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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @MrTerry
    @MrTerry  2 месяца назад +17

    Check out my StarvHarv Bad Translations playlist! ruclips.net/p/PLzKpRgRsZk7O1Q4vZUrLDiTCwYAsN-_Cb

    • @Geographymaster69
      @Geographymaster69 2 месяца назад

      how is his comment 14 hours old and the video is 1 hour old??

    • @lord_haseo
      @lord_haseo 2 месяца назад

      are you going to watch the older ones you missed?

    • @f1lthyp1neapple98
      @f1lthyp1neapple98 2 месяца назад

      @@Geographymaster69 because he posts it for members and they see it early

  • @hmm8445
    @hmm8445 2 месяца назад +140

    I can't believe that Wallace would use the L word He must do something about this

    • @AjZ530
      @AjZ530 2 месяца назад +22

      Can't believe Gromit didn't stop him either smh

    • @richardthehooman3376
      @richardthehooman3376 Месяц назад +6

      I'm sure He did. It just probably wasn't recorded because of the time. We all know He is a symbol of peace and justice.

  • @giygasattack
    @giygasattack 2 месяца назад +120

    it is called history because it is His Story

    • @RocketCouch
      @RocketCouch 2 месяца назад +11

      ​@@jacquesstrapp3219 I think that was a joke

    • @jacquesstrapp3219
      @jacquesstrapp3219 2 месяца назад +3

      @@RocketCouch You would be surprised how many people think that's the origin of the word.

    • @espadaboi6384
      @espadaboi6384 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@jacquesstrapp3219 are you joking aswell?

    • @jacquesstrapp3219
      @jacquesstrapp3219 2 месяца назад

      @@espadaboi6384 Unfortunately not.

    • @giygasattack
      @giygasattack 2 месяца назад +9

      I can't believe I'm having to clarify this but yes, I was joking

  • @jimb9063
    @jimb9063 2 месяца назад +82

    It was sad to see the European Origami Culture fold like it did.

  • @marc.ristau
    @marc.ristau 2 месяца назад +22

    StarvHarv is one of the most underrated RUclipsrs out there. His comedic timing, animations, use of memes etc is all really really good.

  • @Tami42069
    @Tami42069 2 месяца назад +47

    These translations might be random but there is a lot more continuity than usual

  • @danadnauseam
    @danadnauseam 2 месяца назад +27

    The Denmark line is a reference to the Dene-Yeniseyan language family. (Yeniseyan consists of three languages in eastern Russia. Dene refers to the Na-Dene family of western North America, including such languages as Navajo,)

  • @AuroraIceFlame
    @AuroraIceFlame 2 месяца назад +52

    18:17 worst place you could of paused the whole video bro 💀

  • @OddHaberdasher
    @OddHaberdasher 2 месяца назад +15

    5:45 For more information on the Human-Monster war, check out the hit indie videogame Undertale.

  • @anthonyminimum
    @anthonyminimum 2 месяца назад +21

    7:17 Dang, You didn’t react to when we found out about HIS son

  • @MusicalGirl2311
    @MusicalGirl2311 2 месяца назад +106

    “Today’s sheep would never survive today without human protection.”
    The feral sheep of New Zealand would like a word.

    • @e1123581321345589144
      @e1123581321345589144 2 месяца назад +11

      do they have any predators in New Zealand?

    • @tankpea2
      @tankpea2 2 месяца назад

      ​@@e1123581321345589144yes , the zelanders

    • @sharondornhoff7563
      @sharondornhoff7563 2 месяца назад

      @@e1123581321345589144 Mostly feral dogs. Maybe the occasional wild pig, if it's really hungry. A kea might take a lamb if it finds one separated from its mother.

    • @silverhand9965
      @silverhand9965 2 месяца назад

      @@e1123581321345589144 New Zealanders

    • @sharondornhoff7563
      @sharondornhoff7563 Месяц назад

      @@e1123581321345589144 Feral or out-of-control domestic dogs, primarily. The occasional petrel or kea might peck at a helpless lamb, and a feral hog would certainly gobble it up. And, of course, there's always that most dreaded killer of unwitting animals worldwide: the car.

  • @erinsgeography3619
    @erinsgeography3619 2 месяца назад +8

    28:22 Correction: We're *probably* on our 4th God by now since God III was defeated

  • @maltemejlstrup4746
    @maltemejlstrup4746 2 месяца назад +16

    this might be one of the funniest ones yet. Still want to see you react to his video on chinese history, that one is good too.

