Me thinking Jordan was all up to date and cool for knowing this "assumptions about me" thing is trendy at the moment. Jordan, literally 3 seconds later: so Sara told me this was a thing.... 😂 Love the vid
10:55 - "I feel like I'm dumb." 11:09 - "I've actually written a children's book." 😂 Lol. Jordan, you are super smart and are going to do great things with your life! Thanks for posting videos every week. I always look forward to watching them. God bless you!
Please please please publish your children’s book! My children are 10, 9 and 7 and they love watching Blimey Cow so I know they would be big fans if you put out a book!! ❤️
Jordan singing at the start of the video was the highlight of my day. Jordan talking about healthy eating as I swallow my sixteenth of twenty pancakes was the worst hahaha!!
It is actually more common for smart people to think that they are dumb. #Genius. the more you know the more you the more you realize you don’t know. Please do another on of these assumptions videos.
At 6:46 about the property, cow & chickens... I felt that so hard! Also the dream that God showed me for my life later on. Very important to have some self sufficiency in these days & serious times we're living in. God bless!
Dude. I live on 20-40 acres where we have a greenhouse, a garden, and chickens. We moved here like 2 years ago, because it's basically always been my dad's dream. If my dad could get there, then you can definitely get there.
"When we got married and bought a house....I see everything that I own and what needs done and it just weighs on me"... This is me exactly!! I used to be so lazy (still can be) but I constantly see stuff that needs fixed or upgraded or done now.
"I was doing Analytical Geometry in high school..." Jordan's book, "How Arny uses analytical geometry to find his way home." Sorry! Could not resist; but as a home-schooler, I have seen many in our ranks feel dumb until we see others around us. Not to make anyone else feel bad, but we just lacked folks telling us we could not stuff like analytical geometry in high school. We were just like, "Huh, so that's how it works..." and moving on. Also, thank you for leaning to the cautious extreme with you and Sara on camera. There are too many leaning the opposite way and it is refreshing to see wholesome content without having to worry
It's so weird how much I feel like I've gotten to know you guys, like old friends or something. I just oddly always get the sense that our families would have a lot in common, but maybe that's just you guys being relatable because of how genuine and transparent you are. Nonetheless, I think sometimes people can get to know us better than we realize just from our personality... and then others have no clue lol! Another fun video to watch either way!
In case you ever do a part two (electric boogaloo), here's some assumptions of mine about you: - You really like modern Evangelical worship music, especially artists like Aaron Shust and Lauren Daigle - You are really good with kids, but don't necessarily want kids of your own, at least not for another few years - You act oblivious, but are actually highly intelligent - You are every bit as depressed about the upcoming Amazon LOTR show as I am - You speak at least one foreign language - You are a huge fan of The Babylon Bee, and their affiliate news sites
I have seen so many of Jordan's videos be sponsored by the mattress company so as soon as I saw this title, I was like "hmm.. I wonder how he would relate the mattress to this video?" 😅😅 (I guess it's a razor this time).
Discovering Jordan's channel be like Day 1 - Who the heck is this guy???! He's odd. Day 837742 - I really like his channel, I would like to live as simple as he does.
Hey, I know you’ve watched endgame for the sake of that video about never watching a marvel movie before, but I really think it would be fun to see you react to the WandaVision show
Thanks again to Harry's! Click here www.harrys.com/JordanTaylor to redeem your Trial Set with a FREE body wash for just $3! Let me know what color razor you got in the comments. My favorite right now is definitely the green one.
I really related to what you said about being the youngest in your family. Everyone thinks it's so great being the baby, but it's actually kind of a tough position to be in the family.
I think a lot of assumption stem from you being homeschooled or how you portray yourself on this channel because you are different in different videos. Messyges has a more relaxed and comical theme, whilst videos with a topic are more serious. I think you'd be a nice dude to hang out with and have a drink with, even if it is just iced tea.
I would love to hear and read your children’s book, Jordan! I, myself, am also working on a couple children’s books, but the one I favor and I’m currently trying to work on is a early chapter book/middle grade book
So strange that people think you’re socially awkward or would walk away from someone you know without saying something. I feel like I’ve seen you do the opposite, annnnd of course you and Sara are both some of easiest people to talk to irl
Jordan just explained good husbandhood when it comes to stuff in the most honest way. Married for 25 years and that is my husband’s brain. I also want more land and all miniature animals including cows.
