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They're all fine except for the ones where the interviewee seems pissed off to be doing it and treats it like a joke...which is a lot of them, Kit Harrington and Cara Delevinge mostly.
Hey Matto, here's my worthless anecdotal evidence: I was born in 1970, and up until April of 2018, I used to joke that I've never been close to being close to being close to being married, because I had never really even had a truly serious relationship. But a month after I met this one special girl, I was pretty much engaged, and now we're married in a house that we plan to fill with rescue dogs. Sometimes we wish that we had met each other earlier in our lives, but we recognize that we weren't who we are now, so maybe it wouldn't have worked out back then anyway? What I'm trying to say is, it's never too late to meet your one and only, whether you believe in that sort of thing or not. Focus on making yourself as as good as you can be, such that even *you* would fuck yourself if you could, and sooner or later, someone else will agree with you. Love and best wishes.
"Focus on making yourself as as good as you can be, such that even you would fuck yourself if you could, and sooner or later, someone else will agree with you." Now that's a very good wisdom right there.
Darn, I feel ya Matto, as someone who also haven't dated in almost a decade by now, it's a really creeping feeling that you're running out of time (I'm 29 at the moment). It's like this weird mixture of "Eh I'm used to it" but then you think of the classic "But what if...?". Happy holidays Matto and everyone else!
so its impossible. But that wont change the fact he was the first person to get 2sec so weather or not they do it in 2.1 or 2.9 unless they get that 1 second he holds the world record
Holy shit, whenever I watch and hear Matt talk about himself and how honest and comfortable he is with it, makes me realize how much of an absolute train wreck I am. Pray for me...
Just spent Christmas by myself, those words about you having a girlfriend hit different man. Thank you for always making my days better and I sincerely hope you the bests of lucks.
It's never too late I only started dating at 30 years old. I'm now 3 years into a relationship and I've learned a lot, besides a man of your stature can just speedrun the relationship
Hello and welcome to what is hopefully my final attempt at getting a girlfriend without getting my heat broken, I have a max HP of one so any rejection from any source will immediately kill me
if matt ever needs a break from twitch or yt i think all of us will be okay with him to take time off for himself. we love you matt please take care over the holidays edit: spelling
I'm so tired, and I bet Matto is tired as well, of people constantly saying "If you need a break bla bla bla". He knows well he could stop streaming whenever he felt like it. Also telling him he can take a break could suggest he needs a break, which is very bad thing to suggest.
@S. Not at all. He has on average 7000 subs per month, so it is like 14,000-21,000 only from subs. With donations, he could be making like 30,000 per month from twitch in total. And with youtube he should be earning like 20,000 more. So he earns at least 50,000 to 60,000 per month aproximately, with more possible sources of income depending on what he does each month. But I guess he could make 100k in a good month.
And I do think that his networth is none of our bussiness, but I don't know why a lot of people think that streamers earn the same as a decent salary. Moderately famous streamers are millionaires. I still remember when they leaked the earnings from twitch streamers, and people were surprised that xqc earns more than a million per month sometimes.
Please do more of these, such fun and great to get to know you that lil bit better, hope your Christmas was well and you got to spend some time with your dad
Matto: Starts Google Q&A with himself Also Matto: starts rambling about Bulbasaur and self-respect after a question about the bald spot. Audience: I don't know how we got here, but I love this 💚 And rightfully so. And I wish you all the best.
I don't really know how to explain the exact feelings, but when I hear Matt speak about himself I find a lot of comfort in knowing that, in a way, his beliefs and self-perception is similar to my own. He makes things make sense and gives me a sense of companionship. Though I have no knowledge of him personally, outside of what is presented to me by the internet, I feel I really know him and he knows me. He makes me feel less alone and as if he understands. He's like having that one bestfriend you can always count on to make you feel like you belong. Thanks for always making my day. Love you, Matto.