  • @cervanntes
    @cervanntes 2 месяца назад +17

    My physical and cultural anthropology classes are decades behind me, but I've tried to keep up on things like discoveries regarding prehistoric humankind. The oldest cave paintings back when I was in college (the first time around) were in Spain and France and dated back between 30-40k BCE, although there were some that old found near the Urals in Russia. I know older ones have been found since then in Spain and Indonesia pushing the oldest known date back to somewhere in the 50-60k BCE range, give or take. They become a increasingly more common and widespread (although still rare) after 20k BCE and seem to have spread eastward with a few leapfrogs like the one in Russia and possibly a couple in Australia in there just to make things confusing. I don't recall anything in Africa being anywhere near as old as the oldest in Europe (which seems counterintuitive given Africa is the cradle of humanity), and none at all approaching 80k BCE. Note this refers only to cave paintings, not petroglyphs, geoglyphs, or other similar forms of expression present in prehistoric cultures. I think known cave paintings actually predate the other forms.

  • @wojtekmikoajczyk8670
    @wojtekmikoajczyk8670 2 месяца назад +18

    I know that this Chanel is historical but i would Like to see a reaction to trying to predicting future with bad translation i think It would be nice

  • @fawfulfan
    @fawfulfan 2 месяца назад +6

    It's thought that the wolf domestication started with a few wolves who hung around human campsites, eating their trash, and barking at other large animals that approached. Early humans realized this was a useful alert to danger, so tolerated the wolves and eventually started feeding the most helpful ones by hand. Which eventually led to selective breeding, and cooperative hunting, and then eventually the evolution of true dogs.

  • @giuseppe9653
    @giuseppe9653 2 месяца назад +6

    2:10 for those interested in the subject, i would recommend Miniminuteman's latest video, talking for about an hour of the "Green Sahara"

  • @nightspawnson-of-luna4936
    @nightspawnson-of-luna4936 2 месяца назад +6

    I've always thought it was crazy how both the first and last rulers of the western Roman Empire were named Romulus...
    assuming of course that Romulus' role as the founder of the city was at least somewhat truthful, and he actually did exist in some degree

  • @sharondornhoff7563
    @sharondornhoff7563 2 месяца назад +6

    Domestic sheep are descended from the mouflon, a near eastern animal similar to a wild bighorn sheep, but adapted to drier regions. They look like goats and are great rock-climbers.

  • @llandrin9205
    @llandrin9205 2 месяца назад +9

    Obviously, HE is the Fat Electrician!!!! 😀

  • @anthonyminimum
    @anthonyminimum 2 месяца назад +3

    4:38 Lucy the Australopithecus

  • @DarthOmelette
    @DarthOmelette 2 месяца назад +2

    1:00 I think this was something about the first evidence of seafaring? As in people living in Crete at this time, and they must have used some sort of boat.
    9:08 I think it's about human migration, possibly involving how this aided some plants in spreading to new geographic regions?
    18:40 This was probably some sort of theocracy in what is now Iran? Establishment of an organized priesthood?
    24:26: Buddhism spreading to Sri Lanka. I looked it up to see if I was right, so giving more detail would be cheating.

  • @GooeyChewie
    @GooeyChewie 2 месяца назад +7

    My parents both took ancestry tests, and it turned out my dad has quite a bit of Neanderthal DNA. Which of course means I do as well. I forget the exact percentages, though.

    • @funni_noises
      @funni_noises 2 месяца назад +1

      @@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartzit might of been that Neanderthals looked stronger and tougher on average so people would want them more then non Neanderthals since they could protect the family better or something like that.
      Then again this is based on the most simplistic form of what animals look for in potential mates.

  • @minionman95
    @minionman95 2 месяца назад +3

    5:20 yes 23 and me I know for certain picks up Neanderthal DNA

  • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
    @PeoplecallmeLucifer 2 месяца назад +2

    1:47 maybe first pictograms on bones?

  • @michdem100
    @michdem100 2 месяца назад +1

    15:00 Oh, oh I know that one!
    In quite a few languages a bicycle has the same world as a circle/wheel. That's probably what happened there

  • @ryttyr14
    @ryttyr14 Месяц назад +1

    As a Swede I am happy that he mentioned the first store that opened in Sweden.

  • @kaibalonek2916
    @kaibalonek2916 2 месяца назад +2

    I love how the Na-Dené were called the Danish there

  • @jack101starZ
    @jack101starZ 2 месяца назад +5

    I love how Haidrian did nothing for 12 years and died.

  • @V0ID_X5
    @V0ID_X5 Месяц назад +1

    “We all know ‘He’ is timeless”- True!