Analytical geometry is 10th grade in Common Core. Not sure about Nashville in particular, but elsewhere it's definitely a high school requirement to take the class. Surprised that at college you found a lot of people had not done that, but perhaps that was a statistical consequence of being an English major
Oh if you ever publish that children story can I illustrate it? I mean, I'm not done with design school yet and we don't even know each other...but I'd love to participate if you're ever looking for something like that!
I think it's so funny when people associate Trader Joe's with "health food." Sure, they have gluten free items and other stuff, but my family goes there only for the interesting snacks and junk food. 😂
10:02 ..."When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me....
My first R-rated movie was Last of the Mohicans. My dad made me watch it and I thought it sounded so boring. So, in protest, I put an afghan over my head. But then I got interested in it and watched through a hole in the loose knit of the blanket.
Jordan, what curriculum did you use in high school for math? When I was homeschooled we struggled to find anything good for math and that came to haunt me in college 😬
@Jordan Taylor You should look into becoming a Trail Life USA leader. Isac would also like Trail Life, in about 4 years. Trail Life USA is the Christian alternative to (Boy) Scouts. My brothers switched to Trail life instead of BSA and so did my friends.
@@JordanTaylorVideos There is also American Heritage Girls which is the Christian alternative to Girl Scouts. I have been in AHG for 11 years and my friends are also in it.
I've wondered this for some time (anyone feel free to answer this) but why does Jordan get certain sponsorships before it was popular with other RUclipsrs nowadays (like Audible, Skillshare, Patreon)?
My first R rated movie was The Untouchables but if I’m being real, it seemed more tame than The Dark Knight (PG13) Anyways, I also have trouble watching stuff with “the s” in them. Watching general violence is pretty fine for me, but even watching a make out session still makes me squeamish (and I’m in college😂)
I'm french, I didn't realise the untouchables is R rated in the US. France has extremely low ratings (12 for 50 shades of grey, I think the Untouchables has no rating at all). I'm extremely squeamish so for me generally I struggle to watch movies rated 12 or 16 for violence in France (usually R rated or 18+ elsewhere), and I'm in university, but I don't mind make-out etc... I'm very surprised the untouchables has any rating at all though, I honestly cannot think of any reason why
@@amelie3012 it’s been a bit since I’ve seen it, but I think it was mostly the elevator scene. In the US, you can’t really show blood. This rule leads to things like Netflix Daredevil getting TV-MA ratings too. But it’s a finicky system, a lot of swearing (particularly the f word) will get you an R rating generally, or things with a lot of alcohol or drug use, so pretty violent movies will not swear or drink and they eek by with PG-13. But any sort of explicit sex scene will get you an R/TV-MA.
I just look away when every kissing or nude scene comes on and if there is a sex scene I will generally find a reason to leave the room for a minute (refill popcorn or get a drink). But I watch a lot of R rated movies. (I’m 18)
The background in this video looks a lot like the cabin set from that one Dick Van Dyke Show episode where they stay in a cabin and get scared out of their wits :)
OG Blimey Cow fans will know that Jordan's first R Rated movie was The Passion Of The Christ.
To be fair I would’ve guessed that anyways😂
My first thought when I saw the thumbnail
Also slumdog milionaire
@@rowenah6588 lol same
🤣😂
Me thinking Jordan was all up to date and cool for knowing this "assumptions about me" thing is trendy at the moment.
Jordan, literally 3 seconds later: so Sara told me this was a thing....
😂 Love the vid
10:55 - "I feel like I'm dumb."
11:09 - "I've actually written a children's book."
😂 Lol. Jordan, you are super smart and are going to do great things with your life! Thanks for posting videos every week. I always look forward to watching them. God bless you!
“100% I would’ve been an incredible Boy Scout.”
Odd flex, but ok😂
Hahahaha thought the same thing!!
Please please please publish your children’s book! My children are 10, 9 and 7 and they love watching Blimey Cow so I know they would be big fans if you put out a book!! ❤️
Yes, that would be awesome!