5:13 I don't understand why somebody wouldn't respect and find interesting content creation, I love it and I find it really cool, people always say 'why watch games just play them' and then go and watch football, entertainment is the biggest platform and being successful in entertainment is very hard and rare to happen
Matt 🤣 you seriously are one hilarious guy. Thank you, thank you for bringing smiles to so many people. Thank you for your hard work. Thank you from bringing joy to this planet.
i think Matt is the most depressed youtuber i watch, it just looks to me like he's hiding his depression and shit. But sometimes there's a moments where he opens his soul like the moment about dating
The girlfriend part hit too close to home, lol, bit younger than you are, but the rest is all the same, also got those worries and thoughts from time to time, but keep your head up king, we'll get there eventually! Much love and merry christmas!
I can relate to the "you're not Australian thing" sorta. I live in South Africa but I developed a weird American, British south African mix accent that throws a lot of people off. Doesn't help I have a habit of using different terms from different places on a whim
During "When does DarkWeeperAU stream?" section, why he's better being on the RUclips side rather than Twitch side is one of the reason why I like your content... and of course, watching a content WHEN I WANT is far more important than dropping my life (assuming I have one) to go to Twitch just to catch up. The fact you make the RUclips content also worth watching is what separate you from other Twitch streamer with VOD on RUclips, most of the time it feels the VOD is soulless because they upload it to RUclips for the sake uploading it to RUclips rather than entertaining RUclips audience as well. Just look at your Pacifist content, you put a lot of effort into it for us to enjoy and I appreciate it. So when it comes to Twitch-RUclips content creator, for me, you are at the top of the throne. You well deserve it! Love you, Matto!
MATTOO! Merry christams man! Trust me, true good takes it time to come, and you will have your soul mate in good time! In the meantime, thank you for your content, and the lots and lots of effort you put into it. (To all the people who dont take the careers of YouTubing and Streaming, here's a giant ,,I, ) P.S :- We NEED to hear the rant on RDR2. I freaking love the game, but also love to hear your ranting on it. Stay safe, and I, we, love you! ❤️
"People thought there was a monster in the sewers, but it was just a bulbasaur" Tbh, if there was a bulbasaur in the sewers around here, I would deffo classify it as a monster
Story time. A week ago i went to a family christmas party, opened presents and had dinner. THE NEXT FUCKING MORNING My grandparents contact the whole fam and tell us they have covid. I screamed at my grandparents and they told me to “calm down and pray for wellness” im gonna lose my shit if this year keeps it up.
3:18 "I haven't had a girlfriend in 8 years" BREAKING NEWS: MATTO'S 8-YEAR-LONG RELATIONSHIP FAILURE STREAK ENDED AFTER MEETING A GIRL NAMED ANITIA (I think)
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si papi
:)
Merry Christmas DarkViper
Merry Christmas!
13:30 No wonder Jesus want to kill him...
Oh and, very late Merry Christmas to our resident Matto...
"I haven't gone out in a date in 8 years"
How much years after GTA 5 has been released : 8 years
Coincidence? I think not!
Gta 5 took away Matt's normal life
@@foxyin_1168 from a handsome young guy to depressed bearded guy who hate himself in orange
you reminded me of meme
Matt before 2013
Matt after 2013
LMAOO
OMG. This could be a recap meme.
Matt has played so much gta that he even spells height as heist
💀
Muscle memory
Come on guys we gotta rob the height bank and get all the heights
@@EssenceNormalthe 5"1 friend finally gonna be invited to something
You hit us all hard with the talk about your life partners
No dating in 8 years, and the worse part is that i see myself beating that :(
Pretty much an average male situation if you don't want to be a doormat or betabux.
@@shadik1998 what does these things even mean ?
Over some Mario paint music really makes it
Matto already engaged whit Chatto so he's fine.
What about "Is DarkViperAU in witness protection?" We demand answers.
He is in a kind of informal witness so yes
@@justanotheranimeprofilepic “kind of.” Kind of isn’t actual. Got you there
NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING
WITNESS PROTECTION? FOR WHAT?
Yeah there's actually some dark shit about how DarkViperAU is the Michael of Australia I'm telling ya. Just some alternate universe shit.
"Why does darkviperau have a bald spot"
*Proceeds to talk about Bulbasaur being flushed down a toilet*
I was very confused about that xD
X3
Also DarkViper regarding RDR2: "How long do you want this video to be?"
