As we close out the year 2024, I think we should take the opportunity to reflect on the past twelve months, and the choices we made. Specifically, the choice to never get another haircut again, just become some random person on the internet clowned on you to the tune of thousands of upvotes. Happy New Year, Laith.
should have used the "take both" mod that let's you take both skills. would have made the character more powerful. coupled with the "cut through anyone mod". also the cap isn't 800 it's 1030
Past 500 it makes no difference. You have to actively try to die. 450 horse riding skill should make your charge bonus kill everything simply by touching your horse at a slow jog. 500 athletics gives you enough HP to survive direct hits from siege engines… some tier 4-6 armor and you won’t lose.
for sieging, building the 3 weapons and storing them as they finish, then bringing them all out once is how to defeat the castle defenses on the offensive side of the fight. having no army will still take forever to build them though. moving in diagonal directions will make it easy to take on groups rather than side to side or forward back when swinging with a longer weapon. the angles matter a lot in m&b with each weapon type.
45:51 Your catapults cannot destroy the battering Ram they can only destroy other catapults and other siege weapons they can destroy the battering Ram when you're defending the castle when they're attacking you.
Day 357 of asking for an Oranje Free State Playthrough of Vicky 3. Just 8 more videos and it'll be a year. You did promise to do it after I got to a year...
@@awesomepork101 While I am a fan of the Dutch and have a number of Dutch friends, nope. I just want him to suffer because unlike Zulu, 95% if not more of his population will be unaccepted pops and he is the weaker of the two Boer republics. So, even if he takes out the Zulu and Transvaal, South Africa with the entire British Commonwealth military is his only real expansion outside of maybe trying to take Madagascar or going against Portugal, who's also a British Ally.
@@awesomepork101 No I just want him to suffer playing the weakest of the Boer republics because basically no accepted pops is painful. I made a longer reply but it seems RUclips is being a pain again.
There is an old story of a wandering blscksmith, which is neither allowed in heaven nor in hell. So i suggest a Bannerlord run as a blacksmith, cursed to make his very own Equipment. If it's to hard to start, you can buy ressources
hey laith, ive got a challenge for you.. play as Netherlands in 1618.. you start at war with Portugal & Spain... good luck.. id love to see a video maybe its not as tough as im imagining? an expert like you should find it easy right?
This is funny. I just statted playing bannerlord again about a week ago cus i was home for the holidays and could play it on my laptop. Didnt realize how optimzed this game is, truly. Cant even play poe2 early access on my laptop (14fps)
its always both funny and frustrating watching people who dont know how/how(people who know the game probably get this) to play a game essentially get pretty much god mode and just being told to run around and do whatever cause it always leads to nonsense. but man this almost hurt just as much to watch as much as i chuckled at it
Happy New Years Laith! I hope you and your girlfriend have some nice fireworks planned for the day. ☺️ Now to the video, the op character and his legendary hoe (your mother 😜) was a funny thing to watch in the beginning. Seeing him run through his enemies, destroy tournaments and win a siege was pretty cool, hope you had alot of fun with this. Maybe you could play the 1700 mod where you can use gunpowder troops from Tunis and conquer Italy with it, just an idea. Now to the quotes: "I can take 26 guys...right? Yeah, I think I can" "I dont think how swinging this around right now is gonna be useful" "How do I update a horse?" Please use the Windows 11 Horse-Updater for this.
so uh i learned this before you lol but i had a cheat mod on and maxed my stats at around 3k and uh i swong so fast the hits didn't register then when i went down to 1000 i could actually hit the dang enemys
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The high Medicine skill turning all your 1000+ damage axe hits into injured prisoners is cracking me up
‘Discombobulated’ 😂
Necromancy at that point 😂
Turns out it takes one man a very long time to build an entire siege camp on his own
Laith using a lame horse for half of this video duration while yelling asking how other horses are faster than his was maddening
Saitama on a budget
One kick man
So… Saitama while shopping.
Single hit guy
@@UndeadMORTIBROOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭
he moves so fast on the map because he’s carrying the horse on his shoulders
😂
As we close out the year 2024, I think we should take the opportunity to reflect on the past twelve months, and the choices we made. Specifically, the choice to never get another haircut again, just become some random person on the internet clowned on you to the tune of thousands of upvotes.
Happy New Year, Laith.