I don’t have children but I’d totally read that book
Jordan "Not judgy but uh other people make me genuinely sad because they make so many mistakes that I don't make" Taylor
Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man.
Messyges in a nutshell haha
That’s real though. It makes me sad when my family eats unhealthy food.
That's Also my middle name lol jk
Jordan singing at the start of the video was the highlight of my day. Jordan talking about healthy eating as I swallow my sixteenth of twenty pancakes was the worst hahaha!!
"I feel like I'm dumb." Relatable😂😂
You guys should play Cards Christians Like for an episode 😂
Yes!!!
I second that!!
It is actually more common for smart people to think that they are dumb. #Genius.
the more you know the more you the more you realize you don’t know.
Please do another on of these assumptions videos.
OMG MY QUESTION WAS FEATURED!! *internal screaming*
Thank you Jordan 😅
I didn't know I needed a video from Jordan today, but my need has been fulfilled!
Another prayer answered.
The Lord knew
@@JordanTaylorVideos Just doing the Lord's work, eh Jordan? 🙏 😇
You really ought to finish your children's book! I think it would be really interesting to see!
At 6:46 about the property, cow & chickens... I felt that so hard! Also the dream that God showed me for my life later on. Very important to have some self sufficiency in these days & serious times we're living in. God bless!
I love how humble and relatable you are! It is truly inspiring! Stay blessed.
Dude. I live on 20-40 acres where we have a greenhouse, a garden, and chickens. We moved here like 2 years ago, because it's basically always been my dad's dream. If my dad could get there, then you can definitely get there.
haven’t been on youtube for a hot minute and i’m just blown away by your living room glow up 😻
"When we got married and bought a house....I see everything that I own and what needs done and it just weighs on me"... This is me exactly!! I used to be so lazy (still can be) but I constantly see stuff that needs fixed or upgraded or done now.
This was a fun video. Sara, how do you come up with meal ideas?
Ooh, I'd like to know this as well!
"I was doing Analytical Geometry in high school..." Jordan's book, "How Arny uses analytical geometry to find his way home." Sorry! Could not resist; but as a home-schooler, I have seen many in our ranks feel dumb until we see others around us. Not to make anyone else feel bad, but we just lacked folks telling us we could not stuff like analytical geometry in high school. We were just like, "Huh, so that's how it works..." and moving on. Also, thank you for leaning to the cautious extreme with you and Sara on camera. There are too many leaning the opposite way and it is refreshing to see wholesome content without having to worry
It's so weird how much I feel like I've gotten to know you guys, like old friends or something. I just oddly always get the sense that our families would have a lot in common, but maybe that's just you guys being relatable because of how genuine and transparent you are. Nonetheless, I think sometimes people can get to know us better than we realize just from our personality... and then others have no clue lol! Another fun video to watch either way!
I tried the Harry's sample pack from your link a couple months ago and signed up for the subscription, it really is a great deal.
Thank you!
Have you and Sara ever thought of being youth leaders in your church??
Nice video. Would love to see one about Sara, or even the both of you.
You should finish and publish your books!! I really want to know what ideas you came up with. :D
So, I'm just going to assume you only drink Apple Cider Vinegar.
When you realize that you’re assuming that people’s have assumptions about you by asking what assumptions people have about you. Assumpception
That. Is. So. True! 😮
Honestly I would just like to have a friend like Sarah... she seems so sweet ☺️
AYYY, perfect timing. I need this video in my meltdown.
we need a video of your assumptions about us
Assumption #1: Most of us are/were homeschooled lol
Yessss!!
In case you ever do a part two (electric boogaloo), here's some assumptions of mine about you:
- You really like modern Evangelical worship music, especially artists like Aaron Shust and Lauren Daigle
- You are really good with kids, but don't necessarily want kids of your own, at least not for another few years
- You act oblivious, but are actually highly intelligent
- You are every bit as depressed about the upcoming Amazon LOTR show as I am
- You speak at least one foreign language
- You are a huge fan of The Babylon Bee, and their affiliate news sites
I have seen so many of Jordan's videos be sponsored by the mattress company so as soon as I saw this title, I was like "hmm.. I wonder how he would relate the mattress to this video?" 😅😅 (I guess it's a razor this time).