@@Yashirmare *goes on to speak about rdr2 for more than 10 minutes*
Imagine when matts car calls lexus after he bumped something, matt just screams : "This car was made by infants!"
Lmfao "BILLIONS TO ONE"
@@s0vnds "THINGS DONT SPAWN IN REAL LIFE"
THERE ARE NO COUGARS ON ROADS!!
Funniest shit today
Runs dead
This single video is so much better than most wired autocomplete interviews
Because he talks more
Theyre really good videos though. I love Viper too but cmon.
They're all fine except for the ones where the interviewee seems pissed off to be doing it and treats it like a joke...which is a lot of them, Kit Harrington and Cara Delevinge mostly.
Wired autocomplete interviews are really good tho
Q: What is X doing now
A: I'm doing a Wired Autocomplete interview
Matto: *doesnt have girlfriend*
The one guy in chat: 4:29
Lovey
Lol cougar
date with a cougar
😂
"Ever tried man?"
Been drunk all night after Christmas, no one gave me a gift, I will consider this a Christmas present, love your vids Matt ♡︎
🥺
Happy Christmas then!
🎁 here you go
Thanks guys, love u all
Merry Christmas, 😘
Hey Matto, here's my worthless anecdotal evidence: I was born in 1970, and up until April of 2018, I used to joke that I've never been close to being close to being close to being married, because I had never really even had a truly serious relationship. But a month after I met this one special girl, I was pretty much engaged, and now we're married in a house that we plan to fill with rescue dogs. Sometimes we wish that we had met each other earlier in our lives, but we recognize that we weren't who we are now, so maybe it wouldn't have worked out back then anyway? What I'm trying to say is, it's never too late to meet your one and only, whether you believe in that sort of thing or not. Focus on making yourself as as good as you can be, such that even *you* would fuck yourself if you could, and sooner or later, someone else will agree with you. Love and best wishes.
nice
Was that a very thoughtful and creative way of telling Matt to go fuck himself?
"Focus on making yourself as as good as you can be, such that even you would fuck yourself if you could, and sooner or later, someone else will agree with you." Now that's a very good wisdom right there.
Merry Christmas Matt. I live in the us so I don’t know how ahead you are but happy holidays.
Merry Christmas to you random dark viper fan
Matt is millions of universes ahead compared to us
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
I live in germany and for us was yesterday (24th) Christmas
Now he’s got a girlfriend. What a man 😂❤
and hes playing rdr2
*Video starts*
Matto: Immediately closes incognito tab
*That's kinda sus*
Didnt close the incognito tab, he opened the google tab on it
I mean searches already saved on his account may interfere with the results so incognito would be a valid way
@@roshanramsa794 I mean I know git the joke
@@mukeshkumar-ey1ge E
Probably hiding the the lewd photos of Agatha
Darn, I feel ya Matto, as someone who also haven't dated in almost a decade by now, it's a really creeping feeling that you're running out of time (I'm 29 at the moment). It's like this weird mixture of "Eh I'm used to it" but then you think of the classic "But what if...?".
Happy holidays Matto and everyone else!
Guy in chat: "date with a cougar OMEGALUL"
Matt: "THERE AREN'T COURGARS ON OKCUPID"
Not that kind of cougars tho...
I find it hilarious that you cut out the entire red dead section but kept all the talk about flushing bulbasour
It’s possible to beat mask%... but the in game counter has to be thrown out, it doesn’t have decimals.
yeah
so its impossible.
But that wont change the fact he was the first person to get 2sec so weather or not they do it in 2.1 or 2.9 unless they get that 1 second he holds the world record
@@siriusa5298 Most people use timers with decimals for speedruns, and I guess Matto does have the first 2 second world record...
@@glauberglousger6643 no shit, but the game never will so its impossible unless someone gets 1 sec
Sub 2 seconds is a thing that only the redbull f1 pit crew can achieve
Holy shit, whenever I watch and hear Matt talk about himself and how honest and comfortable he is with it, makes me realize how much of an absolute train wreck I am. Pray for me...
I think he's undervaluating himself a lot
It takes time but remember you can always improve
@@v_salat yeah he is a cool guy, I can pronounce your name; Leon Tarkov. Yahee
3:26 Matt haven't been on a date since 2013, GTA V came out in 2013. Coincidence? I think not!