17:30
Laith: "I can take 26 men"
Me: In a fight, right?
Laith: ...
Me: Right?
I mean he did buy the legendary hoe
should have used the "take both" mod that let's you take both skills. would have made the character more powerful. coupled with the "cut through anyone mod". also the cap isn't 800 it's 1030
agree, he should make another vids with ur idea
Past 500 it makes no difference. You have to actively try to die. 450 horse riding skill should make your charge bonus kill everything simply by touching your horse at a slow jog. 500 athletics gives you enough HP to survive direct hits from siege engines… some tier 4-6 armor and you won’t lose.
Laith: I will take this challenge.
*fights one of two nations with the best horse archers*
Laith: Well this isn't easy.
#JustLaithThings
Your catch phrase caught me off-guard. "It's almost harvesting season!"🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😂😂😂
You have learned that overwhelming numbers will beat superior stats/equipment
The Chronicles of 1000 Stat Man
He lives on
for sieging, building the 3 weapons and storing them as they finish, then bringing them all out once is how to defeat the castle defenses on the offensive side of the fight. having no army will still take forever to build them though. moving in diagonal directions will make it easy to take on groups rather than side to side or forward back when swinging with a longer weapon. the angles matter a lot in m&b with each weapon type.
imagine you see this guy come up to your castle just 1 dude... and he just starts hacking away at your gate at superhuman speeds
45:51 Your catapults cannot destroy the battering Ram they can only destroy other catapults and other siege weapons they can destroy the battering Ram when you're defending the castle when they're attacking you.
8:50
LMAO! 😂
... Definitely subscribing now 😅
the most annoying part of this was your refusal to just buy a bow compatible on horseback.
Balsy Baldson face is shaped like a bike seat and somehow, I think he'd be good at that too
Finnaly, a new bannerlord vid😂😂
This reminds me of the guy who conquered the whole map by himself, no army or anything
Strat plays 💪
If you paired the op horse with the battania Rhomphaia which is op already you would have been unstoppable on horse back
Tells himself to get a shield. Finally gets the chance. “Why would I need a shield I never use them.” Face palm.
Day 357 of asking for an Oranje Free State Playthrough of Vicky 3. Just 8 more videos and it'll be a year. You did promise to do it after I got to a year...
He did South Africa already. I’m guessing you’re Afrikaans?
@@awesomepork101 While I am a fan of the Dutch and have a number of Dutch friends, nope. I just want him to suffer because unlike Zulu, 95% if not more of his population will be unaccepted pops and he is the weaker of the two Boer republics. So, even if he takes out the Zulu and Transvaal, South Africa with the entire British Commonwealth military is his only real expansion outside of maybe trying to take Madagascar or going against Portugal, who's also a British Ally.
@@awesomepork101 No I just want him to suffer playing the weakest of the Boer republics because basically no accepted pops is painful. I made a longer reply but it seems RUclips is being a pain again.
I was watching your banner lord content right when this released
Unironically looks like Jason Statham.
There is an old story of a wandering blscksmith, which is neither allowed in heaven nor in hell.
So i suggest a Bannerlord run as a blacksmith, cursed to make his very own Equipment.
If it's to hard to start, you can buy ressources
8:36 that, in fact, did earn my like 👍
I have tried this many times, I didn't think it was possible... until now
11:30 This test has made me sure that they do scale their speed to yours so you can't cheese the game like you used to be able to.
I haven’t seen your videos in a while! Have you been feeling all right?
Scratch that, for some reason, I’m just not getting the notifications. What the heck?
Wdym "Baldie Baldison"? WHERE IS MY 1000-STAT MAN?!?!?!?!?!??!
"it's almost harvesting season." i have ended many farmers in my day
doing all the 1 man army strats since the MnB(not warband even) especially when you have ridiculously good horse and armor
Haven’t watched laith in awhile and I come back and see he’s absolutely majestic
no horses were harmed in the filming of this video
7:53 tahiti
Just have some gawdam faith Orthur
Arthur if he was born in europe and in the middle age
Watching dude cyrcilng around dude in 4:15 and not baiting his attack make my eyes bleed
This man is Mac Tonight!
Bringing in the new year watching this video, have a happy new year Laith.