Really pulled a fast one on you this time.
@@JordanTaylorVideos 😂😂
Always love your videos!
And u look gorgeous
Discovering Jordan's channel be like
Day 1 - Who the heck is this guy???! He's odd.
Day 837742 - I really like his channel, I would like to live as simple as he does.
Wow this was perfect timing. Just happened to hop on my computer just as it was posted. XD
Almost... TOO perfect
Hey, I know you’ve watched endgame for the sake of that video about never watching a marvel movie before, but I really think it would be fun to see you react to the WandaVision show
Yes!!
Your sideburns were killing mee😂😂
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I love the background music. It fits so perfectly 😂
I really related to what you said about being the youngest in your family. Everyone thinks it's so great being the baby, but it's actually kind of a tough position to be in the family.
I think a lot of assumption stem from you being homeschooled or how you portray yourself on this channel because you are different in different videos. Messyges has a more relaxed and comical theme, whilst videos with a topic are more serious. I think you'd be a nice dude to hang out with and have a drink with, even if it is just iced tea.
Yep!
Judgy is one I wouldn't expect, aside from judging yourself strongly
Just placed an order with Harry's using your code! Thank you!
I would love to hear and read your children’s book, Jordan! I, myself, am also working on a couple children’s books, but the one I favor and I’m currently trying to work on is a early chapter book/middle grade book
Jordan and I actually have A LOT in common. He is like the male home-schooled version of me. It baffles me.
Mustache Jordan isn’t real he can’t hurt you.
Mustache Jordan: 17:04
Wow, I had literally stopped the video at 17:03 and would have missed this. Thanks for your comment!
😂😂😭😀
You should make a video of you taking an iq test!😂
My mom has been shopping at Aldi for almost 35 years. It’s saved us a lot of money!
So strange that people think you’re socially awkward or would walk away from someone you know without saying something. I feel like I’ve seen you do the opposite, annnnd of course you and Sara are both some of easiest people to talk to irl
Jordan just explained good husbandhood when it comes to stuff in the most honest way. Married for 25 years and that is my husband’s brain. I also want more land and all miniature animals including cows.
same on the math thing... I learned more than I needed to.
If you haven’t already, you should do a video on your healthy habits and how to-s
Wow I actually really felt like I could relate to you while watching this 😂 Here’s to the youngest and the self doubters haha 🤣
I can already tell this is going to be a great video. xD
5:46am in Australia.. I'm here for this
Live in the north? The in esperance(couple hundred miles south of Perth)where my relatives live is like 1am
@@ashermack2543 Sydney
Look now you're best friends. Amazing.
@@JordanTaylorVideos haha is that all it takes? I've been doing it wrong all these years.
@@JordanTaylorVideos in Australia, everyone’s your mate
Only the true fans that watch to the VERY end, saw that little treat!😂😂
Analytical geometry is 10th grade in Common Core. Not sure about Nashville in particular, but elsewhere it's definitely a high school requirement to take the class. Surprised that at college you found a lot of people had not done that, but perhaps that was a statistical consequence of being an English major
Loved this!
Jordan, I really want to read your books!
Aldi fans rise up. I need to go to Kroger more often, but I always get groceries from Aldi.
The opposite case for me. I wish ALDI had a bigger selection of produce and other products because I love shopping there.
Can't wait to watch it!!
JORDAN! I FEEL THE THINKING THING TOO!
Oh if you ever publish that children story can I illustrate it? I mean, I'm not done with design school yet and we don't even know each other...but I'd love to participate if you're ever looking for something like that!
I think it's so funny when people associate Trader Joe's with "health food." Sure, they have gluten free items and other stuff, but my family goes there only for the interesting snacks and junk food. 😂
petition for an official blimey cow 🐮
"I want a green house, I want a garden, I want a large area for chickens..."
Me: I didn't know you were secretly my Mom *gasp*
I’ve never used a Harry’s razor, but I get what you mean about the sensory delight of a big chunky colourful handle on something.
10:02 ..."When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me....
The reason your biggest fear is music performance is because you want to do it and you don't want to fail.