Just spent Christmas by myself, those words about you having a girlfriend hit different man. Thank you for always making my days better and I sincerely hope you the bests of lucks.
@@AverageAlien yes because that solves everything
@@AverageAlien with a mask.
@@AverageAlien yes go outside and have major anxiety and paranoia....cos girls just love that, they love severly anxious nd paranoid guys
Merry Christmas
@@AverageAlien What about Covid
It's never too late I only started dating at 30 years old. I'm now 3 years into a relationship and I've learned a lot, besides a man of your stature can just speedrun the relationship
😂😂
we did it boys
Honestly one of your best videos. Super honest, super charming, just pure Matt.
"I haven't been in a relationship in 8 years."
Me who hasn't been in a relationship my entire life: "pathetic..."
Ur probably a kid lol
@@shreyankhegde6583 or probably not? You don’t even know the guy
@@shreyankhegde6583 no I’m 17 never had anyone its kinda funny and sad
@@kenanhacili44 You're still young. You have plenty of time
@@kenanhacili44 not sad there’s always time
I really like these kind of vids where you get creative with the edits and stuff.
Merry Christmas Matto
Damn Matt your relationship rant hit hard. Its 11PM here in SA and I'm alone, drunk & sad for Christmas because of COVID.
Awe let's just dop ekse
South africa or san andreas
fuck COVID-19 man hope your doing well.
@@moneyong5451 san andreas
5:00 Looking forward to see Matt speed running online dating 😂
Hello and welcome to what is hopefully my final attempt at getting a girlfriend without getting my heat broken, I have a max HP of one so any rejection from any source will immediately kill me
@@grapefruitjuice9473 That's how it goes. Probably. I haven't played that game yet.
That Transition + joke at 8:01 is golden. "Very good"
goth6irl is one of the people can save matto's loneliness.
Hit me with the lore man, who is she?
@@RabbyBabu from the recent reddit recap
She's the chosen one
LMAO
@@RabbyBabu It's on the recap. She wrote a review of GTA V somewhere and the review was just her hitting on Matt and leaving her twitter @
if matt ever needs a break from twitch or yt i think all of us will be okay with him to take time off for himself. we love you matt please take care over the holidays
edit: spelling
this is not reddit you don’t have to edit: spelling
@@jabalahkhaldun3467 well he has this thing called a brain and actually cares about the way he types just to not make himself look stupid
@@5689i ??
@@معراج-ل4ب do you understand English?
I'm so tired, and I bet Matto is tired as well, of people constantly saying "If you need a break bla bla bla". He knows well he could stop streaming whenever he felt like it. Also telling him he can take a break could suggest he needs a break, which is very bad thing to suggest.
People: What is darkviperau's net worth?
Matto: None of your fucking business.
Yes, that is indeed something that was said in the video
@S. Not at all. He has on average 7000 subs per month, so it is like 14,000-21,000 only from subs. With donations, he could be making like 30,000 per month from twitch in total. And with youtube he should be earning like 20,000 more. So he earns at least 50,000 to 60,000 per month aproximately, with more possible sources of income depending on what he does each month. But I guess he could make 100k in a good month.
@S. none of your damm business
And I do think that his networth is none of our bussiness, but I don't know why a lot of people think that streamers earn the same as a decent salary. Moderately famous streamers are millionaires. I still remember when they leaked the earnings from twitch streamers, and people were surprised that xqc earns more than a million per month sometimes.
@Blanco making 1.2M a year by sitting in your room all day is THE dream man
Please do more of these, such fun and great to get to know you that lil bit better, hope your Christmas was well and you got to spend some time with your dad
But no one thought to ask HOW is DarkViperAU...
I hope you're doing well.
As a South African, it has never crossed my mind that you could've been South African
Yeah, the south African English accent is way different than the Australian accent.
@@enotsnavdier6867 south african and australian accent is very similar to an english accent
Awe lekker man
i love how he started talking about his operation and ended up talking about the self love of a bulbasaur
*Matt seriously talks about relationships, and his worries about it*
The music: *Creative Exercise, Mario Paint*
13:16 "Maybe there's a British person way back there"
Well, you don't exactly look indigenous...