  • @Somerandomguy7623
    @Somerandomguy7623 2 месяца назад +2

    It would be interesting to see your reaction about the Aral Sea

  • @spoodermanseviltwin2685
    @spoodermanseviltwin2685 2 месяца назад +5

    Fun Fact: Woodhenge is in fact a real thing!

  • @The_Real_Mr_Al
    @The_Real_Mr_Al 2 месяца назад +2

    This is basically how AD is "remembered" 40 000 years into the future in Warhammer 40K 😆

  • @ShiftersMidnightsun
    @ShiftersMidnightsun 28 дней назад +1

    The statue was of He holding Rice & Cheese

  • @jackpassananti3300
    @jackpassananti3300 2 месяца назад

    These videos are always entertaining

  • @jand.4737
    @jand.4737 2 месяца назад +1

    22:30 We can determine exactly what they messed up there in the translation: Kannada (two "n" and a "K") is one of the many cultures spread over the Indian subcontinent.

  • @kineuhansen8629
    @kineuhansen8629 2 месяца назад +3

    i self lerned my english growning up by watching tv and even today i never watch tv on danish

  • @cyberus1438
    @cyberus1438 2 месяца назад +1

    I always wondered who was the last person to cross from Eurasia to North America. I don’t know how fast the water rose, but I imagine that there was this last marshy like stage and like to imagine the last brave group to cross before it was declared impassable

  • @DraxxDarlok
    @DraxxDarlok 2 месяца назад +6

    Humans were domesticated by wheat.

  • @myfaceismyshield5963
    @myfaceismyshield5963 Месяц назад +1

    You mentioned Indo-European languages being almost everything except East-Asia, but there are also non-Indo-European languages in Europe itself... and in Russia as well. The Russian language is of course Indo-European, just like all Slavic languages, but that's not what I mean.
    Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian and Livonian are all Finno-Ugric languages (Hungarian is the only Ugric out of the group, the rest are Finnic) which come from the Uralic language group, instead of the Indo-European one. In Russia there's Karelian, for example, which is a Finnic language as well.
    Also there are African languages that aren't Indo-European, like the Atlantic-Congo languages (Bantu languages e.g.) and some others.

  • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
    @PeoplecallmeLucifer 2 месяца назад +1

    5:05 weren't they just overwhelmed by sheer numbers because their numbers were relatively low while homo sapiens had the tech to have a much higher population density?

  • @DarkwolfRedsoul
    @DarkwolfRedsoul Месяц назад

    Mr Terry. Have you ever while teaching been asked a question and accidentally either started saying, or been close to saying something insane from theese kinds of videos? I personally know how easilly i sometimes start quoting memes and such, especially when I'm tired.

  • @johankaewberg8162
    @johankaewberg8162 2 месяца назад +2

    Have you found a third character, “It”?

  • @riverraven7359
    @riverraven7359 2 месяца назад +1

    80 000 in Africa is fine for a cave painting. Aboriginal peoples reached Australia about 60 000 (possibly earlier) so yes cave painting is that old.

  • @Sienna6164
    @Sienna6164 2 месяца назад +2

    Here’s an idea for a history class quiz- figure out what the translations are from these videos actually mean

  • @mattilindstrom
    @mattilindstrom Месяц назад

    The pig which has been domesticated for ages has some sort of plasticity, if they run away and become feral the second generation has some changes in habitus. And of course they tend to be large and bad-tempered enough to have very few natural predators.

  • @m_chupon5131
    @m_chupon5131 2 месяца назад

    Damn when you hear that Chrono Trigger song you know something bad's about to go down

  • @DavidLee-id3lf
    @DavidLee-id3lf 5 дней назад

    you should give StarvHarv's history a grade as if it was a paper turned in by one of your students

  • @Waddle_doo_not
    @Waddle_doo_not 2 месяца назад

    26-Hadrin :)

  • @JimboTheGuard
    @JimboTheGuard 2 месяца назад

    Just as you know, alot of english words comes from Nordish lands like denmark, from the time of the vikings, like ex window = vindue and

  • @aompcgames675
    @aompcgames675 2 месяца назад

    Mr terry wears cool hats

  • @munchkin0.o
    @munchkin0.o 2 месяца назад

    Neanderthals were eating people cause of the ice age and we have Neanderthals DNA mixed with the human DNA. So yea. They were taller than humans, they were in the region of mostly Eastern Europe and Central Asia. I think archaeologists found human remains gnawed and with teeth marks and the bones were disposed where they disposed the other animals after they ate it. Now I have no idea if they were eating humans or other Neanderthals

  • @Abdullah_D_Luffy
    @Abdullah_D_Luffy 2 месяца назад

    They disproved Guns, Germs, and Steel theory

  • @charlesmaurer6214
    @charlesmaurer6214 2 месяца назад

    Already needs updated with sites in Turkey that predated the Ice age when buried with now earliest known carvings and painted sculpture. Hancock an others has covered these sites most ending with a Tepi name. Sites uncovered after mainstream declared for over a century that only idiots would look beyond the ice age for civilization. Now that the mainstream has been proven wrong with a sites dated with material used to bury them proves they existed far earlier than anyone thought possible predating the younger dryas boundary with detail unmatched until Egypt and Summer.