My first R-rated movie was Last of the Mohicans. My dad made me watch it and I thought it sounded so boring. So, in protest, I put an afghan over my head. But then I got interested in it and watched through a hole in the loose knit of the blanket.
That is still the only R-rated movie I've seen 😅 And I don't even know why it got that rating, so I'm not sure if it even counts haha!
13:37 is that a pet bird I hear? Answer this assumption please :)
I love Harry’s razors
Jordan, what curriculum did you use in high school for math? When I was homeschooled we struggled to find anything good for math and that came to haunt me in college 😬
"I have assumptions about you, too" goes on explaining 😂
I used to be similar with what I ate. I used to have Sonic 1/2 every week and sometimes more
What happened to Dollar Shave Club 😂😂😂
(Harry’s seems great, I’m just saaaayin)
I’m pretty sure Dollar Shave Club got bought out by Gillette (so they now are a huge multimillion dollar company that doesn’t need creators anymore)
Dang, I missed the instagram assumptions post. I blame it on Degrassi. Watching it for the first time (the one with Drake) and I'm hooked.
How to spot a smart person: They feel they're dumb.
@Jordan Taylor You should look into becoming a Trail Life USA leader. Isac would also like Trail Life, in about 4 years. Trail Life USA is the Christian alternative to (Boy) Scouts. My brothers switched to Trail life instead of BSA and so did my friends.
Thanks! I’m looking into this!
@@JordanTaylorVideos There is also American Heritage Girls which is the Christian alternative to Girl Scouts. I have been in AHG for 11 years and my friends are also in it.
Ay!! My assumption was right!!!
I've wondered this for some time (anyone feel free to answer this) but why does Jordan get certain sponsorships before it was popular with other RUclipsrs nowadays (like Audible, Skillshare, Patreon)?
"I don't even know myself anymore." Jordan 2021
I wanna know your assumptions about us (as a group) xD
Where is the Harry’s brand made?
Part 2!!!
Anyone else gasp when Jordan said he was friends with public schoolers? 😂😂😂
Hello
Hey!
Great video as always!
My first R rated movie was The Untouchables but if I’m being real, it seemed more tame than The Dark Knight (PG13)
Anyways, I also have trouble watching stuff with “the s” in them. Watching general violence is pretty fine for me, but even watching a make out session still makes me squeamish (and I’m in college😂)
I'm french, I didn't realise the untouchables is R rated in the US. France has extremely low ratings (12 for 50 shades of grey, I think the Untouchables has no rating at all). I'm extremely squeamish so for me generally I struggle to watch movies rated 12 or 16 for violence in France (usually R rated or 18+ elsewhere), and I'm in university, but I don't mind make-out etc...
I'm very surprised the untouchables has any rating at all though, I honestly cannot think of any reason why
@@amelie3012 it’s been a bit since I’ve seen it, but I think it was mostly the elevator scene. In the US, you can’t really show blood. This rule leads to things like Netflix Daredevil getting TV-MA ratings too. But it’s a finicky system, a lot of swearing (particularly the f word) will get you an R rating generally, or things with a lot of alcohol or drug use, so pretty violent movies will not swear or drink and they eek by with PG-13. But any sort of explicit sex scene will get you an R/TV-MA.
@@beccag2758 oh sorry I got confused between the intouchables and the untouchables, different films
I don't like watching stuff with sex scenes, either. But kissing and make-out scenes are fine, unless the people kiss in a really gross way.
I just look away when every kissing or nude scene comes on and if there is a sex scene I will generally find a reason to leave the room for a minute (refill popcorn or get a drink). But I watch a lot of R rated movies. (I’m 18)
He’s 6.2, if you count his hair!!😂
Jordan I think your a very sweet guy.
Next video: Jordan takes an iq test
Clearly not first
So close though
Clearly not last!
Is that your guitar at the end?
Cause it should be
Hi
You win
The background in this video looks a lot like the cabin set from that one Dick Van Dyke Show episode where they stay in a cabin and get scared out of their wits :)
First!! On the five-minute mark.... *Cough*
Hahahahaha
are mini cows a thing?
He wants the stardew valley life
Keep the 'stache
You want a self sustaining homestead! Just like me lol