Disingenuous?
@@charredspud7373 Dense?
@@ClickItYT Shoes?
@@ytcorporate9237Beans?
Matto: Starts Google Q&A with himself
Also Matto: starts rambling about Bulbasaur and self-respect after a question about the bald spot.
Audience: I don't know how we got here, but I love this 💚
And rightfully so. And I wish you all the best.
To be honest , i really check twitch whenever i remember to see if you're straming .
this was after he did novemvber reddit recap
Just turn on notifications
You could just show that guy who thought you weren’t auatralian the army of kangaroos in your backyard. I heard every Australian has hundreds of them.
Or Matto could have flexed his Kangaroo and Emu riding skills
Yes, as a pearson who lives on the other side of the world I can assure you every Australian has a kangaroo army!
@@maciej4250 oh fuck yeah! im so looking forward to visiting the underside of our flat earth!
4:04 this aged well
Who's here after matto got a gf
me
He did??
@@youssefhabib9163 ya
9:30 The Bulbasaur episode you are talking about is most likely episode 102 "The Mystery Menace".
And yes i watched almost all episodes of pokemon.
He got too real on the girlfriend part.
7:55 this part made me laugh so hard
I don't really know how to explain the exact feelings, but when I hear Matt speak about himself I find a lot of comfort in knowing that, in a way, his beliefs and self-perception is similar to my own. He makes things make sense and gives me a sense of companionship. Though I have no knowledge of him personally, outside of what is presented to me by the internet, I feel I really know him and he knows me. He makes me feel less alone and as if he understands. He's like having that one bestfriend you can always count on to make you feel like you belong. Thanks for always making my day. Love you, Matto.
This is just rambles with a different formula, I kinda love it
14:57 “i got it diagnosed in a cod lobby” 💀💀
I appreciate your content Matt, hope you had a merry Christmas, and I wish you all the best for 2022 and beyond. Thank you for all the laughs 🤣🎄🎉
5:13 I don't understand why somebody wouldn't respect and find interesting content creation, I love it and I find it really cool, people always say 'why watch games just play them' and then go and watch football, entertainment is the biggest platform and being successful in entertainment is very hard and rare to happen
Being tall is actually a time loss as it takes longer for your arms to reach the keyboard
Watching this after the Date video is crazy.
Matt 🤣 you seriously are one hilarious guy. Thank you, thank you for bringing smiles to so many people. Thank you for your hard work. Thank you from bringing joy to this planet.
💯
8:36 Ah grove street, home... at least it was before you fucked everything up.
*RUN'S DEAD*
Hey man don't worry about problems meeting that special someone after 30. My partens only met when they were 33 in a dance studio.
4:37 “DM fucking gothgirl bro” LMAOOOO
this is like a rambles video but more personal and i love it
i think Matt is the most depressed youtuber i watch, it just looks to me like he's hiding his depression and shit. But sometimes there's a moments where he opens his soul like the moment about dating
Yeah, the dating bit was actually quite sad. I hope he is okay
@@FoxLosst recent dating has become too hard and obsolete thanks to sjw's and "strong independant woman" shit.
I love your humor and that you can laugh at yourself you're amazing matt
6:17 "that's never gonna get beaten again"
😅
Lol I was going to say the same thing
This is basically just rambles but shorter and less dense
I like it
I'm so glad that 2 years after this matto is now in what seems like an incredible relationship. Cheers man you did it🎉🎉❤
ironic, he stopped dating in the same year gta5 relased
5:57 I can't believe you put the entire speedrun into the video. I don't have all day, man
The girlfriend part hit too close to home, lol, bit younger than you are, but the rest is all the same, also got those worries and thoughts from time to time, but keep your head up king, we'll get there eventually! Much love and merry christmas!
Not king, judge his name is judge
I understand jokes so yea
@@BRUH2004FTW Matthew, God King Jugde
3:18 how that changed for the better
4:01 I feel you Kingfosh!
8:06 PM
12/25/2021
Christmas!