No way you uploaded Bannerlords video right after I started
I would love to see you take out a town and defend it till the end of time
46:19 you wouldn't download a horse
Baldy gets his John Wick moment
My name is laith too
You could do this video again but with the character reload mod to give yourself all the skills and use console commands to get above 300
He actually does look like the peak male performance meme guy in the face structure
Because "One" starts with the vowel "o", instead of "a" it would be an "an".
It looks like Imhotep took a board to the face
hey laith, ive got a challenge for you.. play as Netherlands in 1618.. you start at war with Portugal & Spain... good luck.. id love to see a video
maybe its not as tough as im imagining? an expert like you should find it easy right?
Strat Plays did this without the crazy stats and world conquered lol
Bruh the smithy would have been op like 100000 damage
how is lathe getting greener?
Look at that 50 cal sword stab
Leaked footage of the average CKIII knight
I used to do this for laughs in warband lol just edit my character to have maxed stats and have my self a masterwork war cleaver.
Ah, yes, an average anime protagonist.
You turned Bannerlord into Dynasty Warriors.
"and of course for the men we killed" 🤣🤣
Stratplays has done a world conquest like with without giving himself max skills or whatever
U could use mods like adjustable levelling to be able to have 100 vigour etc
Also u can press alt to view where people are and g to drop weapons
Also u can filter for armour using the buttons 😭 this is PAINFUL to watch. It physically hurts
More of this man👍
Should used the take both mod which allows you to take both perks
him sitting above the health bar is a bit annoying haha
This ain't one ounch man this is single hit male
He brings up a good point though how in the hell were those militia soldiers as fast as him?
Should have added take both mod it would have really made him more unstoppable
Im pretty sure its his firt time playing, which is great maybe he'll do some learning videos, that would be be fun to watch
dude! your hair is incredible!
More Bannerlord!
Okay, how did you set the stats like that? Curious to try this out
is swing damage what happens to someone when they lose a dance off?
great love the videos
Did you use any mods?
As far ad my Bannerlord knowlege goes, you can’t break the limit of 330 even with using commands.
Why is your cam on the bottom right??????
Baldy shall rule the world!
This is funny. I just statted playing bannerlord again about a week ago cus i was home for the holidays and could play it on my laptop. Didnt realize how optimzed this game is, truly. Cant even play poe2 early access on my laptop (14fps)
Your character looks like rocky balboa
I need more bannerlord
its always both funny and frustrating watching people who dont know how/how(people who know the game probably get this) to play a game essentially get pretty much god mode and just being told to run around and do whatever cause it always leads to nonsense. but man this almost hurt just as much to watch as much as i chuckled at it
Happy New Years Laith! I hope you and your girlfriend have some nice fireworks planned for the day. ☺️
Now to the video, the op character and his legendary hoe (your mother 😜) was a funny thing to watch in the beginning. Seeing him run through his enemies, destroy tournaments and win a siege was pretty cool, hope you had alot of fun with this. Maybe you could play the 1700 mod where you can use gunpowder troops from Tunis and conquer Italy with it, just an idea.
Now to the quotes:
"I can take 26 guys...right? Yeah, I think I can"
"I dont think how swinging this around right now is gonna be useful"
"How do I update a horse?" Please use the Windows 11 Horse-Updater for this.
I wonder how much would a Saitama smith earn
Why does he have the face shape of an uruk from shadow of war
He kinda has the face shape of Jason Statham
rlly cool banner
holy luscious hair mate
very cool
What mod did u use
John Bannerlord
this has been done, i forget the guy's name
1000 stat man?
20:30 Crassus pilled
Can you just tell us what mods you are using?
true us as us guys lose hair we gain more skills
Saitama ancestors be like:
Day 119 of asking you to play Victoria 2 semi regulary.
Please do it if you do I’ll watch every video on a thousand different tabs and windows 1000 times to give it far more views and watch time
Maybe one day
@@Whatsgood415thank you
@@Whatsgood415thank you for supporting the cause
@@johnconnor8206just let it go man. Vici 3 is good enough now to play it over vici 2
40:11 AYO?!
Jokes on you. I am subscribed!
so uh i learned this before you lol but i had a cheat mod on and maxed my stats at around 3k and uh i swong so fast the hits didn't register then when i went down to 1000 i could actually hit the dang enemys
if baldy balderson is the peak of man, then are you, Lathy Hairyson the absolute opposite?
😂😂😂
Damn nice hair
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