeyCongoSnipe
    @DonkeyCongoSnipe Год назад

    I just noticed the painting on the wall behind Mark of the guy and the horse, LMAO

    • @John-k8k9q
      @John-k8k9q Год назад

      "the guy" ??? do you not recognize it?

    • @DonkeyCongoSnipe
      @DonkeyCongoSnipe Год назад

      @@John-k8k9q that is Tony's horse but not Tony

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Год назад +8

    Mark should have that book that made Joe howl that one time on that coffee table. Brad Garrett, When the Balls Drop thanks to Mrs Normand.

  • @kalebwhitaker9534
    @kalebwhitaker9534 Год назад +8

    I guess I’m going to listen to Chrissy talk about Vangaurd and give investment advice on every podcast for a couple months 😂

    • @MattMcLeod6
      @MattMcLeod6 Год назад +5

      Money and fitness/nutrition advice - really became an armchair expert lately 😂

    • @gangstaflamingo
      @gangstaflamingo Год назад

      i used to love him but i cant stand him anymore

  • @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix
    @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix Год назад +1

    SAM @ 1:18:45 "We're all OK" and a little drunk, LOVE THE SHOW TODAY...love when a big poscast shows it's disorganization sometimes. life happens, we are all ok

  • @FlowerSupply420
    @FlowerSupply420 Год назад

    “My ex did that…” 3:57
    SOO GOOD!! 😂

  • @CraigSmith-qq3sr
    @CraigSmith-qq3sr Год назад

    Chris looked uncomfortable at the start. Then are we on? then loosened up😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GriseldaBSF410
    @GriseldaBSF410 Год назад +14

    Couldn't click fast enough! This and AYG will take me up to bedtime! What a great Sunday night combo

  • @jaredgreenwald3072
    @jaredgreenwald3072 Год назад

    This was a treat. Thank you guys

  • @micahmadore
    @micahmadore Год назад +6

    Marks recording those ad reads over a school intercom from the 60s

  • @LiftRunStretch
    @LiftRunStretch Год назад +3

    Chrissy Candlesticks dabblin’ in the ups and downs 🤙

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv Год назад +3

    Wow! Listening to Chris made me feel like I was dirty and took a really good shower! I think we all need more DeStefano in our lives!

  • @YourBeastRoy
    @YourBeastRoy Год назад +2

    41:30 Mark "Well hold up the guys not bad lookin" dude legit looks like Mark hahaha

  • @timchilman
    @timchilman Год назад

    Great man. Sweet spot. Loved your thoughts around the fire.

  • @MikeyMooks
    @MikeyMooks Год назад +4

    I love that they kept in normand genuinely saying “what an ep” at the end hahaha
    These guys are the top 3 funniest comics in the business !

    • @fortyozsteak
      @fortyozsteak Год назад +4

      Chrissy isn’t a top comic

    • @MikeyMooks
      @MikeyMooks Год назад +6

      Coming to comedy podcasts comments with negativity is such loser activities, I’m not here to argue, take that lame energy elsewhere

    • @fortyozsteak
      @fortyozsteak Год назад

      @@MikeyMooks you gonna cry?

    • @2Funny_Farm_
      @2Funny_Farm_ Год назад

      @@fortyozsteak Ooooo - I remember that one from childhood but hasnt your mommy told you not to be playing on the internet?

    • @fortyozsteak
      @fortyozsteak Год назад

      @KOSMO PILOT I’m not putting Chrissy down I think he’s a hilarious entertainer but he’s not a great stand up comic. My favorite podcast of all time is History Hyenas

  • @dereksupernaut
    @dereksupernaut Год назад +4

    Sam Morril with thee TShirt to wear... gosh darn impressive... i just watched Cukoos Nest having not watched it since my youth, its a great film & Nickolson is the best... fax!!!

  • @busstopbench
    @busstopbench Год назад +1

    Chrissy Insights on the podcast! Another great episode! Love you guys!

  • @ahwanpandey
    @ahwanpandey 8 дней назад

    15:22 Graze anatomy 😂😂. Classic Mark

  • @kylesells8579
    @kylesells8579 Год назад +5

    I feel like mark would act excited about any food, out of social implications.

  • @DanielHettenbach1
    @DanielHettenbach1 Год назад +6

    Marc is killing me...then Chrissy goes next level....and Sam is literally the consumate professional

  • @ozzysgarage
    @ozzysgarage Год назад +2

    30:22 that should be on a decreasing scale honestly. In finance, the more money you invest (and have under management with a Financial Advisor) the lower your management fees (percentage) are. That agent/manager cut is wild! Even real estate agents do not make the same percentage on a $300K home versus $3 million home. Yet somehow these agents/managers are charging a fortune and their talent is perfectly fine with it? That cut is simply way too much for what they are realistically doing for you.

  • @aaron82916
    @aaron82916 Год назад +5

    Yes, this is going to be epic.

  • @justinjacob508
    @justinjacob508 Год назад +4

    When he get rid of the glasses ? 😂

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 Год назад +1

      This was taped a few weeks ago - must’ve been when he lost them.

  • @fluffyelephant32
    @fluffyelephant32 Год назад +9

    Is he taking about Jasmin or Titi Jerry in the very beginning?