I can relate to the "you're not Australian thing" sorta. I live in South Africa but I developed a weird American, British south African mix accent that throws a lot of people off. Doesn't help I have a habit of using different terms from different places on a whim
You think you have an unorthodox accent... try adding Indian to that mix
6:04 "in two seconds" *holds up five fingers*
8:34 That is one of the most brilliant edits I have seen
Matt is admitting that he's rich but still can't afford to buy a big Mac.
It's a bic mac, how much could it be? 700 dollars?
@@shabath probably 1000 dollars
@@AyipMan960 no it’s 702 I think
14:58 “I got diagnosed in a CoD Lobby”
That's "None of your fucking business" was based af 😂
I really like these Rando videos about you
14:10 I Love how chat died without reason.
During "When does DarkWeeperAU stream?" section, why he's better being on the RUclips side rather than Twitch side is one of the reason why I like your content... and of course, watching a content WHEN I WANT is far more important than dropping my life (assuming I have one) to go to Twitch just to catch up. The fact you make the RUclips content also worth watching is what separate you from other Twitch streamer with VOD on RUclips, most of the time it feels the VOD is soulless because they upload it to RUclips for the sake uploading it to RUclips rather than entertaining RUclips audience as well. Just look at your Pacifist content, you put a lot of effort into it for us to enjoy and I appreciate it.
So when it comes to Twitch-RUclips content creator, for me, you are at the top of the throne. You well deserve it!
Love you, Matto!
Pretty good vid actually, i didnt feel like i want to click away at any point unlike when other CC try to do this video concept. Cool talk
MATTOO! Merry christams man! Trust me, true good takes it time to come, and you will have your soul mate in good time! In the meantime, thank you for your content, and the lots and lots of effort you put into it. (To all the people who dont take the careers of YouTubing and Streaming, here's a giant ,,I, ) P.S :- We NEED to hear the rant on RDR2. I freaking love the game, but also love to hear your ranting on it. Stay safe, and I, we, love you! ❤️
8:10 It's obvious that he lives in Los Santos, duh!
GROVE STREET, HOME
0:21 "What is darkviperau real name"
* *RUclips Starts Buffering* *
Me: Guess I'll never know
He now has a girlfriend which is amazing
"People thought there was a monster in the sewers, but it was just a bulbasaur"
Tbh, if there was a bulbasaur in the sewers around here, I would deffo classify it as a monster
Some people would even consider it a Pocket Monster.
I love this kinda different and more personal content, keep it up man :)
"Average heist australia"
I think matto played too much GTA V heists
Story time.
A week ago i went to a family christmas party, opened presents and had dinner.
THE NEXT FUCKING MORNING My grandparents contact the whole fam and tell us they have covid.
I screamed at my grandparents and they told me to “calm down and pray for wellness” im gonna lose my shit if this year keeps it up.
I hope this is a made up story
I'm sorry this was the way you find out you'll never talk to your family again.
Yeah the story sucks but i immediately thought "i didn't know SCP's had families"
3:18 "I haven't had a girlfriend in 8 years" BREAKING NEWS: MATTO'S 8-YEAR-LONG RELATIONSHIP FAILURE STREAK ENDED AFTER MEETING A GIRL NAMED ANITIA (I think)
*Aitana. And right? It's awesome, I'm genuinely so proud of Matto.
4:20 you get comfy being alone tbh :(
As someone who can relate to you on the dating part, it nearly brought a tear to my eye.
"when does dvau stream?"
dvau: "...yes"
*Glad i watched the segment where you hate RDR2 on Stream with good explanation*
"Hi my name is darkviperau and this is WIRED Autocomplete Interview"
7:54- 8:10 got a huge laughter wheeze out of me
8:43 Billion1992 is a funny guy
I'm really happy that I got to see a non sarcastic, and serious Matto that isn't angry or sad, I don't know why, but I'm just so happy
14:24 that shit caught me so off gaurd Lmaoo
3:57 , The Alpha's comment , wow
Merry christmas Matto and Chatto hope you had a great time with your family and friends ❤❤
so proud that i knew almost all of the darkviper au lore
5:59 not bad but the redbull f1 pit crew could go faster
8:42 I love the delivery of “Dont ducking tell anyone else.”