  • @jamescheddar4896
    @jamescheddar4896 2 месяца назад +3

    Grugsmart rock museum would be how I use my time machine to troll every subsequent generation

  • @YourCasualTurtle
    @YourCasualTurtle 2 месяца назад

    I love this

  • @thetwitchywarlock
    @thetwitchywarlock 2 месяца назад

    5:51 sheep

  • @John-v5m
    @John-v5m 2 дня назад

    Please tell me that you’ll react to his videos badly translating British and Spanish history.

  • @LincolnDWard
    @LincolnDWard 2 месяца назад

    15:07 HE is Nimrod confirmed????

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 2 месяца назад +1

    He is God

  • @sopdox
    @sopdox 2 месяца назад

    23 and Me says I have more Neanderthal DNA than the average person. Don’t know how I feel about that.

  • @kargaroc386
    @kargaroc386 2 месяца назад

    I wonder if He spoke ULTRAFRENCH

  • @Masterchroma
    @Masterchroma 2 месяца назад

    Day 2 of asking Mr. Terry to react to the Black Ops 6 campaign trailer

  • @willng1256
    @willng1256 2 месяца назад

    Jared Diamond is unconvincing. Victor Davies Hanson is much better

  • @asmoday2838
    @asmoday2838 2 месяца назад

    Australopithicus Africanus

  • @GekkeHenkie1313
    @GekkeHenkie1313 Месяц назад

    I'm pretty sure ceasar was the first emperor.
    He kinda created the title 😂

    • @lucyla9947
      @lucyla9947 12 дней назад

      Actually no. Caesar was only declared "Dictator for Life" not Emperor. It was Augustus who became the first Emperor.

    • @GekkeHenkie1313
      @GekkeHenkie1313 12 дней назад

      @@lucyla9947 kaiser.

    • @lucyla9947
      @lucyla9947 12 дней назад

      @@GekkeHenkie1313 Not a valid argument.

    • @GekkeHenkie1313
      @GekkeHenkie1313 12 дней назад

      @@lucyla9947 I'm stronger than you, I'm right!

    • @lucyla9947
      @lucyla9947 12 дней назад

      @@GekkeHenkie1313 also not valid. Julius Caesar was slain before he could be made Emperor

  • @reefmyers4015
    @reefmyers4015 2 месяца назад

    He became stronger than Jesus

  • @F1nn12h
    @F1nn12h 2 месяца назад

    No but what could've they meant by L word

  • @MysticLGD
    @MysticLGD 3 дня назад

    niiice

  • @zolzayanaidandorj9180
    @zolzayanaidandorj9180 2 месяца назад

    Wow

  • @richardstarkey2247
    @richardstarkey2247 2 месяца назад

    The L word must have been Lavos.

  • @gaha-eu5wd
    @gaha-eu5wd Месяц назад

    Can you react to miniminuteman

  • @sonofapirate
    @sonofapirate 2 месяца назад

    Play class of 09

  • @anthonystevens7594
    @anthonystevens7594 2 месяца назад

    Ah i took likes off 420😏

  • @TheVladofCorporation
    @TheVladofCorporation 2 месяца назад +1

    He was in ww2 but he has the power to travel 10,000s of years back in time and change ancient history

  • @teenagerhistory
    @teenagerhistory 2 месяца назад

    Hello, I'm third here

  • @drstevej2527
    @drstevej2527 Месяц назад

    What is the purpose of this?

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    @TheodoreG.Edward 2 месяца назад +15

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      @PhinaJef 2 месяца назад

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      @PhinaJef 2 месяца назад

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      @LindsayPalmgren-eo2yb 2 месяца назад

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      @SamAlexander-bl1ve 2 месяца назад

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      @DaveBradley-k7n 2 месяца назад

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  • @charlesmaurer6214
    @charlesmaurer6214 2 месяца назад

    He doesn't show coriander (the seed) but the plant that is called cilantro. He needs another round for his mistakes there.