  • @jpierce2l33t
    @jpierce2l33t Год назад +2

    Lol Bobby Lee sent Theo a snake in the mail 🤣🤣

  • @jimfrommars2591
    @jimfrommars2591 Год назад +3

    Packing light doesn't make you a chill person, chill people just pack light 😆

  • @xgianxcarlox
    @xgianxcarlox Год назад

    36:15 "HASHTAG #JENNASIDE" - @marknormand had me rolling haha

  • @kendallleingang
    @kendallleingang Год назад +2

    Mark's fucking watch. 😂😂😂

  • @nighttrain1565
    @nighttrain1565 Год назад +2

    Mark licking the fuck out of those fingers😅

  • @ArcLabel702
    @ArcLabel702 Год назад

    That opening line 😂

  • @poindextertunes
    @poindextertunes Год назад +1

    Chrissy’s SB Blazers are tiiiight 🔥

  • @RobMcGravyTrain
    @RobMcGravyTrain Год назад +1

    Amazing duer ad

  • @Quarrelstick
    @Quarrelstick Год назад

    Killer convo boys, throughly enjoyed the depth of this one. Chrissy stoics in full force

  • @DanielHettenbach1
    @DanielHettenbach1 Год назад +30

    Marc is the definition of unadulterated

    • @NewNoise02
      @NewNoise02 Год назад

      the joke about Cosby's son

  • @liberator416
    @liberator416 Год назад

    That DUER ad had me dying!

  • @Pullitupjame0
    @Pullitupjame0 Год назад +11

    We need one last episode with sergeant snuggles and lieutenant lollipop!!!😢

  • @meanmrmustard11
    @meanmrmustard11 Год назад +15

    shouts out Mike Recine, you guys need to get him on the podcast. his standup is great too

  • @odysseusmaximus
    @odysseusmaximus Год назад +2

    It's weird i just found this podcast like 2 days ago and yesterday i picked one episode they did with Chris Distefano and then TODAY they have a new one
    and it's with..
    Chris Distefano

  • @jjg6626
    @jjg6626 Год назад +1

    Random shooting LMFAO! THOSE WERE SACRIFICES... But you know that Mark 🤫

  • @ppb7930
    @ppb7930 Год назад +5

    Chris gettin 100,000 for that commercial as an unknown comedian is fuckin crazy

  • @chefcouch7174
    @chefcouch7174 Год назад +1

    Love the pod!

  • @ZeZeBatata69
    @ZeZeBatata69 Год назад +7

    "Fish is worse for you than red meat" - Chris DiStefano, Md

  • @Fabian080690
    @Fabian080690 Год назад +3

    This episode is so old it gave Pacino time to bust raw as well.

  • @johngray6749
    @johngray6749 Год назад

    I swear to god Normand is my inner monologue out loud!! 😏

  • @shaunwalker7473
    @shaunwalker7473 Год назад +4

    I really liked the out of focus camera. Please. More of that stuff.

  • @mykillmatic
    @mykillmatic Год назад

    So glad i found this podcast! subbed so fast

  • @Komanderstreams
    @Komanderstreams Год назад

    “Easy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MikeyV
    @MikeyV Год назад +2

    Chrissy Accountants in the building folks!

  • @UFBear15
    @UFBear15 Год назад

    "even the black cow".. Bro it took like 3 seconds for this one to hit me at like the same time it hit Sam. Mark just slings them gems naturally like pizzas

  • @tylerstrow811
    @tylerstrow811 Год назад +2

    Take him to Aush*$#& and get him some ice cream. Best joke of the pod.

  • @jumbolumps666
    @jumbolumps666 Год назад +10

    Every week this podcast reminds me that I have forgotten to go shopping and alcohol can't be sold in my state on Sundays 💔

  • @Water9513
    @Water9513 Год назад

    Ayeeee shout out to San Diego! Saw him at La Jolla!

  • @JorgesUsername
    @JorgesUsername Год назад

    6:45 haha
    "Now YOU go to sleep."

  • @clamsoup
    @clamsoup Год назад +2

    My Great Grandfather fought in the Civil War.
    We're not far removed.

  • @rhuttonaa247
    @rhuttonaa247 Год назад

    Just listening to these guys talk makes me miss nyc

  • @darkocebuhar3889
    @darkocebuhar3889 Год назад

    Great Normand ...that's a lot of grass... 🤣...

  • @artprep2547
    @artprep2547 Год назад +10

    Chrisy D : I was 18 once, I never told anyone I'd slit their throat
    Chrisy in high school : smashing a chair over someone's head

  • @Tyler106940
    @Tyler106940 Год назад +2

    The food bit @49:00 I feel is about that that nose chowder lol Sam is a plug lol

  • @Bank_Bro
    @Bank_Bro Год назад

    DU/ER mad ass hell for that sponsorship 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Looshington
    @Looshington Год назад

    graze anatomy has my dead LOL

  • @boredtoodeath58
    @boredtoodeath58 Год назад +1

    Mark’s microphone has Covid with all that finger licking 😂😂😂

  • @CIRCLEOFTONE
    @CIRCLEOFTONE Год назад

    You don't want Tim Dillon naming the ice creams at that German stand.

  • @JEPs.
    @JEPs. Год назад +1

    Our mans said ginger ale, for a Manhattan…

  • @buffywasright
    @buffywasright Год назад +1

    Hey Mark, since you read comments, new season of Justified this summer called City Primeval (adapted from the same book). Raylan goes to Detroit!

  • @ClwkInstnct
    @ClwkInstnct Год назад

    Saw Chrissy at a movie theatre in Toronto, incredible, half the show was material, other half was Chris complaining about the theatre, loved it!

  • @Baptizebyfire-n9v
    @Baptizebyfire-n9v 9 месяцев назад

    This podcast has taken over the spot of 2 bears in my "rotation"